Premiere: Keyshia Cole ft. Nicki Minaj – I ain’t Thru

Keysha “Queen of the Hoodrats” Cole face startin to look fugged up. What’s up with that?

@DYMOND
“Hey Flo…that gravi is hott and has me contemplating a few things ”
________________________________________________________________________

Go on….

@CHOCO
“They lookin a lil “Bobby-and-Whitney-ish” in that first pic
____________
That’s y I said ugly – Key hair looking dry and chit he ain’t wearing no shirt they both look smunky = smelly and funky”
_________________________________________________________________________

They both got that “crack mouf” in the first pic too.
Sandra needs to do a side by side mouf comparison of Bobby Brown and Keyshia Cole.

@THETRUTH
“WOW at the new pic just saw it. look like you was feeling good.”
__________________________________________________________________________

PATRONE FOR EVERYONE!

@FLO
“9 or 10 years my senior?? That means bish would be 35-36 years old??? Yea, I’d consider ”
__________________________________________________________________________

Flo… meet Brown. Brown, this is Flo.

**pouring drinks for both**

@DYMOND
“I had a dream the other night that someone was playing between my legs and I was suprised to see it was one of my oldest best friends, we then proceeded to caress each other ever so gently…

SIKE (credit CHOCO for bringing that back)”
___________________________________________________________________________

That was a beautiful joke at my expense and I thank you. It would have been even better if you described the gentle caressing in vivid and explicit detail.

@COCOA

You get the “Biggest Downgrade in Gravies” award. Please consider an immediate change.

Thanks.

@AL BOY
“It’s what I call YT Man now.”-YSO
__________________________________________________________________________

Don’t you hate it when a chick can’t handle rejection?

@COCOA
“Man, i’m tired of Pharell already but I don’t feel like changing it.”
___________________________________________________________________________

You can do that Lil Kim/Nicki Minaj twat shot impersonation.
**tryin to be helpful**

@DYMOND

**booty pinch**

@BROWN

Looks like Elove fuggin ova you. I think you should teach him 3 minute lesson!

@BROWN

Let’s teach him a 3 minute lesson anyway!

@BROWN
“Let’s teach him a 3 minute lesson anyway
_____________________________
Let’s implies let us! So you sayin you wanna teach him a lesson with me????
_________________________________________________________________________

Look… I’m tryin fugg. What’s up?

@HIS

feelin that new gravie pic ma.

Wish you coulda fit “the girls” into the shot.

@CHOCO
“Look… I’m tryin fugg. What’s up?
__________________
DANNNNNNGGGGG SON that chit was FLY I do love directness tho”
__________________________________________________________________________

I mean, why play around? Shiiiiid. Nigga might even “go all out” and give her 4 minutes of heaven.

@HIS
“where my tits at boo?”-DAP
__________________________________________________________________________

BRING THE GIRLS BACK!
BRING THE GIRLS BACK!
BRING THE GIRLS BACK!

@DAP

No. Kobe is the Greatest of all time. Not like an actual “goat.” LOL.

@BROWN
“So you sayin I could get 7 extra minutes?????”
_________________________________________________________________________

Possibly…

@DAP
“nope he is just a goat lookin dude who can play basketball better than anyone who ever has before.”
_____________________________________________________________________________

I agree!

@BROWN
“There’s no need to beat around the bush….literally! Just aime staright for the target!”
____________________________________________________________________________

Just give a nigga 3 minutes…

@KINGSTON
“have you never heard of Michael Jordan?
Did Kobe have a movie?
Do people line up for miles for any of Kobe’s shoes?

HAIL NO.
that is all.”
____________________________________________________________________________

Yes. That’s one of the guys Kobe passed up on the way to becoming the G.O.A.T.

@BROWN
“Man dont be tryna b!tch out now since I called your bluff!”
_________________________________________________________________________

¿¿¿ ???

HUH?
I got this big ol jack hammer ready for you.

@BROWN
“This is why I think you’re tryna b!tch out and until I since i have no proof it’s a jackhammer since I haven’t seen it we’ll just call it a pee pee umkay”
_____________________________________________________________________________

Wait, I agreed to the 10 minutes. I can make that happen. I’m even AZZuming you got the AZZ to support me puttin in that much work.

I can show you the jack hammer if you willing to prove the “Donk-age” you got.

@BROWN
“So you need extra support in order for you to be able to put in work????

You clearly stated you hda a jackhammer so you should be willin t back that statement up with some dam proof!”
________________________________________________________________________

Extra “support?” No. Just trying to see if it’s worth my time. I mean, 10 minutes is 3 1/3 of other hoes I coulda banged out.

Yeah, I got that. So, I provide you the proof and what’s next?

@KINGSTON

I ain’t goin lie. SpaceJam was the chit. LOL.
Jordan is the fifth or sixth greatest player of all time. No shame in that.

@E LOVE
“I DID a write-up of WHY Kobe is the 2nd BEST GUARD behind MJ after he won HIS 4th Ring (It’s probably too l,ong to post in SR…) BUT even after last year KOBE is STILL behind MJ which isn’t a SLIGHT AT ALL (Real…)

MJ is an INDISPUTABLE G.O.A.T. just like Jim Brown, ALI & Joe Montana ”
_______________________________________________________________________________

You know it’s funny. I agree with all of your other “G.O.A.T.s.” (49ers Fan for life).

Anyway, any objective basketball scout will tell you that Kobe is superior to Jordan in EVERY facet of the game. Post up, dribbling, shooting, passing, defense, free throw shooting, etc.

In Jordan’s PRIME he was defeneded by Craig Ehlo and Joe Dumars. They couldn’t even be water boys in today’s league. Trust me, I could elaborate for years but the numbers speak for themselves.

**looks around**

Did Yso’s retarded azz go in the other post?

Damn. At least we had 6 minutes of relaxation and no cawkblockin and hating.

@KINGSTON

I got some space for you to sit down.
**motions for Kingston to come over**

@KINGSTON
“Emporer or Emperor? ”
_____________________________________________________________________________

Which ever is the correct spelling.

@KINGSTON
“Tension? Where?
How old are you anyways?”
_________________________________________________________________________

I just recently turned 31. Why?

@ELOVE
“YOUR counter points are the EQUIVALENT of SPIT-Bubbles when BOMBS were being DROPPED (Real…) Your SOUNDING like a DYCK-RYDER and that’s NOT A GOOD LQQK for Real Sports Talk… And I’m NOT BEING RUDE (I’m just BEING Real…)

5 Regular season MVP(s)
6 NBA Finals MVP(s)
10 NBA Scoring Titles

And regarding The Celtics… THOSE were great teams and no ONE PLAYER is going to be A GREAT TEAM but he was making them LQQK LIKE STR8 FOOLS trying to STOP HIM… WHICH THEY DIDN’T !!! ”
__________________________________________________________________________

Hey, that’s well and good. But I see you couldn’t DISPROVE ONE THING THAT I STATED! I don’t question Jordan’s accomplishments. But it’s not even a question that Kobe surpasses him as a basketball player.

-more wins
-better 3 point shooter
-better mid range shooter
-more post moves
-better dribbler
-more assists
-better free throw shooter
-more responsibility as a player

You can look all of this up as well.

List of best basketball players:
1. KOBE BRYANT
2. Kareem
3. Magic
4. Wilt
5. Bill Russel
6. Michael Jordan

The ladies gettin mad at this discussion so hit me up at JCSTANSB @ gamil should you feel that I am wrong. (I’m not)

@DYMOND
“IDK my meaurements (just bra size)I guess they are whatever=FINE

LSMLH (not long, not short)

*note to MAN-you should always say you are 6 foot tall…it sounds sexier*
*I’ve always been attracted to running backs*
Do you consider to be foreplay only? Are you willing to do it and not receive?”
_______________________________________________________________________

Well how tall are you? What’s the breast size? I mean, as long as you aren’t “WNBA-ish” or “Obeast” it’s all good.

Depends on the chick as far as . Of course the better looking the more likely she will get what she wants.

I’m 5’9″ I know ladies love a nigga 6′ and up but I do alright. No need in me lying.

@AWESOME ARESENAL
“Mike bringin anything out of Pip is subjective, we’ll never really know that, and if Mike was that good at bringin greatness out of anyone, name someone else Mike “made” great **cough** Kwame Brown **cough**. Pip became an alltime great on his own but he lived in Mike’s shadow.
Mike def was great, but if you don’t think the majority of his popularity came from Nike and NBA marketing I don’t know. The further we get away from his career, the greater he was. People give him all the credit for winning those titles and if Pip + solid power forward(Horace/Dennis) wasn’t there he wouldn’t have won any. Remember back then they coined Pip a point forward because you couldn’t really define his playing style.”
_______________________________________________________________________

They ain’t ready my nigga! They sittin at the house with their “Jumpman” sweat suit, gym shorts, tee shirt, tennis shoes and baseball cap talkin bout “Jordan’s the greatest.”