By Sandra Rose  | 

Kim Kardashian's stooge estranged husband Kris Humphries showed off his pecs as he partied with his hard leg friends in Miami Beach over the weekend. Humphries, who re-signed a lucrative contract with the NJ Nets, wore his grey jogging pants sagging off his butt, revealing his Calvin Klein briefs-- to the delight of the men who couldn't take their eyes off of him.
Photo: MCCFL / Splash News

Meanwhile, Kim Kardashian and her bestie Kanye West were spotted at a recording studio on the other side of Miami. Kim wore black lingerie over a sheer lace bra, and Christian Louboutin animal print booties.

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    • prynsexxx

      Gross @KH

      Kim looks like she just rolled out of bed. Da fvk?!

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      I like her shoes that's all O got :shrug:

    • http://standrivel.com/ STOP CLICKING ME

      YASSSS chris. Looking good. btw sandra you need to shade kim and her kitchen duties...http://standrivel.com/2012/07/lil-kim-takes-her-rightful-place-in-the-kitchen/

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6mvbNmMcqE DownBottom

      Now Sandra, :spank: , Kris isn't ANYONE'S "MORNING WOOD" :no: SMH

    • kahmmillion

      :vomit: No thanks, I'll pass.

    • http://www.gravatar.com/avatar/db78ef2b213fd6958c1aa6773fe9a6dc?s=80 jeniefrumdabloc

      Saw Kim sex tape she sucks at sucking peen by the way :tea: and looks like a dry dead fluck too ...

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      MORE LIKE MORNING TOOTHPICK... DA FAWK IS THIS? :coffee:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      Saw Kim sex tape she sucks at sucking peen by the way
      ^^ :lol:

    • kahmmillion

      Kim just proves that she will do anything to be with a man. Since she has been with Koonye he has had her looking very tacky. The only think that's the same is the full Depends diaper she keeps on dragging around behind her.

      If it's hot enough to wear that shirt, how can it be cold enough to wear those shoes at the same time? Is it summer or winter where she is? :confused:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6mvbNmMcqE DownBottom

      Ewww..I don't want to see her sex tape...some things I'd rather not know! Now, how was everyone's weekend? We got to get this thing popping my ADHD acting up! :crying:

    • Bella’s Master

      Where is da WOOD???...all I see is a TWIG :wails:

    • Usual Prime Suspect

      Kris is paler than milk of magnesia dried up on the side of the bottle.
      (least his draws look clean

      Kim look like she just got off the track from a hard nights work.

      :waves: @ jeanie yeah that's why we call her Desert Puzzay

    • GAGIRL87

      Something is VERY off with Kris he's not cute :nono:

      Kim looks a hot mess what is up with this whole ensemble, but those booties are KUTE other than that no ma'am her fashion game has been OFF since Mrs. Kayne stepped on the scene :coffee:

    • kahmmillion

      IDC how many x-rays Kim takes to prove her azz is real, her azz to thigh ratio just don't equal real azz to me.

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      TUUUDAY IS DRRRAGIN YO!! :cuss: SUUMBODY ANYBODY.. AWW FAKW IT.. :kona:

    • candibfly

      :warning: false advertisement

      fvck is kim wearing tho :think:

    • NaijaGal

      it's Baby Huey :yahoo:

    • candibfly

      where's he at? a frat party? *does a handstand on the keg*

    • Usual Prime Suspect

      candi - Famous Amos - Whew chile I ain't had them in a minute. *sigh

    • candibfly

      @cali me either, but i got some the other day yo! with some milk...i had to struggle to eat only the suggested serving size :(

    • BoogieNites

      ewww. kris. :no:

      kimk lks stoopid (always lks ike she's doing the walk of shame) :haha: ** arent those the redbottoms chad gave ev a couple seasons ago on bbw ?

    • Usual Prime Suspect

      @Candi - Suggested serving size like 5 to 7? Maybe I'll eat some while on the tread mill. Nahh you got eat those on the couch with dim light.

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      RUDE WELCOME TO HILLARY CLINTON Protesters chant "Monica" and hurl tomatoes at the secretary of state's motorcade. ^^ :rofl: "BISH U COULDNT HANDLE A DACK.. FAWK IS THE ONE THAT COULD!!" :cuss: :rofl:

    • Usual Prime Suspect

      Hey baby girl :hug:

    • http://thecubiclechick.com STLVixen

      Morning wood? More like morning "rust". I don't find Kris particularly attractive at all.

    • INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST

      KANYE TOLD THAT ARSE BE READY IN 5 AND YOU AINT GOT TIME FOR ALL THAT PRIMPIN SHIAT ETIHER-LOL!!! LET'S GO!!

      PO BABY-SHE'S EMBARASSED BY HER APPEARANCE SHE'S NOT USE TO BEING PHOTOGRAPHED LIKE THIS, EVEN BEFORE AND AFTER WORKING OUT SHE LOOKS MORE PUT TOGETHER THAN THIS

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6mvbNmMcqE DownBottom

      @Lakes, Aw man...I saw that on my TL as well :rofl:

    • capricorn83

      Kris is not morning wood.... he needs to tighten up.

      Kim's "outfit" is a mess. Shoes are cute but they've been out for a while...I'm surprised she's still wearing them.

    • Usual Prime Suspect

      @laker - that's horrible, I like hillary. It take a lot for bish to stay under those conditions.

      I know it's early there, but what you having for lunch today. I don't feel like going out.

    • candibfly

      @cali i kept it to 7 :-/ and i ate them in my bed with the lights off and snuggled in my comforter while reading a romance novel on my ipad

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      BOOGIE IM :cry: LAUGHING.. THEY SHOULD OF THROWN HER AZZ A BLOW JOB GUIDE :rofl: WHY THEY ASK FOR MONICA THO?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6mvbNmMcqE DownBottom

      :shocked: @STLvixen, is that u in the gravi? If so, u r GAWGUS :wink:

    • Bad Influence

      oh lookie its Kim the WHOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE :woohoo:

      and :rofl: @ Kris being mawnin' wood...chile pwease :smack:

    • hell_on_heels

      I am absolutely sick of all three of them!!!! And Auntie, if that's the "morning wood", I'll completely pass!!!

    • Phrozen1der

      :lol: @Candi

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6mvbNmMcqE DownBottom

      :lol: @Candi

    • howmanylicks_07untiluswallow

      Kris dont look that bad cause the boy in the first pic def. looking at him like "Yep, I'm going to try to hit that tonight"

      Hey everyone!!!

    • prynsexxx

      kahmmillion says:

      her azz to thigh ratio just don’t equal real azz to me.
      ________________________

      Cartoon booty. :tea:

    • Phrozen1der

      <------Convinced that Kris rode the short bus to school.... :yes:

    • http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

      For him to be a basketball player, I would expect him to have better abs.

    • Bad Influence

      and somebody needs 2 change Whorebags pamper...btch is soggy in the rear... she needs them Pamper Swaddlers fo' that thang...

    • BoogieNites

      !Laker, where is that @ ? Havent heard from Monica in a minute.

    • MZ_CARAM3L74

      :coffee:

    • Usual Prime Suspect

      @Candi - That's what I'm talking about, sometimes I sneak a cookie into bed and mister be like what the fuch is you doing under the covers. :rofl:

      Damn I'm hungry....For breakfast I had pineapple juice and cucumber juice. My tummy is growling. Wonders if I can get a veggie personal pan pizza. It's calling me like a junkie.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6mvbNmMcqE DownBottom

      Hell I know @Phro, :lol: I guess Sandy is an EOE for morning woods, no? :tea:

    • Ms.Fashion

      More like Morning "LAMINATE" Wood. :coffee:

    • BoogieNites

      :hunching: Kris Humphries or Blake Griffin ? ? Vote or Die (on who could get it).

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lgWgEoaAYDY FeFe

      no bueno... :no:

    • Usual Prime Suspect

      Vote for Blake, :nono: to dumb men. Such a turn off.

      It's not that Kris is ugly, he just slow

      @Phro - You are probably right, poor thang!

    • Phrozen1der

      @DB :lol:

      @Usual That is hilarious!! :rofl:

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      HIS PERKY BOOB BAD BISH!! :hug: SUP?

    • !*LaKErCHiC@*!

      BOOGIE IT POP UP ON MY YAHOO.. THEY LOOKD PISSD :cuss:

    • BoogieNites

      Usual Prime Suspect says:

      Vote for Blake, to dumb men. Such a turn off.

      It’s not that Kris is ugly, he just slow

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      and mean. he was extremely mannish AND vanilla (just boring!) on kourtney and kim take ny. felt kinda bad for kimk. kinda. well not really.

    • KDub

      That mofo behind Kris in first pic looks like fuggin BEAKER from Muppets/Muppet Babies :rofl: I CAINT.

    • http://www.landofpure.net Fayla aka IWhipIt..WhipItRealGood:)

      hands down Blake :coffee:

    • Usual Prime Suspect

      @DUB - What up home guhl :danban1:

      Told Mister and Papa about McKinnelys that said what the fuch wrong with ya'll. I blamed you! :rof:

    • KDub

      LMAO. That was the onliest meeting spot with alky hall I could think of in ranky dank Clayton lmao @Cali

    • free

      from reggie to kris to kanye. she's on a downward spiral.

    • prynsexxx

      :random:

      Am I the only one that wishes I could carry my bf's dack around with me like a cellphone? I am? Ok. :ashamed: :kona:

    • prynsexxx

      @Boogie

      BLAKE ALL DAY! I think he's cute but him and KH look like they can be brothers, as well.

    • pointhimout

      well, if you have insomnia and all else fails, watch kim's sex tape. u know nuttin pisses me off more than a boring sex tape. And I've seen 3 for sure in my lifetime: kim's, treach (i'm getting mad all over again), and that one with colin ferrell and the black chick.

      that sex tape with ray j was so wack. pam and tommy lee's was nice. all they did was screw, hence, SEX TAPE. the lil black guy from smallville, joe whoever, his was ok too. nice schlung on him and erythang.

    • I Run New York

      He's hot but he's an idiot. He's also most likely diseased sleeping wit Kim raw.

    • pointhimout

      my dearest, dearest Kanye:

      Please bring that sexy cockyness back home when you're done rumping around with that salamander slut Kardashina gal, my King.

      Best,

      PHO

    • DaJazzyJazz1

      hmmmm...neva seen a bball player look so un cut....weird and not attractive. My six pack is tighter than his and I'm 5 1/2 months pregnant <~So SERIOUS

    • http://www.wix.com/santanasantana/artist San

      Frankenstein #thatisall

    • ninamosley

      why is she wearing boots in July? in Miami at that?