NBA star Kevin Garnett glistens with artificial sweat straight out of a spray bottle on the cover of Men’s Fitness magazine. Wouldn’t you love to ride KG hard and put him up wet at night like a prized thoroughbred? In this issue, KG talks about staying fit by running, lifting weights and of course playing basketball.
“People ask me all the time, ‘Do you love running on the beach, on the sand?’ Nah, but I do love getting better.”
“I remember when I first started running on sand, it was so hard on me. So hard on my back and ankles, I knew I was getting stronger when I would do the workouts and wouldn’t be as tired.”
Men’s Fitness is on stands April 20.
Poor Janet Jackson is doing her fat suit act again. By now you know the routine: Janet feels a little let down over a lack of attention from the media, and from her man JD, who is busy in the studio with Usher in Atlanta. So she dons a fat suit, calls up the local paparazzi agency and goes to the nearest strip mall to stage paparazzi shots for some attention. This act only fools the few tardy stragglers who haven’t caught on yet.
When it comes to shameful publicity stunts, this cover says it all. Babies are always a blessing. But having babies just to bring attention to yourself is lame. Thankfully, Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt don’t farm their children off on nannies or family members. What’s seven kids when you have enough loot to buy a small country?
