Legendary soul singer Aretha Franklin feels like a new woman one day after undergoing successful gastric bypass, aka weight loss surgery.
“The surgery was highly successful,” Aretha said in a statement to Access Hollywood following the procedure. “God is still in control. I had superb doctors and nurses whom were blessed by all the prayers of the city and the country. God bless you all for your prayers!”
Franklin, 68, had the surgery yesterday following a Prayer vigil organized by the City Council in her hometown of Detroit, MI.
Last month, Franklin cancelled all concert dates and personal appearances through May due to undisclosed medical reasons.
its good everything went well
Glad all went well…
I’m glad she is getting the help she needed cause she was getting to a dangerous stage with her weight.
GO RETHA!!!!!!!!! I AM GLAD SHE DECIDED TO GET RID OF SOME OF THAT WEIGHT. ALTHOUGH GASTRIC ISNT ALWAYS THE BEST SHE DID IT.
20 yrs too late…
@Ace…yeah, I’m glad she did too.
I don’t understand how people with money are overweight
Was that mean?
Wow, I think I just shouldn’t comment on anything today cause I just have all these not nice thoughts on the tips of my fingers.
Her first chin is dangerous but her second chin came back with a vengence
jazi65 says:
a coworker owes me lunch cause I called it. Glad it went well.
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I knew it too. The other sites only reported that she had a sucessful surgery, we knew it was “gastric surgery.
Glad she made it out okay
And I think we should have the party here. Or should we just wait until the birthday girl, Cocoabana, shows up?
So when/where was it confirmed that it was gastric bypass “aka weight loss” surgery that she had?
I haven’t seen it confirmed that she had the gastric bypass done. Sandra you have an inside scoop on this?
TruGemini says:
So when/where was it confirmed that it was gastric bypass “aka weight loss” surgery that she had?
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It’s implied, otherwise why keep it a secret? If it had anything to do with her fall in the bathtub we would have been informed.
Glad that her surgery went well….
Lets Party Pop That Puccy Pop That Pusey Pop That Puzzy Pop Pop That Puzzi Pop Pop Pop that Pucci
Let Me See You Show That Pucce Show That Pucce Show That Pusee Babi Show That Pusei Show That Pusey Babi Show That Pusce Show That Pusce Babi
Take It Off Take It Off Take It Off Take It Off Take It Off Take It Off Take It Off Take It Off
Show That Pussy Take It Off Take It Off Show That Pucce
@ySoSerious (Comment #7)
I’m WITH YOU (On That…) Let’s Leave THIS LEGEND ALONE (Real…)
Glad all went well.
it’s no secret that she needs to lose the weight–esp if she wants Halle to play her in a biopic of her life
@Sandra
Out of all the picture you could have shown, you chose this one.
I am happy she got the help and thats all that matters at the end of the day that she realized she needed it. She’s a legend so I will def leave it at that
lets
seriously its friday we all made it to today cocoa and chacha bout to be 23 so we need to party for the sexy birthday girls
Glad her surgery went will and prays that she has a speedy recovery.
@ Sponge, Str8, Yso
A very deep and hard co-sign to all that was said.
I wish to plead the fifth on this post b/c nothing I say will be nice.
70 years old and you finally decide to get rid of that girth?
Let me just exit the room b/c my TRUE thoughts are about to spill out.
Glad she took action about her weight. Although I hope she doesn’t think the sugery will fix her weight issues on its on, you still have to develope a sensual diet and workout plan. You can’t get lazy just because your stomach is now smaller.
Yooooooooooooooooo *looks around*
freedom of speechh jazzy …. lol PREACH
There could have been other health reason that she had to get in order as to why she couldn’t have done it sooner.
@ Str8Cpt
Sooo, uhm……is that you in the gravi???
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSS! :hugs:
sheeeesh! my aunt had a stroke after her surgery… like months after, the after affects are dangerous
Terri B says:
Although I hope she doesn’t think the sugery will fix her weight issues on its on, you still have to develope a sensual diet and workout plan.
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What’s a “sensual diet”? Yes, my mind is in the gutter.
Happy Birthday to Cocoa and Cha Cha!
@ Jay Bee Yeah all surgery is extremely dangerous sorry to hear about your aunt
@Str8
Yeah- that was mean but I think the sammmmeee thing. I hit the gym regularly now. If I had access to the type of cash some of these people have- with a personal trainer & a nutritionist/chef on staff- I’d have been had the body I have been praying & working hard for.
*yeah…I’m a little bitter.*
I am suppose to have surgery soon but i am good with it though mine too will be a success
32 Sandra Rose says:
Terri B says:
Although I hope she doesn’t think the sugery will fix her weight issues on its on, you still have to develope a sensual diet and workout plan.
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What’s a “sensual diet”? Yes, my mind is in the gutter.
LOL, I’m at lunch and doing too much. I meant a sensible diet. I have another conversation going on in another window that had me thinking sensual. lol
@Sandy…you just confirmed what I said in a post yesterday
Aretha’s stomach prolly fought back during the surgery.
@SASO exactly! No excuses
@Tink Tink no it’s not me
Were you hoping that it was? I kinda felt that through the computer
*zoomes in on my jet fueled roller blades nekkid with rhinestones glued to my body spelling out ‘happy birthday cocoa and cha cha, may all your dreams come true and i hope u get lots of presents and money, love candi*
Does Sandra have the hots for Terri B?
YSO, STR8….YOU SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE?!!
*STARING AT ALBOY’s GRAVI* YOU HAVE OFFICIALLY CORRUPTED ALBOY! 
I can’t leave yall in this room alone for one minute!!!
PAGING CHA CHA & COCOA!!!!
@ALBOY, i can’t take looking ol boyz leg tumors
Since Auntie wished Cocoa and ChaCha a happy birthday in this post I think this is the official party spot.
Maybe I should find Choco. She definitely knows how to get a part started.
**PAGING CHOCO**
yooooooooooooooooo
STR8
again..
I wish Re Re well. I know a few people who had the surgery and they all had different results as well as side effects (some had none). Now she will have to make sure she eats well balanced meals and exercises because the weight can creep back up on her. Good for her.
Str8Cpt says:
@Sandy…you just confirmed what I said in a post yesterday
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And what was that?
YSO tells me the party in here so I’s here
*peeks in* I guessed someone lied to me, cause I see no party.
PARTY’S IN HERE. LET’S GET IT STARTED.
walksin pinches Miss nipples (universal sign for welcome to the party) ready to get it In
PRESENT!
PARTY, PARTY, PARY LETS ALL GET
NAKEDWASTEDSit down Tink, I need that 5 hunnid ones *pops on a handstand, makes it clap and bust it open*
Coming in the party throwin my SR up…. IT’S PARTY TIME OH ITS PARTY TIME
bites Cfree nips and slaps that thang let go dropping stacks like rose petals as she walks to the pole
NOW THIS IS WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT!
@ The Truth you Skrppin
@yso
ur gravi is not what it is i thought it was frankie on crack 
PAGING @DIMEZZ!!! We need ALL the ballers in da building!!!
@ AL only if your skrppin too
*man that puss pink and smellin like strawberries, got me droolin* Now all my 5 hunnid gone, gotta try and sneak that roll of one thousand one’s Candib got.
@ Truth Im wit It but Its ladies Hour right now soooo Get Naked
***walks in with starbust thong on and pink pastys on chichis***** ok yall lets take turns on this pole and who is gon make it rain
ALBOY I must warn you dont start nothin if you cant finish it
*walks over to pole butt ass naked with crystals on each nip and a line goin down the sweet spot*
<———Who wants a lap dance?…Don't be shy now…
follows behind Miss Harlem wit the back pack of cash lets go
@ Yso is that nah that aint my boo
Walking around the pole about to dip it low
With all the tricks I got a backpack wont do
but thats a great start
*gasps* Tink! yeah gone and re-up, got more tricks in store
Lets talk more pop @miss H we got access to more
YSO, don’t nobody want no dance from bonecrusher
Throws a stack @ Truth show me something ma
Finally…. I love me some Aretha but this was waaaaaaaaay overdue…
<<<If you like Thick Vanilla! She all yours AYE DJ PLAY HOW LOW CAN YOU GO PLEASE!!
*cues drop it low by Ester Dean remix*
Grabs Pole up top and comes down upside spreads legs open and swirls around pole very slowly
It’s not Bonecrusher.
My Gravi goes by Chocolate Tsunami because she brings more rain than the average storm. Now line up to catch the wave.
slding down the pole into a split while pu** poppin…. keep them stacks coming.. Got bills
*Wut pulls out stack of ones* Hey Alboy…. can you break it down and get naked..I mean dance one time for us hun!!
AYE DJ CAN YOU PLAY WHISTLE WHILE YOU TWIRK PLEASE FOR ALBOY!!!
*Wut fans out ones and preps*
@ miss H
My Gravi goes by Chocolate Tsunami because she brings more rain than the average storm. Now line up to catch the wave.
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DROPPIN IT TO THE FLOOR OFF OF “DROP IT LOW”
2 Wut not with that gravi ma’am and it ladies hour for anothe 90 mins so
tapping the double stuffed hot pocket to see whats up
BITES LIP..WHILE AL TAPS DOUBLE STUFFED
MissHarlem says:
*cues drop it low by Ester Dean remix*
Grabs Pole up top and comes down upside spreads legs open and swirls around pole very slowly
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My turn!!!
*Cues up Shake Dat Azz B*tch and jumps up to top of pole, start to slide down slow.. get indian burn, let’s go falls flat on back legs flying in air*
(grabs ALBoy and pushes him down in the chair)
@ WUT
He’s gonna be busy for a little while. Go smother Tink Tink with that white gravy. —>
Finally comes down to the stage from the pole and starts to move one booty cheek at a time
going around the pole Its time for the perculator
Finally comes down to the stage from the pole and starts to move one booty cheek at a time
makes it rain watching the bills bounce off the active cheek
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Attention to Detail yes yes
*thinks* glad I came down in time that fall from WUT and the sound of that thud would have made me fall straight off the pole
YSoSerious says:
(grabs ALBoy and pushes him down in the chair)
@ WUT
He’s gonna be busy for a little while. Go smother Tink Tink with that white gravy. —>
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AYE TINK TINK!!! FIVE DOLLARS TO MAKE YA HOLLA? I’M GETTING BETTER AT THE POLE THING TOO! WATCH
*Wut gravi runns at pole! hits it…bend it to the shape of a n. Stands up with pole still between legs… now its an M…*
SEE
@MissH
Just wait til I’m done with ALBoy. You ain’t seen nothing yet.
flings another stack in the air at Truth reaching up grabbing one cheek slightly opening it up
I may have spoke too soon…
Picks up Tsunami (cause i dont discriminate quickly lays her down climbing her body grinding her face until i feel teeth bops Tsu in the forehead and walks away
Walks seductivly to ALBOY with that paper and ask him if he wants to see a trick with a chain of pearls
**looks around confused** did these motha flokas ignore my starburst thong and pasties???
well fluk em all only man up in this bish is al 
were is ace, elove and man??
It requires your participation though
Workin ….to pay for the clean up in this bish…
Sorry work been hectic….
i’m here now….
i see all these big bishes braking it down
******looks at pole in M shape** these mothat flokas aint playing
AL HAS IGNORED ME ALL DAY!!!!
Motions for security to take white gravy on out the back way
LAKER I didnt ignore you I took a starburst of your chi chi with my mouth and hid it elsewhere but you were tipsy and didnt notice
**takes starbust thong off and throws it in the air and takes the patron bottle to the head**
I need Emails for everyone In here….(this is for the SR AWARD Ballot Mailing list
and pics of that the ladies want to share with me)hold up we got replacement poles being brought from the back gone keep this thang going two mins and its on
@harlem ummmm see thats why a bish got love for u **kisses harlem left but cheek**
@ace now come find the starbust
AHEM @ ALBoy
(puts all her weight on her right foot in order to put her left leg on ALBoy’s shoulder)
Almost…Almost…SHYT…
(Chocolate Tsunami comes crashing down on top of ALBoy, crushing the chair in the process)
Um (gasp) AL…Boy (gasp) You…okay (gasp)
(passes out still on top of ALBoy)
ACE I have your email
AL still waiting on your participation so that I can go on with this trick
lakercrazy says:
i see all these big bishes braking it down ******looks at pole in M shape** these mothat flokas aint playing
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You should note that allllllll the food is gone cuz they got a little hungry…. I’m putting Vanilla Puddin azzz out!
*Picks up all 5 quarters Vanilla made and shows her the door.*
@wut that bish got me scared like if she get mad at me she might eat me ***steps away from pole** girl make ur money
..starburst i love me some Starburst..
Do me a favor and lean over this table for a pat down..while i look for this “starburst”
COME HERE LICKABLE LAKES AND TWIRK SOMETHIN
OMG SOMEBODY HELP AL THIS BIG BISH GOT HIM TRAP UNDER HER DAM ROOLS
@harlem..
you have mine but i dont have yours…so send me somethin so i can add you to my SR contact who will get the voting ballots
@THIK **TWIRLS AND VIBRATES BOTTY***
@ACE **LEANS OVER THE TABLE PUTS LEG IN THE AIR** NOW DON’T BE SHY LOOK FOR IT SHOW ME NO HANDS
so far email addys for voting ballots i got are
candi
thickness
CHB
Choco
Man
Kingston
Honey D
Mirs
Hearing @Miss calling for me mustering up the strenth to get enormi off me
@ Hiss what I need to do Ma breathing heavy from all the work
@ace whats ur email??
OH H3LL YES!!! LAKER GIRL I GOT YOU THIS BROTHER IS NICE…
*THROWS ONES LIKE CONFETTI*
I gotcha ACE will do
alboycpt g mail
@Ace
Mine is dedati @ clear.net
OMG SOMEBODY HELP AL THIS BIG BISH GOT HIM TRAP UNDER HER DAM ROOLS
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Moving in and moving the big Girls out the way pu*** poppin on a handstand cause i need more $$$ from AL so i can pay bills
@wut well hot dam he look so dam nice like just pick me up like in baby boy and do it
*walks p behind and bent over lakes firmly pressing a clothed pretty ricky against her backside while he uses his hands to reach around and fill up under the girls for this mystery starburst*
“hrm not there…but there are plenty more hiding spots on this soft oiled up body of yours…”
Aight ya’ll- I’m back!
These muthaf**kas had the damn nerve to be making me work today! It’s Friday! I came up in here 90 minutes late with a plan to leave 30 mins early because that’s just how much work I was NOT planning on doing! Sh*t.
Aight…where the party at? Who got the Patron’ and the vodka?
aceswildnc @ gmail . com
hands @Truth the bag thanks for your help ma runs to the car to get another one
@SASO we in here now twerk that Khaki thang
*Walks in to the instrumental of Kanye’s “Hell of a Life” (which is my theme song for when I walk in slow motion down long hallways)*
Who’s the birthday girl?
@ ace put me on the list bruh
@Ace
My email is: ushud . go . kill . yaself @ gmail . com
Don’t forget to send me that dyck pic that you had sent Choco and them since you’re single now.I’ll be on the lookout for the ballot.
@STILL **PASSES PATRON BOTTLE** LETS DO SHOTS ERRBODY GET NAKED!!!!
@ACE SSSSSHHHHHHHH!!!!TTTT U ALMOST GOT IT KEEP LOOKN BUT KISS THE GIRLS BEFORE U MOVE ON **TAKES PASTIES OFF CHICHIS***
@Ace
sleeper1122484 @ yahoo
@ awe them chicks aint even here its cocoa and Cha but the ladies is skrippin so get your change if you need it warning its biguns running loose in this peace
@Al
I’se a twerkin’ my Sexy Caramel Brown thing!
(wakes up from all the heaving a hoing that ALBoy had to do to get me off him, catches breath)
It’s Tsunami not Enormi nicca. Now where’s my mothaflucking tip?
lakercrazy says:
@wut well hot dam he look so dam nice like just pick me up like in baby boy and do it
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*Wut in a handstand ankles crisscrossed around Ace neck P Poppin*
Wha-? oh him yes he is fine.. I brought him just for you!!! Do your thang on da flo!!!
really sassy..that your email
ALBoy says:
hands @Truth the bag thanks for your help ma runs to the car to get another one
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anytime AL and thanks for the bag
Hands Tsunami a churchs coupon for a $2 12 peice and 2 free peppers
@Ace
Yes- that’s really my email. Several people hre have emailed me. I really answer it. It’s not my only one though- I know how to be “Pruh-fech-in-null.”
@ACE CHECK EMAILS
SND ME BACK THE PEEN PIC@Al
Good lookin cuz, don’t want to pull out the tricks too early.
Gives me time to stretch anyway.
IM HERE…………
<—— MY CUSTOM ORDERED PORKCHOP AND NECKBONE SKIRT… I LEFT MY TOP AT HOME CUS ITS GONNA GET HOT IN HURR!!!
WHAT I MISS GOING ON IN HERE???
@ALBoy
Well…That’s more like it.
(tucks coupon in between the girls hoping she can find that bish later to take to Church’s)
ALBOY do you need an oxygen tank? I got those on standby
Passes out shots of patron to everybody
@ Awesome right right
The new Pole is up and operational it is big guhl friendly made of titanium welded to the foundation and we ready let go who gone test it out first
Pulls the meat off Cha cha before she gets devoured by these Enormous skripkillas
ChaCha!!
You done missed a lot but no matter, there’s still time to get
drilledgrilled up in here.@ Miss Im good ma on drank preshate it though I want to remember everything I do
***lays ace down and takes pants off puts shot in between ace legs** NOW DON’T MOVE LET ME SWALLOW THIS SH!T UP
*continues his pat down on lakes rubbing down the sides of her oiled up body stopping at her hips then moves his hands to to the small of her back and slowly glides them back up to the back of her next to check her hair for any possible hidden object”
“Hrm…not in her hair either i guess that leaves only a few options…”
*grins*
What’s up Yso? Gives her a look so innocent that she feels like a pedophile…………………………..
ALBoy says:
@ Awesome right right
The new Pole is up and operational it is big guhl friendly made of titanium welded to the foundation and we ready let go who gone test it out first
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MEEEEE!!!!! :wave:
Since I put Vanilla out. Let me try please
*shimmies up to top grips poles with thighs release hand slides down to a back bend kick over into chinese split*
@ALBoy
You know you loved it…Are your ribs okay…Are they cracked or just bruised?
so far email addys for voting ballots i got are
candi
thickness
CHB
Choco
Man
Kingston
Honey D
Mirs
ALboy
Sassy
Lakes
Arsenal
thetruth
CHA CHA!!!!!! The bish of the hour
now lets get it!!!
<<<< my slow grind routine to Falsetto
I was just looking for likka….
*backs out of the post*
@ACE **GIGGLES** UR GETTING WARMER
*cues “Where Dem Dollas At?” and walks up to the stage in the same outift that the stripper named “Candi” had on in “The Best Man.”
MissHarlem says:
*cues drop it low by Ester Dean remix*
Grabs Pole up top and comes down upside spreads legs open and swirls around pole very slowly
HOLDS up a 100 card
MY BISH
@Enormi you know im good baby bruised but good i think Awesome wanted you to take him to VIP though
YSoSerious says:
(tucks coupon in between the girls hoping she can find that bish later to take to Church’s)
COMMENT HEAVEN …………….
@ACE
hercules19062004@yahoo.com
@AWESOME
Did you put on some R. Kelly? I’m feeling kinda strange all of a sudden…Like I want to Powder your azz with some Johnson’s and wash it away with a golden shower…
Ace says:
I got to the party late.
so far email addys for voting ballots i got are
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Ace whats the voting for?
@ OTB gone shake sum on your way out
@OTB COME ON IN HONEY NEED A SHOT ***PASSES PATRON BOTTLE AND BAG OF LIMONS***
Heeeeeeeeeeeey Cha Cha!!!! *Blows her a
so hard her clothes fly off*
Anyone know Browns, His, Redeems(i doubt it), any of the other loyal commenters emails that deserve to vote.
@OTB, just like a nigg to drank and leave
@Yso
You are going to HELL for the R.Kelly comment!
Happy Bday Cha Cha
@YSo
Well, I do have this mask………..
ROFL
Ace says:
Anyone know Browns, His, Redeems(i doubt it), any of the other loyal commenters emails that deserve to vote.
IM GETTING TIRED OF YOU LEAVING MY BEAUTIFUL. INTELLIGENT. TALENTED. CHARMING AND HOT AZZ OUT… I REP SR ALL DAY EVERYDAY…DONT MAKE ME SIT ON YOUR FACE TODAY ACE!!!
….NOW WHERE WAS I……..THE FLUCK, WHO STOLE MY DAMN SHOT OF PATRON.*SHIVERS AND LOOKS AROUND……….WHO STOLE MY DAMN MEAT OFF MY BAWDY
@SASO
I haven’t but AWESOME gave me a look so innocent and open…It brought out some Kellz in me.
LE TRUTH…..THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT
smack on the azz
YSoSerious says:
@AWESOME
Did you put on some R. Kelly? I’m feeling kinda strange all of a sudden…Like I want to Powder your azz with some Johnson’s and wash it away with a golden shower…
I just got a visual
Uh…… CFree, I don’t know why but my lips been feelin dry all day. Got something juicy to chew on?
CHaCha…
this is the reason i dont do rollcalls…
You mind shooting me and email aceswildnc @ gmail . com
also looking for Dimpz Jerrica dickinme Wuz and anyone else i might be missing…
and cfree *cough*
@CHA u missed my zebra print body paint
I even left out the cheeks and nips fo ya, that shyt was Fyah
*with one knee on the ground in the position of a track stance…. ON YOUR MARK GET SET GO… gets a running start and runs as fast as I can and jumps to the very top of the pole and slides down in to flames … WHO wants a piece of this good ol charboiled meat right off my BOOTAY
CHA CHA I only bring it in honor of you
Well i’m out!!! Got my 2stacks and bag of $$$ from AL… nice doing business with you….
AWESOME ARSENAL says:
Uh…… CFree, I don’t know why but my lips been feelin dry all day. Got something juicy to chew on?
*sits in chair spread eagle and slowly pulls out pearls*
*Returns his hands to lakes bent over hips*
“Well well i guess i need to be more thorough to find what i’m looking for.”
*drops down to his knees behind Lakers*
“Do you mind lifting your leg over here on the small chair?”
CFREE says:
@CHA u missed my zebra print body paint I even left out the cheeks and nips fo ya, that shyt was Fyah
NO I saw it boo……….. I got a picture and all… On Monday I want you to do it again…This time I want you to be a sexy Chameleon
@Cha, u just gave a whole new take on hot piece of @$$
**PUTS PITBULL CULO SONG ON*** NOW YALL MOVE OUT THE WAY BISH FINNA DROP IT ****DROPS IT SLOW UP AND DOWN MAKES AZZ
DROPS INTO A SPLIT*** CUUUUUUUUUULOOOOOOOOOOO **VIBRATES BOOTY IN ACE FACE*******
ChaCha says:
LE TRUTH…..THANK YOU FOR COMING OUT smack on the azz
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your welcome throwing one of my stacks from AL to you… HAPPY BDAY!!!
ChaCha says:
*with one knee on the ground in the position of a track stance…. ON YOUR MARK GET SET GO… gets a running start and runs as fast as I can and jumps to the very top of the pole and slides down in to flames … WHO wants a piece of this good ol charboiled meat right off my BOOTAY
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(In Eddie Murphy voice) NOW THAT’S A FIRE!!!!
*jumps up and down* I do I do I do
ACE I SENT YOU AN EMAIL DID YOU GET IT????????
OTB……..HEY MAMA………WHERE DID YOU GO….
I will email u @ACE
Happy Bday Cha-cha! (And Cocoa whenever she get her butt in here to the party!)
Aight folks- it’s about that time for me to quit.
* cues “Seems Like Your Ready” and starts to remove clothes like Princess LisaRaye did in the only movie she ever starred in.
“C’mon! Ya’ll muthafluckas better give me some more money!!” <—-Ronnie Ho quote
@cha cha i took the meat cause it two Hungry Sasquaches loose in here just trying to protect you
plus you naked is always a good look
@ACE NOT AT ALL **PUTS LEG IN CHAIR*** NOW U LET ME KNOW IF U NEED THE AZZ IN THE AIR
@CFree
*Gobbles them thangs up like PacMan*
NO I saw it boo……….. I got a picture and all… On Monday I want you to do it again…This time I want you to be a sexy Chameleon
Gotcha’
CFREE great minds thinks alike thats what I was tryna do with ALBOY before he got smothered to death instead my pearls was glow in the dark
“Don’t Worry i can lift that myself…”
“Now since i only got two hands i may have to this licorice thong out the way with my teeth as btoh hands will be occupied with the lifting of the Cheeks 1 and 2. Do i have you permission to continue my search for this missing starburst?”
@CHACHA I DO I DO LET ME TAKE THAT PIECE ***GETS IN BETWEEN CHACHA LEGS** THIS PIECE RIGHT HERE IS EXTRA JUICE
“…WHO STOLE MY DAMN MEAT OFF MY BAWDY”
ROFL
CFREE says:
@Cha, u just gave a whole new take on hot piece of @$$
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She sure did.
(yells)
DOES THIS JOINT TAKE MONOPOLY MONEY? IF SO, CAN Y’ALL BREAK A 500 DOLLAR BILL?
Miss harlem dont pull them out Ill go get them no hands
@Ace
my email addy is wutdafuxulukinat@yahoo.com
StillASassyOne says:
Happy Bday Cha-cha! (And Cocoa whenever she get her butt in here to the party!)
Aight folks- it’s about that time for me to quit.
* cues “Seems Like Your Ready” and starts to remove clothes like Princess LisaRaye did in the only movie she ever starred in.
“C’mon! Ya’ll muthafluckas better give me some more money!!” <—-Ronnie Ho quote
THANKS DAHLING ………….
@ace thought u never ask go right ahead…… **giggles and hopes he has to look even more****
pick Miss H up sit her on my shoulders twirls tongue around and pulls Pearls out wrapped around my tongue drops them and goes looking for more
lakercrazy says:
@CHACHA I DO I DO LET ME TAKE THAT PIECE ***GETS IN BETWEEN CHACHA LEGS** THIS PIECE RIGHT HERE IS EXTRA JUICE
shhhhhhhhhh…SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP………
YOU KNOW THATS THE BEST PIECE…..YOU GON HAVE SOME ENEMIES UP IN HEA..
OTB….. WHAT ABOUT HELLO KITTY PINK
Where is greatness?
@HARLEM, u fancy an shyt wit dem glow n dark pearls
Cha-Cha CoCo
@CHACHA IT WAS THE BEST PIECE NICE AND JUICE…***GETS ANOTHER PIECE**
@Ace
I don’t think my email will get to you but I will try again
wutdafuxulukinat yahoo
*thinks* I hope he doesnt find the 3 feet pearls thats I put in earlier today that took a lot of time to put in. The first set was just a teaser
@ALBOY CAN I HELP U FINDING THESE PEARL…THATS IF HARLEM DON’T MIND
@ACE U JUST KEEP LOOKN WHILE I HELP AL
228 WAS MEANT FOR WUT WUT IN THE BUTT
THANKS WUT
ALBoy says:
pick Miss H up sit her on my shoulders twirls tongue around and pulls Pearls out wrapped around my tongue drops them and goes looking for more
HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHA CHA MY BEST HOMIE…..
GOES AND HELP LAKES TAKE SHOTS OFF OF ACE..I SAW A MIC I NEED TO SING IT…SUCH A BEAUTIFUL MIC MIGHT I ADD…
MissHarlem says:
*thinks* I hope he doesnt find the 3 feet pearls thats I put in earlier today that took a lot of time to put in. The first set was just a teaser
IF HE DOESNT FIND IT HE DOESNT GO HOME!!
LOL
@HARLEM IF HE DON’T FIND IT I WILL
Still looking for those pearls I think Miss H might have parkinsons though
eh Ill keep trying i feel another set i think
CFREE I had to get fancy this is an occasion :woot:
Parkinsons?
THE SHAKES?!?!?!!?!
HER NAME IS THICKNESS AND SHES THE BEST ALL THE DJS WANT TO FULL HER BREAST *BEAT BOXES
HEY MAMA A SPECIAL KISS FOR YOU
AND I NEED A SMACK ON THE AZZ AND YOU CAN GO BACK TO WHAT YOU WERE DOING
taps @lakes on the head with this good richard hea taste that
*Grabs Ms.Thicky Thick’s hand and starts steppin while CFree rides the face*
Hold on Ms. Free we finna get to the twirlin part!!!
Up i found another set of pearls it seems like these wont end i will be in here a while trying to get these out
DID ACE LEAVE ME WITH MY LEG IN THE AIR????
CHA CHA this is why you my bish. You heard the bday gyal she said if you dont find it you cant go home?
ALBOY keep lookin no loose canons here so it wont be that easy but I believe in your tongue skills
LAKER when do I ever mind
OutsidetheBox says:
Oh yeah. I’m pretty much a carnivore.
LOL
MY BISH
YOU GOT ANY HIDDEN TALENT OR SKILLS YOU WANNA DISPLAY….POOR SHINY CUSTOM MADE PLATINUM POLE JUST SITTING OVER THERE LONELY…………YOU KNOW YOU WANNA …… *CHANTS …OTB OTB OTB
………OKAY LAKES COME UP FOR AIR AND GIVE ME A MEXICAN HOLLA BEFORE I GET UP OUTTA HERE …
“Now your gonna feel a slight spreading sensation..followed by some intense pleasure…don’t worry this is completely normal..just ride it out…”
*props Laker up and uses his teeth to tear away the licorice thong…he begins to probe around the sweet area with his tongue..hunting the taste of the starburst*
#dontactlikeyouaintbeenateoutfrombehinddontjudgemeimthorough
OTB …i need your email…
@AL U PULL AND I MAKE SURE SHE IS NICE AND WET SO THEY COME OUT EASIER
*TOOTS ASS TO CHA CHA*
LETS GET THE PARTY STARTED ARESENAL
*Gives Cha Cha a bday
on the cheek…………………..and the other one 
Looks like it’s a lot of Vagitarians in here.
I’m guess I’m too boring, being a meat and potatoes kinda girl.
PARKINSONS *thinks have he been peepin in my window and see my shaking when I get that tongue lashing
*
testing testing
What a coincidence YSo, you know I’m quite hearty my damn self
Gasps for air who said meat and potatoes?!!!!!
LAys Miss down sucking this one pearl that wont come off and everytime i do the parkinsons gets worse but she holdin my head down so Ill keep going
@ace
does the mexican screm as soons as i feel that tongue
@chacha aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayaaaaaaaaaaaayaaaaaaaaaaaaayaaaaaaaaaaaay
oooh ooOH OOOH, Candi, I been lookin for you, you brought them skates?
justme_maybeyou yahoo @ace
I see Al still in here being nasty.
gimme my damn tickets! bruised my dang throak trying to get them back stage passes
Taps Candi on the shoulder with this Richard covered in pop Rocks
@awesome i been zippin around in these jet fueled roller blades all day!
“Vagitarians”
Meat and ‘taters will always win out. BUT the vagi diet is low in calories though.
Candi!!
(looks for MissHarlem with the shots)
Find face, have a seat.
@AWESOME
I don’t believe in coincidences.
@candi girl let loose its a FIESTA and get ur 10 inc heels on and shake sum
@al stop poking me in the dam eye and keep pulln them pearls harlem is gettn a lil too wet still good
*mouth starts to water at the mere mention of pop rocks*
DOES A RUN BY COOCH RIDE OF THE FACE ON ALBOY, STR8, MARINATES ON ELOVES FOR A LITTLE WHILE LONGER, AWESOME AND ACE!…. I AM OUTTA HERE… I GOTTA REST UP FOR THE CONTINUATION ON MONDAY ……
BIRTHDAY WISH LIST
ICE CARVED CUSTOM MADE SKRIPPER POLE
A MASK OF MAN I JUST DONT CARE FACE like the one of the Black Bank Robber
TITTAYS…AZZ EVERYWHERE
A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF FABULOSO *THE NEW BLUE
SOME NEW CHROME WHEELS FOR MY NEW FLOURESCENT BURGUNDY MINI VAN
AND ALL OF YOU IN ATTENDANCE
THANKS FOR THE BDAY WISHES SANDRITA AND ALLOWING US TO THROW ANOTHER PARTY
YA’LL BEHAVE….. *sideeye AL BOY, YOU HEARD WHAT I SAID…I DONT CARE IF ITS MIDNIGHT
DONT FORGET TO CLICK ON MY NAME/LINK AND COME PLAY WITH ME AT THE PLAYGROUND……….. HAVE A SEXY AND FREE WEEKEND *does the Prince arm motion to show IM OUT
HAPPPPPPY BIRTHDAY COCOABANA ………………
Ah @ Miss H i got pop rocks covering this good richard if you want some go head
@MissH
Twas me. Ain’t you ever heard that one before?
i’m gonna be comfy for the party and rock my 7 inch stilletos with star fish in the heel
i’ll take 12 shots please. tryin to take it easy and not get too drunk
bye cha cha
DO IT BIG THEN! yah yah 
*thinks* Do I need to add LAKER to my XMAS list this year that chica sure is talented
@ Cha cha see you baby quick nipple bite and rubs lil cha see you
Heyyyyyyy Yall
*walks into the post with a long fur, drops fur to expose my bikini made out of Lemon Heads*
YSo, check THIS out!
*borrows 1 skate from Candi, looks at yo body for motivation.*
Ok Good!!
*Puts skate on (but not on feet or hands), and Supa Man’s around the room going through the girls’ legs like a Luke video*
You wanna fly with me?
That bish aint ask us for no FABULOSO!!!
*peeks head up*
HB Bish. I lub you. *dead*
@ Ms Red Hots um you naked ?
@harlem the best things come in small packges
CHA-CHA I WILL BUT THE CHROME RIMS FOR THE MINI-VAN
PULLS OUT CAMCORDER TO RECORD ALL THIS ASS AND PUSS SWAPPIN
Puts skate on (but not on feet or hands), and Supa Man’s around the room
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*wraps tongue in a knot around Cha’s pearl*
Where you think you goin?
@ Mirs yall gone make my dentist rich grabbing a couple lemon heads while i wait to see if Mss is going to eat these Pop Rocks
@chacha u know i got u on the life support of Fabuloso
Al i been in my bday suit since 7 am waitin for the party to get started
i got rhinestones glued on my body that spells out a special bday message to cocoa and cha cha
*clears throat* it reads: happy birthday cocoa and cha cha, may you get lots of presents, money, and peen. love, candi
YSO of course I have my mouth watered at the mere mention of that too
ALBOY I am warning you pop rocks is my fav and finish you clean so make sure you have more then enough cuz I am known for breaking records
supply**
“Vagitarians” Gawd is good
Al i’m gon axe u one mo gin. WHERE THE FUKC ARE MY TICKETS! i ain’t get this bruised esophagus for nothin!
(cues Kellz “I Believe I Can Fly”, swoons)
@ Miss H I got plenty you take all you want remember the theme of this party is No Hands
@awesome now watch him yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu in this b!tch
@ Ms strawberry Jolly Rancher My fault they was Rico Debarge tickets I read it wrong
@ALBoy
You better give Candi them tickets before she bruises YOUR esophagus (and not in the good way either)
Not even Chico?
ALBOY hands are for amatuers thats my motto and so are being on your knees
(stops swooning long enough to see where AWESOME went)
YSoSerious says:
(stops swooning long enough to see where AWESOME went)
OH I got him a WWF leg lock between my legs…hes doing designs on the pearl
see #287
wait, harlem u doin it with no hands and legs?! u talented
any ATL notice Auntie got a contest going for tickets to OMG tour…user ghey songz and miguel…in new post…20ths registered user to email her…
but she striked it out as if to hide it…or end it…but she didnt delete it.
jsu tthought the partiers should know
* I got him in a WWF leg lock
@ Miss Im wit it i thought it was 69 time any way hands behind my head have a seat lets get better aquainted
@ChaCha
I see. Just when you think you’re out…
I find him later (if there’s anything left)…
someone better hope Yso burns this place down before His logs on…
CAME BACK REAL QUICK TO GET A FEW PICTURES OF CANDIB’S BEDAZZLED MESSAGE TO ME AND COCOA……. MY BISH CANDI …..
I know you spent all night working on that… *clears throat and sings Bette Midlers wind beneath my wing 
*runs out and Throws Fabuloso coupons at OTB …Thanks in Advance
@Ace
I saw. I don’t care.
BTW, did you get my email? I forgot to include my SR name.
Sits on ALBOY face and I slurp all of the pop rocks making sure I dont leave a trace of candy and spit gots to suck that clean and dry
@Ace
I got the cleaning kit on standby but His is my bish. I ain’t burning nothing down till she comes and gets some too.
Besides, I don’t want Cocoa to just find ashes when she gets a chance to log in herself.
i love u cha cha
happy 21st birthday!
pulls zip lock bag of pop rock out of bag and hands to Miss so she can continue to coat that good richard with candy
Slowly sliding tongue along Miss Pearl and sucking until she starts that shaking again slides tongue in searching for more sweet surprises
@ace they are cuttin up huh. good thing i am over here acting like an angel…as usual. *reads some scriptures from the book of luke*
luke
___________________________________
I Wanna Rock My Man, I Wanna Rock My Man, I Wanna Rock My Man
I Wanna Rock My Man, I Wanna Rock My Man, I Wanna Rock My Man
Move It Up, Move It Up, Keep Goin Keep Goin, Here We Go, Here We Go
Let Me Hear You Say Hey Hey Nd More Hey, Hey Hey Nd More Hey
Let Me Hear You Say Hey Hey Nd More Hey, Hey Hey Nd More Hey
Let Me Hear You Say…
Doo Doo Brown, Doo Doo Brown, Doo Doo Brown, Doo Doo Brown,
Doo Doo Brown, Doo Doo Brown, Doo Doo Brown, Doo Doo Brown
Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey Hey…
Shake Them Titis Babi, Shake Them Titis Babi, Shake Shake Them Titis Babi, Shake Them Titis Babi
candibfly says:
happy 21st birthday!
MY BISH!!!
@candi
I didn’t know Luther Campbell had a section in the bible. Might have to steal me one of those good books next time I check in a Motel Six.
u read that passage too?!
Takes pop rocks from ALBOY and coats him with my mouth makin sure I cover every inch of that including balls and gets to work. Tries to break a record to see if I can clean him off in less than 2 mins
SR AWARD NEWS!!
So Far…i got 18 Emails(Voters) Will continue to add to list until end of day Monday.
Monday i plan to finalize categories…hopefully through email so a Ballot can go out Monday night Tuesday morning…My plan is to have take all voted ballots…Top 3-4 names become nominees ….and the Winner will be most voted…but noone will know who that is. until the Awards…on a date still to be determined…still thinking Dec 30th so we catch everyone before New Years Eve party on Friday.
YsO
i was saying if His comes in here and sees Harlem..actin a plum fool…we might have to burn it down…
continuing to lick and suck Miss H must be raining because i just got sprayed in the mouth and i love it pressing my face and tongue deeper inside Miss H
@Ace
Sounds good.
@Ace
Trust me, we won’t have to do anything but duck and run.
And when the chit goes down, just remember, ladies first.
@YsO..
that was meant to say “We might NOT have to burn this bish down”
Sucks harder due to me making it rain ALBOY is not playing fair I feel you about to explode and you hold back even more will go harder because I must feel that coat go down smooth in my throat
Ace this is why you my boy cuz you stay lookin out the FIANCE wont be happy bout this
*looks at the last post from Harlem…then looks at Yso*
“on second thought…we may need to burn this bish down…before she gets here…”
when in doubt, burn it! *ps: burn any instances of me on a handstand or doing anything throat related*
even the Throak comment?
@candi
Will do. Right after I upload these pictures to Facebook…
Let this mothaflucka burn
ALL OF IT
That’s it. When the SR clock strikes six, say bye bye post.
(grabs lighter fluid and matches)
3mins…
OK EVERYONE…I HATE TO LIGHT A FIRE UNDER YOU ASS…But ITS TIME TO GET THE FLUCK OUT!!…
YsO can you please check the back…
@ Miss Im ready when you are Ma hump in my back from all the slurping exploding in Miss Mouth still slipping deep inside her waiting for this next rain storm
Wait befor we burn it Candi suck my whoppers Miss bite my nipples and now burn it down
Damn, yall bout to burn the post down?!?!?!?
@ALBoy
You better invoke the 5min MAN rule …or relocate to another post cause this chit bout to burn…
@ Mirs hurry up sit on my face right fast envoking 2 min Man rule
ALBoy says:
@ Mirs hurry up sit on my face right fast envoking 2 min Man rule
___________________________
*does like I’m told, and sits on AL’s face*
@Ace
Got it.
(throws open doors while calling out, finds ALBoy getting ridden by MissH)
If y’all don’t wanna fry, y’all better fly.
(starts squirting lighter fluid as she goes)
@YsO
Give Alboy about 5 more min…don’t want him catching any cramps…
Almboy…hurry and get it in i aint gonna rush you..but YsO be on it..so…#justsayin
Damn rushes and slurps like its the last peen on earth dont want to get burned
AHhhhh quickly liking Mirs before they burn it down we partying Monday so I will give you the full sessiion then
quickly thrusting to get this last Cashew trying not to drown inside Miss rain sucking in as much as i can before the fire starts
*runs to the back kitchen turning on the gas ovens and opening theo oven doors*
throws Miss ANd Mirs over my shoulders and run out as fast as possible
Alright Yso…think you can light the match…they all out…
(YSO takes one last look at the broken chairs, bent skripper pole, discarded Magnum and candy wrappers, baby oil bottles, sticky strings of pearls and one lonely roller skate, throws up deuces at the whole mess and tosses the match)
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOSH…
(as she walks away from the ensuing inferno, she checks her pocket to make sure has her digital camera and heads to Church’s to redeem that coupon ALBoy gave her. Cleaning up after and SR party is hungry work)
Hurry hurry damn we gotta finish on monday you only exploded 3 times in 30 mins thats not good enough
Standing outside watching the blaze um Miss H there is another Post
I dont want to disappoint you
I will wait on Aretha to confirm she had gastric bypass (I dont care either way) Glad all is well and whatever surgery was a sucess.
COCHINOS
COCHINOS
Ooooooh…Somebody’s gonna get it…
(whispers)
I got pictures of EVERYTHING.
mhm thats why I <3 Ysooooo
@Yso, how u email me these stanky pics
cus I have ass to whoop up in hea. I waited all day 4 the party and as soon as I log off…smh…all hell breaks loose…ppl getting licked from behind, my FIANCE sucking pop rocks off peen…I cnt even condone this chit.. Im so ashamed 