Jay Z’s ‘Decoded’ debuts at #3 on NY Times Bestseller’s List

It looks like the over-hyped, over-the-top sales marketing plan worked for rapper Jay Z and former VIBE editor Dream Hampton, who goes uncredited as the actual author of Decoded.

Decoded, Jay Z’s autobiography slash memoir of his days hustling drugs in the Marcy Projects to his current gig hustling for cred in corporate boardrooms, debuted at #3 on the New York Times Best Seller list for hardcover non-fiction books.

This is not a big deal when you consider that the aging rapper is trailing behind 2 books that have been on the bestseller list for weeks: Laura Hillenbrand’s Unbroken (#2) and George Bush’s memoirs Decision Points (#1).

Jay Z’s rhyme tome didn’t even crack the Top 10 on USA Today’s bestseller list, which is actually based on overall sales and not who you know at the NY Times. Decoded landed at #18.

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230 Responses to “Jay Z’s ‘Decoded’ debuts at #3 on NY Times Bestseller’s List”

  1. 1

    A sucker is born every minute!

  2. 2
    Jay Bee says:

    #feebleminds… wat else is there to know about jigga man

  3. 3
    ChaCha says:

    ALLLLLLRRRRRRREADY :trophy:

    I :heart: Jay Z

  4. 4
    CFREE says:

    I had no idea this guy had an album out :shrug:

  5. 5
    kingstonn says:

    (santogold voice)
    brook-lynnn we go hard.. we go hard..

    :whistle:

  6. 6
    kingstonn says:

    @’cfree,
    its his book. :rofl:

  7. 7

    @JAY BEE
    “#feebleminds… wat else is there to know about jigga man”
    _________________________________________________________________________

    Not a dayum thang. Just a way for him to get more money sayin the same chit he has said for the last 15 years. SMH.

  8. 8
    West Coast Chick says:

    jay has the midas touch I guess

  9. 9
    Mother Jefferson says:

    “Jay Z’s rhyme tome didn’t even crack the Top 10 on USA Today’s bestseller list, which is actually based on overall sales and not who you know at the NY Times.”

    :yawn: Yeah and the fact that Oprah had this book on her show.

  10. 10
    eastpointvet says:

    actually there is a lot in the book that you wouldnt know unless you read it and im a fan and i knew a lot. i think that good being that the majority of the people who would read it are not in a target read books category. we should be proud someone we even have wind of even made the top 20 for books i mean better him getting money than george bush.

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    CFREE says:

    @kingston, guess I shud actually read the post instead of skimming :lol:

  12. 12
    Jay Bee says:

    eastpoint… Nope!!

  13. 13
    WeezysBaby says:

    @Eastpoint how is it better him getting money than G. Bush? Just curious because it doesn’t benefit the little people one way or the other..

  14. 14
    PAHairston says:

    Hello All. Come on Sandra, give JayZ his props. As far as books are concerned, the NY best seller list IS the best list. And as far as I’m concerned, being named to this list is comparative to getting a Grammy or Oscar in music and movies, respectively. Hell, I hope my first book makes it to this list. That is all.

  15. 15

    Are people really trying to discredit this man bc he is at #3 on the list???

    He is on the list…right…or am I missing something????

  16. 16
    aqtpie says:

    *side eyes* Sandra. I have a feeling if this story was about a repeat offender/rapper’s “autobiography slash memoir of his days of hustling drugs at the tender age of 12 to his current gig of now doing them with a lot more money and still repeatedly breaking the law” debuting at #3, this entire post would be different.

    Anywho congrats to Jigga and everybody else working hard and making that legal money!!! :dance:

  17. 17
    candibfly says:

    i don’t care about jay z but being on the NY Best Seller list is no small feat.

  18. 18
    candibfly says:

    :rofl: @ qtpie

  19. 19
    HoneyBun says:

    I’m interested in seeing what he says, so i may read it.

  20. 20
    ChaCha says:

    therapist1911 says:

    Are people really trying to discredit this man bc he is at #3 on the list???

    He is on the list…right…or am I missing something????

    Nope you are on POINT per usual :yes:

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    CivilEngineer says:

    :rofl: @aqtpie…right! When Tip writes a book about mating with pigs and the like she’ll be more than happy to give him some pub

    Whaddup @therapist

  23. 23
    Jay Bee says:

    civil please no need to take it there.. yalls ppl crack me up! u have to hit a low blow to feel good #NOselfEsteem

    we talk this and that how we need to stick together and you have to try and belittle a person with there features..way way diferrent than someone talking about where some one is on the list…SAD!

  24. 24
    eastpointvet says:

    @weezybaby
    because he is a black man succeeding in something other than selling drugs. the success of his book makes it that much easier for the next person of color to author a book. u dont always have to directly benefit from something to applaud the effort.

  25. 25

    @ChaCha…ok thought I was missing something!!

    @Civil…ain’t nothing much going on. Just working!! SCHOOL!! How u been

  26. 26
    CivilEngineer says:

    @Jay Bee…#plentyofesteem and jokes and sarcasm as well. Please preach somewhere else :coffee:

    @therapist…I’ve been pretty good, doing the same thing. Had to deactivate the book for the semester

  27. 27
    YSoSerious says:

    :waves: @ Civil.

    You definitely make sure brief appearances are memorable. :rofl:

  28. 28

    @East…..AGREED

    @Civil….ouch!!! Yeah i feel you. You been singing lately

  29. 29
    MissHarlem says:

    :rofl:

  30. 30
    YSoSerious says:

    Civil says:
    #plentyofesteem and jokes and sarcasm as well.
    *******************************************************************
    Can I join this club?

  31. 31
    StillASassyOne says:

    I know I’m late and :offtopic: but this chick said: “I could whistle and nyggas will pistol-whip you in all 5 buroughs.”

    WHAT?! LOL! This is why I fux with Kim! *Riley from Boondocks voice* “I FUX WITH KIM! Kim is my nygga! You my nygga, Kim!”

  32. 32
    StillASassyOne says:

    Hey Civil! Going in hard but ever so lightly, I see…

  33. 33
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    Choco says:

    @Civil and Therapist awww shucks yall should hold hands :lol: I KID I KID!

  35. 35
    Choco says:

    What’s goin on in here?
    ___________________
    :rofl:

  36. 36
    kingstonn says:

    :lol: damn sassy, that was random as hail.

  37. 37
  38. 38
    Jay Bee says:

    yea i like they way u #fixUp…

  39. 39
    candibfly says:

    harlem :wave:

  40. 40
    CivilEngineer says:

    Hey YSS, Sassy

    @therapist…only in church once in a blue moon

    Jumping over @choco :lol:

  41. 41
    StillASassyOne says:

    @Kingston

    I know! LOL! I just listened to the song though and it was going hard. Many quotables from that! So I just felt like I needed to comment on that, even though the time & place may not be appropiate.

    LOL!

  42. 42

    WTH!
    Civil sings and I haven’t been serenaded yet!
    I thought we were better than that but I guess not!
    *whips hair, turns on heel and walks out*

  43. 43
    kingstonn says:

    :rofl: Sassy!
    i still haven’t heard it yet.

  44. 44
    CivilEngineer says:

    @BROWN…what you wanna hear? :think: Probably R. Kelly huh?

  45. 45
    MissHarlem says:

    Its like CANDII owwwww :whistle: hey girl whats happening?

  46. 46
    Choco says:

    :lol: @ Civil
    :hugs: for being able to take a joke

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    MissHarlem says:

    Was I the only fool in the Kim K post with the popcorn cracking up? Yall crack me up!!

  49. 49
    candibfly says:

    @harlem i’m good, snuggled on the couch. how was ur holiday?

  50. 50
    CivilEngineer says:

    :hug: @Choco…you know it!

    MissH, kingstonn…how y’all been?

  51. 51
    YSoSerious says:

    @Civil

    Can I put in a request too? I want some Big Luther. Or some Al Green.

    And I don’t want any R Kelly. He hasn’t done anything for me since I hit puberty. But then, he wouldn’t WANT to do anything for me after I hit puberty so…

  52. 52

    @CANDI
    I DEMAND that you change that gravie back to ur pic!

  53. 53
    Choco says:

    @Civil
    Well you can but I dunno know about your friend :rofl: SIKE :grin:

  54. 54
    kwall says:

    I hope folks don’t drank the kool aid and think Jigga is paving the way for anybody by writing this book. Other rappers have written books. “The Rose that Grew From Concrete” by ‘Pac…”The Way I Am” by Em which ALSO was a NYT bestseller and Krishna (KRS1) been writing books since the early 1990s.

    Kudos for Jay-Z for being on the list and for debuting at number 3. :shrug:

  55. 55
    candibfly says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @CANDI
    I DEMAND that you change that gravie back to ur pic
    ———————————————

    kick rocks. we threw. :coffee:

  56. 56

    Civil whatever you prefer, but Will Downing is a plus!

  57. 57

    @YSO
    “And I don’t want any R Kelly. He hasn’t done anything for me since I hit puberty. But then, he wouldn’t WANT to do anything for me after I hit puberty so…”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    You sounding a lil jealous of that young girl that got pizzed on. :think:

  58. 58
    Choco says:

    kick rocks. we threw.
    _______________
    Don’t worry she will be back just like I was with AL :rofl:

    EFF DECODED I ain’t reading up on chit about JAY Z I wish the whole promo would go away :coffee:

  59. 59
    kingstonn says:

    bahahahaha :popcorn:
    Damn Man. should’ve refilled the rush card. :rofl:

  60. 60
    candibfly says:

    @choco how come y’all broke up? he was flirtin too much with other chicks wasn’t he. hmmph

  61. 61
    MissHarlem says:

    @ CANDI girl it was good spent some good times with the fam my lil cuz beat my azz in chess and checkers but then again I blame the rum and beer

    @ CIVIL heyyy my hershey chocolate goodness :hug: how you been? Good to see you still cutting up round these parts.

  62. 62
    Choco says:

    You sounding a lil jealous of that young girl that got pizzed on.
    ___________________
    :rofl:

  63. 63
    Choco says:

    how come y’all broke up? he was flirtin too much with other chicks wasn’t he. hmmph
    _______________
    :yes: :lol: but I took him back just flirt with someone else like ACE not AL :wink: and all will be better

  64. 64

    @CANDI
    “@CANDI
    I DEMAND that you change that gravie back to ur pic
    ———————————————

    kick rocks. we threw
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    :pray: <<<<<pleading
    Baby, I’m sorry
    Please forgive me for all the wrong I’ve done
    Please come back home girl
    I know you put all your trust in me
    I’m sorry I let you down
    Please forgive me

  65. 65

    I see you got the beggin part down

  66. 66
    Choco says:

    Baby, I’m sorry
    Please forgive me for all the wrong I’ve done
    Please come back home girl
    I know you put all your trust in me
    I’m sorry I let you down
    Please forgive me
    _______________
    Aint this what you said to Krysi J :coffee: :rofl:

  67. 67
    candibfly says:

    *holds hand out* u know how to apologize :coffee:

    it ain’t tru luv unless u break up at least once a week

  68. 68
    candibfly says:

    but when i was reading it why did it sound like a boyz II men song, i could image bass sayin that part :rofl:

  69. 69

    @BROWN
    “I see you got the beggin part down”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    “I see you got the beggin PLEADING part down.”

    PLEADING.
    :coffee:

  70. 70
    YSoSerious says:

    @Man

    I’m no more jealous than you are that Kells can actually get someone’s little girl to take a golden shower from him.

    Have you asked him for his secret yet? I know you’re dying to have an underage tryst of your own. Pre-teens can be much more compliant than real women. :coffee:

  71. 71
    kingstonn says:

    @ candi, i was thinking Keith Sweat..

  72. 72

    Oh wait, that should come natural to you..all dogs know how to beg

  73. 73

    @CHOCO
    “Baby, I’m sorry
    Please forgive me for all the wrong I’ve done
    Please come back home girl
    I know you put all your trust in me
    I’m sorry I let you down
    Please forgive me
    _______________
    Aint this what you said to Krysi J”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    :nono:

  74. 74
    MissHarlem says:

    My girl YSO at it again

  75. 75

    *waits for Krysi to come bustin through the door*

  76. 76

    @YSO
    “I’m no more jealous than you are that Kells can actually get someone’s little girl to take a golden shower from him.

    Have you asked him for his secret yet? I know you’re dying to have an underage tryst of your own. Pre-teens can be much more compliant than real women.”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    I was just sayin… you sounded a lil envious. I’m sure somehow, someway, you will get pizzed on too.
    :yes:
    :thumbsup:

  77. 77
    candibfly says:

    where is yvonne when i need her?! *sigh* posed to be my ride or die. :wait:

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    YSoSerious says:

    I don’t remember requesting a selection from Keith Sweat begging azz. :coffee:

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    @BROWN
    “Oh wait, that should come natural to you..all dogs know how to beg”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    Dogs are loyal and faithful creatures. They will listen to you and even would die for you…. if you treat them right.
    :coffee:

  80. 80
    Choco says:

    Man and YSO yall tooo LHM

  81. 81

    @KINGSTON
    “i was thinking Keith Sweat..”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    Please don’t question my sincerity.

  82. 82

    Dogs are loyal and faithful creatures. They will listen to you and even would die for you…. if you treat them right.
    _________________________________________________

    And will hump the 1st bytch that comes along as soon as you turn your back

  83. 83
    Jay Bee says:

    kwall says:

    I hope folks don’t drank the kool aid and think Jigga is paving the way for anybody by writing this book. Other rappers have written books. “The Rose that Grew From Concrete” by ‘Pac…”The Way I Am” by Em which ALSO was a NYT bestseller and Krishna (KRS1) been writing books since the early 1990s.

    Kudos for Jay-Z for being on the list and for debuting at number 3.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~
    sister soulja writes books too..#classiks

  84. 84
    candibfly says:

    ion think dogs are loyal. wolves mate for life, but dogs…i dunno #animalplanet

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    @BROWN
    “Dogs are loyal and faithful creatures. They will listen to you and even would die for you…. if you treat them right.
    _________________________________________________

    And will hump the 1st bytch that comes along as soon as you turn your back
    __________________________________________________________________________

    Well, if the bytch in heat…

  86. 86
    YSoSerious says:

    @kingstonn

    We are so here >>><<< :lol:

    @Man

    You come and lift your leg on this blog everyday. Or take a hot, steaming squat.

    Either way that's sooo much more your thing than it is mine. :coffee:

  87. 87
    kingstonn says:

    :whistle:
    and whooooo can love you like me..
    NOBODYYYYY
    who can do what ya neeeeeeeed?
    NOBODY
    who can love you all night longggg?
    nobody babyyyyyyy.

    :rofl:
    that man sho’ could beg.

  88. 88

    @CANDI
    “ion think dogs are loyal. wolves mate for life, but dogs…i dunno #animalplanet”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Touche.
    :coffee:

  89. 89

    exactly Man, I’m sure you’re just there to help

  90. 90

    YSO I PROMISE I LOVE YOUR GUTS!

  91. 91

    @BROWN
    “exactly Man, I’m sure you’re just there to help”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Well, I’m nothing if not courteous and considerate. :shrugs:

  92. 92
    StillASassyOne says:

    *looks at clock*

    Well it isn’t 4:00, but 3:48 is close enough.

    I’m going home folks. See ya’ll round these parts tumarah!

  93. 93
    YSoSerious says:

    @kingstonn

    Do you remember what he looked liked? He kinda didn’t have a choice. :lol:

    @BROWN

    :hugs:

  94. 94

    @YSO
    “You come and lift your leg on this blog everyday. Or take a hot, steaming squat.

    Either way that’s sooo much more your thing than it is mine. :coffee:
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    :think:
    So is that why you come to this blog? Hoping that I sprinkle you with some liquid gold?

    Well, I’m sure you will find someone willing to bestow their urine upon your face. Maybe you should just pay them. :shrugs:

  95. 95
    candibfly says:

    let me sit back and watch this verbal boxing match lol :popcorn:

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    kingstonn says:

    @ yso, wasnt he married to lisa wu hartwell? :lol:
    she must have really loved him to look at that droopy face everyday.

  98. 98

    @Choco…u know I can take a joke. I was doing some work. U need help lol

  99. 99
    YSoSerious says:

    @Man

    I come to this blog for interesting conversation and a good laugh.

    You’re not much good for the former but you can be good for the latter just because you believe you’re actually good for both.

    :coffee:

  100. 100
    yvonne79 says:

    @candi: I’m here boo! I was reading about the digestive system but I got you…. *slips razor from underneath my tongue*….

  101. 101

    @YSO
    “I come to this blog for interesting conversation and a good laugh.

    You’re not much good for the former but you can be good for the latter just because you believe you’re actually good for both. ”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    “Believe” I’m good for both?

    Maybe your opinion differ if I was fluent in cow. Kind of hard for us to hold a conversation when we speak different languages don’t you think?

  102. 102
    Choco says:

    u know I can take a joke. I was doing some work. U need help lol
    __________________
    Prolly do :lol:

    :rofl: at YSO and MAN fighting over urine :rofl:

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    candibfly says:

    @yvonne i knew i could count on u. ok since u readin bout that. why does my stomach always hurt after i eat? :(

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    attorneymom says:

    This book will not be added to my extensive library. Next.

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    YSoSerious says:

    @kingstonn

    I didn’t even know he was married. Was she legally blind AND deaf? :lol:

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    YSoSerious says:

    I don’t speak bovine. Did you learn so you could better indulge in your big girl fetish?

    I am becoming rather fluent in azzhole though. I mean, you seem to understand me just fine. :coffee:

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    yvonne79 says:

    @candi: I will let you know after I finish this chapter :coffee:

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    @YSO
    “I don’t speak bovine. Did you learn so you could better indulge in your big girl fetish?

    I am becoming rather fluent in azzhole though. I mean, you seem to understand me just fine.”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    You know what… I’m tired of going back and forth with your fat ugly azz. Ima just give you what you been beggin for ALL this time.

    **pulls out di©k**
    8=======================================D

    There, just suck it dry like you want to.

  109. 109
    yvonne79 says:

    @Man: :shocked: ….and here I thought you were a gentleman!!!!

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    eastpointvet says:

    lol i didnt say he was the only hip hop person to write a book i said him being successful in doing so would open up more doors for people to do so and eminem hits a demographic beyond regular hiphop reach. i like to see all people succeed in any positive hustles they want to accomplish.

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    candibfly says:

    :dead: especially at how big he made his peen

  112. 112

    :blink: 8???? Is that it????

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    YSoSerious says:

    Methinks I hit a nerve with that one. :yes:

    You can put that 3 1/2 inches back in your pants. I don’t play with preschool toys. :coffee:

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    @BROWN
    :blink: 8???? Is that it????
    ________________________________________________________________________

    Look at it again… the “8″ represents the “testicles” babe.

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    YSoSerious says:

    @BROWN

    And that’s 8 in centimeters. :coffee:

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    Choco says:

    :rofl: Dammmmmmmnnnnnnn MAN YSO so you gonna suck him dry and shut his mouth he’ll be a trained dog then :wink:

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    you got 8 testicles????

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    what in the wild kingdom…………

  119. 119

    lol wow ALL YALL NEED HELP…lmao how do yall get any work done???

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    West Coast Chick says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    You know what… I’m tired of going back and forth with your fat ugly azz. Ima just give you what you been beggin for ALL this time.

    **pulls out di©k**
    8=======================================D

    There, just suck it dry like you want to.

    __________________________________________________

    :rofl:

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    THE-RAPIST
    I’m good at what I do!

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    Choco says:

    @Therapist
    This is our work :coffee:

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    YSoSerious says:

    @Choco

    There’s more than one way to train a dog. :coffee:

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    @BROWN
    “you got 8 testicles????”
    ________________________________________________________________________

    I’m starting to worry about my crayons around you.

    8=======================================D
    ^nuts ^shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaft____________^di©k head

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    therapist1911 says:

    lol wow ALL YALL NEED HELP…lmao how do yall get any work done???
    ___________________________________
    I’m good at gurglin, umm I mean jugglin

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    Choco says:

    I’m starting to worry about my crayons around you.

    8=======================================D
    ^nuts ^shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaft____________^di©k head
    ______________________
    :lol:

    @YSO
    Girl I would whip that nicca into shape he will start addressing you with Yes Maam No Maam :grin:

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    YSoSerious says:

    @Man

    I doubt BROWN would want your crayons after they’ve been shoved up your azz all day. It’s the secret to all your “colorful” yet “fragrant” comments.

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    Choco says:

    It’s the secret to all your “colorful” yet “fragrant” comments.
    _____________________
    :rofl: You two are basically cut from the same cloth

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    yvonne79 says:

    Is it me or has this been the LONGEST day ever?? :cry:

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    @YSO
    “I doubt BROWN would want your crayons after they’ve been shoved up your azz all day. It’s the secret to all your “colorful” yet “fragrant” comments.”
    ________________________________________________________________________

    :claps:
    You can suck AND type at the same time!

    :whistle:
    “Look Ma’ no hands!”-YSO

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    Choco says:

    You can suck AND type at the same time!

    “Look Ma’ no hands!”-YSO
    _________________
    :rofl: please keep it up :lol:

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    candibfly says:

    y’all still “debating”?

    can someone find me a new job where i don’t have to listen to anyone or give me the start up money to start my own company? thanks. *huffs*

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    YSoSerious says:

    @Choco

    I try to aim higher with my goals. Isn’t that why YOU haven’t e-puzzy whipped him into shape? :coffee:

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    yvonne it’s been a long one for me too! I could be doin so many other meaningful more important things!

  137. 137
    candibfly says:

    this day has been long as hell…and i ain’t even at work today :-/

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    Choco says:

    Isn’t that why YOU haven’t e-puzzy whipped him into shape?
    __________________
    :nono: It’s becuz I look at him like my lil bro

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    yvonne79 says:

    @Brown: I have a few things in mind that I COULD be doing…. :whistle:

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    ChaCha says:

    This day is dragging… UGH :rolleyes: I see a young El in your gravi Candi.. El is pushing 50 you know that right, would you let him hit that in real life?

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    WELP Guess I got my answer from @Brown & @Choco…..carry on!! LOL who am I to intervene in your greatnesss

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    YSoSerious says:

    @Man

    Even IF I wanted to, (I don’t) you never get off your own d!ck long enough to get what you seem so desperate for. Must really like the taste of your own man milk, huh?

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    Choco says:

    @Therapist
    Dont intervene just join the fun….

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    yvonne79 says:

    @candi: I’m off all week! I have to find someone to occupy my time….

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    Choco says:

    @Yvonne
    Whats up with lover boy :wink:

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    mirsmommy says:

    :blink: Yso and Man at it again?????

    :popcorn:

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    Choco says:

    OFF TOPIC
    Ladies would you seduce a man that was playing hard to get just for the hell of it???

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    CFREE says:

    yvonne79 says:

    Is it me or has this been the LONGEST day ever??

    toooo dayum LONG :wail: we shoudn’t be here anyway, we shud have this day to recoup from that mini vacay :(

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    @YSO
    “Even IF I wanted to, (I don’t) you never get off your own d!ck long enough to get what you seem so desperate for. Must really like the taste of your own man milk, huh?”
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    Uh huh.

    Look, you can practice your “Swallowing Technique” with your pride… THEN maybe I’ll let you swallow that “Yt-Delight” you are BEGGING for me to put in your mouth.

    ONLY if you swallow ur pride first tho.

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    MissHarlem says:

    Yall still at it :rofl:

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    yvonne79 says:

    @Choco: Girl, you already know…. :lol:

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    CFREE says:

    @CHOCO, neva met a man that played hard to get, thats usually me, tell that ninja give it up, he know he want it ;)

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    ELove says:

    DID Someone call MY NAME (Comment #144)
    I FINALLY decided to come to THIS Post because I SWORE I heard some Fine-AZZ Sexxy Female CALLING My Name… :lol:

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    YSoSerious says:

    @Choco

    I see. But you want to see your little e-bro get flucked into submission by me?…You may as well leave me out of that right there… :lol:

  155. 155
    Fated4Greatness says:

    Call me crazy but to debute at #3 and the former president is only one up before you, you the ish in my eyes. #teamdontknockthehustle

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    candibfly says:

    @cha cha i know how old he is. he is seasoned. i need that in my life. and i would let him hit it every day of the week in any position he wanted to.

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    yvonne79 says:

    :whistle:

    Oh na,na…..what’s my name…..

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    MissHarlem says:

    Someone must want it really bad :shotsfired:

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    Choco says:

    ONLY if you swallow ur pride first tho.
    _________________
    :lol:

    @CFREE and YVONNE
    This mofo got his feelings involved and now I feel like being a bish and use my powers for evil :lol: funny thing is whether I seduce or not he will migrate back

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    YSoSerious says:

    @Man

    Guess you’re outta luck, Chuck. :coffee:

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    @CANDI
    “…he is seasoned. …”
    _________________________________________________________________________

    :blink:
    …but I’m “old?”

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    yvonne79 says:

    @Choco: I say seduce him. What the hell? Then again, don’t listen to me. Doing things for the hell of it has gotten me into a lot of trouble. Muahahaha……

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    CFREE says:

    yvonne79 says:

    @candi: I’m off all week! I have to find someone to occupy my time….

    u can at least endulge in some “ME Time” ;)

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    Choco says:

    But you want to see your little e-bro get flucked into submission by me?
    ________________
    :yes: I like to watch

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    candibfly says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @CANDI
    “…he is seasoned. …”
    _________________________________________________________________________

    :blink:
    …but I’m “old?”
    —————————–

    as **** :coffee:

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    Choco says:

    @Yvonne
    I’mma let this come to me on his own unless I feel horny he’s been seduced before so it’s not like it’s new and exciting just me proving a point of Don’t tell me NO :rofl: I digress tho I may focus my energies elsewhere :coffee:

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    @ 139
    You have no idea

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    yvonne79 says:

    @CFREE: “me time” bores me now…. :yawn:

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    CFREE says:

    @CHOCO, get completely nude and fondle urself in front him. Works like a charm. :lol:

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    candibfly says:

    :rofl: @ cfree

    it’s tru tho…so i had heard :whistle: i don’t do stuff like that *adjusts halo*

  171. 171
    ELove says:

    Ahhhh YOU NEED to STOP IT NOW… I haven’t SEEN or HEARD from YOU (My Boo…) all DAMN DAY (Real…) And I come into this post ONCE & make an affectionate remark to a Female Peep… And THIS is MY Treatment :nono:

    I HAVE Things to take of NOW (Check with YOU Later on…) :coffee:

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    CFREE says:

    Yvonne, well its high time u recruit someone to take care of that there. lol

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    YSoSerious says:

    @Choco

    Well I’m sorry to disappoint you but it WON’t happen because it CAN’T happen.

    You may see him as a brother but I see Man a an azzhole. Therefore I don’t have the right equipment to fluck him for your entertainment. And I don’t do strap-ons. :coffee:

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    Choco says:

    @CFREE
    This mofo won’t even come into my house :rofl: I was like damn I have that much power over him he is scared to be in my house with me alone I’m gonna torture him tho cuz he actn toooo silly and it’s sorta of amusing but also could be off putting he lucky I don’t have anything else to do right now

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    yvonne79 says:

    @Cfree: My sentiments exactly!!! :yes: Muahahahahahaahahaahaha

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    Choco says:

    Therefore I don’t have the right equipment to fluck him for your entertainment.
    ______________________
    :yes: He can be an azzhole to you he is to me at times but you do possess a puzzy right if so you can fluck him :wink: I won’t stop until I hook you guyz up

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    @CFFREE
    “get completely nude and fondle urself in front him. ”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    :shocked:
    I’m astounded at this post! I would be completely flabbergasted if you elaborated in vivid detail of how you would accomplish such a thing!

  179. 179
    Choco says:

    Muahahahahahaahahaahaha
    ______________
    this laugh is making me :rofl:

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    Yvonne perhaps your “me” time would be more enjoyable if you had some one to watch

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    yvonne79 says:

    YSoSerious says:
    ….I see Man a an azzhole. Therefore I don’t have the right equipment to fluck him for your entertainment. And I don’t do strap-ons.
    November 29, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    ******************
    …and there you have it!!!!

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    @YVONNE

    Make a video of your “me time” **excluding your face** and send it “annonymously” (spelling?) to some of your “friends” emails. See what you get back.

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    CFREE says:

    @CHOCO, that ninja scared to come 2 ur house??? DAYUM, let me find out you ova there tying em up and fluckn/suckn this man into submission :rofl:

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    CFREE says:

    candibfly says:

    @ cfree

    it’s tru tho…so i had heard i don’t do stuff like that *adjusts halo*

    Oh yes it is my sweet dear innocent friend, and don’t forget to make pron noises accordingly

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    yvonne79 says:

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    Yvonne perhaps your “me” time would be more enjoyable if you had some one to watch
    November 29, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    *************************
    :think:

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    Choco says:

    @CFREE
    Girl he is afraid to be alone with me :lol: I don’t tye him up but if he come upstairs it’s a wrap :rofl: it’s like my room takes prisoners and chit

  187. 187

    @CFFREE

    :think:

    So, you make noises along with it too…

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    well folks I’m out, have a good one

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    yvonne79 says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:
    Make a video of your “me time” **excluding your face** and send it “annonymously” (spelling?) to some of your “friends” emails. See what you get back.
    November 29, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    ********************
    That’s like opening pandora’s box… :think:

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    CFREE says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:
    @CFFREE
    “get completely nude and fondle urself in front him. ”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    I’m astounded at this post! I would be completely flabbergasted if you elaborated in vivid detail of how you would accomplish such a thing!

    down boy :coffee:

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    yvonne79 says:

    Choco says:

    @CFREE
    Girl he is afraid to be alone with me I don’t tye him up but if he come upstairs it’s a wrap it’s like my room takes prisoners and chit
    November 29, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    ***************
    Damn torture chamber and ish :lol:

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    @YVONNE
    “Make a video of your “me time” **excluding your face** and send it “annonymously” (spelling?) to some of your “friends” emails. See what you get back.
    November 29, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    ********************
    That’s like opening pandora’s box… :think:
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    What could be better to cure boredom? :shrugs:
    Oh yeah, send it to a few people that would NEVER suspect it from you.

    Having secrets is fun. :yes:

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    candibfly says:

    do it yvonne! i will evaluate said video if u need a second opinion.
    that’s how good of a friend i am. :thumbsup:

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    MissHarlem says:

    :rofl: tooo funny I know how to get your attention with the slightest remark

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    :blink: @ Candi
    where’s your damn halo!

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    candibfly says:

    man i think u have been helpful enough :coffee:

    u need to worry about ur own emails

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    candibfly says:

    @brown did it fall off?! *reaches up* it’s still there :D

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    @CANDI
    “man i think u have been helpful enough

    u need to worry about ur own emails”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    :bows:
    Of course… of course!
    **going to check emails**

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    Choco says:

    @Yvonne
    Pleasure Torture Chamber but honestly ladies i know I’ve felt like that about a man like bish don’t even go near him cuz you know but I’ve never had it done in reverse I feel so evil cuz I know his vulnerability :lol:

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    CFREE says:

    @MAN, what good wud the show be w/o the proper audio

  201. 201
    Choco says:

    OFF TOPIC
    PEEPS I’m in the search for a Chow Chow pup smooth coat if possible but the most I will pay is $500 and I’m not paying shipping cost if anyone of you know or come across a reputable breeder pls let me know – THANKS IN ADVANCE

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    yvonne79 says:

    Peer pressure I tell ya :nono:

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    yvonne79 says:

    Choco: Check your mail :pc: This one is a doozy…..

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    CFREE says:

    :shocked: @candi friends like u are far and few between :thumbsup:

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    Choco says:

    @Yvonne waiting anxiously

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    @CHOCO

    Chow Chows are the BESTEST! :thumbsup:

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    candibfly says:

    @cfree i know! always got my friend’s back :D

    honest, truthful, pure as the driven snow

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    Choco says:

    @Man
    I know and I’m having a hard time finding one and when I do it’s a fraudelent ad SMH :rolleyes:

  209. 209
    yvonne79 says:

    @Choco: It got stuck in my outbox. You should have it now….

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    ALL LADIES should be really really good friends to each other! :yes:

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    yvonne79 says:

    @Candi: And this is why I ride for you! :hug:

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    Choco says:

    DAMMMMMMNNNNN YVONNNE Pladow – :clap: :danban1:

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    candibfly says:

    :crying: yvonne :hug: i’m the lucky one!

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    candibfly says:

    i’m so sick of going to the chiropractor. he’s not even fine anymore. i hate him :crying:

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    candibfly says:

    forward that email too :pc: *nosey and butting in where nobody invited me*

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    Choco says:

    @Candi
    I dont know if your nasty like that :wink:

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    candibfly says:

    i need to be exposed to these types of things if i am going to make it in this world!

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    “i need to be exposed to these types of things if i am going to make it in this world!”-Candi
    _________________________________________________________________________

    **unzipping pants to take dic pic**

  219. 219
    candibfly says:

    @man i’ll believe it when i see it in my email :coffee:

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    Choco says:

    :lol: @ Man and Candy
    I will send if Yvonne okays if not I can’t but she can bounce a quarter off of it if that helps :thumbsup:

  221. 221
    CFREE says:

    Welp, its that time folks, until next time! :cya:

  222. 222
    Choco says:

    i’ll believe it when i see it in my email
    ___________________
    Please Man is a scaredy cat he won’t be sending shat

  223. 223
    candibfly says:

    he’s probably ashamed of his deformity, but something tells me he wouldn’t be ashamed to show his 3.5 inches

  224. 224
    Choco says:

    :lol: Yeah I often ask him if he looks like Mask from the Movie with Cher

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    @CANDI
    “he’s probably ashamed of his deformity, but something tells me he wouldn’t be ashamed to show his 3.5 inches”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    **GASP**

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    candibfly says:

    @man what the problem is?

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    @CANDI
    “what the problem is?”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    Nothing… I know nothing of this “deformity” of which you speak! And yes, I have NO problem proudly displaying my 3.5 inches of a “Lady Pleaser.”

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    yvonne79 says:

    The dude from “Mask”? Hell naw… :rofl:

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    West Coast Chick says:

    what ya’ll talk bout? :think:

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    ALBoy says:

    what yall talking about in hea fell like i should be naked coming in hea

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