Rihanna is an art connoisseur too!

Photo: JustJared.com

In addition to being a talented singer and model, Rihanna is an art connoisseur too! According to Just Jared, our girl Rihanna recently picked up some pricey artwork as an early birthday present to herself.

Despite Rihanna’s worldly sophistication, her taste in art reveals the inner child inside her. One of the works of art Rihanna purchased included a piece titled “Fat Kids Are Harder To Kidnap.” Hopefully her haters won’t try to make a case against Ri Ri for disrespecting the calorically challenged.

The “Umbrella” singer, who turned 20 yesterday, purchased seven paintings by pop cartoonist Todd Goldman as an early birthday present for herself, including the one she is photographed in front of, “Fat Kids Are Harder To Kidnap.”

“Half of the paintings are going to her house in L.A. and half to her apartment in NYC,” a source exclusively tells JustJared.com.

Rihanna also picked up other pieces of artwork including “Goodbye Kitty in a Microwave,” “Gold Digger Like a Hooker Just Smarter,” “My Mom Says Not to Run With Scissors,” “Barbie is a Slut,” “A Salt with a Deadly Weapon,” and “Smurf Blue Balls.” (Source)

Krysi – yes the same one

*SMH*

AN ART CONNOISSEUR?!!!!!

well, at least it was original for SANDRA that is,
http://www.myspace.com/birdshu Bird

Alright now Miss Sandra. I think we have reached our RiRi quota for the day. I hope that girl knows she owes you a bombshell exclusive. Maybe she can come out the closet to you or something.
J Gats Juice

Excuse me while I decide how I’m kill myself… Noose, gun or knife???
J Gats Juice

*gonna
Krysi – yes the same one

I would suggest poision. Its effective, and less painful
Krysi – yes the same one

I’m thinking about drinking a gallon of bleach myself, actually.
J Gats Juice

Maybe i’ll jump off my desk & try to land on the letter opener while drinking paint thinner
Krysi – yes the same one

maybe you should throw yourself down some steps, or put a computer speaker in a cup of coffee and get electrocuted
http://www.myspace.com/birdshu Bird

LMAO. Yall ain’t got no damn sense man.
Bsoul

Yay, more Rihanna! We thank you Sandra.

LOL!
J Gats Juice

BSoul, stop that!!!!! LMFAO
ashley01

Sandra dont give two shits about Rihanna. Sandra stop the madness with your ugly ass!! This fake ass praising is sickening and funny because we know she doesnt sell in the states so stop trying to make her out to be this big phenom when she’s not.
missy

Ok i truly believe that Sandra is truly obsessed with this damn girl on the opening page she has like four stories about this girl seriously now . On that pic he should have “No talent can truly make it ” or “Ladies stay on your knees and you’ll make it”. “Gold Digger Like a Hooker Just Smarter,” (this painting she bought truly describes her great except for the smarter (lol) gtfoh )
mrsgoodes

WOW JUST WHEN I THOUGHT IT COULDN’T GET ANY WORSE, YOU BRING US THE ISH. IM WITH KRYSI, I THINK IM GOING TO DRINK SOME BLEACH TOO!!!!
Bsoul

Man, after today, I’m going to pick up both of Ri-Ri’s CDs.

JGats, I’ll pick up two for you as well. I know you already have them in your car and in your home, so use for work. Imagine being able to listen to her while posting here.

I’m so excited!
mrsgoodes

ashley 01 u r too much
lol
Krysi – yes the same one

*passes mrsgoodes a cap full of bleach*

You first.
http://www.myspace.com/aaronmichaelofatm AaronMichael

LMAO@ Sandra being the first person to ever call Rihanna a talented singer. Once again something other than her singing is the subject at hand. Thanks for giving me something else to come up with clever punch lines about Sandra.

That painting is looking at her like “I hope this B$@#% aint bout to sing”.

Them pants is black and pleatha etha etha ey ey ey
Krysi – yes the same one

ahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! You know what I went back and looked at the picture when I read your comment and it does look like he’s telling Rhianna “Wait a minute B*tch, I never said SING!”
pinkvirgo

LMAO ya’ll are crazy.But on the real I’ll leave the suicide to you guys ,maybe I’ll maime myself I’m way overdue for an eye gauge.
http://www.myspace.com/aaronmichaelofatm AaronMichael

You know what, I’ve been having second thoughts…maybe Sandra was right all along and she really is the talented singer, model and art connoisseur she says she is. Maybe I’m just hating.

Then all of a sudden and zipper starts to pull down from the middle of her fivehead and out steps E.T.! I knew it! I told ya’ll!
Krysi – yes the same one

NO, I told she was the small alien man from “Men In Black”!

yall got me being so mean….., I actually like Rhianna’s SWAGGER and a few songs! Sandra’s website is the DEVIL
Krysi – yes the same one

*you*
http://www.myspace.com/aaronmichaelofatm AaronMichael

You mean you love her stylists swagger and the people writing the songs for her. Take that away from her and what do you have? A non singing modern day E.T.

When the reports come out and ya’ll find out she’s really E.T. in disguise, you will all thank me.
Bsoul

She’s like 5’8″, E.T. was a little bitty thing.
ms.peaches

Damn I have nothing at all to say you guys said it all(lmao) as far as the art since when has buying cartoons make you a connoisseur of art, that ain’t no Micheal Angelo or Picasso WTF I know damn well it’s something out here worthy of talking about other than lil Rhi Rhi standing infront of this fat kid with 2 ice cream cones, Im jus sayin & what classy chick decorates her apartment or home with art like that I can see maybe a bedroom if your like 8 years old!!!!! Sandra I’m sure you already got that same artwork just to say you have something in common with your new conquest!!!Im through
http://www.myspace.com/aaronmichaelofatm AaronMichael

You didn’t read my eariler post about the zipper and such did you? Ok E.T. on stilts….either way I said E.T. and I’m sticking to it.
http://www.myspace.com/aaronmichaelofatm AaronMichael

Hey Sandra, are your “spies” trying to break up CB and RiRi so you can get with her?
Krysi – yes the same one

LMAOROTFL!!!!!!!!! @THAT DAMN AaronMicheal & Bsoul

I’m begging you, my bladder can’t take anymore!
Bsoul

OK, Aaron, you just ruined it for me. I don’t think I can hear “Umbrella” without thinking of E.T. singing it.

Krysi, take him away!
ms.peaches

I just realized girlfriend in the black dress is trying to hard to be noticed & judging from everyone else attire she seems a bit over dressed!! Aaron it’s time to walk away boo you can’t say anymore about ET oops I mean Rhi Rhi hey that rhymed(lol)
hellava10

I rest my case if this is art to her. So easy a caveman could do it.

Um, what is going on with the tights and t-shirt? What vibe is this? Whose idea was it to put this get up together with patent leather? WTF? Bobblehead.
hellava10

ms.peaches – that chick is trying her model pose. HAAAAAAAA
http://rbtf.blogspot.com RBTF Angella

Rihanna is “a talented singer” ?????? Oh really! LOL!
http://www.myspace.com/aaronmichaelofatm AaronMichael

Oh really? Haha…but I got so much more to say, like “who wears spandex with t-shirts anymore?” or “why is her shirt longer than her jacket”…but if you want me to walk away and say nothing else…..

*walking*
http://notenoughrealmen.blogspot.com 2thick4u

Damn…let the clit riding begin!!
Dt2

@ Bird

Why, Bird it should be against the law to be that funny…but we really reached it I think I am going to take out the time to email Stan this is to much if it wasnt for you guys I will no longer log on…my Rihanna intake is full I can not do anymore Rhianna this is black history month but damn that is one black person I need no more of until March this is just nuts…

And besides she looks terrible in those leather leggins I know there not leather but damn they look it…Where are her hips some fat kid kidnap them…and why did the other people.. C O N C R E T E L O O P (my bad I know that is a curse word around here) post this like 40 hours ago Stans get with it…
http://rbtf.blogspot.com RBTF Angella

HEHE!
fcgirl1

SANDRA,

DO YOU HAVE SOME KIND OF FETTISH FOR YOUNG GIRLS! YOUR ASS IS CRAZY OR BLIND! BEYONCE IS A VERY BEAUTIFUL GIRLS WITH A LOT OF STYLE. COMPARING BEYONCE AND RHIANA IS LIKE COMPARING APPLES TO ORANGES. RHIANA LOOKS LIKE A CAT WOMAN REJECT ON THAT ART PHOTO AND YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT BEYONCE’S JACKET. AND I AM NOT A BIG BEYONCE FAN BUT AFTER READING YOUR POST I AM STARTING TO LIKE HER MORE. AND RHIANA IS THE NEW IT GIRL ACCORDING TO WHOM? I HAVE TWO DAUGHTERS AGES 9 AND 11 AND THEY DID NOT EVEN KNOW WHO RHIANA WAS UNTIL THE RECENT AWARD SHOW! BUT THEY FOLLOW BEYONCE RELIGIOUSLY. DONT YOU HAVE SOME MONICA AND ROCKO ASS KISSING TO DO, SINCE KIM PORTER DUMPED YOU!
J Gats Juice

Standra, please post about Rocko again… I’m gettin tired of the ri-tard and i need a good laugh this morning
Angel_Minded

Why isn’t anybody mentioning how offensive the painting is? ‘Fat kids are harder to kidnapped,’? Am I the only one that’s not amused? Seeing this actually makes me hate Ri-Ri more.
Bsoul

Nooooo, Angel Minded, don’t hate Ri-Ri, love her.
http://www.myspace.com/aaronmichaelofatm AaronMichael

Personally I would rather read “Fat kids are harder to kidnap”, than listen to E.T. sing
MIZZ.I_REP_ATL

The comments towards Sandra constant posting of Rhi-Rhi is hilarious. But really, this ish is not only on this page, it’s posted on alot of other gossip sites as well. The media can not and will not get enough of this girl, she could be on the street picking up a piece of trash she dropped and I bet that ish will make headline.

But forget about the constant positing, what’s up with that art? Fat Kids R Harder 2 Kidnap…..Hilarious! Like where r u gonna hang this Rhi? Now she’s going to have plus-size people hating her.
Coo Coo Bananas

@Angel-Minded… Fat kids ARE harder to kidnap because they’re heavier. Duh.
ggouch

I agree, WHAT Kind of message is this. How offensive is this to Rhi-Rhi’s plus size fans….what a way to encourage them Rhianna…..your PR team should have whispered in your ear…NOT! Ms. Q-Tip head…I mean Rhianna, tisk tisk tisk.

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