Is Gucci Mane Crazy? Rapper in Mental Hospital claiming mental incompetency

Sandra Rose January 4, 2011

According to TMZ.com, rapper Gucci Mane is playing games with the courts by claiming he’s mentally incompetent to understand the charges against him.

This is the oldest trick in the book. One that is used by veteran yardbirds and repeat offenders who wish to avoid being sent to prison right away. Naturally, the judge fell for it.

The 30-year-old rapper — real name Radric Davis — appeared in a Georgia courtroom yesterday after filing a “Special Plea of Mental Incompetency” … in which he explained he was in no state to “intelligently participate in the probation revocation hearing.”

According to the document, the judge ordered Gucci into custody — and immediately committed the rapper into a mental health treatment facility pending an evaluation of his mental condition.

We’re told Gucci is currently at the treatment facility.

http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

SAD
pointhimout

wow. anyone fighting to be his conservator, or is he too broke for one to be appointed? how crazy is this story?
creolegirl29

IDK….this is a pretty old trick, but why go to such links to be labled as “crazy” when you trying to have the thug image, just go to jail, doesnt that suit the image he is putting out? Just asking..!! IDK…guess
Royale

YAY!!!!!!
I
GOT
TO
REGISTER!!!!!!!!!!LOL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

I knew it.
Supa_sexy

HELL if they try to lock me up, umma play crazy too! Twit me at NaturalbeautyEP
chibytex

Gucci is about as crazy as T.I. (they aint crazy they are both retards)He shoulda just pleaded dumb a$$..cause thats what he is…or he shoulda just said that all the drugs he’s taking on daily basis is making him crazy…Just lock him up PlEASE…and throw away the key….
Cariblife

It was only a matter of time, his candid shots look like a Niki Minaj pic. Not a good look buddy.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Yso
Place nice……
goodnplenty1000

I actually believe this Nagga is crazy, slow, retarded, and all of thee above…. he gets a monthly SSI check have you heard the way he rap?!?!?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Play nice so effed that one up

@ Royal
Iblondon

I don’t know about all that, but Lemonade and Susie are my theme songs..
Princess Smarty-Pants

Gucci, boo. I’m tryna ride for you but you’re making it hard for me.
candibfly

all the newbies pls grab a welcome packet and have ur solo dance or monologue from the book of luke ready to go by noon friday!
ELove

WHO among us IF FACING JAIL TIME would choose JAIL TIME over a treatment FACILITY ?!!?
Princess Smarty-Pants

Taps G&P on the shoulder.. hello miss lady, I’m PSP let’s be nice okay?
candibfly

*wraps psp up in a free gucci straight jacket snuggie* its gon be ok!
chibytex

actually believe this Nagga is crazy, slow, retarded, and all of thee above…. he gets a monthly SSI check have you heard the way he rap?!?!?
___________________________________________________________________________
he does rap like he rides the short bus..the only sentences he can form cohesively are jail sentences….instead of throwing him back in jail, they should send him back to 3rd grade..so he he can learn the fundamentals on speech…
Princess Smarty-Pants

Thanks Candi! I’m cool though *sideeye G&P and Chibytex*
chibytex

all the newbies pls grab a welcome packet and have ur solo dance or monologue from the book of luke ready to go by noon friday!
____________________________________________________________________________
I got my song ready….Im dancing to I Wanna Rock…I get my routine together as we speak!!
candibfly

*moves chibytex to my bff list* see i like that. always ready.
ChampionSound

I dont think he is crazy, I think it could be the years of cocaine, pills and weed killing his brain…
ardentphotog

72 hour hold. He doesn’t have to try that hard. Mental reterdation is a legit claim.
chibytex

@PSP-why we gotta get the side eye?
West Coast Chick

why wont he just tell them his name is Toby??
http://facebook.com/b3autiful17 Beautifuleve17
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

his name is Toby
____________________
SMH
Neeshj78

Hello Everyone!!!

I hope it all works out for him. Welp now that I have gotten that out the way I am gonna need him to do something about those dry cracked lips.STAT!!!!
chibytex

Allow me to introduce my self….

Im a resident of Chicago, but I’m orginally from Texas (im trying to move back as we speak)
Im a huge Beyonce Stan (heeeey Auntie Sandra, how you doing? :lick:)
I read this blog everyday for a good laugh
I hate Gabrielle Union
And i think Nia Long is the sexiest broad alive (no homo)
MIZZ.I_REP_ATL

Man…what the phuck is going on with him. Get it 2gether Gucci! He’s borderline something, cuz dude ain’t been right lately. He been lacing something in that ish he been smoking. See what happens when you smoke your own product? LOL
http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

he not crazy if it works
tintin1979

I would do the same thing if I was in his position.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Chiby you fit in well hun
Princess Smarty-Pants

@ChiByTex… it’s all in fun….Waaaay back when I caught open registration and you had to identify who you stan for…. I claimed Gucci Mane. He is my guiltiest guilty pleasure. Crusty lips and all… I have a mixtape of his and he randomly screams out “Nikke” on a couple of the cuts .. In my head, he is talking to me. (I think he used to date an ATL Dj by that name though)

and that’s only funny because any man who approached me looking like him aint in NO DANGER of getting my phone number.
http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

I would be crazy or going crazy too if my bottom lip got all the shine
chibytex

Man…what the phuck is going on with him. Get it 2gether Gucci! He’s borderline something, cuz dude ain’t been right lately. He been lacing something in that ish he been smoking. See what happens when you smoke your own product? LOL
____________________________________________________________________________
Gucci been on that white girl…..:snort:
he could just be hitting the pipe now..smoking then whitney houston blunts…
kwall

I actually saw Mr. Davis on the Mo’nique show last night…it mighta been a re-run…not an avid watcher of that show…and ahhh he is kinda intelligent from the convo they carried on. And he was raised by an educator (said his mom is a teacher)…so if he is trying to PLAY crazy I think he can make it work for him for as long as he need to. BUT I think he should just let that shat GO and do his time so he can move on…BRRRRR.
candibfly

chiby i am from texas too. *smooths my baby tee that says everything’s bigger in tx across the chest*
http://facebook.com/b3autiful17 Beautifuleve17

ChaCha says:

I would be crazy or going crazy too if my bottom lip got all the shine
““““““““““““
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

I just stared at his face DON”T DO IT!
Daisy

My gfriend use to be his PO and he is “crazy” or bi polar but he refuses to take his meds. I wish him and anybody else dealing w/mental health issues. Get help if/when you need help before its to late.
chibytex

Thanks Choco…U gotta come in here busting down doors and ish…you guys are a hard auidence….

PSP: Gucci’s “Freaky Girl” was my calltone…and so yes my mama and daddy got to hear that song everytime they called…I’m such a f’ing lady
Kat

LAWD…@ Gucci. LMAO…@ chibytex :lolol:
meanNsurly aka Ms. Kitty Pop

Maybe thats why I can’t understand anything he raps about…..BRR BRR
MzDimplez1123

I think Gucci is a lil “touched” in the head. Po thang!

Welcome to all the newbies. :wave:
Dymond

ChaCha says:

I would be crazy or going crazy too if my bottom lip got all the shine

———————————————-
MzDimplez1123

Good morning Kitty Pop!
Neeshj78

I must say that I have been lurking for months. Kwall almost made me come out of lurk mode one day. I swear you are the funniest person alive. I have spit coffe on my desk many days laughing at you.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Chiby
MzDimplez1123

@ Choco cause she tryign to blind herself.
Dymond

Dimpz!!!!
I’ve been trying to hug you for 3 posts now!!! Come to me!!!
chibytex

at Candi

Hmmmmm everything IS bigger in Texas…
MzDimplez1123

Dymond!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Dimpz
Girl I was just like I vexed myself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

@chibytex

Your name makes sense to me now.

Why are you trying to move back to Texas? You don’t like Chicago?*

*Most times I don’t like Chicago either and I was born and raised here.
candibfly

dimpz where have u been all day?! *slides down the wall crying and hiccuping*
MzDimplez1123

Sorry Dy, my damned keyboard was dead and I was bouncing all over tryign to keep up because I couldn’t post. I had IT bring me a new one!
ardentphotog

Neeshj78 – stick around! Lurkmode is for losers, busters, punks, sissies, mama’s boys, hoochies, strawberries and freaks of nature!

Come out and play, lurkers!
sexyphillygirl

Next thing he will have his own reality tv show smh.
MzDimplez1123

Aww Candi, Your BFF #5885 is so sorry! I couldn’t post. I misseded you too ShugahFoot. *Picks Candi off floor and passes her Man’s freshly loaded Rush card and a BabyPhat card he was gonna give one of his draft wives*
ardentphotog
FABULOSALAKER

TO ALL THE NEWBIES AGAIN!!!
THIS MAN IS CWAZY THAT LIP THOSE SONGS
ELove

@east —–>
Sweets2u

Is he even still relevant???
candibfly

@ dimpz

i should be able to buy a meal at quiznos with these cards :-/
MzDimplez1123

Lakerlosa!

Hi ELove! :wave:
chibytex

@YSo

Where do I begin:
1. The cost of living is waaay to much..For what I’m paying for my apartment i could get a big dumb a$$ house in Texas
2. It too damn cold
3. I dont want my daughter to go to school here. The school system sucks
4. I have no family up here besides my hubby’s family..and ya’ll know how that is
5. Houston, TX is where its at
FABULOSALAKER

@dimpz
FABULOSALAKER

@BIG PAPA
candibfly

5. Houston, TX is where its at

————————————–

*screams at the top of my lungs* H-Town in this b1tch! *drops mic sexual chocolate style and walks off*
MzDimplez1123

@ Candi…Jean Pierre gone hafta step his game up.
chibytex

Next thing he will have his own reality tv show smh.
—————————————————————————
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

Dayum yall jumpin around!
Neeshj78

@ ardentphotog

Duly noted..

I will come out of lurk mode and play..
candibfly

dimpz that’s what i told him after i keyed his pinto. i ain’t havin this sh1t in 2011 u hear me?!
Dymond

Candi got the rush?

can you order me some carol’s daughter from hsn or qvc or whatever?
Also, I would like some 14 cases of hot wings in 6 flavors with fires and 23 cases of brewski…I got a game to watch tonight!!!

please no wings from Beebe, AR and thanks in advance
Dymond

w/ fries, not fires

dumb…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

… gotta lot new hoez in this joint…
Peachpussycat

He gotta be crazy walking around looking like a crackhead with those ashy ass lips and sweating like he been hiding underneath a fat woman’s boobs.
meanNsurly aka Ms. Kitty Pop

HEY DIMPZ!!!!!!!!
FABULOSALAKER

i hungry i want something nice and juicy!!!
chibytex

*screams at the top of my lungs* H-Town in this b1tch! *drops mic sexual chocolate style and walks off*
____________________________________________________________________________
Girl I go to Houston at least once every 2-3months for my sanity….It always goes down….

*I graduated from TSU….so Houston will always be home to me…I’m orginally from Dallas though!!
ELove

@MzDimplez
Whaddup BABY !!!

@chibytex
Your Hubby didn’t hip you to the weather here in The CHI ?!!? That should be grounds for divorce (Right There…)
Peachpussycat

FABULOSALAKER says:

i hungry i want something nice and juicy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*coughs**
candibfly

dymond u know i gotchu! i’m gon throw in some pink oil moisturizer (the official hair care product of coloreds) and some boxed wine for the party tonight! :woot: we can drink it out of mcdonald’s ice tea cups for a touch of class
Dymond

@ Laker and Mean (who had me on life support with his comments in the Arkansas Armageddon yesterday)
candibfly

Peachpussycat says:

FABULOSALAKER says:

i hungry i want something nice and juicy
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*coughs**

——————————

something in ur throat peach?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

@chibytex

You’re right about the Chi on all points.

My older sister was trying to get me to move to Nevada with her cause she fell in love after a trip to Vegas. I don’t think I can do desert heat though.

I’ve never been to Houston so I’ll have to take your word on that one.
candibfly

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

… gotta lot new hoez in this joint…

————————————

give ur disclaimer if u care about ur testicles
http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

DYMOND Where is sexy gravi of Dymond we all know and love..get that shyt back up…
***********************************************************************
chibytex says:
Im a huge Beyonce Stan
And i think Nia Long is the sexiest broad alive (no homo)

How you gonna lick and then say no homo… we dont play that no homo, no shade shyt round here…. mean what you say and say what you mean

Were always happy and its always Gay and GAY people are HAPPY

By the way *runs and clicks my heels in the air IM CHA CHA and IM THE HUGEST BEYONCE FAN… other than THERAPIST, MAMACITA,OTB and Munchos girl! *sharpens knife (c) Fabulosa

DIMPZ and PSP hey PRETTY BISHES
ELove

My Peach (Comment #80)
That would be YOU… If I WAS making that comment !!! (Real…)
FABULOSALAKER

@MAN **DROP KICKS U IN THE THROAT** NOW IS THAT THE WAY WE ARE GOING TO START THIS YEAR???
Daisy

@Kwall what up I enjoyed the snow while I was home for the holidays
Peachpussycat

@Candi, nope…not yet
chibytex

@chibytex
Your Hubby didn’t hip you to the weather here in The CHI ?!!? That should be grounds for divorce (Right There…)

—————————————————————————-
I moved here to go to grad school in 04!! I shoulda left when I finished…but i stayed cause I had a good internship…then I met him, and had a baby, then we got married, and now I want out of here…ASAP….I think i’m gonna move back to texas and teach 4th or 5th grade
Peachpussycat

@Elove, why did I think you were talking about me when you said “my peach”? I don’t think we’ve “met” before but anyway.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Im hungry and undecided on what to eat!
Dymond

ChaCha says:

DYMOND Where is sexy gravi of Dymond we all know and love..get that shyt back up…

——————————————————-
Gotta support my team today baby boo!!
GO HOGS!! BEAT MUTHAFVKKIN OHIO STATE!!!!
FABULOSALAKER

@ELOVE
@PEACH CAN I HELP U??
@CHIBY I LIVE IN DALLAS TX ORIGINALLY FROM INGLEWOOOOOD welcome to SR
chibytex

How you gonna lick and then say no homo… we dont play that no homo, no shade shyt round here…. mean what you say and say what you mean
__________________________________________________________________________
ok! Ok! Ok! I’d be a homo for Nia Long sexy a$$..
And I’m glad I’m not the only Bey stan around….i’ve watched that I Am DVD…about 12 since I bought 2 weeks ago..
candibfly

laker, b1tch i ain’t know u was in tx, why u ain’t visit me when i went there for christmas?! *yanks framed friendship contract off the wall*
Dymond

ChaCha says:
How you gonna lick and then say no homo… we dont play that no homo, no shade shyt round here…. mean what you say and say what you mean

————————————————————
sweetdiva

Lies Gucci/ Just stop being stupid
Hello All
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

hey to all my sr bishes! i miss y’all.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

Hello my ELove.

Being TOLD about Chicago weather and actually EXPERIENCING Chicago weather are two totally different things. (Real…)
FABULOSALAKER

@PEACH BIG PAPA WAS TALKN TO ME HMMMH!!!
BUT U CAN BE MY SEXY PEACH
chibytex

@CHIBY I LIVE IN DALLAS TX ORIGINALLY FROM INGLEWOOOOOD welcome to SR
____________________________________________________________________________
my life in reverse…wow! Its a small world!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

hell nah, candi you didn’t come to texas & not visit me?!

*mumbles to self* i know this bish didn’t..
MissHarlem

EBABY watch it I gave up guns but old habits die HARD
<3 Orlando Magic

Hi everyone!!!
candibfly

*runs up to kingstonn in my cinderall pjs and braids her hair* kingstonnnnn
http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

ELOVE report to the Vivica Post to see my love letter
http://clarkcars1.com/newandusedcars.aspx?MakeID=45 Ace

*stops trying to figure out what Vivia’s Tramp Stamp is and Enters the Post*

Hey Newbies…Hey Fam…

What we talkin bout…

*walks up to Dimpz and gives her a sneaky booty pinch*
candibfly

kingstonn ur boost mobile phone kept going to vm
chibytex

Being TOLD about Chicago weather and actually EXPERIENCING Chicago weather are two totally different things. (Real…)
____________________________________________________________________________
ELove

Comment #95
Naw I’ll call you by YOUR Middle Name !!! & Whaddup To YOU
TwinMom

A friend of mine went to school with him she confirms he did ride the short bus. And yes, he was in the LD classes. So if they pull his school record he may have a case….of crack baby syndrome.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

(taps PPC politely on the shoulder)

ELove already has his hands quite full but I’m sure he appreciates the hello. And the better be ALL he appreciates.
FABULOSALAKER

@CANDI NOW DON’T U TAKE DRASTIC MESURES AND SH!T PUT THAT DAM CONTRACT BACK ON THE WALL!!!! I SAWY I DIN’T KNOW U WAS IN TEXAS I SAWY
Dymond

I know Harlem…MEN!!!
He really needs to watch himself, I mean doesnt he know what a PRIZE he has at home?

Oh, hey Elove…I’m Dymond.
MissHarlem

DISCLAIMER NO MORE BEY STANS UP IN THIS BISH PLEASE AND THANKS. YOU MAY NOW RETURN TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED SR
lipstickbandit

hey everyone
Royale

Oh I have to give my spill too…..I am a NC island gurl….. My favorite rapper I’d Weezy F. baby……I am a LAKER FAN ……..

I read yallz comments everyday so I have a feel of yall…..
Oh n I have the biggest non-lesbun crush on Aunty Sandra…..
Let an island girl into ur life…..
candibfly

laker u better be lucky u fine and sh1t. i forgive u *looks for a homemade tamale recipe to celebrate our re-friendship*
Dymond

Hey ACE!!!

I already talked to Dimpz, so it’s ok for you to speak back.
**chuckles**
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

(taps Dymond politely on the shoulder)

Please read comment #116. Thanks.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

@ candi..
you know i didn’t put any minutes on it. i’m still mad though.
ELove

MY Sugah (Comment #104)
AIN’T that THE TRUTH, RUTH !!! The HAWK ain’t NO Myth or Urban Legend (THAT SHYT is Completely F-ing REAL…)

HOTT Cha Cha —-> Gotcha BABY !!!

My BOO
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@ Dymond

Wassup Lipstick
http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

MISSHARLEM my BFF aka PRETTIEST MILK CHOCOLATE DROP ELOVE showin hiss azz aint he… we should double team him

HEY KINGSTONN sup pretty lil mama!

@Chi …Okay girl, you got to ride or die cus when a BEY post come up, there be a lot of heat on our girl…I gotsa know you can go gangsta in 0-50.

Dymond…Okay I wanna see some tittays and azz tomorrow
candibfly

royale where in nc? *tugs at my tarheel boyshorts*
MissHarlem

DYMOND girl you def are my bish *makes appt to get another tatt Dymond & Harlem*

YSO ditto
chibytex

I was watching this documentary on Youtube yesterday about Prison Rape, and a lot of these “rappers” fit the description of the men that were raping the boys in jail…thats why a lot of these “rappers” dont mind getting in trouble and going in and out of jai…its cause they can really be who they are in jail…

*coughs Gucci and T.I. coughs
FABULOSALAKER

@CANDI NO NEED I HAVE TAMAKES RIGHT HERE **TAKES OUT THE 24 TAMALES I MADE FOR CANDI** U NEED SOME SALSA
lipstickbandit

Hey ms. choco, wanted to chime in…but I have no words for Mr. Radric Davis….aka Gucci….burrrr!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Thanks Royale for the insight
candibfly

blame it on my head and not my heart we coulda rode around in my new whip and let the wind blow thru our pocahantas manes
Keilyme

mentally incompetent due to the fumes coming from his crusty a$$ lips.
sexyphillygirl

Chicago winters aint no joke. I thought Philly winters was bad well last year winter storm was one of the worse. Im only 5 ft tall and after the snow storm the snow was up to my chest, I shook my head, went back in the house and called somebody to shovel for me. NO use in me getting lost in the snow lol.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

Some of yall new ladies need to put some ~~azz shots~~ *ahem* “gravie pics.”

That’ll let me know if any of yall worth talkin to.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@ Man
MissHarlem

CHA CHA my bestttttttiiiiiieeee I was gonna do an introduction that was so fab that I forgot Heyyy boo with your pretty self. Yea we should double team him
candibfly

good cause i ain’t have no masa. this is why i u laker!

*whitney houston (before crack) voice* and iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
chibytex

MissHarlem says:

DISCLAIMER NO MORE BEY STANS UP IN THIS BISH PLEASE AND THANKS. YOU MAY NOW RETURN TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED SR
___________________________________________________________________________
just wait until Bey season starts…..its gonna be over in here…well Auntie Sandra do be HATING ( )on Queen Bey and all of her greatness…

Bey Season is coming real soon….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

Royale says:
Oh n I have the biggest non-lesbun crush on Aunty Sandra…..

OH HAAAAAAAIL NAW… SANDRITA IS MY BOO IM TAKING OVER THIS BISH/EMPIRE if we ever get an E SEPERATION… BACK ALL THE WAY THEEEEHAILUP!!!
candibfly

i see

*slips on my ‘single in 2011’ baby tee with crotchless glitter boy shorts*
Dymond

***giggles at Yso’s polite tap on shoulder*** that tickles!!
Don’t worry, he’s all ya’lls.

lmao @ Keily’s gravi!!!!!!
thatgirl4real

Hey Everybody I am a newb is there some SR101 class to learn all the terminology and emoticons? As far as the topic at hand I am so Guccied out in Columbus GA its the holy grail of music #sadbuttrue
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI

Don’t you e’en much try it. I got this whole tattoo:

“Candi Licker ”
We TOE-GETTA FO LIFE!
candibfly

everyone in here got a boo cept me i’m too fine for this!
http://clarkcars1.com/newandusedcars.aspx?MakeID=45 Ace

Dymond says:

Hey ACE!!!

I already talked to Dimpz, so it’s ok for you to speak back.
**chuckles**
————————————————————————–

Hey lil lady…i’m glad you got that all cleared up… i was parking the benz down the street for a few nights …just in case.
Dymond

candibfly says:
i see

*slips on my ’single in 2011? baby tee with crotchless glitter boy shorts*

———————————————————
looks good on u
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@LIPSTICK BANDIT

I’m curious about your screen name. Do you care to explain?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

RE: Chicago weather

Anything that comes off the lake (wind, rain, snow) will make you reevaluate your lifestyle and consider moving anywhere but the Chi.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Candi I don’t have a e boo anymore #shedtearsthinkingofAl
candibfly

i’m glad u like it dymond but i got u a matching outfit in pink
MzDimplez1123

*Runs to ChaCha full speed*

Hey My Love!

*tugs Ace’s peen* If we gone be all touchy feely, we gone be ALL touchy feely!

@ Dymond trying to cover Ace’s ass
http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

CANDI knock it off…….. sits down to play Scrabble with gold letters and spells out …. WE IZ ALREADIES BOOZ
candibfly

is al still alive?
MissHarlem

@ CHI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I dont want Bey season that chit last all year long thats tooo long my poor soul cant take it no mo whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy LAWWWWWDDD do you not love me have I forsaken thee? Take me nowwwww I say take me nowwwwwwww *fails into my own grave*
Dymond

@ ACE you can park the Benz at my house overnight if you need to
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@DYMOND
“slips on my ’single in 2011? baby tee with crotchless glitter boy shorts*

———————————————————
looks good on u
____________________________________________________________________________

Shouldn’t you be ~~tuning tricks~~ *ahem* shakin sumpin up in da club for “college” right about now?
http://clarkcars1.com/newandusedcars.aspx?MakeID=45 Ace

was just introduced to the Stanford ~~Marching~~ Band. They are a crazy example of Organized Chaos…i love it…

carry on.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

hey chachizzle!

lakes, imma drive up to the d one day so we can just get wasted, mmk?
MzDimplez1123

Will someone plz send Jean Pierre’s ass plz?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI

You KNOW you’s my boo!!!!
:hugs:
MissHarlem

MAN behave your damn self
candibfly

*snuggles with cha cha in my el debarge snuggie* u right can we play strip uno next?
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

Royale says:
Oh n I have the biggest non-lesbun crush on Aunty Sandra…..
_________________________

What’s a non-lesbun crush?
MzDimplez1123

Hey Kingston!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@ Candi
on AL but even worse all these newbies and no real fresh man meat!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

@Dymond

Glad we understand each other. :hugs:

:sideeyes: ELove over Dymond’s shoulder.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@HARLEM

I been on my BEST behavior round here lately!
chibytex

RE: Chicago weather

Anything that comes off the lake (wind, rain, snow) will make you reevaluate your lifestyle and consider moving anywhere but the Chi.
____________________________________________________________________________
it gets to be depressing after awhile…Im soooooo ready to move..Im trying to put my exit strategy into motion…I refuse to be here another damn winter..
Keilyme

I was going to watch Players Club but it’s not on netflix guess I’ll watch House Party 4: The lame edition.
MzDimplez1123

I WANNA PLAY UNO! *sits on ChaCha’s other side in my birthday suit with a blowpop and nods extra hard so my pigtails fly*
http://clarkcars1.com/newandusedcars.aspx?MakeID=45 Ace

MzDimplez1123 says:

*tugs Ace’s peen* If we gone be all touchy feely, we gone be ALL touchy feely!

—————————————————————————

*in his Ice Cube (Janky Promoters) voice*

Well huh you know we need to blow up a few of these balloons anyway…
http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

MissHarlem says:

@ CHI NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO I dont want Bey season that chit last all year long thats tooo long my poor soul cant take it no mo whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy LAWWWWWDDD do you not love me have I forsaken thee? Take me nowwwww I say take me nowwwwwwww *fails into my own grave*

Walks up to Harlem in my BEYONCE wardrobe change #8 replica of a Blade jacket and a fishnet one piece with a strobelight on the crotch section.. Come here boo.. let me sing to you I CAN SEE YOUR HALO…HAYLLLLLLOW… I CAN SEE YOUR HALLLLO… BE NICE!!!
CandyGirl

What in the world?
MzDimplez1123

I know what you mean Chi. I’ve lived here 33yrs and I still haven’t gotten used to it.
Dymond

Dizzam!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yowsers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™
MzDimplez1123

@ ChaCha………..I HATE THAT FUGGIN SONG! Chick sound like she howling and shyt.
http://clarkcars1.com/newandusedcars.aspx?MakeID=45 Ace

you See why i put up the blinders?
ELove

MY Boo and HOTT Cha Cha
If Double-Team is what I PERCEIVE IT to be… Then KOOL !!!

@Dymond
HELLO to YOU… My Sugah already spoke on THIS (Comment #118)
Daisy

@royal NC STAND UP :woot:
MIZZ.I_REP_ATL

Daisy says:
“My gfriend use to be his PO and he is “crazy” or bi polar but he refuses to take his meds….”
———————————————————————-

I wouldn’t be suprised if he was bi-polar or schizophrenic. I use to work with mentally disabled people myself. I stan for Gucci, but dude, u need to face/work on your addicitons. That ytgirl is a hellva drug.
MzDimplez1123

@ Ace….What have you done now?!
chibytex

What’s a non-lesbun crush?
—————————————————————————-
the kind I have on Lauren London & Nia Log (well that might be lesbian)
http://clarkcars1.com/newandusedcars.aspx?MakeID=45 Ace

Daisy says:

@royal NC STAND UP :woot:
——————————————————————–

We got another Carolinian?

where?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

@ Kingston and Dimplez
MissHarlem

CHA CHA can you change into another outfit and sing Get Me Bodied anything but HALO :wails: Laawwwwwwwwddddddd whyyyyyyyyyyyyy

MAN I can def say you have been behaving yourself lately however comment 145 can bring you right back into the darkness
MissHarlem

damnit
MzDimplez1123

Ysooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! *tackles Yso full speed*
ICYTIFF
http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

MzDimplez1123 says:

I WANNA PLAY UNO! *sits on ChaCha’s other side in my birthday suit with a blowpop and nods extra hard so my pigtails fly*

Comment Heaven ……..DIMPZ you make me so MUSHY Candi … WE CAN PLAY strip UNO and Gold Fish too
http://clarkcars1.com/newandusedcars.aspx?MakeID=45 Ace

@Dimpz

remember You said you were gonna stop that?
MzDimplez1123

@ Ace………Stop what?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@CHIBYTEX
“What’s a non-lesbun crush?
—————————————————————————-
the kind I have on Lauren London & Nia Log (well that might be lesbian)”
______________________________________________________________________________

Please, go on.
candibfly

i already asked what part of nc. *twirls around in my tarheel boyshorts*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@HARLEM
“MAN I can def say you have been behaving yourself lately however comment 145 can bring you right back into the darkness”
_________________________________________________________________________

Do you see what I see?
candibfly

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@CANDI

You KNOW you’s my boo!!!!

—————————————–

stop feeding me bullsh1t!
http://clarkcars1.com/newandusedcars.aspx?MakeID=45 Ace

@Dimpz

Thinking I did some chit ~~before i do some chit~~ when i haven’t done anything…
ELove

@chibytex (Comment #175)
GOOD LUCK with THAT (Real…)
MissHarlem

MAN I hate you yes I do hence why I told you to behave yourself
chibytex

@ChaChA

:rotfl: Bey Season usually last like 3 yrs…U see she still eating off I Am….hell didnt that cd come out at the end of 2008..yeah cause I got engaged in Dec. 08′ and Put A Ring On It had just came out..and I was sticking my left hand in everybody’s face…that cd has been rocking for at least 2 yrs…smh..
http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

*runs at 3654 miles per hour up to DIMPZ and smacks her on the azz “You betta watch that biggol thang” <— Ronnie Hoe Quote-Players Club

@ HARLEM….. what about CRAZY in love… let me dust off the daisies
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

heyyy yso & mzD!
AWESOME ARSENAL

@Dimpz
sorry Ace, but I have eyes dammit!
candibfly

3654 mph tho?!
MzDimplez1123

@ Ace…………I’m just messing with you. I’m not tripping! *tells Candi to Go Fish*
candibfly

*slides down aresenal* good afternoon!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

@Ace

Stop threating Dimplez.*

*Unless that threat is something peen related then carry on.
http://clarkcars1.com/newandusedcars.aspx?MakeID=45 Ace

@Aresenal

Looking is not a crime…atleast for everyone but myself…

I love when my baby shows off…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI
“@CANDI

You KNOW you’s my boo!!!!

—————————————–

stop feeding me bullsh1t!
__________________________________________________________________________

Baby, you know there is nothing I want more than that ~~azz~~ *ahem* HEART of yours. I will even be ~~faithful~~ *cough* RESPECTFUL of our relationship! YOU are ~~one of~~ MY ONLY GIRLS!

:hugs:
MzDimplez1123

*rubs my ass* Thanks boo!

Hey Awesome! :wave:
chibytex

@ Man
i dont consider myself a lesbian..cause i couldnt really like BE with a female…like I’m not going to argue with no female like she my man or nothing..and I dont see myself living with no female like we together..BUT I will look if she fine..and dont mind going to the strip club (espeically in Houston) and making it rain on a h@e if she fione….now Miss Long..thats another story!
MzDimplez1123

*daps @ Yso, wipes tear* You always got a bish back and shyt.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@MISS HARLEM
“MAN I hate you yes I do hence why I told you to behave yourself”
____________________________________________________________________________

I guess Dennis Rodman failed at “Celebrity Rehab.”
http://clarkcars1.com/newandusedcars.aspx?MakeID=45 Ace

@YsO

you twist my words like a scrabble game…

i would ever threat my baby…..
candibfly

manuel go f urself
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@CHIBYTEX
“i dont consider myself a lesbian..cause i couldnt really like BE with a female…like I’m not going to argue with no female like she my man or nothing..and I dont see myself living with no female like we together..BUT I will look if she fine..and dont mind going to the strip club (espeically in Houston) and making it rain on a h@e if she fione….now Miss Long..thats another story!”
____________________________________________________________________________

I see…

I interpret this to mean:
“I sleep with other women but I don’t have monogamous long term relationships with them.”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

@Candi

I believe I counted THREE “strikes” in Man’s last post. You know what that means.
ELove

@Man… (Comment #216)
Ohhhhh I SEE she is VERY SPECIAL (To You Dawg…)

@MzDimplez
THAT Gravi of YOURS makes the Winter Wind… VERY WARM Indeed !!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI
“manuel go f urself ”
__________________________________________________________________________

…so you’re just gonna watch? How is this going to work?
ICYTIFF

WHYCOME I CANT PUT MY PIC UP?
CdnGyrl

LOL funnee
MzDimplez1123

@ ELove…….I hate wind period. I remember one day about 3 summers ago, I was standing on Magnificient Mile in a wrap skirt and the wind was against me! I’ll nevr wear thongs with a wrap skirt again!
ELove

@Man… (Comment #223)
Your Perception is ON-POINT Dawg… I CAN SEE THAT Too
chibytex

@ Man
If you’re asking have I ever gotten down?
Yes, I have…but I dont anymore…I just look and tip on occasions…

“I’se married now” I cant be on that anymore….
MzDimplez1123

@ Man ….WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU?! @ post 226
WUTWUZINDAT!?

Hey Everybody!!!

Gucci is digging him self deeper. If they don’t find anything wrong with him. The judge will be HOT!!! If they do find him crazy… Georgia Dept Mental Health is the last place you want to end up.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

@Ace

They have Scrabble Twist now?

I know you wouldn’t hurt Dimplez in that way but it sounded like you were threatening to do something that might put your e-lationship in jeopardy.

I’m just looking out for my new favorite e-couple.
blackwidow

Ok I’m new but not brand spanking new I have been lurking for over a year. Hello errbody. I don’t Stan for anyone but I appreciate good music old and new.
MzDimplez1123

Hey Wut! :wave:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

wut.. that gravi of yours.
AWESOME ARSENAL

Sup Candi *wipes drool off the left corner of my mouth*
Sup Dimpz *wipes drool off the right corner of my mouth*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@CHIBYTEX
“If you’re asking have I ever gotten down?
Yes, I have…but I dont anymore…I just look and tip on occasions…

“I’se married now” I cant be on that anymore….”
__________________________________________________________________________

All women have at one point or another… Very natural and beautiful.

Why can’t you do it anymore?? Doesn’t your husband know and encourage this? How you get married and get LESS freaky? That nigga should get a refund or replacement wife or something.
(and they wonder why niccas don’t wanna get married, SMH)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

Oh chit…Did she actually make it in?
ELove

@MzDimplez
Me and My Boyz in OUR Young-n-Wild Out dayz… Would go down there during the summer months JUST TO SEE the Skirts Fly Up (Real…)

I KNOW you made some Lucky Dudes DAY (Yes Siirrrrrrrrrrr…)
candibfly

*adjusts my boobs* how are u on this fine day aresenal?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Why can’t you do it anymore?? Doesn’t your husband know and encourage this? How you get married and get LESS freaky? That nigga should get a refund or replacement wife or something.
(and they wonder why niccas don’t wanna get married, SMH)
_________________________
Pls don’t get him started!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@KINGSTON
at the new gravie.
candibfly

@yso that was like the 9237289 strike
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

YSoSerious says:

Oh chit…Did she actually make it in?

____________________

She’s in. For now.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI

Why aren’t you wearing my 24 karat Cubic Z ring I got you?
kwall

I guess Dennis Rodman failed at “Celebrity Rehab.”
——————————————
Dennis azz failed at LIFE when he put on that wedding dress looking like Noxzema Jackson from “To Wong Foo”…I was done with him at that point…
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Did who get in? Being real nosey
WUTWUZINDAT!?

KINGSTON!! MZ DIMPS!!! Hey!!!

@ Kingston about gravi. Seeee I can tone it down… a little…
ELove

@AWESOME (Comment #238)
candibfly

@man i pawned it for 3 piece chicken strip dinner from bojangles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@KWALL
“I guess Dennis Rodman failed at “Celebrity Rehab.”
——————————————
Dennis azz failed at LIFE when he put on that wedding dress looking like Noxzema Jackson from “To Wong Foo”…I was done with him at that point…”
____________________________________________________________________________

…and now he’s posting on SR.com
Keilyme

Is that Walgreens #227?
candibfly

who’s in for now?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

@Sandra

Okay then.

ICYTIFF

(glad I don’t get my prescriptions from Walgreens)
West Coast Chick

I like your gravi Dimpz
WUTWUZINDAT!?

Sandra Rose says:

YSoSerious says:

Oh chit…Did she actually make it in?

____________________

She’s in. For now.
_________________
Sandra, YSO… who? Me nosy….
chibytex

@Man
Its a long story! his exwife was on that swinging and bringing other females into the bedroom and it ruined his marraige. Once you open up Pandora’s Box….you cant close it..I dont want my relationship effed up over that…it aint worth it at the end of the day. A MARRIAGE is between a man and woman…not a man a women, and a lady…

Even though I kid about other women I take my vows seriously…Karma is a BEYOTCH!!
kwall

Oh shyt..welp I don’t take back any jokes other than when I called that other lady old like Harriet Tubman….maybe we can start anew then…

(passes Tiff a friendship contract….)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

@Candi

I hope you got change.
MzDimplez1123

*stands behind Candi* Yeah, who made it in?
candibfly

that the pharm tech? @man needs his a refill on his viagra
AWESOME ARSENAL

@Candi
I’m good ma. You? Still learning new things about myself. I didn’t even know I was an ambidrooler till a couple of gravis ago. Wonder if the doc got somethin for that……
candibfly

friendship contracts are all the rage now!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Wsup ICYTIFF
MzDimplez1123

Hey WCC! Thanks Ma!

@ KWall

@ Yso
candibfly

@aresenal u are so talented *giggles* what else have u learnt? *leans back in my monogrammed SR recliner with built in speakers, cooler, toaster oven, and boob massager*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

@AWESOME

Well you could always ask our resident Pharm Tech.
candibfly

walks up to all the newbies askin “what set u claim?!”

jk, you’ll soon learn i’m the nice, virginal one of the bunch *adjusts halo*
WUTWUZINDAT!?

candibfly says:

@man i pawned it for 3 piece chicken strip dinner from bojangles
_____________________________________________
You didn’t get the chicken from Arkansas did you… There’s alot of extra bird they got just laying around they trying to pawn off. Don’t go to Capt. D’s either.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

y’all know i work in a pharmacy too right? but im a supervisor now. *bragging*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@CHIBYTEX
“Its a long story! his exwife was on that swinging and bringing other females into the bedroom and it ruined his marraige. Once you open up Pandora’s Box….you cant close it..I dont want my relationship effed up over that…it aint worth it at the end of the day. A MARRIAGE is between a man and woman…not a man a women, and a lady…

Even though I kid about other women I take my vows seriously…Karma is a BEYOTCH!!”
___________________________________________________________________________

You coward.

**you got his ex wife’s number?**
FABULOSALAKER

@kingston allllready **goes and buys bottle of don julio** it’s going to be a fiesta
@man ignant!!!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Another 500 birds fell in Louisiana
WUTWUZINDAT!?

candibfly says:

you’ll soon learn i’m the nice, virginal one of the bunch *adjusts halo*

________________________________
let’s not start the new year off with stories…
candibfly

@ kingstonn bragging

we all humble around here *wears my SR 2010 trophy for best entrance around my gold chain*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI
“@man needs his a refill on his viagra ”
__________________________________________________________________________

1 inch >>>>>>>>>>> 3.5 INCHES

**ready for Candi now**
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

candibfly says:

walks up to all the newbies askin “what set u claim?!”
___________________
ICYTIFF

THANX YSO!
is this the orientation room?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

@ choco, they saw man’s face.
candibfly

where the h3ll is dimpz? i thought we was having a sex in the city party to celebrate my impending e-vorce?!
WUTWUZINDAT!?

Choco aka Hippie says:

Another 500 birds fell in Louisiana
______________________________
Okay no Popeyes either…
FABULOSALAKER

@dimpz **slaps that azz** OOOOOOWWWW BABY GOT BACK
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@ Kingston
kwall

WAIT A MINUTE…Before we start our e-friendship anew…for safety reasons…I need to know if @Redeemed really DID get some bad meds…and if she is out there at the homeless shelter in Arkansas tambout her name is Miriam…and swearing all OUT she got a brother named Moses in a basket…in that SAME river with them dead fishes.

….Somebody do a wellness check on Redemption…Please and THANKS. (Slides contract back…temporarily… til we find out what happened to our resident religious fanatic)
candibfly

*hands tiff a welcome packet* what song are u doing ur initiation solo too?
Keilyme

@Choco

Watch Popeye’s KFC and Church’s Chicken have a 20 piece for $1.99 starting tomorrow.
ICYTIFF

@KWALL & CHOCO

FIRST ROUNDS ON ME!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@KINGSTON
“@ choco, they saw man’s face. ”
__________________________________________________________________________

I am UNIQUELY HANDSOME! My MOMMA told me so and I KNOW she wouldn’t lie to me!

That was NOT appreciated. I think I’m owed an apology.
MzDimplez1123

*Comes running in with a box of party favors and 5 strippers* Sorry boo, I had to stop at the party store.
FABULOSALAKER

**SITS NEXT TO CANDY WITH CANDYLAND BOARD GAME AND MY LIL MERMAID ONESIE** WANT TO PLAY?????? IM BORED!!!!
sweetdiva

U all are like a Big Family here/ And love the fact that SR comments on her own Blogs…..No wonder it’s so hard to get in
Well anyhow Hello all
candibfly

sure laker! i feel like i’m underdressed in my hello kitty pasties and garfield thong
ELove

So we STILL talking about Dead BIRDS in the GUCCI Post…

Goes to music player and listens to “I GOT Bird Flu” GUCCI !!!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Keily
Nahhh how about fish nuggets will be the new FAD- At every damn drive thru from here to arkansas
candibfly

diva! *stands in ur face until u give me back ur signed friendship contract*
Celebish Like

I am finally registered on Sandra Rose!! What’s up gurl?? I got TEA!! LOL!!
MzDimplez1123

*Pushes stripper #4 @ Laker* Let THAT entertain you! *adjusts my bracelet so everyone can see it says Candi&DimpsBFF4LIFE
AWESOME ARSENAL

@Candi
Well, I can do this…. *opens mouth so she can see tongue flippin like a fish on land*
Princess Smarty-Pants

@#298 Don’t make us no empty promises….
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@ ICYTIFF

ELOVE this post is covering way more than Gucci
WUTWUZINDAT!?

kwall says:

….Somebody do a wellness check on Redemption…Please and THANKS. (Slides contract back…temporarily… til we find out what happened to our resident religious fanatic)
__________________________________________
I think she’s in Louisiana…. Choco said another 500 birds kicked off down there too.

January 4, 2011 at 1:47 pm
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

Celebish Like says:

I am finally registered on Sandra Rose!! What’s up gurl?? I got TEA!! LOL!!
____________________

Well, don’t sit there and let it get cold, girl, spill it! By the way
candibfly

do tell celebish
MzDimplez1123

PSP! :wave: Hey Boo! We’re celebrating Candi’s E-Vorce.
kwall

what song are u doing ur initiation solo too?
————————————————
I think with all the dead birds popping up…and with Redeemed gone that “His Eye Is On the Sparrow” is VERY fitting.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

hail nah, its too many newbies. i’m overwhelmed.
sweetdiva

candibfly says:

diva! *stands in ur face until u give me back ur signed friendship contract*

_______________________

Hands it right to ya Girly….ME DON’T WANT NO PROBLEM….LOL
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Sup Celebish welcome to the JUNGLE
ICYTIFF

@ CANDI.. ALLOW ME TO DEMONSTRATE *JUMPS ON THE TABLE & DUTTYWINDS TO NO HANDS BY WAKA*
candibfly

@arsenal where did u learn such a critical life skill?
FABULOSALAKER

@CANDI NO PROBLEMO LET ME MAKE U MORE COMFORTABLE **TAKES OFF ONESIE TO REVEAL LIL MERMAID PASTIES AND CROTHCHLESS SEE THRU THONG WITH CANDI’S FABULOUS PROPERTY TATTO ON RIGHT CHICHI**
MissHarlem

MAN you owe me for my simply raspberry lemonade juice you made me spill out damn Dennis Rodman though
xcal86

Watch Waka Flocka try the same ish at his hearing set for today… those 2 dont fall too far from the same tree and same manager/former manager, Waka’s mom Debra Antney. Just sayin.
kwall

I am UNIQUELY HANDSOME!
—————————
So is Tameka Raymond you said…
candibfly

*holds up a 10* i ain’t know u had that in u tiff. that is my fav jam by the way. its a timeless classic that i’m sure we’ll be listening to 20 yrs from now
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

(Slides contract back…temporarily… til we find out what happened to our resident religious fanatic)
__________________________________________
I think she’s in Louisiana…. Choco said another 500 birds kicked off down there too.
_____________________________
Princess Smarty-Pants

Hey Dimpz! let’s help Candi feel better … where we going? They say the best way to get over one is to get under another….

…*cues Gucci Mane’s Mr. Tonight*
WUTWUZINDAT!?

FABULOSALAKER says:

**SITS NEXT TO CANDY WITH CANDYLAND BOARD GAME AND MY LIL MERMAID ONESIE** WANT TO PLAY?????? IM BORED!!!!
______________________________________
*strips down to hello kitty matching bra and panties. I have HiHo Cherrio!!* I wanna play!!!
sweetdiva

@ Kingstonn don’t be madd….U should be giving me
saying welcome!!!!!
West Coast Chick

Celebish Like says:

I am finally registered on Sandra Rose!! What’s up gurl?? I got TEA!! LOL!!

____________________________________________

Hey, HI now, spill it
candibfly

@psp let’s go to the “9 in and up” club. *runs to my closet looking for my freakum dress*
FABULOSALAKER

@KINGSTON IT’S OK MAMAS COME TO ME I SSSCARED TOO <<<<<ANTISOCIAL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen

*Does a one-handed cartwheel into a Ciarra back-end…rolls into a somersault with a split*

I’ve got about an 1 hour—Whatcha ya’ll talking about?

My eye is twitching from too much Starbucks
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Sweetdiva and @Kingston being overwhelmed

Sandra no man meat approved for registration?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

did i tell y’all a friend of a friend of mine gave me Drake’s number & BBM pin?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

CHB Twitching EYE
MzDimplez1123

@ PSP..She hasn’t decided yet and I brought party favors and shyt. I guess she forgot they charge by the hour and I had to take 20 Rush cards from Man juat to cover 2!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen

@Choco…I hear you…where da dudes at?
candibfly

@wut only if u brought at least 4 cases of zima, i’m tryin to get buzzzzzzzed
candibfly

MzDimplez1123 says:

@ PSP..She hasn’t decided yet and I brought party favors and shyt. I guess she forgot they charge by the hour and I had to take 20 Rush cards from Man juat to cover 2!

———————————
AWESOME ARSENAL

@Candi
When my momma died I was adopted by a pack of cougars……………….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

@ELove

Isn’t it just something about Gucci Mane’s face and dead birds that go together?

@Kwall

I have I told you lately that I hate you?
http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

candibfly says:

walks up to all the newbies askin “what set u claim?!”

jk, you’ll soon learn i’m the nice, virginal one of the bunch *adjusts halo*

MY BISH… I have talk my BOO WELL *DIPS OFF DOING DONUTS IN MY 1855 EL CAMINO ON A BILLION SPOKES
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

“9 in and up” club
_______________________
#SWOONS
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen

Welcome to all the Newbies…now it’s really going to be hard to keep up
candibfly

kingstonn did u :hump:?
MzDimplez1123

Hey Corp I say all the time they put crack in the coffee.

Oh lawd Kingston! Stay outta trouble.
http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

TALK=TAUGHT ………..LAKER TOSS A BISH ANUTHA FREE DICTIONARY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh CHBBBBBBBB!
candibfly

@arsenal can i get another demonstration pls? *puts on bifcoals*
FABULOSALAKER

@CANDI SO THIS E-VORCE IS FO REAL??? ****CALLS COUPLE OF MY STRIPPER FRIENDS** CANNNNDDDDDDIIII DO U LIKE THEM DARK CHOCOLATE OR SWEET CAREMEL????
candibfly

chb! *pops a wheelie on my yamaha segway*
Princess Smarty-Pants

@kingston #327 cues **Gucci’s Awesome** GET OUT!!! did it work? did you send a message? Tiddy pic? Girl, you better tell us something!
candibfly

laker all flavors! throw in some white chocolate and vanilla too!
kwall

My eye is twitching from too much Starbucks
————————————
THAT mess happened to me on my way to church last week! All up in service like I had adult ADD….
Princess Smarty-Pants

Hey Corp!! Hope the vacay was good and a Bentley showed up for Christmas!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

me? trouble? noooo.
i just went & got a blackberry.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Kingston
Why you wanna call the pretty albino girl
candibfly

kingstonn i hope u sent him a pic that plays “bust it wide open” in the background! or did u go the classy route?

u sure she ain’t give u drake jenkins numba?
MzDimplez1123

*Passes out stacks of ones I took out of Man’s embezzled retirement funds. Cranks up I Wanna Rock on the radio and makes it tsunami in this bish*
WUTWUZINDAT!?

candibfly says:

@wut only if u brought at least 4 cases of zima, i’m tryin to get buzzzzzzzed
__________________________________
Let me see what’s in my purse
*Retch in pulls out VSOP..nope…Jose Black… …Zima…Zima… Dam …Puts back on clothes…storms out…. I’ll be back…
sweetdiva

Thanks all for the Welcome…..and am claiming set DC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen

:hugs: Hey Dimpz, kingstonn, Candi, Cha-Cha, YSO, West Coast, Wut
kwall

And @Corp folks wanted me to apologize again for jokes…I was like SKERRT…Corp is the onliest one I am ever gonna apologize too…cause I like her…and cause I was outta line.

..again like I had adult ADD…

(whispers to myself…Jesus I might need to get tested…)
FABULOSALAKER

@CHACHA I MUST WARN U THIS DICTIONARY RIGHT HERE WAS SPELL CHECKED BY MUAHHH BUT ANYTHING FOR SEXY CHA CHA!!!!
chibytex

My old raggedy computer.. I done missed a whole damn convo!!
candibfly

oh yeah that’s right ur in the dmv diva. *hops on the redline*
MzDimplez1123

@ Kingston…Did you really?

@ Choco
http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

kwall says:

what song are u doing ur initiation solo too?
————————————————
I think with all the dead birds popping up…and with Redeemed gone that “His Eye Is On the Sparrow” is VERY fitting.

I THINK YOU SHOULD FLUCKIN GO TO HAIL HAIL HAIL HAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen

kwall says:

My eye is twitching from too much Starbucks
————————————
THAT mess happened to me on my way to church last week! All up in service like I had adult ADD….
________________________________________
that’s how I feel right now…stomach feeling swishy
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@ Chiby and missing a whole convo
WUTWUZINDAT!?

Corporate!! Hey Now!!!!
FABULOSALAKER

@CORP IM GON ACT LIKE U DIN’T FORGET TO SAY HI TO ME
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

drake jenkins? but nah, it’s most definitely his.
WUTWUZINDAT!?

ChaCha says:

kwall says:

what song are u doing ur initiation solo too?
————————————————
I think with all the dead birds popping up…and with Redeemed gone that “His Eye Is On the Sparrow” is VERY fitting.

I THINK YOU SHOULD FLUCKIN GO TO HAIL HAIL HAIL HAILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
__________________________________
On a skateboard with rockets attached!!!!
Ms.Parker

wow!!!!
AWESOME ARSENAL

@Candi
No problem babe……. *sets up 7 bricks and uses tongue to karate chop through all of em*
sweetdiva

candibfly says:

oh yeah that’s right ur in the dmv diva. *hops on the redline*

___________________________

So glad u din’t say GreenLine
meanNsurly aka Ms. Kitty Pop

What we tawkin bout up n here?
MissHarlem

*cues Sister Act 2:Back in the Habit cuts to Lauren Hill singing Eyes on the Sparrow*

heyyy CORP
http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

THANKS LAKER…….. sharpening shank for PSP… you speak to me today?

Falls to the floor in a pool of streaming caramel.. AFTA ALLLLLLLL WE BEEN THROUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SUP SWEET DIVA AND TIFF……..CLIMBS UP THE RIGHT SIDE OF ARSENAL AND HUMPS HIS THROAK…. :wave: Hello

HBIC HEY SEXY BISH
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen

@kwall…no you shouldn’t be asked for any additional apologies…the one for me was special…because I felt underappreciated for my contributions to SR.com and I have such senstive sensibilities…LOL
chibytex

@Choco

I done had to shut down and start over….I need a new computer for my birthday..i gotta remember to tell the hubby!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

@ CORP

How goes it? Were your holidays good?
MissHarlem

MEANNNN yesssss you changed your name I loves it alot
candibfly

sweetdiva says:

candibfly says:

oh yeah that’s right ur in the dmv diva. *hops on the redline*

___________________________

So glad u din’t say GreenLine
———————————–

i was being saddity…i live off the green line PG STAND THE FUKC UP! {ain’t that what we posed to say? :shrugs:}
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Jumping on Arsenal bandwagon after he karate chops brick
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

I don’t know why people keep trying me by registering with free email accounts. Please don’t email me if your log in is disabled. You were warned.

Edit:
I’m referring to those who registered yesterday and today.
kwall

Alright chall I’m out. If Redemption aka Redeemed aka Carrie Momma show up yall hug her TIGHT…she been wandering across states…sleeping in homeless shelters and whatnot…claiming to be various women out the Bible…welcome her back home okay…

Cha Cha…you is in charge hun of making sure she drank a lot of wata to flush all them bad drugs out her system…got the chile hallucinating and the like.

Bye!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

heyyy mean!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen

FABULOSALAKER says:

@CORP IM GON ACT LIKE U DIN’T FORGET TO SAY HI TO ME
___________________________________

I was trying to think of something fancy to say to your new Fabulos name…but then my phone rang
candibfly

*wiggles eyebrows* i was thinking of a diff kind of demonstration arsenal
ohpretty1

@ topic – Umm, not that I blame him….

Hi all. Hope everyone is having a good one.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@ Diva and Candi
#TeamREDLINE #TEAMPG
sweetdiva

Hey Cha Cha Thanks for the welcome
https://sandrarose.com Sandra Rose

@ kwall: She’ll never come back if you keep taunting her.
chibytex

So glad u din’t say GreenLine
___________________________________________________________________________
WUTWUZINDAT!?

Bye Kwall!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

get ’em Sandra!
sweetdiva

I do 2…but I refuse to get on that line….I will Ride Red line all day long if i had to catch the train
http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

Dear Chiby,… HELLO.. I am admiring you from afar and I think you are kinda special…. you wanna be part of the PRETTY BISH crew… check yes or no…. IF YES we can split this marshmallow moon pie and save up our money for the next Bey concert…

signed, your BFFand (maybe :shrug:) EVER CHA CHA

BTW when can we see your pic and what is your sign … Rolls neck IMA SAGITTARIUS *pops gum with hand on my hip
Keilyme

So my cousin had her baby a few hrs ago and named her
Memoiree Mychelle Monique Madison <——————–niggashyt
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Keily
Imma need your dr to prescribe you some happy medz you slayed me with your last comment
http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

kwall says:

Cha Cha…you is in charge hun of making sure she drank a lot of wata to flush all them bad drugs out her system…got the chile hallucinating and the like.

*saying it like the white girl on HUSTLE and FLOW… IM IN CHARGE… IM IN CHARGE
meanNsurly aka Ms. Kitty Pop

@Harlem: I had to. Its the year of Ms. Kitty Pop!!!

@Kingstonn: Is that chu in the gravi?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

@ keily… is it pronounced memory or memoir? cause my mom went to the extreme when she named us too.
MzDimplez1123

@ Keily…..No offense or shade intended
MissHarlem

KEILY is that Memoiree as in memory I swear we make up chit to name our children
WUTWUZINDAT!?

Keilyme says:

So my cousin had her baby a few hrs ago and named her
Memoiree Mychelle Monique Madison <——————–niggashyt
______________________________________
*In Florida Evans voice* Dam! Dam!Dam!
FABULOSALAKER

@corp oh ok as longs as u see my fabulous azz how u been mamas?
ICYTIFF

SUP CHA CHA
candibfly

keily

*gets chiby’s ‘pbc’ [pretty b1tch crew] baby tee ready*
http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

Keilyme says:

So my cousin had her baby a few hrs ago and named her
Memoiree Mychelle Monique Madison <——————–niggashyt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

@Keily

Congrats to your cuzo and erthang but Memoiree? Really?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen

Princess Smarty-Pants says:

Hey Corp!! Hope the vacay was good and a Bentley showed up for Christmas!!
——————————————-
@PSP —in my e-life I got a Bentley and rode in a Maybach Limo to the SR awards…I was so late I had to way in the back

I really wanted to do the opening performance with a shocking kiss Madonna and Britney style….wearing a pair of azz out chaps…and let @Man spin me around to moon the audience with my glorious azz shot…then @Alboy was going to snatch my top to reveal one tit with a pasty like Janet Jackson…then I was going to pinch @His on the booty and she was going to pat my one tit like Diana Ross did Lil Kim’s tittie on stage.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

@ mean, should be. idk whats up now..
chibytex

claiming to be various women out the Bible…welcome her back home okay…
__________________________________________________________________________
http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

kingstonn says:

@ keily… is it pronounced memory or memoir? cause my mom went to the extreme when she named us too

DO SHARE …SR PRINCESS

WHY TIFF GRAVI GIVING US THE SIDE EYE IM NERVOUS!
Keilyme

It’s pronounced as Memory I mean damn kids can’t have normal names these days.
WUTWUZINDAT!?

Mean!!! What’s happening!!! Great add on to da name
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen

@ChaCha…please believe HBIC is a stan for Bey…I love to see you guys take up for her :whoot:
FABULOSALAKER

@KEYLI HEY ATLEAST NOT ALL UR COUZINS GOT THE SAME MIDDLE NAME JESUS THE SH!T WE DO!!!!!
meanNsurly aka Ms. Kitty Pop

@Chiby: Is u new? I am the token gay guy up on here known as Mean but my alter ego is Ms. Kitty Pop. Nice to meet chu!!!

@Keily: How did all of that fit on a the birf certificate? Just call her M&M
kwall

WAYAMENT… Memoiree Mychelle Monique Madison

If this baby last name is: Mitchell, Marshall, or any OTHER “M” last name Imma need for you to call SOCIAL SERVICES…How you gonna spell Monique and Madison REGULAR…and putcho own project azz spin on Memory and Michelle?

She Mighta Murdered MANY Monikers…I hate folks.

Bye for real
sexyphillygirl

Keilyme says:

So my cousin had her baby a few hrs ago and named her
Memoiree Mychelle Monique Madison <——————–niggashyt

lol, why so many M's?
ICYTIFF

WHY TIFF GRAVI GIVING US THE SIDE EYE IM NERVOUS!

ITS MAKING ME NERVOUS TOO! IM JUST TYPING LIKE I DONT SEE THIS DAMM THANG LOOKIN AT ME ALL KRAZY!
meanNsurly aka Ms. Kitty Pop

@ Laker!!!! I love u bew….

@Kingstonn: I think it is…..cute pic sis!!!!

@Wut: U know I had to switch things up this yr!!! I’m so glad u changed ur gravi
MzDimplez1123

*Realizes i’m the ONLY bish celebrating Candi’s E-vorce and sits my ass down before Ace comes back*
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Keily
No comment on hopefully she will pick one and stick with it Madison sounds nice
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbGkxcY7YFU kingstonn

@ cha cha, my name is so basic, but my mom had to go thrown in an ‘a’ ‘i’ and ‘h’.
chibytex

So my cousin had her baby a few hrs ago and named her
Memoiree Mychelle Monique Madison <——————–niggashyt
____________________________________________________________________________
:rotlf:
Please tell me her name or the baby daddy name starts with an M…or was she just tryna be creative?

Black people always doing the most!
WUTWUZINDAT!?

@ Mean

Don’t you mean M&M&M&M?
ELove

Memoiree Mychelle Monique Madison

MAYBE they wanted to be able to HUM her name (MMMM…) Well at least her name isn’t MOON UNIT like that YT Girl (Frank Zappa’s daughter)
Keilyme

@Kwall I hate folks too, Madison is her last name
@Choco I’m fine just get those preggers mood swings
@Mean Lol hell if I know.

Makes me what to punch her in the face.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

and putcho own project azz spin on Memory and Michelle?
________________________
chibytex

@Candi

I’ll take a large please..I have some pretty big girls up here…Gotta give them some room to breathe!!
sweetdiva

meanNsurly aka Ms. Kitty Pop says:

@Chiby: Is u new? I am the token gay guy up on here known as Mean but my alter ego is Ms. Kitty Pop. Nice to meet chu!!!

@Keily: How did all of that fit on a the birf certificate? Just call her M&M

__________________________________

Can u be my Gay Mova????? ***Duck behind my chair because I don’t want to get slayed***
candibfly

i u dimpz!

that’s a true friend right there
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Keily
If could tell you everytime you post and sound salty Im vortexed back to my days of being pregnant that chit had me soooo dammmnnn mooody- I told my bew last night if we end up preggers I’m crying and blaming him
candibfly

ur part of the double d club too chiby! welcome! *hands u a back brace and throws all ur shirts with buttons away*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen

@Mean aka Miss Kitty Pop— you make a sister step up her game…
Pea whY Tea

*walks across the lawn to the SR family’s backyard like baby Monica off Love n Basketball* Can I play?
FABULOSALAKER

MARIA
JOSE
JESUS
JUAN <<< i promis every dam name right here was used at least 20 times in my fam **thanking mama for not going downt hat road***
WUTWUZINDAT!?

meanNsurly aka Ms. Kitty Pop says:

@ Laker!!!! I love u bew….

@Kingstonn: I think it is…..cute pic sis!!!!

@Wut: U know I had to switch things up this yr!!! I’m so glad u changed ur gravi
___________________________________
I started off bad this year didn’t I… I made a resolution to do better with my gravi choices and broke it first week in. That’s what happens when I’m left alone…

Can the pharm tech prescribe some anti gravi pills for me please? I’m sick…
MzDimplez1123

:hugs: @ Candi. Ride or Die! Yall done turned me into the Jennifer Williams (Basketball Wives) of the group though and I don’t wanna be sittign through 50 posts going back and forth with Ace about what we gone do.
Keilyme

@chibytex

This bytch just popped up one day pregnant no one never seen the baby daddy.
chibytex

@Chiby: Is u new? I am the token gay guy up on here known as Mean but my alter ego is Ms. Kitty Pop. Nice to meet chu!!!
_________________________________________________________________________

Whut it do?????!!!
Princess Smarty-Pants

@Cha Cha I spoke to you many posts ago (buries my head in your boobies) ….. put the shank away please.

Uhm, that extra letters and all them M’s name is hood business.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@ PEA yeah you can play
candibfly

@pyt *looks u up and down* u can be my friend
FABULOSALAKER

@PEA COME AND PLAY!!! ***BRING OUT TWO JUMP ROAPS** WHO DOUBLE DUTCHING???<<<I KNOW I MISSPELD THAT SH!T
MzDimplez1123

Candi ain’t neva gave me no Baby-T and backbrace and shyt
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Lakes you didn’t mispell double dutch but you mispelled mispelled
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

@Dimplez

We ain’t celebrating cause they judt gone get right back together when he refills the Rush Card.

(sings)
We gotta stay tuned
Cuz there’s more to see(Unbreakable)
Through the technical difficulties(Unbreakable)
We might have to take a brake
But y’all know we’ll be back next week
I’m singing this love is unbreakable…
Princess Smarty-Pants

#434 sure… you know how to play the dozens right? and didyou bring anything to share? We are pretty partial to Now and laters and and :pepsi: and Dr. Pepper and Wedgman’s…

#Lakeshow #443 actually, you got it all correct except roap. and thats all good because even the newbies knew what you said.
chibytex

This bytch just popped up one day pregnant no one never seen the baby daddy.
______________________________________________________________________
She got preggers the same way Mary the mother of Jesus did. God is her baby daddy!! That’s all ya’ll need to know!!
FABULOSALAKER

@CANDI FRIENDLY AZZ!!!! OK OK IM HATING I DON’T LIKE TO SHARE MY BISHES WITH ALL THESE NEWBIES THEY COMING FROM LEFT TO RIGHT**
I BE BACK!!!!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen

candibfly says:

ur part of the double d club too chiby! welcome! *hands u a back brace and throws all ur shirts with buttons away*
_____________________________________________

My shirt was so cute…but I would have to pin it with like 4 safety pins to stay closed…finally I popped the buttons opened and wore it like that. #setthosepuppiesfree
WUTWUZINDAT!?

@PEA COME AND PLAY!!! ***BRING OUT TWO JUMP ROAPS** WHO DOUBLE DUTCHING???<<<I KNOW I MISSPELD THAT SH!T
___________________________________
I almost put my eyes out the last time… *Goes and get sportsbra and duct tape* Okay ready!
MzDimplez1123

@Yso……….She coulda told me! She was looking for me to start celebrating and everything!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

That’s all ya’ll need to know!!
_______________________
WUTWUZINDAT!?

Why is it only 2:34?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

( on my back-brace and chit too)
West Coast Chick

meanNsurly aka Ms. Kitty Pop says:

@Chiby: Is u new? I am the token gay guy up on here known as Mean but my alter ego is Ms. Kitty Pop. Nice to meet chu!!!
______________________________________

@ the token gay guy up on here known as Mean but my alter ego is Ms. Kitty Pop.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen

FABULOSALAKER says:

@CANDI FRIENDLY AZZ!!!! OK OK IM HATING I DON’T LIKE TO SHARE MY BISHES WITH ALL THESE NEWBIES THEY COMING FROM LEFT TO RIGHT**
I BE BACK!!!!!!
______________________________________

I know right?…I’m getting jealous!!!
candibfly

@yso i think i’m done this time! *unless he gets a raise*

@dimpz u always hiding yo chest cause ace be jealous so i ain’t know

@corp LMAO! ur so fashionable
http://clarkcars1.com/newandusedcars.aspx?MakeID=45 Ace

MzDimplez1123 says:

Candi ain’t neva gave me no Baby-T and backbrace and shyt
———————————————————————

What you need a backbrace for when everything sits so nicely on that asset…
http://chachellasplayground.blogspot.com/?zx=979f097e05f327d8 ChaCha

CHIBYTEX…… POST # 393 awaiting your approval

SEE you gon make me come out of character like Shaunie on Basketball Wives…..

Thanks PSP … thats why I FUX WITH MY TRUES …. CANDI where is the friend contract MASTER SHREDDER?
meanNsurly aka Ms. Kitty Pop

@Laker know she can’t spell with nathan but I love her anyways…..

@Corp: Hey bew…..where u been?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

I can’t jump but I can turn like a champ. I even remember some jumping songs.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen

@choco…I never did get your recipe…can you please resend it?

@Ms Dimpz on that side shot gravi
WUTWUZINDAT!?

I’m cutting out until later! Bye Old Heads and Newbies!!
ICYTIFF

WUTWUZINDAT!? says:

Why is it only 2:34?

_______________________________________________________________________

IS IT 2:34 ALREADY? THIS IS THE TIME THAT I GET BUTTNAKED AND DANCE AROUND TO SOME SADE ANYBODY CARE TO JOIN?
Keilyme

Shyt I’m going to name my baby
Myracle( Miracle) Moet Mersaydes(Mercedes)Brown
chibytex

Auntie Sandra can we get a ? PLEASE!!!
candibfly

@cha cha why? :-/
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Corp
Elbow noodles, campbells cheese soup, mild, sharp and mozzarella cheeses add butter
WUTWUZINDAT!?

YSoSerious says:

I can’t jump but I can turn like a champ. I even remember some jumping songs.
___________________________
I was gone until I read this:

Did yall jump to this:

Old king Mumbo sitting in a jungle bought his wife a new pair of shoes!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

Did somebody say MASTER SHREDDER?!

(looks around for Rat Stacks aka MASTER SPLINTER to come and defend us from this vile villain)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

What we tom bout?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

ICYTIFF
You got it MA bout to be RANDY TIME

Grabs nips to start it off right!
http://clarkcars1.com/newandusedcars.aspx?MakeID=45 Ace

hrm…

chiby got a gravi?

I can’t see it…
Princess Smarty-Pants

@Yso #462

I love yall for letting me know that all the stuff I thought was weird about me aint all bad….
http://www.things2dotoday.blogspot.com Nola_D

Really Gucci…. smh…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@ACE

She ain’t got no gravie dawg. All these new people ain’t put up chit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen

Hey Mean…I’ve but shopping non-stop…My sister in Chicago has a gay personal shopper…made me think about you. I told her I’m trying to stack my paper enough to afford a sexy gay named Mean. She gave me the side-eye.
chibytex

@Chacha

I didnt see it!! Sure Im down for the cause!!! I was tryna to upload my gravi but for some reason I cant.. Im gonna work on it tonight!! And I’m a Pisces….very freaky and very intuitive!! And Iappreciate the admiration…
Princess Smarty-Pants

@Nola #476.. you look like respectable Lola Monroe.
WUTWUZINDAT!?

@ICYTIFF

Stop tempting me to stay!! As much as I like butt naked Sade dancing I got to complete some chit before 5.

*Closes office door, gets butt naked anyway and sit at desk working and tapping feet to Sade.*

See yall
candibfly

@man we celebrating my e-vorce, would u like a pig in a blanket?
ICYTIFF

*GIGGLES AS CHOCO GRABS THE NIPS* “THAT TICKLES”
chibytex

@Man and Ace…

Can a bish get a aquainted first…sheesh..im working on my gravi..but it wont pop up..im gonna work on it tonight…its gotta be ready by Friday so I can do my solo to “I Wanna Rock”!
Princess Smarty-Pants

My Ipod touch is tripping.. Wipe me Down (remix) is on and the Jordin Sparks album cover is showing. I was listening to Plies and the Boyz II Men album cover came on. Jeezy has Anthony Hamilton for one album and Poison (Don’t judge me) for the other…

and Gucci is still Gucci though so no need to call tech support.
Keilyme

In other news Vivica A. Fox Is Engaged!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

*Closes office door, gets butt naked anyway and sit at desk working and tapping feet to Sade.*
_________________
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

@WUT

Nope. How bout this one:

(sings)
Winston tastes good like a cigarette should
I said a ooh aah, I wanna piece of pie…

OR

D-I-S-H D-I-S-H
D double dutch
I for Irish
S for Selection
H for Hot

OR

Mongoes 1
Pop ups 2
All around 3
Criss Cross 4
One Leg 5…

Oh yeah.
Princess Smarty-Pants

Keilymne who is that in your gravi and didn’t we cover that already?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen

@Chibytex….Pisces Rock our season is coming up soon!!! I’m ATL by way of Chi… SOUTH SIDE!!!
sexyphillygirl

My gravie will be put up tonight Im at work and I dont have any pics on this computer only at home.
ICYTIFF

WUTWUZINDAT!? says:

@ICYTIFF

Stop tempting me to stay!! As much as I like butt naked Sade dancing I got to complete some chit before 5.

*Closes office door, gets butt naked anyway and sit at desk working and tapping feet to Sade.*

See yall
_______________________________________________________________________
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI
“we celebrating my e-vorce, would u like a pig in a blanket?”
____________________________________________________________________________

I ain’t sign no e-vorce papers. ¿¿¿ ???
Keilyme

@ Princess Smarty-Pants

It’s some girl or whatever it is from the smoking gun mugshot line….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen

@PSP—Poison? an 80’s rock band? correct me if I’m wrong
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@PHILLY AND CHI
That’s more like it ladies…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

FOR ANY NEWBIES HAVING GRAVI TROUBLE

You have to follow the Gravatar link at the bottom of your page and register with the same email address that you used to register here at SR.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen

@MAN…may I suggest couples counseling…I want you guys to work it out
ICYTIFF

@CHIBY ..CANT WAIT TO SEE THAT SOLO! *Runs to nearest gas station..”could i have change for this hundred plz, all ONES!”*
mirsmommy

HEYYYYY YALL
candibfly

u gotta let my fine azz go *shoves the papers in ur face*
ELove

@CQ
That’s Right BABY… SOUTH SIDE !!!

@chibytex
Make Sure you Clear Your Cache after your Gravi change within Gravatar and then refresh/reload your browser session… You might have to do that several times before it takes though
chibytex

@Chibytex….Pisces Rock our season is coming up soon!!!
_________________________________________________________

Im going to Egypt for my B-Day!! I cant wait!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

u gotta let my fine azz go *shoves the papers in ur face
__________________________________
mirsmommy

YSoSerious says:

Did somebody say MASTER SHREDDER?!

(looks around for Rat Stacks aka MASTER SPLINTER to come and defend us from this vile villain)
______________________

*throws up Rat Stacks gang signs*

#ratnation
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI
“u gotta let my fine azz go *shoves the papers in ur face* ”
_________________________________________________________________________

What can I do to make you stay??? You the only girl for me!
chibytex

CHIBY ..CANT WAIT TO SEE THAT SOLO! *Runs to nearest gas station..”could i have change for this hundred plz, all ONES!”*
__________________________________________________________
I gotta go get me some 7 inch clear heels to match my crothcless leopard print unitard!!
MzDimplez1123

*throws uo Rat Stacks gangsign* Hey Mirs!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen

@Mirs :hugs: vrrruummm :hugs:

@Elove…hey sexy…didn’t you have goatee pic up once before? If so, please bring it back…please and thank you!
ELove

@candi (Comment #501)

Waiting on @Man… to start weeping that Richard “Dimples” Fields song but the song title will be “She USE TO Have Papers On Me”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@THE LADIES

A SR. COM gentlemen asked for me to “request for the new ladies to post some azz shots.”

I’m merely the vessel through which these words are delivered.
mirsmommy

Heyyyyy Dimpz and Corp

What it do????
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

MIRS!!

(flashes grill that spells out ratnation4lyfe)
candibfly

u have impecable fashion sense chiby
Princess Smarty-Pants

@man, you was gione for an hour so irt was granted on abandonment

@Corp #495, yep, I used to watch MTV while I was getting dressed for school… I’m what the poeple call “well rounded”.

not in a DD’s kinda way but you know what I mean
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen

506 Man, I just don’t care™ says:

@CANDI
“u gotta let my fine azz go *shoves the papers in ur face* ”
_________________________________________________________________________

What can I do to make you stay??? You the only girl for me!

—————————————-

That’s right MAN get in there and win her fine azz back!!!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Man and Ace ok sooo ummmmm we can’t figure out both of you are putting forth the request
MzDimplez1123

@ Man..Is that right? *looks for Ace’s ass since he been asking about Gravi’s and shyt*
MzDimplez1123

@ Choco…You notice Ace be playing me like i’m dumb too?
candibfly

@ psp breaking down the e-vorce laws
Princess Smarty-Pants

@choc #517. aloha chica… they’re tryna find a way to say Civil asked.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

teehee another perfect couple about to break

I KID :hugs:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@CHOCO
“ok sooo ummmmm we can’t figure out both of you are putting forth the request ”
_________________________________________________________________________

I am merely the representative in this instance.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@PSP
Either Civil or MEAN but MEAN prolly just wanna compare ours to his
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen

@Dimpz…tell em girl…fellows step up the gravi game…dammit!!!
candibfly

ur single now so u can go ahead and ask freely without fear of retribution
MzDimplez1123

*looks in purse for spare keys to the Benz, Ice pick, pack of Scott Petersen bolonga and jar of mustard*
Keilyme

<——- my a$$ shot enjoy
MzDimplez1123

Thanks Corp!
Dymond

yo…can I get a recap of the last 5011 posts
Also, can I get a drank or sumthing…you know to celebrate all these “new” folks
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@PRINCESS
“you was gione for an hour so irt was granted on abandonment”
__________________________________________________________________________

Candi removed “the possibility of divorce without my signature or proven death.” She also waived her right to any alimony/settlement/child support or future earnings in any way shape or form.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Dimpz
Ace is wayyyy better than MAN when it comes to that
MissHarlem

*cough* Bullchit *cough* MAN
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI

I’M WITH YOU! ME AND YOU ARE TOGETHER!!!
candibfly

*puts on my all black lace one piece leotard, stilleto doc martens, and ski mask* yo dimpz u need back up?!
chibytex

I try, I try Candi!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@KEILYME

See, that wasn’t called for…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen

*fellas not fellows

@PSP…you gone have me go back to my ivy league roots and rocking out to Maroon 5 again.

By the way, does anybody here watch the show Spartacus (starring Xena the warrior princess)? Ya’ll don’t know what you are missing…nudity, strong language and violence = great tv!!!
candibfly

*bey voice* stop the track! did he just yell at me in bold and caps?!
Dymond
candibfly

i think i could live w/o the $5 alimony checks
MzDimplez1123

@ Choco………….I was tryign to give him the benefit of the doubt because I love him so much and everything but, mami is not dumb.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI

I wasn’t yelling.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Ya’ll don’t know what you are missing…nudity, strong language and violence = great tv!!!
___________________________
MzDimplez1123

@ Candi……….He shole did!

*Packs overnight bag so I can sleep over at Candi’s*
candibfly

*does the callI* whoooodie whoooooo. buckle up, knuckle up! let’s ride out dimpz!
Princess Smarty-Pants

@man… Candi is smart enough to have some kickers in the prenup that will void it (domestic violence, bitchazzness, asking for asse shots, being a dipe fiend or depleting bank accounts, etc) in the event that she files and has proof of these transgressions. DUHHH!!

:embarassed: (not that I’ve ever negotiated a prenup or nothing)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen

@Choco…I think I’ve heard some nice things about ACE…but please feel free to elaborate…

&
MzDimplez1123

I may have to hire PSP to represent me and shyt
Princess Smarty-Pants
ELove

MY Boo !!!
So what’s up Darling And YES (I’ve MISSED You…) And DADDY has YOUR Spot nice and warm for YOU

@Man…
Sooooo are there any REFUNDS/RETURNS Policy on that Rush Card of yours (Just Curious Dawg…)
MzDimplez1123

@ Corp…….Ace aiight and shyt but, he ain’t gone be playin me like my name Yvette (Baby Boy) and shyt.
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@dimpz
throws shoe didn’t I say I don’t have a e man Ace ain’t goin nowhere
#UNSUPPORTIVE
candibfly

that’s why she’s my bff and attorney

*locks my trunk full of evidence*
chibytex

yes my gravi is working!! I think!
Princess Smarty-Pants

@dimpz Pay me in eye make up lessons and smothered porkchops. you know I gotchu!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@PRINCESS

When I gave Candi that 100 karat Cubic Z **imitation** ring it symbolized we was goin be together FO’EVA! She signed away all that chit.

The only agreed upon grounds for Candi to Divorce me is if El DeBarge agrees to marry her. That’s the ONLY way.
candibfly

no refunds and returns on gifts

that’s what judge judy said
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen

@Dimpz…so you saying he got 2 baby mammas up in here? who has his name tatted on they tit?
MzDimplez1123

@ Choco…You gone hafta pick a side regarding Ace and stick to it. straddling the fence!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Corp
Nah Ace is a nice guy MAN is the JERK
Princess Smarty-Pants

#557 I don’t know Man, I see the prenup but not the other docs you speak of and we need to make sure the dates are in order. Notarized copies by certified mail please.
candibfly

this post is too slow…heads off to the vivica no prenup post
chibytex

*bey voice* stop the track! did he just yell at me in bold and caps?!

___________________________________
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Dimpz
Okay Im TEAM DIMPZ until I get jealous again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

@Chibytex

I see you.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen

@Choco…when you say nice…do you mean nice and long???
MzDimplez1123

@ Corp……He bet not! YOu know, he do dumbshyt then come to me with the stories and the thug love and I be fallin for it and whatnot. His ass will NOT have tacos tonight though.
MzDimplez1123

:lmao: @ Choco

Please tell me Candi doesn’t have an El Debarge clause in her prenup!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen

@Yso…your gravi reminds me of the Wii Michael Jackson game I recently bought…I’m up to a high score of 7700…Who’s Bad????
ELove

@candi
Judge Judy !!!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

do you mean nice and long???
_________________________
And pretty
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen

@Elove…did you see my goatee question?

@Choco….oooh weee!!!
http://clarkcars1.com/newandusedcars.aspx?MakeID=45 Ace

*go grabs his routine defense papers as hes senses he is being blamed for chit he aint did*
AWESOME ARSENAL

@Corp
I’m waiting on it for the kinect
candibfly

@ el debarge clause in the prenup…that’s not a bad idea

i mean what if i do get married then comes off tour and is ready to settle down and proposes?!
MzDimplez1123

Did he say routine?!
candibfly

he shole did dimpz
MzDimplez1123

*heads to Viv prenup post*
MzDimplez1123

I done murried a swindler!
MissHarlem

EBABY Yes I love my fav spot on you I always come when Daddy talks Hmmm what you feel like doing?
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Dimpz, Corp and Candi

@ Man and Ace
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U8yWbL0KE4c CorporateQueen

AWESOME ARSENAL says:

@Corp
I’m waiting on it for the kinect
_____________________
I spent Christmas in the Chi…I had the whole south side rocking Michael Jackson…I threw $20 to the winners of each game
http://clarkcars1.com/newandusedcars.aspx?MakeID=45 Ace

Routine…yeah its becomin quite often I’m defending myself but I’m learning ad accepting so to make things easier for myself i made myself a little map to properly defend myself …

here i’ll show you an example…

*skips to the middle of the page and shows Dimpz*

12. is problem is assocciated with MAN? If Yes go to 12a. if No proceed to 12b.

12.a Blame MAN

13. is problem associated with C. Milli? if Yes go to 13a if No proceed to 14

13a. Say Your working on it…but it will take time and that you limiting yourself to X amount of comments in C.Milli Post.

….
candibfly

where’s 12 b?

#noseythanamug
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EWW5NhVpi_U Man, I just don’t care™

@CANDI
” @ el debarge clause in the prenup…that’s not a bad idea

i mean what if i do get married then comes off tour and is ready to settle down and proposes?!”
___________________________________________________________________________

See baby… I love you enough to let you be with your one true love.
:hugs:
**I happily play second fiddle so I can **
ELove

@CQ
Ahhhhh Yes I DID… You’ve BEEN M-I-A for a minute BUT That Request isn’t possible UNLESS I want get SHOT UP (And I don’t want to DO THAT…)

You SEE @Man… trying to get HIS MACK Right (with @candi)
http://mobile.twitter.com/iamwonderchick2 LesBinLuv

S/N…I hate whn Auntie opens up registration #selfish
Royale

Greensboro NC!!!! party at my place tonite so come on over….

Man, I just don’t care™ says:

Some of yall new ladies need to put some azz shots *ahem* “gravie pics.”

That’ll let me know if any of yall worth talkin to.
I will, after you!

@Aunty…..I love your lips
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7MJXRIqU7E&feature=related YSoSerious

@ Royale

Soooooo…You’re serious about crushing on Ms. Rose huh?

Wait a sec? To which set of lips are you referring? And when did you see said set of lips? <—Hopefully your tea on Auntie
Royale

Yup….her lips indeed….
I can’t spill all the tea just yet….I mean look at her pic….something about her holding that camera n her hair…. I wanna throw a party for me her n Ri Ri
Celebish Like

We’ve talked before Sandra. I was using my “free” email tho. Lemme get comfy first.

Thank you well wishers! It’s so nice to be here! LOL!