Celeb Style: This Will Not Do

Sandra Rose June 3, 2008

I understand that model Naomi Campbell and Vogue editor-at-large Andre Leon Talley are considered style icons. And I understand that as style icons they can and will push the envelope of style into the stratosphere. But these outfits will not work on any planet.

I’m mad at Andre for those purple velvet open toe sandals. And I’m even madder at Naomi for those sequined Hammer pants.

(Photo source)

BayArea

Grandma is that you?
shunda

I need to stop looking at post before I go to the bathroom. I laughed so hard at Andre I almost peed on myself. I am still in tears
Kymystry

Wow … he went with the Genie in the bottle sandals. .. Big Momms’s House … and a bunch of gators got kilt to make that coat … Naomi … Naomi … Don’t hurt em .. but seriously .. wtf were they thinking
prynsexxx

Ah HELL to the NAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is unacceptable. He looks like some knot-knee’d church lady.

Are those purple crushed velvet peep-toe house shoes?
Kymystry

Big Momma House Church Hat^
brwnsugga4you

i’ve seen him dress a few people..and i couldn’t figure out for the life of me why this man was even a stylist at all.
http://www.myspace.com/themdivasinc Mimi Renee

He looks like an extra from Disney’s Aladdin
shunda

You all have me in tears still. He looks like Ali baba
bklynsjm123

They both look a hot mess. But their attire probably costs about as much as my monthly salary so im not hating.
Lucy

This is the same yahoo that dressed Jennifer Hudson for the Oscars and from my understanding is still giving her advise on clothes. Explains a lot, to me anyway.
cutienjerzey

LMAO…after reading all the comments you guys have said it all. I’m still laughing at him looking like an extra from Disney’s Alladin….OMG
j-lo843

All i’m going to say is “that’s a damn shame”…lol..oh yeah one more word..”ridiculous”
Kymystry

AND … who in the HAIL would make His azz some size 19 velvet peep toe MAN shoes … THEY need they Royal azz Kicked
pointhimout

The world is definitely coming to an end when men begin wearing shoes like that and think it’s ok. strap and open toe???? or am i mistaken? DEAD!!! DEAD!!! DEAD!!!

this is the guy giving jayz and pharell fashion tips?? HATED IT.

TEAM DRU
shunda

I was thinking of doing the chinese type writer and singing can’t touch this lol. (singing) ah ah you can’t touch this! Go Hammer Go Hammer Go. Ok I am done! Lmao!
Bubbles

His clutch purse is cute.
http://www.myspace.com/hune916 HunE916

He looks like Punjab from “Annie”!
MOCHAMOMMY

Let me type before I read what my crazy blog fam had to say…
Did they get a pic of her doin the typewriter dance across the red carpet? Is it safe to say that was a magic red carpet? We had the balding genie and aladdin (Singin in my head “U aint neva had a friend neva had a friend like meeeee!!!!” LMFAO)
marshefen

This pic took awhile to load on my computer….but boy was it worth it! Lol! Was this from Halloween?
http://www.myspace.com/sweetpea_337 pyt_504

wowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

there is no words and no excuse for this madness
mr mr

FUNNY COMMENTS EVERYONE!

just wanted to offer Naomi some protection on the site…

She is wearing an outfit by recently deceased designer Yves Saint Laurent…he is responsible for making her the first black model on the cover of French VOGUE…she wore this because he had just died the day before, so cut her some slack..

..now Andre,….
prynsexxx

#21 said:

she wore this because he had just died the day before
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I say: Still no reason. Off with her head!
candycane

She is wearing an outfit by recently deceased designer Yves Saint Laurent…he is responsible for making her the first black model on the cover of French VOGUE…she wore this because he had just died the day before, so cut her some slack

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That’s very touching and all, but I am SURE that man made some more “updated” clothes than those sequince Hammer pants.
kogletree

PUNJAB!!!!

That is the funniest ish I have heard ALL DAY! LMFAO
MZN

Andre is starting to fall off… smh
Sharonda

I mean…why?
teecee

as someone who will admit that yes i wore hammer pants, i take offense. she had on parachute pants. lol

miss talley has been a hot mess for many yrs. the man purse is just a hot ass mess, i think my mom carried the same one to the church tea. lol he wills so much power nobody will tell him go sit and dont get back up until you do better. he looks like an old woman.
http://www.myspace.com/amax79 AKAtastrophy1908

This is just one of those LOOOONG WTF moments. You look at them and then check your calender to see if its October 31st. Is Naomi rockin the last pair of HAMMER pants on the planet? All of this is just wrong!
http://www.myspace.com/amax79 AKAtastrophy1908

And WTF is that on his head and is that a leather coat? Is he in the US? And what is that? VELVET? He could stand to lose 80% of that outfit.
nmh02

I never thought I would see a grown man in peep-toes, gay or straight.
ReadTheBlog

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