fanMAIL: Stylist Who Steals to be Exposed On Twitter… *Updated*

Publicity Stunt.

@ISCREAM
“So instead of calling the authorities people are now resorting to twitter.”
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…and even announce BEFORE HAND, when they will “reveal” the culprit in order to build suspense.

IF this ‘theft’ even happened, Jordan Silver couldn’t be anymore estatic about it.

@CHA

Wut up sis?

@OTB
“He got rid of the flub.”
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How shallow of you.

**calls Jazzy Phae**

Me: “Say dawg, I think you got an outside shot with OTB mayne.”

Jazzy: “Really? She ain’t fluck wit my nicca homie Paul Wall till he had that surgery.”

Me: “I know… see but OTB be on that fashion tip. Wear something bright and loud and she goin be ‘OWN’ you!”

Jazzy: “Well, I been tryin to figure out wear I was gonna wear ANOTHA big bright reddish pink shirt to.”

Me: “OTB said ‘foreplay’ is overrated too.”

Jazzy: “Good, cause I get tired moving my fingers and chit that much.”

@LAKER

I ain’t got too many kisses.
Gotta lot of grinches round here!

I stand corrected, Da Bears are the most overrated team in the playoffs.

@AWESOME
“I assume you like the AINTS……….”
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Define “like.”
“Like” as in my favorite team? No.
“Like” as in winning the NFC this year? Yes, them or the Eagles.

@OTB
“I think its the inverse for yt rappers @Man”
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Good point.

Wait,Em ain’t fluckin with the sistas.

@KWALL
“You ain’t a REAL rapper till you get a yt girl.
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Right…Ask Ice-T…”
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In the day Ice-T was ‘own’ some chit! “F.uck Da Police!”

You know you spittin some hot azz fiyah when the Becky’s start showin up! They ain’t gettin wit the AVERAGE rappers. **looks at Gucci, Dro (are they the same person?), Jeezy, etc.**

@KWALL
“I don’t know… you gotta be SOMEBODY most of the time.
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Well…ahh Kenny Anderson got one…who don’t make him work…and he is $63 million dollas worth of BROKE AND he got SEVEN KIDS….

I think on the scale of somebody and nobody…HIS azz ranks as a NO-GATDAYUM-BODY…

The End.”
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Kenny Anderson… SMH.
I REFUSE to believe that nigga is BROKE broke. I mean, $63 MILLION!

He bout 40-42 yrs old, he could play overseas like Pippen and Dominque Wilkins did and get a million.

@KWALL
“Coco = Trailblazer = Civil Rights Icon
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CoCo opened the doors for Whooty’s ERRYWHERE…she helped instill HOPE in them…yt girls had become a non accessory again…she put them back in style like Shemar tried to bring light brothas back…”
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The Great Bright Hope is still out there somewhere. There’s a prophecy that says that when “The Yellow One” arrives, lite brites for near and far will unite and win back our sisters with “good hair” and “pretty babies.”

THIS DAY SHALL COME!

@SASSY
“And Kenny Anderson pulling that low-standards Becky that lets his former millionaire azz sit home while SHE goes to work shows just how desperate some of them can be to hold a Black penis in their hand for a while.”
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Ain’t NO love like a yt womans!

@KWALL
“Every decade there is a light brotha who TRIES HARD to put the light brotha back on the map…the 80s had El Debarge…90s had Shemar….not sure WHO it was from 2000-2010 but I sure there was SOMEONE…”
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I’m NOT supposed to be telling you this but it seems like you’ve caught on. The NEW annointed savior for the Lite Skinned brotha is
**drum roll**
BARACK OBAMA!
See, we den tried entertainment and it didn’t work. We had to go for a lil more substance this time. He got ALL the chit these hoes be sayin they want!
-educated
-tall
-employed
-powerful
-married to a dark sister
-family man
-takes care of Sasha Obama who is clearly another man’s child

If he wins reelection in 2012… or publicly denounces a yt woman to prove his love for Michelle WE IN DAIR!!!!!

@SASSY
“You Bastard! Michelle does NOT qualify as a dark skinned woman and Sasha is his child!

*throws glass bottles at your head*

#sitchoazzdownsomewherewitalldatbullshyt”
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You know for “famous” purposes, Manchelle is bout as dark as they come!

You know Barack be given Michelle the sideeye whenever Sasha come up in conversation.

Michelle: “You now Sasha’s tuition is coming up.”

Barack: “Yeah, I saw the notice in the mail.”

Michelle: “Well, I was wondering if you came up with all the money or if we need to put some on the credit card.”

Barack: “I thought you had it. I don’t think we need to put it on the credit card.”

Michelle: “No I ain’t got it. If you don’t have enough then it’s goin on the credit card.”

Barack: “You spoke to um… that dude. You know the one, he always call here on Sasha’s birfday.”

Michelle: “He ain’t got it either.”

Barack: “I think Sasha can handle public school.”