Celebs Out & About: A$AP Rocky, Seal Samuel, Michael Jordan, Samira Wiley, Laverne Cox

Roderick tho! ?

Totally watching OITNB when I get home.

Why does ASAP always look like Celie from the Color Purple Laverne's shoes are gangsta leaning like EJ's old red bottoms
Farmland

I like Seal's physique. He's built like a man, not a scrawny teenager.

Hey Hun

Look how Laverne is standing... ROFL. I saw Michael Jordan and knew I was about to see some fine-ness. Only it's THE Michael Jordan and not fine @$$ Michael B. Jordan.

True true. Always envisioned him and Chanel's sexing being equivalent to the awkward, yet moist'ening carpet play Celly experienced in the book. Chanel was def his Shug????

Mr. Cox is trying to disguise his gigantic man claws with short/half gloves... and his knees look like they've been getting a fierce workout! ?

Mr. Cox is standing like he has jock itch.

Laverne got that lemme allow some air up there because the humidity caused my balls to stick to my left thigh stance down pact!????????

Jordan appears to be getting back in shape. Always thought he was fionne.

Jordan appears to be getting back in shape. Always thought he was fionne.

Seal's got really nice legs. Bout all I got to say for him though. I never realize Mike J was so dark. He's looking like someone's granddad (isn't he though?). Pouissey looks nice. She needs a hamburger though. Laverne looks really nice. Had I not known she was actually a he, I would've thought he was a real woman, just one of those Wendy William types. Pretty convincing. Has he ever commented on the status of his genitalia though? I'm actually pretty curious.

Seal's got really nice legs. Bout all I got to say for him though. I never realize Mike J was so dark. He's looking like someone's granddad (isn't he though?). Pouissey looks nice. She needs a hamburger though. Laverne looks really nice. Had I not known she was actually a he, I would've thought he was a real woman, just one of those Wendy William types. Pretty convincing. Has he ever commented on the status of his genitalia though? I'm actually pretty curious.

Save a swig for me, Bye Ashy??

Damn Laverne, them legs say No. #Keeptryingthough

Roderick Laverne??

Correct

Roderick knees clean tho?

Nice legs Seal ?

Oh hell no Roderick. I mean kudos for being you?

Strong legs and thin legs everyone is unique

*edit, meant to @ Bernita.

I need to take my chunky self on a run....? but the way my love for all things carb and passion for wine is setup....

Laverncock got hard legs for dayzz???

Is it wrong that after the Lebron peen excitement from this morning that I was looking extra hard at Seal's shorts? I mean Heidi said...?

Yas!!!!! ? Love a strong built man!!!

I know Roderick was hot in that outfit. Airing out the balls stance.

Hey Dub. You good? You alright? I'm fine, thanx for asking? But yea girl, we need to talk. I wasn't here, and as your fellow Xenishian, I deserves to know? Later though...Later...So what's new? Did Dymen get murried? Last I heard she was engaged to some Messcan man trynna help him get his papers. I wonder if they consummated? You know they don't circumcise. Tain't never had a turtle necked one myself, but heard they can be pretty festive. What say you???

Michael Jordan reeks of azzhole.

Roderick Laverne Cox ??? #dead

What size shoe does Cox wear

What size shoe does Cox wear

It's probably rude to ask him that like he says it's rude to ask if he still has a dyck.

1. Jordan isnt even wearing the sneakers ppl stand on line for!!!
2. Dont force ppl to wear a dress who would rather be in jeans...looks akward
3. Laverne please close ur legs!! Or do u have a huge hole under that skirt that needs airing out? Standing up there like a huge wax sculpure. Or Superman/Wonderwomen or should I say Foxybrown...sike...u wish

Them turtlenecks UGLY chile.

I say get my email address from @Jenie. ?.

Them turtlenecks UGLY chile.

I say get my email address from @Jenie. ?.

Where'd everybody go? ?

Good. We finally agree on something!

Good. We finally agree on something!

ASAP is next in line for transitioning. With Laverne and Caitlyn stepping forward, so many others will be joining the team. It went from wearing perms to two earrings, then facial piercings and body chains to skirts and skinny jeans. Next will be Duby 27 pieces. Think you can't find a size 10 now? Watch how fast those bundles and lace front units disappear.

ASAP is next in line for transitioning. With Laverne and Caitlyn stepping forward, so many others will be joining the team. It went from wearing perms to two earrings, then facial piercings and body chains to skirts and skinny jeans. Next will be Duby 27 pieces. Think you can't find a size 10 now? Watch how fast those bundles and lace front units disappear.

Probably gone for the evening.

Dead at Duby 27 piece lmao

Laverne Cox looks Rupaul ready

Laverne's dyck is probably bigger than Michael Jordan's but to let's ask ASAP Rocky since he probably sucked both of them

does Jordan ever wear Jordans? ???

ASAP is soo funny lookin 2 me?idk....

So apparently Lark's new hubby is a wanted man? Fixit Xenu???????

Michael Jordan has always been fine to me lawd ........

Chile rofl

I was thinking the same about Laverne. My lord

That stance Laverne, is not cute.

That stance Laverne, is not cute.

I see you made it to the party lol

I see you made it to the party lol

Michael ain't Finna be waiting in line to get shot for them feets, he gone wear some generic brands and collect a check ? what kinda shoes r those tho frfr

And MsRachel said, consider me black *two snaps & a swirl*

And MsRachel said, consider me black *two snaps & a swirl*

She begging for the struggle

She begging for the struggle

You are a hateful, spiteful, vinegary bulldagger.

I got a problem. I find myself looking at the crotch area a lot these days. Otis Redding was on Unsung the other night and I stayed staring at his package. SMDH

ASAP rocky and his super modela pose

Samira Wiley is 28...

If this wench doesn't get off my phone...I'm about to hang up on her.

So, what made Sandra change the comments section?

I am so irritated. My cousin who is super self absorbed is on my phone and won't stfu.

What Yall in here talking about?

Fine? 9am to 6pm M-F...10am to 4pm Saturday, and closed on Sunday's...Lens crafters store hours, you're welcome???????????

He's ashy looking...

He's ashy looking...

Chile that's Grade A Sandra Rose shade! Lol

she know that girl ain't 40

Chile that's Grade A Sandra Rose shade! Lol

she know that girl ain't 40

Boo hoo!! ?

I'm tired and slow. I should've known betta

Vinegary? Is that the process of adding vinegar to massengill?

For real. That man looks like a melted milk dud with eyes. Yuck...??

For real. That man looks like a melted milk dud with eyes. Yuck...??

Hang up...and don't answer when she calls back

Lmaaaaaaaaao. It was a good Unsung. No drugs, financial woes,,,Just a sad turn of events?

Hey! Good to see your font.

Hey! Good to see your font.

Her name is Laverne, hater? She's gorgeous, she's demure, and she's built like, and possibly hung like a horse??? I'd ride????????

Nice to see your font.

ASAP has some nice smooth skin.

Don't be mad at me cuz Roderick looks like he just farted. ??

That's not unusual.

Roderick, when you stand like that, your "rod" is subject to hang if not tucked properly. IJS.

@ Fixit Xenu.

Dead ?

Yay my 1ST comment! .... 5 years later. Hello ?

Whitty it's me...

Girl, do not be ashamed...men have been staring at our tatas for centuries....equality for all who enjoy oogling..???

Well I'll do for you what noone did for me,WELL ITS GOOD TO HAVE YOU INDIES BEAUTY:)

Seal works out. Great! No words for Mr Lady Lavelle.
Ya'll see where Cuba Gooding is slated to play OJ Simpson in a new movie?
Off topic...I had an EXTREMELY harrowing experience today. Thank God Jesus had our backs. I'll go into detail another time, but suffice it to say..GOD IS GOOD!

Brennnn!!!!!!

Seal looks like he could FK your eyeballs out the sockets.

Yes,he sure does look like he means business doing that

Ummmmm is this the same MzWhang that got busted stealing pickled pork knuckles at the Pigglywiggly back in 2002? Had all charges dropped once she turned around and started dating and eventually murried...The PigglyWiggly manager, who happenT to be Asian, with a Sista fetish? If so, heyyyyyy gurl???????? And praise Xenu, glad you ok???

Chris Brown concert tickets on groupon

I liked his flat wrap better lmao

LMAO! Let's ask Heidi if that's true.

I've been walking a lot and drinking more water. Put on a pair of old jeans and there as definitely more room in 'em! Yay! ?

All the time. Glad you're ok.

Yes, water is key!!!! I love it with fresh lemon or lime. Glad you are having results. I will be starting Insanity again this week, Shaun T does not play.

Samira is 40 and Laverne 31? I would not have guessed those numbers.

I don't like the way Roderick Laverne Cox is standing and his head only looks like a woman because of the wig and the gloves and his knees and his shoes look hurt and well...

I was just about to post the same thing. She definitely looks like she is in her twenties on the show. Meanwhile Roderick looks to be closer to forty

Laverne Cox knees looking white in that first pic. Also that stance is not the business, I keep looking for the tuck to fall down. IJS

Is Asap rocky also a Caitbruce?

Exactly!!

40 and 31? You talm bout my waist measurements before and after this here lapband? Laugh while you can, come August, I will be in a 2 piece?????????? Praise him?

Yep got mine!!

That was good Tiffany,I can't stop laughing,as they say laughter is good and you should have one GOOD one daily..your comment did it..have a bless day Tiffany

Brenden!!! ? You are a sight for sore eyes!! Hallelujah praise Black Jesus come August!!?

?????? My widdle weekend warrior? How you been shuga? You still in the game? People may look down upon Yardi returning boosted goods to department stores in exchange for store credit, but come this holiday season, when you're able to sell those store credits for .75cents on the dollar, oh you'll show them-okaaaay??????????

Nothing wrong with looking. I have to keep from doing it at work. But these men are wearing tight suit pants!!!!

Thank you ?

The biggest offender in my diet is soda. Whenever I reduce my intake to one can per day, the extra pounds come off, and when I add walking to the mix, I get even better results.

I don't know if you're old enough to remember the aerobics programs that used to air on SHOWTIME/cable TV back in the early 80s. There were usually three women in unitards and legwarmers, throwing down!

They were the original Shaun T! ?

LaVerne still look and sound like a man in a wig. Sorry but it's true. #NoShsde ?

I took off for some fun in the sun earlier. Bwaaahaa you so crazy???

Hell ye

I kept lookin at the pic likeee okai wat is it supposed to be doin I'm confused.... but he is too phuck it

? i own almost every pair of Jordans

I hate her played out whack blonde wigs! She has money. She can do better!

They both look old. Samira, though pretty, looks rough around the eye area.

Laverne looks older, but Samira looks old around the eye area.

He's super hot in the face. Classically handsome. Too bad he's a Sambo/Coon. Tis tragic!!

Right! He's gross looking and his personality sucks ass!

He's pretty hot when he cleaned up. He needs to change his style and cut that hair, then you will be able to see the hotness!

i hate them slave braids he has??

I can't stand him. He think he is a God or something. He is just so bitter because his x wife raped him for half of his punk @ss coins

Me too! I wish he wasn't such a damn coon though.

Her white gf looks younger... Tis sad when a pinkie looks younger than us. She needs to get eye bag removal plastic surgery. They have bomb doctors in Dubai. She has money! #chilelordfixitjesus

LMAO! I agree

LMAO! I agree

Preach! He disrepected the mother of his children! And how she's married to some whack azz pinkette. Whatever! He's a trader!

That's what I'm saying! With all that money, she still rocks those horrible lace front wigs.

I was shocked to read that Samira was 40. Girl looks like she's 25. Laverne, I thought was older. I feel that's her Hollywood age.

Samira Wiley 40!?!?!?!? lmao

Wiki says 28....

I like how Auntie Sandra Rose keeps it real and I never understood why a big behind guy would want to dress and look like a woman, Laverne legs and arms are still big as FK, there is nothing Feminine about IT at all!