Massage parlor singer Beyonce was spotted leaving her Ultimate Office Christmas Party dressed as a Christmas tree on Monday. Her “Christmas tree” sweater was replete with tinsel, lights, ornaments and Christmas stockings.

Bey held her sweater in front of her in an attempt to hide her pseudo pregnancy. Beyonce is completely obsessed with making you believe she’s pregnant. The only way I will believe Beyonce is pregnant is if she pops out a live human being in front of me.

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Blue Ivy Christmas tree

Pop singer Beyonce Instagram’d this image of her daughter, Blue Ivy, admiring their Christmas tree. Blue Ivy’s silhouette is framed by the massive tree which is festooned with oversized ornaments included elephants, the symbol of the Republican party. Many families wait until after Thanksgiving to put up their Christmas holiday decorations, but apparently not the Knowles-Carters.

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