Omari Hardwick Lashes Back At Black Twitter for Calling His Wife ‘Ugly’

By Sandra Rose  | 

Celebrities seen in New York City on September 20, 2014

Actor Omari Hardwick was not happy when Black Twitter disparaged his masculine wife and called her "ugly" after photos of his interracial family surfaced online over the weekend.

Omari Hardwick and his wife have lunch in Tribeca

When word reached Omari's ears that the opinionated collective of Black Twitter users was clowning his androgynous wife, the "Being Mary Jane" star lashed out in a series of angry tweets.

Omari Hardwick

From Ebengregory.com:

Women (and men) were shocked to find out “Power” actor Omari Hardwick was married. Over the weekend, a picture surfaced of the eye candy out with wife, publicist Jennifer Pfautch, and their adorable son. The photo was instantly met with an onslaught of online commentators bashing his wife’s looks. The comments ranged from calling her “ugly” to “masculine” to “she looks like Jeremy Scott.”

Quoting Centric:
"On Monday night, Hardwick hopped on Twitter for a long rant on the hateful comments celebrities receive through social media. While he didn’t mention his wife or say he was specifically responding to the hateful comments, considering the timing of it all, it seems like a defense of Pfautch."

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    • Trendsetter

      :tea:

    • Trendsetter

      He still fine tho :tea:

    • SummerBaby

      I've been waiting for this post :tea:

    • SummerBaby

      I'm not gonna front when I first saw the photos I was :eek: a little caught off guard & she looks masculine to me as well. No diss

    • Blanche Devereaux

      What kills me is these pretty heaux with these ugly attitudes that will NEVER get a husband and will NEVER understand why. Nobody wants to be with somebody that is ugly on the inside and at the end of the day most of them were just MAD. Maybe she isn't the prettiest but at least he loves her and is strong enough to stand up to these fools and defend her honor.

    • User Friendly

      Jeremy Scott
      ______________________

      Jail Bae? :ghost:

      I love the baby's little sneakers. :love: so cute.

      she aint that ugly. :shrugs: as long as he is happy then who cares? there's somebody for everybody. :shrugs: he knows she looks untraditionally unique. some ppl like picassos. so what?

    • DYmondgurl

      There are some cute pics of them on b a ll e r w i f e she looks nice ..the hair here aint helping

    • Wasting time

      :blink:
      He got a bunny though!
      :crying:
      I just knew he had a sister :no:

    • Rib of Chan

      Folks filled with some much hate. For WHY? Lord leave that man and his wife ALONE. :no:

    • User Friendly

      she does kinda look like Mackelmore tho :tea:

    • Gigi26

      If he happy I love it. Shiiid ain't like I'm fukking him :shrugs:

      She a lil hard faced but so what, maybe she got strong jaws :yes: brothas like that shyt!

    • cocoa49

      Nothing new, black twitter laughs and talk about anything and everybody

    • Gigi26

      But his rant? Nigga must think he Ghost in real life :rofl: Nigga stfu and just say you love your wife just the way she is bruh!!

    • Wasting time

      she aint that ugly.
      ------------------
      :rofl:
      She look like they like same type of woman :yes:

    • aRoTh

      Won't he in the opening scene of For Colored Girls gettin :blow: from a dude......with a strong jawline? Did he stay in character because..... :shrug: IJS

      Cute (androgenous - sp) baby tho'. :tea:

    • Matchsticks

      it's not so much about her being ugly, it's about whether or not she likes men! :eek:

      Chick looks like a dude, sits like one too, and I could have sworn she looked more feminine when he first married her...but good luck to them and I'm glad he got to vent :thumbsup:

    • aRoTh

      aRoTh says:

      From downstairs AND my disclamer for the day.....

      Can’t stand this hussy
      __________________

      Girl this menstrual got me meaner den a pair of EJ’s flip flops.

      EJ’s shoes started out as a pair of $5,000 heels like but by 12 o’clock, them bishes were $1 Old Navy status like .

    • Rib of Chan

      he knows she looks untraditionally unique
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      :crying1:

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      :blink: In Taken3's voice.... That's not nice :no: and the fact that he just married her 2 years ago proves that his eyes are wide open and he is aware of her..... Gensequa. So if he like it I love it :grin:

    • Wasting time

      she does kinda look like Mackelmore tho
      ---------------
      :ghost: :rofl:

    • capricorn83

      Black Twitter is both entertaining and irritating at the same damn time.

      :waves: Hey Omari... :heart:

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      But do buddy ro got on windbreaker black pants on with her side swoop buzz cut???? :stop: DIS TEW MUCH at one time folk. You making hard on folk to help you

    • SummerBaby

      I do think people go to far by tweeting him talking about her or any celebrity for that matter. I just wait for a post here to discuss them :biggrin:

    • lovezoe

      Won’t he in the opening scene of For Colored Girls gettin from a dude……with a strong jawline? Did he stay in character because….. IJS

      -------/-
      Listen. Im horrible. Never go to a serious movie with me. When Janet said "So you doing the bending" :ghost: til this day :ghost:

    • aRoTh

      @Dot

      Yea from the Rachel and Leah story'ish type deal. Ok. I've always LOVED the name Dinah (pronounced in MY head as DEN-NAH - da dash be silent).

      Bella Dinah Elba would be my fictionary baby's name. :tea:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      Girl this menstrual got me meaner den a pair of EJ’s flip flops.
      EJ’s shoes started out as a pair of $5,000 heels like but by 12 o’clock, them bishes were $1 Old Navy status like .

      __________________

      :dead: and :ghost:

    • http://twitter.com/SayItaIntSoJoe8 Atypical

      She's probably beautiful to him which is all that matters. . Cosign @ the pretty women comment. Being pretty might get you the man but it damn sure won't keep him or make him marry you..

    • lovezoe

      He has every right to defend her. That's why some keep their mates private.

    • User Friendly

      welp, like my cousin said when he introduced me to his chick that looked like Biggie Smalls---"booga bears need love too"

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      :thinking: You know whet? She a publicist... She prolly got dirt on him. She prolly told Ghost she was about to tell Tasha he was banging Angela and he was like :shock: :nite: So he married her to keep his secret

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      Yea from the Rachel and Leah story’ish type deal.

      _____________

      :yes: They in there. Along with a couple of his other wives. I :heart: that name too. Went to high school with a girl who had that name.

    • Rib of Chan

      Gensequa
      ^^^^^^^^^^
      Say it ONE more time heffa. :chase:

    • Wasting time

      Cute (androgynous – sp) baby tho’
      ----------------
      I want to say that is a girl cause there is pink in them Nikes! :shrug:

    • Matchsticks

      “So you doing the bending”
      __________

      :rofl: :rofl:

    • Gigi26

      Being pretty might get you the man but it damn sure won’t keep him or make him marry you..
      -------------------------------
      See Amber Rose :yes:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      :blink:
      He got a bunny though!

      __________________

      :rofl:

      I found out an ex fugged around and got a bunny for a BM. I was :angry:

    • aRoTh

      —”booga bears need love too”
      _______________________

      ....AND they be feedin a nigga.

    • Disturbing The Peace

      I will say this time and time again what one may find attractive the next might not. You cant tellme chit about nobody I think is fine. cchiititttt Black twitter will talk chit about everybody. I bet they wont post no pics of they mamas doe.

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      Omari look PISST in that top secret. Like FUGG I already know when they see those pics, they gon have something to say :mad:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      *top pic

    • aRoTh

      —————-
      I want to say that is a girl cause there is pink in them Nikes!
      _____________________

      And baby newcomer (see: ciara and futcha) had on a leopard onsie. :shrug: PINK means nothing more than a Victoria Secret label. :tea:

    • Matchsticks

      oh and I definitely don't agree with folks tweeting him and talking slick...but it's so many folks on twitter who do that, and it's all for shyts and giggles until it becomes something hurtful...that man has every right to love his Macklemore... <--sorry, she DEWWW look like him as someone posted! :lol:

    • https://twitter.com/#!/K3Renee Keys

      I think its just the one pic of her on the red carpet where she looks like a straight dude. But i saw another pic and she look fine.. very regular.. Maybe its the hairstyle.

    • http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

      #whyyoucare :shrug:

      But, why she gotta look like a dude that wails your azz? :think:

      :kona:

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      I am sew mad :wails: All I wanted was to indulge in some milk chocolate covered almonds. I went to Walgreens a few blocks up and they only had peanuts. Who de FOK eat peanuts :angry: don't nobody want po people nuts :eek:
      So instead I got some choc covered mints. They dark chocolate which is healthier :rolleyes: and came in little cups but stil. Let me do me :karate:
      Sorry having a DTTS moment :kona:
      *glids back in* That's means a FAT GUHL moment* :bye:

    • Wasting time

      Who is naming their child Dinner?? :lol:

    • aRoTh

      I will say this time and time again what one may find attractive the next might not
      ________________________

      :clap: b/c "stalker".......nvrmind it's his pay week and I want some fall sh!t.

      Be nice towards stalker, Roth. Be nice.

    • aRoTh

      @Waste

      It's NAH, not ER. Like NIGGA > NIGG3R. :karate:

    • Rib of Chan

      Listen. Im horrible. Never go to a serious movie with me. When Janet said “So you doing the bending”
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      +1 on the serious movie. I HATED THAT movie tho. I couldnt get with them randomly breaking out in verse. :no:

      One movie I WAS very inappropriate in was "Precious". My aunt was DONE with my azz cause I bust out laughing at Mo'nique in the frying pan scene. And I was the only one in the movie doing the Dolphin laugh. :dead:

    • User Friendly

      Je Ne Se Quoi

      I thought it meant joy of life :think:

    • User Friendly

      oh yall talking bout Dinah :kona:

    • aRoTh

      Maybe its the hairstyle.
      _______________________

      and the jawbone
      and the haircut
      and the clothing
      and the "stance"

      and yall can add if yall like....IJS

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      LSA had a long thread on him and his wife awhile back. Said he had been hiding her from yall Blackies. :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      PASS them dark chocolates on over here yo! FRFR :pizza:

      I love it! :eek: #lemmeknowifyouneedmetosendmyownfedexlabel :tea:
      -----------------------
      On Topic:
      Why even feed the trolls though?! :shrug:
      Somebody's always gonna say something.... He needs to thicken his skin up IMB. And the wife should have calmed this ish down IMB :eek:
      This man needs his fans etc and they'on gotta like you or your face :shrug:

    • Wasting time

      @Roth

      So Diner / Dinah :rofl:

      Let me leave you alone especially on today!

    • SummerBaby

      Beauty is subjective & just because she has a husband don't mean she has a great personality either. Who knows :shrug: Cute kid tho!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      50
      Doesn't it mean like you got "it"
      You know when somebody's got it and somebody doesnt :rofl:

      I got it :kona:

    • Rib of Chan

      LSA had a long thread on him and his wife awhile back. Said he had been hiding her from yall Blackies.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Told yall I read that site at night with my wine sometime and BAY-BEE. :rofl: But yes I seen that thread awhile back. And cosign.

    • aRoTh

      Let me leave you alone especially on today!
      ___________________

      Wise choice, grasshoppa. LOL :hug:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      User Friendly says:

      welp, like my cousin said when he introduced me to his chick that looked like Biggie Smalls—”booga bears need love too”
      :dead:

    • Blanche Devereaux

      LSA had a long thread on him and his wife awhile back. Said he had been hiding her from yall Blackies.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Told yall I read that site at night with my wine sometime and BAY-BEE. :rofl: But yes I seen that thread awhile back. And cosign..
      .................
      LSA has gotten me through many MANY a lonely Saturday at work :lol:

    • Matchsticks

      One movie I WAS very inappropriate in was “Precious”. My aunt was DONE with my azz cause I bust out laughing at Mo’nique in the frying pan scene.
      __________

      friend of mine got cussed out by an old yt lady in the theater bc she busted out laughing when Gage got hit by that 16 wheeler truck...said seeing his shoe flying in the air is what kilt her right then and there...

    • libra80sbaby

      But....she IS ugly tho :shrugs: But dude YOU married her, all that matters is what YOU think of her. Calm the phuck down wit yo fine azz. The REAL tragedy is the fact that you aren't with a woman that shares your melanin skin. But THAT's neither here nor there. :tea:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      If anyone rides trains or subways do not ride in the first or last cars.

      Pass it on. No questions. Just do it.

    • https://twitter.com/#!/K3Renee Keys

      @ Afiya was that for me???? Well I saw a pic on IG and in that pic she did. I don't care. I'm just commenting like you.

    • User Friendly

      Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      50
      Doesn’t it mean like you got “it”
      You know when somebody’s got it and somebody doesnt
      ______________________________

      :yes: yup. dont mind me. :ashamed:

    • Matchsticks

      movie Pet Cemetery...forgot to add that... :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Librababy :rofl: :rofl:

    • lovezoe

      We gone get a post on Black Ish?

    • http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

      @Keys :huh: :blink:

      :nono: you wasn't even on my radar :shrug:

    • User Friendly

      <--Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      If anyone rides trains or subways do not ride in the first or last cars.

      Pass it on. No questions. Just do it.
      ____________________

      no questions my ass. why? :waiting:

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      Omari look PISST in that top secret. Like FUGG I already know when they see those pics, they gon have something to say
      ________________
      OMG FREAKING GAAAAAAAWDDDDDDDDD :ghost: He shole do. He looking like :confused: FOK!!! And they would find out today. *turns to his wife* DIDN’T I TELL YOU TO LET YOU SIDES GROW BYKE IN??? AND STOP WEARING DARK COLORS UNTIL YOU GOT A BOB??? YA OUT HERE LOOKING LIKE LYLE LOVIT AND BLACK TWITTER FINNA GO IN ON ME!!” :cuss:
      Then she got the nerve in that second pic to be sitting like she finna strap up like she one of them Hurricane Chris types. So what do the white women look like?? :thinking: I vote Lyle Lovit, Justin Bieber, George Stephanopolis and Jackie Chan
      In my mind today all the men be going off on their wives. I blame Ray Rice :lol:

    • aRoTh

      The REAL tragedy is the fact that you aren’t with a woman that shares your melanin skin.
      _________________________________

      What does he identify as, b/c he looks "biracial". Or half-white, half-black if you will. :shrug:

    • Rib of Chan

      LSA has gotten me through many MANY a lonely Saturday at work
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I stayed up one weeknight reading that site...and one hour turned into two...and THEN I realized I had drank the WHOLE bolla of wine :crying1: Girl I was late to work the next day. :ghost:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      Told yall I read that site at night with my wine sometime and BAY-BEE. :rofl: But yes I seen that thread awhile back. And cosign..
      ……………..
      LSA has gotten me through many MANY a lonely Saturday at work :lol:

      ____________

      They be knowing errythang!! :rofl:

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      I just sent YOU a picture of my mints :evil: I said I was going to eat 3…. :oops: I am on my 4th one. Somebody stop me. Speak life into me. I ain’t had chocolate in soooo long I don’t know how to ack right :wails:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      other than a customary "let these folk live" iont care bout this :yawn:

      anyway, i thought all yt women were to be considered "classic" beauties :think: ( :sarcasm: )

    • http://www.twitter.com/kabyeyou KABYEYOU

      damn, the ninja from Power gay!

      The gay agenda still getting pushed huh.

    • Hershey

      I just googled Jeremy Scott and Omari's wife looks jess like him, same haircut and all...I see why he's so :angry: her appaearnce is making the public question his sesshallitee :tea:

    • CocoKhaleesi

      How about dis .... (he not a fob... No?) Ok Ok how about this.... You ugly too! Ol sour mouf cute little girl tho

    • User Friendly

      lyle lovitt tho :ghost:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Afiya
      Am EYE on yo RADAR screen? :winky:

      :rofl:

    • Matchsticks

      LSA gonna get somebody fawked up one of these days... :lol:

    • http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

      I'm not trying to be funny, but does he have a boy or girl in his arm or is that a unisex baby :thinking:

    • Wasting time

      *turns to his wife* DIDN’T I TELL YOU TO LET YOU SIDES GROW BYKE IN??? AND STOP WEARING DARK COLORS UNTIL YOU GOT A BOB??? YA OUT HERE LOOKING LIKE LYLE LOVIT AND BLACK TWITTER FINNA GO IN ON ME!!” :cuss:
      ----------------------------------
      Lyle Lovitt though :crying:

      :rofl: :lol: :rofl:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      YA OUT HERE LOOKING LIKE LYLE LOVIT AND BLACK TWITTER FINNA GO IN ON ME!!” :cuss:

      _______________________

      Fuggin :dead: Look at the veins popping up in his neck. He prolly got Gabby on the :cell: like I may have fugged up the ratings for Mary Jane. My Bad. All the while mean mugging the shat out of his Mrs. Lyle.

    • Matchsticks

      KABYEYOU says:

      damn, the ninja from Power gay!
      ____________

      :rofl: :rofl:

    • Rib of Chan

      YA OUT HERE LOOKING LIKE LYLE LOVIT
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Taken. LOG THEE HAIL OFF FOR THE DAY HEFFA. I am so fawkin tired of you. Lyle Lovet is ONE UGLY AZZ FAWKA. :ghost:

      I remma when Julia Roberts married him. :wail:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :rules: PUT MY CHOCOLATE BYKE in thee bag! :chase:
      OR ELSE :oldman:
      Imma call in ah fire larm to your front desk :cuss:

      :hahaha:

    • http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

      @DTTS

      :hailnaw: :rolleyes:

      :kona:

      *that chile MAKES ME SICK* :hahaha:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      The gay agenda still getting pushed huh.

      _____________

      Swear I hate yall!! :ghost:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      User, because if(or when) something happens it'll be on the first or last, so be safe in the middle, that's all.

    • http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

      that nigga should never had tried it :haha: you think Black Twatter on yo azz now :no: you ain't seent nathan yet :smack:

    • User Friendly

      kinda looks like Alan Cumming too :think:

      basically she look like everything but a pretty lady but thats ok. :shrugs:

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      One movie I WAS very inappropriate in was “Precious”. My aunt was DONE with my azz cause I bust out laughing at Mo’nique in the frying pan scene.
      __________
      Who didn’t laugh in Precious? :lol: No for real who didn’t laugh? :eek:
      Let me count when I laughed:
      When she stole that chicken
      When they revealed her baby was named Mongaloid
      When Monique was dancing in that ox suit (it weren’t a cat :nono: ) in front of the teebee
      When Monique clocked her upside the head with that skillet
      When she fell and rolled down them stairs from when Monique bopped her upside the head :crying1:
      I got teas right now :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      *puts MYSELF OWN SELF on Afiya's Radar screen*

      :ghost:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      basically she look like everything but a pretty lady but thats ok. :shrugs:

      :hahaha:
      But that's ok :dead:

    • Matchsticks

      ox suit (it weren’t a cat :nono: )
      ________

      :ghost: :wails:

    • http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

      That mouf must be acrobatic for him to want to mary that twot!

      What that mouf do Butch? :waiting:

    • Matchsticks

      basically she look like everything but a pretty lady but thats ok. :shrugs:
      ______

      :)

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      I've never seen Precious or had a desire to :nono: Does that make me a fatist? :eek:

    • User Friendly

      When they revealed her baby was named Mongaloid
      ___________________

      :lol: you lie! I have never seen that movie but I read the book (Push by Sapphire). it was depressing, even the happy parts were sad. like yay, you got your GED :yahoo: but oh yeah, you got AIDS too. :confused:

    • http://thegameonbetblog.tumblr.com/ Bird

      It had to be traumatic for him to have to deal with people speaking horribly about his wife but he has to get to the point where he can blow that stuff off. I know it's hard at first, but you gotta get there because it seems that social media is here to say and it brings out the worst in a lot of people. I hope his wife wasn't too offended. She can dress however she wants. No matter what she wears people will still find something to say. His family is beautiful.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :stop: lyin
      You was jello than a mutha how her jeans hit her and yourn 'was just there' :kona:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      ox suit (it weren’t a cat :nono: )

      ++++++++++++++

      I'm taking a walk!! :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      *fit her :cuss:

    • http://youtube.com/user/Ateyaaa Ateya

      His family is beautiful. STOP THE HATE!

    • libra80sbaby

      I mean what he mad for??? Like because we LOVE your sexy azz on tv, we can't have an opinion about how ugly we think your wife is??! GTFOH! Nigga we TRYING to be loyal to YOU. She can gone on...for real, for real. You KNOW what the celebrity life is about. If they will talk about CHURREN, your husband is fair game too. Dont act like yeen know how ppl do when you "make it" from the bottom of the map. Nigga, yeen exempt! TUH :tea:

    • http://www.twitter.com/kabyeyou KABYEYOU

      man that ninja-bish gotta be a dude, she sit like a ninja who got a switch to make and a 40 pound in his/her waste.

      *watch the wire if you don't understand this post* lol

    • Beta

      Shout out to Shalon :tea:

    • Rib of Chan

      No for real who didn’t laugh?
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      My azz was the onliest one in that movie laughing. :crying: Everybody else was like "ohhhhh noooo" during almost all them parts you named. I was straight LOUD Dolphin laugh status. And my aunt kept looking at me KEEP LAUGHIN over there bish. :eek: Imma throw a TV atcho azz when we get back to your mama house.

      *Disclaimer: She is much much worser than my mama. This the aunt who beat my cousins while she was bedridden. And they dog. And my uncle. :sad:

    • lovezoe

      When she stole that chicken
      When Monique tail dropped that black and white tv

    • Matchsticks

      VDot says:

      I’ve never seen Precious or had a desire to :nono: Does that make me a fatist? :eek:
      __________
      seen it once, that's all I needed...it's just not a movie that you watch multiple times or even let watch you while doing stuff around the house... :no:

    • Rib of Chan

      Does that make me a fatist
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I read this as: Does this make me a fat ass.

      :sad: I'm so sorry @V.

    • SummerBaby

      you lie! I have never seen that movie but I read the book (Push by Sapphire). it was depressing, even the happy parts were sad. like yay, you got your GED but oh yeah, you got AIDS too.
      --------------------
      The book was more depressing than the movie.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      MsTake
      We bean assaulted(verbally) elsewhere :dead:

    • lovezoe

      Watching hair vids. Someone replied dark chocolate women with white women hair. Lawd help these folks.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      What did your cousin do? :shocked:

      :rofl:

    • http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

      So somebody comes in here and says: STOP THE HATE :confused:

      So we all supposed to fold our hands and keep it cute? :hahaha: FOH :bounce:

      :nun:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      This the aunt who beat my cousins while she was bedridden. And they dog. And my uncle. :sad:

      __________________

      :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      I read it as fascist :facepalm:

      MsTake and Gabby STAY in each others closets :lol:

    • http://www.twitter.com/kabyeyou KABYEYOU

      Afiya says:

      So somebody comes in here and says: STOP THE HATE :confused:

      So we all supposed to fold our hands and keep it cute? :hahaha: FOH :bounce:

      :nun:
      -------------------------------------------------

      you think black twitter bad, this forum right here will have you change your IP address

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      *Disclaimer: She is much much worser than my mama. This the aunt who beat my cousins while she was bedridden. And they dog. And my uncle.

      _____________________________________

      more, PLEASE :crying1:

    • SummerBaby

      you think black twitter bad, this forum right here will have you change your IP address
      ---------------------
      :hahaha: :yes:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Maybe she has Je Ne Se Quoi
      :rofl:
      :rofl:
      :rofl:

    • User Friendly

      Maybe she has Je Ne Se Quoi
      ___________________

      :crying:

    • Rib of Chan

      The book was more depressing than the movie.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I had just graduated when that book came out. I was gonna read it, but BFF was like NOOOOOOOOOOO. Its too SAD hun. So I didnt. I aint read it til 2004. And yes. It was sad and depressing.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :popcorn:

    • Disturbing The Peace

      What that mouf do Butch?
      -----------------
      :casket: and :ghost:

    • aRoTh

      but does he have a boy or girl in his arm or is that a unisex baby
      _________________________

      They said b/c the baby has pink in the shoes, that makes the baby a girl.

      and EYE say lil Advent (see: ciarra'nem baby) had on a leopard onsie and no socks so that means NOTHING in today's world.

      #blamesociety

      LOL

    • User Friendly

      The book was more depressing than the movie.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I had just graduated when that book came out. I was gonna read it, but BFF was like NOOOOOOOOOOO. Its too SAD hun. So I didnt. I aint read it til 2004. And yes. It was sad and depressing.
      _________________________

      I read it when I was home pregnant with my son. thats why he came out all sentimental. I was reading all type of ish like The Perks of being a Wallflower and Go Ask Alice.

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      *turns to his wife* DIDN’T I TELL YOU TO LET YOU SIDES GROW BYKE IN??? AND STOP WEARING DARK COLORS UNTIL YOU GOT A BOB??? YA OUT HERE LOOKING LIKE LYLE LOVIT AND BLACK TWITTER FINNA GO IN ON ME!!” :cuss:
      ———————————-
      I took a phone call and answered a few emails and when I refreshed I saw the comment above pasted. Why did I read it and bust out wolf laughing. Then when I realized I wrote it I spit water all across my ‘pruter and did that dry heave Revenge of the Nerds laugh :crying1: Ya’ll gone get me fired. I can’t do this no mo. This relationship ain’t good for me :hahaha:

    • User Friendly

      or is that a unisex baby
      _________________________

      like this is a thing :rofl:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      <--Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      Maybe she has Je Ne Se Quoi

      ______________

      :rofl: :rofl: Well played StrangerDanger

    • SummerBaby

      I read it when I was home pregnant with my son. thats why he came out all sentimental. I was reading all type of ish like The Perks of being a Wallflower and Go Ask Alice.
      -----------------
      My daughter loves The Perks of being a Wallflower.

    • Disturbing The Peace

      They said b/c the baby has pink in the shoes, that makes the baby a girl.
      ------------------
      So basically you saying the baby is androganious like her mama :kona:

    • User Friendly

      My daughter loves The Perks of being a Wallflower.
      ____________________

      me too. did you see the movie? I dont want the movie to mess up my memories of such a good book.

      only movie I saw and read the book for was Color Purple.

    • SummerBaby

      Disturbing The Peace says:

      They said b/c the baby has pink in the shoes, that makes the baby a girl.
      ——————
      So basically you saying the baby is androganious like her mama
      ---------------------
      Get outta my head :lol: I was thinking this same thing :shame:

    • http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

      HATED HATED HATED the book and the damn English teaching writer :shocked: I read that book like :wtf: who thinks of this shyt? :smh: But shyt really happens like that :shrug: Glad it wasn't in my world doe :no:

    • Wasting time

      I have never seen that movie but I read the book (Push by Sapphire). it was depressing, even the happy parts were sad. like yay, you got your GED but oh yeah, you got AIDS too.
      ——————–
      The book was more depressing than the movie.

      ---------------------
      :cosign:

      That is the reason I skipped the movie.
      The book was :crying:

    • aRoTh

      The book was more depressing than the movie.
      _________________________

      When I first read that book, I was thisclose to throwing it in the trash. Why? Because the beginning of that book read like a 2014 text on a Trac phone $10 wireless plan.

    • Milky

      Peeks in is AlBoy still nakey???? Well the baby might just be dressed like a dude like hur mama and to make sure folks no she is a gurl they put on gym shoes with some pank!!! I applaud Omar for defending his hubby but he could spruce herself up some to at least look a tad bit feminine. She makes Serena look like a princess!! :kona:

    • Rib of Chan

      more, PLEASE
      ^^^^^^^^^^^
      She was bedridden for YEARS. From time I was 5 til I was about 11. And would beat the entire LIFE outta my cousins. And they dumb azzes would REPORT for the azz whoopins. :blink: She be like bendcho azz down here *whap whap whap* :spank: I was in the room once to bring her something and saw my uncle get it too. With a cane. She poked 'em in his byke so very HAWD with it, knocked him into the dresser :crying1: She thought I was gone. But I seen that ish. :kona:

    • User Friendly

      the damn English teaching writer
      _____________

      the part that was played by Mariah?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      on topic: real talk though, i wonder if he was a lil bit stuck on swole when he first got w/her though (the way SOME 'brothers' can be). like was he all "yeah man, yall say hey to my lady" :biggrin: :wink: :chest out:

    • aRoTh

      Disturbing The Peace says:

      They said b/c the baby has pink in the shoes, that makes the baby a girl.
      ——————
      So basically you saying the baby is androganious like her mama
      _________________

      READ POST #15. :tea:

    • User Friendly

      I applaud Omar for defending his hubby
      _____________________

      :crying:

    • http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

      WhoDat and her family needs a damn show :popcorn:

    • SummerBaby

      User Friendly says:

      My daughter loves The Perks of being a Wallflower.
      ____________________
      me too. did you see the movie? I dont want the movie to mess up my memories of such a good book.
      only movie I saw and read the book for was Color Purple.
      ------------------
      Yes, we saw the movie. She said it was pretty good in comparison to the book, but of course there were a few differences.

    • http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

      Milky :hahaha: :yes: that's his hubby :yes: shole iz!!

    • http://www.twitter.com/kabyeyou KABYEYOU

      Hey ladies, when is it the right time to let a chick see the softie for the first time?

      This aint for me but for a friend

    • Wasting time

      you think black twitter bad, this forum right here will have you change your IP address

      --------------------
      :rofl:

    • aRoTh

      :warning: :warning: :warning:

      AS OF TODAY, SEPTEMBER 25, 2014, YOU HAVE EXACTLY THREE MONTHS UNTIL CHRISTMAS! THAT'S 90 DAYS PEOPLE! THAT'S 13 FRIDAYS! GETCHO COINS IN ORDER!

      THREE MONTHS TIL CHRISTMAS!
      90 DAYS!
      13 FRIDAYS!

    • Rib of Chan

      I applaud Omar for defending his hubby
      _____________________

      :sad:

      @Afiya I just come from a long line of MEAN azz women. MEAN. Not playing narry a game. :no:

    • Disturbing The Peace

      I applaud Omar for defending his hubby
      -------------------------
      :ghost: :haha:

    • Disturbing The Peace

      I applaud Omar for defending his hubby
      -------------------------
      :ghost: :haha:

    • aRoTh

      the part that was played by Mariah?
      _____________________

      She was da welfare lady.

      Paula Patton was the English teacher.

    • Rib of Chan

      Hey ladies, when is it the right time to let a chick see the softie for the first time?
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I hate this fawkin BLOG. :ghost:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      User Friendly says:

      I applaud Omar for defending his hubby
      _____________________

      :crying:

      ---------
      :crying1: :crying1:

    • http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

      KABYEYOU says:

      Hey ladies, when is it the right time to let a chick see the softie for the first time?

      This aint for me but for a friend

      What you mean by softie? :thinking: you talking about your dyke or your heart?

    • luVn_liFe…

      Congrats to her, her mayne lubs it and her. He's ready to go to waR FOR Her
      :tea:

    • CocoKhaleesi

      Was the an article done on kanye Kardashian wife being "attacked" by some prankster say she almost lost her whig... Looks just as fake as..... Fill in the blank

    • SummerBaby

      Hey ladies, when is it the right time to let a chick see the softie for the first time?
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      :popcorn:

    • http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

      GTFOH @Aroth with that spending mess :angry:

    • luVn_liFe…

      CocoKhaleesi says: Was the an article done on kanye Kardashian wife being “attacked” by some prankster say she almost lost her whig… Looks just as fake as….. Fill in the blank
      ~~~
      I just watched the GIf :hahaha: them mofos are thirsty beyond quenching! :nono:

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      ey ladies, when is it the right time to let a chick see the softie for the first time?
      ___________
      you got that gummy worm? :eek:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      ARoth, I finished already :lol:

      I bean buying one thing since February :lol: Just like my Grandma :crying1:

    • http://www.twitter.com/kabyeyou KABYEYOU

      Afiya says:

      KABYEYOU says:

      Hey ladies, when is it the right time to let a chick see the softie for the first time?

      This aint for me but for a friend

      What you mean by softie? :thinking: you talking about your dyke or your heart?
      -----------------------------------------

      the diznack

    • User Friendly

      aRoTh says:

      the part that was played by Mariah?
      _____________________

      She was da welfare lady.

      Paula Patton was the English teacher.
      _________________________

      oohhhhh ok so all the good ppl were litebrites and all the bad ppl were big and black? yeah I def dont wanna see this movie. :tea:

    • http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

      WhoDat I LOVE MEAN women, I was raised by 10 of them :tea: they ain't take no shyt :love: them!!

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      She poked ‘em in his byke so very HAWD with it, knocked him into the dresser :crying1:
      _________________________

      why can i clearly see this in my mine :crying1: ...and i'm adding on 'cause for some reason Unk got a gericurl (which makes him more vulnerable) and he may or may not have gotten a good cussin for knocking over the curl activtor, amongst other things, when he made contact w/the dresser :crying1: ...i got snot and im CRINE :crying1:

    • Wasting time

      Hey ladies, when is it the right time to let a chick see the softie for the first time?

      This aint for me but for a friend

      ------------------------
      Tell Ya "FRIEND"
      after the first time is good. She'll already know what he is working with and know that he a grower not a shower.
      Now if ya "FRIEND" don't grow than he may want to :kona:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Softie??!! Like in your undies? :lol:
      When you not hard?!? :lol:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      Hey ladies, when is it the right time to let a chick see the softie for the first time?

      ___________

      :huh: For show and tell? Or extracurricular activities?

    • http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

      I'mma need to see that ASAPidly, don't want to be wasting too much of your time :no:

      Give us length and with :popcorn:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      luVn_liFe... says:

      Congrats to her, her mayne lubs it and her. He’s ready to go to waR FOR Her
      :tea:

      They say she bean already.... Just look :eek:
      :kona:

    • Fated4Greatness

      Shes not even bad looking and main ones talking is the main ones he wouldnt look twice at.... foh :tea: <----really water cause im parched :lol:

    • luVn_liFe…

      their babygirls tennis shoes are KruTE! :love:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      I was in the room once to bring her something and saw my uncle get it too. With a cane. She poked ‘em in his byke so very HAWD with it, knocked him into the dresser

      ___________________

      Fugging :dead: :dead: and mo' :dead: Picturing this has me :crying1:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      for some reason Unk got a gericurl (which makes him more vulnerable) and he may or may not have gotten a good cussin for knocking over the curl activtor, amongst other things, when he made contact w/the dresser :crying1:

      AND then she made him pick all that shatt up.....After she threw the cane at him and walked out :crying1:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      ! I applaud Omar for defending his hubby but he could spruce herself up some to at least look a tad bit feminine.
      ________________________

      COTDAMN I hate yall. Spruce her up? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

    • Fated4Greatness

      and that little boy is all kinds of adorable :love:

    • Wasting time

      Kum such a drama queen :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      LuvLife, she got on her Camoflauge :dead:

    • NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

      why they say that gir loke like marilyn manson...just no chill

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      you talking about your dyke or your heart?

      ______________________

      :rofl:
      somebody (anybody) drive by the shipyard and unplug 'Fiyah's errthang. :ghost:

    • NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS

      :facepalm: sometimes i am so unkeyboardinated jesus
      *girl look like smh
      *just logs back out*

    • SummerBaby

      NO JOKE_IM FASERIOUS says:

      why they say that gir loke like marilyn manson…just no chill
      ----------------------
      :cry:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :rofl: :hahaha:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      gericurl (which makes him more vulnerable)

      _________

      Hey Nancy Grace! :hi: NOW TAKE YA AZZ ON SOMEWHERE!!! NOW!!! :chase: :rofl: :rofl:

    • Rib of Chan

      why can i clearly see this in my mine
      I LOVE MEAN women, I was raised by 10 of them they ain’t take no shyt
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I still see it in MY MINE 20 plus years later okay? He stood his azz by the dresser and was like "OWWW what was THAT for?" :shrug: I eased my azz on out the room after that. I aint wait around to find out what my uncle did.

      I was raised by 5 on my mom side and some meanies on my daddy side too. They was cray AND mean my grandmother and her sisters. :rofl:

    • aRoTh

      oohhhhh ok so all the good ppl were litebrites and all the bad ppl were big and black? yeah I def dont wanna see this movie.
      _______________________

      Typical Tyler Perry, huh?

      Oh wait, THAT wasn't HIS work. :smack: :tea: :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      He stood his azz by the dresser and was like “OWWW what was THAT for?”
      __________________________

      *HOLLERS!* :ghost:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Spruce her up

      WATT is she a tree?!?! :crying1:

      Thing, she needs your green fingers :kona:

    • http://Twitter@MsMarcella Afiya

      :lol: We's blood WhoDat :yes:

      :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      VDot! :hahaha: I am in tears over this bedridden domestic abuser auntie :no: :crying1: :ghost:

    • aRoTh

      Hey ladies, when is it the right time to let a chick see the softie for the first time?
      _________________________

      Softie as in "SHARTED"......in yo drawers? :eek:

      Define: softie :huh:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      @DTTS - :nono:

    • Rib of Chan

      Define: softie
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I want him to define "friend". WHO is you asking fah? Do we know him?

      :coffee:

    • Wasting time

      AROTH!

      See you tomorrow :bye:
      Take to midol; get you a heating pad and come back when you better .

      Who was looking for her :sigh:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      Who was looking for her :sigh:

      ____________

      :ashamed: Yall leave my cousin alone! :hahaha:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      *jacked

      (CNN) -- An earthquake registering a preliminary 6.2 magnitude was centered 81 miles northwest of Anchorage, Alaska, Thursday morning, according to the U.S. Geological Survey.

      "It was kind of a long one," Anchorage Police spokeswoman Jennifer Castro told CNN. At this point we have no major reports of damage or injuries."

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      :crying1: Dub no ma’am you will not beat me from the bed and sit there and take it. Your Aunt was a trail blazer for people like Wiz.. He get :eatme: in his wheel chair :dead:

    • Wasting time

      *two
      *2

    • Yardgirl

      User Friendly says:

      I applaud Omar for defending his hubby

      ************************

      This right here made me LOL in a meeting!! :rofl: *tears* Why you so mad tho dude? Truth hurts or summin? :tea:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      Columbus Short is hosting a Scandal watch party :rofl: :rofl:

      :thinking: I wonder if Auntie going.

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      *co cks head to the side*
      I mean maybe if'n she put on a ballgown, or dress, and did her face/hair up right, she'd be fine :rofl: :rofl:

    • aRoTh

      Yall leave my cousin alone!
      _______________________

      You gone leave'em laid out for me, like loyal readers auntie Kim and Famisha'nem?

      Ok bye. Clocking out NOW!

      But my ass gone be back! Watch! :karate:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Columbus Short is hosting a Scandal watch party :rofl: :rofl:

      :hahaha:

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      Who said softie in yo drawls yo???? :crying1: I wish Mr would ever come at me with a gummy :nono: That is not the bizness.
      I would be like (Tip voice from TroubleMan skit) WHET DE FUH IS DIS? :wtf:

    • Rib of Chan

      I am in tears over this bedridden domestic abuser auntie
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      I done told yall about huh. My mama oldest sister. Love her to death. She in a wheelchair now but more mobile. She the matriarch of our family. :love:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :rofl: :rofl:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      You gone leave’em laid out for me, like loyal readers auntie Kim and Famisha’nem?

      __________________

      :yes: :fistbump: But we aint start out as lovers then cousins who :shank: :no: .... Or at least I don't think we did? :eek:

    • http://www.twitter.com/kabyeyou KABYEYOU

      so the first time after sex you can chill with the softie? aight im a let him know.

      See HE SAID that a shorty tried to take a shower with him before he got the buns and he wont with it. Wanted her to get the rod before she saw the limp

    • Rib of Chan

      Dub no ma’am you will not beat me from the bed and sit there and take it. Your Aunt was a trail blazer
      ^^^^^^^^^^^
      Beat the fugg out of em. Yes she did Lord.

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      You gone leave’em laid out for me, like loyal readers auntie Kim and Famisha’nem?
      ________________________
      Who claimed cousin Famisha on the blog? I said in my head like Amateur buscept with a F. FAM MIS SHA. :grin:
      Scrapple throat kin….

    • Wasting time

      You gone leave’em laid out for me, like loyal readers auntie Kim and Famisha’nem?

      Ok bye. Clocking out NOW!

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      YOU HAVE NO CHILL <----- angry black woman font

      :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      She in a wheelchair now but more mobile. She the matriarch of our family. :love:

      _________________________

      awwww... :heart:
      (still :rofl: though... lawd... :phew: )

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      I wouldn't trust no first time sex partner in the shower...

      DID THEY PLAN TO NOT USE RUBBERS? :eek:

      Water and rubbers kinda don't mix :kona:

    • SummerBaby

      KABYEYOU says:

      so the first time after sex you can chill with the softie? aight im a let him know.
      See HE SAID that a shorty tried to take a shower with him before he got the buns and he wont with it. Wanted her to get the rod before she saw the limp
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      I would be cool with it. :yes:

    • User Friendly

      Spruce her up

      WATT is she a tree?!?!

      Thing, she needs your green fingers
      ______________________________

      who was it that used to hunch on a tree? :think:

    • Wasting time

      Makes Sense KABYEYOU

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      See HE SAID that a shorty tried to take a shower with him before he got the buns and he wont with it.

      _____________

      :blink: Was she trying to give him the buns in the shower? Otherwise *FLAG ON THE PLAY* Teasing :spank:

    • SummerBaby

      <--Doesn't Talk To Strangers says:

      I wouldn’t trust no first time sex partner in the shower…
      DID THEY PLAN TO NOT USE RUBBERS?
      Water and rubbers kinda don’t mix
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      You don't think they could just be taking a shower?

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      who was it that used to hunch on a tree? :think:
      ___________________________

      :nono:

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      Listen Linda you cannot go :typing: pull the thang out unless you ready to bang on the blog iff’n you got easily accessible dirt on yourself on sosha media. How am I POSED to act when you sat up there and told EVERYBODY you was :angry: you missed the repass cause you forgot to RSVP on the Evite???????? I mean you don’t know where he “stay at?” You can go visit him anytime you want to > :dead: It wasn’t about you. It was about him > :ghost:

    • User Friendly

      KABYEYOU says:

      so the first time after sex you can chill with the softie? aight im a let him know.

      See HE SAID that a shorty tried to take a shower with him before he got the buns and he wont with it. Wanted her to get the rod before she saw the limp
      ________________________

      ohhhhhhh I was with a "grower" once. I wouldnt advise it. when it was soft that shyt looked like a circumcision gone all the way wrong. it wasnt nothing but a nub. :no:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      who was it that used to hunch on a tree? :think:

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      :wail: Whang :rofl: Said she had a standing after lunch appointment with it :rofl: :rofl: Splinters be d@mned

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :lol:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      SummerBaby :no:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      You don't think they could just be taking a shower?

      _______________________________

      :hailnaw: :rofl:

    • User Friendly

      You don't think they could just be taking a shower?
      _____________

      :no: hell fuggin naw. you can baize at your own house in your own tub.

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      I would be cool with it. :yes:
      -___________________
      :warning: DTTS here go one right here. A WHORE. Said she don’t need no rubbers. She all in :danban1: :rofl:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Nawl MsTake, that's a HOE :lol: Not SUmmerBaby :nono:
      His friends' ho :rofl: :rofl:

    • OpinionHated

      I am sick of people who CHOOSE celebrity lifestyles then get mad at the chit that comes with it - if you don't want your family ridiculed don't post them up at public venues... take a page out of Jodi Foster's book - she been in hollywood for fuheva and you neva hear her having papparazzi drama cause she doesn't go where they be at - so take your chip nosed wife and your pretty baby and go sit down Ghost.....

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRALyMDoCBw&sns=em Nancy Drew (fka IsThisThingOn) has entered into witness protection :cool:

      I mean you don’t know where he “stay at?”
      ____________________________

      :no: :ghost:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Rubbers don't work well in jacuzzis neither :tea:

    • Rib of Chan

      Columbus Short is hosting a Scandal watch party

      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Chill factor is negative ZERO :ghost:

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      You don’t think they could just be taking a shower?

      _________________

      Maybe, if she's a tease :eek: :rofl:

      Ain't no man getting in my shower unless we already :hump: or about to :hump: . Communal showers are only for lovers, athletes and prisoners :tea:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      :thinking: Maybe she kin to Jodie Foster :dead:

    • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_S8jrHDNQVE&list=HL1365174233 <–Doesn't Talk To Strangers

      Yall got me thinking of all the shower sex :kona:

    • SummerBaby

      @DTTS
      I think I was thinking along the lines of dating/knowing someone for a while & we're just now getting to sleeping together. Condoms are a must tho :biggrin:

    • WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

      Shyyyt she look like she be up in the room giving her man some of that GOOOOOOD HEEAAAD!"

      :suck:

      :rofl: that Frozen video is still crackin me up today!

    • User Friendly

      Communal showers are only for lovers, athletes and prisoners
      ____________________

      yo whats wrong witchu :rofl:

    • SummerBaby

      @MisTaken
      I said yes to a shower not sexing in the shower.

    • WUT IZ REALLY GOING ON? :blink:

      I meant :blow:

    • Rib of Chan

      :popcorn:

    • SummerBaby

      VDot says:

      You don’t think they could just be taking a shower?
      _________________
      Maybe, if she’s a tease
      Ain’t no man getting in my shower unless we already or about to . Communal showers are only for lovers, athletes and prisoners
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      I have taken a shower w/my guy & we only showered. Y'all crazy. :lol:

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      WHO CALLED HER MRS.LYLE????? *fights the air like Cuba Gooding* :wails:
      DTTS :gossip: done had sex in all types of liquids. They say liquids make the blubber float to the top and it make it easier to hunch :kona:

    • Milky

      You don't think they could just be taking a shower?
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      Who up in hur MimiRoding???? and this statement is :sarcasm: right? I dont know nan ninja (in my TrickDeddy voice) that is goin to jump in the shower and not goin to play the humpty hump while they are in there! FOH!!!!

    • Milky

      I have taken a shower w/my guy & we only showered. Y’all crazy.
      ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
      But had yall already did the horizontal hokie pokie???? :waiting:

    • https://m.soundcloud.com/bernadette-giacomazzo/momma-dee-i-deserve?utm_source=soundcloud&utm_cam MisTaken: Loyal reader :champ: and your pastor’s #1 prayer warrior :pray:

      @MisTaken
      I said yes to a shower not sexing in the shower.
      ________________

      Don’t you straight font me :huh: You better put a emote in that :rules: :rofl:

      I have taken a shower w/my guy & we only showered. Y’all crazy.
      _________________
      Ya’ll Summer don’t even know :gossip: he over her. You in the shower and he don’t even try to put the tip in or touch yo booty :nono: He just like :rolleyses: It’s cold here in the byke can you hurry up and pass me the soap so I can soap dis rag up??????? If he act like that he don’t love you no mo :kona:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      I go to sleep and come back and y'all sexing in the shower and what not. I hate y'all. *goes to call the soon to be*

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      I have taken a shower w/my guy & we only showered. Y’all crazy. :lol:

      _________________

      Me too!!! I just mean if we haven't already :hump: it's not going down :no:

      :newpost:

    • Wasting time

      Rib of Chan says:

      :popcorn:

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      You taking notes for Saturday :lol:

      We gonna need a news letter or something on this here up coming weekend!
      we sure is!

    • Milky

      Keya if you let soon to be :hump: Juju might hurry up and make her grand appearance. Whispers to your belly!! (Juju you still gots about 8 hrs to get hur) :biggrin:

    • User Friendly

      Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake says:

      I go to sleep and come back and y’all sexing in the shower and what not. I hate y’all. *goes to call the soon to be*
      ________________

      we wanna landslide too :nana:

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Ya’ll Summer don’t even know :gossip: he over her. You in the shower and he don’t even try to put the tip in or touch yo booty :nono: He just like :rolleyses: It’s cold here in the byke can you hurry up and pass me the soap so I can soap dis rag up??????? If he act like that he don’t love you no mo
      ---------------
      Now what if they just got done and got in the shower? Lol. I'm just saying. :cell: hello babe? What time you getting home? *looks at watch* Cool. Bye *goes in bathroom to look at tub and shower to figure out how my big ass won't fall* :hahaha:

    • SummerBaby

      Ya’ll Summer don’t even know he over her. You in the shower and he don’t even try to put the tip in or touch yo booty He just like :rolleyses: It’s cold here in the byke can you hurry up and pass me the soap so I can soap dis rag up??????? If he act like that he don’t love you no mo
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      :rofl: Yes he tried to touch me

    • OpinionHated

      Shower $ex is stuff kids do - grown folks phuck with purpose ain't got no time for shower antics and props..... we got one good nut per night and we ain't phcuking it up with gimmicks and chit..... goes to find the ciallis......

    • Nakeya_J or Keke thanks to Unshake

      Shower $ex is stuff kids do
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      Wrong!!! :no: shower sex is fun!!! Mainly because you can't do it everyday, but still fun. Try it!

    • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3VwtDfGajQ&feature=player_embedded VDot

      Shower $ex is stuff kids do – grown folks phuck with purpose ain’t got no time for shower antics and props

      ___________

      Girl, we already know you're boring in the bedroom/bathroom/whatever room :yes:

    • pointhimout

      and all this time I thought he was :gay: