teen fired

A teenager learned the hard way that sentiments she posts on social media can come back to bite her in the rear. Celia, an unemployed Texas teenager, tweeted her dissatisfaction at starting a new job at a notorious pizza joint run by a “gangsta pizza king”.

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Susannah Collins

After caving to intense pressure from women’s rights groups, the major sports networks began an experiment by hiring sexy women to announce major sports competitions from the sidelines. The experiment failed miserably due to two simple truths: no matter how sexy she is, a feminine voice is too distracting to men while they’re watching testosterone-filled sports. The second simple truth is horny women can’t control their desires around sports Gods like LeBron James.

Today, Comcast SportsNet Chicago announced they were firing a female sports reporter who had a Freudian slip live on the air.

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Terrence Davidson and Nicki Minaj

You may have heard that rapper Nicki Minaj fired her entire Glam squad for making her look like a hot mess these last couple of years. Well, Terrence Davidson, Nicki’s wig maker, decided to come forward and clear the air in a letter to his fans (yes, he has fans).

Terrence’e letter reads more like an online resume than clearing the air. He’s basically putting the word out that his questionable wig-making skills are available for the right price. But after seeing the disastrous wigs on Nicki, he probably won’t get too many job offers.

Maybe Beyonce needs a wig maker who specializes in circus or sideshow style wigs?

Read Terrence’s letter after the break.

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