What if you woke up one morning to find that one of the world’s biggest narcissists decided to make you his only friend on Twitter?
That’s the dilemma that Steven Holmes of Coventry, England faced when he woke up one day last week.
The one ‘friend’ that Kanye West is following on Twitter told a reporter that he doesn’t even like the rapper.
“The funny thing is, I’m not his biggest fan,” said Holmes.
The humble 19-year-old found his world turned upside down when Kanye decided to follow him on Twitter.com. Kanye, who does everything for mass affect, made Holmes his only ‘follow’ on Twitter just to prove he could make an unknown kid famous.
But Holmes was so upset about the unwanted attention that he removed his profile picture and all but abandoned his Twitter page, which gained almost 5,000 followers in less than a week.
In his only interview — with the Coventry Telegraph — Holmes said, “Fame has never appealed to me. It’s vacuous.”
He added: “Before this weekend I thought it would be cool to have a celebrity following me on Twitter, but now I think it’s really not worth it.”
In his next- to-last tweet, he wrote: “I won’t be speaking to anybody else, surprisingly not everyone wants to be famous. That’s all I’m saying – peace out x.”
FLUCK YOU HOLMES!
BUDDY LOOK LIKE A MASS MURDERER OR SOMETHING…KANYE IS AGGRAVATING AS HELL.
Good for you Holmes. These celebs be trying too hard at times. Not everybody wants the spotlight on them.
If fame has never appealed to you, why bother doing an interview at all
Follow me Kanye, I could go for a little fame myself. Lmao
of course ye would follow a nerdy YT dude LOL
@scand u always pop up w/one liners
I
Kanye
Why did he give the interview then
whatever Holmes
Vacuous was probably his word of the day…he wanted to seem smarter
Not being one’s biggest fan doesn’t mean you don’t like them. He gained 5K new followers because people wanted to know Kanye’s interest in this guy. It’s simply the celeb-driven culture we’re in, no news.
I follow Kanye…he mostly tweets about artsy stuff or the where in the world he is..yeah he’s materialistic…but we already knew that. As far as this guy goes…why was he following and why did he tweet Kanye if he didn’t like him?
Just the other day, I heard this guy was excited to be the only person Kanye follows. Now he’s claiming otherwise.
renegadesince1985 says:
I follow Kanye…he mostly tweets about artsy stuff or the where in the world he is..yeah he’s materialistic…but we already knew that. As far as this guy goes…why was he following and why did he tweet Kanye if he didn’t like him?
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Maybe he didn’t think he was going to get a response.
As far as Crynae, he made “Amber” a household name.
Who follows someone they don’t like?
Conan did the EXACT same thing, the girl he followed appreciated it. She got 10k followers in 2 days.
I’m betting if Fall Out Boy followed him, his response would’ve been totally different.
Fame has never appealed to you becaouse you’ll never be famous
#thatisall #letYebegreat
more to that story. all i can say is dont look into the light, ste 101. kanyeezy sexy as shit, i dont care what yall say.
I saw a movie like this once, ummmmmmm “She’s All That”
yea, it was lame then too…
I do believe that my eyes crossed…while trying to stay awake…….while reading this story……
Kanye just text me. He feels the same.
he looks very disturbed!
Oh please, give this dude a break. If doesn’t want everybody on his jock, he has that every right. Everybody is not an attention whore. And I didn’t read a quote from him saying that he didn’t like Kanye. He just said that he wasn’t his biggest fan.
Why didn’t he just set his page to private and delete the unwanted followers?
He looks a little like the Barefoot Bandit, maybe Kanye was confused and followed him
@Ebony, LOL
Ebony says:
kanye follow me on twitter @pootbroccolihoe
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:korna: for that one
:rpf;: @ Ebony
wth did I just type????
@ebony didn’t I tell u to get in the house once already today
He should follow Montana ‘Chippy-D’ Fishburne, so that she be famous and get off her back/knees and close her legs/mouth/butthole, etc…
kanye new to twitter maybe he followed the kid by mistake lol
That kid looks like McCauley Caulkin when he got arrested here for his weed possession!
Kanye, you can follow me. I know Portwood Williams
Just looking at this “Steven” guy bores me to death. I can’t imagine why anyone would want to follow him. Then again, I’m not on twitter in the first place.
PS. Steven, if you didnt want publicity, you can delete Kanye as a friend/follower and not respond to reporters. Just a thought
ardentphotog says:
He should follow Montana ‘Chippy-D’ Fishburne, so that she be famous and get off her back/knees and close her legs/mouth/butthole, etc…
The ect. part had me
WHATS UP….WHATS BUZZIN CUZZINS
@ARDENT
“He should follow Montana ‘Chippy-D’ Fishburne, so that she be famous and get off her back/knees and close her legs/mouth/butthole, etc…”
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DON’T HATE ON CHIPPY D! Let her be great!
**open everything back up Chippy, it’s ok…**
Man, I just don’t care™ @ open everything back up –
:corner: GIT!
What type of porn name is Chippy D? Montana isn’t gonna get the “fame” she seeks. She should’ve asked her father to use his connections to get her some legit work.
@ardentphotog regarding Montana Fishburne:
1. Did she explain those spots on her azz?
2. Why doesn’t Larry Fishburne put his daughter in the psych ward for a rest?
3. No family or friends saw this coming?
4. Is 19 years old too old for whippings? My mama would have whipped my azz just for looking so tacky on a tape.
@CINDERELLA
“What type of porn name is Chippy D?”
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The more you think about it, her REAL last name is fitting:
“Fishburne” :/
Corporate, I don’t know. THERE IS NO EXCUSE FOR SPOTS ON THE A$$ AS LONG AS THEY MAKE A PRODUCT CALLED DERMABLEND!!!!
That child was likely raised by some extended family member while her momma and daddy were out getting actor and actress money, thus neglecting her emotional needs…why else would she do something like that? She’s acting out.
Or maybe she was sexually abused and again, a result of acting out.
If she’s a freak, she should say so, and the community would respect her more, IMO.
Montana’s co-worker say that she is really a ho.e and he got her in to the adult films because her Larry took back her car and his family told her she couldnt stay there with out a job to pay bills
@ ardentphotog says:
If she’s a freak, she should say so, and the community would respect her more, IMO.
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After you come out with a porn, I would think that that “freak” title is understood.
@ardent…until she gets that dermablend I just can’t respect her…it makes me think she’s mentally challenged. Looking raggedy on tape you purposely made to get famous. #whodoesthat?
Here’s whether I like or not I have to give Kim Kardashian her props she was more concerned with looking pretty on her sex tape than giving a good performance. #nowsheworth5million
Who would give ChippyD $5?
CorporateHoodB-tch says:
@ardent…until she gets that dermablend I just can’t respect her…it makes me think she’s mentally challenged. Looking raggedy on tape you purposely made to get famous. #whodoesthat?
Here’s whether I like or not I have to give Kim Kardashian her props she was more concerned with looking pretty on her sex tape than giving a good performance. #nowsheworth5million
Who would give ChippyD $5?
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Good question. Let’s start a poll on how many copies she’s sell. I’m starting the bid at 400
Oops… ^Should be “she’d’ …sorry for the typo
She’s going to sell more than 500 copies just based on who her father is. How many copies will be returned the next day for a full refund is another matter.
@YVONNE
I ain’t seen the tape, but lookin at her face… she can take that di©k like Precious on fried chicken.
If that’s the case, I’d bet you it does well over 400.
@Man, I think you can watch a clip on the Vivid’s web site
oops, drop ‘the’ in front of Vivid
@yvonne
@man…eeew
@Ardent I know Portwood Williams and we live in the same neighborhood so Kanye should follow me! lol
Larry should go Cowboy Curtis on her dizzy ass, hogtie her ass and put in a corner somewhere until she get some act right. Most ppl would use porn as a last resort and this was her first? I guess this was easier than getting the job her family insisted on though.
What is a Chippy D? that is like the worst poorno name ever. What happened to real poorno girl names like; Heather, Janet, Vixen, LaToya, Shawna, Tamika, Alexia??? I apologize if thats anyones government, but when I think of the name Chippy D, I envision a 15 year old yt boy with a basketball jersey, his pants sagging and his hat turned to the side.
Titles for Chippy D’s next film:
Montana gets down and Fishy
Fish and the Anaconda
Montana takes the Big Fish
Hmmmmm….
Yes @ crzasallgetout.
Shawtbusshawty is the shyt!! Way to funny!!
@T.Y’z Cha Cha
how bout “Fishin In Montana”
This dude he loves the attention. Otherwise he would have never responded to any of this mess and he would have made his twitter page private. Whatever dude. Now you want to be an ass because Kanye is an ass. Well the differnce between you and Kanye is that we love Kanye, NOT YOU! DORK!!
What about
Brokeback Montana
“Fishin in Montana”
@crzasallgetout…now I can’t get that video out of my head
@brown…:rofl: add skank in the title somewhere also
The Big Fish In Montana
CatFish Crotch
CatFish Fried Crotch
Montana’s Fishin For The Big Catch
Montana’s Fishin For The Big One
Fish N’ Chips and More!
Fishin For The Big Score!
BROWNSUGAPOET says:
Fish N’ Chips and More!
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LMAO!!!
Er’ebody always hatin on Ye!
I cant wait to purchase his next album!
..!.. Holmes!
What really gets me is that i was looking at his followers and CELEBRITIES are following him too. I was just like….WOW
I just donot like Kanye West….
Aw. I dont care for Kanye anymore. But, I actually feel bad for him if he was genuinely trying to be nice.