Morning Glory: Queen Rosa

Queen Rosa and James Harden

Earlier I told you about professional ball players and rappers who routinely date the same groupies who have dated other ball players and rappers. The reason for this behavior is that men are collectors by nature. They are very competitive. They believe a groupie’s value goes up exponentially if she has dated another ball player.

So it isn’t unusual for ball players to collect the same groupies the way they collect cars, guns, watches, sneakers, etc.

Professional groupie Queen Rosa has already dated NFL star Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson, LA Lakers star Jordan Hill, and Houston Rockets star James Harden. So she is considered a valuable catch for the next ball player or athlete who is waiting in line.

Yesterday, Queen Rosa tweeted a photo of her daughter at a lunch date with James Harden. Mothers shouldn’t bring men around their daughters, but groupies never play by the rules.

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Chad Johnson Sentenced to 30 Days in Jail for Slapping His Lawyer’s Butt

Chad Johnson Sentenced to 30 Days in Jail

Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson will be tweeting from jail for the next 30 days. The out-of-work football player was in court today to seek a plea deal with no jail time for head butting his ex-wife Evelyn Lozada last year.

The judge was all set to agree to the plea deal when she asked Johnson if he was satisfied with the work of his attorney. Johnson responded by slapping his lawyer on his butt.

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Chad Johnson Sex Tape Yanked off the Internet

Chad Ochocinco Johnson

Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson can breathe easier today. Gossip website TMZ.com reports that the sex tape leak that kept Johnson awake at night has been capped. Johnson’s attorneys served cease and desist notices on the websites that hosted the video, which was stolen from Johnson’s hacked cell phone.

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Morning Glory: Wankaego

Wankaego

Former NFL player Chad “Ochocinco” Johnson is the latest star to leak a sex tape in hopes of generating ratings or interest in a project he’s involved with. Johnson and his ex-wife, Evelyn Lozada, were set to star in a much-hyped Basketball Wives spin-off about their fake marriage, but their reality show was put on ice by VH1 when Johnson went off-script and Chris Browned Lozada earlier this year.

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Guess Who Stripped Naked for PETA?

Evelyn Lozada PeTA ad

If you don’t immediately recognize the slutty woman in the latest PeTA ad, that’s because the ad is Photoshopped beyond recognition.

According to Vibe Vixen, The “I’d Rather Go Naked” PeTA model is former reality star Evelyn Lozada, who stripped off her thong for the animal rights advocacy group.

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