I’m very disappointed that my fellow blogger That Bitchcaved to the pressure from Kimora Lee’s henchmen attorneys.
Apparently, That Bitch got served over the weekend and she removed any and all references to Kimora Lee’s preference for licky licky with her back rubs.
It seems Rhymes With Snitch exercised her constitutional right to freedom of speech by blogging about Russell’s plans to expose Kimora’s dirty laundry. But Kimora had her attorneys on speed dial, and, as the saying goes, they put the smack down.
Someone should explain to Kimora that she is a public figure and therefore open to public scrutiny. If she doesn’t like people talking about her, maybe she’s in the wrong line of work.
I’m getting the funniest emails in response to my Medical Minute titled Pain After Sex.
Judging from the emails I’ve received over the past couple days, just about every female has experienced the debilitating cramps that follow their orgasms – and they think they know the reason why.
Loyal reader Tayjon explains the cause and the cure in her email!
More power to you ladies for letting these mandingos use your uterus as punching bags!
Date: Thu, 29 May 2008 04:19:31
Subject: Your entry on pain after sex………
It is caused from air (which no chick willingly admits) or from having your cervix [beat up].
Its really bad for you.
Mine lasts exactly 45 minutes and it’s the most excruciating debilitating cramps I’ve ever had. One time I couldn’t even get to the door to let a guy out. I gave him my apt key and told him to GET OUT and lock the door behind him.
Of course I got my locks changed when I could walk again.
Now I know how to recognize when its happening during the sex so I can stop it from developing….. it’s a very definite feeling and its not entirely an unpleasant pleasant feeling, but you’ll start to recognize it and that’s when you need to put YOUR LEGS DOWN.
He’s going in too deep, baby stop him before he hurts you.
As I told you earlier, Ludacris and Tommy Lee are on a mission to save the planet. The two are filming a Planet Green series called Battleground Earth for the Discovery Channel. I wonder how much green the Discovery Channel is lining Luda’s pockets with? Call me a skeptic, but I don’t believe for one minute that Luda gives a hoot about saving the planet.
BOY, YOU TOO FUNNY:
Rocker Tommy Lee couldn’t get enough of comedian Tommy Davidson at the premiere of the Discovery Channel’s Planet Green event and concert yesterday in LA.
Bob Marley’s oldest son Ziggy rocked the crowd at the Planet Green concert yesterday.
DON’T STOP THE RIHANNA:
Rihanna is June’s cover girl for Luire magazine. I’ve never heard of it either.
Patti Austin proves you’re never too old to be a GRAND DIVA, baby! Patti performed at the 2008 Jazz at Lincoln Center “Spring Swing” Gala with James Ingram and Wynton Marsalis in NYC last night.
This photo of CNN’s Anderson Cooper and Elmo is toooo adorable! Why do we love Anderson so? Is it because he’s Out, Proud & carefree?
Speaking of Out & Proud, singer Mario stepped out for a bite to eat “with friends” in NY’s West Village last night. Have I missed that one photo of Mario stepping out anywhere with a female on his arm? I swear Mario is always out “with friends” that never seem to include any females in his circle. I’m just curious…
According to Contactnews.com, Rihanna loves her sexy Glow in the Dark Tour costumes so much she can’t resist taking them home. She says, “I like to push the envelope sometimes. It depends on the mood and the occasion.
“It’s always fun to take some home. Sometimes I get to do that.”.
A surprise witness from Atlanta is expected to testify for the defense at the R. Kelly trial today. The witness arrived in Chicago yesterday afternoon and was hustled away by defense attorneys. The man is expected to dispute a woman’s claims that she engaged in a threesome with Kelly and the young girl at the center of child molestation charges against Kelly.
The girl who was 13 when prosecutors claim she appeared in a video engaging in sex acts with Kelly, has maintained that she is not the girl in the video. But several witnesses have come forward to identify the girl and Kelly as the subjects in the video.
the surprise witness is said to be the boyfriend of a woman who was set to testify against Kelly on Wednesday afternoon. The trial was abruptly halted at noon on Wednesday by Judge Vincent Gaughan before the woman could take the stand to describe a threesome she allegedly had with Kelly and the girl.
CBS 2 reported exclusively Tuesday night that defense attorneys claim the woman was trying to extort money from Kelly with false claims about that sexual threesome and even sought to have her arrested.
The mystery prosecution witness reportedly will claim she got tens of thousands of dollars from Kelly’s people to return a tape of the threesome.
In more Usher news, mobile phone giant Sony Ericsson and Usher announced a new business partnership yesterday in NYC. The few fans Usher has left can choose between uploading exclusive ringtones, wallpapers and pictures to their phones or winning a chance to meet Usher on a video shoot, and getting VIP tickets for a concert.
Usher said he signed the 12 month deal with Sony Ericsson because: “Cellphones are the future. you can’t live life without ’em.” Wow, that’s deep.
Atlanta’s own Queen of Crunk Ciara pays homage to paparazzi and Vogueing in her HAWT new track “Click, Flash”. Unlike a certain beweaveble diva, Ciara at least appreciates the hard work we photographers put in. I love the beat and the chorus! CiCi even spits on this track:
I got my Kodak instamatic,
I grab it and I kick and flash
They grab they camera phones
whenever I be switching pass
So ultra fabulous, my jeans my jeans
They fit me crazy
Them boys be yellin’ out
You’re beautiful, baby!