I’ll take ‘Desperate Stunt’ for $500, Alex.
Anyone with common sense can see that Kim Kardashian needs a miracle to save her reality TV career. Most of America has tuned out and dismissed the Kardashians as a family who will do anything for money and attention.
Just in time for the upcoming season of “Kourtney and Kim Take NY”, Kim, who has more tricks up her sleeve than magician Criss Angel, has pulled Kanye West out of her hat. And Kanye is more than happy to play the role of useful idiot to get in good with the Kardashian klan.
Even the most levelheaded Kardashian — Khloe — is playing along with Kim and Kanye’s publicity stunt.
Two narcissists in love? Not in a million years!
From US Weekly:
Stranger things have happened. A pal tells the new Us Weekly, out now, that Jay-Z’s close friend and collaborator West, 34, has fallen “genuinely head over heels” for Kardashian, 31, with whom he was photographed gallivanting around NYC late last week.
“It’s not a PR stunt,” the source insists of the rapper and reality star. “They’re perfect for each other. He thinks she’s his Beyonce!”
_/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ _/ < row of seats that both they asses need to have :rollseyes:
I give them 3 months, tops.
@Lakes, Lets Paarrtttaaayy

On another note, why would Halle be jealous of Sandra Bullock? She can’t seem to keep a man either?
I don’t believe it, Kanye is not marrying her and I don’t think he will give her babies either, isn’t that what she wants in a relationship? but he will blow that back OUT!! This is like Madonna and Rodman, publicity whores.
Good Morning

Am I in time to join the
@IHEART
LE GO!!
Take advantage of tonight
Cause tomorrow I’m off to Dubai to perform for a princess
But tonight, I can make you my queen
And make love to you endless
This is insane: the way the name growin’
Money keep flowin’
Hustlers move aside
So, I’m tiptoein’, to keep flowin’
I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan
Put it on my life, baby,
I make you feel right, baby
Can’t promise tomorrow
But, I promise tonight
Darling
[Pre-Chorus: Pitbull]
Excuse me (Excuse Me)
And I might drink a little more than I should tonight
And I might take you home with me, if I could tonight
And, baby, Ima make you feel so good, tonight
Cause we might not get tomorrow
I would have believed this 5 years ago, now… NOT so much!
OT: Sandra did you see those pics of your favorite (Beyonce) holding a real baby with now curly hair out of the carrier? Let her live please lol
@EAZI COME ON!!
EAZAAAYYY!!
yep you sure are 
Good Mornin’ peeps!
I SO miss being able to kick it here during the day! New job – no time.
Kanye gone let this heffa drag him to the gutta. Although pretty, Kim K. is so irrelevant. Nothing that happens with her has an ounce of shock factor anymore.
Beauty is skin deep. But irrelevance is to the bone.
Mizell, Simmons

Let me see it, let me see it
Let me see it, let me see it
Let me see it, let me see it
Let me see it, bend over and let me see it
Let me see it, let me see it
Let me see it, let me see it
Let me see it, let me see it
Bend over and let me see it
On another note, why would Halle be jealous of Sandra Bullock? She can’t seem to keep a man either?
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I saw that too…makes you wonder where they get this stuff from
KIM KIM JUST JUMPED FROM THE FRYING PAN INTO THE FIRE
DID YOU HEAR THIS NICCA TALK ABOUT HOW HE WOULD MIND FUG AMBER ROSE & TELL HER THAT HER OUTFIT WAS UGLY JUST TO MAKE HER FEEL INSECURE
A SCENE STRAIGHT FROM THE PREACHERS KID WITH LATOYA LUCKET, SHE THINKS SHE LIKES ATTENTION, ALL ATTENTION AINT GOOD, HE’S THE TYPE OF DUDE TO BUILD YOU UP AND THEN KNOCK YOU DOWN SIMPLY FOR THE FUN OF IT
AND THE HIGHER YOU ARE, THE MORE HE ENJOYS IT-THIS MAN IS FAR FROM SINCERE AND SINCE HIS MOM HAS DIED HE APPEARS TO HAVE NO GENUINE RESPECT OR ADMIRATION FOR ANY WOMAN
KIM K-RUN!!!! THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE GOOD, I CAN SEE HER STAYING IN THE RELATIONSHIP FOR PUBLICITY AND PRIVATELY GOING THRU HELL!!
2 of THEE most famous attn whores together?? match made in Hades
I’m a start a riot, I’m a start a riot
INTENSE
guhl NO! where he said that about fuggin Amber then trashing her?? he prolly did that when they was together too! 
I think he likes her. I don’t think she is crazy about him though. If she were they would have gotten together years ago. Kanye has been been sweating her for a while. Kris probably told her this would be good for her so she’s doing it. It won’t last.
Did INTENSE just use the straight to DVD movie as a reference??? Love it cause I sweater gawd I watch it everytime BET shows it. But you are right. He does people like that to make his birthing hips azz feel better.
Maybe they will get married…then get divorced 45 minutes later. After the free TV sponsered wedding and countless gifts.

Both are media attention cravin heauxs
:waving: <— Dopamine that will wear off in 5,4,3,2….
Yeah she used to tear down the mall
Findi, prada and all
Swear that p*ssy was great
I let her have it her way
I used to luv her [x3] yeah
She started f*cking them lames

Throwing dirt on my name
Tried to creep with my dog
I used to luv her, yeah I used to luv her
Buzzer Beep Beep Alex I’l take $2500.00
What is KY Jelly for Kim’s Dry Desert Pu z z y
Alex Response – Good Wager
I’m a start a riot, I’m a start a riot
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2 CHAINZ!
Soooo Halle is jealous of Sandra, huh???? Bullock that is, Sandra Bullock….
@ Bird, I think you’re right. He’s had it for her for awhile now, but most of the time when a man chases a chic for so long then she finally “gives in” the excitement of the chase is over shortly thereafter. So I agree, it won’t last.
INTENSEMOCHA THE ANTAGONIST says:
KIM KIM JUST JUMPED FROM THE FRYING PAN INTO THE FIRE
DID YOU HEAR THIS NICCA TALK ABOUT HOW HE WOULD MIND FUG AMBER ROSE & TELL HER THAT HER OUTFIT WAS UGLY JUST TO MAKE HER FEEL INSECURE
A SCENE STRAIGHT FROM THE PREACHERS KID WITH LATOYA LUCKET, SHE THINKS SHE LIKES ATTENTION, ALL ATTENTION AINT GOOD, HE’S THE TYPE OF DUDE TO BUILD YOU UP AND THEN KNOCK YOU DOWN SIMPLY FOR THE FUN OF IT
AND THE HIGHER YOU ARE, THE MORE HE ENJOYS IT-THIS MAN IS FAR FROM SINCERE AND SINCE HIS MOM HAS DIED HE APPEARS TO HAVE NO GENUINE RESPECT OR ADMIRATION FOR ANY WOMAN
KIM K-RUN!!!! THIS IS NOT GOING TO BE GOOD, I CAN SEE HER STAYING IN THE RELATIONSHIP FOR PUBLICITY AND PRIVATELY GOING THRU HELL!!
Y’all see how she was showing that hickey, what we in HS?
#blankstare / #battingMyLashes Say what??? Kim got some mileage on her…she might wanna SAT down somewhere before No man wants her used up arse at all!!!
@Zoe, I wanna hate that dayum song but I just can’t
Kanye said, “When I said that I didn’t like your dress, I was an a**hole. When I said that I didn’t like your hair, I was an a**hole
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KANYE’S APOLOGY TO AMBER ROSE
CALI!!! :2dance: <—in a field of lavender
how u??
most of the time when a man chases a chic for so long then she finally “gives in” the excitement of the chase is over shortly thereafter. So I agree, it won’t last
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the thrill of the chase. thats how Ye seems to be with all the women he date
IMO On Kim’s part, it’s a publicity stunt, on Kanye’s part, I think he’s really in to her….
where is man?? i know he can hear when they speak bad of his WIFIE.. man going on a rant and breaking one of his heels in 5…4….3..
@Naija

I seen you been over on Jia’s sit this morning, huh?

Anddddd…what the hell do guys see in slutty sperm buckets like Kim K.??? I mean really. Seems like some of these celebrities, athletes etc…don’t want a woman unless she’s slept (un-protected) with a minimum of 20 guys. Per MONTH!
ughhhh
Yeah – this is definitely one of those “any press is good press” moments.
Kim and Kayne are the same way….She use to dog her ex husband to be out every second she got. Those two deserve each other. #NEXT
I respect Kanye as an artist but since Ms. West passed he has been “cray” lls
KayKay
hey beautifulness!!! bringing the truff as per usual
how u?
These two
I asked a fashion question in last post, no response :tears:
@Fayla – I’m good, on my last corner of office Whip. Gotta keep it moist at office too!
Is it sad I’m more interested in the article about Leah from Teen Mom being pressured in to marriage???
Crickett says:
This is like Madonna and Rodman, publicity whores.
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You’re right. I forgot about them.
@GYPSY
LOL-YEAH I DID, PERFECT EXAMPLE AND I LOVE THAT MOVIE, EVERY TEENAGE GIRL SHOULD WATCH IT
DEPICTS NARCISSIST GAME VERY WELL
well Im gone lurk til some real news come about
@tatted- that girl 19, been married twice with twins. MTV or not, that’s said
ZOEZOE sorry meant to ask why cant u wear the dress bc ur breastfeeding? are u scared of leaking?
Sassy Motherfcuking Sassy
hey beautiful…I do peruse that site from time to time 
I sometimes wonder how women do let men make them feel insecure about their looks?
I’ve had dudes get mad and call me ugly (like I’d EVER believe that sh*t), and my first response was always:
“well shidddd, I know I’m at least hotter than you cause your azz sure won’t leave!”
I’ll take ‘Desperate Stunt’ for $500, Alex.
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CALI girl yasss. the travel size comes in so handy for that. i keeps one on my desk AND in my bag. u just never know

Fay- I produce enough for HIM, but not enough to pump out. Don’t want to have to yank the dress up in the car.
Isn’t US Weekly the teenage version of the enquirer
The Makeup Maven says:
Is it sad I’m more interested in the article about Leah from Teen Mom being pressured in to marriage???
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Not sad at all that you’re more interested. I was too. Actually, I was torn b/t that and trying to figure out why in the heyul Halle would be jealous of Sandra Bullock.
FayFay!
I am well Sis, thank you for asking. How has everything been going? Gosh I miss these posts!!!
Sassy my daughter’s father use to say i was ugly when he got mad at me. if i picked up the fone RAT nah he’d be here by the time i hit the end button on the call & he’s in TX
insecure fukka
@Naija
Vanity looks a mess. These chicks who do get azz shots make me sick because they don’t even ATTEMPT to make it look real. Anybody with a huge AZZ ALWAYS, ALWAYS, ALWAYS has hips and thighs to match. There are some natural chicks out here with small tops and larger bottoms…PLENTY of them, I’m bottom heavy myself, but everybody like that has the SAME issue, when your azz is huge…so is EVERYTHING else below your waist.
You ain’t finna have a 45 inch azz and twig legs. It doesn’t happen. If you are gonna get azz shots, 1: get them by a board certified SURGEON and 2: ask that surgeon to distribute is so it looks REAL especially from your azz to your thighs! That’s always how you gon get caught.
Geez!
How desperate do you gotta be?!
@Sassy I think those men know who to target…they can sense the lack of esteem and worth these women see in themselves
I’ll take ‘Desperate Stunt’ for $500, Alex.

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I usually dont give a fukk what ppl do in their personal lives, but this?
This makes me weep.
Mary dont you weep.
lovezoe says:
@tatted- that girl 19, been married twice with twins. MTV or not, that’s said
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Lovezoe and she is currently pregnant with twins by her new boyfriend
@Fayla
Sometimes when me & Mister argue REAL bad, he’ll call me ugly. I laughs all up in his face because I got hundreds of texts, letters, emails from him about how beautiful I am, all his exes are well below me and EVERYBODY knows it, and I’ve seen the comments on his facebook page from other folks about my pics.
You wanna know if you’re really ugly or not? Let your spouse put your pic on his fb page to a whole bunch of chicks who like him/usta like him or had crushes on him. THEY going tell you (and him) if you’re ugly.
The only comments I got where chicks questioning if my hair were all real and inferring I must be mixed if it was. :eyeroll:
Ugly my azz…. “I’ll upgrade on your azz in a minute-and ya know it!” <—- me to Mister.
Wish I would believe that sh*t. He can't find anything else to say so that's where he goes.
Someone call the Dalai Lama and tell him I need to be teleported back to the land of GIVINGAFUHKNESS cause I just don’t….
Morning folks?!
@ ZoeZoe – Who she marry the 2nd time???
I ONLY KNEW ABOUT COREY?
@ Ladycn –
I DIDN’T SEE THE ARTICLE ABOUT HALLE BEING JEALOUS OF SANDRA. *scrolls back up*
ZOE oh ok, gotcha..did u know there are supplements u can take to stimulate production? mother’s something or other, cant recall the name, but its out there.
now, is this a formal event? i dont see the problem with the blouse & slacks if not
my husband’s ass is all. God that’s hard..the whole not shanking part 
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KayKay i been fair to middlin..tryn not to
O Mary don’t you weep don’t you mourn
O Mary don’t you weep don’t you mourn
Pharoah’s army got drownded
O Mary don’t you weep
One of these mornings bright and fair
Goin’a take my wings and cleave the air
Pharoah’s army got drownded
O Mary don’t you weep
When I get to heaven goin’a sing and shout
Ain’t nobody there goin’a turn me out
Pharoah’s army got drownded
O Mary don’t you weep
When I get to heaven goin’a put on my shoes
Goin’a run about and spread the news
Pharoah’s army got drownded
O Mary don’t you weep
OTB
man you took it back
Ms. YaYa says:
lovezoe says:
@tatted- that girl 19, been married twice with twins. MTV or not, that’s said
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Lovezoe and she is currently pregnant with twins by her new boyfriend
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Are you flucking kiddin’ me
@tatted- her new bf who she got with before the ink dried on the divorce papers.
@ya- thought she had a miscarriage
i don’t have anything relevant to add on topic except…
She wants a baby so bad and I think that she would do anything but I hope that they know that although his hips are spread so far apart he can’t have NO baby!
Morning all!
@Naija,
I believe that’s the case too but I feel some type of way that Amber may have let Kanye make her believe that. Don’t get me wrong, there are some times when your partner may say: “I don’t really care too much for that dress/hair color/cut” and REALLY mean it, but you can tell when a person is saying that because they really want you to look their best and when they’re just trying to find something mean to say to you.
I wish a nugga would.
Person: “I don’t think that color looks good on you.”
”
Me: “That’s good cause I didn’t want you think your opinion mattered.
*I really do smile right after I say it too, so they KNOW I’m sincere.*
lovezoe says:
@ya- thought she had a miscarriage
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I thought she did too.
I’m too involved in these kids lives.
Leah cheated on Corey while they were dating and right before they got married
candibfly says:
hands on ur knees, hands on ur knees
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I read this and immediately started
with my hands on my knees. Glad I’m in the office alone today…
Mary dont you weep.
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@Phro
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EXACTLY that’s what ppl say when they cant find anythinge else on u. u UGLY is always the last resort. his insecure ass was always jealous of me.
how the phuck u jelly of YO woman tho?? just #weak
Sassy
Fay- I may pick up some Fenugreek and see if that works
Leah Messer, from “Teen Mom 2” tied the knot with fiance Jeremy Calvert in Catlettsburg, Ky., over the weekend. The couple began dating last August after Messer divorced the father of her twins, Aleeah and Aliannah, Corey Simms. The couple were featured on the show and were shown dealing with their child’s medical problems and Messer’s infidelities. Messer and Simms divorced after Messer admitted that she cheated on him the night before her wedding with her ex-boyfriend.
Calvert popped the question to Messer with a 1.5 carat princess cut ring on Christmas Day. The couple revealed that Messer was once again expecting, but she later suffered a miscarriage.
The ceremony was said to be small and intimate with only 15 to 20 people attending and Messer’s twins were there.
“It was heartfelt and sincere,” Reverend Marty Gute, who officiated the service, told E! News.
“They were just precious,” Gute continued about Messer’s twins.
The bride’s and groom’s mothers served as witnesses and Messer wore and green and gold dress. Her twins wore maroon.
The ceremony, which lasted a short 15 minutes, will be featured on TV, as MTV cameras were there.
“Two days before the wedding, MTV called us and asked if they could come to the wedding and film,” Gute said.
@Sassy
@Fayla
Shaun
So I read Beyonce’s letter to Michelle…
Undeniable proof she does not write her own lyrics….
Furthermore…. I have nothing against Bey, been to a couple of her concerts and the girl WORKS!!….
But….it read like a 5th grade essay to which a teacher said: “Write an essay (remember: 3-5 paragraphs), about a person you look up to and tell why you look up to them.”
Don’t shoot me, Shaun! I’m just saying….
@ Naija – Thank you for posting that. That’s cray!
Kim will do anything to get attention but she also has no standards when it comes to men cough Ray J. I don’t know, could be true love and could be her usual attention whoring.
Candi
<—twerk team application, get 'em while they're hot! 
Fenugreek? For your milk production? If it doesnt, put it in your hair.
#helpful
I think it will though. You’ll be brewing it? Adding it to foods? @Zoe
NaijaGal says:
The bride’s and groom’s mothers served as witnesses and Messer wore and green and gold dress. Her twins wore maroon.
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Don’t flex baby

I wanna see you touch your toes in that dress baby
Bounce it up and down like we having sex baby
Give me the head and you can give them tricks the rest baby
And nothing less baby
ok fluck this, i’m tied a hear abt this here letter Bey done wrote & aint read if for myself. may someone be so kind as to copy & paste pls??
Thaaaaaaaanks!
Morning everyone
I have nothing for these two and their shannanigans
what else we talking bout
OTB- it works. Used it on my other son. I took capsules, but they tea. Works fast. Dont have to take it long.
Thanks Naija
…sup girlie?
GENIA
HEERMOSA!!

OTB MIJA
SASSY SUP LADY?
Morning Sassy – Well have him :stop: that shiat now. I wish a nicca would call me UGLY to my face. When we argue BADLY he just shuts down and maybe says insulting things to himself. Cause I do.
@Fayla
Coming right up….
Phro
put the DP away sir
IS THIS TEA/CAPSUL FOR THE LURKERS??
I mean who gives a damn what Be
ce wrote to the first Lady, sick of that beeotch
why don’t she just go away
@Fayla
And it’s written in Bey’s “over the rainbow” arc azz handwriting too!
I like Bey, but cmon, mama! Jay can be very eloquent at times, he could’a helped her subjugate some verbs and have better subject-predicate agreement.
Lake- this for breastmilk
Tatt Tatt
I THOUGHT THE LETTER TO THE FIRST LADY **ONLY HEARD BITS AND PIECES OF IT ON THE RADIO** WAS NICE..
Sassy! Muthaf**king, Sassy! says:
@Fayla
And it’s written in Bey’s “over the rainbow” arc azz handwriting too!
I like Bey, but cmon, mama! Jay can be very eloquent at times, he could’a helped her subjugate some verbs and have better subject-predicate agreement.
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Her diction was never good
nothing new, why are u suprised Sassy oh by the way morning 
@Naija
Ummmm I hate all those Teen Whore shows that shyt is not cool to continue to pay little girls to give away their cookies in hopes of becoming the next greatest train wreck…
PHROHIZLE
Don’t shoot me, Shaun! I’m just saying….
Bey’s business philosphy is hers. She was taught and followed the model successfully IMO. I only wish Mary, and etc had done the same. Change a line, add a riff and get them songwriters credits..folks been doing it for years.
Well not our folks, because well I dont know why. We let ourselves get taken advantage of but Micheal knew.
Get the writers credit.
BEYONCE’S LETTER TO MICHELLE OBAMA
And so it reads…. *ahem*
“Michelle,
is the ULTIMATE example of a truly strong African-American woman.
She is a caring mother, She’s a loving wife,
While at the same time, she is the FIRST LADY!!!!
No matter the pressure, and the stress of being under the microscope-
she’s humble, loving, and sincere.
She builds and nutures her family,
while also looking out for so many millions in so many ways.
Michelle, thank you so much for every single thing that u do for us-
I am proud to have my daughter grow up in a world where she has people like you to look upto.
Love,
Beyonce”
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Note: this letter has been transcribed verbatim, word for word, same spellings, same punctuation and same grammar. What you see above is EXACTLY what was written, character for character, space for soace (or lack thereof.)
You’re welcome.
Phro
My hair has been (Whipped tm by Fayla) up in Micros since JAN 5.
Had them redone once in March….He don’t say shiat now…
@ SIS – me too!
Jenie I challenge you to be like Beyonce and dont comment on her if you dont give such a fukk.
HAS ANYONE ORDERED MAKEUP BRUSED FROM E.L.F.?
@Laker
About the letter one word…. DUMMAY
Hey lakes! :wave:
See you in the new post. And it was nice!
OutsidetheBox says:
Jenie I challenge you to be like Beyonce and dont comment on her if you dont give such a fukk.
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Calm down mama! *applying coconut lipgloss JUST FOR YOU eeem though imma blow up like a pufferfish!* SEE HOW I CARES (YES I ADDED AN “S”) FOR YOU!
she thinks Kanye will save her show & rep
this bish really is delusional. I wonder if Ye is the one she was cheating with when she was with Kris 
Hey Mac aka OTB
“Michelle,
is the ULTIMATE example of a truly strong African-American woman.
She is a caring mother, She’s a loving wife,
While at the same time, she is the FIRST LADY!!!!
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At The Same Damn Time
Over here at work dying laughing in reference to “Iheart says” comment!!! I totally agree!!! Like really enough already!!!
For some god awful reason these to stunt queens were on the front page of the Chicago Sun-Times last week. WTF
Hello everyone