By Sandra Rose  | 

Beyonce

Massage parlor singer Beyonce was spotted leaving her Ultimate Office Christmas Party dressed as a Christmas tree on Monday. Her "Christmas tree" sweater was replete with tinsel, lights, ornaments and Christmas stockings.

Bey held her sweater in front of her in an attempt to hide her pseudo pregnancy. Beyonce is completely obsessed with making you believe she's pregnant. The only way I will believe Beyonce is pregnant is if she pops out a live human being in front of me.

Photos: 247PAPS.TV / Splash News, Felipe Ramales / Splash News

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    10 more days until Christmas :woot:

  • Canary Red™

    I cant even get passed "Massage parlor singer" !!!!!!!!!
    ***dead***
    I'm gone to lunch on that note -- LOL!

  • lil goodie

    Money doesn't equal happiness..happy Halloween...oops..I mean merry Christmas...

  • Milani

    I stopped at Massage Parlor Singer...Auntie, you play too much

  • Str8tUpMenace

    Massage parlor singer Beyonce

    _________________

    Well damn!!!!!!!!! *faints*

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    I couldn't get past massage parlor singer bwhahahaha

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    The only way I will believe Beyonce is pregnant is if she pops out a live human being in front of me.

    _________
    You too lololol

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Mornting <3

  • SummerBaby

    I think I might like that sweater dress she has on under that ugly sweater

  • Mela Reign

    Ms. Rose you really dislike Beyoncé don't you? What is it about her that makes you itch?? I mean I get it, well kind of because I like her. But I feel that way about Don Cheadle. Something about that man annoys me, not sure if it's his eyes or his round the way hair line, but he makes me itch.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    I think this is the perfect drunken festive look for a Christmas Party ..... po it up po it up

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Lawd I just read the last sentence ??????

  • Jen_n_juice

    This write up tho lmaoooo!!!!

  • Str8tUpMenace

    And I ain't eem start my shopping yet

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Is the nevermind.... lol ?

  • Too Many Colors

    So let me get this right. Cause I am lost in the sauce. And cant be going from post to post to read. I got this blog in one lil itty bitty box in the left of my screen.

    As I have a new gig and am actually tryna PAY-TENTION round here.

    Chiby ACTUALLY CLAIMED one of her log ins. She was like EYE is Bella. Yep. This is me. HERE EYE GEAUX (Mystikal voice). SLAP EVEN posted a PIC! Talk about PROGRESS.

    BUT! BUT! Before I could eem tell her hey Chits! And hug her neck. And rub up on her triple G size chest...she was gone already (in my Faith Evans singing voice)????

  • SunnyChi

    Why are you so shady. ???

  • Too Many Colors

    AND. AND the ultimate irony. Sandra follows up her take care. Getcho ass out. Get another log in cause I KNOW you got some...with a BEYONCE POST. Her fave!!! We all know I stan for Mimi. Beyonce is Chibytex FAVE.

  • what?why

    Where were Jay and Blue because there were not @ that party?

  • Low E. {CIRCA 1908}

    2 SNAPS FOR THE WRITE UP; 4 SNAPS FOR THE SHADE!

  • Too Many Colors

    Its Nom-nom time. Lawd. I cant with yall. Imma read the last post in the car.

  • T’acheItEzee15

    Aww. Bey is wearing Blue Ivy's art project.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    WATT?! ?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    ????

  • Just Keya

    Hey girl. lol

  • Buttercup

    I hope you have Amazon Prime, boo. Honey Dip and I didn't shop until 3 or 4 days before Christmas last year. I vowed never again!

  • Just Keya

    SO it looks like.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    *birdman handrub* ????????

    Our blog Christmas presents must gone be Great! (Tony the Tiger voice ?)

    SR just building up thee Anticipation!!! ????????

    ?????

  • Buttercup

    I think that's the case.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Chile

  • Just Keya

    Did someone put up the blog Christmas tree? And when is the blog Christmas party?

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Strolls in here with a stank face...so aint nobody gone call me when Aunt Sandy gave me a shout out about the Pattie Pies huh...you dirty summmaaammaa$@*!!! ROFL!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Y'all so late TUH
    *dismissive hand wave* ???

  • Just Keya

    *bangs hand on table* we were WORKING (in my Diddy voice) lmao

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Folks bean 'stealing' me and Nakeya's credit All Week long Hmmmp! ???

  • Just Keya

    Oh you saw that too?

  • Angela

    "Massage parlor singer"<---?????

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Wait yall saw it before me??!! Sorry you know I didn't see that.. DTS (huugs)

  • Just Keya

    If you don't get this man thing outta here lmao

  • Mela Reign

    I know this is a little off putting , however does anyone know who Keisha Cole is engaged to? For some reason I'm a little curious, Ms. Rose do you know sunshine? Okay I'm a little nosey, sue me! lol

  • Zizzle

    Nice and festive. Is the blog owner dressing as the Grinch again this Christmas? I have to ask cuz it's hard to tell the difference.

  • Too Many Colors

    I need YOU to send me a private recap to my damn email. Jenie. Somebody.MONTHS. MONTHS on end. This chick been hopping from log in to log in and now she claimed one and gets BANNED? WHET IN DE FUGG?

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    ? The potty is tentatively set for tomorrow afternoon ???

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Nakes...I didn't see where you posted it I ASKED if we talked about it already and no one said NUTHING!!!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    ? not THAT one BUTT STEAL ??

    ?

  • Just Keya

    Who's cooking? Or are we catered?

  • Just Keya

    *goes to email*

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    ? We know who ain't getting ah gift! ???

  • Angela

    I read somewhere she was back engaged to Boobies. They were remixing it.

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    LOL Oohhh okay... so I got just credits for this one huh goodt... LOL!!

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    bawhahahahah rofl lmao

  • Just Keya

    smh. Stuff we done brought up, someone went and told Sandra like they had the scoop. Tuh. Whatever.

  • Too Many Colors

    I been tryna learn my new gig!

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Stealing our rhymes! ???

  • Wuts got Petty Davis Eyes..

    Oh werd... You know I woulda creep right up like ...OH really..

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    .... she made another bella login lmao along with a few others chile ...... let her have her fun ..... I think she likes playing this game chile

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Now if this turns into Christmas Recipe Post :facepalm:
    Imma blame yew! ?

    I vote catering(giftcahds) from all the fave spots! ???

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    tell em to keep up rofl

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    ????

  • Just Keya

    I second that. *bangs hand on table* it's done.

  • Blue

    She didn't say massage parlor. Geesh. lol

  • Mela Reign

    Oh okay.. I was praying it was not Birdman.

  • harley_quinn2.0

    Bey's boots are nice

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    Clue:
    Any new login that automatically replies to my, you're or and bye font RIGHT off the bat ??? is her!!! :yes: ? At least 6 out of 10 times. Lmaoooo

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    :woohoo:

  • Too Many Colors

    Chiby if you reading (Well thats a lie. You are. Lets be real) "come back...baby come back...baby come back...COME HOME. YEAH" (my Mimi voice)

    Sandra. Imma tell you like they told the fom-lee on Soul Food. Stop sending this child away like Cousin Faith. She gets better at hiding. Let her participate. God KNOWS she goes through great lengths to play with us. Jesus. If WE want her...okay thats another lie...if WE accept her...why cantchu?

    When you get back just down vote me @Chitty. I will know its you. I will figure it out; if I cant I will have Jenie help me.

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Lol I didn't want to receive a bam nor be told to mind the business lol so eye didn't ask about that tree ??

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Lolololol but she has always participated it's just certain logins that get banned rofl .... I keep trying to tell ya'll this shyt ..... she never left from the jump

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    ??????

  • Blaque Mahogany

    Lol. This is so wrong....

  • Too Many Colors

    Well hello there (wiggles my iBraws at Blue).

    How you is?

    Where you bean?

    Stay awhile til I get back maybe. Dont be a stranger.

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Lawd lol

  • Blue

    Right. I have never even heard a live singer at a massage parlor.

  • Str8tUpMenace

    I have it. A few Christmases ago, I didn't start shopping until a few days before Christmas, and I got everything right on time from Amazon, and I didn't have prime then.

    I honestly don't feel like doing anything this year. Luckily, everyone just wants simple things. Nothing special.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    When you gone we finna all make new logins and down vote yew!!! :hahaha:
    Jk ???

  • Blue

    Maybe I come here for the shade and pettiness. I have to be honest. Massage Parlor singer though?

  • Too Many Colors

    I HATECHU. *dies*

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    WATTTT EYE would never ?

    You late! KETCHUP *bams* It Tis up ??????

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    Watch that switch up since you put it out there ......

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    *357 Yeah Yeah Yeah dance*
    ??????

  • Blue

    Good Day Good Day (you see what I did there?)
    I'm good. Been working and such. What up witcha????

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    bawhahahahah chile ...... rofl

  • Blue

    Hahahaha.

  • <—Doesn'tTalkToStrangers

    :gossip: She finna be on all other Daquan sites trying to get her comments up AND THEN come here "l bean a lurker for 17 yrs and I love ALL THE ROSES" and then somebody (Kdub or Nakeya) gonna be like "Awww Welcome! How sweet of you!"

    ???

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    You know how Sandra gets down ..... shade queen

  • Milani

    NEW POST

  • Readytochokemothernatureonout

    Oh well I've been running since I got home from NC. I shawrry ?

  • Blue

    Right. She'on never miss a chance to diss a black woman. But I like my login so I'ma hush.

  • Too Many Colors

    Working. New gig. KDub is officially muthafawkin tied lol.

  • jeniefrumdabloc™

    That's the thing about lies (falsifying) trying to be someone else ..... it's hard to keep up that image (character.... login) whatever ya want to call ..... that's why I told her yesterday just be yourself ..... people may just like the true her ... but .... Ion know I guess she feels threatened .... this why so many log ins ..... hell Ion know ... shid Ion got the answers lololol

  • Too Many Colors

    Yeah
    yeah
    AWE
    YEAH

  • Bootcampgirl

    lol..you did not say 17 years..they do always say that shit though...:hugs:

  • Renee Bee

    Now I finally see what Auntie been trying to tell us about BeyondSay's narcissism. This chick is touched in the head.

  • Canary Red™

    Lol ???? ...me either!

  • Sexy CJ

    Massage parlor singer Beyonce was spotted leaving her Ultimate Office Christmas Party...........

  • PettyEyezPrime

    Massage parlor singer Beyonce 
    ********
    ???WHHHY?!

  • Mrs. ??????????

    Anything for attention huh Beyonce??

  • Sincerity7

    Massage parlor though?

  • JustCoastWitHa

    Massage parlor singer lol

  • Fendi

    Looks like Miss Tina is designing again. Hide your sewing machines. Hide your Butterick patterns. She dressing everyone out here, y'all.

  • Fendi

    Don Cheadle makes me itch re: the fact that he refuses to marry his children's mother. He can play house with her for 60 years, but she isn't worthy of marriage?!. Nah.

  • Mela Reign

    I just spit out my green tea! LMBO@ 60 years.

  • imright

    ? mariah carey & gucci - obsessed

  • MsAmour22

    Massage Parlor singer_______________flatlined

  • VV

    B starting to look a little crazy to me, her aura is just off!

  • ihatethesebitches

    Massage Parlor Singer? Hell naw!!!!

  • http://totallifechanges.com/PurTEA VanillaCaramel2shotsExpresso

    Sandra from the massage parlor singer in the beginning to the baby had to pop out in front of you this was the best article about Bey yet.... The picture really is puzzling. Blu probably made her wear that .

  • Bonny

    I'm mad because i was thinking of getting an #uglycute Christmas sweater, but this is atrocious.

  • Bonny

    Massage parlor singer???#dead

  • zawnn

    Me either.. Well I did a lil... I just don't wanna spend upmy whole paycheck going ballistic on "last minutes"... I'm so mad at myself... I got 3 ipads (make that tablets) I have to get and other stuff... My twins will b 3 I gets caught up in toystores.... O yea. I will b going half broke this weekend. And I do all shopping in person... Not 1 thing online. I feel loserish lol. But my 15 year old..his grades will determine his pickings lol... Brat!

  • Luvn_it

    D@mn can't even be nice for the holiday holidays? I've here you call people who can't sing their way out of a paperbag singers w/o beings ugly about it. And how bout people stop putting the rumour out there( even though I haven't heard this one in awhile). Thanks for the heads up though, a person isn't allowed to wrap their sweater around themselves w/o trying to fake a pregnancy.??

  • eljjai

    i think beyonce is having a britney-type meltdown. She just has better security around her to make sure no one see it.

  • free

    we need to come up with more horrifying ways to describe bey's singing--SR is running out of descriptions. like BURGER KING SINGER beyonce knowles....

  • tynamight

    "Massage parlor singer Beyonce"

    I giggled out loud!

  • tynamight

    Although little Blue is adorbs and pretty and cute and lovely and...
    Bey did not physically have her...and...its okay! Surrogacy is legitimate and legal and is a great way to have a family when one PHYSICALLY can not. It's none of our business, but this rumor will follow Bey to the grave!

  • CallMeCocoa

    I don't understand the "massage parlor" singer reference. Why the constant shade when others deserve it so much more?

  • Layla Leone

    Bey on that lean again