Scarlet Fierce – Put a Donut On It

[DISCLAIMER: I did not Photoshop this image. I found it on the Beyawnce Stan board. One of her delusional Stans posted this pic over there. So don’t put this on me :)]

It seems Beyonce’s alter ego promo campaign featuring Sasha Face is a total flop! Next time bey, try a little originality.

I know, I know, originality is soooo 80s.

The Who is Sasha Fierce? campaign has been given the thumbs down by weary Internet citizens, with a lackluster response to a series of teaser promos for upcoming double album titled ‘I Am… Sasha Fierce’.

That didn’t stop Beyonce’s over-eager explanation of her supposedly covert new identity: “I have someone else that takes over when it’s time for me to work and when I’m on stage, this alter ego that I’ve created that kind of protects me and who I really am,” she said in a statement.

“Sasha Fierce is the fun, more sensual, more aggressive, more outspoken side and more glamorous side that comes out when I’m working and when I’m on the stage.”

Right… let’s hope the album is good, Beyonce, and all is forgiven. (Source)

BLACKBARBIE404

BIG GIRL DOING THE DAMN THANG!

GOOD MORNING FAM!
http://www.myspace.com/rayne215 spongebobfan

…….or is that photoshop
Anna

photoshop or not. Too damn funny!
MUNCHOSGIRL

NO WORDS!
Mspeng

It’s photoshop…It’s the same Beyonce pic just made waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay fatter.
MUNCHOSGIRL

http://blogs.bet.com/music/soundOff/husband-wife/
SASHA FIERCE AT WORK!
ReadTheBlog

I’m sorry, where’s the humor?
kalvonel

Good Morn’n! LMAO!!! thanks for the early AM laugh Sandra!
kwallace577

coffee came outta my nose. i hit refresh to see if sandra posted something new. she posted something alright.

gm fam.
http://www.myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Heeeeerrrrrmoooooossssaaaa…

Hermosa will bust up in this piece GOIN OFF. I won’t have to say a GAT DAMN thang!
prynsexxx

#7 said:

I’m sorry, where’s the humor?
_________________________________________

My exact thoughts were “I don’t get it, did I miss something?”

Will somebody clue me in. This just went over my head and I don’t get confused that often.
prynsexxx

I know one thing, if Sandra trying to take a jab at the big girl population, they are going to come in here and tear you a new coochie hole. Wait for it.
http://www.myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

I knew this wasn’t photoshopped, her inner thigh black would me black as hell from rubbin together all her life!
Caron02

Hateraid early in the a.m. Sandy is not a good look? (LOL)
http://myspace.com/themdivasinc Mimi Renee

ummm was this supposed to be funny? cuz it’s not

and sandra, i know you got better things to post than this corny mess.
licia

this is a funny picture .

i am in no way a beyonce fan, but from what i have seen and read her alter ego thing has been getting good reviews from other blogs and websites . people are eating up this sasha fierce crap . especially the fans .
http://myspace.com/diva_mama2 DivaMama

Photoshop at work.. good job, Sandra!

I happen to be a Beyonce fan and I like the concept of the alter ego, regardless of who did it before her. As stated before, her fans know that Sasha existed from the beginnings of Bey.

Good Morning Fam!
prynsexxx

Is it true that she is no longer going by the name Beyonce and she changed it to Sasha Fierce or is she just doing this for this project. I’ve always known about Sasha. But I need to be clear that she is NOT totally changing her name and going by Sasha Fierce only. I got some money and dinner ridin’ on this. LOL
MUNCHOSGIRL

prynsexxx, NO IT’S NOT TRUE. PEOPLE JUST TOOK THE SASHA FIERCE THING AND RAN WITH IT AS USUSAL. SHE PERFORMED LAST NIGHT AT JAY’S CONCERT, HE SAID GIVE IT UP ONE TIME FOR BEYONCE, NOT SASHA FIERCE!

http://blogs.bet.com/music/soundOff/husband-wife/
MZN

This is too corny…
http://myspace.com/themdivasinc Mimi Renee

@ prynsexxx, i was reading the statement she made about how she wants to be known as Sasha Fierce now. but im confused…are we no longer calling her Beyonce? i mean is she pullin a move like Prince..The Artist Formerly Known As Beyonce?? cuz she worked hard to establish the brand we know as Beyonce so to change your name to Sasha Fierce is tard like behavior.
http://MYSPACE.COM/ERIKAMAGALY hermosa

Divine Brown. . .I’m here!!!

1. I like how Sandra categorizes this post in the “no one cares” file. Note to Sandra: you care, with your hourly Beyonce hate updates!

2. “Sasha Fierce is totally a flop…”
To who? Bc Sasha ain’t new. And just bc Sandra don’t like it, don’t mean it’s a flop. The cd hasn’t even come out yet and Sandra is calling it a flop. Isn’t “If I were a boy” #1 on itunes? Yup, sure is!

3. Sandra should be in the Dave Chapelle comedy sketch . . .The haters club. BC she be on Beyonce hate all day.

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!

And lastly. . .

4. Photoshopping Beyonce to look like a big girl is pretty sad, to tell you the truth. Honestly, it just lets the world see how much Sandra hate B and what extents she will go to dim her spotlight. Nevertheless, she still looks good, try harder Sandra.

HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE!

IM DONE!
http://myspace.com/tamarlese Peachizz

Sandra, Sandra Sandra
I get it on “No News Dayz” It’s Beat Up On Beyonce’ Dayz”
http://myspace.com/diva_mama2 DivaMama

LOL @ hermosa! Tell her!
http://myspace.com/tamarlese Peachizz

@DivineBrown
Girl I was watching ATL Housewives, NeNe busted out “Tardy for the Party” ROFLMAO……
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

@ hermosa:
I did not Photoshop that pic. I found it on the Beyawnce Stan board. Someone over there Photoshopped it and they created a post laughing at Bey. Which goes to show that even her Stans are tired of her.
MUNCHOSGIRL

NO, SANDRA ACTUALLY IT WAS A BRITNEY SPEARS FAN WHO MADE IT. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO JUST “BORROW” THE PICTURE AND NOT READ THE TEXT?
http://www.myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

ROTFLMAO…@Peachizz! Tardy for the Party is a hit!

When she heard that song for the first time…I DIED!

PEACHIZZ…DID YOU NOTICE ALL THE SUDDEN AFTER NENE CLOWNED HER TALL HEADED AZZ…IT WAS “Why am I being loyal to Nene? Sheree’ doesn’t hate”…blah blah blah.

She actually said “This is like high school”…

oooohhh….the 30,000 dollar mistake? UMMMMMM, Deshaun…WTF?
coaretained

boooooo.. next!
http://myspace.com/tamarlese Peachizz

@Divine
Yes girl Kim is a mess( In Nene voice) they can have eaach other)
Girl, I was like what was the Event Planner thinking inviting all them people to her house(no cover charge). I can’t fault Deshawn(her hearts in the right place.
Classic Show i hope they get another season….
http://myspace.com/tamarlese Peachizz

… Shree don’t hate cause Shree gonna use that girl up I can see it now. Kim looks as if she ios looking for acceptance.
http://www.myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

girl, did you see that part where Kim said to Sheree’…we look alike? Then she asked Sheree’…have you always been beautiful? BEETCH IF YOU DON’T GET THE PHUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THIS PETTY CONVO? I lost it

I think she is taking Valium and it’s affecting her vision.

I love this show…I hope Nene goes in.

OH YEA….NENE DID HER OWN SONG ABOUT KIM’S REAL AGE!!!!!!!!!
licia

i am starting to like nene. i didn’t at first . i only liked the fact that she handles her kids the right way and wants better for them . now i like everything about her. is see the realness that alot of other people spoke of. kim and big poppa are working my last dang nerve. won’t even comment on sheree.

am i the only one who loves the gay dude that nene talks to ? he is hilarious.
iscream

I don’t find this funny….

But I did break down & watch 106 & park yesterday to see if her video (since she got 2 out @ one time) was on there. I saw the last 5 video’s and neither of hers was on it. Ciara was # 1 go CiCi…

On the Billboard charts I didn’t see her single in the top 10, 20 or even 30 she was # 59 with If I was a boy that only peaked @ #39. So whomever said she had a # 1 song lied.

I don’t know if it was the shyting on her fans after marrying Jay Z (who I heard she preformed with lastnight) but she is NOT popping like she use to.
MUNCHOSGIRL

US
1.If I Were a Boy
Beyoncé

2.Womanizer
Britney Spears
3. You’re Not Sorry
Taylor Swift
4. Live Your Life (feat. Rihanna)
T.I.
5. So What
P!nk
6. Hot N Cold
Katy Perry
7. Let It Rock
Kevin Rudolf & Lil Wayne
8. Right Now (Na Na Na)
Akon
9. I’m Yours
Jason Mraz
10. Whatever You Like
T.I.

COMPREHENSION IS THE KEY ISCREAM, THEY SAID ITUNES BOO.
http://myspace.com/tamarlese Peachizz

^^^ MUNCHOSGIRL For posting that chart, you might be in hot water..
http://MYSPACE.COM/ERIKAMAGALY hermosa

@ MUNCHOSGIRL

Thank you very much. . .
iscream

@ Munch Well for a Star of Beyonce status I would think she would be # 1 on more than itunes…

& watch ur mouth when addressing me I’m not a teenie bopper and I comprehend very well. I comprehend that Beyonce has fallen off. I comprehend that by popular demand that people aren’t really feeling her like that anymore. But most of all I comprehend that even though she released TWO video’s neither of them made the top 5 of a popular video show. I’m not a Beyonce hater which is why I took the time to see how she was doing on the charts and where her video stands. Fall back stan, fall back.
http://www.myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

licia…I LOOOOOVE THAT GUY!

He is a dope azz hair stylist! and crazy as hell!

When he said…if you gon be fat, you might as well be a fat happy beetch.

(Talking about the damn pastry…I hollered)

He needs to slow it up on the damn nose jobs tho.
http://www.myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

People tend to think their personal opinion of Beyonce is actually the reality of her fame, fortune and talent.

2 singles is no indication of falling off.

Should we post the album sales of B-DAY? That was her last album. And a much more realistic measure of falling off OR LACK THERE OF!
iscream

So this is where the housewife talk has been going on… NeNe needs her own show. & Kim was sweating Sharee like she wanted to lick her twat. & did anybody peep she said she got butt implants… gross!
http://www.myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

^^^^^^^ WHO GOT BUTT IMPLANTS???? STOP PLAYING!!!!!!!

Kim is crackhead and she is mad because Nene clowned her singing!

AND YES NENE NEEDS HER OWN SHOW! I’D WATCH!
licia

DivineBrown Says:

licia…I LOOOOOVE THAT GUY!

He is a dope azz hair stylist! and crazy as hell!

When he said…if you gon be fat, you might as well be a fat happy beetch.

(Talking about the damn pastry…I hollered)

He needs to slow it up on the damn nose jobs tho.

^^ i agree the plastic surgery is really bad for him. he might have been a nice looking man before all that . i was rolling when he told nene and her son that he was a brother and don’t make him drop his pants to show it .boy he was sharp as a tack in that all white suit .
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

Greetings @ all … Happy Wed!

@ prynn & Readtheblog … I totally didn’t get it either
http://myspace.com/iyonah iyonah

“MUNCHOSGIRL Says:

NO, SANDRA ACTUALLY IT WAS A BRITNEY SPEARS FAN WHO MADE IT. HOW ARE YOU GOING TO JUST “BORROW” THE PICTURE AND NOT READ THE TEXT?”

^^^
She has a habit of doing this/that.
Sharonda

So wrong.
iscream

Kim said she got her butt, breast & hair.. Done. So I assumed that meant butt implants.

@ divinebrown I don’t need to see her last sales bc that will only prove my point of why her releasing 2 singles she should be on top. Britney S who didn’t even promote her last cd is doing better than Bey right now. My personal feelings does not effect billboard charts. # 59 is not a good standing for a Beyonce. Ask Usher, lol. He is suffering the same pain. Last album HUGE this album…..

& this is the last comment I will make on her album sales because I see you stans can’t see thru your rose colored glasses.
MUNCHOSGIRL

ISCREAM, 106 & PARK IS NOT WHAT DETERMINES A HIT! I DON’T EVEN WATCH THE SHOW LIKE I USED TO. I WATCHED MAYBE 4 TIMES THIS YEAR. SHE WON’T BE ON THE CHARTS UNTIL NEXT WEEK,THE REAL CHARTS THAT COUNT, YOU KNOW, BILLBOARD. I STICK BY MY COMPREHENSION STATEMENT AS WELL. THE ORIGINAL POSTER SAID, #1 ON ITUNES, YOU CAN’T GO WRONG, THE STATEMENT COULDN’T BE CONFUSED. YOU WANT TO SEE BEYONCE ON TELEVISION CHARTS, GO TO MTV, MTV2, AND VH1.
Candi Apple

Actually the big girl in the picture looks kinda sexy. She has no cellulite, her fat looks like toned muscle and she doesn’t have rolls of fat. The Britney fan site just made proved Beyonce is a looker. They tried to make it appear the fat is ugly and it backfired.

I am more upset that this came from a white site and that the prejudice of the site was not addressed. The picture is not bothersome the subliminal message is. The hate was turned onto Bey when the White Site should have been addressed as racist. After all these years they still can turn us against each other damn shame.

To Britney fans— Beyonce has never been a drug infested, sex crazed, Bi-polar, non-maternal, HIV carrier
iscream

I said I wasn’t but the all CAPS is taking me there.

You keep YELLING comprehension… & then followed it up with she won’t be on Billboard till next week. Did you not see I said her single if I was a boy has been on there for two weeks and came in at # 39 (I think I know it was 30 something) & its now at 59. Instead of climbing up its falling down. & if 106 & park is not important then why in the hell did she go on there to promote? Oh you don’t watch so I guess as a stan you didn’t know that. & had her video been # 1 you would’ve been making it out to be the word of God. Like you’re doing with itunes. MTV? I wish I would. I don’t watch video’s. (But I bet Brit is killing MTV right now) I said I only watched that time to see where Ms. Bey was at bc the charts were not in her favor.

If you stop yelling and read what I actually said from jump you would see aint nobody trying to hate on your Goddess Beyonce. I just stated facts she is not doing the way she did it.
shintrell

@ Candi Apple
Can you please explain to me why it’s racist? Mean, yes. But, I think racist is a little far fetched.

@ Iscream
Just give it up girl. Them stans can go all day.
only1fe

#43…. he is a hairstylist? oh really i thought he was just a stylist. not the whole shabang.
iscream

@ candiapple I know. I feel like I just played myself stooping to that level. It just pissed me off bc I support Bey and was just stating that despite all of her success. Britney is doing better than her and as someone stated above….. (read above I’m not repeating those ugly even if true things). Boils down to race imo.
http://www.myspace.com/lorettadivine DivineBrown

Nene’s friend is renowned celebrity hairstylist Dwight Eubanks.

Obviously with his phenomenal fashion savvy, he damn sure clould be.

I think he’s just a sharp mofo that shuts it down!

They were talking about Nene’s sons pants, those were 300 dollar jeans!!
iscream

^^^^ comment was to shintrell not candi.
Candi Apple

@shintrell… Mean and Racist coincide. Why would they put a picture of Bey being fat? Isn’t that a smack in the face to the African American community? The image was used as they see black people Period… Why didn’t they make her super anorexic? And it was a direct reflection of what they feel. They could not attack her talents but they could attack her looks (one thing we all know is the bey is not a bad looking woman). They never messed with the drug infested HIV addict to this degree. Did they paint bags under her eyes with a crack pipe hanging out of her mouth? But the racist took the picture of a beautiful black woman and disfigured it….. I read between the lines and I like the end results to my stories. However I do respect your interpretation but my synopsis is the culprits are racist. They went above and beyond the call of being mean. Being mean would have been trash talking her music and video’s and not medaling with her image.
Candi Apple

@iscream… Yeah I wouldn’t want you to start talking to me now… Thanks for clearing that up LOL
Candi Apple

@shintrell… Oh yeah I forgot they also darkend her skin color in the picture
phineinphilly

That pic is hilarious! The sasha fierce gimmick is laughable..bey gotta do better than that to get bk on top.
MUNCHOSGIRL

WOW! YOU CAN HER WORDS TYPED ON A COMPUTER SCREEN! I ALWAYS TYPE IN CAPS ISCREAM. HAVE A GOOD DAY!
candycane

How funny

but you know what, that dayum Single Ladies song is catchy as hell and I’m sitting here bouncing to it right now. If ya like it than ya shoulda put a ring on it, if ya like it then ya shoulda put a ring on it.

then she works it the hell out on the video.

GO BEY!!!!!!!!!!!
shintrell

@ Candi Apple
I understand why you feel it’s offensive, because I believe it’s offensive also. But, I just don’t believe it’s that serious. Britney has been trashed the last few years, by white and black blogs alike. I do respect your opinion, however. Thanks for answering.
Candi Apple

@shintrell… Much Respect….. I believe it is and images like these will continue to place a negative view on African American people. Little things sometimes have a major impact on views of people more so than big things. You notice big things little things slide by and limits the comments. They talked about Britneys problem they did not distort her physical appearence. It’s like the new caster reporting a story in the street. The reporter will have a group of professionals standing directly in front of them but they pick the homeless black guy to ask a question. Well this little picture has a big message to me and it makes me question the point of altering the image. Thats just the beginning. They really cant say much about Bey personally…
Afro Goddess

What kind of woman is Beyonce that she needs to have an alter ego in order to be the stronger version of herself? I don’t understand chicks’ trying to play shy when they aren’t. It doesn’t make you a better person. It just makes you a fake good two shoes!
scorpio

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