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Evander Holyfied gets to keep his mansion

According to That Bitch, boxer Evander Holyfield can breathe a sigh of relief this morning. The champ gets to keep his Fayetteville, Georgia mansion after he found two suckers banks willing to extend him credit to cover his delinquent mortgage payments.

Now if only those same banks would pay his exorbitant child support, he could really sleep at night.

Evander quietly picked up two new 5 million mortgages to keep his property off the auction block. Evander says, “I’m not broke. I’m just not liquid. I do feel kind of sad because things have always been positive and now everybody wants to jump on me like I’m the worst person in the world and I went out and blew all my money.” (Source)

Holyfield really needs to take my advice and sell that estate. His boxing days are behind him and as long as he’s stays virile and potent, he’s a target for every skank and hoochie looking for a quick payday.

 

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