Audio: Monica Talks To Ryan Cameron (Will She Take Rocko Back?)
Yesterday, Monica was the in-studio guest on V-103′s Ryan Cameron Show. She spoke about the amazing success of her new CD, Still Standing, which is flying off the store shelves, and she spoke about her relationship status with her children’s father, Rocko. Will Monica forgive Rocko’s cheating ways and take him back?
LISTEN: Monica on the Ryan Cameron Show
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Thats a cute picture..
But I cant hear the audio at work Sandra, so can you (or someone) please summarize
Hey it is what it s that’s her thing.
I finally got her CD yesterday and LOVE it, BUT her song, “Believing in Me,” sounds a tad bit like a song Lauryn Hill did right before everybody said she went crazy. but I’ll leave that alone this morning.
Hmmmmm…
All I want to know is why did she choose him anyway and if she does take him back, it will be because of the children.
Good Morning Everyone!
I like Rocko and Monica together. They have 2 beautiful sons and definitely love each other. I hope that they can reconcile. Watching Monica’s TV show allowed us the chance to see what a great guy and father Rocko is. Forgiveness can be hard but when you forgive you free yourself. I think there will always be hope for those two. Just my opinion.
I am listening to Monica on Rickey now
Morning/TGIF
Good morning fam. Like Florida, I can’t hear the audio but if Monica wants to take Rocko back that’s her business. He has shown her who he is and what he is capable of doing and if she wants him, then that’s her.
Í just don’t give a f@ck
i think she’s going to take him back cuz pride will get the best of her – they’re prolly already back together. she’s like a lot of women who need some sorry @$$ nig.ga to validate who they are. him “picking” her over another jumpoff is an ego boost for her. that’s sometimes the reason why you have all these babymamas with kids so close in age…cuz dude was going back and forth between the two.
@Sandra, Is your stripper girlfriend going to take your behind back? Blank stare.
lnp03 says:
I like Rocko and Monica together. They have 2 beautiful sons and definitely love each other. I hope that they can reconcile. Watching Monica’s TV show allowed us the chance to see what a great guy and father Rocko is. Forgiveness can be hard but when you forgive you free yourself. I think there will always be hope for those two. Just my opinion.
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Rocko…is that u?
Shhhhh!
Say what???
@ Flo
She’s talking about her usual. She was talking about how she doesn’t like it when individuals post anonymous comments, she says her break up with Rocko wasn’t a publicity stunt, she is putting her kids first in her life, she is single and not interested in dating anyone. She also states that when she opens up, it’s to show her fans how real she is and to help you relate to her more, not for people to dig into her personal business and uncover negative things about her. Ryan asked her about her thoughts on a reconciliation and she says she is praying and asking God to give her guidance.
Orville Redenbacher is turning flips in his grave at all this popcorn eatin’ going on!!
:NEWPOST: PLEASE
Thanks SoulStar – Beautiful pic by the way
And I pray that God gives her guidance too, cause its never easy dealing with those situations.
Good Murnting Y’all :waving:
Did anyone get to see Badu on Wendy Williams last night? After she sang, Wendy hugged Erykah, and Erykah looked a little uneasy; as if she wanted to steal on Wendy
No smile or nothing that the normal ‘grateful to be on a talk show’ artist ususally does.
#whatsthatabout #jussayin
buzzing Sandra to the ring…someone is trying to knock you out EARL
buzzing Sandra to the ring…
Back to lurking
That’s great that she and Rocko can put aside their differences to be good parents to their children. IMO If they worked things out that would be nice too! People can change and if its meant to be then it will be. If not I still wish her the best with everything! BUT She was going in on the New York dudes when Rocko is just as bad when talking lol. New York ppl do irk me when talking all that slang tho…
Disclaimer: Not that it matters but I still think Rocko is extra corny!!
Y’all Rickey Smiley and the Bruhs was going hard this morning!
Ladies, watch ya booties – it’s a lot of Ques on the loose and you know they will bite ya ass!
@ OTB
yeah, i saw that on Wendy. Erykah didn’t even smile back as Wendy was talking to her
@ ms.truth
girl stop!! ctfu!! i just spit water lol’ing at you!!
eating
and 
at @Mspeng’s comment!!!
@ mizzdallas
why u wanna a new post so bad?? this is a great start to a Friday!!
@Sandra, at least you didn’t kill yourself over the break up. You just cut your hair and it actually looks nice.
ohhhh sh!t. here we go.
people break up and make up. it’s what we do. just keep making good music, monica. her personal life is her business.
Can I have some
Ladies, watch ya booties – it’s a lot of Ques on the loose and you know they will bite ya ass!
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Alotta Ques??? Whats that?
Paralegal Mammy must’ve got hold of some good
to come all up in SandraRose’s house being messy like that!!
Morning folks!!
Could Monica have put like 3 more songs on her CD? It’s like 40 min long
oooooooooooooo
this is getting good!! but why do I feel like I’m back in high school urging on a fight??
Is ATL really that small that folks really know eachothers business
Civil, don’t be so damn negative
@ Flo
Thanks.
@ ms.truth
cuz we ain’t got shyt else to do on a Friday morning at work!
speakinmymind Says:
Paralegal Mammy must’ve got hold of some good to come all up in SandraRose’s house being messy like that!!
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& Sandra aint payin it no mind
Sidenote: the haircut is cute though!
@point… Totally AGREE !!!
wow! more
because attorneymom is not backing off. Where’s Rocko…oops lnp03 with his trying to make us like him? Good try…u get E for effort!
speakinmymind Says:
@ ms.truth
cuz we ain’t got shyt else to do on a Friday morning at work!
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and no sun this morning, this weather got me all messed up…I just want to go chill somewhere.
CivilEngineer Says:
Morning folks!!
Could Monica have put like 3 more songs on her CD? It’s like 40 min long
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No like 30 something min!! I like it alot but it could have used a few more songs lol. I like a 13 song minimum. I was upset with Maxwell too! He was gone all those years and come back with like 9 songs smh…
Cinnamon Kisses Says:
Is ATL really that small that folks really know eachothers business
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no, it’s not. only those who run in the wannabe, Z-list, $30K millionaire, driving a luxury car while living in a 600sq. ft condo with a roommate crowd!! the wannabe Decatur flavors and the crowd that’s at every party advertised on urban blog sites…yeah, that crowd is small and know each other’s business.
@Sandra…..what is the purpose of keeping paralegal..I mean attorneymom around….seroiusly…she’s like a bad seed…a bad apple….a bad taste in your mouth…a bad smell…a bad joke….
I saw Charles mini-went off on attorneymom yesterday for buying Monica’s album…maybe that’s why she’s back here.
ms.truth Says:
speakinmymind Says:
@ ms.truth
cuz we ain’t got shyt else to do on a Friday morning at work!
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and no sun this morning, this weather got me all messed up…I just want to go chill somewhere.
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Okay, the sun aint shining here either and Chili’s 2-4-1 drinks are calling my name
Wow!! What a difference a day makes.
$30K millionaire
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BamaBeauty Says:
@Sandra…..what is the purpose of keeping paralegal..I mean attorneymom around….seroiusly…she’s like a bad seed…a bad apple….a bad taste in your mouth…a bad smell…a bad joke….
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like a ‘poot-broccoli hoe’! u ain’t ****!!
@Sandra & bitchazz co-signers, You are all punkazzes visiting Charles’ blog and talking ish about me anonymously. I was minding my own business. Why do insist on giving me so much attention like I am a celeb or something? Flattery will get you no where. Now stfu, get a life and leave me alone.
speakinmymind Says:
Cinnamon Kisses Says:
Is ATL really that small that folks really know eachothers business
that basically sums it up.
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no, it’s not. only those who run in the wannabe, Z-list, $30K millionaire, driving a luxury car while living in a 600sq. ft condo with a roommate crowd!! the wannabe Decatur flavors and the crowd that’s at every party advertised on urban blog sites…yeah, that crowd is small and know each other’s business.
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she should move on. not saying not to forgive him but how would she ever be able to trust him again. she’ll be spending all her nights wondering if he’s with someone else or if he’s telling her the truth. life is too short man. find someone who is looking for what you’re looking for. that’s why it’s so important to be equally yoked.
Top of the morning to everyone…
I see today is gonna be a good day!!!!
@attorneymom…I hope that wasn’t directed towards me honeyboo.
If Sandra cuts ATTY, she need to let a few others go as well. She is not the worse of the bunch.
wait for it…wait for it…
POOT BROCCOLI HOE!!
@speak
speakinmymind Says:
BamaBeauty Says:
@Sandra…..what is the purpose of keeping paralegal..I mean attorneymom around….seroiusly…she’s like a bad seed…a bad apple….a bad taste in your mouth…a bad smell…a bad joke….
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like a ‘poot-broccoli hoe’! u ain’t ****!!
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Wal Mart hires 16 year olds?
Be for real. We’re laughing AT you hun, not WITH you
@speakinmymind
You are being bad this early in the morning
you better stop it lol.
Heeeeyyyyyy Chase!!!!!!
@RTB – Is Bey Bey preggers FOR REAL??? and
Wally World does hire 16 year olds… I think…
@RTB i heard the same thing this morning on the radio…
@danjas
SOME Females actually LUV that kind of Drama in their life & Maybe Monica is that type of Female
BTW… I LUV your gravatar !!!
Anybody ever been to Turks & Caicos (dont say LisaRaye) if so where did you stay and how was your stay on the Island? Please and thank you!
I’m all
ed out…this is too much for me. lol
@Danielle…EXACTLY! You can’t disappear from the music scene for 10 years and come back with only 9 or 10 songs. In Monica’s case, people who watched her show heard most of the songs already. I still bought it and I like it (it’s no BLACK) but it should have been 13+ songs
@Read…#imjustsayin
whatdidido? **in my Bonifa Halifa Sharifah Jackson from MADTv voice**
kimip84 Says:
@RTB i heard the same thing this morning on the radio…
did you guys see the video of bush and clinton in haiti shaking hands with the homeless people and then immediately bush wipes his hands on clintons shirt…UGH i cant stand that man
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I wish Clinton wouldv’e slapped his b.i.t.c.h a$$
That’s what Gary w Da Tea said, but I went to TMZ and didn’t see it on the site
I’m happy for her if she is – so she can ‘sadown’ somewhere for a minute!
What’s with that blur on Monicas butt in that pic? Was that someones water mark being erased?
@Nina if you are lurking Nubian bookstore is the place so you can put in a good word with Marcus for Iscream as well
I saw the Bush video and I was not surprised
@ kimip
I saw the video and saw how he tried to play it off by acting like he was giving Clinton a pat on the back. That man isn’t right.
Civil, you know I’m messing
It’s all good – everyone gets one 
I dont think Bey is pregnant though, she’s seems REALLY sincere when she says she’s not ready!
She didnt say she was back with Rocko this am on Rickey (if she was thats her biz
)She said her love doesnt turn into hate so you wont hear her dogging him out and that they had to get back to friend mode so they could raise their kids together. He took them to school this am since she was doing radio.
Bush is an idiot. Someone should have spit in his face, and really gave him a reason to wipe something off!
@RTB Gary with the tea had everybody going to TMZ he must have meant ****
ok, what Bush did was ignorant but i don’t know if i wouldn’t have done the same thing.
only difference is cameras caught him doing it. i’ve wiped my hands after shaking with some people before.
#dontjudgeme
Sandra, can you post some pics of Shawty Lo – it’s Friday and we’re all in a clowning mood! Where is Krysi and Brown?
LURKING HARDER THAN A FAGGOT IN A BAR LOOKING FOR ACTION!!! WHAT IT DO LIKE FOLKS!!!! @ EVERYONE
attorneymom Says:
@Sandra & ****azz co-signers, You are all punkazzes visiting Charles’ blog and talking ish about me anonymously. I was minding my own business. Why do insist on giving me so much attention like I am a celeb or something? Flattery will get you no where. Now stfu, get a life and leave me alone.
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OH MY…SOMEONE IS CRANKY TODAY..LOL
speakinmymind Says:
Cinnamon Kisses Says:
Is ATL really that small that folks really know eachothers business
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no, it’s not. only those who run in the wannabe, Z-list, $30K millionaire, driving a luxury car while living in a 600sq. ft condo with a roommate crowd!! the wannabe Decatur flavors and the crowd that’s at every party advertised on urban blog sites…yeah, that crowd is small and know each other’s business.
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THANK YOU @ speak. And might I add, all of the people mentioned above are the transplants aka out-of-towners that give the real ATL a bad name (as if we can’t tell by looking at them).
ReadTheBlog Says:
Sandra, can you post some pics of Shawty Lo – it’s Friday and we’re all in a clowning mood! Where is Krysi and Brown?
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or some pics of Babe and Clifford would work just as well!
#jussayin
speaking of pregnancy…my friend came this morning, so I’m not.
just got to be a little more careful these next 6 months…anyone tried the superthin condoms??
Daisy Says:
She didnt say she was back with Rocko this am on Rickey (if she was thats her biz )She said her love doesnt turn into hate so you wont hear her dogging him out and that they had to get back to friend mode so they could raise their kids together. He took them to school this am since she was doing radio.
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Thats whats up though… Me and my BD are friends
and we get along really good… H3ll, we text message back and fourth all day, damn near everyday!
QuettaV Says:
LURKING HARDER THAN A FAGGOT IN A BAR LOOKING FOR ACTION!!! WHAT IT DO LIKE FOLKS!!!! @ EVERYONE
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WE IN THE SAME BOAT BOO CAUSE IM LIKE DAMN ATTORNEYMOM GOING IN HARD LIKE SHE WANNA FIGHT!LOL
Heyyyyy Quetta :waving:
WHAT IT DO QUETTAV!! come outta lurkmode and join the fun. it’s quiet as heck at my job today so i am bored as heck.
speakinmymind Says:
ok, what Bush did was ignorant but i don’t know if i wouldn’t have done the same thing. only difference is cameras caught him doing it. i’ve wiped my hands after shaking with some people before.
#dontjudgeme
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#notjudging I have too. But we arent under surveilance(sp) 24/7, so we get a pass
speakinmymind Says:
ok, what Bush did was ignorant but i don’t know if i wouldn’t have done the same thing. only difference is cameras caught him doing it. i’ve wiped my hands after shaking with some people before.
#dontjudgeme
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You are always so honest, I feel you tho! I have done the same, slightly rubbing on my pants after the shake lol. Sometimes I won’t even shake it but Bush should have known there were cams around and just found the nearest restroom lol.
Daisy Says:
Anybody ever been to Turks & Caicos (dont say LisaRaye) if so where did you stay and how was your stay on the Island? Please and thank you!
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I’m trying to get there this summer, but the way things look it will not be happening. I have done a little research and it seems like a really nice place to visit. I am still hoping that things work out for me and I can go…
ReadTheBlog Says:
Sandra, can you post some pics of Shawty Lo – it’s Friday and we’re all in a clowning mood! Where is Krysi and Brown?
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Im wandering the same thing…
And OutsideTheBox…. And MsKaylamomma….
I guess they met up for breakfast this morning and “forgot” to send us the *e-invite
Ms. Thickness Says:
QuettaV Says:
LURKING HARDER THAN A FAGGOT IN A BAR LOOKING FOR ACTION!!! WHAT IT DO LIKE FOLKS!!!! @ EVERYONE
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WE IN THE SAME BOAT BOO CAUSE IM LIKE DAMN ATTORNEYMOM GOING IN HARD LIKE SHE WANNA FIGHT!LOL
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i JUST DO THIS
when I see those posts.
I do think its time for Monica to drop her 2nd single #random
Hey Queeta
I don’t think she’s gonna leave him.
Good morning SR Fam!
speakinmymind Says:
ok, what Bush did was ignorant but i don’t know if i wouldn’t have done the same thing. only difference is cameras caught him doing it. i’ve wiped my hands after shaking with some people before.
#dontjudgeme
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I would of done the same thing. Touching someone’s hand can be very trick at times they can feel fine and at other times they can be sweaty and clammy feeling.
ReadTheBlog Says:
That’s what Gary w Da Tea said, but I went to TMZ and didn’t see it on the site
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I was watching abc news in the wee hours and they actually quoted another site that can’t be mentioned as their source. I thought to myself, that shabby site is trying to come up in the world.
Hey QueeeeetttttaaaaaaV & Ms Thickness
Happy Friday bbbiiiiitttttcccchhhhheeeesssss
@Chase I am going in July/Aug. I have been looking at resorts so has my gfriends we think we found a spot the windsong resort. My neighbor went for a wk for her 40th b day but she rented a villa. My co worker has been but cant remember where she stayed
I can’t wait 
@ Danielle84 and Flo
now yall know Bush ain’t smart! waiting to find a restroom or wiping his hand on his pants woulda been too much like right.
have yall ever hesitated when a person has their hand out and you didn’t want to shake it cuz they had sneezed or coughed and used that same hand to cover their nose/mouth?
Cinnamon Kisses Says:
Heyyyyy Quetta :waving:
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5speakinmymind Says:
WHAT IT DO QUETTAV!! come outta lurkmode and join the fun. it’s quiet as heck at my job today so i am bored as heck.
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I have to get my lurking on first.
@ ms.truth, praise God yours came and you can still fit into that wedding dress. Mine still is a no show though
As far as the “thin condoms” – I never used them, h3ll, all we have are Magnums(not sure if they come in “thin” or not). But I had asked about the YOURS AND MINE K-Y-Jelly yesterday… Anybody know if its some good????
FloridaChick813 Says:
Hey QueeeeetttttaaaaaaV & Ms Thickness
Happy Friday bbbiiiiitttttcccchhhhheeeesssss
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Right SLAP bact to you!!!!!
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Quitta!!!!!!! where u been at twin!
^_______ dead @ Babe!
HEY Quitttaaa Mae
@speak ok i agree in a sense but i mean c’mon son…right on clintons shirt when you know cameras are taping it. i mean he could of played it off and wiped his hand on his pants something…but the way he did it was not cool IMO
Speakin’ I’ve told a few of my patients that I don’t shake hands
I said I have a kits at home, and I don’t want em sick.
I don’t play up in here!
@ Daisy
now you know good and well your coworker remembers where she stayed. she just doesn’t want to tell you!
speakinmymind Says:
@ Danielle84 and Flo
now yall know Bush ain’t smart! waiting to find a restroom or wiping his hand on his pants woulda been too much like right.
have yall ever hesitated when a person has their hand out and you didn’t want to shake it cuz they had sneezed or coughed and used that same hand to cover their nose/mouth?
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People do nasty ish with their hands, and not everybody is big on washing them.
speakinmymind Says:
@ Danielle84 and Flo
now yall know Bush ain’t smart! waiting to find a restroom or wiping his hand on his pants woulda been too much like right.
have yall ever hesitated when a person has their hand out and you didn’t want to shake it cuz they had sneezed or coughed and used that same hand to cover their nose/mouth?
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I’ll extend the same hand so they’ll have to use their other hand. They usually get the point.
Where is Intense? I haven’t seen her all week. Is her keyboard broke cause I know she types hard typing in all caps..
@ kimip84
because i have such low expectations for Bush, i actually laughed when i saw it. Clinton was oblivious to the whole thing and Bush thought he was being slick about it..like he was patting him on the back.
FloridaChick813 Says:
Hey QueeeeetttttaaaaaaV & Ms Thickness
Happy Friday bbbiiiiitttttcccchhhhheeeesssss
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WHATS UP FLO
ms.truth Says:
speakinmymind Says:
@ Danielle84 and Flo
now yall know Bush ain’t smart! waiting to find a restroom or wiping his hand on his pants woulda been too much like right.
have yall ever hesitated when a person has their hand out and you didn’t want to shake it cuz they had sneezed or coughed and used that same hand to cover their nose/mouth?
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I’ll extend the same hand so they’ll have to use their other hand. They usually get the point.
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Good Idea :thumsup:
@ RTB
i’ma cut you!! u ain’t shyt!
Daisy, isn’t that peak hurricane time? :scared:
@ Quetta – How you doin twin!!!
I’ve been handling some business. And starting to look for work (part time)
Heeeeeyyyyyyyy Chica!!! How you doing today?
don’t get me wrong…i will bust out my hand sanitizer in a minute especially if i saw what you did with those hands prior to me shaking it LOL
@Flo
I’ve seen some commercials about ultra thin condoms. I can’t remember the last time I bought some though so I feel a little out of the loop.
That Yours and Mine K-Y Jelly sounds like it may be a winner though. *puts that on my shopping list along with fruit roll up and popsicles*
If I DON’T already know you… I’m NOT Going to shake your hand (Real…)
And IF A friend of mine introduces me to someone for the first time, They WILL GET The Fist-Bump treatment
I was in court and there was this atty with this gnarled up hand, but his other hand was OK, and I was just thinking: HE DOES EVERYTHING WITH THAT GOOD HAND. Wipe his ass, eat, jack off, pick his nose, SHAKE OTHER PEOPLES HANDS, open doors….
ReadTheBlog Says:
Where is Intense? I haven’t seen her all week. Is her keyboard broke cause I know she types hard typing in all caps..
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ReadTheBlog Says:
Daisy, isn’t that peak hurricane time? :scared:
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Im not Daisy, but
it is 
@speak i laughed too like WTF bush is off the chain and all i could do was shake my head b/c clinton had no idea what was going on
I’m a
and all this going this morning is getting good. 
ReadTheBlog Says:
Where is Intense? I haven’t seen her all week. Is her keyboard broke cause I know she types hard typing in all caps..
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I was gonna ask the same thing earlier this week, but I didnt wanna give her the gratification of asking about her a.s.s.
Sure hope she’s okay though, I dont wish bad on nobody
@RTB lmfao
i dang near chocked on my water
have yall ever hesitated when a person has their hand out and you didn’t want to shake it cuz they had sneezed or coughed and used that same hand to cover their nose/mouth?
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Not, hesitant, I simply won’t shake your hand and will say “You just sneezed,” with a smile. I’m not being rude, nor can that person get upset b/c you are the unsanitary person in this situation. I don’t like shaking hands anyway if it doesn’t involve business so I’m not in a position to talk about Bush.
I’d never wipe my hands on someone’s shirt.
Someone will have your e welccome packet soon!
Daisy Says:
@Chase I am going in July/Aug. I have been looking at resorts so has my gfriends we think we found a spot the windsong resort. My neighbor went for a wk for her 40th b day but she rented a villa. My co worker has been but cant remember where she stayed I can’t wait
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Have fun, we were suppose to go in June for a wedding but unless something magical happens between now and then we are so out of gas…. I was looking at the ocean club or the west bay club.
ms.truth Says:
@Flo
I’ve seen some commercials about ultra thin condoms. I can’t remember the last time I bought some though so I feel a little out of the loop.
That Yours and Mine K-Y Jelly sounds like it may be a winner though. *puts that on my shopping list along with fruit roll up and popsicles*
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I bought some yesterday, but we cant try it out til after April 24th && IMMA BE INSANE BY THEN
((but i’ll let cha know if you need to get some for the honeymoon or not))
ReadTheBlog Says:
I was in court and there was this atty with this gnarled up hand, but his other hand was OK, and I was just thinking: HE DOES EVERYTHING WITH THAT GOOD HAND. Wipe his ass, eat, jack off, pick his nose, SHAKE OTHER PEOPLES HANDS, open doors….
that was too funny.
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Hey allwrightyden
Kimip, I swear an idle mind is the
workshop. I can’t help it, I alwasy find myself analyzing people and their appearances like that.
Oh and that was to you Flo. You’re the only 1 I call Chica
@Readtheblog…..thanks
ReadTheBlog Says:
Where is Intense? I haven’t seen her all week. Is her keyboard broke cause I know she types hard typing in all caps..
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THAT’S FUNNY!!!!!
@speak my co worker went when she was single she been married for over 15yrs so I believe her. She told me where I could stay if I ever decide to go to Bermuda which is her fav island. She said she has been 3x.
I always travel to an Island every summer and never run into a hurricane *fingers crossed*
ReadTheBlog Says:
I was in court and there was this atty with this gnarled up hand, but his other hand was OK, and I was just thinking: HE DOES EVERYTHING WITH THAT GOOD HAND. Wipe his ass, eat, jack off, pick his nose, SHAKE OTHER PEOPLES HANDS, open doors….
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somebody get the paddles!! cuz i’m dying over here! I.CAN’T.BREEVE!!
ReadTheBlog Says:
I was in court and there was this atty with this gnarled up hand, but his other hand was OK, and I was just thinking: HE DOES EVERYTHING WITH THAT GOOD HAND. Wipe his ass, eat, jack off, pick his nose, SHAKE OTHER PEOPLES HANDS, open doors….
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OMG that is disgusting
BUT, ur absolutley right!
@RTB i feel you though…i really do.
Welcome allwrightyden
I sent @allrighty an e welcome packet already and never got it back *looks back through files* its not here but
again!
Heeey Quitta!
ms.truth Says:
@Flo
I’ve seen some commercials about ultra thin condoms. I can’t remember the last time I bought some though so I feel a little out of the loop.
That Yours and Mine K-Y Jelly sounds like it may be a winner though. *puts that on my shopping list along with fruit roll up and popsicles*
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I bought some yesterday, but we cant try it out til after April 24th && IMMA BE INSANE BY THEN
((but i’ll let cha know if you need to get some for the honeymoon or not))
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Don’t try that warming shyte by ky jelly… I had third degree burns in places that I don’t want to talk about…
@Flo
did his hand look like this?
@ Quitta Mae -
But im good lady, dying laughing in my head cause these two grown a.s.s. ladies got into a fight in my apartments yesterday. Two grown a.s.s. ladies rollin around on the ground. Hair a mess. Clothes ripped up and dirty. No shoes.
No ma’am
@RTB
No the CAPS LOCK button is either broken, jammed or stuck.
I don’t shake hands often. Only with friends and the old men at church. I go to a mostly melanin free school and I’ve seen where hands go and don’t go (soap) so I greet people with a head nod. But I do carry hand sanitizer, just in case!!!
@kimip84…heeey
Heeeyyy Daisy….
@ELove – you’re right. some women do like that kinda drama. i couldn’t do it tho. i’d rather be alone then to have to deal with that.
thanks – my avatar is what i feel like doing at work some days. you know how it is.. foolin with people workin my nerves. lol
@speak stop it LMFAO why did i picture dude from scary movie with that hand
Daisy Says:
@speak my co worker went when she was single she been married for over 15yrs so I believe her. She told me where I could stay if I ever decide to go to Bermuda which is her fav island. She said she has been 3x.
I always travel to an Island every summer and never run into a hurricane *fingers crossed*
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You should be fine girl. If you dont mind me asking, which Islands have you visisted?
Quetta – Don’t try that warming shyte by ky jelly… I had third degree burns in places that I don’t want to talk about…
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Ouch!
FloridaChick813 Says:
But im good lady, dying laughing in my head cause these two grown a.s.s. ladies got into a fight in my apartments yesterday. Two grown a.s.s. ladies rollin around on the ground. Hair a mess. Clothes ripped up and dirty. No shoes.
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aw well dam.n!
ReadTheBlog Says:
Kimip, I swear an idle mind is the DEVILS workshop. I can’t help it, I alwasy find myself analyzing people and their appearances like that.
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HONEY THAT DOESNT MATTER…I WORK AT A MAJOR AVAITION COMPANY AND MY MANAGER IS THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS…MAKING MAJOR CASH..LOOKS CLEAN CUT AND ALL…BUT THE NASTY BASTARD DONT WASH HIS HANDS…HE TRIED TO PAT ME ON THE BACK I DAMN NEAR FELL TO THE FLOOR DODGING THAT TOUCH…EWWW
QuettaV Says:
Don’t try that warming shyte by ky jelly… I had third degree burns in places that I don’t want to talk about…
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I remember you said that before, so I didnt get that one
@ Flo – Hahahaha!!! That’s a mess. Did you have your popcorn watching the fight?
kimip84 Says:
@speak stop it LMFAO why did i picture dude from scary movie with that hand
my eyes are watering and my stomach hurts! that hand was disgusting and he kept touching people with it!!
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oh shyt!
ms.truth Says:
@Flo
you better make sure your bed is secured GOOD or else you going to be bed shopping April 25th.
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Girl who u tellin??
I might need to go ahead and purchase some wall plaster and paint too.. aint no tellin how crazy its gonna get. LOL
Speak! Yes, and it was 1/2 way tucked in his suit sleeve but every now and then, it would kinda peek out and say ‘Hey’!
On the for real, I commend him for getting through law school with that.
I think I would have just embraced my disability and stayed at the house!
Y’all
for me.
Sandra may have to get an e-restraining order.
kimip84 Says:
@speak stop it LMFAO why did i picture dude from scary movie with that hand
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((sticks finger in cake icing)) “MY GERMS”
Lexus Says:
@RTB
No the CAPS LOCK button is either broken, jammed or stuck.
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Yall a mess!
kimip84 Says:
@speak stop it LMFAO why did i picture dude from scary movie with that hand
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LMFAO I DID TOO WITH HIS STRONG HAND
LOL @ mspeng. No, I’m not Rocko. I just believe in love. I love to see strong black families. I am a hopeless romantic and always wants the best for people.
ReadTheBlog Says:
Speak! Yes, and it was 1/2 way tucked in his suit sleeve but every now and then, it would kinda peek out and say ‘Hey’!
On the for real, I commend him for getting through law school with that. I think I would have just embraced my disability and stayed at the house!
Y’all for me.
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LMFAO @ the hand peekin out sayin “hey”
grab my good hand LMAO ooooh man…i wish we could post pics with comments b/c i found a pic with dude and the hand
Ms. Thickness Says:
ReadTheBlog Says:
Kimip, I swear an idle mind is the DEVILS workshop. I can’t help it, I alwasy find myself analyzing people and their appearances like that.
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HONEY THAT DOESNT MATTER…I WORK AT A MAJOR AVAITION COMPANY AND MY MANAGER IS THE DIRECTOR OF OPERATIONS…MAKING MAJOR CASH..LOOKS CLEAN CUT AND ALL…BUT THE NASTY BASTARD DONT WASH HIS HANDS…HE TRIED TO PAT ME ON THE BACK I DAMN NEAR FELL TO THE FLOOR DODGING THAT TOUCH…EWWW
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@ Quitta Mae – I was lookin at them fools like
Make it sooo bad, one of them is my bff
so you know I was clowning. One dude had a video camera, it was a damn mess. I was at home cookin and my son comes flyin in talkin about “Mommmyyyyyy!!!!!!! Toya is fightin Tay Tay mama!” So im like “What? Boy get outta here and quit lyin!” My baby said “Im not lyin girl! They are rollin around on the ground!”
So you know I had to turn the stove off and run my a.s.s. out there!
ReadTheBlog Says:
Speak! Yes, and it was 1/2 way tucked in his suit sleeve but every now and then, it would kinda peek out and say ‘Hey’
I can’t today.
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See……..no you didn’t say his knub it “peeked out”.
Another time I was forced to shake hands, it actually turned into a fist bump.
My husband took me to the ‘law school prom’ and he introduced me to one of his team members. Well she was walking with a limp and a cup in her hand and she stuck her hand out and I was like ‘Hey’ and gave her some dap.
Then it dawned on me that she was disabled, and presented me with her dead arm/hand.:omg:
My husband said he forgot to tell me. I thought she was just being cool, I swear I wanted to die that night.
Imma quit fooling with those lawyers
I was in undergrad with a guy with a Scary Movie hand. It wasn’t a problem until he started feeling himself. He thought all of the girls liked him because they were cordial and he’d always try to run THAT hand through someone’s hair.
@ kimip84- I’m disgusted with you got me googleling the hand.
Lexus, I’m so serious.
@RTB…i can’t…girl
these stories are killin me right now…and i know ol girl changed the battery in her hearing aid and can hear me back her laughing now…OMG ya’ll are a mess today…
ReadTheBlog Says:
Another time I was forced to shake hands, it actually turned into a fist bump.
My husband took me to the ‘law school prom’ and he introduced me to one of his team members. Well she was walking with a limp and a cup in her hand and she stuck her hand out and I was like ‘Hey’ and gave her some dap.
Then it dawned on me that she was disabled, and presented me with her dead arm/hand.:omg:
My husband said he forgot to tell me. I thought she was just being cool, I swear I wanted to die that night.
Imma quit fooling with those lawyers
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yall are going to get me fired this morning
I have been tripping out ALL morning. I been getting side-eyed.
@RTB
Then it dawned on me that she was disabled, and presented me with her dead arm/hand.:omg
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STOP!
@quitta lol sorry…i had to do it though hahaha
Flo- Make it sooo bad, one of them is my bff
so you know I was clowning. One dude had a video camera, it was a damn mess. I was at home cookin and my son comes flyin in talkin about “Mommmyyyyyy!!!!!!! Toya is fightin Tay Tay mama!” So im like “What? Boy get outta here and quit lyin!” My baby said “Im not lyin girl! They are rollin around on the ground!”
So you know I had to turn the stove off and run my a.s.s. out there!
That is crazzzzyyyy. 
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@Daisy
As long as you travel before August your chances of meeting up with a hurricane is very slim. Ya’ll should consider June/July instead (IF Possible of course). I would pray for anybody traveling to the Caribbean in September though….
Ohpretty, don’t you think they should warn someone? I’m a very facially expressive person, so it’s really hard to hide my shock and awe
What’s the ettiquite rule on that one?
ReadTheBlog Says:
Speak! Yes, and it was 1/2 way tucked in his suit sleeve but every now and then, it would kinda peek out and say ‘Hey’!
On the for real, I commend him for getting through law school with that. I think I would have just embraced my disability and stayed at the house!
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‘Lisbeth, i’m comin to join ya’ honey!!
@ RTB
Please stop!
@ RTB – Please stop playing with us today, pllleeeeaaassseee.
What the hell? I can’t today. I can’t. LOL
ohpretty1 Says:
I was in undergrad with a guy with a Scary Movie hand. It wasn’t a problem until he started feeling himself. He thought all of the girls liked him because they were cordial and he’d always try to run THAT hand through someone’s hair.
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We had one of them at our school. and that boy was PAID so he thought he really had pull.. Im like “boy if you only know they want ya money, not to be carressed by those hands”
@ Read
i can barely type i’m laughing so hard! stop it please!
OMGGGGG, U R KILLIN ME TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
@ RTB – What’s the ettiquite rule on that one?
You know that same frozen look she has 365 days 366 leap year. Yup that one.
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You gotta do the Nicole Kidman.
ReadTheBlog Says:
Ohpretty, don’t you think they should warn someone? I’m a very facially expressive person, so it’s really hard to hide my shock and awe
What’s the ettiquite rule on that one?
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WE R ON THE SAME PAGE!!!! My friends always tell me, you’re a sweetie but we can read your thoughts when something isn’t right. But yes, someone should have warned me. I became known as ‘the girl that cussed out the boy with the f*cked up hand.’ Oh, I forgot to mention he tried to run that thing though my tresses. *passes out at the memory*
Be careful when you go to shake hands – you never know what my be presented to you. Scope things out, and dont’ ever get comfortable!
Quitta Says:
@ RTB – What’s the ettiquite rule on that one?
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You gotta do the Nicole Kidman. You know that same frozen look she has 365 days 366 leap year. Yup that one.
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FloridaChick813 Says:
ohpretty1 Says:
I was in undergrad with a guy with a Scary Movie hand. It wasn’t a problem until he started feeling himself. He thought all of the girls liked him because they were cordial and he’d always try to run THAT hand through someone’s hair.
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We had one of them at our school. and that boy was PAID so he thought he really had pull.. Im like “boy if you only know they want ya money, not to be carressed by those hands
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The one at my school had recently had a baby so he really thought he was macking. I had never met a young man with that level of arrogance in my life! I had to tell him, no one wants to be mean to the handicap boy, that’s why they’re smiling!
@RTB BOO YOU KILLIN ME OVER HERE…I WORK WITH A DUDE WITH A STRONG HAND BUT HE HOLD IT CLOSE TO HIM AND LIKE THE T-REX HAND (GOD FORGIVE ME)ONE DAY HE CAME TO MY OFFICE TO ASK ME A QUESTION AND BUDDY CALLED HIMSELF MASSAGING MY SHOULDER WITH THE STRONG HAND AND DAMN NEAR CRUSHED MY COLLAR BONE…I WAS LIKE BOY YOU BETTA MOVE CAUSE LORDS KNOW I WANTED TO 3 STOOGES HIS A.S.S. AND POKE HIM IN HIS EYE…
ohpretty1 Says:
The one at my school had recently had a baby so he really thought he was macking. I had never met a young man with that level of arrogance in my life! I had to tell him, no one wants to be mean to the handicap boy, that’s why they’re smiling!
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NO NO NOT NICE..LMAO
I cant listen to the audio right now but I hope she doesn’t take that loser back. Although one thing I know from personal experience is you cant force someone to leave a bad situation til they’re ready and love has a way of making you blind deaf and dumb. I know when I was younger I was attracted to thug like men but as I got older I learned my lesson and now nothing is sexier to me than a strong minded intelligent brother who knows what being a man really is. Im gonna go read the comments now
Spoken just like a real attorney……………NOT!
NICE TO SEE HEFFAS THINKING OF ME-WHEN IT’S OBVIOUS SINCE I HAVEN’T BEEN ON HERE THAT I’M DEFINITELY NOT THINKING OF ANY OF YOU
TAKE YOUR CHEATING BOYFRIENDS/SPOUSES BACK, BEAT UP, CRUCIFY THEIR JUMP OFFS, AND DEVELOP ULCERS AND FROWN LINES FROM THE ANGER AND STRESS THEY CAUSE YOU
WHATEVA FLOATS YOUR BOAT-NOT MY MAN NOR MY PROBLEM
I CAN’T STAND WEAK WOMEN-WHO WHINE AND CRY ABOUT BEING TREATED BADLY BUT VOLUNTARILY AND CONTINOUSLY GO BACK ONLY TO BE ABUSED AND MISTREATED AGAIN
BUT I DIGRESS-CERTAINLY IF I AM NOT ANGRY TOO AND READY TO GREASE UP AND STOMP A JUMP OFF, I MUST BE A JUMP OFF VS A WOMAN WHOSE NOT WILLING TO TOLERATE A CHEATING MAN OR HAND HIM A GET-A-AWAY WITH CHEATING PASS BY BLAMING EVERYONE ELSE BUT HIM
LOL-I’M GLAD I’M THE WAY I AM MAKES LIFE ALOT EASIER, WHEN YOU GET RID OF THE CHEATER-YALL KNOW THE REST:)
BamaBeauty Says:
@Sandra…..what is the purpose of keeping paralegal..I mean attorneymom around….seroiusly…she’s like a bad seed…a bad apple….a bad taste in your mouth…a bad smell…a bad joke….
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She hasn’t broken any rules yet. She’s entitled to her opinions.
@Sandra, I will give you credit you didn’t kick me off you blog like Gina (WAOD and Michelle Obama Watch). I see our little crew is back posting on her blog after talking about her like a dog. Dumb silly me, I was the main one defending her and trying to get our little crew back together. Now they are all one big happy family minus me. Hmmmm.
I am offering the olive branch again. I just want you and your worshipers (co-signers) to stop anonymously insulting me on other blogs, if possible. Thank you.