Last month, someone posted this vid of fake azz rapper Nikki Minaj before her miraculous transformation. We have gone from being naturally beautiful to artificially enhancing every part of our bodies just to please some clueless man who can't tell the difference between a real azz or a fake one.
Nicki Minaj is on the cover of Honey magazine this month. Who is she, you ask? She's a stripper-turned rapper who can't rap. Her only claim to fame is she was co-signed by Lil Wayne. So in other words, everyone's riding her jock because a moron put her on.
What's the difference between Nicki Minaj and Angel Lola Luv other than one isn't down with Lil Wayne's camp? They both have fake hair, fake breasts, fake butts and fake personalities. Did I miss anything?
Oh, at least Lola can flow a little. Nicki tries so hard to sound like Lil Wayne that I often wonder if she is Lil Wayne in drag.
No wonder hip hop record sales are in the toilet if she is the future of hip hop. No talent or skill of any kind is necessary to get a record deal nowadays.
Anyway, if you want to know what the article is about you'll have to read it for yourself. I didn't bother to read it since I have no interest in what this no talented broad has to say if she's not inside a strip club.
Every now and then I get a call from an industry cat asking my advice on why they get no love from certain industry chicks. My #1 response is always, "maybe she's just not that into you." But these industry cats think the world revolves around their peens. So the only logical explanation they can think of is the chick must be a lesbian.
Take Angel Lola Luv, aka Lola Monroe, for instance. I must have logged at least half a dozen calls from industry cats asking me if I think she's a lesbun because they can't get to first base with her when she's in town.
Well, it turns out Lola is a lesbun, according to industry gossip -- and loyal reader LovelyLady, who knows Lola personally.
LovelyLady says the love of Lola's life is a chick named Logan who travels everywhere with her. Apparently they've known each other since grade school. It's no coincidence that Logan's butt also hangs low. LovelyLady says all of Lola's friends have butt implants.
Jada Pinkett-Smith is surely battling with Keisha Whitaker for the title of Hollywood's Hottest Crackhead. In an earlier post I pointed out how Jada Pinkett looked terrible, like she was losing it - literally. But as usual, you guys dismissed me for the hater that I am. Pic spotted at Drew Reports.
How's it hanging, Lola? That B*tch points out how video "model" Angel Lola Luv recently inspired some young boys to stay in school at a Back To School Jam in Albany, NY. The nurse in me can't help but notice how Lola's azz resembles a tumor growing out of her thigh that needs to be surgically extracted. I can't believe men find this look sexy, but whatever.
According to Brown Sista, Keyshia Cole was interviewed by Cathy Hughes’ in a TV One on One interview set to air Sunday, Sept. 21st at 10pm. The 26-year-old singer, songwriter and record producer talks with Ms. Hughes about her childhood, her future aspirations, her faith and what inspires her music in the revealing interview.
This message goes out to Keyshia's peoples who reached out to me a few days ago: I'm still waiting for that info you promised me.