Jessica Simpson realized her career was going nowhere so she gets breast implants and wisely gains a little weight so as not to look ridiculously top heavy. Apparently the implants are paying for themselves because she’s got everyone’s attention.

Even POTUS Barack Obama had something to say about her after US magazine replaced a cover of him with a cover of her.

NBC’s Matt Lauer held up the cover during a pre-Super Bowl interview and asked Obama to discuss his feelings about losing the cover to Jessica, Obama said “Yeah, it’s a little hurtful.” This despite the fact that he’s been on 500 covers in the past 6 months!

As Lauer started to say something else about Jessica, Obama cut him off and quipped, “Who’s in a weight battle, apparently,”

Weight battle? Are my eyes deceiving me? I don’t see a woman who is losing a weight battle. She still looks skinny to me except for the huge breast implants.