Matt Kemp Slams Chris Brown in Fake Match.com Ad
Everybody hates convicted woman beater Chris Brown. Even LA Dodgers baseball star Matt Kemp, whose currently using Brown’s ex-girlfriend Rihanna for some shine. Listen closely at the end of this video when Kemp slams Chris Brown for abusing his woman.
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I REALLY Dislike this Matt guy!
That would be funny if it was really Matt Kemp!! Nice try though..
He is looking for attention…what a lame
That was funny
, I like chicks with a haircut like a dude that likes to share umbrellas
Oops,
that video is wack, and it’s not even the matt character, so in essence Sandra, matt’s NOT slamming Chris Brown.
Damn, I can’t listen to it!!! Matt better watch his a**, before CB beat the b*tch sh*t outta his a**, too.
What’s the point in him talkin ish to CB, if it really is him on there??? Some more male b*tcha**ness.
I don’t know if any of you have heard this before, but my brother just sent me this joke text……
“In 2010, black people can no longer use LOL…that’s for white folks. From now on we are to us GNR (Gotta Ni**a Rolling).
Tyzgurl Says:
I don’t know if any of you have heard this before, but my brother just sent me this joke text……
“In 2010, black people can no longer use LOL…that’s for white folks. From now on we are to us GNR (Gotta Ni**a Rolling).
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But I will continue to use LOL.
@ Mirs, it’s not Matt Kemp. The guy in the video just came back at the end and said, “Oh, I don’t hit chicks.”
Let it go already…its 2010
LaTechGrad02 Says:
@ Mirs, it’s not Matt Kemp. The guy in the video just came back at the end and said, “Oh, I don’t hit chicks.”
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*Sigh*
What kind of Foolery is this? Thats not even Matt!
@ Tyzgurl: I’ve been using that. That’s from Twitter. Don’t know for sure who started it. But I say GBR…fill it in
As for this video, I was about to go off until ya’ll said it wasn’t him. I was ABOUT to say, like who the fukk are you. Niggah we didn’t even know you until Rhi made you her temporary coochie warmer. You need to shave that shyt off of your face and try to make it off the bench next season homie!!!!!!! Whew, glad I didn;t have to say that.
@Mistarie
Hilarious picture, that bitch makes me sick!
@Mistarie, LOL. Now I wish it had been him
He’s loooking for attention. He’s waaaack. Like really WACK. So by association, Rihanna is wack too. I thought Chris would be her only silly/goofy boyfriend… I was wrong.
oops – it wasn’t him? Ok. WHEW!
@ kdillon: It’s like she doesn’t understand how unfortunate looking she is. She’s so loud and obnoxious. I think that is just to distract people from looking directly into her face. Cause she is BEAT!!!!!!!!
@mistarie
OOOOOOO, I’m not up on Twitter….so this was new to me!!!
TEMPORARY COOCHIE WARMER!!!!! Now, I have to use that one. You are something else!!!
first of all let me say WHATEVER
to this borderline :homo: ….and second let me end with
HA….HA….HA
Seriously, from the still yall that that was Matt??? As much as Sandra been posting him, I knew it wasn’t.
Anywho, the video made me chuckle, but it ain’t got ish on the Rhianna’s Revenge video.
Related – I forgave Chris on site…but to those inquiring about when ppl are gonna get over it, let it go, leave it in 2009, so on…Ike & Tina…ring a bell????
That ish happened DECADES ago (albeit – their situation much lengthier) and we still make reference to it… [justsayin]
ok
why did I watch this shyt again and bust out
IM SORRY CHRIS….dat niccah just got ME….LOL
STONE HIM!!!!!!
@Mistarie
Look what Lil Duval just tweeted to Natalie
hey @missnatalienunn yo moma shouldve swallowed a brick when she was pregnant wit u
@Mistarie
#dontjudgeme but who is that in your gravi pic!!
I’m lost
trynabeme Says: Related – I forgave Chris on site…but to those inquiring about when ppl are gonna get over it, let it go, leave it in 2009, so on…Ike & Tina…ring a bell????
That ish happened DECADES ago (albeit – their situation much lengthier) and we still make reference to it… [justsayin]
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That is true but I think people mostly make mention of Ike and Tina situation because of the movie. If there hadn’t been a movie showcasing what he did to her I doubt it would be mentioned as much.
@tryna
Please tell me you’re joking!!!!!
:Offtopic:
Sandra, I really thought you would post the quote about Gabriel Union’s insecurities about a light skin woman walking in the room. OMG
@ her for saying some ish like that. I would post the entire quote but don’t wanna get in trouble 
*walks in*
@trynabeme you hear the basic bish song..It’s actually good…
Good afternoon y’all
*walks out*
Aww w w w w ish…Lil Duval finna give huh arse the bidness!!!!
@ Missy I heard the song…he had a link on his twitter.
@musiclover-That’s ne-yo’s sister long chin smith in mistarie’s gravi
Come on Gabby, how can you have a fear of a light skin women walking in the room. I have never been so embarassed for my race of women. Nothing wrong w/Light skin sisters but I just cant stand how society has placed us AGAINST each other. We are all very beautiful in our own light. Can’t believe she would fix her mouth to say something like that and add more fuel to the fire of dark skin vs light skin
Ummmm… is that really him.
@missmiami-Gabby is looking for attention ….Which is sad
@trynabeme-I’m listening to it now ..Did he tell a basic bish to go “kill ya self just kill ya self” ..
…
why did he tell natalie “i luv how u cant keep dicks outta ours RT @missnatalienunn: I love how comedians cant keep bad girls club outta their mouths”
trynabeme Says:
Look what Lil Duval just tweeted to Natalie
hey @missnatalienunn yo moma shouldve swallowed a brick when she was pregnant wit u
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Sorry…my computer just did some crazy ish.
Yessssss Missy! LMAO…just kill yaself (die hoe)!!!
This is what lil duval have on twitter …”Hey #basicassnatalie did u get ass shots in Yo chin?”
I still don’t quite get twitter…is he tryna make #basicassnatalie a trending topic???????
Matt Kemp has no right to SLAM Chris Brown, all he is hearing is rhianna’s side of the story.
Matt needs to worry about why is he USING RHIANNA for his own shine.
Rhianna is a stupid bitch, why don’t they both leave Chris alone.
Matt will soon learn about how Rhianna truly is.
HEY MATT DON’T YOU MESS WITH LATOYA LUCKETT?
MATT IS A WHORE!
hey #basicassnatalie tiger woods ****ed alot of raggedy hoes and still wouldnt **** u
*DEAD*
@tryna -yeah he is
trying to make it a trending topic
matt kemp is way cuter! lol and like rapist, and anything with a child, a dude that is convicted of beating his women is a stigmata that is hard to go away. i like CB i hope he can bounce back….meanwhile everyone is waiting with baited breath for Convicted Felon TI
Breathe LBCali… its not really him.
Also, we cant get mad at who a stranger is dating.
rhiannia whip it on him, the same way she didi chris, and homeboy is just losing his mind for a little while until he have to smack her up like chris did
hey missy, i’m not on twitter. can you keep us posted?
if #basicassnatalie sneezes too hard she’ll stab herself in the chest and bleed to death.
@J.C-Okay
here is what lil duval said about Natalie:
RT @TahjG: @lilduval #basicassnatalie looks like the cartoon network character Johnny bravo! Lol
hey #basicassnatalie (in my joe clark from lean on me voice): “youll be dead in a year”
a bitch who’s built like a russian police RT @JojoTheFuture @lilduval who is #basicassnatalie
lilduval: hey #basicassnatalie (in my joe clark from lean on me voice): “youll be dead in a year”
Oh…lol
lilduval: hey #basicassnatalie (in my joe clark from lean on me voice): “youll be dead in a year”
“You’ll be dead in a year son, dead in a year”
“Mr Clark, Mr. Clark…. Some Guy’s beatin up Kid Ray”
Exhibit A:
This is how ugly rumors get started. Post a video with a heading that you knowingly know is truth. Just for the sake of GOSSIP and LAUGHS.
As you see everybody ran off at the mouth about “Matt is this…Matt is that” and it’s not even him in the video….sad!!
trynabeme Says:
if #basicassnatalie sneezes too hard she’ll stab herself in the chest and bleed to death.
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& lil duval called her crimson chin…. coarantained Lilduval steal your description……
Po Natalie…dayum exactly how many tweets need to be sent before something becomes a TT????
if #basicassnatalie sneezes too hard she’ll stab herself in the chest and bleed to death.
LMAO!!!!!!!!
she do got a deadly chin…that ish is ridamndiculous
@tryna-I have no clue but lil duval probably is going to make #basicassnatalie a TT
Why am i listening to basic bish again
..It’s a decent song…..
i missed something who natilie?
Lil duval said
“hey #basicassnatalie precious just direct message me and said she’d rather look biggie than look like u”
@Sponge-Natalie is a girl form bad girls club with a big azz chin ..That should be licensed as a deadly weapon.
…. she rather look like Biggie ….
@Spongebob Natalie is the wack ass chic on the Bad Girls Club with the long ass chin.
Yeah Missy I wanna learn the words so I can sing it to some BB’s I know!
yea she aint doin **** no way RT @McBreezy_ @lilduval can u get #basicassnatalie to come shovel this snow out my yard w/ her chin
Why lil duval didn’t do this when we were going in at Chin monster….
missy where did you go to find basic bish? i gotta listen to it
This just in…
A source says prosecutors will seek an involuntary manslaughter indictment of Michael Jackson’s doctor.
@trYNA -me and you are >>>>>>here<<<<<<<..I was going to do the same thing but i’ll probably let the, listen to it and start pointing at them during the song…..
oh wow! lol i keep hearing about that show but only seen some fight that was on blogs…so she has a jay leno chin huh?
This just in…
A source says prosecutors will seek an involuntary manslaughter indictment of Michael Jackson’s doctor.
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he stashed the dope in natalie’s chin
@J.C. it is on lil duval twitter which is twitter.com/lilduval and the song should be on the first page but click more just in case it isn’t
LMAO @ JC…
@j.c. says :he stashed the dope in natalie’s chin
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Did anyone know the dent in her chin came from her giving chin head…CB told me she has the best chin game ever…
lilduval: hey #basicassnatalie why is yo page private and yo pussy public?
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DAMN!
I quit
hey #basicassnatalie why is yo page private and yo pussy public?
@tryna-Me and you are twins …typing the same ish and stuff…
Sucks to be her right now…
Kill yaself (just die how)
lilduval: hey #basicassnatalie why is yo page private and yo pussy public?
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lil duval, is she chin butt you, it’s ova. your career has really taken off. i don’t wanna see it ova
trynabeme Says:
Sucks to be her right now…
Kill yaself (just die how)
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When she isn’t out at night blocking the sun her azz inside trying to get rid of her craters….Moons have plenty craters…
When she isn’t out at night blocking the sun her azz inside trying to get rid of her craters….Moons have plenty craters…
she could never drown. that big azz chin serves as a raft. she’d save our lives in the event of another katrina
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Y’all got me
Tyzgurl
How do acronyms lol become a racial thing-white people use that??? For real tho?
@ musicluvher: Sorry, I was at lunch. That is the girl Natalie from Bad Girls clubs that everyone is talking about right now.
ok so who told lil duval about the crimson chin?? WHo did it?? LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@ missy I just seent that… he owes me but I don’t know how to DM. LMAOOOOOOOOO
@j.c
A source says prosecutors will seek an involuntary manslaughter indictment of Michael Jackson’s doctor.
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he stashed the dope in natalie’s chin
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On no you didnt!!!! I almost spit on my screen!
j.c. Says:
When she isn’t out at night blocking the sun her azz inside trying to get rid of her craters….Moons have plenty craters…
she could never drown. that big azz chin serves as a raft. she’d save our lives in the event of another katrina
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@Coarentained-It wasn’t me……
@coarentained-I don’t know how to DM either…. so I can’t help…
@missy, hey that’s a good idea. he has the tuff skin (rhino) and she has the chin!
I’m mad cause I was tryna log on to TELL him and he already had it. DEAD. He posted the pic too. DEAD
Choco Says:
Tyzgurl
How do acronyms lol become a racial thing-white people use that??? For real tho?
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That’s a text, jokey joke.
#basicassnatalie accepted my request to “follow” her
I just tryna see what SHE sayin’
Missy…so we can stop being twins I post her’s
missnatalienunn @lilduval is like a #basicpeterpan … never wants to grow up… so he can stay DICK SUCKING HEIGHT FOR ALL THE TALL NIGGAS!
missnatalienunn @LILDUVAL IM GLAD U WATCH MY SHOW.. U KNOW ALL MY FAMOUS QUOTES… AND U WRITE SONGS ABOUT ME… UR MY BIGGEST FAN!!
she’s not funny tho
missnatalienunn I know how to work the system damn… I’M GOOD!! TRENDING TOPIC .. BUT I NEED TO BE NUMBER ONE!!
@tryna she accepted me too.. funny. I got work to do and can’t tear my eyes away from this beautiful bean footage!!
@tryna-Natalie will accept anyone…she needs a lot of followers so her and her chin can feel special….But she is gonna have to come harder than that…..
But did anyone hear about how yung berg eats the cookie when your period on….
i cannot….BREATHE from all these gotdang chin jokes.
not stab herself in the chest? dayum dagger chin’d azz heffa.
LMAO and yes missy….thanks for reminding me.
But did anyone hear about how yung berg eats the cookie when your period on…
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that was me hitting the keyboard as i died….SHUT UP!
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her show? that is one basic bish!
*passing kweezy
in heaven so we can watch the chin jokes*
Yung Berg…who shall now be known as BLOOD BUTT
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I thought that was his name anyways as I thought he was
@coa, Kwall & tryna-Sorry….I should have put a
…but his new name should be “blood butt” (c)tryna
Lil duval-”hey #basicassnatalie wit all that **** i said i’ll still hit u tho……….WIT A ****ING CAR”
WTF? That’s NOT Matt Kemp. That’s just some comedian trying to be funny.
lol Y’all wrong for making all these “chin” jokes. It’s not her fault she looks like she could be related to Jay Leno. I honestly think she’s insecure and that’s the reason she acts so out of control.
ummm i have one question. who did he tell that to? blood butt (c) tryna and one more question, who told on him? eww
I haven’t even read all the comments, so I’m sure someone has point out that this is NOT Matty Kemp.
j.c. Says:
@missy, hey that’s a good idea. he has the tuff skin (rhino) and she has the chin!
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I read that thing about blood butt(c)tryna on Miss Jia
well hail i am gonna claim teddy ruxpin dream(c) and cubic zircona diamond(c) and chipped glass diamond(c)
and i cannot forget ole tangle up eyes jermaine dupri(c)
lsdfkmldskfldskf
lmao at us. we are crazy as HAIL.
#basicassnatalie first chick to wear chinPLANTS
I heard @NICKIMINAJ placed her pussy on #basicassnatalie’s chin
#basicassnatalie that big face bitch can open cans with that chin!
call #basicassnatalie ” #Chinochhio ” everytime time she lie about ****, her chin grow, just like pinocchio and his nose haha
THEY ON HER A$$$$$$$
tangle up eyes
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@tryna-
..people are crazy
But i found this funny “ShwayShWayans Ay #basicassnatalie… It’s not your fault you head look like the DreamWorks logo… Make a nigga wanna fish on yo chin”
@kwall-Yeah we are crazy and you should (c) your stuff people ain’t going to be taking our stuff and using it all willy nilly….
The egyptians used #basicassnatalie chin to engrave every hieroglyphic ever.
I aint ****in wit #basicassnatalie everybody knows her chin is bullet proof
#basicassnatalie when she was a baby , they let her use that chin as a bib
Ay #basicassnatalie… It’s not your fault you head look like the DreamWorks logo… Make a nigga wanna fish on yo chin
call #basicassnatalie ” #Chinochhio ” everytime time she lie about ****, her chin grow, just like pinocchio and his nose haha
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Please stop yall…Im dying!
@Missy…still twins
I CAIN”T!!!
I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!!!
I need The crimson chin to save me!!
MWAHAHAHAHAHA
I can’t wait to go home and get on twitter *pouts*. Can’t do it at work
*runs screaming for exit*
ya’ll gonna kill me today!!!
I need The crimson chin to save me!!
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well they SAID she was a superhero named…super chin.
i can’t.
i shant.
Can someone post what Chin…err, Natalie is saying please? There is no way someone can take being trashed like this. Her feelings have got to be hurt.
@mistarie, i’m going home tonight and joining twitter
everyone i need your twitter names please!
Sorry should have said: Her feelings have got to be hurt
4 mistarie
missnatalienunn @LILDUVAL “ILL NEVER LET A NIGGA LILDUVAL ME… CAUSE IM A HOOD BITCH” — HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAH
@Tryna->>>>>>>>>HERE<<<<<<<<<< ..Lil duval cause this
@coar-You know Crimson Chin she getting prepared for tonight..she has to make sure the sun goes down and the moon comes up ….
@ j.c: Mine is the same: Mistarie
@mistarie with that dayum pic on your gravi smh. every time you post i dissolve into tears again….i cannot stop laughing.
missnatalienunn @lilduval is a PEEWEE ASS NIGGA…
missnatalienunn @lilduval YA I DONT WANNA CALL U A “BAD PARENT” LMAO HAD FUN TODAY <<< UR TOO CUTE LIL NIGGA MUAHHH
See mistarie she’s
on Twitter too 
@ tryna: Is she serious wit dat? I thought she was a RICH BYTCH :SHRUGS:
Mine is the same as well…
Didn’t Portia say the same thing as lil duval…
“Aight I’m done i been neglected my daughter flucking wit #basicassnatalie And I be damn if she grows up like her”
My bad. Forgot to take the caps off :
lilduval I don’t fight women but I do pay women to fight for me.
Lil duval is a fool
“I don’t fight women but I do pay women to fight for me”
Tryna stop being in my head …
mines is shesacoldpiece but I only get on there to see sh!t like this. cosign with kwall bout mistaries picture. How you getcho ass whooped in YOUR town by a broad with bad weave and a shiny fo’head? ( love ya portia!!)
@ Kwall: You know you LOVE it. She’s bad ain’t she?
@tryna:
ain’t the word. That bytch is tragic. Wow.
changing my avatar….
missy Says:
Tryna stop being in my head …
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Esp. AFTER I said I would post her ish…she ain’t sayin’ ish tho & I got bored
is it changed yet??
@ coa
& 
yes it’s there
Po Natalie…her TT peaked @ #2 & is back to #4
Can’t even shine as a TT…
Everytime I hear chrimson chin I think of the fairy oddpaernts and all of the gadgets the chrimson chin had….
damn shame
@coaretained
Im a newbie and dont know if I can do it but…yo butt needs to go to the Kona for that pic.
@htown it’s coo.. I ain’t been there in a cool lil mminute. Anyone I know there already?
*moonwalks to kona*
***A LITTLE BACKGROUND COURTESY OF WIKI AND COA’S IMAGINATION*
In reference to his voice actor, the Chin was originally a struggling late-night talk show host (called Chuck Indigo), and gained his powers by being bitten on the chin by a radioactive celebrity; since then, he has taken the responsibility of protecting the city of Chincinatti AND LA.
One of the Crimson Chin’s idiosyncrasies is his tendency to use odd metaphors in his inspirational speeches (e.g. “As long as there is one smoldering ember on the barbecue of justice, you can still cook a mighty steak…of VICTORY!”), -or “I RUN LA”!!
The Crimson Chin has very unusual powers, like being able to use Super-Vision and oversize his chin, which is over sized itself. Another well used power of his is to grow his butt. It is also revealed that when added with massive air pressure, his butt grows even bigger than his body ( WHICH TYPICALLY IS ONLY DONE IN ATL, BUT HAS SPREAD TO LA AS WELL)
You are the official chinologist, or in laymans terms, the chin historian and/or specialist!
chinologist.. I love it!!
I know the haters hate to hear this, but not everyone hates Chris. I am still a huge fan. If a 20 year old cannot get a 2nd chance then no one should.
hmm..from all these pics of them in nice blue water and not seeing any other pictures, I THOUGHT HE WOULD BE MORE ATTRACTIVE..hmph, next.
ok so Chris Brown beat Rihanna. She gave interviews to sell albums. it is totally 2010 now. and they are grown and they are CELEBRITIES. r u serious? loser. Matt seems like the ex boyfriend who would hit ur new boyfriend at a bar for no D*MN REASON.
This guy is such a lame. Some of it was pretty funny though, but wow, he didnt look to hot in this video.
taymorel Says:
I know the haters hate to hear this, but not everyone hates Chris. I am still a huge fan. If a 20 year old cannot get a 2nd chance then no one should.
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sandra do your research, girl..you posted pics of him, so how could u not know that this wasn’t him?
..and I agree with the masses..this is 2010..if you’re still on this whole CB fiasco, u must live some sad sad life..move on! sandra you’re obsession with CB is out of this world..I don’t even wanna kno how u would treat your own fam member if they were in a situation like CB…smh..