The Internets are all abuzz about woman beater Chris Brown’s newest side piece Rhea formerly of the group N.E.R.D. Brown and Rhea spent the holiday weekend together in Miami where they shared a luxury rented mansion.
We know Chris can’t be serious about this chick since he obviously hasn’t resolved his Oedipus issues involving his mother and because of that, he hates all women. Good luck to Rhea.
A loyal reader from Toronto claims to know intimate details about her. I’ll let him tell you after the break:
…She’s 32 years old from my hometown of Toronto. She’s been AROUND…ALOT even in the T- Dot. She had a rep in Boston, where she went to College (Berklee School of Music) as a down-low SLUT. She’s been with alot of athletes and music dudes. She’s been notoriously known for sleeping with other women’s men. She’s semi-talented but cute, smart and w/ a nice body. Average singer tho, NO SOUL! White girl sounding!
After she graduated, she was working with Ryan Leslie in Boston before he became big (Pre-Cassie). They both moved to New York and she dissed Ryan to work with New York producers. I remember when she was trying to be a Bad Boy artist in the early 2000’s. (2002-2006). She was in videos and stuff w/Diddy. I think the producer DDot was her manager or something like that back then. (who knows, doubt it! They probably both hit it too-Lol). Crazy part is that Ryan introduced her to them and then she dissed him for them.
Starting to get the pattern? Then after that didn’t work out for her, she was trying to be with G-Unit! LAWD!!! Think Sha-Money started managing/hitting it then too. Lol.. (Guess after BadBoy and 50 ran thru her they had no use for her anymore-LOL).
She’s been linked with 50 Cent, Jay Z, JadaKiss, Keith Sweat, (ill, ill, ill), Fabolous, Carlos Emmons (NFL), Snoop Dogg (ill, ill, ill), Antoine Walker (NBA), Q-Tip, Dj Clue, Ryan Leslie, and the list goes on…BUT NOTICE SHE AIN”T ON NO SONGS WITH ANY OF THEM EXCEPT JADAKISS and THAT”S A DJ CLUE SONG. ( and he’s on the list too-probably had to do something for her in exchange for the ASS Lol..). and aint she supposed to be a singer? Whoa!
She’s going for hers. She meets Pharrell, (who’s probably hittin’ it on the road when his wife ain’t around), thru Skype and he puts her in his cornball group N.E.R.D. WORD???. Didn’t he ask anybody about her? She even slept with her BFF’s basketball husband/boyfriend before their divorce/break up in his house..(ill,ill,ill). How do i know all this? One of her BFF’s spilled the beans! She was tired of being associated with Rhea and of course Rhea slept with her man too…FIGURES! (You know birds of a feather flock together).
FYI-Who am i and why am I writing this? I am just a guy that had to learn the hard way. She dissed me the same way and kinda ruined my Rep in T-Dot and the US. Thought she would be the one! -((awwww i know but true! Lol..))- And i’m writing this because she has done it to other people also including my friends. She has spread lies and rumors about so many people including her own friends. She even told a group of us that one of her best girl friends in Florida only showers twice a week. YUCK! who does that BUT even more YUCK is why tell people that about YOUR SO-CALLED FRIEND! She’s a Devil
in NO DRESS. Lol. BAD girl FRONTING like a good girl but ain’t doing it right or maybe she is LOL….SLUT! This will probably blow her up more but so what, @ least the truth is out and she can feel uncomfortable like everybody she has made uncomfortable FOR NO REASON. She should take her own advice. Here’s what she says on her twitter page about LYING. She said “Tell the truth people…even if it hurts. It makes life so much easier and people will respect that. Cowards run away.” Wow Rhea! For someone that has lied her way to where she’s @ you have alot of nerve. You had many chances to be truthful with yourself and friends but DIDN’T. Think about all the people that helped you in your LIFE and CAREER that you straight up lied to and deceived for NO REASON and now you preaching TRUTH? PLEASE BITCH!!! Look in the mirror SLUT! YOU LIE, YOU LIE, YOU LIE. And oh, congrats! You made it I guess.
really? no seriously. REally sandra? PPL are really invested in bringing CB down huh?
Annnnd you say a dude wrote this???? Ummmmmm..OK.
I finally read it. He sound bitter. You mad?
tell ’em why you mad son!
This whole chris and riri competing thing is too much…just too much. She get a new one, he get a new one. She post a half naked pic, he does the same and get it in with a stripper. This is all very comical to me
I”m sorry. I know im on comment over load but seriously? This long write up because she was seen in a non-intimate picture with CB? I mean damn can we get one with them kissing first???? wth. guilty by association huh? And yes this guy has a little tang in his system somewhere somehow.
@ksmommy05…I agree
The girl in the first pic with C.B is the same one in the second pic? Damn, photoshop is a powerful tool.
ALL that to say she broke your heart…..
You made it?? I think not. I remember her from back in the day with one lil single. She’s already out of N.E.R.D.? Damn that was quick.. she need to let it go for real.
NEXT!
hes pissed!
but um… ive heard a few of her songs before. shes not too bad.
Chris Brown with a 32 year old?! And I’m sure there were other girls in that rented mansion. Kneegrow please
and someone spent this much time writing this research paper because…
@LJ I heard Rhea can sing
@Brown what is Rhea and Chris combined name?
Cbreezy keep living your life and doing you and keep your nose clean!
Sandra
You didn’t know ho’s was on the come up? Its in fashion to walk around and flaunt your ho on your arm. *slaps self upside the head* wait isn’t your girlfriend a skripper so you know.
Where are her a$$ shot pictures….
@Daisy…what kind of
is going on in this new gravi?
And I’m listening to CBreezy as I type this!!
So what.


plz….(when you gonna respond to Tionne Watkins? Who gon check me boo?
Who cares.
whats (ill, ill, ill), ???
WOW @Iscream
Is she really a stripper??
@Civil when I saw Rhatt in the hot tub I thought to myself I have seen this before so sure enough I was right
Sound like dude mad he did get to
CB is single so he can do it with whatever girl he chooses as long as he doesn’t hit her too. I don’t care.
@DAISY
BREZZY/RHIANNA=BRHIANNA
@Daisy…a hot tub must be like a hot water bed for Rih…no “shade” (well maybe a little)
@LadyJ…that’s how you can tell the man who is writing the letter is ghey.
@ISCREAM
POW!!!!WITH A SIDE OF BAM!!!!!
Those two pics are of the same person?
Anyhoo….i wish both of em will grow so folks would not say they are looking for rebounds or tryin to make the o ther one jealous, or comparing their relationships. There moving on…..folks should too
POW!!!!WITH A SIDE OF BAM!!!!!
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:lolol:
I am starting not to feel bad about celebs that fcuk no good broads and toss em…lol slut bags
Last I checked Chris was grown and can date whomever he pleases. It’s almost been a year. Rihanna and Chris are allowed to now move on as they choose. Chris is no different than any other eligible bachelor in the game. If this is his type, so be it.
No “Hollywood” love lasts anyway. At least not anymore.
BTW, those two pics do not look like the same girl, IMO.
@Brown NO Chris and his new chick/friend Rhea
Chris n Rihanna already have a name Chrianna
TELL YOUR LOYAL READER THE TIME IT TOOK HIM TO WRITE HER LIFE STORY HE COULD HAVE BEEN DISCOVERING HIMSELF……REPEATEDLY
AND WHY IS HE SO CONCERNED???? EITHER
A. HE WANTS CHRIS OR
B. HE TRIED TO GET WITH HER AND SHE TURNED HIM DOWN OR
C. BOTH!
CHRIS AND RIHANNA JUST ENJOY MAKING EACH OTHER MAD THEY ARE JUST NAST-E NAST-E PLAIN OLE NAST -E ABOUT TIME THEY GET 30 THEY WILL BE ALL PLAYED OUT WITH WORMS
Ok Daisy how bout Chris/Rhea= CHEA
:sidenote:
Sandra did you put up the story about Chris Henry’s baby momma telling “her side” of the story
YEAH AUNTIE WE WANT THE CHRIS HENRY STORY
AND WHY IS HE SO CONCERNED???? EITHER
A. HE WANTS CHRIS OR
B. HE TRIED TO GET WITH HER AND SHE TURNED HIM DOWN OR
C. BOTH!
:cosign:!!
@Cris I saw that interview I feel bad for her but I still had to give her the *side eye*
@Brown thanks that will work
On other blogs ppl were saying that Rhea was prettier than than the pics she has out with CB so maybe that is her glammed up
@ Brown chea…..LOL!!!!! Now that’s funny!
I mean
If it ain’t Rhi Rhi, and it really is a dude (Ryan Leslie) that took the time to write this mess, it really proves that some men are worse than b*tches……..
MAYBE WHAT HE IS SAYING IS TRUE
THE PIC ABOVE LEAVES VERY LITTLE TO THE IMAGINATION
BUT SOO MANY PEOPLE HAVE A HARD TIME BELIEVING LSLH GOOD LOOKING WOMAN CAN BE SLUTTY, WHORISH, & CONIVING
THOSE TYPE OF WOMEN ARE TYPICALLY BUTT UGLY, DARK SKINNED, AND HAVE BIG ARSES-LOL
LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING-THAT’S WHY CERTAIN PEOPLE GET AWAY WITH SO MUCH! CAUSE PEOPLE MAKE PRECONCEIVED JUDGMENTS BASED SOLEY ON LOOKS ALONE-LOL
BUT I DIGRESS- I DON’T KNOW HER BUT THIS PICTURE MAKES ME BELIEVE OLE BOY MAY BE TELLING A BIT OF TRUTH OR AT LEAST HIS AS HE SEES IT
I’M PRETTY SURE IT COULD BE VERIFIED-IF SOMEONE REMOTELY CARED THAT IT WAS TRUE OR NOT
Does Megan Good have no money?? She has been wearing the same thing in EVERY picture??
@ Daisy,
I gave that bitch the side eye…sorry but unless he had a weapon in his hand, struck her, or was trying to harm her she shouldve never drove away knowing he would be in the truck bed. Too many people die of head trauma from falling out of a damn truck…it wasnt THAT serious and I really think she should be charged for involuntary manslaughter.
@Brown….my mind went in the wrong direction (I think
)
What didju mean by “discover himself”??? :lolol:
Although this rant is a bit much, I must applaud the author for penning one of the first reader letters that sounds like it wasn’t written with Vlingo and a stutter. Quality writing right there. Yay Toronto school system!
I see CB likes older women, first the chick that caused him and Rihanna to fight and now this one – old hos, indeed! Definite Oedipus complex, but do y’all know how that story ends?
Who the hell rides on the coattail of lame ass CB? How desperate is that?
And When did Pharell get married?
exactly what you’re thinking
… and poor Ryan Leslie. The betrayal alleged in this letter by this Rhea chick is exactly the same thing that Cassie did to him. Hmmm.
My Question is ” Has Dude finished his Community Service or What????? “.
Maybe this whole RhiRhi and Chris thing was a set up for BOTH of them. Maybe he did not hit her AT ALL, and that’s why he does not seem remorseful to anything.
I mean where are his Community Service Pictures at?????
Chris just trying to get some publicity.
CB is very Young, Dumb & Full-of-Cum right about now… So Banging SLUTS is at the TOP of HIS Menu (Oh Well…)
Can we not please give jumpoffs, hoes, sluts, whoremongers, homewreckers (yes this means you miss keys and miss union), escorts, women of the evening, jezebels, one night stands, video hoes, vixens, and scoochies any recognition this year PLEAsE!!?!?!! Let them die a slow and painful death on these celeb blogs. thanks
Although we can disagree, my husband and I, I am so thankful I am in a stable and loving repationship, with a mentally competent man, that is not defined by status or buzz or money or popularity.
I hope one day these defunct celebs can experience, in their life, a fraction of love, caring and committment that I share with my husband everyday. It’s a very nice feeling, to know that someone loves you, sincerely.
Just be sure and get your own – stay far away from mine, please
Crislex Says: …scoochies… That made me
:ontopic: I don’t believe for one minute that a STRAIGHT man wrtoe this letter. Either this dude is gay or a female who is a hater or has been burned by this chick wrote this letter and is posing as a dude. No way in hell a straight dude wrote this letter with as many ill’s and LOL’s in this piece right here. No way
CB has always been corny but still a cute FAB performer I wouldnt call him #lame at all. He is growing into a young man I wish him the best!
Another site said this chick is 35 not 30/32
I meant 25 not 35
I mean, all dem type of chicks the same… “Like doorknobs, everybody get their turn”!!! They all phuck the same dudes an pass them around, Yuck!! Athletes pass their leftovers to rappers, and vice verse… But to each their own!!
1. That doesn’t look like the same girl that’s with Chris Brown to me but I guess…
2. When did she join N.E.R.D.? I LOVE them
3. Sounds like someone is just bitter, not to say it isn’t true though. But how do you not know that she was messing with your friendS (plural)or did you just not care? Did you ask them what happened after they broke it off with her or you figured you’d find out for yourself what she’s like?
Are these girls even having sex for something? Or are they having sex to just be around them and be seen?? I mean if you going to be sleeping with a celeb, you better be getting some cash out of it, i can have fun and good times on my own… I know I sound contradicting but these hoes having fun with these dumb celeb penises, and for WHAT!!!?!??!
I just hope everyone gets checked for STDs. Is that too much to ask? Yes? No?
LOOK ITS TRUE I GOOGLED HER http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xlxet_rhea-lloyd-banks-record-release-nyc_events
I was lurking all day but had to post on this. Is he serious, he sounds like a woman scorned lmao. Man up and get ur damn balls back!!!!!
@ Look in the mirror SLUT! YOU LIE, YOU LIE, YOU LIE. And oh, congrats! You made it I guess.
SHE USED TO FUCK WITH GUNIT
Redeemed I saw the community service pics and the police were tryin to get his autograph
ReadTheBlog Says:
Although we can disagree, my husband and I, I am so thankful I am in a stable and loving repationship, with a mentally competent man, that is not defined by status or buzz or money or popularity.
I hope one day these defunct celebs can experience, in their life, a fraction of love, caring and committment that I share with my husband everyday. It’s a very nice feeling, to know that someone loves you, sincerely.
Just be sure and get your own – stay far away from mine, please
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RTB i always thought you were a man for some reason. idk why!
heavn_sent Says:
Annnnd you say a dude wrote this???? Ummmmmm..OK.
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DAMN…you took the words right out of my mouth. :lolol:
To the person who wrote this letter:
YOU NEED MORE PEOPLE!!!
#thatisall
iscream Says:
Sandra
You didn’t know ho’s was on the come up? Its in fashion to walk around and flaunt your ho on your arm. *slaps self upside the head* wait isn’t your girlfriend a skripper so you know.
Where are her a$$ shot pictures….
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@Iscream YOU DONT GO TO THE KORNA MUCH BUT UMMM TODAY IS THE DAY MISSY >>>>>>>> GO ON NOW GET.
Oh yea and
@ Iscream
@ The “Loyal Reader” Ur a
and my :homoswitch: went off after reading the first paragraph. #thatisall
WOW…
does it really matter?
Rhianna and Chris need to cut this back and forth “I gotta new new” fukkery OUT! If you really wanted to move on you would do so with as much privacy as CHRIANNA tried to have at the start of this publicity stunt.
I was lurking all day but had to post on this. Is he serious, he sounds like a woman scorned lmao. Man up and get ur damn balls back!!!!! @ Look in the mirror SLUT! YOU LIE, YOU LIE, YOU LIE. And oh, congrats! You made it I guess
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he sounds like the male version of WHAT MASHONDA would sound like only with a pinch of less dignity.
Iscream Says:
Sandra
You didn’t know ho’s was on the come up? Its in fashion to walk around and flaunt your ho on your arm. *slaps self upside the head* wait isn’t your girlfriend a skripper so you know.
Where are her a$$ shot pictures….
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No, for real Isc. Tell us how you REALLY feel. *Yells* Duck ya’ll, it’s been some
hope these guys are/were using condoms with her…….
@ crislex girl it tell it like it is now i am going to need you and krysi j to go to the KORNA
All I could get from this email is that Ryan Leslie must have a small penis or last 48 seconds in bed…
SMDH!!!
nice pick CB, wink wink.
Krysi J Says:
I was lurking all day but had to post on this. Is he serious, he sounds like a woman scorned lmao. Man up and get ur damn balls back!!!!! @ Look in the mirror SLUT! YOU LIE, YOU LIE, YOU LIE. And oh, congrats! You made it I guess
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he sounds like the male version of WHAT MASHONDA would sound like only with a pinch of less dignity.
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LMAOOOOO!
I GUESS JUDGING BY THE MOST RECENT UPDATES
OLE BOY WAS TELLING SOME TRUTH
EAT CROW FOLKS!
I saw her preform with N.E.R.D as they opened up for Jay-Z in Toronto. She can sing and she had a cute style to her too. I didn’t know she was 32 oh well
No comment on this dude who has clearly been scorned.