Queen Latifah Rides For Obama

Sandra Rose September 25, 2008

Rapper-turned-actress Queen Latifah proudly displayed her endorsement to Sen. Barack Obama in a grand way today. The Jenny Craig spokeswoman has an Obama/Biden plate prominently displayed on the front bumper of her $500,000 Rolls Royce Phantom droptop – the same model singer Keyshia Cole has.

The Queen turned heads as she left a liquor store in Toluca Lake, CA today. But isn’t it a little early to be drinking?

Kymystry

GOOD MOANING .. thats all Auntie does when it comes to Sen. Obama .. MOAN and critize anyone who supports him

Notice .. she didn’t come out of the store with a package in her hands.

and before Charlie Brown gets his thong in a bunch .. the Queen has been in the game a LONG time she’s producing movies and artists as well as still acting and recording…..and can MORE than afford the cost of the Rolls …

smooches !!
Charles

LAWL Queen latifah is about to be broke, i just do not understand why my celebrities(black) waste their money on silly things i hope she is leasing it. and i dont know what keyshia cole was drinking she better take that back to the dealership. SIGHHHHHHHHHHHH and of course she rides for Obama she wants to marry janette parker one of these days
Anna

Kymystry Says:

GOOD MOANING .. thats all Auntie does when it comes to Sen. Obama .. MOAN and critize anyone who supports him

Notice .. she didn’t come out of the store with a package in her hands.

and before Charlie Brown gets his thong in a bunch .. the Queen has been in the game a LONG time she’s producing movies and artists as well as still acting and recording…..and can MORE than afford the cost of the Rolls …

smooches !!
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More things can be purchased at a liquor store than booze.
“Smooches”. You have been watching TvOne(Living Single has been on all week, I love it.
Kymystry

@ Anna .. I have not been watching it .. but every since Ragine spoke her famous tag line .. I’ve been borrowing it..

WOW .. that looks like a bottle of Water in her hand … imagine that …

and even if it Was a bottle of Liquor .. she’s a Grown Azz Woman .. ! ! ! !
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Kym…sometimes I wish I could hug you! LOL…you took the words right out of my mouth!

Anyhoo…WHERE WAS YOU AT, YESTERDAY KYM?

Leavin’ me out here by myself.
ReadTheBlog

Apparently she is not, driving a gas guzzling, ecology destroying phantom.
Naima

How does Keyshia Cole have a phantom? I understand Queen Latifah though, that movie money is way better.
pointhimout

even in atlatna you can rent a luxury car, including a rolls. i’m just not convinced that every celebrity you see in a bentley or rolls actually owns it. i’m just not. who’d waste the money like that?

as for drinking early in the morning; i dont see in bags in her hand, or bottles to her lip. some people like getting their shopping done early in the morning, no matter what it’s for.

sidebar: wheres the clock that indicates it’s morning and not afternoon?
prynsexxx

I really like her shoes. I want them in black, green, red, yellow, gold AND silver.
kwallace577

i highly doubt queen is broke or about to be. she was nominated for an academy award for chicago and won a golden globe too. just b/c she is not rapping anymore does not mean this woman does not have that paper. and isn’t she a covergirl? living single, all the movies….

sorry but i think queen gots that paper.

to answer your question auntie it is never too early to drank…
kwallace577

and before the grammar patrol rolls up on a sista YES i said “drank”….
Kymystry

@ Divine … I am OFF on Wed’s … and My home puter is in ICU .. got a new modem and now my hard drive is corrupted … anywhooo

Heyyyyyy .. I was actually at home wondering what yall was yappin about … i got the Sandra Rose-itis … lol lol
iscream

What’s 2 early to drink? If the damn liquor store is open? Isn’t that an oxymoron..
goat76

I bet she bought some grape Swisher Sweet cigarellos….and some water……
Kymystry

hey goat…

it’s actually a bottle of Fiji Artisian water.. and If you saw her movie Beauty Shop .. there was a porduct placement for the same water in the movie…
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

AND ANYWAY…

If you are on vacation, and feel like drinking in the morning…then do you.

Kick the day off with some spirits. We like to call it “Mouthwash”
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

iscream you be on it. I read you post about Jigga yesterday and you went it. Loved it…
http://www.myspace.com/ckarinwhite ckarinwhite

If you got then do you cause “Er’body ain’t able”…..
goat76

@Kymy……..yeah thats what you see…..I’m talking about whats in her pockets…….I’m a discrete smoker….I don’t need to let everybody see what I’m about to do……The water is a front to throw papz and viewers off….She got plenty of water at home or where ever she staying(You know she ain’t drinking tap water)…….
You maybe right though……..but she bout to go SMOKE da F u c k out…..
http://www.myspace.com/themdivasinc Mimi Renee

And to be exact, what time did Latifah go into the liquor store Sandra?

Like it was said before, you CAN go into the liquor store and buy a regula (yea i said REG-U-LA) drank….i’ve done it before when i had to get some ice for a party and while i was in there, i grabbed myself a cold non-alcoholic beverage
kwallace577

@goat maybe if she were not such a butch she would have a purse. that is where i put my smoking paraphernalia. when i used to partake in that kinda thing….wink wink

and i am off today. and TRUST as soon as the liquor store open (at 11 a.m.) i am rolling up. hard. they know my NAME up in through there. pure ask “how your momma durin??”….
flyqtnva

Go queen. Charles are you serious if anybody got dough its the queen.
goat76

What up cuzin K-Weezy………If she didn’t buy some blunts, I bet she bought some Rubbers………….
kwallace577

now goat why you trying to be funny about queen needing some rubbers. i love me some dana owens but i think we all know she into those “glazed doughnuts…”

you is the one who came up with that phrase. not me.
goat76

I meant Dental Dam…or saran wrap……..
Kymystry

ummmm ahem .. @ kwallace … i had a hand in the doughnut refernece …

now back to our regulary programmed blogging
kwallace577

goat. what am i gonna do with you? you are “crazy in alabama” for dag on sure. you are a MESS.
Kymystry

I said .. i preferred having my Donuts Dunked (dunkin donuts) .. cause krispy kreme was too dang sweet .. and good ole goat .. made it happen from there
kwallace577

and my homie kymystry…you have a hand in summa errythang my dear. but yes now that you have refreshed my memory you DID have a hand in the doughnut glazing.

i’m going to go get dressed now so i can post up at the liqua store. i am having margaritas for lunch today…then i’ma do my homework for class tonight.

don’t ask. cause i know somebody out there is thinking “how that heffa gonna drink AND do homework…”
Kymystry

bring me back a slim jim @ kwallace … lol
goat76

K-Weezy and Kymy……….I ain’t F u c k i n wit ya’ll, trying to get a nigga put in timeout……..That lil burst of doughnut talk got a nigga hungry…….
Kymystry

@ goat … imma need to quit the donuts chats myself .. haven’t been glazed since feb .. and won’t be again until Dec … sighhhh … good times .. good memories
goat76

Yeah I understand……I’m sorry Kymy……

GotDamn..FEB..DEC…………I hope ya boy got a wetsuit & Life preserver cause he gonna drown in all that GLAZE……

Im through……leaving work early for doughnuts….
prynsexxx

Even if it was “morning” there, it was afternoon/evening everywhere else!

Get’cha’ drank on!
Mzsuave

Crazy shyt, Queen is gansta. Last year, I was following my homegirl, who dips a black Benz, to a mansion party in Hollywood. Some how or other, I end up following the exact same Benz, but was wondering why this bytch was dipping so hard, driving through red lights and stops signs, and going through alleys. I was like what is wrong with her, I know she pumped about the mansion party, but shyt, she need to slow down. So I was dipping hard with her. Finally, she stopped in front of some mansion. I pulled up on the side of her, like dayum, this ain’t the right place. She rolled down her window, and it was Dana Owens. She side-eyed me like, “do we have a problem?” I was throwed the whole night, like hellllllllllllll nawwwww! I rolled up on the Queen. That’s why her azz was dipping so hard, she thought someone was out to get her. lmao!…and it was just lil ol’ me! I must have called my homegirl within 2 seconds, crying laughing, telling her what just happened. That was a crazy nite.
Kymystry

Hey MissSuave.. you Dana Elaine is from Jerzy … You Lucky you didn’t get shot … lol …

I loves me some Queen (in a non-lezzy way)
goat76

“do we have a problem?” What they on some Boyz n Da Hood
type s h i t…………..Who’s the woman of the relationship…….
Charles

^^^

MZSuave im glad you like to drink and drive, you are disgusting and should not be proud of that at all. You could have killed someone and ended up in jail you are TRIFLING
Charles

I like how KYM and GOat both didnt notice that girl just typed

“” I was throwed the whole night, like hellllllllllllll nawwwww! ”

Silly girl, i hope they take your license from you
goat76

Shots Fired, Shots Fired…..
goat76

Hey cuz keep my name off your keyboard…..
Mzsuave

Charles….dummy…REREAD IT…AND LET ME KNOW WHERE I SAID THAT I EVEN DRINK. Big dummy
Mzsuave

lol @ Kym. Man, I don’t even know how I end up following Queen. But it was a trip. I was lowkey scared. lol
Kymystry

Charles … [Comment edited: Please, let’s be cordial to one another. ]
Mzsuave

Let me explain something to you, CHARLES since you are so damn concerned…”throwed” is a term used in Cali as tripped out, in disbelief of something, caught off guard. Watch yourself…
Kymystry

MissSuave.. I’m SHOOK and I wasn’t even there … imma have to make a LA gots some family there .. lol
goat76

Kymystry Says:

Charles … go TUCK YO DYCK
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GOTDAMN it must be 2 sides!!!!!!!
Anna

@ prynsexxx Says:

Even if it was “morning” there, it was afternoon/evening everywhere else!

Get’cha’ drank on!
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It’s 5 O’clocke somewhere. And when you are on vacay there is no time limit for anything.
Kymystry

LOL … @ goat … that Lil boy/girl (shim) brings out the worst of my blog side ….
kwallace577

damn! i leave to go to the liqua store and i come back and yall cyberfighting with somebody who tucks their dyck? how yall know charles tuck his dyck? and why he got goat name on the keyboard? i’m going to go blend my margaritas….brb.

mzsuave sista let me find out you rolled up on dana owens? i’m like kym. those jerzey chycks don’t play. my sista almost got our azzes kicked in atlantic city long ago at the casino from some chicks from irvington i think. and hell i WAS scared…no lowkey about it.
Charles

MzSuave i live in California and you just said you were drunk when you were driving and i called you out on it so you got defensive, really cute. Its your life but in my opinion drunk drivers who follow people bumper to bumper in cars needs some help i wish she sould’ve called the cops and they would have done a field sobriety test on you and of course you would have failed. A naive girl like you does drink and you were drunk when you were following the queen who was minding her business…….
Mzsuave

how yall know charles tuck his dyck?
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Because he is a male…..saying things like “you are TRIFLING” enough confirmation that he tucks his dyck.

lol….I swear, I thought she was about to pull out a glock…she was hot about it. But I don’t even know how I ended up following her and not my friend. They had the exact same Benz.
Mzsuave

Charles Says:

MzSuave i live in California and you just said you were drunk when you were driving and i called you out on it so you got defensive, really cute. Its your life but in my opinion drunk drivers who follow people bumper to bumper in cars needs some help i wish she sould’ve called the cops and they would have done a field sobriety test on you and of course you would have failed. A naive girl like you does drink and you were drunk when you were following the queen who was minding her business…….
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Let me explain something, I am not one to cyber fight, it’s pointless. So if you makes you feel any better, you can win this fight. But being that you are so stuck on me, in my post, I did not say that I was drinking nor drunk. Stay off of me. Being that you live in Cali, you should know what “throwed” means. I’M DONE WITH YOU.
Kymystry

Dang… i too am a jersey gurl .. and my cute lady smith and wesson STAYS with me … and I’m like You MissSuave .. I don’t DRANK either… I likes to have a clear head when i aiming for dead center mass…
Charles

@KYM

I like how you are so unoriginal and cant come up with your own insults, i wasnt insulting the girl or attacking her just putting it out there that she was “throwd” and was driving around chasing a car(not regular behavior) she clearly was under the influence and like a liar she denies it. She should be a WOMAN and keep it real and say she messed up
Kymystry

Charles … I don’t match wits with an unarmed opponent .. please move on ..

smooches
goat76

Damn Charlie B….did you forget to change your ManPon……
U MAD………
kwallace577

okay okay i love the way kym and goat came to mzsuave’s aid. and now i see the problem…..

(whispering) ~charles is crazy yall~

i’m going back to my corner to drink my spirits before my kids get here. and i will be driving. later on today. yep after i have had a nap. so take THAT for what it is worth. it very well may be disgusting but i won’t drive if i feel it is putting me and others in danger.

peace!
Mzsuave

Lol @ Charles….I hope you getting paid for this
Charles

Im not fighting just pointing out your stalkerish and alcohol filled actions, you goat and kym are the ones trying to attack me and falling miserably. drunk Driving is not a joke and you are lucky someone(YOU) didn’t end up dead that day…. And you don’t have to give up you could keep going and you would never win, i could s**T on you with such ease and grace.
kwallace577

manpon. priceless. that is even better than tucking! LMBAO
Mzsuave

Thanks, SR Fam…Kym, Goat, Kwallace….it is obvious he has some issues that needs to be resolved outside of the cyberworld. See you in the next post…
Kymystry

HE-larious … man-pon … imma have to borrow that goat … ha ha ha ha ha ha ah aha ha ha
Charles

Lord and Sandra forgive me for this.

@KYM Bitch why dont you do your job and stop being a lazy scrubb thats why your ass is overweight and single trying to hate on someone. Thats why your ass will always be alone you probably got kids too by someone you dont even know, dumb heifer tuck your mannish dick you nappy headed ho

@Goat who are you are you even relevant to me, i have more intelligence in my urine than you could ever hope for. Thats why your dumbass is stuck on me and keep addressing me and im not even mentioning your lame ass, you lame like the stillborn child you should have been.

@mzsuave You a hot mess drinking in driving, get tested boo cuz sleeping with all those DL men is going to get you HIV/AIDS if your uneducated ass even knows what that is. Nasty girl with your lacefront weave looking a hot mess with those wal-mart sunglasses in your beat up cheap car. LAWL stay in debt heifer
Kymystry

WOW … don’t be mad Twoine .. don’t be mad …

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
kwallace577

charles: you left me out! call me out too! i DID say you was crazy as a bed bug….if you gonna go all out then go for it.
Kymystry

i’m still laffin … thats hot tranny mess … hahahahahahahah
kwallace577

@kym i can see him snapping and rolling his neck and the whole 9 yards trying to cyber read yall! LMBAO.
http://www.myspace.com/hune916 HunE916

OH HELL TO THE NAH!

WTF is Charles on? Do I need to call the fam and who-ride on this n!gga!?

Sandra, I feel a banning coming on!
kwallace577

who-ride and throwed.

that is that cali shyt for you AZZ.
http://www.myspace.com/hune916 HunE916

WEST SIDE!
http://www.myspace.com/hune916 HunE916

BTW… I don’t think “throwed” is a “Cali” word… I really don’t even know what that means.
Sounds like some dirty South slang. (I thought I first heard that term on Usher’s ‘Confessions’)
Kymystry

OK .. i’ve FINALLY stopped laffin at MAN-pon …whewwww lawd
goat76

Don’t know where it came from…. Throwed made famous in Texas…Down South…..It can mean, not thinking clearly….wether its, from dranking, sipping, smoking…..our a nigga just thinking about other s h i t….
Kymystry

I remember saying someone was “throwed off” when I was younger …
kwallace577

and i always thought it was cali bred. thanx goat and hunE for the background. i am mad kym been off in tha corna laughing her head off all that time!

but yes charles has been off his meds or sumnthin….
katgirl33

Hey Charles….

Did you notice Sandra altered one of your posts???

Looks like you’re well on your way to being ousted from the family…..

Slow your road money!
prynsexxx

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

@ THIS WHOLE POST

Folks misreading posts and whatnot, snappin necks and all that “good good”.

I say “Get’em”!
prynsexxx

One word:

FIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Now carry on.
http://www.myspace.com/hune916 HunE916

Well, regardless, ya boy better chill the fluck out! I’m a light-weight internet detective (I’m liable to find out all kinda of sh!t about a mo fo). Don’t have me trace this fool’s IP address and take a ride.
http://www.myspace.com/ckarinwhite ckarinwhite

This is starting to look like one of those 100+ comment posts!…
http://www.myspace.com/hune916 HunE916

I’m down for the Queen getting 100+!
Kymystry

hey HunE … that Shim is on Dope and Dog food … LOL
Mzsuave

Get ’em HunE…do what you do

I’m threw with him, he is another one added to my list of people that irritates my soul.
Mzsuave

lawd…dope and dog food….hahhahhahahah
katgirl33

Yeah C(karinwhite),

Somebody gon get throwed out the family today…..

I wanna know where it say she was drunk when she thought she was trailing her girl to the party, and it ended up being QL.
http://www.myspace.com/hune916 HunE916

I ain’t got time for him now. I’m shopping on Gilt. c o m
I can’t shop on-line, drink & drive, and fight at the same time!
Mzsuave

^5 Katgirl…thanks
Kymystry

^5 katgirl … R.I.F .. reading IS fundamental … or in his case .. NOT Reading is just phuckin MENTAL .
http://www.myspace.com/ckarinwhite ckarinwhite

Sandra says:

[Comment edited: Please, let’s be cordial to one another.]

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(instigating)…Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!…You got in trouble!!!!!!!!…tee..hee…hee….
http://www.myspace.com/hune916 HunE916

Sandra needs to edit Charles’ comments too! He was WAY outta line!
Kymystry

Auntie .. I was just repeating what he/she/it has said to others on many of posts .. but it’s all good …
goat76

@Katgirl………..He misunderstood Mzsuave when she said “I was throwed for the rest of the night” or something like that…….but who knows his piss is smarter than me..let him tell it….
prynsexxx

Yall know yall got exactly 3 months til Christmas rolls around. I don’t have time to sit and weigh my options of gas or gifts. Food and lights or gifts. I’ve made my decision………………

@MsSuave – you wouldn’t happen to be “throwed” on the job right now would you? Cause I’m “throwed” at how somebody mixed up the meaning of you drinking and driving and being “throwed”(confused)as to how you rolled up on QL. It seems like everybody got the post but that one lil person.
Anna

I had one word for Charles yesterday. Ouch.

I can’t believe he made it this far.
Kymystry

This is from the “Moring Wood” post about Mileys boyfriend

Charles Says:

To all my haters, do what i told ciara to do,

TUCK YO DICK

…..

turn about IS fair play Auntie …

he opened the avenues Up for a disccusion of dyck tucking .. i was just returing his words back to him

smooches
prynsexxx

#93 said:

his piss is smarter than me
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And any dummy knows that you piss, piss OUT. Talk about your intelligence going down the toilet.
http://www.myspace.com/hune916 HunE916

Where’d he go?

Hmm…must be untucking….
Kymystry

SCREAMMMMINNN @ HunE
kwallace577

i think charles got banned’d.
Charles

You know what if i get banned so be it i enjoy this website and all of yalls comments but i interpreted it to mean she had been drinking and driving and that is SERIOUS and its sad to see no one else thinks so. If i was wrong than i was wrong only she knows none of you. And i wouldn’t attack you all if you all would not attack me!!!!
Mzsuave

His ass done messed around and got banned
Kymystry

Awwww Twoine got mad yall …
Kymystry

Mzsuave Says:

Crazy shyt, Queen is gansta. Last year, I was following my homegirl, who dips a black Benz, to a mansion party in Hollywood. Some how or other, I end up following the exact same Benz, but was wondering why this bytch was dipping so hard, driving through red lights and stops signs, and going through alleys. I was like what is wrong with her, I know she pumped about the mansion party, but shyt, she need to slow down. So I was dipping hard with her. Finally, she stopped in front of some mansion. I pulled up on the side of her, like dayum, this ain’t the right place. She rolled down her window, and it was Dana Owens. She side-eyed me like, “do we have a problem?” I was throwed the whole night, like hellllllllllllll nawwwww! I rolled up on the Queen. That’s why her azz was dipping so hard, she thought someone was out to get her. lmao!…and it was just lil ol’ me! I must have called my homegirl within 2 seconds, crying laughing, telling her what just happened. That was a crazy nite.

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Charles Says:

^^^

MZSuave im glad you like to drink and drive, you are disgusting and should not be proud of that at all. You could have killed someone and ended up in jail you are TRIFLING

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Charles Says:

I like how KYM and GOat both didnt notice that girl just typed

“” I was throwed the whole night, like hellllllllllllll nawwwww! ”

Silly girl, i hope they take your license from you
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YET WE ATTACKED SHIM FIRST ? ? ?

A-FRIGGIN-MAZING
http://www.myspace.com/ckarinwhite ckarinwhite

Good Lawd!..We done reach 100 comments on a post about Queen Latifah representing Obama/Biden, while driving in a Rolls and going to the liquor store in the morning!…
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

WTF…WHY DID I MISS ALL OF THIS?

Charles has finally done it.

Doesn’t he act like Eugene on the Steve Harvey Morning show? Ya’ll know who I”m talkin about
Mzsuave

The thing is Charles, I told you from the beginning that I don’t drink. You asked for it, bruh. Being disrespectful, showing out, all for what??? Now you left looking like a fool.
http://www.myspace.com/hune916 HunE916

[Bell & whistles sound- Confetti & balloons falls]

“Congratulations, Queen Latifah! You’ve reached 100 comments on Sandra Rose! Chuck, tell her what she’s won!”

“Well, Queen, after you finish getting throwed off of your Fiji Artisian water and grape Swisher Sweet cigarellos- you’ll be joined by Angela Simmons in her low-budget Porche that Bow-Wow didn’t buy her and whisked away to Mississippi!

Where you will arrive at Old Mis and take the place of John “I’m Full of Sh!t, but Sandra Loves Me” McCain and the presidential debate.

Once you say something nice about a broke down crip wedding, you will be whisked off to a private party for T.I. and Tiny [at an undisclosed location]. You will be welcomed with a big ass Louis Bag full of plastic knuckle rings and some other ugly sh!t Rihanna & Solange wears! You will party down with all the top B-list celebrities- Monica, Rocko, and the daughter of that one chick who was on that one show with Bill Cosby!

Finally, you will have the honor of untucking Charles, bending him over, and kicking him in the ass with them fly Birkenstocks you’re rocking.

All courtesy of Sandra Rose!”
Kymystry

______________________________________________________________________________________ CLEAR ___________________________

__________________________ dead ____________________________ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

I’m actually impressed with Charles today. Usually his posts look like those puzzles where the first and last letter of the word are correct. But, the rest is effed up.

HATED IIIIITTT!

He is finally spell checking, ladies!

Let’s give him 2 snaps in a circle!
Kymystry

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA @ Divine .. clutch the pearls … he used spell check
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Finally, you will have the honor of untucking Charles, bending him over, and kicking him in the ass with them fly Birkenstocks you’re rocking.

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OMG….HunE YOU NEED TO TAKE THIS TO THE STAGE!
prynsexxx

MzSuave for the sake of Hooked On Phonics and all that is Good (Sandra Rose dot com) and Evil (Charles) we gonna re-word that one phase so that ppl who are NOT on the same level of maturity can understand:

So here goes:

“I was throwed the whole night, like hellllllllllllll nawwwww!”

*****AMENDED VERSION***************

“I was confused, outdone and in disbelief the whole night like, Oh my God, I just had an encounter with Queen Latifah. Freaking amazing!”

Hope this clears things up.
Anna

@ Bell & whistles sound- Confetti & balloons falls]

“Congratulations, Queen Latifah! You’ve reached 100 comments on Sandra Rose! Chuck, tell her what she’s won!”

“Well, Queen, after you finish getting throwed off of your Fiji Artisian water and grape Swisher Sweet cigarellos- you’ll be joined by Angela Simmons in her low-budget Porche that Bow-Wow didn’t buy her and whisked away to Mississippi!

Where you will arrive at Old Mis and take the place of John “I’m Full of Sh!t, but Sandra Loves Me” McCain and the presidential debate.

Once you say something nice about a broke down crip wedding, you will be whisked off to a private party for T.I. and Tiny [at an undisclosed location]. You will be welcomed with a big ass Louis Bag full of plastic knuckle rings and some other ugly sh!t Rihanna & Solange wears! You will party down with all the top B-list celebrities- Monica, Rocko, and the daughter of that one chick who was on that one show with Bill Cosby!

Finally, you will have the honor of untucking Charles, bending him over, and kicking him in the ass with them fly Birkenstocks you’re rocking.

All courtesy of Sandra Rose!”
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You are nuts, but of course not in a “Chuck” way.
http://www.myspace.com/hune916 HunE916

“I did it, two tears in a bucket, f*ck it, lets take it to the stage!”
prynsexxx

*crying* FOR REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mzsuave

Hahahah…thanks Prynn…that cleared all possible confusion and anyone still left confused. ‘Ppreciate it, love.
kwallace577

yall is crazy crazy crazy. i don’t get this kind of comedic interaction at work, with my homies, my fam, nowhere. this is one of a kind….
katgirl33

DivineBrown Says:

Let’s give him 2 snaps in a circle!

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…………………… snap snap……………………..

There you go Charles. How come everybody knew what she meant by “throwed”, except you?
Kymystry

ok .. i can breeve now .. I was lookin for an inhaler .. and i don’t even have asthma …

woooooooooo LaWD .. we have some comedic talent up in HERE !
http://www.myspace.com/themdivasinc Mimi Renee

HunE you are RIDICULOUS!!!!!! Thank you for passing the time away at my job!!!
I am on the floor and I need the ambulance to come pick me up, LOOOOLLLLL!!!!
katgirl33

I know kwallace….
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don’t get this kind of comedic interaction at work, with my homies, my fam, nowhere. this is one of a kind…”

That’s why Sandra Rose is the only online family I got!

You only need one!
http://www.myspace.com/themdivasinc Mimi Renee

“You will be welcomed with a big ass Louis Bag full of plastic knuckle rings and some other ugly sh!t Rihanna & Solange wears!”
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Dammit i can’t breathe! Why it got to be a big ol Louis bag full of knuckle rings??? ROTFLLLLL
Mzsuave

Yall crazy…*passing drinks to errybody…Kym, you and I will be drinking apple juice* *extra drink for you HunE* Bottoms up!
Kymystry

@ MissSuave .. WHY did I just get Pit Bull lookin Eve in my head .. saying .. WHO DRANK MY AAAAAAPLE JUICE !!!
candi21

Whats going on in here. Ladies dont feed the animal.
Mzsuave

@Kym….hahhahaha….that’s because you got issues. *dead* @ Pit bull looking Eve….my stomach hurts laffin’ at that
kwallace577

i’m glad i ain’t at work today. the YT’s would be lookn at me all crazy for laughing my azz off. and miss roz the old black lady would be mad at me. she is a slave to the establishment and thinks i practice bad work behavior…whew i can laff and drink at home.
candi21

Thats a clean MOFUin ride Latifah is pushing. I still cant imagine spending 500k on a car though, must be nice..

I miss everything, yall been cutting up in here huh !!???
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Charles “Tuck yo’ D” Jankins seems to have run off! Damn shame…it was just getting started!

*apple juice*…you better put some apple flavored bacardi in mine…
Kymystry

@ candi .. ————-> THEY been cuttin up .. I ain’t been doin NUFFIN …
Anna

katgirl33 Says:

DivineBrown Says:

Let’s give him 2 snaps in a circle!

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…………………… snap snap……………………..

There you go Charles. How come everybody knew what she meant by “throwed”, except you?

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I figured Charles was white(he used the word “yalls). He was the only one who questioned you on it. From the white side of me I can only think that Charles thought “throwed” was you throwing up. On a real note. PPL thanks for introducing Charles to spell check. I don’t have one but you can figure out what I type.
Charles

I love my Haters

BTW did you notice Queen Latifahs Parking Job, HORRID!
http://www.myspace.com/themdivasinc Mimi Renee

@ kwallace….i had a roz at my job but she looked like Shirley from that show “Whats Happenin”.
goat76

Damn I leave work and come home and ya’ll dun tore up the house…………..
Damn HunE…..cuzin K-weezy, Kymy, Mzsuave………Ya’ll my ninjas….Ya’ll killt dat nigga….
Kymystry

ohhhhh goat gettin ready to make the donuts …

time to glaze the donuts … lol
prynsexxx

#136 said:

ohhhhh goat gettin ready to make the donuts …

time to glaze the donuts … lol
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Don’t be fooled, goat know he going to sit on that couch and make a five fingered chocolate covered banana covered in confectioners sugar glaze. With a wet cotton “napkin” aka a “hot soapy wash cloth” and hand sanitizer on the side. Don’t trip.

LOL j/k
kwallace577

@ mimi my roz look like harriet tubman she so dayum OLD.

“you shuldnt be talkn to dem white folks like dat”

she 1958 and i am 2008.

i’m like “FLUCK dem YT’s”

when we had layoffs she came to my desk and said “i can’t believe YOU still here…as much smack as you talk to your boss lady”

just an aunt thomisina. i can’t wait til the time roll around til she LEAVE every day.
kwallace577

@goat cuz he got what he seemed like he was asking for….that is what i am gonna call him from now on.

“tuck” like the turtle on the cartoon “wonder pets”
goat76

@kymy….Yeah, I like to get’em real glazed up, and then kreme fill’em

@prynsexxx……..ya’ll dun ran Charles “TYD” Jankins up outta here and jumpin on me…….I can take jokes…….but 4real….How can you know somebody else when you don’t know yourself…..Now play wit it………

@cuzin K-weezy……..Man he got whole bunch of new names today I like the one DivineBrown gave him Charles “Tuck yo’ Dyck” Jankins
http://www.myspace.com/ckarinwhite ckarinwhite

HunE916 Says:

[Bell & whistles sound- Confetti & balloons falls]

“Congratulations, Queen Latifah! You’ve reached 100 comments on Sandra Rose! Chuck, tell her what she’s won!”

“Well, Queen, after you finish getting throwed off of your Fiji Artisian water and grape Swisher Sweet cigarellos- you’ll be joined by Angela Simmons in her low-budget Porche that Bow-Wow didn’t buy her and whisked away to Mississippi!

Where you will arrive at Old Mis and take the place of John “I’m Full of Sh!t, but Sandra Loves Me” McCain and the presidential debate.

Once you say something nice about a broke down crip wedding, you will be whisked off to a private party for T.I. and Tiny [at an undisclosed location]. You will be welcomed with a big ass Louis Bag full of plastic knuckle rings and some other ugly sh!t Rihanna & Solange wears! You will party down with all the top B-list celebrities- Monica, Rocko, and the daughter of that one chick who was on that one show with Bill Cosby!

Finally, you will have the honor of untucking Charles, bending him over, and kicking him in the ass with them fly Birkenstocks you’re rocking.

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Your are so silly!…ROTFL…
http://myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

He’s been getting my nerves for a hot minute now….

I see him up there trying to change the subject!

Charles “Tuck yo nuts” Jankins…
prynsexxx

Word for the day “TYD” as in

Charles “tyd” his nutsack up, all while tuckin’ his dyck.
http://www.myspace.com/themdivasinc Mimi Renee

@ kwallace….dang Harriet Tubman?? Thats ancient old.

Let me find out its 1910 at your job cuz she talkin like the yt people are gonna start whipping us again. “hush now gal, don’t let the masssa heah you speak like dat no mo, be grateful fa yo job u lil colored gurl”
kwallace577

@mimi renee YES. EXACTLY that is why we call her h.tubman. she has been here at the newspaper for 37 YEARS. she used to work down in the press then about 20 years ago she went and got some kind of office certificate from comm. college and got a desk job. OMG.

about 5-6 years ago we thought she was gonna FINALLY retire. she was gone with her husband (who ended up dying) for about a month. but NO this heffa come back PART TIME. me and a few others try to stay pleasant b/c she IS our elder, but the other black folks around the office are just skrait disrespectful almost to her. but i can see why sometimes. she is annoying as all hell.
candycane

dayum, it gotta be an argument up in her somewhere, 100+ comments about La.

It’s good to have money, you can be in some tired azz shorts, t-shirt, sandals and hope yo’ azz in a fly azz Bently

Give it to em Queen (you got it)
Give it to em Queen (Latifah)

Now let me read through all these posts to see where the drama started.
candycane

^^ an argument up in HERE……….. up in her sounds nasty whoops
kwallace577

@candycane…it all started when i left to go to the liqua store….but huneE ended it quick fast and in a hurry talking about gathering the fam for a who ride! but by that time we had already taken off our earrings and was at walmart buying vaseline.

anyway he gone now.
Kymystry

kwallace .. i asked for a slim jim from the likka sto
kwallace577

sorry kymy. our liqua store is waaay diff. from the ones in ATL. we have no snacks, no sodas, just liquor. we don’t even sell beer/wine at our liquor stores either. just the hard stuff. you want beer, wine, slim jims you gotta go to the gas station or to the grocery store. and our liquor store closes MAD early. some as early as 7 p.m. the others all closed by 9 p.m.

i have been at the liqa store in ATL at dayum near midnight before. here if you don’t have your act together by 8:45 you are SHORT.
Kymystry

wow .. shows u how much i know about likka stores … I suffer from insomnia from time to time .. my uncle told me to go get some sangria .. i said i don’t know where the likka store is .. all i see around here are gas stations and package stores (im outside the “A”) .. my uncle said .. Fool the package store IS the likka store … hahahahahaha
candycane

Well dayum all that because Charles didnt understand Ms. Suave’s slang?? After multiple posts back and forth he says he didnt realize throwed didnt mean drunk. I can see him being confused, not everyone is up on slang, but dayum she said she wasnt drunk and doesnt drink and dude STILLLLLL called her a drunk, still said she was drinking. I’m pretty sure she was with herself when it happened so she would know better than Charles would if she was drunk or not.

I think he’s one of those “trolls” that just likes to start internet ish cause he’s got nothing better to do.
goat76

All ya’ll crazy(in agood way) Don’t want to start nothin…..yeah candycane you missed it….he even came at me side-ways for no reason….And HunE she came through and rearranged all the furniture……..I Luv all my cuzins in here……

TYD,TYD,TYD,TYD,TYD,TYD,TYD,TYD,
karaz

Clearly somebody peed in Charles’ cheerios this morning… y’all are a trip

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