Someone hit me up a minute ago and told me to tune into the Ryan Cameron Show on V-103 because Nivea was about to call in. I’m thinking Nivea? Who the hail is that? I couldn’t pick her out of a lineup if my life depended on it.

See, people just assume that I keep up with all these R&B birds, but if they don’t blow like Teena Marie, they don’t register on my radar.

Well, I tuned into Ryan’s show and I was clueless as to what they were talking about. Something about Lil Wayne and The Dream and a video.

Luckily my nephew Malcolm called me and I asked him what that was all about. he knows his auntie is clueless when it comes to these no talent R&B chicks today, so he broke it down for me.

Anyway, here’s the audio of Nivea explaining to Ryan why she sounded and acted like a trollop in the above video.