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Who Knew Rihanna and Melissa Were Lovers?

According to celebrity blogger Necole Bitchie, Rihanna and her so-called assistant, Melissa, “kissed and made up” after falling out recently.

NB knows more about these things than I do since she came out of the closet and is more into “the life” than I am.

Anyway, how did RiRi and Melissa’s relationship get past me? This is the same Melissa whose name is tattooed all over Rihanna’s body. That fact alone would usually serve as a clue to most, but somehow I missed it.

I’m usually the first to notice a chick with lesbionic tendencies, and while Rihanna gives off lesbionic vibes all day long, I just never got that from her assistant Melissa.

Now everything kind of makes sense. For instance, that explains why Rihanna suddenly dumped Chris Brown (Melissa probably told her: “him or me bitch”) or why RiRi is covering for the gay rapper Drake as his beard (probably as a favor to that other gay rapper, Jay Z).

See what you learn when you read the blogs?

 

This entry was posted on Thursday, June 18th, 2009 at 12:29 pm and filed under Celeb Candids, Celeb Couples, Celeb News, Celeb break ups, Gay Pride, Photos of the Day, Relationships, Rihanna, Rumor Control . You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed or Trackback from your own site. This site is Gravatar enabled. Sign up to upload your own avatar.






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