SHOCKER: chris brown Dating Girl Who Looks Like a Dude???
Are you sitting down? I think the following news might devastate some of you delusional CB Stans. I don’t want you to pass out and bump your heads on the way down to the floor.
Yesterday, I received an email from a loyal reader who asked to remain anonymous. The reader identified the “boy” standing with convicted woman beater chris brown in yesterday’s Celebs Out & About Post as a girl.
In all of the pictures taken outside the hotel, chris and the person I assumed was a boy, appear to be attached at the hip. brown does not leave her side.
The reader also stated that the two are secretly dating (!!), and that her hair is up in pins because they just left their NY hotel room together to catch a limo ride to the airport. Supposedly, chris doesn’t want it to get out that he’s dating such a rough looking chick. But my loyal reader tells me it’s true love!
That would make sense, especially when you consider that brown has been looking extra zesty lately, wearing his girlfriend’s Capri’s and other feminine articles of clothing.
Despite all appearances, the 21-year-old, who calls herself “Moe,” probably short for Monique, includes the phrase “No Homo” on her various social networking pages — as if to stress that she isn’t a lesbian.
Her Myspace and Twitter pages have been recently scrubbed clean of all pics of chris brown — even though they are obviously close.
On her Myspace page, Moe had a pic of Rihanna with the words “ON DA D*CK.”
But my loyal reader says that “Moe” is in fact a lesbian. The word my reader used to describe Moe was “butch.”
She does in fact, look like a cute tranny when she is cleaned up. But maybe that’s what brown is into these days?
So does this mean that all of those recent paparazzi shots of convicted woman beater chris brown frolicking in the surf with hawt bodied chicks were staged to throw us off the real story?
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*Putzie voice* Oh, Sandy.
I am surprise Sandra Rose did not post the video of Raz B from B2K claiming he had sex with Marcus and his manager…
No comment on the fag Chris Brown
Another of your “loyal readers” huh?
You. Need. More. People.
Hey rene.
Hmmm I need more proof from said reader…in the meantime
Wow…Sandra you really dedicated a post to this
She looks like a roadie to me. I doubt very seriously if he is dating her. The girls I’ve seen on the tour bus don’t look their best while on the road, but the ones that look like this are just one of the boys. At least that’s what I’ve seen.
She looks kinda slow in the pic outside the hotel. :/
Chris fuggin dem retarded hoes now?
this is what we get for a new post???
@ Bird
@ Man
What you mean now? Have we forgotten about Rhianna already?
Please Try Again….
OH SANDY I THINK YOU’RE WRONG ON THIS ONE….
I received an email from a loyal reader =Me(sandraRoss)
*shivers*
“especially when you consider that brown has been looking extra zesty lately, wearing his girlfriend’s Capri’s and other feminine articles of clothing.”
SR you do too much!
No offense but she looks like she’s into the cooter to me.
standing with convicted woman beater chris brown
^^^
… 
@ Carib
Since CB is a p*ssy, I don’t see a problem.
D@mn, that’s probably just his homegirl like Teyana or whatever her name is. Big deal.
Yes, the testosterone hormones or demon of confusion is definitely playing in that playground.
Chris needs to holla at Kanye. If your going to let her roll with you, give her a clothing allowance. Dude tying to creep on the cheap
really sandra???
Now
I bet she can take a punch though…#smartmove
Sorry but I’m not buying this one.
No offense but she looks like she’s into the cooter to me.
Ahahahahahah
CIVIL
Already! *points*
uhhh I doubt he’s dating this chick….. most of the girls he’s dated look similar…he definitely has a “type” and this aint it
“No offense but she looks like she’s into the cooter to me.”
she looks ok dressed up though
@ civil 5 minute timeout, go to the
This is not Chris Brown boo….then again I was one of the people sayin “Chris Brown did not put his hands on Rhianna”….I was wrong then, I may be wrong now.
#ImNotPerfect
Morning everybody!
I can’t today! You keep posting stuff like this and your credibility is bound to take a nose dive!
#teamtakeitlikeaman
@civil
ACTUALLY Cuz … SHE LQQKS like she can GIVE-A-PUNCH !!!
So is it a man who’s tryin to pass as a woman that likes women so therefore making him a lesbian instead of hetero???
Mornin Fam!
@ Mamacita
How much further can it fall with those that really know what Sandra be on most of the time?
I agree with Civil lol
Haaaay @Brown
Y’all were thinking it.
I bet his new girlfriends have to go through a “battery” of tests…#shade
@ Civil
*HERE WE GO AGAIN*
@Brown… Morning Honey-Baby !!!
I still think C Brown was just defending himself
#womenshouldnthitmeneither
I can’t.
@Civil who pissed in your Cheerios this morning lol
She looks like she could whoop his ass.
#HopeSheDon’tTryThatShytThough
I hope this young lady IS a lesbian with thick skin and doesn’t read SR and not a family member, good friend of CBs who likes men and can’t get one based on assumptions like this post and comments
Sandra you are crazy you just say anything out your mouth
Clearly this chick is a
and not interested in 
chris
plz don’t start that conversation again
That chick a lesbian…I don’t give a damn what nooooo body says. chris brown is not hitting that up…
I don’t believe it
@yso
you have a point…she doesn’t have much with me
@MZD
for real that is wouldn’t be funny if you in my state 
What state are you in? That guy in your gravi look like my x from the nose down
Illinois
Civil you are crazy on the smart move comment
@Shauny
Homie I was just piggy-backing off @civil’s comment… I KNOW I’m Butt-AZZ UGLY so I CAN’T POSSIBLY talk about her looks because She LQQKS Wayyyyyyy Better than Me !!!
@MzD
Whew wipes sweat from brows (SIKE)
Where do they get this stuff from?
What a desperate attempt at further defaming Chris, Sandra. I doubt anybody believes this one.
Well, except you. 
@ELOVE
” I KNOW I’m Butt-AZZ UGLY so I CAN’T POSSIBLY talk about her looks ”
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You bein ugly or not ain’t got chit to do with HER being ugly my nicca. CALL LIKE IT IS DAWG, CALL LIKE IT IS!
@Choco glad to see you’re relieved that’s not your ex boo lol
team breezy over here also!!
@Civil
LOL @ Choco
:co-sign: @ Man…Just cause i’m ugly doesn’t mean I can’t call you out for being ugly..Cause I call you ugly doesn’t mean I think i’m cute either.
@Tera
HOLE UP HOLE THE FUK UP 
I’m glad too..
Girl if it was I would’ve been
Uh s/n Breezy is my new CRUSH!
Where you from Choco?
Tera I like your gravi. #haute
Cause I call you ugly doesn’t mean I think i’m cute either.
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Just cause i’m ugly doesn’t mean I can’t call you out for being ugly..Cause I call you ugly doesn’t mean I think i’m cute either.
@ Choco…If he was your ex, you’d just host my pity party
#He’sASpoiledAssNinja
#GiveABishHell
@MzD
I suck 
The DMV DC MD VA and I still can’t see new gravis
Who said anything about ugly? I thought @Shauny was saying she should be a lesbun since everyone assumes she is…it’s easier on her
#He’sASpoiledAssNinja
I spoiled my x and now he’s my stalker 
TRUE STORY 
#GiveABishHell
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Mornin Elove!!!!!
I speaketh the truth!
Hey OTB! *Lovin Solo’s look*
@Choco:kona: you need it lol
@OTB thanks darling
@Choco..nawl he never lived out that way. I fugged up and took his ass from spoiled to rotten. Now he a bish can’t breeve!
#ActLikeAMuvFuggaGoneStickMeInTheirPocketAndRunOffOrSomeShyt
I don’t see a guy in gravi Dimplez. I see a picture of you..
I speaketh the truth!
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@Tera
they don’t do that in the kona 
Nope I’m cutting up cuz I’m still
Hey @ DC….Choco still sees my old Gravi
ATTORNEY MOM MOVE UR AZZ OVA….
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
@MzD
Girl I don’t know how long have been together but my x and I did a 6 year bit (yeah bit LOL) girl I can’t shake him and I end up back with him cuz he won’t leave!
*Needs to be try being
*
@Choco when you come down from your flight report to the kona lol it’s my
so pass that 
please and thank you…getting e-high is thee best lmao
@ Choco….Yall got that Tyrese/Chingy Shyt goin on.
*Sings Pullin Me Back*
ChaCha
For real.
Sandra??
Happy B-Day Tera
Kimmie I’m not gone even tell u what I thought your name was……
Thats his homegirl, if anything it makes him look good that he is open minded and has all kinds of friends
LOL @ DC……..Pretty Much! *Thinks i’m going back to reading*
ok I am, from my first glance I thought it said “dickinme”
@ Brown….Dck-in-me? LOL
Puff puff pass
Yall got that Tyrese/Chingy Shyt goin on.
Wait I like Tyrese but Chingy like Trannies…
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“dickinme”
MZ D you know I have a dirty mind
@BROWN
“ok I am, from my first glance I thought it said “dickinme”
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What the hail goin on in here?
**scrollin up**
*non-smoker sitting in the middle of the cypher, fluckin up the rotation*
@ Choco………..LOL I was referrign to the song they did together
Thanks guys
@Brown you either need some dck in you or a trip to the eye doctor lol
Choco………..LOL I was referrign to the song they did together
Im sorry girl I’m 
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*Sits next to Mirs* They asses gonna be pissed at us! LOL
uh-uh Mirs get out the circle messing up shat and whatnot you know how hard it is to get ninjas to share and here you come passing to the right lol
@Brown………..It must be catchy cause I had to look 2x myself. LOL
@Brown….I changed it from DCwife1622 so my SR name and twitter will be the same. But I do enjoy
@ Choco…How long you been high?! LOL
non-smoker sitting in the middle of the cypher, fluckin up the rotation*
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Chanting: Move bish get out the way LUDA
Am I the only Twitterless mofo in here?
@Man nothing happened calm down lol I know you were more than ready to offer your “assistance”
@ Choco…How long you been high?!
sike this is aftermath from yesterday and I had to wake up early for a effn 8a conf call so yeah I’m a bit delirious
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All my life
Tera as I said it was just a glance and if you knew me you’d know how my mind works so no I dont need either one, I’m fine on both ends
“Am I the only Twitterless mofo in here?”
I talk too much…to even be allowed near it.
@Dimplez she don’t know how long she been high it may be permanent lol
@DC
”
“I changed it from DCwife1622 so my SR name and twitter will be the same. But I do enjoy
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Am I the only Twitterless mofo in here?
I got facebook and be stuck like y am I reading other ppls stuff 
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@ Tera…….
@ Man’s assistance, insight and directions..*I kid*
Hello All!
I hope you had a great holiday. I was so bored that I just spent the last 2 hrs reading the 760+ comments in the post from yesterday- my day off. (Miss one day & miss a whole f**kin lot!!)
Anywho….to whatever commenter that made the following remark:
“I got more work to do than a hooker at the Million Man March…..”
I just wanted to say: “F**K YOUR LIFE!!!” I think you may have just got me fired, because I screamed and laughed so hard I turned over water on the wires under my desk….
Thank you for messing up my money! – Mgmt
Lawdhavmercy…..
No you’re not MzD I dont have one either
That was Thick. She’a fool.
@TERA
“nothing happened calm down lol I know you were more than ready to offer your “assistance”
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True. I suffer at the thought of a female in distress.
#southerngentlemen
@ OTB..I thought it was just me
@ Teri…Damn! LOL
@ Choco..I try to avoid Facebook. Too many ignant ninjas on my page.
#BeWantingToDoRunBysOnBishes
DC I figured who you were from ur gravi
Dimplez she don’t know how long she been high it may be permanent lol
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@MZ. DIMPLEZ
I finally got a twitter but I think it’s lame. Shoulda stuck with my first mind and left that chit alone.
Dang @ MzD and drive bys yeah Imma stay off it
@ Man…I was impressed by what I glanced of it so, I figured it’s not for me. *Don’t need to know anybody’s EVERY random thought*
**wasn’t impressed
@ Choco…Run bys! *Bish don’t drive* LOL
@Man….What’s up with your gravi?
@OTB I have a twitter but I haven’t used it since I made it last year I just can’t get jiggy with the 140 or less characters I know to many damn words lol
@Choco facebook stalking is awesome especially when they start arguing and shat I go get my
No Twitter or Facebook here…..
What works for some don’t work for others…
#132 you just killed me with that. “I just wanted to say: “F**K YOUR LIFE!!!”
@Man southerngentleman my ass…I kid I kid
@DC
“….What’s up with your gravi?”
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Which one do you see? I changed it yesterday.
@DC
”
“What works for some don’t work for others…
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True dat, true dat…
@Tera
I was sooo mad 
yeah but I only have 5 friends on facebook and I be like WTF are yall talking about LMAO oh get this the friggin x and I are friends on facebook y I say you get stupid I will block you and this fool put up a pic of him looking sad talking bout I thought I could trust you
LOL @ Tera and the refreshments. Girl some ppl use FB like it’s twitter.
I just left work
Going to Chik fil a on blah and blah
Going to my mama house on the westside
She wasn’t home
Going to the gym on yada and yada
*bishes be a stalkers dream*
Do any of you ladies secretly wanna e-fugg Man
@ DC..So true. You’ve talked to me so, you know I ramble enough on my own. Reading someone else ramble that much would drive me up a wall.
@ Dimpz, I don’t Twitter neither.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@DC
“….What’s up with your gravi?”
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Which one do you see? I changed it yesterday.
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I see the N word >:(
*Has a think for as$holes*
#WouldE-fuggAndLeaveMan’sAss
cb’s thought bubble for the 2nd pic:
“bitch how many times do I have to tell you NOT to come out looking that? Paparazzi out here snapping pics n ****. I’m trying to get my sexy rep back on track. …what will my stans think? Now I gotta go on twitter & clean this mess up before SR comes at my neck! Next time do dat head & put on some female clothes”
moe’s thought bubble “yessim……..bitch!”
@DC
“Which one do you see? I changed it yesterday.
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I see the N word >:(
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Oh yeah. Ain’t it da chit???? That’s from the design from Nas’ album.
@ Mirs…….My friends were getting pissy cause I was ignoring their follow requests. I’m like, Bish I got your number, If I wanna compare thoughts, I’ll call your ass!
#WouldE-fuggAndLeaveMan’sAss
What I get a email warning from him
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LMAO He gone get you! @ Choco
Choco says:
Do any of you ladies secretly wanna e-fugg Man
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If they do…I think they need to see a doctor. You can see he has issues…Who would be attracted to a disrespectful man that talks chit on a Blog all day and can’t even post a real pic up?
whats going on in here? bored as fuk at work :/
@ Choco…You know i’m not his *type* Thank God!
Hey Laker!
@Laker *pats the bench* come sit next to me. I am too!
“Do any of you ladies secretly wanna e-fugg Man “-Choco
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**takin notes on responses…**
@ DC………You posted the boots! They’re still fly as hell.
Man is a lost cause. LOL
I think the gravi is inappropriate
MzD I feel the same way, the few people I talk to I dont need a twitter to talk to them.
@Choco me and all my exes are friends on fb and they keep sending me messages and shat talking bout why you friends with him…boy bye lol
@Dimplez and they get mad when everybody know their business talking bout “bishes be checking for me” lmao
@DC
“If they do…I think they need to see a doctor. You can see he has issues…Who would be attracted to a disrespectful man that talks chit on a Blog all day and can’t even post a real pic up?”
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@Man I’m not you type to much melanin in my skin and you know that’s a
for you 
If they do…I think they need to see a doctor. You can see he has issues…Who would be attracted to a disrespectful man that talks chit on a Blog all day and can’t even post a real pic up?
#Gottathingforassholes I KID!
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See that’s the attraction
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Mirs…….My friends were getting pissy cause I was ignoring their follow requests. I’m like, Bish I got your number, If I wanna compare thoughts, I’ll call your ass!
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@Man I’m not you type to much melanin in my skin and you know that’s a for you
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Dammmmmnnn Man they got your number
@ Tera……..Exactly! *dumbasses* LOL
Girl, lets not get started on exes on FB. Whew!
Choco says:
If they do…I think they need to see a doctor. You can see he has issues…Who would be attracted to a disrespectful man that talks chit on a Blog all day and can’t even post a real pic up?
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See that’s the attraction #Gottathingforassholes I KID!
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I wouldnt fck Man with Mean’s dck but I know someone who would
“Do any of you ladies secretly wanna e-fugg Man”
I’d rather slit my my wrists
@TERA
for you ”
“I’m not your type to much melanin in my skin and you know that’s a
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Naw… nothing wrong with some melanin.
Cmon guys they are going to play ball. There is another pic with Nelly wearing ball gear as well. The girl is nice in ball.
Sooooo I dont wanna fluck Man…he yella, and I dont do yella
BUT I have been attracted and flucked my share of assholes….
That makes me crazy? Crazy would be if you stayed around, no?…. #hititandquitit
@Terra
Your exes can see all that girl you brave I wouldn’t want any bridges burned
@ Choco….Tera spelled it out but, we all know how HE do.
#Can’tAffordTheTherapyI’dNeedAfterDealingWithMan’sAss. LOL
@MAMACITA
I’d rather slit my my wrists”
”
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You ain’t have to say all that! I thought you had a thing for me.
@mzdim
hey girl how u been?
***sitting next ohoney 
in hand ****
@ohoney im actuall working today and i dont likey at all
You ain’t foolin nobody. You know you want @Man.
I KID
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Girl chiiiiit you aint never lied my 40 y o horny azz want any Man at this point
Damn @ Mamacita. LOL That’s drastic!
@OTB..You saw me say i’d bounce on his ass after right? LOL
You ain’t have to say all that! I thought you had a thing for me.
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Mamacita says:
“Do any of you ladies secretly wanna e-fugg Man”
I’d rather slit my my wrists
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Damn!!!!!!!
@ Laker……..I’m good. Bored at work and acting a fool for no reason.
Choco says:
You ain’t foolin nobody. You know you want @Man.
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Girl chiiiiit you aint never lied my 40 y o horny azz want any Man at this point I KID
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@Choco (Comment #155)
I would GUESS that the MAJORITY of FEMALES would do a combination of Pinky & “Pulp Fiction” regarding @Man… MEANING putting one of those RED Sex-Toy Balls in his mouth AND a Hugh Strap-on like Pinky does when she’s Rough Riding those Porno Chicks
@Man… Cause Dawg YOU ARE Astute enough to KNOW that ALOT OF FEMALES don’t take kindly to you saying BISH(s) and HO(s) in practically every other comment about females WHO ACTUALLY AREN’T BISH(s) and HO(s) (Real…)
I’m JUST SAYING and I’m NOT trying yo CLOWN YOU Either !!!
*Just dies everytime Man’s ass TRIES to be sensitive*
“Do any of you ladies secretly wanna e-fugg Man”
ummm no thanks and i got a thing for assholez so i been told but man is too dam much for me!!! cant afford the therapy or ready to go to prison i cut his ignorant azz ****twice just to let him know im fo real***
I know Moe will go off on twitter when she sees this lol
She is CBs friend sometime assistant
@Man
I kid I kid. You’re the a*shole everyone love and hates all at the same time.
Crazy would be if you stayed around, no?….
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@Choco got his number and posted it in the bar restroom and it says” If you need a good e-fugg hit up Man he got that dope e-dck…P.S. “obeast”,melanin challenged,natural body, women need not apply” lmao
@Dimplez oh the stories I could tell smdh
GOOD AFTERNOON MY PEEPS….WHATS POPPIN IN HERE TODAY
MzDimplez1123 says:
@OTB..You saw me say i’d bounce on his ass after right? LOL
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LOL! @ OHoney & OTB
Thick is too funny for that! I LMAO’d! (Sorry I took so long to respond, had to “x” out of SR when the maintenance man came around to get the water up and fix my wires.) Almost electrocuted my damn self off that comment!!
And no….I Wouldn’t f**k man. I don’t do light-brights and he seems a little bit too immature and lame for my tastes. I get a good laugh due to him sometimes, though. SOME TIMES.
@Tera
You know he likes that idea don’t you
Girl chiiiiit you aint never lied my 40 y o horny azz want any Man at this point I KID
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girl u stay hot and ready with ur horny azz!!!!!
“****twice just to let him know im fo real***”
Cali crazy
And no….I Wouldn’t f**k man. I don’t do light-brights and he seems a little bit too immature and lame for my tastes. I get a good laugh due to him sometimes, though. SOME TIMES.
and Mirs thought she called a bish out 
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OTB, Mama, Sass yall have me
@TERA
“got his number and posted it in the bar restroom and it says” If you need a good e-fugg hit up Man he got that dope e-dck…P.S. “obeast”,melanin challenged,natural body, women need not apply” lmao”
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HA HA HA.
**thanks Choco for keepin the “obeast” hoes from callin me!**
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@DC
“If they do…I think they need to see a doctor. You can see he has issues…Who would be attracted to a disrespectful man that talks chit on a Blog all day and can’t even post a real pic up?”
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Yep I am a hater. A
of bull****!
@Laker
I HATE IT!
I blame it on 40 I was never this bad I could get my back broke and still be like oh well we can do it this way
@Choco they see all that shat and I laugh at them all day damn psychos
multiple times especially when she calls herself “squirting” ewww nasty bish lol
@E-love Pinky makes me
Man is your sister “Obeast” ?
@otb u already know INGLEWOOOOOOD
Twitter and Facebook are the debil.
I personally don’t need a minute-by-minute account of what someone is having for lunch or a status update on the resulting bowel movement. But then I’m a an anti-social misfit.
@ Everything else
@STILL A SASSY ONE
“And no….I Wouldn’t f**k man. I don’t do light-brights and he seems a little bit too immature and lame for my tastes. I get a good laugh due to him sometimes, though. SOME TIMES.”
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**puttin Sassy on the list of women that would fugg me**
@ Tera……..Lmao @ Man’s criteria. *wonders how many replies he’d get*
Hey @ Thick
@Mirs…………That’s all he’d be good for, hopefully he would be good, cause he she started talking to me i’d probably gouge my eardrums out.
@Man I heard the “obeast” ones are the “bestest” you should try it
you might like it lol
CAN YALL SEE MY NEW GRAVI???? I THOUGHT I GIVE YALL SOME MORNING WOOD
but man is too dam much for me!!!
that’s when the Military Training comes in and it can work in the bedroom as well 
Men like Man like to be dominated that’s y he so off the chain 
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@DC
“Man is your sister “Obeast” ?”
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Yeah, she kinda big boned and chit.
Thick
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@TERA
“got his number and posted it in the bar restroom and it says” If you need a good e-fugg hit up Man he got that dope e-dck…P.S. “obeast”,melanin challenged,natural body, women need not apply” lmao”
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HA HA HA.
**thanks Choco for keepin the “obeast” hoes from callin me!**
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I’m gon write his info on a Lane Bryant dressing room wall.
Thank you @ Laker! *throws panties at the monitor*
Yes you did @Laker yes you did…..
Yeah, she kinda big boned and chit.
I swear! Smdh
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LMAO @ Lane Bryant
@Dckimmie
Man loves “obeast” women! Don’t be fooled. He will screw a chick thats “fat, Black, ugly as ever” (Copyright- Chris Wallace). He just won’t tell anybody he’s screwing her and will PRETEND to prefer females like Kim K. in public knowing damn well….He ready to marry that chick he got at home who is 300+ pounds, can suck his wee-wee like a hoover and make him meatloaf after.
“Aint no future in ya frontin’….”
@choco u trying to get man laid so u can watch u nasty nasty horny azz!!! its a conspiracy i tell u a conspiracy
#BadBish
“…But then I’m a an anti-social misfit…”
Thats me!!!
@THE LADIES
Yall know a light skinned nigga goin treat yall betta cause we gotta work harder and chit.
**still hate the DeBarge family, Al B. Sure, Wesley Snipes, Prince and the entire decade of the 80′s for ruining it for us. SMH. **
@Laker
Yeah but I wanna see what lower…
LOL! @Man
I wouldn’t suck you with Kat Stacks mouth orrrrr f**k you with Eddie Long’s penis. Boy please!
HEY DIMPLES AND CHOCO.
LAKER IS THAT TYRESE BODY?
*wonders how this post went from chris Brown to Man’s ass*
Taking notes from @Man stating his sister is big boned and chit…See we are making progress…So it all started when his sister used to beat him up and take his snacks and chit…I knew it was a reason lol
@Mirs he would pass thee fugg out when them Lane girls call him lol
If she got cooking skills, why she cant use that to get what she want?
#RonnieHoequotes
#Biggirlsarealwaysmarried
Heyyyy Thickness
@choco u trying to get man laid so u can watch u nasty nasty horny azz!!! its a conspiracy i tell u a conspiracy
I wanna watch you too chit don’t feel left out 
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I gotta scroll back up to meatloaf comment
StillASassyOne says:
LOL! @Man
I wouldn’t suck you with Kat Stacks mouth orrrrr f**k you with Eddie Long’s penis. Boy please!
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WELL DAMN
#237 dayum, you on it today huh?
MzDimplez1123 says:
*wonders how this post went from chris Brown to Man’s ass*
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Choco’s azz.
MIRS WHATS GOOD IN THE HOOD TODAY.
@ OTB
for the #RonnieHoequotes
regarding my comments….
@E – not sure where you decided that I was talking about you or how anyone looks. Everyone has their own opinion on who/what is cute/ugly including you, it’s their opinion.
@civil – glad to see that your education is being put to good use
Hey Daisy
Tera_Mirror says:
Taking notes from @Man stating his sister is big boned and chit…See we are making progress…So it all started when his sister used to beat him up and take his snacks and chit…I knew it was a reason lol
@Mirs he would pass thee fugg out when them Lane girls call him lol
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@Dimplez I said the same damn thing must be that #southerngentleman effect taking over our minds
so whats in the news?
LOL @ Choco tryng to voyeur the whole “room” and pimping Man’s ass for personal gain.
@STILL A SASSY ONE
“Man loves “obeast” women! Don’t be fooled. He will screw a chick thats “fat, Black, ugly as ever” (Copyright- Chris Wallace). He just won’t tell anybody he’s screwing her and will PRETEND to prefer females like Kim K. in public knowing damn well….He ready to marry that chick he got at home who is 300+ pounds, can suck his wee-wee like a hoover and make him meatloaf after.
“Aint no future in ya frontin’….”
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shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiid!!!!!
Yeah, I’ve hit a “large” woman but she won’t EVA get no official “title” or nothin from me. No way.
@msthick
he is my dark chocolate suckable lickable fukable man in the world 
dam had a moment sawy
As always.
But Man admitted to smashing a heavy hitter she’s the one he’s gonna end up marrying!
Damn Sassy…tell em how you really feel
How you doing, PRoberson? Nothing much in the news.
Just kicking the bobo.
As always
and 
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If this was for me you know I’m
@ Tera…….He got mind control over us like Smokey had over Deebo?!
LAKER GIRL I KNOW THAT BODY FROM ANYWHERE. I TOLD MY DUDE TYRESE WOULD GET THE BUSINESS IN FRONT OF HIM….AND IMMA MAKE HIM SING THE COCA COLA SONG WHILE HE HITTIN IT.
@SASSY
“LOL! @Man
I wouldn’t suck you with Kat Stacks mouth orrrrr f**k you with Eddie Long’s penis. Boy please!”
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I mean, I know you wouldn’t rule a nigga out COMPLETELY!
Alwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyysssssssssssssssss
All-All wayayyayyyyys
Hey OTB
I’d hug you back but being that I’m anti-social and chit…Aw fvck it…
@ Man
I think I’m gonna regret this but…How in the double dark chocolate hail did Wesley Snipes make that particular list?
*And I will cut you about some Prince
@Man don’t blame the 80′s I was born in “86 you know
@Choco he already did she’s making dinner for him as we type
#sendmeaplate
Choco’s azz.
oh when you add 
that means you are laughing so hard you are crying
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I need another emoticon for
This ninja always manages to find the silver lining @ So you sayin I would get a handjob from you?
I mean, I know you wouldn’t rule a nigga out COMPLETELY!
@Dimplez yup “Cuz when he be here we be quiet but when he leave we be talking again”
@msthick ok im a lil nastier than that i told my man if nelly and tyrese walk thru that door both of them would get it in front of him and hoping he would video tape it
those two man can get it any time anywere 
@Shauny
If I OFFENDED I’m TRULY Sorry (Being Real Here…) and yeah My Ignorance is very OBVIOUS Sometimes… I have no problem admitting that !!!
#ImFAR-FROM-PerfectbutReallySincerelyTryingTo-Be-a-DecentHumanBeing
LOL @ Tera
AND IMMA MAKE HIM SING THE COCA COLA SONG WHILE HE HITTIN IT.
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@THE LADIES
What do yall think Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. would say about yall treatment and puzzy oppression of the light skinned brother?
See, all us niccas goin have di©k-cott on yall!
LAKER…I WOULD TOO HONEY, I WOULD TOO *WIPES FOREHEAD*
@Man…..
If I can use Edward Scissorhands hands…..SURE. NOT a problem!
Otherwise…no. You can do your own handjobs. I’ve seen your posts on here. Something tells me- you can rub one out for yourself better than the rest of em.
“Cuz when he be here we be quiet but when he leave we be talking again”
Fukn Comedy Central in this Bish TODAY!
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It was for you Choc.
*Gone to Glory @ Edward Scissorhands hands*
See, all us niccas goin have di©k-cott on yall!
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One word. Vibrators.
@E – I’m not easily offended. I just didn’t know why you pointed out my comments. Was just saying I hoped the young lady wasn’t one of those chicks who was straight but couldn’t get a man cause everyone thought she was lesbun…that’s it. Didn’t know how you took that to mean looks.
You know we’re good
See, all us niccas goin have di©k-cott on yall!
Say it aint so Joe!
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@MzDimplez did you just sing the Coca-Cola commercial?
Shauny says:
Everyone has their own opinion on who/what is cute/ugly including you, it’s their opinion.
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@E-LOVE…WHY WHEN I READ YOUR MESSAGE “I NEED LOVE” POPPED IN MY HEAD..LIKE I PICTURE YOU SAYING THAT TO THAT BEAT…
@YSOSERIOUS
Man, Wesley Snipes started the chit off against the “Tan-Man” with “New Jack City.” When he called ol boy “too pretty” and chit. I ain’t goin lie, that chit was funny.
Ever since then the hoes ain’t been checkin for a nigga unless his salava got melanin in it.
@OTB
see how much we love one another I know when you are thinking of me 
WHY DO I PICTURE MAN LOOKN LIKE FISHER????
his salava got melanin in it.
I almost lost my breath laughing
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@ Man
That’s what vibrators are for. If you gone threaten somebody with something, make sure it can’t be easily/happily substituted.
RE: MLK
What do you think he would say about your liberal use of n*gga, b*tch, hoe, etc.? :waits:
StillASassyOne says:
@Man…..
If I can use Edward Scissorhands hands…..SURE. NOT a problem!
Otherwise…no. You can do your own handjobs. I’ve seen your posts on here. Something tells me- you can rub one out for yourself better than the rest of em.
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In my Nino Brown voice…I never liked you anyway…pretty muthafvcker.
G- Money also did his thing for the light skinned brothers in the 90s.
@ Cocoa
I see you beat me to it.
@DC
“He does sound like a perv that sits around and masturbates all day to ass shots…”
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Not all day.
lakercrazy says:
WHY DO I PICTURE MAN LOOKN LIKE FISHER????
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CAUSE THATS WHO HE SAID HE LOOKS LIKE
SMDH @ Not all Day this mofo is so unmoved!
You know it YSO! Vibrators are a gift from God.
@ O Honey…Yeah *bows head in shame*
Did this fool just say not all day? *ninja need prayer* LOL
@MSTHICK oh ok dint realize i paid attention to his azz half of the chit he says is all ****ery
@Thickness (Comment #287)
Is THAT the LL Cool J Song from Back-in-da-DAY !!! 
Who is Fisher?
@man im done with u……..
YES E-LOVE
@COCOABANNA
“You know it YSO! Vibrators are a gift from God.”
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I did a report in college that linked the breakup of the traditional nuclear family to the explosion and proliferation of the vibrator (aka Devil’s toy).
DIPMZ…DEREK FISHER THAT PLAYS FOR THE LAKERS
@mzdimp from the Derek Fisher Lakers
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@DC
“He does sound like a perv that sits around and masturbates all day to ass shots…”
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Not all day.
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I loathe you
Carry on…..
@ysoserious and @cocoabana
VIBRATORS ARE THE DEVIL (To Us MEN…)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I did a report in college that linked the breakup of the traditional nuclear family to the explosion and proliferation of the vibrator (aka Devil’s toy).
YOU LIE!!!!!
MEANT DIMPZ..HONEY I F_CKIN UP AGAIN
MzD Derek Fisher
my bad from the lakers chit if my manager dont stop passing by he know i aint workn
my bad from the lakers chit if my manager dont stop passing by he know i aint workn
YOU LIE!!!!!
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@Y SO SERIOUS
“RE: MLK
What do you think he would say about your liberal use of n*gga, b*tch, hoe, etc.? ”
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Well, he would prolly say
“My fellow brother, please take the time to realize that your words or those of the oppressor! They are used in place of the whips and chains utilized to enslave your people! Now, you have become a soldier in the oppressor’s army. Using his verbal weapons against your own kind!”
Some chit like that.
Then he would look around and say:
“DAYUM. Nigga you ain’t lyin, they are a lot of hoes these days!”
WTH is wrong with yall up in here. PPL banning vibrators and Man’s peen is being cut by Edward Scissorhands. Plus Derek Fisher is the debil.
VIBRATORS ARE THE DEVIL (To Us MEN…)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I had a relationship with my vibrator some years ago we broke up and I got with a real man 
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A lesbian maybe the vibrator
Vibrators are not the devil! They’re just “aids” if you will for those that need them
Hey Brown Sugar Lips!!!
Man that is pure blasphemy!
Gypssaayyyyy
Man & Elove, please. Us women will lube that sucka up and go to TOWN!
I guess ya’ll can get off on inflatable dolls, right?
“DAYUM. Nigga you ain’t lyin, they are a lot of hoes these days!”
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meak voice (help me I need resucitation)
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh @ Derek Fisher. I understood yall despite the typos
I did read that using a vibrator too much can cause loss of sensation though.
Gypsy
What the fugg is wrong with you?! @ Man
I did read that using a vibrator too much can cause loss of sensation though.
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If that’s the case i’ll use a dildo and do the job myself.
@OUTSIDE THE BOX
“I did a report in college that linked the breakup of the traditional nuclear family to the explosion and proliferation of the vibrator (aka Devil’s toy).”
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YOU LIE!!!!!
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Nope, true story. It’s almost a complete inverse “vibrator sales/marriage” graph relationship.
Vibrators been around forever, as “face massagers” and chit like that. But once they were “legitmately” sold as vibrators… that was a wrap for marriage.
People tried to link it economics, politics, religion, chit like that. Nope, it’s the vibrator.
I guess ya’ll can get off on inflatable dolls, right?
They have a hand on the situation 
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LOL @ Cocoa…………..I don’t like them, I like feeling another person pressed up against me…feels like something is missing.
*Would use one in a rutt though*
@Cocoabana
Ahhhhh ME and @Man… share NOTHING in regards to Females & Women (Real…)
I TRULY RESPECT WOMEN and I have NO NEED for INFLATABLE DOLLS… So in THAT VAIN —-> YOU ARE COMPLETELY WRONG !!!
I did read that using a vibrator too much can cause loss of sensation though.
can we have a medical min on this!!!! why why 
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WHAT!!!!
@BROWN
“Man that is pure blasphemy!”
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Wuh?
I knew I would regret asking.
#ignantazz
Wuh?
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He sound so damn stupid
hey ya’ll
@ Laker……………I would Google that chit for you but, i’m at work. Don’t know what they monitor around this bish. LOL
@Kimip hey girlie
Hey Kimi
@Y SO SERIOUS
“I knew I would regret asking.
#ignantazz”
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Callin it like I see it.
Hey Kimi like your gravi
NO HOMO 
@kim
what are we talking bout today??? i am too lazy to scroll up and read the comments LOL
I know you are. Doesn’t make you any less ignant.
MzDimp who doesn’t like feeling another person pressed against them? Desperate times call for vibrators.
@ELove, good answer! I would have side eyed you if you said different.
@ kimi
Whatever the hail we want as usual.
@Kimi
Is Man e-fuggable
Dildo vs. Man vs. Vibrator = Break up in Nuclear Family
Blow up Dolls
MLK JR and anything you wanna add
@Y SO SERIOUS
“I know you are. Doesn’t make you any less ignant.”
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Naw…I’m not ignant. I’m enlightened. You just have to learn to see things MY way (aka, the RIGHT way).
Just give it time…
I’m so bored at work, I done started trying to blow spit bubbles….
@ Cocoa……….I have literally heard/seen women say shyt like they don’t need a man period. They have toys.
I don’t know if they were serious or not but, it flucked my head up to see/hear it
LMFAO wooooooow….ummmm I guess I will wait and see which topic I would like to get in on. thanks choco LOL
@laker @brown @OTB @ohoney heeeeey boos!!!
” You just have to learn to see things MY way (aka, the RIGHT way). ”
Man I think like this too.
The difference I let them come to it on their own. You cant make the sheep drink, dawg. 
@ Man
I couldn’t see things YOUR way without a frontal lobotomy and/or complete cornea transplant.
“@Kimi
Is Man e-fuggable”-CHOCO
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**ready to add Kimi to “The List” **
ysoserious says:
@ Man
I couldn’t see things YOUR way without a frontal lobotomy and/or complete cornea transplant
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U A FOOL GIRL
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
“@Kimi
Is Man e-fuggable”-CHOCO
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**ready to add Kimi to “The List” **
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@man
what list???
@ Man….Who the hell is on that list?
@OTB
“Man I think like this too. The difference I let them come to it on their own. You cant make the sheep drink, dawg. ”
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Yeah, I know. But a nigga gettin frustrated with the lack of cooperation at this point. I mean, no azz shots, people still disagreein wit a nigga and chit. What’s wrong with them mayne?
*Takes collection for chicks on “The List”*
@Man
Naked pic of KIM K looking like the sawwwy person she is… Boss
MzDimplez says:
@ Cocoa……….I have literally heard/seen women say shyt like they don’t need a man period. They have toys.
I don’t know if they were serious or not but, it flucked my head up to see/hear it
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I actually was. Men are way overrated. Ask a lesbian.
#NoShadeTakenOrGiven
Choco, Kim K looks good in her nude pictures. I will give her that.
@mzdim i google that chit and its true
YSO, there are so many things men can do that toys cannot.
Men are way overrated.
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It’s sad because I think like this but I refuse to go lesbian and I’d like a warm body so you know they have some small purpose and even that gets annoying ARRGGGH!
I digress
@Yso………..I intended no shade and none was taken
@ Laker…………Don’t cry boo.
@Cocoa
IDK she is so fake that I think I’m looking at a mannequin but trust I give props to nice bods I’m just not into her!
ITA @ cocoa
You don’t want cooperation. You want unquestioned compliance.
#NotGonnaHappenCap’n
@Y SO
“I actually was. Men are way overrated. Ask a lesbian.
#NoShadeTakenOrGiven”
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LOL.
LESBIANS! 
@Y SO
“You don’t want cooperation. You want unquestioned compliance.
#NotGonnaHappenCap’n”
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Yeah. Hoez these days don’t know a good nigga when they slap/punch/kick ‘em in the face. SMH.
**side eye to Rihanna**
@ Cocoa
True. If you want love and closeness of course. If you just want an itch scratched…A man can become more trouble than he’s worth.
My dear Man,
Shut up.
Sincerely,
P.S. I can’t stand you.
@ YSO………..Good point! @ If you just want an itch scratched…A man can become more trouble than he’s worth.
Don’t think I could ever be a strictly toy girl though.
@Man smh…
@ysoserious
MALES are OVERRATED… MEN are ESSENTIAL & Sometimes Mis-Understood
Don’t think I could ever be a strictly toy girl though.
#poundgamerequired!
@Y SO
Between me and you, how much do you lust for me?
Nahhh even a itch and a scratch I want a body attached chiiiitt crush my groove
@ Man
Do you have an electron microscope? Cause that what you’re gonna need to find the answer to that question.
@Y SO SERIOUS
“Do you have an electron microscope? Cause that what you’re gonna need to find the answer to that question.”
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I see…. but that lust is growing exponentially right?
If by “exponentially” you mean “not one gotdamned bit” then yes.
#handsarebetterthanvibratorsthereforenoriskoflosingsensation
#poundgamerequired!
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ysoserious says:
If by “exponentially” you mean “not one gotdamned bit” then yes.
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@ BROWN
OMG, how did I miss this?
I’m starting to believe that these “Loyal Readers” is just a group of made up people to place blame on when/if Sandra is wrong about info she put in a post or something.
Really… Notice that all the peculiar posts that may raise an eyebrow or make Sandra look bad if there’s faulty info are from “Loyal Readers”…. Hmmm.
Wellll…maybe it’s just me but she doesnt look all that hurt in the face to me. Homegirl has no figure, but the picture of her dressed up is pretty cute. I doubt their dating just because that’s not his type, but some dudes like b-ball girls so idk.