According to X17online, a company called Pipedream has fulfilled every clueless man's wet dream by manufacturing a blow-up doll in the likeness of Socialite and reality TV personality Kim Kardashian.

The doll is called "Kinky Kim Filthy Love Doll" -- but before you think that Kim K would actually co-sign a more plastic version of herself: the model on the box is not Kim.

But she does bear a striking resemblance to the botoxed beauty eating a burger with sauce dripping down her chin. The cover pic is reminiscent of Kim Kardashian eating a sexy salad in her infamous 2009 Carl Jr. commercial.

Therein lies the problem: Carl Jr. didn't give Pipedream permission to use their commercial concept -- or their salad -- on the box. The company is considered its legal options.

Meanwhile, if you think the front of the box is scandalous, here's what's on the back of the box.

"Meet Kinky Kim, the busty bubble-butt bimbo who’s had more dark meat in her than a bucket of fried chicken! No one really knows what she’s famous for—except cellulite and her insatiable appetite for filthy sex! This dirty lil’ diva wants you to stick it in her face and get it all over the place.”

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Source: X17

  • Secret

    They do have a blow up doll of Beyonce out. Here it is

    http://poponthepop.com/2010/03/beyonce-blow-up-doll-available-now/

  • Kat

    LAWD!!!!

  • Nika405

    :shocked: Wow really.....SMDH.

  • shannon04

    I know that Man, I just don't care™...doesn't need this doll foreal but I just might get this for you for your bday or xmas or something.

    Im just kidding....good morning fam ;)

  • jazi65

    :shocked: on point...harsh...but on point

  • meanNsurly

    LMAO @ this post........

  • FloridaChick813

    :blink:

    SN: That bish could pass for Kim K's twin!

  • LaTechGrad02

    I know I shouldn't laugh but :dead: at this mess "who’s had more dark meat in her than a bucket of fried chicken!"

  • lakercrazy

    ummmm man is not going to like this he he he :no: on the other hand he might want one

  • LadyLew

    :rofl: :rofl: How much you get paid for doing the box cover auntie cause that defiantely sound like something u would write. LMAO

  • CivilEngineer

    The line about dark meat....priceless :rofl:

  • Ms. Thickness

    YOU KNOW THEY GONNA TRY AND SUE SOMEONE OVER THIS...MORNIN FAM

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    What in the sam hell? :blink:

    Morning Ms Thickness et all.....

  • candibfly

    she does resememble her but umm what does beyonce have to do with this post? :coffee: <--- really OJ

  • Musiqal1

    The description on the box is hilarious! Corny...but hilarious. Kim Kardashian has to feel some kind of way...like people still don't respect her...Sandra, I don't think this company would be bold enough to do one of Beyonce or any A-list celeb period

  • candibfly

    i keep hearing ppl say nobody knows what she's famous for, but if she's sooo unfamous and not worthy of attention why keep giving it to her? :think:

    i'm new so it's taking me awhile to look up these emoticons! lol

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    :shocked:

    WHAT IS THIS MALARKEY!!!!!!!!!!!! IF THEY DISRESPECT A WOMAN OF KIM'S CALIBER WHERE ARE THE SIMILAR "DOLLS" FOR BEYONCE? RIHANNA? TAYLOR SWIFT? CARRIE UNDERWOOD? BRITTNEY SPEARS? ALL THEM HOES!

    :shotsfired:

  • LaTechGrad02

    @Man, not Taylor Swift, LOL

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    Man, I just don't care™ says:
    WHAT IS THIS MALARKEY!!!!!!!!!!!! IF THEY DISRESPECT A WOMAN OF KIM’S CALIBER WHERE ARE THE SIMILAR “DOLLS” FOR BEYONCE? RIHANNA? TAYLOR SWIFT? CARRIE UNDERWOOD? BRITTNEY SPEARS? ALL THEM HOES!
    September 15, 2010 at 9:36 am
    ******************************
    Morning Man! Good to see you slept well :wink:

  • lexdiamonz

    “Meet Kinky Kim, the busty bubble-butt bimbo who’s had more dark meat in her than a bucket of fried chicken!

    :rofl:

    get up

    :rofl: that ish is classic comedy

  • lexdiamonz

    WHAT IS THIS MALARKEY!!!!!!!!!!!! IF THEY DISRESPECT A WOMAN OF KIM’S CALIBER WHERE ARE THE SIMILAR “DOLLS” FOR BEYONCE?

    @man BOY STOP that bish been rode more than a gypsy cab hell she made reggie lose the heisman LOL@!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ms. Thickness

    WHY DID REGGIE LOSE THE HEISMAN? REAL TALK

  • shannon04

    @Man...I knew you were gonna act a fool:D seeing how Kim is your boo and all.

  • candibfly

    i think it's easier to call someone a h0e when all their business is put on front street. there might be less name calling if some people's "lists" (so to speak) were made public

    and with that being said, i still giggled when i read the bucket of chicken comment :lol:

  • shannon04

    @Man...I knew you were gonna act a fool :D seeing how kim is your boo and all.

  • Man, I just don’t care™

    ALL YOU WOMEN SHOULD TAKE EXCEPTION TO THIS CHIT! IF THEY DISRESPECT A WOMAN LIKE KIM, YOU KNOW ONE OF THESE COMPANIES WORKIN ON A DOLL OF MICHELLE OBAMA!

    IT'S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME! I CAN SEE A HOE BEING MISTREATED, BUT EVEN THE LADIES!

    WHERE IS THE HONOR? :shrugs:

  • shannon04

    Sorry for the double post.....@Ms Thickness...its been stated that he violated NCAA rules and his family received all kinds of gifts and things while he played at USC.

  • TruGemini

    They've already done a Beyonce doll...there's also a Britney Spears doll, a Paris Hilton doll and a Lindsey Lohan doll. :yuck:

    Wonder what kind of accessory diseses they're selling with them :shrugs:

  • aqtpie

    “Meet Kinky Kim, the busty bubble-butt bimbo who’s had more dark meat in her than a bucket of fried chicken!
    ___________________________
    :rofl: What does this have to do with Bey though???

  • TruGemini

    ...and I loves me some Kim K but I'm just tripping off how back and forth she is. First she claims that she wants to be "taken seriously" and do "positive, encouraging things for young women" but then approves of this hoeish sh.it... :rolleyes:

  • pinksghetti

    The person who wrote that line about on the back cover sounds like a hater becuse he knows he's not her type. The woman on the front does look a lot like her. Maybe she'll sue and get even richer.

  • jazzyiest

    Man, I just don't care™ says:

    ALL YOU WOMEN SHOULD TAKE EXCEPTION TO THIS CHIT! IF THEY DISRESPECT A WOMAN LIKE KIM, YOU KNOW ONE OF THESE COMPANIES WORKIN ON A DOLL OF MICHELLE OBAMA!

    IT’S ONLY A MATTER OF TIME! I CAN SEE A HOE BEING MISTREATED, BUT EVEN THE LADIES!

    WHERE IS THE HONOR?
    __________________________________________________________________________

    :dead: @ a Michelle Obama doll

  • T.Y’z Cha Cha

    FloridaChick813 says:

    SN: That bish could pass for Kim K’s twin

    Flo Chica that IS Kim K

  • lexdiamonz

    yall know kris jenner wrote that ish and the creditKARDazz ians getting 87.3% of the profits come on now stop playing

  • mirsmommy

    :blink: I just can't this morning.

    Good morning.

  • twchoc1

    OMG too funny!

  • Ms. Thickness

    HEY FLO HEEZY MY BREZZY, CHA-CHA MY E-HOMIE LETS DANCE :danban: :danban:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    I think that line about dark meat is rude....

  • ELove

    @Man...
    IF there is ANYBODY that is worthy (aka Worthless to a Fault) that deserves a Blow-Up Doll of their likeness... It's SOMEBODY that became instantly famous for a HORRIBLE-n-BORING-AZZ Sex-Tape LIKE Kim-K !!! :yes:

    You just KILLED IT Ms. Sandra :thumbsup:

  • Destinee

    :wtf:

  • http://mylifeinthesun782.blogspot.com Ms. Everything

    :dead:

    & that's Kim on the lil pic that's not Kim on the box cover. She looks like her but if you look close enough you can tell (which SR did write in the post )

  • Applered27

    ok......now I have officially seen it all.

  • Lady_L

    THey didn't say anything on the back of the box that wasn't true.....

  • Charlotte

    Lord Hammercy! She woulda signed on for that ish though if the price was right... :chickenhead:

  • ashersaharai

    lmao, that is so wrong,