Jump offs take note: this is not the correct way to bag a baller: A Chicago judge ruled Wednesday in favor of NBA superstar Michael Jordan whose former jump off claimed Jordan owed her $5 million.

Karla Knafel said Jordan promised her the money for remaining silent and agreeing not to file a paternity suit after she learned she was pregnant in 1991.Jordan denied making the promise and sued Knafel in 2002, alleging that she was trying to extort money from him. DNA tests later showed that Jordan was not the father of the child. (Source: Chicago Tribune)

The judge ruled that even if Jordan made the agreement it was voided when Knafel lied to Jordan about being the father.