Rumor Control: Shannon Brown does not have a newborn son

Sandra Rose October 19, 2010

According to talk Diva Wendy Williams, Lakers guard has a newborn son and his fiancee Monica knows about it.

I did my own research (unlike a lot of Wendy’s viewers) and I found out that Shannon’s only child, Shannon Christopher Brown, is a 2-year-old. There is no newborn baby.

I don’t think Wendy was being malicious. I think she was just fed bad information.

Anyone can Google this information.

Shannon’s baby mama Sharde, 22, is making a lot of noise by sending letters to gossip blogs and leaving comments in the comment section. Sharde reportedly is taking Shannon to court to increase her child support.

And if there was an unknown newborn somewhere, I’m sure that baby’s mother wouldn’t keep quiet. Especially with all this ring talk going on for the past 2 days. If there was a newborn baby, the mama would not be silent. She would be about getting her paper.

Shannon LOVES his son. He wouldn’t suppress this information if he had another baby in the world.

Photos: BlackCelebkids.com and Lipstick Alley

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrBy3vXwZ_E Str8Cpt

Now I can take my long overdue nap…Thanks Sandra.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrBy3vXwZ_E Str8Cpt

“I don’t think Wendy was being malicious. I think she was just fed bad information.”

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Had to put that disclaimer in there huh? Didn’t want Wendy coming for that azz
Anna

Str8Cpt says:

Now I can take my long overdue nap…Thanks Sandra.

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Me too, under my desk w/my heater.
Wendy needs to quit reading the Enquirer. LOL.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG8o_9RliwU ChaCha

of course she is

Anyways I thought it was McGayhee that had the 5 week old not Shannon
MzDimplez1123

See what happens when yall keep demanding new posts?! >:(
MzDimplez1123

The pissed off emote doesn’t work anymore!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

Is this is the story I been waitin on?!?!?!?!?!
CK I thought it was somethin big
http://smokiesays.blogspot.com/ Smokie

Well, the good part about all of this is that Monica will SURELY keep it 100 (eye roll – how do you do that emoticon?) and tell ALL the business via Twitter.
http://twitter.com/jaysreallife jay Bee

yo shannon brown looks like chris brown #forreal tho!
http://jayashleighh.tumblr.com/ kingstonn

I thought that was Chris Brown at first glance. Uncanny.
STL OPINION!

I guess! i congradulate both of them (monica and shannon) but idk monica jus gimme a feel of she needs attention of a man at all times and thats not cool! And it seems after every relationship she puts a album together givin us a clue of what went on in the relationship!

JUST MY OPINION DONT TAKE OFFENSE!
http://facebook.com/Im2thick4u 2thick4u

Damn people need to really get a life. Congrats to Monica and Shannon!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrBy3vXwZ_E Str8Cpt

@ Smokie…she is always explaining something.

Dang, Monica leave some things up to our imagination
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG8o_9RliwU ChaCha

Str8Cpt says:

Dang, Monica leave some things up to our imagination

Yeah cus I feel like I know evvvvverything about her ….
West Coast Chick

what a boring relationship… Sandra can you dig up some information on beyonce and jay or rhianna and matt?
OutsidetheBox

That boy look like Chris Brown.
M_promp2

I guess she bitter that she didn’t get the proposal and the bling.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrBy3vXwZ_E Str8Cpt

Anyone else see the XL magazine cover? Epic Fail
OutsidetheBox

“Sandra can you dig up some information on beyonce and jay ”

She wishes and :prays: . Not gonna happen though.
http://jayashleighh.tumblr.com/ kingstonn

@ ChaCha, Im a hustla Baby!
http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!!
His_Mommy623

Thank Gawdddddd u cleared that up grl! we were all so concerned
CivilEngineer

I love when you squash rumors I’ve never heard of #dryazzsarcasm
ELove

@Str8Cpt
IMAGINATION… Monica ?!!? She’s a CONNECT-The-DOTS Type Person
http://jayashleighh.tumblr.com/ kingstonn

@ Str8,
That cover was screaming
CivilEngineer

@Str8…I saw it and immediately thought of the homothugs episode of Boondocks
http://jayashleighh.tumblr.com/ kingstonn

:gay:^^
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrBy3vXwZ_E Str8Cpt

@ Civil and Elove…
His_Mommy623

on the other hand, that baby is pure toddler scrumptiousness in a pull up (he better be in pull ups or he-man drawlz by now)

hey Civilcakes
http://mylifeinthesun782.blogspot.com Ms. Everything

Whatever….

Eonline did a story on the engagement and called it her 2nd wedding and that she’d secretly married Rocko… I fell out laughing. They also pointed out that the ring looks a lot like the ring from the video
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrBy3vXwZ_E Str8Cpt

Someone’s gonna get fired
http://jayashleighh.tumblr.com/ kingstonn

did anyone else see that she got Shannon tatted on her wrist?
meanNsurly

He reminds me of C. Breezy….I know it just cant be that thinks that!
CFREE

Str8Cpt says:

Now I can take my long overdue nap…Thanks Sandra.

:lol:scoot over, i can use sum shut eye myself. But 1st I needs to c this 50/soulja boy pic
West Coast Chick

@ OTB- Shyt she could at least make up something! Shoot! monica and her boring as chris brown look a like is about to put me to sleep.. hell, I got 3 more hours left in this bish
Negrito

Shannon is good basketball player but sometimes it seems like he’s more known for looking like Chris Brown than for his basketball skills. Anyway, he should dump Monica and go back to his babymama and take care of his son.
CivilEngineer

Hey Hershey His!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrBy3vXwZ_E Str8Cpt

@Kingston…you lie!

Please tell me that you are joking?

Doing nigga shi.t doesn’t work on a man
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

Str8Cpt says:

Had to put that disclaimer in there huh? Didn’t want Wendy coming for that azz
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Wendy won’t be coming for anybody’s azz as long as she’s getting that corporate paper
Kitrina

who cares if the baby is 2, when did Shannon and Sharde actually break up
http://jayashleighh.tumblr.com/ kingstonn

@ Str8, If you look at the picture where she’s showing her ring, its right underneath it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYTMGtm2hig dckimmie74

I Mo….but everything doesn’t warrant a response….
West Coast Chick

CFREE says:

Str8Cpt says:

Now I can take my long overdue nap…Thanks Sandra.

scoot over, i can use sum shut eye myself. But 1st I needs to c this 50/soulja boy pic

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looks like somebody’s ready to come out the closet
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYTMGtm2hig dckimmie74

kingstonn says:

@ Str8, If you look at the picture where she’s showing her ring, its right underneath it.
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M.T..O pointed that out yesterday…
MzDimplez1123

ALL YALL ASSES GONNA BE RECOMMENDED FOR ING COME TOMORROW!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

dickinmie
I love you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrBy3vXwZ_E Str8Cpt

kingstonn says:

@ Str8, If you look at the picture where she’s showing her ring, its right underneath it.
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I thought that was for the video shoot?
http://mylifeinthesun782.blogspot.com Ms. Everything

Kingston I saw, just didn’t have it in me to comment on that ghetto shyt smh
Krysi J

I mean I know people will dig for scandal…just to sabatoge he and Monica’s engagement….but #NewsWorthy why?

to be honest i really could careless what their trying to say about that dude, he chose Monica, and #thatIzAll outside of that, all that personal shyt is for Monica to deal with.
CFREE

:shocked:at that 50cent/soulja mag shot! whatinthehEdoublehockeysticks. How did they get 50 to put his arm around a bare chested mans shoulder! OMG
Krysi J

ugggggh *they’re*
prettypink

@dckimmie74 –

Everytime I see your name, I read it as d*ck immie 74.
Eb

I just don’t see how Monica could be so serious about Shannon when she hasn’t seen him interact with her kids and vice versa.
Thetruth32

did a double take on Chris Brown …. i mean Shannon brown. cute kid tho.

s/n at XL magazine cover
Krysi J

How did they get 50 to put his arm around a bare chested mans shoulder! OMG
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Wayne and Baby do it all the time…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrBy3vXwZ_E Str8Cpt

Sandra Rose says:

Str8Cpt says:

Had to put that disclaimer in there huh? Didn’t want Wendy coming for that azz
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Wendy won’t be coming for anybody’s azz as long as she’s getting that corporate paper

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The only difference is that she has “goons” to do her dirty work….don’t be fooled. She still hood as hell

I say this out of love..wouldn’t want anything to happen to ya
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

prettypink please see my coment 46.
Notice how i changed the name slightly
jazzyiest

@ Str8cpt

Yes, we were just talking about it in another post. Epic Fail!
CivilEngineer

Well at least Shannon’s single unlike Fantasia’s man when she had Cook tatted on her.

I always have your back Mo, even if I have to throw similar hood chicks under the bus
MzDimplez1123

*BOWS HEAD IN SHAME*

Fiddy could get it in that ghetto ninja getup.
Thetruth32

kingstonn says:

did anyone else see that she got Shannon tatted on her wrist?
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Yea I saw that…. smh
Kitrina

Monica made it news herself. Wasnt nobody checking for Monica and her engagement b/c the Willow Smith video had everyones attention, then Monica takes to Twitter again talking about rumors
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrBy3vXwZ_E Str8Cpt

Someone on another blog asked who agreed to this Eddie Long inspired photo shoot.
MzDimplez1123

:Dead: @ Wayne and Baby.

@ Civil throwing chicks under buses
jazzyiest

@ Krysi

How did they get 50 to put his arm around a bare chested mans shoulder! OMG
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Wayne and Baby do it all the time…
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But that’s his “daddy”. That’s diffrent. *sarcastic*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrBy3vXwZ_E Str8Cpt

MzDimplez1123 says:

*BOWS HEAD IN SHAME*

Fiddy could get it in that ghetto ninja getup.

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You mean Fiddy AND Soulja Boy could get it..they are a package deal
prettypink

@BROWNSUGAPOET –

Ok…so it’s not just me.
CivilEngineer

Please 50 “Prison Muscle” Cent was elated at the oppurtunity to wrap his arms around dainty whittle Soulja Boy

I bet he sent him a pic dressed in all red under armour after the shoot too
MzDimplez1123

Soulja need to sit his anorexic ass at a table filled with cabbage and cornbread.

#IDontLikeThemSkinnyDudes
mirsmommy

That baby is too cute.

Monica really does need to stop Twittering or Tweeting or whatever the hell it is.
MzDimplez1123

@ Civil Did you just throw BEL under the bus with the other hood chicks?
Thetruth32

@ Civil similar hood chicks under the bus

Hey by the way
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

No ma’am, well wait you are a ma’am aren’t you??? Gotta ask as I do not want to offend anyone! #noshade
http://jayashleighh.tumblr.com/ kingstonn

late as usual, but Hey Civil!
MzDimplez1123

Hey Mirs! :wave:
prettypink

@BROWNSUGAPOET

Me? yes, I’m definitely a ma’am!
CivilEngineer

Hey TT!

@MzD…I meant to add a #noshade #justsayin
tintin1979

Monica is moving way too fast with this guy. i think she’s making a mistake.
mirsmommy

Thetruth32 says:

kingstonn says:

did anyone else see that she got Shannon tatted on her wrist?
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Yea I saw that…. smh
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Are you serious???
CivilEngineer

Hey @kingstonn

@BROWN
CFREE

West Coast Chick says:

CFREE says:

Str8Cpt says:

Now I can take my long overdue nap…Thanks Sandra.

scoot over, i can use sum shut eye myself. But 1st I needs to c this 50/soulja boy pic

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looks like somebody’s ready to come out the closet

Them ninjas had secret lovers playing in the background, no grown str8 man wudve agreed on takn a pic like that, no way in hail
Thetruth32

CivilEngineer says:

Hey TT!
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How you been ?
MzDimplez1123

I think Shannon looks better than Chris Brown.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYTMGtm2hig dckimmie74

BROWNSUGAPOET says:

dickinmie
I love you
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prettypink says:

@dckimmie74 –

Everytime I see your name, I read it as d*ck immie 74
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@ Brown and Pink…. I:heart: you more Brown.. Get your minds out of the gutter… Even though I love a stiff one my name is Kim and all my friends call me Kimmie….
Krysi J

DIMPZ!!
Man, I just don’t care™

@CIVIL
“Please 50 “Prison Muscle” Cent was elated at the oppurtunity to wrap his arms around dainty whittle Soulja Boy

I bet he sent him a pic dressed in all red under armour after the shoot too ”
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You know Eddie Long got multiple issues this month.
jazzyiest

@ MzDimplez1123 says:

Soulja need to sit his anorexic ass at a table filled with cabbage and cornbread.

#IDontLikeThemSkinnyDudes
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Doesn’t it feel like you’re phucking a bag of sticks when you’re with one of them?!?!?!?

His elbow in my stomach, kneecap in my thigh…n**ga off of me I say!!! LOL
MzDimplez1123

Krysi!
mirsmommy

Heyyyy Dimpz
MzDimplez1123

@ Jazzy

Girl I am a thick chick. I would snap one of them lil ninjas if I went rodeo.
CivilEngineer

@TT…I’ve been fine. Test after test, I think it’s slacked off for a week though! How are you?

@Man…he bought one for evey member of the church too
MzDimplez1123

What’s good MM? :wave:
Thetruth32

You know Eddie Long got multiple issues this month.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

Civil if you only knew what I was thinkin!
prettypink

MzDimplez1123 says:

I think Shannon looks better than Chris Brown.

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Definitely! I never thought Chris Brown was much to look at, but Shannon is do-able!
Anna

Eb says:

I just don’t see how Monica could be so serious about Shannon when she hasn’t seen him interact with her kids and vice versa.
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If it’s true I don’t get that either. Once a man builds a relationship with the kids mother it’s usually a done deal. How are you going to be engaged and have kids who have not met your soon to be spouse?
Thetruth32

CivilEngineer says:

@TT…I’ve been fine. Test after test, I think it’s slacked off for a week though! How are you?
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I’m good, just ready for my bday fun in the sun…
MzDimplez1123

@ Pretty……….I totally agree. CB does NOTHING for me.
Krysi J

Someone on another blog asked who agreed to this Eddie Long inspired photo shoot.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAhahahahahahahahahaahahahaha

#JustThaLaughINeeded
jazzyiest

@ Dimpz

Well I’m not thick at all (5ft 3 120lbs) and I STILL don’t want one of those little flucks on me! Eeeewwwhhhh!
CFREE

Wayne and Baby do it all the time…

Well, I think we already know what Wayne and his “daddy” are up to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

Kim I’m just tellin you what I see! You know my mind is ALWAYS in the gutter!
mirsmommy

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ Pretty……….I totally agree. CB does NOTHING for me.
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I always thought CB was a cutie, but he’s been lookin -able lately.
MzDimplez1123

Well, i’m 5’4 36dd-29-43 (sorry don’t know my weigh). I’d bury Soulja lil ass with one tit.

I have no desire to be with anyone I can strong arm. LOL
MzDimplez1123

34DD
Krysi J

Uh Uh Jazz and Dimpz …..Im telling ya, all that weight goes to ONE area…and its makes up for all the SKINNY in the WORLD…LOL. “Don’t Knock it, until ya try it”
MzDimplez1123

CB makes me think of Mr. Lemon Head. Especially when he wore that blue tie on Larry King’s show.
jazzyiest

@ Dimpz

Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
Man, I just don’t care™

@MZ. DIMPLEZ
“34DD”
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Krysi J

Well, I think we already know what Wayne and his “daddy” are up to
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yall trippen on CB he and Shannon are on the same level of cuteness…
MzDimplez1123

I keep hearing that Krysi Boo but, I need somebody I can hold on to.

#GhettoKarmaSutraMightBreakASkinnyNinja
mirsmommy

MzDimplez1123 says:

CB makes me think of Mr. Lemon Head. Especially when he wore that blue tie on Larry King’s show
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prettypink

Krysi J says:

Uh Uh Jazz and Dimpz …..Im telling ya, all that weight goes to ONE area…and its makes up for all the SKINNY in the WORLD…LOL. “Don’t Knock it, until ya try it”

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Krysi I used to think the same thing…..until I encountered a guy with a thumb for a penis. No ma’am!
Man, I just don’t care™

@MZ. DIMPLEZ
“CB makes me think of Mr. Lemon Head. Especially when he wore that blue tie on Larry King’s show.”
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My job will be sending you a bill for this computer I just spit up on!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlY0UF9VDU dckimmie74

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ Jazzy

Girl I am a thick chick. I would snap one of them lil ninjas if I went rodeo.
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Girl bye…You are talking like you are “obeast” and you are not!
MzDimplez1123

Thanks Man

@ Krysi…………Shannon looks more masculine to me than Chris for some reason
jazzyiest

@ Krysi J says:

Uh Uh Jazz and Dimpz …..Im telling ya, all that weight goes to ONE area…and its makes up for all the SKINNY in the WORLD…LOL. “Don’t Knock it, until ya try it”
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You so nsaty!!! Hahahaha! I’m going to have to let you have it then b/c all that sticking and poking (and not with what you’re talking about) is not my idea of a good time.

GET OFF OF ME I SAY!!!!!!
Krysi J

CB makes me think of Mr. Lemon Head. Especially when he wore that blue tie on Larry King’s show.
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iHate when you make me imagine things ….

WOw!
Man, I just don’t care™

@DCKIMMIE
“Girl I am a thick chick. I would snap one of them lil ninjas if I went rodeo.
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Girl bye…You are talking like you are “obeast” and you are not!
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Anytime the word “obeast” is typed I die a little inside from laughter!
**I think I must thank you Savannah for that**
MzDimplez1123

NOT @ damned thumb @ Pretty
@ obeast
Sowry Man!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

MZD
the skinty ones are the one that you toss around when they’re on top and you’re throwin it back at em! Or you make them hit their head on the headboard if you’re on top!

#noskintymenforme
MzDimplez1123

@ Krysi…….His mama know she was wrong for letting him out the house like that.
MzDimplez1123

@ Brown…..See that’s why I can’t be playing with the malnourished. I’m too rough. LOL
Mamacita

Well M NICA ( lol Man) has never had very good judgment when it comes to guys in the past so idk about this engagement. Seems too soon. But whatever, not my life…

#doyou
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlY0UF9VDU dckimmie74

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@DCKIMMIE
“Girl I am a thick chick. I would snap one of them lil ninjas if I went rodeo.
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Girl bye…You are talking like you are “obeast” and you are not!
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Anytime the word “obeast” is typed I die a little inside from laughter!
**I think I must thank you Savannah for that**
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You know I loathe you but I think obeast is funny! Savannah is still a cutie
StillASassyOne

@STL

I said the same thing. Monica needs a man by her side at all times no matter WHAT is wrong with the man or his situation.

She has some insecurity issues she needs to deal with promptly. That’s why she feels the need to tell all of her “good” business as soon as it happens- she’s trying to convince everybody that it’s all good in the hood, and sometimes- it just isn’t.

She needs a Life Coach or something.
jazzyiest

@ Brownsuga

MZD
the skinty ones are the one that you toss around when they’re on top and you’re throwin it back at em! Or you make them hit their head on the headboard if you’re on top!

#noskintymenforme
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BTW… Hey there! I know I’m late. LOL
Man, I just don’t care™

@DC
“Anytime the word “obeast” is typed I die a little inside from laughter!
**I think I must thank you Savannah for that**
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You know I loathe you but I think obeast is funny! Savannah is still a cutie

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Hey, you know accidently typed the word “love” as “loathe?” LOL. I know, you’re only human and you were probably doin more than one thing at once.

I guess Savannah is cute in a “baby hippo” sort of way.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

Jazzy why I gotta go to the kona!!!!
I dont care how much a man is packin if he done have any weight behind it then I can do anything with him
Krysi J

I keep hearing that Krysi Boo but, I need somebody I can hold on to.

#GhettoKarmaSutraMightBreakASkinnyNinja
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giRRRrrrrl a skinny dude would have you pined up and folded somewhere boo…Im telling ya nie…LOL!

@PrettyPink

Oh my damn……On errRRRthang i lUUuuuv if I ever come across somebody lacking LIKE THAT, its going to be some FURNITURE moving round here…LMAO!
prettypink

Mamacita says:

Well M NICA ( lol Man) has never had very good judgment when it comes to guys in the past so idk about this engagement. Seems too soon. But whatever, not my life…

#doyou

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I wonder if maybe they were seeing eachother before the video, and maybe that’s how he came to be in the video….Maybe we just didn’t find out about them until then.
West Coast Chick

Them ninjas had secret lovers playing in the background, no grown str8 man wudve agreed on takn a pic like that, no way in hail

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and Gone….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nG8o_9RliwU ChaCha

kingstonn says:

@ ChaCha, Im a hustla Baby!

IM LATE AS HAIL BUT IN MY JAY Z VOICE OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Man, I just don’t care™

@MAMACITA
“Well M NICA ( lol Man) has never had very good judgment when it comes to guys in the past so idk about this engagement. Seems too soon. But whatever, not my life…

#doyou
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Now that I think about it. It makes PERFECT sense that M NICA would wind up with a Los Angeles Laker:

Wilt “10,000 Hoes” Chamberlain
Magic “I Hate Rubbers” Johnson
James “How Much?” Worthy
Norm “Dick’em” Nixon
Kobe Bryant
Shaquille Oneal
Lamar “Crayons” Odom

I mean, somethin must happen to a nigga when they put that Laker jersey on.
StillASassyOne

@MzDimples

I don’t consider myself “fat” and my measurements are somewhat similar to yours. You’re not fat at all- you’re “curvy.”
MzDimplez1123

@ Krysi…..:no:

I don’t even find them physically attractive most times.
DapisDaShizz

@Man, why his name gotta be “crayons” :rofl:.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLlY0UF9VDU dckimmie74

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@DC
“Anytime the word “obeast” is typed I die a little inside from laughter!
**I think I must thank you Savannah for that**
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You know I loathe you but I think obeast is funny! Savannah is still a cutie

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Hey, you know accidently typed the word “love” as “loathe?” LOL. I know, you’re only human and you were probably doin more than one thing at once.

I guess Savannah is cute in a “baby hippo” sort of way.
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I swear I can’t…. I’m going to just give you a because you are special in a short yellow bus type of way.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

Krysi J says:

giRRRrrrrl a skinny dude would have you pined up and folded somewhere boo…Im telling ya nie…LOL!

@PrettyPink

Oh my damn……On errRRRthang i lUUuuuv if I ever come across somebody lacking LIKE THAT, its going to be some FURNITURE moving round here…LMAO!
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Krysi that’s happened to me and it was sad becuase he was so dam fine! BEAUTIFUL DARK CHOCOLATE SKIN, NICE BODY and itsy bitsy teenie weenie!

Him: You feel that
Me: Is it in, oh wait it just popped out
Him: You must be too wet
Me: All you did was breathe and it came out
MzDimplez1123

@ Sassy…Thanks! I don’t think i’m fat, having some damned hips would help though. I just think i’d hurt some lil skinny man.
DapisDaShizz

@Dimp, girl please, these thighs don’t like sticks, they like stones. No pencils only the toddler crayons for this girl (I am talking about the size of a mans body).
MzDimplez1123

This bish just killed me @
Him: You feel that
Me: Is it in, oh wait it just popped out
Him: You must be too wet
Me: All you did was breathe and it came out

#NOOffenseIntended
MzDimplez1123

@ Dap…Girl I feel you. I like having “meat” pressed against me. Sharp edges hurt! LOL
DapisDaShizz

@Brown, I know him and I said that same thing :rofl:.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

When I wrap my legs around you I dont wanna snap you back in half
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

Dammit Brown!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

How is it that all you did was inhale and it came out and YOU’RE ON TOP!
DapisDaShizz

@Brown, now you know you can’t wrap your legs around him, your thighs would suffocate the poor lil thing. We just have to try it backwards or open all the way :rofl:.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

Dap what in thee hail are we gone try it backwards for??? It still wouldn’t stay in!
mirsmommy

BROWNSUGAPOET says:

Krysi J says:

giRRRrrrrl a skinny dude would have you pined up and folded somewhere boo…Im telling ya nie…LOL!

@PrettyPink

Oh my damn……On errRRRthang i lUUuuuv if I ever come across somebody lacking LIKE THAT, its going to be some FURNITURE moving round here…LMAO!
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Krysi that’s happened to me and it was sad becuase he was so dam fine! BEAUTIFUL DARK CHOCOLATE SKIN, NICE BODY and itsy bitsy teenie weenie!

Him: You feel that
Me: Is it in, oh wait it just popped out
Him: You must be too wet
Me: All you did was breathe and it came out
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OMG I’m over here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

So imagine my surprise when he told me he had a kid on the way! I asked if he was sure it was his.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

SHOUT OUT TO ANTHONY…………..
DapisDaShizz

@Brown, good point. So from now on we examine at the door

Me:Drop those pants and let me see what u workin with
Him: uh, um, well, what happened was
Me: ok so you must have elmo instead of big bird, please leave now
Him: but I can slow lick you to death
Me: operator, please connect me to emergency 911, I have a circus clown on the loose.
MzDimplez1123

@ Brown name dropping
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

MZD
there are millions of Anthonys and I didnt give his last name! If I gave his last name I would be wrong because he doesn’t have a common last name so whoever else in my city that reads this blog would know!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

Dap I have been know to ask them to measure their shyt if I get the feeling we’re gonna go there! So I’d know ahead of time if I wanted to make that trip to his house!
ELove

@Brown (Comment #129)
Now THAT’S a REAL Woman Comment Right There (And I LIKE IT…)

And at ALL Y’ALL Females talking All Man-ISH (Up In Here…)
MzDimplez1123

LOL I’m still dodging all Anthonys. LOL I TRIED to lose my virginity to one in HS and he went “pop” before anything happened. Bad part is, boy could dance his ASS off. I just knew he was gonna be worthy. LOL
Krysi J

Him: You feel that
Me: Is it in, oh wait it just popped out
Him: You must be too wet
Me: All you did was breathe and it came out
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SHOUT OUT TO ANTHONY…………..
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OMG…..BROOOoooooooooWWWwwwwwwNNnnn!!!
DapisDaShizz

@Brown, I tell em to send me a pic. Bad pic = no call back and sent to permanent voice mail. And my voicemail says do not leave a message because i will not return the call.
MzDimplez1123

LMAO @ Dap requesting “resumes”
CFREE

DapisDaShizz says:

@Brown, good point. So from now on we examine at the door

Me:Drop those pants and let me see what u workin with
Him: uh, um, well, what happened was
Me: ok so you must have elmo instead of big bird, please leave now
Him: but I can slow lick you to death
Me: operator, please connect me to emergency 911, I have a circus clown on the loose.

Ya’ll are killn me! carry on..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

ELove says:

@Brown (Comment #129)
Now THAT’S a REAL Woman Comment Right There (And I LIKE IT…)
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So um exactly HOW MUCH do you like it???????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

MZD
I was his first and I wasnt that experince then but DAYUM!
To this day when he sees he’ll give me that look and Im like NICCAH I DONT THINK SO!
mirsmommy

BROWNSUGAPOET says:

SHOUT OUT TO ANTHONY…………..
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NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!! I hate you!!!!
MzDimplez1123

LMAO @ Brown. What’s his last name began with?
Krysi J

And at ALL Y’ALL Females talking All Man-ISH (Up In Here…)
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*points at BROWN* ————–>BROWN, not me
DapisDaShizz

How about I got “dumped” by a phone friend b/c when we finally met he said I was not big enough. He said I needed to be either shorter or wider then I would be thicker. I was dumbfounded, didn’t know what to say but “nice meeting ya” :rofl:.
Man, I just don’t care™

**sitting down indian style listening**
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

MZD I will not be that mean!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

KRYSI I OWN UP TO MY MANNISH BEHAVIOR!
LITTLE DOES ELOVE KNOW, IM KEEPIN IT MILD FOR THE SAKE OF THE FAMILY ORIENTED BLOG!
DapisDaShizz

@Brown I have a headache and CANNOT take it anymore. I exploded @family oriented blog :rofl:.
mirsmommy

“Eeny, wheeny, teeny, wheeny, shriveled little short dyck man” “Isn’t that cute, an extra belly button”
Krysi J

How about I got “dumped” by a phone friend b/c when we finally met he said I was not big enough. He said I needed to be either shorter or wider then I would be thicker. I was dumbfounded, didn’t know what to say but “nice meeting ya”
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I did that to a dude once….smh….that damn Collegeclub was the DEVIL….LOL. He stayed in the same state of course, just a few miles away….and when he came to see me…. #SMH…i was so disappointed, I dont know if he had lost weight or what, but something in his pictures (and no not the pics from CC) was different in person. Just looked like a regular ol dude from around the way….tom bout COLLEGE BASKETBALL PLAYER…. #MyAzz
MzDimplez1123

@ Brown……….I’m trying to see if I know him or if that name is just cursed. LOL

@ Mirs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

MZD
so the one you know what does his last name begin with and where is he from
Krysi J

KRYSI I OWN UP TO MY MANNISH BEHAVIOR!
LITTLE DOES ELOVE KNOW, IM KEEPIN IT MILD FOR THE SAKE OF THE FAMILY ORIENTED BLOG!
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*snickers* I you!

LMAO @ Mirs #173…………. what are the lyrics to “One Minute Man” by Missy
DapisDaShizz

@Krysi, he said he wanted someone that was between a size 18 and 24 and they must look like it too, Oh well.
mirsmommy

Krysi J says:

KRYSI I OWN UP TO MY MANNISH BEHAVIOR!
LITTLE DOES ELOVE KNOW, IM KEEPIN IT MILD FOR THE SAKE OF THE FAMILY ORIENTED BLOG!
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*snickers* I you!

LMAO @ Mirs #173…………. what are the lyrics to “One Minute Man” by Missy
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“Break me off, show me what you got, cuz I don’t want no One Minute Man”
MzDimplez1123

@ Brown……………. Chicago and the letter is C

#messy
mirsmommy

DapisDaShizz says:

@Krysi, he said he wanted someone that was between a size 18 and 24 and they must look like it too, Oh well.
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Was that @Man that you were talking to???? You know he like em big, and chunky. (c) Moto Moto from Madagascar
MzDimplez1123

@ Dap….Nawl boo, You not anywhere near meeting his requirements.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

Dap i knew a guy like that! FINE! FINE! FINE!
I hadnt talk to him in a while so we were on the phone and he asked if I had gained any weight! I was like niccah Im tryin to lose and he said I shouldnt because he was makin an exception the last time we dealt with each other and that he preferred heavier women!
And I’m a thick chick so it’s not like I’m skin and bones!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

MZD we’re talkin bout 2 different ones! I almost thought that was my cousin you were talkin bout but it’s C instead of G
Krysi J

@Krysi, he said he wanted someone that was between a size 18 and 24 and they must look like it too, Oh well.

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Lawd……..I hope you Laughed-Out-LouD in his face for that fuKKery. Dude kept calling me and leaving messages….I just couldn’t bring myself to say anything to him after that….I wasn’t about to let him get me caught up trying to be nice about it.
DapisDaShizz

@Dimp, I noticed.

@Mirs, why do you like me? Cause you big and round and did I mention you big, :rofl:.

@Brown, I know, either we are too big or too little. I just want a bear that says I’m just right, i kid, I could care less.
Krysi J

And hell NO DAPs you definitely didn’t fit the bill….looking all LUSCIOUS and THICK in that gravi with no stomach…GET IT BOOoooo!!
mirsmommy

DapisDaShizz says:

@Mirs, why do you like me? Cause you big and round and did I mention you big,
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I mean, girl, you huge.
mirsmommy

@ Dap, and why did they give his azz one damn toof????
OutsidetheBox

@Brown, I know him and I said that same thing

This chit here?
DapisDaShizz

@Mirs, cause he is the dude who always hound you outside the corner store who is cute but he only has one tooth. Notice all the ghetto bunnies was in LOVE with him :rofl:.
DapisDaShizz

@OTB, I missed you, where you been?
mirsmommy

DapisDaShizz says:

@Mirs, cause he is the dude who always hound you outside the corner store who is cute but he only has one tooth. Notice all the ghetto bunnies was in LOVE with him
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Yessssss!!! OMG, soooo true.
OutsidetheBox

@Dap Laughing at y’all from a late meeting. Im too in the room stifling laughter…and they passing tissues and chit…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

well people I’m out so yall have a good one!
MZD
MzDimplez1123

Brown
DapisDaShizz

@OTB, sorry girl, we will be good so you don’t get in trouble, YEAH RIGHT.

Bye Brown
mirsmommy

Brown
MzDimplez1123

Don’t you be listenin to Dap, OTB, she linnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnne!

#WeDon’tKnowHowToBeGood
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

MZD i forgot to tell you he had braces so when he tried to do the do *shudders*

So one day his cousin asked what he had in his teeth!
Ok im really gone this time
Krysi J

Brown
Krysi J

Im so thru wit her DAMN fool…!!
MzDimplez1123

@ Brown………………..:no: *i’m typeless*
mirsmommy

Brown, get yo azz outta here!!!
DapisDaShizz

So @Mirs what about your corner store boo? Have you two had any meetings lately?
mirsmommy

DapisDaShizz says:

So @Mirs what about your corner store boo? Have you two had any meetings lately?
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I don’t even go to the corner store no more. I remember one dude, that wasn’t bad lookin, til he opened his mouth, and lifted his fitted cap.

He had rows of teeth like a shark!!!! And his head was like WHOA!!! I crack on my husband’s head, but ole boy’s hairline started at the back of his head.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen aka CHB & HBIC

@Mirs…He was going to give you a hysterectomy with them shark teef
mirsmommy

He would cut my clyt clean off!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen aka CHB & HBIC

mirsmommy says:

He would cut my clyt clean off!!!!
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and you get back in that and I’m going back work
mirsmommy

CorporateQueen aka CHB & HBIC says:

mirsmommy says:

He would cut my clyt clean off!!!!
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and you get back in that and I’m going back work
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I’m just saying. Don’t sharks have like 3 rows of teeth???? Ole boy prolly got chicks walking round cl!t-less.
MzDimplez1123

oH MY DAMN@ clytless chicks. Girl, your description of his teeth made em think of tht movie Critters.
mirsmommy

MzDimplez1123 says:

oH MY DAMN@ clytless chicks. Girl, your description of his teeth made em think of tht movie Critters.
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I remember that movie!!! I seen a few males and females lookin just like those things, too.
MzDimplez1123

Po thangs! LOL
HoneyDropp

jay Bee says:

yo shannon brown looks like chris brown #forreal tho!
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whatdoesitmatter

I bet it stings a little for the baby momma to know her child will not have the benefit of having his real father in the home full time and Monica’s boys will most likely see him more than her son. It sucks to be a kid these days with all the drama of baby mommas and daddy’s and step father, step mother, half brother and sister. I really wish people would get it together. Stop having kids with people you don’t want to spend your life with cause all you’re doing is raising children that will grow to be broken adults with tons of issues.
Daisy

Maybe Shannon has met her kids by now. She is grown and loves her kids to pieces she will do whats best for them as well. Folks acting like they are getting married tomorrow..geesh

CB is a cutie just like Shannon IMO
Nadine

Wendy always gives the wrong information. She jacks up people’s names, gets figures all messed up..
intensemocha

NOW I SEE WHY “SOME” WOMEN HAVE CHILDREN WITH A MAN

THEY FEEL AS THOUGH IT GIVES THEM OWNERSHIP AND THEY’RE ENTITLED TO MAKE HIM MISERABLE FOR THE REST OF HIS LIFE-WHEN THINGS DON’T WORK OUT BETWEEN THEM

CONGRATS TO THE COUPLE-I’M NOT GOD AND I CAN’T SPEAK ON IF THEIR RELATIONSHIP WILL WORK OR NOT-ONLY GOD KNOWS!!!!!!!!!!

NONE OF US HAVE ANY GUARANTEES-REGARDLESS OF HOW LONG YOU’VE KNOWN SOMEONE