Rihanna Looks A Bit Down As She leaves Dinner

Singer Rihanna looked depressed as she left Giorgio Baldi Italian Restaurant in Hollywood, CA., on Thursday. Friends say the singer is dismayed over the poor sales of her single "FourFiveSeconds", featuring Kanye West and Sir Paul McCartney on acoustic guitar. Some fans who bought the single say Rihanna's caterwauling made their dogs howl and chase their tails in circles. You can't make this stuff up.
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A loyal reader, who asked to remain anonymous, requested actor Laz Alonso for today's Morning Wood. Laz stars in the upcoming epic movie Avatar that is a follow-up to James Cameron's Titanic. My reader is overjoyed and relieved to know that there is at least one sexy black actor in tinseltown who doesn't have skid marks in his drawls.

She writes:

Sandra, I so would love a morning wood of Laz Alonso and his T's (if he has any) to be spilt. But you know I secretly find him uberly sexy and I would soooo date him because he's educated and sexy! mmm and dare I say it STRAIGHT!!! Praise him!!! U know the T on Reggie Bush is that he has a lil wee wee and all the groupies in Hollywood talk about his lil "problem" lol.

Unfortunately, I couldn't find any tea. I made all the necessary calls to my sources on the east and west coasts who regularly attend the exclusive industry down low house parties, and none of them could place him anywhere. So he's safe!

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