Naomi Campbell ranks only second to Sean Combs as the biggest attention whore in the entire world. Naomi supposedly got so plastered last night at a party in Capri, Italy, that she couldn’t even stand up straight.
Some bloggers seem to think Naomi was leaning because she was drunk. First of all, drunks don’t lean – they wobble and fall. Crack heads lean, meth heads lean, drunks don’t lean. Got it?
Personally, I don’t believe she was under the influence at all. I think she spotted the paparazzi and decided to put on a show. This is beyond pitiful. Sean Combs is probably somewhere saying to himself, “now why didn’t I think of that?”