Morning Wood: Drake stuffs a towel down his pants and causes an uproar

Sandra Rose January 21, 2011

I’m only typing this post because I’m bored — and you will be too after reading it. I wasn’t going to lift my fingers to type this at all, but some of you insist upon emailing this pic to me until I post it.

Anyway, according to iLuLu.com, Drake, 24, has been sending out topless photos to random ladies, in the hopes that one of them would manufacture a fake story about the two of them hitting the skins. I’m told that this was done to defuse the rampant rumors about Drake being teh ghey.

When that photo failed to generate any interest, Drake stuffed a towel down his pants and tried again.

Apparently, that worked because now the blogs are on fire talking about the towel. I see it doesn’t take much to get you ladies talking.

His_Mommy623

*snuggles on the SR loveseat and waits for Mean Kitty to show up*
MzDimplez1123

NInjas always starting rumors!

How do they know it’s not a sock?

*uses my headband to slingshot Skittles @ His*
ChaCha

part of his pretty boobs… *licks the side of Dimplez Dimples
http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

I’d bone him.
Peachpussycat
FoxE

Is this the way to stay relevant now??
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

Good morning ladies and gents…Sandra, thanks for the morning wood!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IkBBTOhfCQ YSoSerious

Messy, messy.
Peachpussycat

DIP & PITTS
ChaCha

at Peach Fuzzy Cat

COCOA…. thats BEY BEY in the Suga Mama right? I love it
Dawn

Drake looks like a sleepy turtle. If it is a towel or a sock its either a hand towel or a footie… either way I am not impressed. It looks short and stumpy and he needs to tone up before he stuff linen down his pee shooter.

I’ve seen wood.. thats more like afternoon twigg.
MzDimplez1123

I’LL NEVER WASH THIS SIDE OF MY FACE AGAIN!
ChaCha

Plays Ms Merry Mack with Lips boobs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

His, Cha Cha, Dimpz and everyone…Happy Friday!
His_Mommy623

Lip!

@Cocoa, I can’t bone a reetahd look-a-like

@Dimpz, *calls Eddie Kang on u*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

ChaCha says:

Plays Ms Merry Mack with Lips boobs

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Cha Cha, my number one babes!! ::Shimmy’s boobs::
His_Mommy623

SLEEPY TURTLE EVEN!

#TeamDoneAsHeyul
candibfly

how u know if it is or isn’t his peen? u seen it before?
ChaCha

OH DIMPZ.. I so love you boo

:wave: HEY DAWN ..Twerk something you pretty bish you!

Heyyyy Ysolita … I saw you swoonin on Jay in the otha post…made me all moist and shyt
http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

I guess I am one of the females who can look past looks…in SOME cases lol. I like Drake though #kanyeshrug

Cha, yeah that’s the work it out video. I had to put RI RI red wig from yesterday to shame.

@ Peach talkin about DIP AND PITTS!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

As far as Drake….he can get it <——crystal light
candibfly

but look i ain’t hoppin posts today u hear me?! *falls out*
His_Mommy623

Why does it look like he has a wrestling champ belt on his stomach in the top pic?

What kinda reetahded abdomen?
ChaCha

CANDIIIIIIIIIIIIIII makes a best friend pinata of two broken hearts HEY BOOOO
candibfly

cha cha instead of changing ur pic every 5 seconds u needa to speak back to me
Dymond

hey buds

that doesnt look like drake to me….whoever it is those shorts arent fitting right…not sexy
FABULOSALAKER

im tired of chasing yall b!tches around lets stay in this dang post ***faints**
@MEANPUZZY THERE IS A POST ABOUT UR MAN I TOLD U NOT TO BE LEAVING SH!T BEHIND U TAKE THE TOWEL WITH U AFTER U :suck:
Eb

It’s too big, it’s too wide
It’s too strong, it won’t fit
ChaCha

I know HIS better acknowledge my fluckin font in #3 or Ima load the pistol in this bish!
http://www.twitter.com/cocoabana Cocoabana

His_Mommy623 says:

Why does it look like he has a wrestling champ belt on his stomach in the top pic?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feMJefcB36U kingstonn

Oh hell no, that ain’t no towel Sandra.
FABULOSALAKER

@lipz lawd them girls is lookig right **plays patty cakes with ur boobs**
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

His_Mommy623 says:

Why does it look like he has a wrestling champ belt on his stomach in the top pic?

What kinda reetahded abdomen?

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candibfly

*backstrokes in a pool of chocolate syrup, hops out and runs to dymond* where have u been all my life?!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2IkBBTOhfCQ YSoSerious

@ChaCha

(hums)

I can’t help it if I wanted too
Wouldn’t help it even if I could
Can’t help it if I wanted too
Wouldn’t help it noooooo…
candibfly

@ the championship belt
ChaCha

@ CANDI … dont call me out.. Kingstonn gon get me too…. KINGSTONN up in hea looking like she fresh off of making her Cover Girl Commercial PRETTY BISH YOU!
bnatural

Peachpussycat says:

DIP & PITTS

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@peachpussycat…..um….The other photos don’t look like Drake…I almost gagged. Nasty.
ChaCha

FABULOSALAKER says:

@lipz lawd them girls is lookig right **plays patty cakes with ur boobs**

THEM IS MY BOOBS…… BACK THE FLUCK OFF… play with mine instead <–covered in white chocolate
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feMJefcB36U kingstonn

Cha, I had too. Just in case Drake reads SR..

But like i said, that ain’t no damn towel!
FABULOSALAKER

@kingston u lookn bonita in ur pic!!! one of these days we need to go to the club im always wanting to go dance some merenge or bachata and nun of my friends likie do u likie???
His_Mommy623

@Cha, who keeps molesting herself on Gravatar dot com, *climbs on ur back and humps like i have a baby dack* I sawwy bew..
ATL_Reese

“I’m only typing this post because I’m bored — and you will be too after reading it. I wasn’t going to lift my fingers to type this at all, but some of you insist upon emailing this pic to me until I post it.”

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Yall wont leave Sandra alone!!
Dawn

Hey Cha Cha! I was looking for u!

*claps booty cheeks together for old tyme sake!
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@His… he’s always looked like Franklin frm Nick Jr. I can’t watch that cartoon w/o thinking of him.
SuthernBelle4

The bigger question is, “Who is taking the picture?”
FABULOSALAKER

@CHACHA SHARING IS FOR CARING **nipple pinch**
Dymond

***uses extra chocolate syrup from candi to top my sundae***

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADI!!!!!!!! WHY DONT YOU LOVE ME?!?!?!?!?

I SPECIAL ORDERED YOU 1500 HAPPY 21ST OF JANUARY CARDS AND YOU TOTALLY IGNORED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

***passes out on a bed of el pillows***
FABULOSALAKER

@HIS UR GRAVIS ARE SOO DANG SEXY U SEXY BISH U!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feMJefcB36U kingstonn

@ Lakes, My mom does. she parties more than me. which is sad cause she’s a teacher..
candibfly

wayne probably took it
Dawn

Eb says:

It’s too big, it’s too wide
It’s too strong, it won’t fit
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Dont no nucca dyck sit up that high… esp not no light skin nucca w/ 2 abs and tiny man can boobs
FABULOSALAKER

@KINGSTON WELL DANG THE BOO TRIED TO DANCE BACHATA AND UMMMM I ALMOST LOST A DANG TOE!!!
candibfly

@dymond when did i ignore u?! *falls down crying and flailing my legs* i been on the couch and cooking and yelling at these dogs.

forgive me *holds my breath until i’m forgiven*
Dymond

hey kingston (drake is gonna read SR today ) and whasup CHoCO

cha cha looking lovely as USUAL
Peachpussycat

Trey prolly took the picture.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rgLxBIQbsQ lipstickbandit

FABULOSALAKER says:

@lipz lawd them girls is lookig right **plays patty cakes with ur boobs**

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Girl let me tell you, I wish I had a bigger butt, I’d trade these DD’s in for a bigger butt any day!
SuthernBelle4

@candi you make me laugh, I am still waiting on my care package with a snuggie and vodka included, a bish cold its 9 degrees outside
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feMJefcB36U kingstonn

@ Dawn
does Drake owe you money or something? why you going in so hard?

@ laker
that shits too fast! wear combat boots next time.
His_Mommy623

@Dawn THANK U!!!

so u gawn tell me Drakes dack is attached to his navel? and his bawlz is where his dack should be?
ChaCha

Candi I hope your coming over tonight so we can have our annual BRAID and BEAD party…. Who is all coming.. Im bringing the beads specially ordered from China with Justin Biebers face on them

HIS can you braid my hair tonight with pink ribbons

Hey Dymond… Hey Suthern :wave:
His_Mommy623

@Laker, thank u bebeh *puts on sombrero*
Dymond

@ DAWN

idk candicane…a few posts ago…you know how that goes

anywayzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

whasup errbody?
His_Mommy623

@Cha, anything for Selinasssss, oops I mean Chachaaaaaaas *mexi accent*
candibfly

cha cha i got my el debarge beads and comb

someone call bria murphy and see if she can get us some free dark and lovely products

u know i wouldn’t miss it for the world!
His_Mommy623

@Suthern, are u on the east? cus its all 3 degrees over here *shivers and freezes up*
candibfly

*packs suthern a care package with 37 snuggies, 89 electric blankets, 16 bottles of tequila, and a packet of hot cocoa*
His_Mommy623

*hopes Candi will gimme a french roll with laffy taffys glued on one side and mambas on the other*
AWESOME ARSENAL

Sup Candi!
*puts on a leash and hands you the handle*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feMJefcB36U kingstonn

yall gonna stop talking bout Drake.

shoot.
candibfly

@his u want fingerwaves in the front again or u gon do flat twists?
candibfly

*pets awesome and rubs his belly* how art thou this fine afternoon?
SuthernBelle4

naw @His, I am in Indiana
I woke up this morning and it was six degrees outside, thanks candib, I feel so much better now
Dawn

@King, nah him dont owe me I just don’t drink the kool aid plus I know wood wen I see it and that’s so NOT wood… just like Nikki Ninjas ass, I knw a real ass when I see one!
Dymond

its 30 degrees in little rock and i feel like i am about to die

i believe i mustve been an zamundian princess in my former life
FABULOSALAKER

@kingston and he thought he was doing it too <<<bachata??
@his **takes sombrero and taggs it with HIS IS CALIENTE with red sharpie** NOW DROP IT ON THE FLO AND DANCE AROUDN IT BUT NAKID <<<a bish can dream
SuthernBelle4

@kingstonn I am sorry, at watching Aubrey on Degrassi there is nothing remotely sexy about him and I still want to know who is taking the picture. I know that is your boo so from here on out no more talking bad about wheelchair Jimmy
mirsmommy

Please tell me yall mofos heard Charlamagne the God from Power 105, go in on Drake!!!!!!!!

If not, please Google, or youtube that ish.
His_Mommy623

@Candi i’m living on the edge, gimme both!

@Suthern, oh nos! makes sho u drank ALL the tequila in the care package…u shall never be cold again

*sucks teefs* Awesome aint do all that for me! (hopes Candi chokes his ass with the leash)
SuthernBelle4

@Dymond I wish it was 30 degrees here, I would pull out a halter and flipflops. After living in Indiana I see why the pink toes break out the Rainbows in 40 and 50 degree weather
SuthernBelle4

thanks His, I hope you stay warm as well. Where are you located on the east coast?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feMJefcB36U kingstonn

@ mirs

i heard that chit! sometimeshe can’t contain himself when it comes to Wayne.
mirsmommy

kingstonn says:

@ mirs

i heard that chit! sometimeshe can’t contain himself when it comes to Wayne.
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Or Trey. Did you hear when Charlamagne let Trey hear what Drake said about him????? Trey’s response was fuggin priceless!!!!!!!!
doublenae

DAWN

I’ve seen wood.. thats more like afternoon twigg.
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if folks think thats something to go crazy about then let em…that means they missing out on the good stuff lol i just hope he wasnt carrying wood in the photo lol

he looks so sloppy if him n riri really did hook up she did right by dissin him in the begining! lol
His_Mommy623

@Suthern, I’m in Jersey and it snows er’ 4 and a half minutes

I haven’t been able to build a snowman cus I AM ONE!!

@Mirs, when I youtube this? what shall I type in ze search bar??
AWESOME ARSENAL

@Candi
Mother Earth has sent a great chill in attempts to deter me from my appointed duties and had all but accomplished her deed until I layed eyes upon your gravi, which is enough to warm my heart and loins……
StillASassyOne

@Mirs

How do I get to the links to hear Charlemagne and Trey’s Drake responses?

Iwanheartew!!
candibfly

flattery gets u every awesome!

my gravie has been known to do that tho *flips hair* #humbleandsh1t

everyone is gettin snow days but us!
mirsmommy

His_Mommy623 says:

@Mirs, when I youtube this? what shall I type in ze search bar??
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Type: Drake Fires Back at NY’s Power 105.1 Charlamagne Tha God Regarding Gay Comments

The video will have both of Charlamagne’s and Drake’s comments.
mirsmommy

Trey’s response was, “that’s just all kinds of wrong.”

I hate Charlamagne
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feMJefcB36U kingstonn

Trey said “damn that sounds all kind of wrong”

but that chit he said about Wayne has me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feMJefcB36U kingstonn

mirs.. we >>>>>>>>>here<<<<<<<<<
mirsmommy

@ Kingstonn, OMG!!!! Did you hear that ish that he said bout Wayne????? I had the same response.

And then when Drake talked about po lil Trey. I just can’t.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feMJefcB36U kingstonn

‘ wayne is just.. (grunts) ahhhhh (groans) oh man… wayne’

mean may have a chance after all..
mirsmommy

kingstonn says:

‘ wayne is just.. (grunts) ahhhhh (groans) oh man… wayne’

mean may have a chance after all..
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Go get him Mean.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

O so this where we at? “coffee” <<<<bottled water of course
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

Kingstonn is that you smiling and shyt?
Mean Kitty

OMFG!!!!!! I am wet and my Kitty is roaring in my pants!!!!

**PASSES OUT BECAUSE ALL THE WATER IN MY BODY HAS DRAINED ONTO MY CHAIR**
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feMJefcB36U kingstonn

bahahahahaha.

only mean..
mirsmommy

Mean Kitty says:

OMFG!!!!!! I am wet and my Kitty is roaring in my pants!!!!

**PASSES OUT BECAUSE ALL THE WATER IN MY BODY HAS DRAINED ONTO MY CHAIR**
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I just can’t with you today.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feMJefcB36U kingstonn

ohoney, you forgot what i look like already?

but that’s this model name Jasmine Sanders..
KDub

Dont no nucca dyck sit up that high… esp not no light skin nucca w/ 2 abs and tiny man can boobs

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I been lurking on this post and I am STILL mad at ^^^ that ish up there that @Dawn said….

Oh and still mad @Peach’s azz doin the “Dip and Pits” on this post…wayyyy on numma 9…I still feel some kinda way about it.
Dymond

***listening to drake/char beef***

im confused about drake’s sexuality

also at MEAN
time of death stamped below
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

Ummmmmm yes I forgot what you look like. Similair to this Jasmine chick though right? your a SR Beauty
ChaCha

candibfly says:

@his u want fingerwaves in the front again or u gon do flat twists?

YA’ll bishes dont hear the microwave beeping with my damn ponytail SELFISH!

*bats lashes at KINGSTONN… I see you SR PRINCESS!

MIRDA MIRSSSSSSSSSS *throws white gold and brass knuckles at you
Mean Kitty

He is so fine and all mines!!!!

YUMMY!!!
Dymond

@ kingston was that jasmine chick linked to chris brown recently??
Mean Kitty

Mean Kitty Graham!!!! I like the ring of that.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feMJefcB36U kingstonn

@ Dymond, yeap. that’s her.
mirsmommy

ChaCha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What it do, bew?????
Dymond

at cha cha’s gravi

that’s 3 changes so far

cuz i didnt get invited to the party
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=feMJefcB36U kingstonn

Mean, We gonna fight at 3 o’clock.
ChaCha

DYMOND…. I GOT THE bottom to your top……… PLEASE STAND BY!
CFREE

Whether its real or not, still dont want it looks like he fluks off beat

AFTERNOON ER’BODY!!!
Dymond

cha cha!!!!!!!! <—right above bikini line

CFREEEEEEEEEEEE! hey gorgeous!!!!!!!!
doublenae

CFREE says:
Whether its real or not, still dont want it looks like he fluks off beat

haha no rhythem havin a**! lol
CFREE

DYMOND!!! *CHEST BUMPS YA* What it do Ms Lady <<<happy as hail its FRIDAYYYYY!!!!
FABULOSALAKER

IM BORED GOING TO LUNCH SOME NICE NACHOS
CFREE

@DOUBLE just sayn, he do look like a ol slip out goofy ninja
CFREE

Hey there Laker, I saw that cutie pie lil girl of yours
FABULOSALAKER

@cfree thanks
ChaCha

@ DYMOND *bat lashes… You make me wanna leave the one Im with and start a new relationship with you :whislte:
Mean Kitty

@Kingstonn: I will be waiting in the parking lot.
ChaCha

Hey CFRESCA
Dawn

ChaCha says:

@ DYMOND *bat lashes… You make me wanna leave the one Im with and start a new relationship with you
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can u just start a fling with me.. I won’t tell
Dymond

this is what u do, thankin bout a rang and errthang that comes wif you make me, you make meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

that my chit

***etexting dimpz and candi about efight in the eparkinglot @ 3***

ummmm, that’s 3p in which time zone?
CFREE

CHA CHA!!!!!! slide to left, slide to the right, everybody clap yo hands
doublenae

@cfree
whooops!! *drake blames it on the wetness* lol
ChaCha

OH I SEE MY SHOUT OUT CFRESCA

DAWN … WE CAN SURELY MAKE THAT HAPPEN
ygoody88

Sandra, you are definitely the Queen of spewing false information about celebrities. The truth of the matter is that radio host Charlamagne posted the first unflattering pics of Drake in an effort to embarrass him. The second picture is one that Drake posted himself in retaliation. This information was not hard for you to find at all, my only guess is that you get some kind of enjoyment from writing completely manipulated posts like this.
pointhimout

who thought that was a big one? again, I am no size queen, so dont judge me. I’m not sure who thought that was something great, but um, that aint nothing more than his pinky fanger sized schlung on hard. there’s no length or even semi length. his thang rest right on top of his balls. hard.
West Coast Chick

pointhimout says:

who thought that was a big one? again, I am no size queen, so dont judge me. I’m not sure who thought that was something great, but um, that aint nothing more than his pinky fanger sized schlung on hard. there’s no length or even semi length. his thang rest right on top of his balls. hard.

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@ his thang rest right on top of his balls. hard.