San Francisco 49ers quarterback Colin Kaepernick is reportedly under investigation for sexually assaulting an unwilling female. Even a highly paid NFL quarterback may have trouble scoring with women if he resembles a pelican.
The 49ers front office reacted swiftly to the allegations being reported by gossip tabloid TMZ.
“The 49ers organization is aware of the recent media report regarding Colin Kaepernick and is in the process of gathering the pertinent facts.”
TMZ claims they broke the story about Cee Lo’s jump-off — but your auntie was the first to spill that TEA on my blog. In fact, Cee Lo’s other jump-offs (at least 2 strippers) are based in Atlanta, and Cee Lo reportedly pays the rent of at least one of them.
A 28-year-old home health nurse was arrested and charged with sexually assaulting a 106-year-old bedridden woman.
According to the Pensacola Police Department, Taquita Lashay Watson, 29, was determined to have “used a sexual instrument” on the elderly woman who she was hired to care for last month.
Watson was booked into the Escambia County jail in lieu of $25,000 bond, The Smoking Gun reports.
Watson was described by police as having “no known mental health issues” and whose “mental capacity appeared to be fine.” The victim told police that Watson assaulted her with a six-inch sex toy that she carried in her purse along with a jar of Vaseline.
The investigation is continuing as police try “to determine if anyone else may have been victimized.”