Jay Z’s ‘Decoded’ debuts at #3 on NY Times Bestseller’s List

It looks like the over-hyped, over-the-top sales marketing plan worked for rapper Jay Z and former VIBE editor Dream Hampton, who goes uncredited as the actual author of Decoded.

Decoded, Jay Z’s autobiography slash memoir of his days hustling drugs in the Marcy Projects to his current gig hustling for cred in corporate boardrooms, debuted at #3 on the New York Times Best Seller list for hardcover non-fiction books.

This is not a big deal when you consider that the aging rapper is trailing behind 2 books that have been on the bestseller list for weeks: Laura Hillenbrand’s Unbroken (#2) and George Bush’s memoirs Decision Points (#1).

Jay Z’s rhyme tome didn’t even crack the Top 10 on USA Today’s bestseller list, which is actually based on overall sales and not who you know at the NY Times. Decoded landed at #18.

Photos by Sandra Mu/Getty Images AsiaPac



 


  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    A sucker is born every minute!

  • http://twitter.com/jaysreallife Jay Bee

    #feebleminds… wat else is there to know about jigga man

  • http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

    ALLLLLLRRRRRRREADY :trophy:

    I :heart: Jay Z

  • CFREE

    I had no idea this guy had an album out :shrug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

    (santogold voice)
    brook-lynnn we go hard.. we go hard..

    :whistle:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

    @’cfree,
    its his book. :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @JAY BEE
    “#feebleminds… wat else is there to know about jigga man”
    _________________________________________________________________________

    Not a dayum thang. Just a way for him to get more money sayin the same chit he has said for the last 15 years. SMH.

  • West Coast Chick

    jay has the midas touch I guess

  • Mother Jefferson

    “Jay Z’s rhyme tome didn’t even crack the Top 10 on USA Today’s bestseller list, which is actually based on overall sales and not who you know at the NY Times.”

    :yawn: Yeah and the fact that Oprah had this book on her show.

  • http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

    actually there is a lot in the book that you wouldnt know unless you read it and im a fan and i knew a lot. i think that good being that the majority of the people who would read it are not in a target read books category. we should be proud someone we even have wind of even made the top 20 for books i mean better him getting money than george bush.

  • CFREE

    @kingston, guess I shud actually read the post instead of skimming :lol:

  • http://twitter.com/jaysreallife Jay Bee

    eastpoint… Nope!!

  • WeezysBaby

    @Eastpoint how is it better him getting money than G. Bush? Just curious because it doesn’t benefit the little people one way or the other..

  • PAHairston

    Hello All. Come on Sandra, give JayZ his props. As far as books are concerned, the NY best seller list IS the best list. And as far as I’m concerned, being named to this list is comparative to getting a Grammy or Oscar in music and movies, respectively. Hell, I hope my first book makes it to this list. That is all.

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    Are people really trying to discredit this man bc he is at #3 on the list???

    He is on the list…right…or am I missing something????

  • aqtpie

    *side eyes* Sandra. I have a feeling if this story was about a repeat offender/rapper’s “autobiography slash memoir of his days of hustling drugs at the tender age of 12 to his current gig of now doing them with a lot more money and still repeatedly breaking the law” debuting at #3, this entire post would be different.

    Anywho congrats to Jigga and everybody else working hard and making that legal money!!! :dance:

  • candibfly

    i don’t care about jay z but being on the NY Best Seller list is no small feat.

  • candibfly

    :rofl: @ qtpie

  • HoneyBun

    I’m interested in seeing what he says, so i may read it.

  • http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

    therapist1911 says:

    Are people really trying to discredit this man bc he is at #3 on the list???

    He is on the list…right…or am I missing something????

    Nope you are on POINT per usual :yes:

  • http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

    :cosign: qtpie…..

  • CivilEngineer

    :rofl: @aqtpie…right! When Tip writes a book about mating with pigs and the like she’ll be more than happy to give him some pub

    Whaddup @therapist

  • http://twitter.com/jaysreallife Jay Bee

    civil please no need to take it there.. yalls ppl crack me up! u have to hit a low blow to feel good #NOselfEsteem

    we talk this and that how we need to stick together and you have to try and belittle a person with there features..way way diferrent than someone talking about where some one is on the list…SAD!

  • http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

    @weezybaby
    because he is a black man succeeding in something other than selling drugs. the success of his book makes it that much easier for the next person of color to author a book. u dont always have to directly benefit from something to applaud the effort.

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @ChaCha…ok thought I was missing something!!

    @Civil…ain’t nothing much going on. Just working!! SCHOOL!! How u been

  • CivilEngineer

    @Jay Bee…#plentyofesteem and jokes and sarcasm as well. Please preach somewhere else :coffee:

    @therapist…I’ve been pretty good, doing the same thing. Had to deactivate the book for the semester

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    :waves: @ Civil.

    You definitely make sure brief appearances are memorable. :rofl:

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @East…..AGREED

    @Civil….ouch!!! Yeah i feel you. You been singing lately

  • MissHarlem

    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    Civil says:
    #plentyofesteem and jokes and sarcasm as well.
    *******************************************************************
    Can I join this club?

  • StillASassyOne

    I know I’m late and :offtopic: but this chick said: “I could whistle and nyggas will pistol-whip you in all 5 buroughs.”

    WHAT?! LOL! This is why I fux with Kim! *Riley from Boondocks voice* “I FUX WITH KIM! Kim is my nygga! You my nygga, Kim!”

  • StillASassyOne

    Hey Civil! Going in hard but ever so lightly, I see…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    What’s goin on in here? :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Civil and Therapist awww shucks yall should hold hands :lol: I KID I KID!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    What’s goin on in here?
    ___________________
    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

    :lol: damn sassy, that was random as hail.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    :kiss:

    :rofl:

  • http://twitter.com/jaysreallife Jay Bee

    yea i like they way u #fixUp…

  • candibfly

    harlem :wave:

  • CivilEngineer

    Hey YSS, Sassy

    @therapist…only in church once in a blue moon

    Jumping over @choco :lol:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Kingston

    I know! LOL! I just listened to the song though and it was going hard. Many quotables from that! So I just felt like I needed to comment on that, even though the time & place may not be appropiate.

    LOL!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    WTH!
    Civil sings and I haven’t been serenaded yet!
    I thought we were better than that but I guess not!
    *whips hair, turns on heel and walks out*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

    :rofl: Sassy!
    i still haven’t heard it yet.

  • CivilEngineer

    @BROWN…what you wanna hear? :think: Probably R. Kelly huh?

  • MissHarlem

    Its like CANDII owwwww :whistle: hey girl whats happening?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    :lol: @ Civil
    :hugs: for being able to take a joke

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Man
    :rofl: :rofl:

  • MissHarlem

    Was I the only fool in the Kim K post with the popcorn cracking up? Yall crack me up!!

  • candibfly

    @harlem i’m good, snuggled on the couch. how was ur holiday?

  • CivilEngineer

    :hug: @Choco…you know it!

    MissH, kingstonn…how y’all been?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    @Civil

    Can I put in a request too? I want some Big Luther. Or some Al Green.

    And I don’t want any R Kelly. He hasn’t done anything for me since I hit puberty. But then, he wouldn’t WANT to do anything for me after I hit puberty so…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CANDI
    I DEMAND that you change that gravie back to ur pic!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Civil
    Well you can but I dunno know about your friend :rofl: SIKE :grin:

  • kwall

    I hope folks don’t drank the kool aid and think Jigga is paving the way for anybody by writing this book. Other rappers have written books. “The Rose that Grew From Concrete” by ‘Pac…”The Way I Am” by Em which ALSO was a NYT bestseller and Krishna (KRS1) been writing books since the early 1990s.

    Kudos for Jay-Z for being on the list and for debuting at number 3. :shrug:

  • candibfly

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @CANDI
    I DEMAND that you change that gravie back to ur pic
    ———————————————

    kick rocks. we threw. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    Civil whatever you prefer, but Will Downing is a plus!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @YSO
    “And I don’t want any R Kelly. He hasn’t done anything for me since I hit puberty. But then, he wouldn’t WANT to do anything for me after I hit puberty so…”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    You sounding a lil jealous of that young girl that got pizzed on. :think:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    kick rocks. we threw.
    _______________
    Don’t worry she will be back just like I was with AL :rofl:

    EFF DECODED I ain’t reading up on chit about JAY Z I wish the whole promo would go away :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

    bahahahaha :popcorn:
    Damn Man. should’ve refilled the rush card. :rofl:

  • candibfly

    @choco how come y’all broke up? he was flirtin too much with other chicks wasn’t he. hmmph

  • MissHarlem

    @ CANDI girl it was good spent some good times with the fam my lil cuz beat my azz in chess and checkers but then again I blame the rum and beer

    @ CIVIL heyyy my hershey chocolate goodness :hug: how you been? Good to see you still cutting up round these parts.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    You sounding a lil jealous of that young girl that got pizzed on.
    ___________________
    :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    how come y’all broke up? he was flirtin too much with other chicks wasn’t he. hmmph
    _______________
    :yes: :lol: but I took him back just flirt with someone else like ACE not AL :wink: and all will be better

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CANDI
    “@CANDI
    I DEMAND that you change that gravie back to ur pic
    ———————————————

    kick rocks. we threw
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    :pray: <<<<<pleading
    Baby, I’m sorry
    Please forgive me for all the wrong I’ve done
    Please come back home girl
    I know you put all your trust in me
    I’m sorry I let you down
    Please forgive me

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    I see you got the beggin part down

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Baby, I’m sorry
    Please forgive me for all the wrong I’ve done
    Please come back home girl
    I know you put all your trust in me
    I’m sorry I let you down
    Please forgive me
    _______________
    Aint this what you said to Krysi J :coffee: :rofl:

  • candibfly

    *holds hand out* u know how to apologize :coffee:

    it ain’t tru luv unless u break up at least once a week

  • candibfly

    but when i was reading it why did it sound like a boyz II men song, i could image bass sayin that part :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROWN
    “I see you got the beggin part down”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    “I see you got the beggin PLEADING part down.”

    PLEADING.
    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    @Man

    I’m no more jealous than you are that Kells can actually get someone’s little girl to take a golden shower from him.

    Have you asked him for his secret yet? I know you’re dying to have an underage tryst of your own. Pre-teens can be much more compliant than real women. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

    @ candi, i was thinking Keith Sweat..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    Oh wait, that should come natural to you..all dogs know how to beg

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHOCO
    “Baby, I’m sorry
    Please forgive me for all the wrong I’ve done
    Please come back home girl
    I know you put all your trust in me
    I’m sorry I let you down
    Please forgive me
    _______________
    Aint this what you said to Krysi J”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    :nono:

  • MissHarlem

    My girl YSO at it again

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    *waits for Krysi to come bustin through the door*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @YSO
    “I’m no more jealous than you are that Kells can actually get someone’s little girl to take a golden shower from him.

    Have you asked him for his secret yet? I know you’re dying to have an underage tryst of your own. Pre-teens can be much more compliant than real women.”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    I was just sayin… you sounded a lil envious. I’m sure somehow, someway, you will get pizzed on too.
    :yes:
    :thumbsup:

  • candibfly

    where is yvonne when i need her?! *sigh* posed to be my ride or die. :wait:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    I don’t remember requesting a selection from Keith Sweat begging azz. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROWN
    “Oh wait, that should come natural to you..all dogs know how to beg”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    Dogs are loyal and faithful creatures. They will listen to you and even would die for you…. if you treat them right.
    :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Man and YSO yall tooo LHM

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @KINGSTON
    “i was thinking Keith Sweat..”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    Please don’t question my sincerity.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    Dogs are loyal and faithful creatures. They will listen to you and even would die for you…. if you treat them right.
    _________________________________________________

    And will hump the 1st bytch that comes along as soon as you turn your back

  • http://twitter.com/jaysreallife Jay Bee

    kwall says:

    I hope folks don’t drank the kool aid and think Jigga is paving the way for anybody by writing this book. Other rappers have written books. “The Rose that Grew From Concrete” by ‘Pac…”The Way I Am” by Em which ALSO was a NYT bestseller and Krishna (KRS1) been writing books since the early 1990s.

    Kudos for Jay-Z for being on the list and for debuting at number 3.

    ~~~~~~~~~~~~
    sister soulja writes books too..#classiks

  • candibfly

    ion think dogs are loyal. wolves mate for life, but dogs…i dunno #animalplanet

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROWN
    “Dogs are loyal and faithful creatures. They will listen to you and even would die for you…. if you treat them right.
    _________________________________________________

    And will hump the 1st bytch that comes along as soon as you turn your back
    __________________________________________________________________________

    Well, if the bytch in heat…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    @kingstonn

    We are so here >>><<< :lol:

    @Man

    You come and lift your leg on this blog everyday. Or take a hot, steaming squat.

    Either way that's sooo much more your thing than it is mine. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

    :whistle:
    and whooooo can love you like me..
    NOBODYYYYY
    who can do what ya neeeeeeeed?
    NOBODY
    who can love you all night longggg?
    nobody babyyyyyyy.

    :rofl:
    that man sho’ could beg.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CANDI
    “ion think dogs are loyal. wolves mate for life, but dogs…i dunno #animalplanet”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    Touche.
    :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    exactly Man, I’m sure you’re just there to help

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    YSO I PROMISE I LOVE YOUR GUTS!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROWN
    “exactly Man, I’m sure you’re just there to help”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    Well, I’m nothing if not courteous and considerate. :shrugs:

  • StillASassyOne

    *looks at clock*

    Well it isn’t 4:00, but 3:48 is close enough.

    I’m going home folks. See ya’ll round these parts tumarah!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    @kingstonn

    Do you remember what he looked liked? He kinda didn’t have a choice. :lol:

    @BROWN

    :hugs:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @YSO
    “You come and lift your leg on this blog everyday. Or take a hot, steaming squat.

    Either way that’s sooo much more your thing than it is mine. :coffee:
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    :think:
    So is that why you come to this blog? Hoping that I sprinkle you with some liquid gold?

    Well, I’m sure you will find someone willing to bestow their urine upon your face. Maybe you should just pay them. :shrugs:

  • candibfly

    let me sit back and watch this verbal boxing match lol :popcorn:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    :cya: @ SASO

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

    @ yso, wasnt he married to lisa wu hartwell? :lol:
    she must have really loved him to look at that droopy face everyday.

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    @Choco…u know I can take a joke. I was doing some work. U need help lol

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    @Man

    I come to this blog for interesting conversation and a good laugh.

    You’re not much good for the former but you can be good for the latter just because you believe you’re actually good for both.

    :coffee:

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    @candi: I’m here boo! I was reading about the digestive system but I got you…. *slips razor from underneath my tongue*….

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @YSO
    “I come to this blog for interesting conversation and a good laugh.

    You’re not much good for the former but you can be good for the latter just because you believe you’re actually good for both. ”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    “Believe” I’m good for both?

    Maybe your opinion differ if I was fluent in cow. Kind of hard for us to hold a conversation when we speak different languages don’t you think?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    u know I can take a joke. I was doing some work. U need help lol
    __________________
    Prolly do :lol:

    :rofl: at YSO and MAN fighting over urine :rofl:

  • candibfly

    @yvonne i knew i could count on u. ok since u readin bout that. why does my stomach always hurt after i eat? :(

  • http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

    This book will not be added to my extensive library. Next.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    @kingstonn

    I didn’t even know he was married. Was she legally blind AND deaf? :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    I don’t speak bovine. Did you learn so you could better indulge in your big girl fetish?

    I am becoming rather fluent in azzhole though. I mean, you seem to understand me just fine. :coffee:

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    @candi: I will let you know after I finish this chapter :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @YSO
    “I don’t speak bovine. Did you learn so you could better indulge in your big girl fetish?

    I am becoming rather fluent in azzhole though. I mean, you seem to understand me just fine.”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    You know what… I’m tired of going back and forth with your fat ugly azz. Ima just give you what you been beggin for ALL this time.

    **pulls out di©k**
    8=======================================D

    There, just suck it dry like you want to.

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    @Man: :shocked: ….and here I thought you were a gentleman!!!!

  • http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

    lol i didnt say he was the only hip hop person to write a book i said him being successful in doing so would open up more doors for people to do so and eminem hits a demographic beyond regular hiphop reach. i like to see all people succeed in any positive hustles they want to accomplish.

  • candibfly

    :dead: especially at how big he made his peen

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    :blink: 8???? Is that it????

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    Methinks I hit a nerve with that one. :yes:

    You can put that 3 1/2 inches back in your pants. I don’t play with preschool toys. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROWN
    :blink: 8???? Is that it????
    ________________________________________________________________________

    Look at it again… the “8” represents the “testicles” babe.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    @BROWN

    And that’s 8 in centimeters. :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    :rofl: Dammmmmmmnnnnnnn MAN YSO so you gonna suck him dry and shut his mouth he’ll be a trained dog then :wink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    you got 8 testicles????

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    what in the wild kingdom…………

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    lol wow ALL YALL NEED HELP…lmao how do yall get any work done???

  • West Coast Chick

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    You know what… I’m tired of going back and forth with your fat ugly azz. Ima just give you what you been beggin for ALL this time.

    **pulls out di©k**
    8=======================================D

    There, just suck it dry like you want to.

    __________________________________________________

    :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    THE-RAPIST
    I’m good at what I do!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Therapist
    This is our work :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    @Choco

    There’s more than one way to train a dog. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @BROWN
    “you got 8 testicles????”
    ________________________________________________________________________

    I’m starting to worry about my crayons around you.

    8=======================================D
    ^nuts ^shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaft____________^di©k head

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    therapist1911 says:

    lol wow ALL YALL NEED HELP…lmao how do yall get any work done???
    ___________________________________
    I’m good at gurglin, umm I mean jugglin

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    I’m starting to worry about my crayons around you.

    8=======================================D
    ^nuts ^shaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaft____________^di©k head
    ______________________
    :lol:

    @YSO
    Girl I would whip that nicca into shape he will start addressing you with Yes Maam No Maam :grin:

  • CFREE

    :blink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    @Man

    I doubt BROWN would want your crayons after they’ve been shoved up your azz all day. It’s the secret to all your “colorful” yet “fragrant” comments.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    :rofl: :wail:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    It’s the secret to all your “colorful” yet “fragrant” comments.
    _____________________
    :rofl: You two are basically cut from the same cloth

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    Is it me or has this been the LONGEST day ever?? :cry:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @YSO
    “I doubt BROWN would want your crayons after they’ve been shoved up your azz all day. It’s the secret to all your “colorful” yet “fragrant” comments.”
    ________________________________________________________________________

    :claps:
    You can suck AND type at the same time!

    :whistle:
    “Look Ma’ no hands!”-YSO

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    You can suck AND type at the same time!

    “Look Ma’ no hands!”-YSO
    _________________
    :rofl: please keep it up :lol:

  • candibfly

    y’all still “debating”?

    can someone find me a new job where i don’t have to listen to anyone or give me the start up money to start my own company? thanks. *huffs*

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    @Choco

    I try to aim higher with my goals. Isn’t that why YOU haven’t e-puzzy whipped him into shape? :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    yvonne it’s been a long one for me too! I could be doin so many other meaningful more important things!

  • candibfly

    this day has been long as hell…and i ain’t even at work today :-/

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Isn’t that why YOU haven’t e-puzzy whipped him into shape?
    __________________
    :nono: It’s becuz I look at him like my lil bro

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    @Brown: I have a few things in mind that I COULD be doing…. :whistle:

  • http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

    This day is dragging… UGH :rolleyes: I see a young El in your gravi Candi.. El is pushing 50 you know that right, would you let him hit that in real life?

  • http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#/profile.php?ref=profile&id=1335451522 therapist1911

    WELP Guess I got my answer from @Brown & @Choco…..carry on!! LOL who am I to intervene in your greatnesss

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    @Man

    Even IF I wanted to, (I don’t) you never get off your own d!ck long enough to get what you seem so desperate for. Must really like the taste of your own man milk, huh?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Therapist
    Dont intervene just join the fun….

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    @candi: I’m off all week! I have to find someone to occupy my time….

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Yvonne
    Whats up with lover boy :wink:

  • mirsmommy

    :blink: Yso and Man at it again?????

    :popcorn:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    OFF TOPIC
    Ladies would you seduce a man that was playing hard to get just for the hell of it???

  • CFREE

    yvonne79 says:

    Is it me or has this been the LONGEST day ever??

    toooo dayum LONG :wail: we shoudn’t be here anyway, we shud have this day to recoup from that mini vacay :(

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @YSO
    “Even IF I wanted to, (I don’t) you never get off your own d!ck long enough to get what you seem so desperate for. Must really like the taste of your own man milk, huh?”
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    Uh huh.

    Look, you can practice your “Swallowing Technique” with your pride… THEN maybe I’ll let you swallow that “Yt-Delight” you are BEGGING for me to put in your mouth.

    ONLY if you swallow ur pride first tho.

  • MissHarlem

    Yall still at it :rofl:

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    @Choco: Girl, you already know…. :lol:

  • CFREE

    @CHOCO, neva met a man that played hard to get, thats usually me, tell that ninja give it up, he know he want it ;)

  • ELove

    DID Someone call MY NAME (Comment #144)
    I FINALLY decided to come to THIS Post because I SWORE I heard some Fine-AZZ Sexxy Female CALLING My Name… :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    @Choco

    I see. But you want to see your little e-bro get flucked into submission by me?…You may as well leave me out of that right there… :lol:

  • Fated4Greatness

    Call me crazy but to debute at #3 and the former president is only one up before you, you the ish in my eyes. #teamdontknockthehustle

  • candibfly

    @cha cha i know how old he is. he is seasoned. i need that in my life. and i would let him hit it every day of the week in any position he wanted to.

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    :whistle:

    Oh na,na…..what’s my name…..

  • MissHarlem

    Someone must want it really bad :shotsfired:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    ONLY if you swallow ur pride first tho.
    _________________
    :lol:

    @CFREE and YVONNE
    This mofo got his feelings involved and now I feel like being a bish and use my powers for evil :lol: funny thing is whether I seduce or not he will migrate back

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    @Man

    Guess you’re outta luck, Chuck. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CANDI
    “…he is seasoned. …”
    _________________________________________________________________________

    :blink:
    …but I’m “old?”

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    @Choco: I say seduce him. What the hell? Then again, don’t listen to me. Doing things for the hell of it has gotten me into a lot of trouble. Muahahaha……

  • CFREE

    yvonne79 says:

    @candi: I’m off all week! I have to find someone to occupy my time….

    u can at least endulge in some “ME Time” ;)

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    But you want to see your little e-bro get flucked into submission by me?
    ________________
    :yes: I like to watch

  • candibfly

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @CANDI
    “…he is seasoned. …”
    _________________________________________________________________________

    :blink:
    …but I’m “old?”
    —————————–

    as **** :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Yvonne
    I’mma let this come to me on his own unless I feel horny he’s been seduced before so it’s not like it’s new and exciting just me proving a point of Don’t tell me NO :rofl: I digress tho I may focus my energies elsewhere :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    @ 139
    You have no idea

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    @CFREE: “me time” bores me now…. :yawn:

  • CFREE

    @CHOCO, get completely nude and fondle urself in front him. Works like a charm. :lol:

  • candibfly

    :rofl: @ cfree

    it’s tru tho…so i had heard :whistle: i don’t do stuff like that *adjusts halo*

  • ELove

    Ahhhh YOU NEED to STOP IT NOW… I haven’t SEEN or HEARD from YOU (My Boo…) all DAMN DAY (Real…) And I come into this post ONCE & make an affectionate remark to a Female Peep… And THIS is MY Treatment :nono:

    I HAVE Things to take of NOW (Check with YOU Later on…) :coffee:

  • CFREE

    Yvonne, well its high time u recruit someone to take care of that there. lol

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l14TjMOEIYE YSoSerious

    @Choco

    Well I’m sorry to disappoint you but it WON’t happen because it CAN’T happen.

    You may see him as a brother but I see Man a an azzhole. Therefore I don’t have the right equipment to fluck him for your entertainment. And I don’t do strap-ons. :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @CFREE
    This mofo won’t even come into my house :rofl: I was like damn I have that much power over him he is scared to be in my house with me alone I’m gonna torture him tho cuz he actn toooo silly and it’s sorta of amusing but also could be off putting he lucky I don’t have anything else to do right now

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    well dayum :blink:

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    @Cfree: My sentiments exactly!!! :yes: Muahahahahahaahahaahaha

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Therefore I don’t have the right equipment to fluck him for your entertainment.
    ______________________
    :yes: He can be an azzhole to you he is to me at times but you do possess a puzzy right if so you can fluck him :wink: I won’t stop until I hook you guyz up

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CFFREE
    “get completely nude and fondle urself in front him. ”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    :shocked:
    I’m astounded at this post! I would be completely flabbergasted if you elaborated in vivid detail of how you would accomplish such a thing!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    Muahahahahahaahahaahaha
    ______________
    this laugh is making me :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    Yvonne perhaps your “me” time would be more enjoyable if you had some one to watch

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    YSoSerious says:
    ….I see Man a an azzhole. Therefore I don’t have the right equipment to fluck him for your entertainment. And I don’t do strap-ons.
    November 29, 2010 at 4:44 pm
    ******************
    …and there you have it!!!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @YVONNE

    Make a video of your “me time” **excluding your face** and send it “annonymously” (spelling?) to some of your “friends” emails. See what you get back.

  • CFREE

    @CHOCO, that ninja scared to come 2 ur house??? DAYUM, let me find out you ova there tying em up and fluckn/suckn this man into submission :rofl:

  • CFREE

    candibfly says:

    @ cfree

    it’s tru tho…so i had heard i don’t do stuff like that *adjusts halo*

    Oh yes it is my sweet dear innocent friend, and don’t forget to make pron noises accordingly

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    BROWNSUGAPOET says:

    Yvonne perhaps your “me” time would be more enjoyable if you had some one to watch
    November 29, 2010 at 4:48 pm
    *************************
    :think:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @CFREE
    Girl he is afraid to be alone with me :lol: I don’t tye him up but if he come upstairs it’s a wrap :rofl: it’s like my room takes prisoners and chit

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CFFREE

    :think:

    So, you make noises along with it too…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    well folks I’m out, have a good one

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:
    Make a video of your “me time” **excluding your face** and send it “annonymously” (spelling?) to some of your “friends” emails. See what you get back.
    November 29, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    ********************
    That’s like opening pandora’s box… :think:

  • CFREE

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:
    @CFFREE
    “get completely nude and fondle urself in front him. ”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    I’m astounded at this post! I would be completely flabbergasted if you elaborated in vivid detail of how you would accomplish such a thing!

    down boy :coffee:

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    Choco says:

    @CFREE
    Girl he is afraid to be alone with me I don’t tye him up but if he come upstairs it’s a wrap it’s like my room takes prisoners and chit
    November 29, 2010 at 4:52 pm
    ***************
    Damn torture chamber and ish :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @YVONNE
    “Make a video of your “me time” **excluding your face** and send it “annonymously” (spelling?) to some of your “friends” emails. See what you get back.
    November 29, 2010 at 4:49 pm
    ********************
    That’s like opening pandora’s box… :think:
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    What could be better to cure boredom? :shrugs:
    Oh yeah, send it to a few people that would NEVER suspect it from you.

    Having secrets is fun. :yes:

  • candibfly

    do it yvonne! i will evaluate said video if u need a second opinion.
    that’s how good of a friend i am. :thumbsup:

  • MissHarlem

    :rofl: tooo funny I know how to get your attention with the slightest remark

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_wjBDrUsKo BROWNSUGAPOET

    :blink: @ Candi
    where’s your damn halo!

  • candibfly

    man i think u have been helpful enough :coffee:

    u need to worry about ur own emails

  • candibfly

    @brown did it fall off?! *reaches up* it’s still there :D

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CANDI
    “man i think u have been helpful enough

    u need to worry about ur own emails”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    :bows:
    Of course… of course!
    **going to check emails**

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Yvonne
    Pleasure Torture Chamber but honestly ladies i know I’ve felt like that about a man like bish don’t even go near him cuz you know but I’ve never had it done in reverse I feel so evil cuz I know his vulnerability :lol:

  • CFREE

    @MAN, what good wud the show be w/o the proper audio

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    OFF TOPIC
    PEEPS I’m in the search for a Chow Chow pup smooth coat if possible but the most I will pay is $500 and I’m not paying shipping cost if anyone of you know or come across a reputable breeder pls let me know – THANKS IN ADVANCE

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    Peer pressure I tell ya :nono:

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    Choco: Check your mail :pc: This one is a doozy…..

  • CFREE

    :shocked:@candi friends like u are far and few between :thumbsup:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Yvonne waiting anxiously

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CHOCO

    Chow Chows are the BESTEST! :thumbsup:

  • candibfly

    @cfree i know! always got my friend’s back :D

    honest, truthful, pure as the driven snow

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Man
    I know and I’m having a hard time finding one and when I do it’s a fraudelent ad SMH :rolleyes:

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    @Choco: It got stuck in my outbox. You should have it now….

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    ALL LADIES should be really really good friends to each other! :yes:

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    @Candi: And this is why I ride for you! :hug:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    DAMMMMMMNNNNN YVONNNE Pladow – :clap: :danban1:

  • candibfly

    :crying: yvonne :hug: i’m the lucky one!

  • candibfly

    i’m so sick of going to the chiropractor. he’s not even fine anymore. i hate him :crying:

  • candibfly

    forward that email too :pc: *nosey and butting in where nobody invited me*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    @Candi
    I dont know if your nasty like that :wink:

  • candibfly

    i need to be exposed to these types of things if i am going to make it in this world!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    “i need to be exposed to these types of things if i am going to make it in this world!”-Candi
    _________________________________________________________________________

    **unzipping pants to take dic pic**

  • candibfly

    @man i’ll believe it when i see it in my email :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    :lol: @ Man and Candy
    I will send if Yvonne okays if not I can’t but she can bounce a quarter off of it if that helps :thumbsup:

  • CFREE

    Welp, its that time folks, until next time! :cya:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    i’ll believe it when i see it in my email
    ___________________
    Please Man is a scaredy cat he won’t be sending shat

  • candibfly

    he’s probably ashamed of his deformity, but something tells me he wouldn’t be ashamed to show his 3.5 inches

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco

    :lol: Yeah I often ask him if he looks like Mask from the Movie with Cher

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CANDI
    “he’s probably ashamed of his deformity, but something tells me he wouldn’t be ashamed to show his 3.5 inches”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    **GASP**

  • candibfly

    @man what the problem is?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

    @CANDI
    “what the problem is?”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    Nothing… I know nothing of this “deformity” of which you speak! And yes, I have NO problem proudly displaying my 3.5 inches of a “Lady Pleaser.”

  • http://myspace.com/necee518 yvonne79

    The dude from “Mask”? Hell naw… :rofl:

  • West Coast Chick

    what ya’ll talk bout? :think:

  • ALBoy

    what yall talking about in hea fell like i should be naked coming in hea