Tiger Woods Covers Vanity Fair

Disgraced golf champ Tiger Woods covers Vanity Fair magazine this month. It’s an old picture culled from the archives of celebrity photographer Annie Liebowitz, snapped before his monumental fall from grace.

Here’s an excerpt form the article in Vanity Fair magazine. I didn’t know any of this:

Tiger’s story has been driven by sex, tons of it, in allegedly all different varieties: threesomes in which he greatly enjoyed girl-on-girl, and mild S&M (featuring hair-pulling and spanking); $60,000 pay-for-sex escort dates; a quickie against the side of a car in a church parking lot; a preference for porn stars and nightclub waitresses, virtually all of them with lips almost as thick as their very full breasts; drug-bolstered encounters designed to make him even more of a conquistador (Ambien, of all things); immature sex-text messages (“Send me something naughty … Go to the bathroom and take [a picture],” “I will wear you out … When was the last time you got [laid]?”); soulful confessions that he got married only for image and was bored with his wife; regular payments of between $5,000 and $10,000 each month to keep his harem quiet. It’s all there and more in what is the greatest single fall in popularity of a nonpolitician in the history of public-opinion surveys: a drop in approval from 87 percent in 2005 to 33 percent, with an unfavorable rating of 57 percent, according to a recent USA Today/Gallup poll. Read More…

I still don’t feel sorry for him.

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51 Responses to “Tiger Woods Covers Vanity Fair”

  1. 1
    Crislex says:

    His Nipples look funny, and the way these hoes talking about how he get down makes me wanna wonder lmao……


  2. 2
    ksmommy05 says:

    Ok…..this is how i now know I’ve been single for too long and need a man. Tiger makes me tingle. I’m so ashamed. DONT JUDGE ME.


  3. 3

    Damn Tiger. If you needed all of that then you shouldn’t have gotten married. Don’t say she got boring AFTER you married her. Bull!! May be Elin needed to be a little more adventurous in the bedroom. Act like a porn star in the bedroom and a lady in the streets.


  4. 4
    musicluvher says:

    :hurl:
    Tiger you will never be a sex symbol!!


  5. 5
    Crislex says:

    I really do think that as a wife, you should do more in the bedroom to keep your man and NO that doesn’t mean strapping up when he wants cause that’s his fetish.. UCK!!! But to be more spontaneous in the bedroom. That can help. but then again men will and can be men and you have to watch out for self.. lol


  6. 6
    Quitta says:

    I still don’t feel sorry for him….

    Shew, neither do I Sandra. :rolleyes:

    Eww, why are his nipples dark as a oreo cookie?


  7. 7
    ksmommy05 says:

    eeeeeeeeeeeew. yea. his nipples look weird. But shirt on, i still get a little ting somewhere.


  8. 8
    Crislex says:

    @ Quitta

    Thanks now you triggered my sweet tooth and I can not look at his nips the same again. lol

    @KSmommy

    Why did I feel the same thing when I looked at his pic and I HAVE A MAN!! We trife!!! lmao I think it is the mystery of the man that turns women on….


  9. 9
    pinky2083 says:

    ewwww.. hairy nipples.


  10. 10
    in2wishon says:

    Tiger….you freak…..


  11. 11
    leapyearpisces says:

    Those nipples are really bothering me…looks like they’ve been drawn on with a Sharpie. His nipples and Seal’s fingernails= :hurl:


  12. 12
    Smokie says:

    I don’t feel sorry for him per say, but at this point we don’t need to know anymore about his personal life. AS NOSEY AS I AM, and I AM nosey… I think this should be it. Geez.. I’m sure most people don’t want everything pulled out of their closet either! Too much now. Too much.


  13. 13
    intensemocha says:

    AT&T DROPPED HIS AZZ JUST LIKE I PREDICTED-MORE SPONSORS ARE GOING TO FOLLOW

    LOL-AGAIN MY OPINIONS WERE DEAD ON


  14. 14
    ksmommy05 says:

    @ Crislex

    I don’t know but that “i will wear you out” text had me going for a little bit. Cold shower please.


  15. 15
    ksmommy05 says:

    in2wishon Says:

    Tiger….you freak…..
    ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

    I think i’ve found the reason for my tingle.


  16. 16
    Quitta says:

    @ Quitta

    Thanks now you triggered my sweet tooth and I can not look at his nips the same again. lol


  17. 17
    attorneymom says:

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!!!


  18. 18
    Quitta says:

    Oops. That’s what i get for tryna multi-task. LOL

    Crislex @ Quitta

    Thanks now you triggered my sweet tooth and I can not look at his nips the same again. lol

    _____________
    LMAO!


  19. 19
    attorneymom says:

    Why does he have that “OJ Simpson” Hat that Johnny Cochran wore in his “If it don’t fit, you must acquit” closing argument?


  20. 20
    Shauny says:

    Tigers body IS NOT the business….that is all


  21. 21
    lala says:

    These pictures were obviously taken before photogs Annie Liebowitz monumental fall from grace as well. I hope she got paid because she is like in 25millions dollars worth of debt.


  22. 22
    Tasha says:

    So not cure Tiger…lol! :rofl:


  23. 23
    Tasha says:

    I meant not cute…I need to stop talking on the phone and typing at the same time..lol!


  24. 24
    mrsgarcia703 says:

    I still don’t feel sorry for him.
    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
    Me neither Auntie!!


  25. 25
    Krysi J says:

    I just don’t know :shrugs: I really don’t understand why we are still on this subject?


  26. 26
    free says:

    i LIKE this pic. but i agree with krysi, must be a slow news day.


  27. 27
    MOUTH says:

    He looks like an inmate, to me.


  28. 28
    Nupe4Life says:

    Cheetah Woods is thugged out – LOL


  29. 29
    ms_no-no says:

    :hurl: OK!!! THANK YOU FOR MY FIRST ‘EWWW!! WHAT THE H@!!’ picture of 2010.

    I got the first ‘EWWW!!!’ mental picture from Bossip this morning!!


  30. 30
    terika83 says:

    I still say “AND???”…this is still his personal business. He didn’t hit anyone or kill anyone idk why people who aren’t involved are asking for an apology. That’s his life OUTSIDE of golf….let him deal with it.


  31. 31
    terika83 says:

    Not to say that I don’t feel sorry for his wife, but this ish happens everyday…really. They are only making a big deal out of Tiger because they could find nothing else wrong with him and he’s took over golf….a man of color. I refuse to add to their game.

    They showed what…two little small things about Big Ben of the Steelers (no shade cause that’s my hometown)being accused of rape. Let that have been a black quarterback and it would have been ALL over…just sayin.


  32. 32
    terika83 says:

    *he took


  33. 33
    Reese says:

    Sorry Tiger. Still not sexy.


  34. 34
    mrsgarcia703 says:

    …his nipples…they’re so ANGRY lol!


  35. 35
    STLVixen says:

    This fake “Thug Life” replica is ridic. Tiger needs more people and he has never been this ‘hood. Why does he have a ski hat on? I am at a loss of words at this supposedly artistic photo.

    Vanity Fair won’t be getting my money for this crap.


  36. 36
    ReadTheBlog says:

    All y’all women wondering, Y’ALL ARE CRAZY! Tiger look like Tyrone Biggums in that pic (shouts out to Dave Chapelle).

    Annie Lebowitz takes good photos. If you follow her track record, she always photos celebs that are on the come up, on the downswing, doing a career change or in a crisis. She’s drama just like them!


  37. 37
    free says:

    lmao at RTB. okay, he def look like tyrone from the neck up! :lolol:

    however, he is looking right from the neck down. i like guys with hair on their chests so his nips are cool w/me. :lick:


  38. 38
    free says:

    attorneymom Says: Why does he have that “OJ Simpson” Hat that Johnny Cochran wore in his “If it don’t fit, you must acquit” closing argument?

    **********************************************

    damn yall got me :lolol: today!


  39. 39
    ro says:

    tiger that dude! he loves him some blond headed womens! so don’t HATE!


  40. 40
    H.B.I.C says:

    :rules: Tiger, this is your N*gga wake up call! take heed because these Saltines never bought into your denial of Blackness and have been salivating for years to knock you off your pedestal because see while you weren’t aware everyone else see’s you as a Black man FIRST. The reality of these Saltines being bested by…..YES a Black man in a sport where a tournament is called the MASTERS was just unacceptable. And what did you do?! screw every White blonde (natural or pharmeceutical) domestic, minimum wage earners and trailer park residents!! Allowing your penis to give them the ammunition. That you dared do this to the type of woman (thin, blonde and WHITE) they covet and put national B.O.L.O’s out on if the Aryan Princess dare takes too long to come back from the john, to them meant not only are you not worthy but you are also ungrateful. In your warped mind anything White is right because you’d rather drop a trick to her trailer who stores your text messages and photos years after the fact than be seen with a Black woman even if she is highly attractive, educated, independently wealthy and most important of all discreet. The Klan has come to roost hope the Cablasian community is holding you down bruh! :coffee:


  41. 41
    Bird says:

    Is that supposed to be a sexy pic? He’s gonna need to work on those pics before he poses topless again.


  42. 42
    Lovely One says:

    :newbie:

    Is this the body of a cablasian? This picture is wack on so many levels. Boooooooooo!!!!!!!!


  43. 43
    trynabeme says:

    :lame: that is ALL :coffee:


  44. 44
    trynabeme says:

    :welcome: @ Lovely One


  45. 45
    ladedj1819 says:

    AUNTIE EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW WHAT IS THIS i got to go:hurl:


  46. 46
    ladedj1819 says:

    :hurl:


  47. 47
    Lovely One says:

    @ trynabeme

    Thanks for the welcome!


  48. 48
    ladedj1819 says:

    them nipples look drawed on fake, his neck look weird , lips look like lady lips ELIN run baby :warning:


  49. 49

    No photoshop? They could have photoshopped him a six-pack ab or something?


  50. 50
    BrealistiK says:

    His nipples look infected. Dark skinned Blacks nipples are lighter than that. :confused:


  51. 51
    whatnow says:

    Wow, he’s got some really black nipples. Even though he’s not ripped and cut all up I still think this pic is kinda sexy, in a nasty way. His face is still busted though.


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