Halle Berry’s Screaming Fits at Baby Daddy

By Sandra Rose  | 

It's grown apparent that everything isn't all good between Halle Berry, 44, and her baby daddy, Gabe Aubry, 34.

Now comes word that Aubry is petitioning the courts to name him as 2-year-old Nahla's biological father. What brought this on? According to TMZ.com, Gabe and Halle handled child support matters privately without the courts involvement.

RadarOnline.com has the scoop on the latest developments:

Don't believe all those reports that everything is peachy between ex-couple Gabriel Aubry and Halle Berry -- the reality is far from it.

A source tells RadarOnline.com exclusively that Gabriel has been subjected to a number of nasty screaming fits by the Monsters Ball star, along with many angry meltdowns, and even believes that Halle has hired a private investigator to tail him.

Gabrie filed a petition on December 30 for custody of their two-year-old daughter Nahla, to ensure his legal rights to visitation, something, the source says, the Canadian born model is anxious to establish.

"Basically whenever Gabriel doesn't do exactly what Halle tells him to do, or if he does something she doesn't approve of or like, she goes crazy on him, screaming and shouting," the source says.

"Contrary to public perception Halle has a particularly nasty temper.

"I've been with him when he's gotten these insane calls from Halle -- with her screaming at him and going crazy, when the poor guy hasn't done anything!"

For more details, go to RadarOnline.com

Photos: Splash News Online

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feMJefcB36U kingstonn

    that little girl is only 2? no way...

  • aqtpie

    Halle is gorgeous to me but I can see her doing everything that she is accused of and that's sad!!

  • Peachpussycat

    **gasps at Kingston's gravi**

  • ToniLove

    Man, I hope they can work that out peacefully.
    Why would she trip put on him, if she was the one who wanted to end things anyways?

    That baby is a spitting image of her father. Same eyes and facial layout.
    Beautiful.

  • Peachpussycat

    My dad loooooooves this woman and she can do no wrong in his eyes. But I think she's crazy and possessive.

  • http://www.twitter.com/thegwu Nicola

    Is she drinking again?

  • KrayZKat

    I hope they are shielding this baby from all their drama.

  • KK76

    Of course, she spazzes out. Can't be that banging and have everything else perfect too, right? :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IkBBTOhfCQ YSoSerious

    I can believe it. It always the prettiest ones with the most issues. :coffee:

  • WUTWUZINDAT!?

    Sooooo THAT's why she can't keep a man... :think:
    Personality disorders strikes again! :no:

  • ALBoy

    Halle is really crazy :coffee: I would still beat that like a drum solo :coffee:

  • candibfly

    i just read this on another site, can't say that i'm surprised. rumor has it she's crazy.

  • WUTWUZINDAT!?

    Halle and Chili are victims of PGS (Pretty Girl Syndrome)

    That's when you've been told all your life that you are the mostest mostest (yep its a word..) and people grovel at your feet. The problem is when you get grown and start demanding ish, grown people outside of your family or people not being paid to kiss your azz don't tolerate that chit. So a public meltdown happens and all the ugly that family and close azz kissers filled them up with comes ooozing out... Bad egg.... :yes:

  • http://myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

    I guess white folks are just finding out Halle ain't wrapped too tight. We been know'd dat.

  • candibfly

    really? i really don't think chili is all that cute. she's petite with "good hair" that's about it :shrugs:

    *flips my hair*

  • http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

    There have been reports that Halle Berry is two sandwiches short of a picnic. The elevator is unable to go to the top. It is stuck between two floors.

  • Phrozen1der

    This is news?? :coffee:

  • PAHairston

    Hello All. Love me some Halle. That said, seems to me folks would understand her plight: 1. She's STILL one of the most beautiful women in the world, so hard to live up to! 2. She STILL has top billing in Hollywood-- what other black actress can say this? 3. The media follows her from pillar to post, er where she goes, there's a camera 4. What man wouldn't be intimidated by her beauty and her success? Call her a bish or diva if you may but she's HALLE BERRY, one in a million. (Wonder why Sandra has so much disdain for her?)

  • ALBoy

    chili is okay she seems like if you hit one good time she would start to annoy you and she Aint all that fine either shes okay to me

  • West Coast Chick

    LOL @ attorneymom

  • WUTWUZINDAT!?

    Bird says:

    I guess white folks are just finding out Halle ain’t wrapped too tight. We been know’d dat.

    ___________________________
    She need to learn to wrap a couple fat :blunt:

    tight take her azz to a :kona: and satdown. Embarrassing us n chit!

  • West Coast Chick

    her craziness is probably brought on by her excessive alcohol usage :think:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Chili is an average chick, with curly hair,abs and an extensive bank account. She's no different than Johnny Gill..... :rofl:

  • West Coast Chick

    ALBoy says:

    she Aint all that fine either shes okay to me

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    :shocked:

    how can you say that! Halle has been America's version of perfect beauty for many moons :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Awww yeah well Halle scream at his azz let him know you mean business :shrugs: I think :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Chili is a brown M&M I mean she has no variation in color from hair complexion eyebrown lips - JUST BROWN!

  • West Coast Chick

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Chili is an average chick, with curly hair,abs and an extensive bank account. She’s no different than Johnny Gill…..

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    stick a fork in me... Im done :dead:

  • Phrozen1der

    @WCC :lol:

  • candibfly

    i think halle is a beautiful cougar. however, people do act like she is the epitome of beauty. she is just one type of beautiful. *whispers* plus she can't really act to me.

  • Daisy

    #teamHalle :cheer:

    "Sources" can say anything *sideye* and :rolleyes:

  • MzDimplez1123

    PHROZEN! :kona:

    I wonder if black men are still being listed as the cause of Halle's problems. :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    She’s no different than Johnny Gill…..
    ______________________
    :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Halle's a bad bish I give her that anyday but I am too :grin: :lol:

  • ALBoy

    WCC I was talking about chili Halle Is My Baby :yes:

  • D.Marie

    Halle has always been 2 shades of crazy... Poor Poor Halle.. But why wasn't he named her biological father from the beginning this sounds like a business deal gone bad..

  • ALBoy

    Phrozen You STupid :lol: Johnny Gill :lol:

  • West Coast Chick

    candibfly says:

    *whispers* plus she can’t really act to me.

    __________________________________________

    :shocked: take it back!

    :lol:

  • MzDimplez1123

    Why yall messing with Johnny? He got his own crazy family, the Murphys, to deal with. :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @MsDimpz :lol:

    @Choco :rofl:

  • ALBoy

    Halle is my kind of crazy some of these other crazy people out there Peeing in shoes and what not :no: I dont know about all that :coffee: TEAMLEAVEMYCHUCKSONTILLIGETHOME

  • candibfly

    i like the strictly business and boomerang halle better tho :thumbsup:

  • West Coast Chick

    ALBoy says:

    WCC I was talking about chili Halle Is My Baby

    _____________________________________________

    Thanks for clearing that up :wink:

    :lol:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ WCC....But she can't act! Last movie I appreciated Halle's skills in was either Losing Isiah or Jungle Fever. She was aiight in Boomerang.

  • http://CHARBEE97@TWITTER.COM CHARBEE

    Halle can't keep no man as pretty as she is. That heffa has issues and needs to seek some help. #STILLTEAMHALLEANYWAY

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    PHROZEN!

    I wonder if black men are still being listed as the cause of Halle’s problems.
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    :ashamed: of her acting such an AZZ

  • jchotlanta

    @candibfly i love reading your comments i have been lurking and always look for you and love --->*flips my hair*

    I can see you do this :)

    JC

  • West Coast Chick

    ALBoy says:

    Halle is my kind of crazy some of these other crazy people out there Peeing in shoes and what not I dont know about all that TEAMLEAVEMYCHUCKSONTILLIGETHOME

    __________________________________________

    :lol:

    you and Choco are nuts

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Halle is my kind of crazy some of these other crazy people out there Peeing in shoes and what not I dont know about all that TEAMLEAVEMYCHUCKSONTILLIGETHOME
    _______________________
    :rofl: My puss more than makes up for my crazy and this you know :lol:

    I think I love you AL! :grin:

  • MzDimplez1123

    And where the hell did Sandra get that pic of Halle she used?! :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @WCC
    :rofl: I am over here :rofl:

  • candibfly

    :hug: *hands jchotlanta a friendship contract* thanks! pls have it notarized and returned by COB tomorrow.

    i only mentally flip my hair, i saw a chick actually doing it in the subway and it was so annoying!

  • West Coast Chick

    jchotlanta says:

    @candibfly i love reading your comments i have been lurking and always look for you and love —>*flips my hair*

    I can see you do this

    ___________________________________

    Awe Candi B Flyyyyyyyy got a fan! :clap:

    #jealous :lol:

  • candibfly

    being pretty itself doesn't guarantee that u'll keep a man, maybe snag one, but keep :nono:

  • VAALLDAY

    She's been crazy according to the men she's dealt with.

  • candibfly

    wcc lol i feel like i'm jersey shore famous now! j/k

    ppl like me cause i'm friendly, well except that one chick that tried to "go in" on me but whatevs! :lol:

  • ALBoy

    Good Pussy does not = Dealing with shoe peing crazy :no: My shoes not my Chucks you could pee on my jacket but not my shoes :no:

  • West Coast Chick

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ WCC….But she can’t act! Last movie I appreciated Halle’s skills in was either Losing Isiah or Jungle Fever. She was aiight in Boomerang.

    ___________________________________

    ****secrectly agrees***** :lol:

  • candibfly

    i think good vj will only keep a man for so long

    anywho, i'm out this h0e! night folks *blows kisses and does my miss america wave* :bye:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Cadibfly: just read this on another site, can’t say that i’m surprised. rumor has it she’s crazy

    ______________________________________________________________________

    Yay Crazy beautiful redboneded women and their freaky ways

  • Mean Kitty

    Everybody got a lil crazy in them....some just display it more i.e. Halle Berry

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Candi*

    Might you be crazy? :pray:

  • ALBoy

    One of the reasons Halle never made it to #1 on Als list is these rumors that she isnt that into SEx :no:Thats why I stay with My Main............
    OPRAH :lick: :hump:

  • Phrozen1der

    :dead: at tinkling in someone's shoes.. OFF WITH HER HEAD!!!!! :rofl:

  • Mean Kitty

    I support Choco's craziness. Not necessarily sumting I would do BUT I support any bish that is as crazy as me!!! #TEAMUNEVERKNEWIWASCRAZYUNTILABISHTRIEDME

  • West Coast Chick

    candibfly says:

    wcc lol i feel like i’m jersey shore famous now! j/k
    ____________________________________________________________
    :lol: that was nice of JC though.. I was just messing around.. but that was cool ...
    _______________________________________

    ALBoy says:

    Good Pussy does not = Dealing with shoe peing crazy My shoes not my Chucks you could pee on my jacket but not my shoes

    _________________________________________

    @ pee on your jacket, but not your shoes :rofl:

  • ALBoy

    Basically whenever Gabriel doesn’t do exactly what Halle tells him to do, or if he does something she doesn’t approve of or like, she goes crazy on him, screaming and shouting,” the source says.
    _________________________________________________________________________

    I thought this was what WOMEN DO :shrug: How yall gone call Halle out like this when we just had the exact same discussion in the other Post :no: She regular Woman Crazy just like the rest of You People!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Mean
    :rofl: I was trying to reply to another comment but yours took the cake!
    ________________________
    #TEAMUNEVERKNEWIWASCRAZYUNTILABISHTRIEDME

    :rofl: :rofl: I can pee on his jacket

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Candi
    I hope your still hear dear good VJ will keep a MAN baby not for so long you gotta step your game up MA! REAL good VJ keep them coming back even when you've left them!

  • West Coast Chick

    candibfly says:

    i think good vj will only keep a man for so long

    _________________________________________

    nah, he'll stick around for as long as you allow em' too :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    What is the convo that goes on in a crazy womens head as she wee-wees

    **Crazy Woman thoughts** "Oh so he think he just going to WALK outta my life, huh?! Not after I wee-wee in his favorite British Knights. He'll be begging me to give him this Pussay drenched in urine" *props leg up on table holding shoe*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Phro
    Well what am I to do :rofl: when I really hate you :rofl:

  • West Coast Chick

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @Candi
    I hope your still hear dear good VJ will keep a MAN baby not for so long you gotta step your game up MA! REAL good VJ keep them coming back even when you’ve left them!

    _______________________________________

    :preach:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    nah, he’ll stick around for as long as you allow em’ too
    ________________
    :preach: Candi you need a older sister :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IkBBTOhfCQ YSoSerious

    Um...Halle isn't that great of an actress.

    She pretty much plays the same character in every movie and didn't start getting noticed until she began flucking yt boys and showing her tits on screen. :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco :lol:

  • MzDimplez1123

    I'm wondering if Al isn't a lil "touched". :shrug:

  • Phrozen1der

    @YSo #That! :yes:

  • http://www.twitter.com/kabyeyou KABYEYOU

    i blame eric benet

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    **Crazy Woman thoughts** “Oh so he think he just going to WALK outta my life, huh?! Not after I wee-wee in his favorite British Knights. He’ll be begging me to give him this Pussay drenched in urine” *props leg up on table holding shoe*
    ________________________
    :rofl: you actually had me banging on my desk reading this and I think my eye are swolled from laughing so much! I need you in my life :grin:

  • ALBoy

    @ Phrozen :lol: you stupid bruh

    Im like how you get that mad to where you like forget yelling throwing stuff slashing tires Ms Ceily voice: Im gone piss in his shoes and he gone know i meant business holding it all day drinking gatorade talking bout oh yea he gone remember this one :yes: :blink:

  • MzDimplez1123

    *throws a 12pack of Dr. Pepper cans @ Phrozen* I cain't with you today! :rofl:

    @ Yso..I think Jada Pinkett is the same as far as acting. Always the same character in a different role.

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco :rofl:

  • West Coast Chick

    Phrozen1der says:

    What is the convo that goes on in a crazy womens head as she wee-wees

    **Crazy Woman thoughts** “Oh so he think he just going to WALK outta my life, huh?! Not after I wee-wee in his favorite British Knights. He’ll be begging me to give him this Pussay drenched in urine” *props leg up on table holding shoe*

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    phucking :dead:

    I laughed so loud when I read that.... let me find out that ya'll tryna get me fired from this nice yt establishment. :lol:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    At Choco....Might YOU be crazy? :pray:

  • Mean Kitty

    @Choco: So my ex-ninja was being an azz one day to me. Instead of doing my normal crazy bish shyt I decided to switch it up on him. So when he was at work I took all his ties and wiped them down the crack of my azz and hung them back up all pretty. The next day he texted and asked did I do something to his clothes. I played all innocent "No baby whats wrong!" He said that his neck smells like shyt. I said oh yea, u remember when u were actin an azz to me, well I wiped my booty with all them ties!! Now u know how it feels when u act like an azz to me ninja. Then I hung up.....he was mad but oh well!!

  • West Coast Chick

    @ Choco :cheers: my nicca

  • MzDimplez1123

    :blink: @ Mean. :rofl: I'm loggin off. Yall gone have me living in the same box as WCC when they fire our asses for fuggin wit chall.

  • Phrozen1der

    @Mean that's gotta be illegal.. :no:

  • ALBoy

    Bruh she is shoe peeing Crazy :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Im like how you get that mad to where you like forget yelling throwing stuff slashing tires Ms Ceily voice: Im gone piss in his shoes and he gone know i meant business holding it all day drinking gatorade talking bout oh yea he gone remember this one
    ____________________
    :rofl:

    @WCC Yeah MA I saw what we did there :cheers:

    @Bruh a lil boo just a lil :wink:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Might I add that Crazy women attribute to 70% of SUV's becoming victims of Golf Clubs, dont believe me ask Whats Tiger's ex wife's name. I got this from National Geographic mmm hmm...

  • ALBoy

    @ Mean WOW too far :no:

  • MzDimplez1123

    Yall leave Choco alone! She just marking her territory. :coffee:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    @ Choco :yahoo:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Choco: So my ex-ninja was being an azz one day to me. Instead of doing my normal crazy bish shyt I decided to switch it up on him. So when he was at work I took all his ties and wiped them down the crack of my azz and hung them back up all pretty. The next day he texted and asked did I do something to his clothes. I played all innocent “No baby whats wrong!” He said that his neck smells like shyt. I said oh yea, u remember when u were actin an azz to me, well I wiped my booty with all them ties!! Now u know how it feels when u act like an azz to me ninja. Then I hung up…..he was mad but oh well!!
    ______________________
    :rofl: I wanna kiss you for that MY BISH! GET EM GIRL!

  • ALBoy

    Mz D :lol: Get out

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Yall leave Choco alone! She just marking her territory.
    __________________
    How you gone drink coffee after that :lol:

    @Bruh :thumbsup: :hugs:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Al...WHAT I DO?! :shrug:

  • West Coast Chick

    Mean Kitty says:

    I decided to switch it up on him. So when he was at work I took all his ties and wiped them down the crack of my azz and hung them back up all pretty.
    _____________________________________________

    I AM PHUCKING CRYING LAUGHING OVER HERE :rofl:

  • ALBoy

    Bruh you gone mess around with choco and have pissy soppy shoes and poo ties on :no: Allcrazyaintgoodcrazy

  • Mean Kitty

    @Dimpz: She was. See I think Choco and I are cut from the same cloth. As long as u don't try us, we wont pull out our crazy card....but when we do.......it aint nothing pretty.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Might I add that Crazy women attribute to 70% of SUV’s becoming victims of Golf Clubs, dont believe me ask Whats Tiger’s ex wife’s name. I got this from National Geographic mmm hmm…
    ________________________
    :lol: And might I add that 95% of men got a crazy woman :lol:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    @Alboy.....Minus the shoe Peeing thats alright with me with her ol crazy....pretty pussay....redbone arse she better go head

  • ALBoy

    That Boy said he decidede to switch it up on him :no: :lol:

  • Mean Kitty

    @WCC: :rofl: That has to be on my Top 10 crazy things I have done in my life! But it worked. That ninja didn't try nothing else like that with me. He wished I woulda blew up his phone instead of blowing up his ties.

  • Phrozen1der

    @ALBoy he isn't right! :rofl:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    So my ex-ninja was being an azz one day to me. Instead of doing my normal crazy bish shyt I decided to switch it up on him. So when he was at work I took all his ties and wiped them down the crack of my azz and hung them back up all pretty. The next day he texted and asked did I do something to his clothes. I played all innocent “No baby whats wrong!” He said that his neck smells like shyt. I said oh yea, u remember when u were actin an azz to me, well I wiped my booty with all them ties!! Now u know how it feels when u act like an azz to me ninja. Then I hung up…..he was mad but oh well
    _________________________________________________________________________

    Just nasty.......Yeezy taught you how to do that?

  • Mean Kitty

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    Might I add that Crazy women attribute to 70% of SUV’s becoming victims of Golf Clubs, dont believe me ask Whats Tiger’s ex wife’s name. I got this from National Geographic mmm hmm…
    ________________________
    And might I add that 95% of men got a crazy woman
    -------------------------------------------------------------------
    And let me add that 75% of the men that got a crazy woman ALSO got a crazy ninja on the side!

  • MzDimplez1123

    Well, Mean definitely gets points for originality. :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IkBBTOhfCQ YSoSerious

    :dead: @ ALBoy's #99

    But I have to agree. This is why I can't be gay. I'd be beating a crazy bish's azz for reals.

    I'll take my regular, everyday, female crazy over this chit any day. :lol:

  • West Coast Chick

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Yall leave Choco alone! She just marking her territory.

    _________________________________________

    SHE MEANS LIKE MY BISH POODY.. SHE'S A YORKY :lol:

  • ALBoy

    And might I add that 95% of men got a crazy woman
    _______________________________

    Thats cause 100% of women are crazy the other five percent have understandings :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Bruh you gone mess around with choco and have pissy soppy shoes and poo ties on Allcrazyaintgoodcrazy
    __________________
    :yes:

    Bruh you gone mess around with choco and have pissy soppy shoes and poo ties on Allcrazyaintgoodcrazy
    _____________________
    :rofl:

  • jazzyiest

    :offtopic:

    Supposedly Hill Harper and Dollicia Bryan or Bryant...whatever the last name is are suppose to be dating?!?!? I don't know how I feel about this...

    :offtopic:

    There's some reggae artist who actually did bleach his skin and said that it's no different than white america going to get tans. I had a lightbulb moment when he said it but was wondering...What do you all think about this???? :think:

  • Mean Kitty

    @BM5: The little woman that lives in my tv told me to do that! :rofl: I come up with off the wall stuff like that. I'm a sneaky crazy ninja!! I will do something to u and u wont realize it until days or even weeks later.

  • Dymond

    fvcking :dead: @ means stankin booty :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    SHE MEANS LIKE MY BISH POODY.. SHE’S A YORKY
    _______________________
    :rofl: :rofl:

  • Dymond

    :rofl:
    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IkBBTOhfCQ YSoSerious

    @Bruh Man

    I don't pray, but I might start, just for you. :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    The little woman that lives in my tv told me to do that! I come up with off the wall stuff like that. I’m a sneaky crazy ninja!! I will do something to u and u wont realize it until days or even weeks later
    _____________________________
    :rofl: DITTO :rofl:

  • West Coast Chick

    Mean Kitty says:

    @WCC: That has to be on my Top 10 crazy things I have done in my life! But it worked. That ninja didn’t try nothing else like that with me. He wished I woulda blew up his phone instead of blowing up his ties.

    ______________________________________________

    :lol: YOU ARE A FOOL :lol: but that was hilarious! loves it!

  • Mean Kitty

    :dead: @ YSO! Us "gays" are a hoot and a holler! We have to be original when it comes to punishing our men.

  • MzDimplez1123

    Lord, Mean will have a ninja dead tomorrow from some shyt he put in motion last Cinco De Mayo. :rofl:

  • ALBoy

    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    @Alboy…..Minus the shoe Peeing thats alright with me with her ol crazy….pretty pussay….redbone arse she better go head
    ______________________________________________________

    Bruh AINT NO MINUS THE PEEING THAT HER SPECIALTY

  • WUTWUZINDAT!?

    ALBoy says:

    Bruh you gone mess around with choco and have pissy soppy shoes and poo ties on Allcrazyaintgoodcrazy
    ______________________-
    :blink: POO..TIES?.... :rofl: &&&&&&&& :dead:

  • Anna

    candibfly says:

    being pretty itself doesn’t guarantee that u’ll keep a man, maybe snag one, but keep
    ~~~~~~~~
    Pretty girls think that all they have to do is "stay pretty". They forget that when you have a husband/man he gets tired of fast food, he wants a home cooked meal and for him to be the center of attention, not your stuck on yourself type of woman.

  • jazzyiest

    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    So my ex-ninja was being an azz one day to me. Instead of doing my normal crazy bish shyt I decided to switch it up on him. So when he was at work I took all his ties and wiped them down the crack of my azz and hung them back up all pretty. The next day he texted and asked did I do something to his clothes. I played all innocent “No baby whats wrong!” He said that his neck smells like shyt. I said oh yea, u remember when u were actin an azz to me, well I wiped my booty with all them ties!! Now u know how it feels when u act like an azz to me ninja. Then I hung up…..he was mad but oh well
    _________________________________________________________________________

    Just nasty…….Yeezy taught you how to do that?

    ________________________________________________________________________

    Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

    :rofl: :rofl:

    Now I can't wait for a ni**a to act crazy with me. This here is some good work.

    @ Bruh

    "Who taught you how to wipe your azz with a tie? Yeezy taught me!" Hahahahaha!

  • Dymond

    hey jazzi :waves:

    im just as typeless as u about hill & that chick...maybe she's a closeted intellectual? :shrug:

    and that bleaching stuff is WACK

  • Mean Kitty

    Choco u are my bish all day everyday!!!!!! We like Celie and Nettie!!! We like a condom and dyck. We down for each other like 4 flat tires!!! We go back like Brandy's hairline. Choco u my bish :hug:

  • starstatus

    Ok she should have known this would happen eventually. He has to feel guilty by disowning his baby because of stupidity

  • Mean Kitty

    I'm gonna have yall thinking I'm crazy.....just mentally unbalanced at times! As long as u fvck, feed, and finance me I'm good. Now when 1 of them things ain't done then we gonna have a situation!

  • Dymond

    if i havent already spoken today :waves:

    ***rubs dimpz belly again***

  • ALBoy

    @ Jazzy hey baby Nah Ma I love being dark so i cant get with Bleaching my skin that cant be healthy then dude said its just like people who Tan :blink: uh So cause they regular gettin melanoma you wit it huh :no:

  • 2cents

    Wow just Wow at these comments.

  • MzDimplez1123

    Hi Dymond! :hug: I'm being good today. *sips juice box, hands Dymond a bottle of Patron with crystals around the rim*

  • MissHarlem

    JAZZY it was Vybz Kartel and he is a mess and doesnt even know what self hate means

    MEAN you aint chit literally :rofl:

    I had to come out of lurking for that!

  • Mean Kitty

    :hug: Dymond and Dimpz

    Gives dap @Al and BM5!!

  • CFREE

    Mean Kitty says:

    @Choco: So my ex-ninja was being an azz one day to me. Instead of doing my normal crazy bish shyt I decided to switch it up on him. So when he was at work I took all his ties and wiped them down the crack of my azz and hung them back up all pretty. The next day he texted and asked did I do something to his clothes. I played all innocent “No baby whats wrong!” He said that his neck smells like shyt. I said oh yea, u remember when u were actin an azz to me, well I wiped my booty with all them ties!! Now u know how it feels when u act like an azz to me ninja. Then I hung up…..he was mad but oh well!!

    :shocked:
    *in my Rickey Smiley voice* U IS LY'N TO ME! :rofl:

  • ALBoy

    Miss H How you Ma?

  • MissHarlem

    Oh and his fans is not feelin him at all he's gettin a serious backlash

  • jazzyiest

    @ Dymond

    Hey hunny!!!! Yeah, that was just a match up I NEVER would have guessed. On another site they have them on camera walking somehwere together. It's nothing serious but their body language screamed they were together. They were walking so far apart but going to the same place. You know how celebs like to act like they aren't together so one walks across the street with the other on the other side but they go into the same damn spot at the same damn time??? That's what it was. They told off on themselves with that one.

  • jazzyiest

    Hey @ Al

    Y'all and these shitty ties have me going. LOL

  • ALBoy

    Cfree what up There go my shake dance extrodanair :yes:

  • Dymond

    :blunt: <----to accompany patron thats y i luv u D :hug:

    hey cutie...thats all u come out of lurkin for? :D

  • Mean Kitty

    HEYYYYY HARLEM :waves:

    Ok I'm out yall.....I enjoyed sharing my craziness wit yall!!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Choco u are my bish all day everyday!!!!!! We like Celie and Nettie!!! We like a condom and dyck. We down for each other like 4 flat tires!!! We go back like Brandy’s hairline. Choco u my bish
    ____________________
    :yes:

    @Bruh thanks bewwwww for embracing my crazy Nichole appreciates that :lol: don't ask who Nichole is :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    OMG my bff is leaving :heart: you later

  • ALBoy

    :no: No Dookie Ties for me That a Mean (tm)

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Jazzy he was on Twitter talking about he just left her house and she can throw down in the kitchen.

  • Mean Kitty

    @Cfree: Naw I'm not. U have to think outside the box sometimes.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Cfree what up There go my shake dance extrodanair
    __________________
    Can't even hate on this REAL :wink: FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

  • jazzyiest

    @ Mean

    I salute you. :bow:

    You have me over here wishing a n**a would act up all so I can stank up his ties! :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    No Dookie Ties for me That a Mean ™
    ________________________
    :lol:

  • MzDimplez1123

    *Glad I don't wear ties* :no:

    *stands just close enough to Dymond to not REALLY get a contact*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    You have me over here wishing a n**a would act up all so I can stank up his ties!
    ____________________
    :lol: isn't he even more attractive now :lol:

  • ALBoy

    :no: NAH Not you too Jazzy :no

  • jazzyiest

    @ Dimpz

    Hey boo! :waves:

    I saw that. I just can't picture them together. I just can't....don't want to either. I had a special place in my heart for Hill.

  • Dymond

    Nooooo mean :wail: don't gooooooo!!! i luuuuuuv u!!

    @ superficially she seems to be a contradiction of what he would want in a woman

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IkBBTOhfCQ YSoSerious

    @Jazziest

    Don't you do it girl! I'm a hafta start praying for you too now. :rofl:

  • MzDimplez1123

    Now I REALLY see why every girl needs a gay bff. :think:

  • jazzyiest

    @ Choco

    Mean just put a whole new spin on ring around the collar.

  • Dymond

    whasup CHOCO u sexy bish fvck AL right now and me some attention
    ***tackles choco unto a basement water bed***

  • Mean Kitty

    @Jazzy: Im telling u it worked for me. If u need ANY crazy advice that is sneaky just holler at me. Trust and believe it would be something great!!!

    @Al: :dead: @ AL. Im the best at Scratch and Sniff ties!!!

    Ok yall I'm gone. See yall tomorrow

  • CFREE

    Hey Al & Choc! BIG :hug: S TO YA!

    @MEAN, u are crazy as hail for that, i have never heard of such. U's a fool :lol:

  • MzDimplez1123

    I can't believe yall done drove Yso to :pray: ! :mad:

  • West Coast Chick

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Now I REALLY see why every girl needs a gay bff.
    ______________________________________________

    :cosign:

    I have one! :thumbsup: He's my bestie in the whole wide world

  • jazzyiest

    @ YSo

    I have to!! that ish was just priceless. That's so much better than going crazy, slashing tires, arguing, fussing and cussing. That's some ish that a dude wouldn't even expect.

    Can you imagine dude at work all day breathing in hot azz fumes?!?!?!? :rofl: :rofl:

  • West Coast Chick

    See ya @ Mean :bye: I had so much fun today with ya crazy self :grin:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Jazzy
    I was about to cosign but Dymond wanna get it in

    Walking up to Dymond real sexy hunter like - So uh yeah waterbed in the basement :yes: Camay all ova

  • Dymond

    ***puts blunt out because of ebaby and cuz im leaving out words in my post*** sorry dimpz :hug:

    whasup CFREE!!! like really, whasup with it? ***jeans tight cuz my pockets so fat***

  • MzDimplez1123

    Yeah but what if dude get mad, come home, hog tie you and beat you with his ties?! :no:

  • jazzyiest

    @ Mean

    @Jazzy: Im telling u it worked for me. If u need ANY crazy advice that is sneaky just holler at me. Trust and believe it would be something great!!!

    _________________________________________________________________________

    Yes, I plan on coming to you and only you. You have my da** vote!!! LOL

    :nite: hun!

  • miamore1973

    I like Halle and I think shes beautiful but let's not get things twisted. We've always suspected that she was somewhat of a koo koo clock.

    she was able to get sympathy due to her abusive relationships but always ending up in an abusive relationship says something to me.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Can you imagine dude at work all day breathing in hot azz fumes?!?!?!?
    _______________________
    :lol: I got one better how about bish at work who like dude tries to give him a hug and she smell smang on him :rofl:

  • stellabella

    I just had to pop in and say thank you to Mean for that laugh! You got my stomach hurting :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IkBBTOhfCQ YSoSerious

    :ontopic:

    For just a second...

    I wonder why Sandra didn't say anything about the way Halle's baby daddy is holding their child?

    I don't see anything wrong with it but I can't help but think if that had been Seal and his daughter she mos def would have at least pointed it out. :coffee:

  • ALBoy

    MZ D I was just thinking I would come home punch her in the soft spot (cause she got to be a lil retarded to do this) then stuff the DTS in her mouth

  • MzDimplez1123

    *Goes to corner to corner to listen to Backstreet Boys and knit* Guess i'll be sober today. :whistle:

  • Dymond

    @ choco put on this orange hunter vest and pumps to match and thats it

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Yeah but what if dude get mad, come home, hog tie you and beat you with his ties?!
    _________________________
    :rofl:

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Al...I was trying to be nice by not mentioning it as a gag. :puke:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Dymond
    No prob So uhhhh do you like my lil brazilian shape azz? It's not a donut but she's good to squeeze :wink:

  • Genia

    candibfly says:

    really? i really don’t think chili is all that cute. she’s petite with “good hair” that’s about it :shrugs:

    *flips my hair*
    ________________________________________________________________________
    In my Miley Cyrus voice: Bougie girl swagg sayyyyyyy wut!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ALBoy

    Mz D That was one of the most disgusting things i heard somone do in a long time :no: Mean Got some serious Issues :no:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Mz D That was one of the most disgusting things i heard somone do in a long time Mean Got some serious Issues
    _______________________
    So I take it you'll take PEE in SHOE ALEX for 100 :rofl:

  • Dymond

    ***looks at choco*** as much as i want to type i'll keep it tame so :lick:

  • CFREE

    @Dymond, they been having working like a slave :wail: damn bastids! I been having to do a drive by here and there. I get my laugh on and keep it movin, but best believe tomorrow I WILL NOT be doing on ounce of work. I will be str8 chilln & shootn the chit wit ya'll :danban1:

  • Dymond

    :no: ties were worse than the shoes

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Dymond
    YOu can be tame all you want Im laying down with the vest and stillettos on juices just flowing :kiss: :hump:

  • MzDimplez1123

    LMAO @ Al...Yeah that was "spechul"

  • CFREE

    I'm out, c ya'll 2morrow. FRIDAY!!!! :yahoo:

  • Dymond

    bet tomorrow its on and u look hawt n yo gravi bish :danban1:

  • ALBoy

    Dymond aint nobody looking gone say whatever you want

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

    Mean Kitty says:

    @Choco: So my ex-ninja was being an azz one day to me. Instead of doing my normal crazy bish shyt I decided to switch it up on him. So when he was at work I took all his ties and wiped them down the crack of my azz and hung them back up all pretty. The next day he texted and asked did I do something to his clothes. I played all innocent “No baby whats wrong!” He said that his neck smells like shyt. I said oh yea, u remember when u were actin an azz to me, well I wiped my booty with all them ties!! Now u know how it feels when u act like an azz to me ninja. Then I hung up…..he was mad but oh well!!

    ___________________________________________________________________

    I know im late but this was the funniest thing i've heard all day :dead:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Al
    Babe you can only watch she can do me but you are not a part of this GOT IT #TEAMPEEINSHOE :rofl:

  • Dymond

    everybodys looking :coffee:

    :hump: @ choco :lick:

  • Phrozen1der

    I would'nt get mad I'd just open all her shower gel and piss in them....#WhoMad?! Eff wit me!:rofl:

  • Genia

    Mean Kitty says:

    @Choco: So my ex-ninja was being an azz one day to me. Instead of doing my normal crazy bish shyt I decided to switch it up on him. So when he was at work I took all his ties and wiped them down the crack of my azz and hung them back up all pretty. The next day he texted and asked did I do something to his clothes. I played all innocent “No baby whats wrong!” He said that his neck smells like shyt. I said oh yea, u remember when u were actin an azz to me, well I wiped my booty with all them ties!! Now u know how it feels when u act like an azz to me ninja. Then I hung up…..he was mad but oh well!!
    _______________________________________________________________________
    Though I am frowning up to keep from :hurl: my Thia food all over my keyboard... I must :clap: on that creative shyt right there!!!! Oh yeah honey you get an "A" for that ratchet stank shyt right there!!!!!...

    I have no more words!!!! no more!!! Classically crazy, now some poor lurker is about to go home and try that same thing and loose they life!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I would’nt get mad I’d just open all her shower gel and piss in them….#WhoMad?! Eff wit me!:rofl:
    ________________________
    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

    @Genia, you've always reminded me of Nia Long for some reason #random

  • Dymond

    umm excuse u choco u think i would efvck AL? :nono: this dude was talking bout givin me some pro-rated rent money for a dance...wtf is that $300????? :nono: u know better

  • Phrozen1der

    :rofl:

  • Genia

    Phrozen1der says:

    I would’nt get mad I’d just open all her shower gel and piss in them….#WhoMad?! Eff wit me!:rofl:
    ___________________________________________________________________

    :rofl: PISS in her shower gel?????
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOO-MMMMMMMMMMM-GGGGGGGG...

    I am going straight home to move all said items from shower, in case a ninja looses his mind..no

    :no: better yet!!! I am going to replace all of my shower gels in case a ninja has recently, unbeknown to me, lost his mind and caught me slippin!!!

  • Phrozen1der

    @Genia :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Dymond
    No boo I don't think you would but I have make sure Al know Richard ain't apart of this party :wink:

  • Genia

    lipstickbandit says:

    @Genia, you’ve always reminded me of Nia Long for some reason #random
    ____________________________________________________________________
    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww bandit!!! I love random!! Since going short...I do get that one occasionally..... THank you 100!!!! Honey you are the one whose beautiful!!! and is making a chick want to branch out and go buy a couple of shades of lipstick (with your sexy AZZ)

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    better yet!!! I am going to replace all of my shower gels in case a ninja has recently, unbeknown to me, lost his mind and caught me slippin!!!
    __________________
    It's not the shower gel you have to worry about it's the lotion :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    chick want to branch out and go buy a couple of shades of lipstick (with your sexy AZZ)
    ______________________
    :rofl: Im going to have to tell you to Shut UP on this one :rofl:

  • MzDimplez1123

    *Is never coming to any of yalls houses! :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Lipstick
    No shade hun Im just poking with GENIA and realized that could be taken the wrong way :thumbsup:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco
    It’s not the shower gel you have to worry about it’s the lotion :rofl:
    _________________________________________________________________________

    ;) #Teamthisaintwhatyouwant!

  • Genia

    Ok...Phrozen!!! you have my mind going a mile a minute!! What the hell would piss in the shower gel smell like!!! Lets say for example: Warm Vanilla Sugar? I just keep getting this imaginary whiff of cat litter...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

    Genia says:

    lipstickbandit says:

    @Genia, you’ve always reminded me of Nia Long for some reason #random
    ____________________________________________________________________
    awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww bandit!!! I love random!! Since going short…I do get that one occasionally….. THank you 100!!!! Honey you are the one whose beautiful!!! and is making a chick want to branch out and go buy a couple of shades of lipstick (with your sexy AZZ)

    ____________________________________________________________________

    Girllll DOn't bring up lipstick cause I can talk about that all day!!!!!! But I think the short hair looks GREAT on you...That what reminds me of Nia Long. But your skin complexion is beautiful and there's lots of colors that would look fab on you!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    #Teamthisaintwhatyouwant!
    ____________________
    And you know what I know you've done some crazy chit cuz you are unmoved by it-so that means you are guilty by association now maybe not the shower gel but what did you do to the soap :rofl:

  • Genia

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    chick want to branch out and go buy a couple of shades of lipstick (with your sexy AZZ)
    ______________________
    :rofl: Im going to have to tell you to Shut UP on this one :rofl:
    _______________________________________________________________________
    Oh .... my bad Choco...you already on that? I'll fall back then... (slips Lipstick my number on the way out...finger phone:mouthing CALL ME when the psychotic one goes to sleep) SMOOCHES CHOCO!!! I LOVE DERANGED!!!

  • MzDimplez1123

    @Lipstick...............Can you find me that lipstick Khloe is rockin? Please and thank you!

  • Phrozen1der

    @Genia :rofl: It would be not enough to be blatantly obvious, but I'll know what I did...Itchy powder in your baby powder, rub your deodorant in that shty too....

    @Choco Or the milk in the fridge,or bread.... :lol: #TeamIainttheOne

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Genia
    No that's not one of my pieces :lol: I just had to tell you shut up :rofl: I HEART YOU AND I HAD TO GET YOUR ATTN!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Choco Or the milk in the fridge,or bread…. #TeamIainttheOne
    ________________________
    :rofl: I told you you've done some nasty chit before

  • Dymond

    damn phrozen :no: but still :overherecrackin up:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco :rofl:

    @Dymond :lol:

    I'm only #Ratchet if need be, those are my thoughts I'm too self-restrained to do it tho..But please believe I think of stuff to do...

  • MzDimplez1123

    *makes note to never let Phrozen serve me lunch* :no:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Phrozen has done some nasty chit before don't let him tell you any different to restrained yeah okay!

  • Phrozen1der

    @MzDimpz :lol:

    It took one relationship to set the pace for all the others..When I plotted sitting in the bushes I KNEW it was time for a change.. :rofl: Every since then I'm just very "blah" and unphased....

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    It took one relationship to set the pace for all the others..When I plotted sitting in the bushes I KNEW it was time for a change.. Every since then I’m just very “blah” and unphased….
    ______________________________
    :rofl: YOu aint gotta lie Craig

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco :rofl: I've "witnessed" some nasty shyt being done... College friends beefing with roomates etc...

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Phrozen your sneaky and I like that :wink:

    Im out this peace YALL!

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco :lol: Nah I assembled the posse for that joint, the snatchers and the grabbers.....

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco Indeed! :cya:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @Lipstick……………Can you find me that lipstick Khloe is rockin? Please and thank you!

    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Let me do some research and i'll get back to you on that! :pc: the hard part is normally when people wear lipstick they may put a light gloss on top that will alter the color and if they wear a lip liner it will alter the color as well. But i'll see what I can find that comes closest to that color.

  • MzDimplez1123

    @ Phrozen...You'll never have me eating a Phrozen Butter and Jelly Sammich! <---See what I did there?

    @ Lipstick...Yeah, I thought of that too. I have an old lip glass from Mac that is very similar to that color too.

  • cocoa49

    Looking back at Halle's history of the men she has been with and have left her or cheated on her, I knew something had to be wrong with her personality. I am not saying it is all her fault, but she added to it. I hear people saying "how can he leave her she is so beautiful", well beautiful woman have personality problems too. Just because someone is attractive does not mean they are perfect.

  • jazzyiest

    @ Phrozen

    Not you tooo!!! I would never expect such shenanigans from you. :lol:

  • MzDimplez1123

    Jazzy! :yahoo:

    We can't trust nobody around here! :no:

  • Genia

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @Genia
    No that’s not one of my pieces :lol: I just had to tell you shut up :rofl: I HEART YOU AND I HAD TO GET YOUR ATTN!
    ____________________________________________________________________
    aaaaawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww you got it snookumsssssss :kiss: love me some choco!!!!

  • KDub

    I'm tardy to the party again...but Halle been crazy since at LEAST "Strictly Business" and rumor has it Mariah is too...

    *Going to go read chall's craziness.... :yahoo:

  • West Coast Chick

    So, Halle Berry's baby daddy is boning Kim Kardashian? :shocked:
    I swear that chile is loose.. she sho know how to spread that nasty love huh? geesh

  • Phrozen1der

    @MzDimpz I see :lol:

    @Jazzy I'm not a killer but don't push or piss on me.... :rofl:

  • MzDimplez1123

    :rofl: @ the modified Tupac lyrics.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feMJefcB36U kingstonn

    :lol: @ y'all being in here.
    that congress woman is moving to the hospital i work at so everybody has to work even harder. i don't like that. :nono:

  • ALBoy

    Just came back from the gym and Im Out Peeaaaacce!

  • KDub

    I done read all the stuff on this thread and me and MR. KITTY are no longer friends!!!!!!!!!!! If he show his azz back up here tomorrow before I get here....somebody please tell him we are now divorced as peeps...now git....now git (Tasha Mack)

  • West Coast Chick

    ALBoy says:

    Just came back from the gym and Im Out Peeaaaacce!

    _______________________________

    work it out den boo :coffee:

  • West Coast Chick

    Phrozen1der says:

    I’m not a killer but don’t push or piss on me….

    ______________________________

    :lol: dats my sheeeit! loves it!

  • xcal86

    411: Radaronline.com is owned by American Media Inc. who is most famously known for being the publisher of ta-dahhh.... National Enquirer!! Also, the Globe and Star Magazine. Not saying it's not true, just maybe not 100%... just sayin. *rolls eyes*

  • prynsexxx

    Mean Kitty says:

    @Choco: So my ex-ninja was being an azz one day to me. Instead of doing my normal crazy bish shyt I decided to switch it up on him. So when he was at work I took all his ties and wiped them down the crack of my azz and hung them back up all pretty. The next day he texted and asked did I do something to his clothes. I played all innocent “No baby whats wrong!” He said that his neck smells like shyt. I said oh yea, u remember when u were actin an azz to me, well I wiped my booty with all them ties!! Now u know how it feels when u act like an azz to me ninja. Then I hung up…..he was mad but oh well!!
    ________________________________________

    LOL I did the SAME THING...........It wasn't his ties tho'.......it was his PILLOW! BAM! I wiped from the roota to the toota and back a damn gin'.

    If you're reading this "chipmunk"........yep it was ME! *waveswinksandblowskisses*

  • jchotlanta

    @Choco: So my ex-ninja was being an azz one day to me. Instead of doing my normal crazy bish shyt I decided to switch it up on him. So when he was at work I took all his ties and wiped them down the crack of my azz and hung them back up all pretty. The next day he texted and asked did I do something to his clothes. I played all innocent “No baby whats wrong!” He said that his neck smells like shyt. I said oh yea, u remember when u were actin an azz to me, well I wiped my booty with all them ties!! Now u know how it feels when u act like an azz to me ninja. Then I hung up…..he was mad but oh well!!

    totally late but had me cracking up this morning!! Good Morning SR Familia

    @candibfly Our friendship contract is signed&sealed!! can we add WCC ?

    Thank goodness it's friday!!

    JC

  • steph L

    Halle needs to come with a :warning:
    just because it looks good doesn't means it good! She be going straigh ham!

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    @prynsexxx
    That's how you get pink eye...... :coffee:
    Morning all, it's fukkin -12 out here. :wail:

  • prynsexxx

    @Awesome
    So I've heard.......I didn't have to lay in it tho'. LOL

  • Anna

    cocoa49 says:

    Looking back at Halle’s history of the men she has been with and have left her or cheated on her, I knew something had to be wrong with her personality. I am not saying it is all her fault, but she added to it. I hear people saying “how can he leave her she is so beautiful”, well beautiful woman have personality problems too. Just because someone is attractive does not mean they are perfect.

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    David Justice, Eric B, Mr. Aubrey and even Wesley were/are beautiful men. I think Halle is shallow and agree with a earlier comment that she has PGS.

  • MzDimplez1123

    :wail: @ Awesome....I'm cold as hell too!

  • LiveLaughLove

    I could always tell Halle had crazy in her because she's used to getting things handed to her on a platter. If it isn't her way, it's no way at all. I think the men crazy for trying to get with her. Yes she's pretty, but she is not the prettiest woman in the HISTORY of WOMEN! They hear all the crazy stories and think what, she wont act that way with them??? I just hate my baby Eric Benet wasted his time with her. Yeah they looked great together, but he seemed so laid back and she seems WAAAAAYYYYY too demanding. She also seems selfish that's why I'm surprised she had Nahla. I hope Nahla changes her and smoothes her out some. Nobody truly wants to be alone no matter what they say...