I am probably one of the few black people on earth who doesn't believe in Zodiac signs or horoscopes. I think horoscopes are about as believable as fortune cookies. That horoscope you read every morning could apply to anyone under any sign. It's real only if you believe it's real. That same principal of belief is what earned Miss Cleo and her infomercials over $1 billion before she was unmasked as a fraud by the federal government.

Anyway, yesterday a story in the Minneapolis Star Tribune set online social networks on fire. The story asserted that the dates of the zodiac signs have changed, and if you were, for instance, a Capricorn, you would now be Aquarius, etc. Naturally, a lot of people who follow that nonsense nearly lost their minds.

But nothing has changed, according to Jeff Jawer, an astrologer with Tarot.com, "This story is born periodically as if someone has discovered some truth. It's not news."

"When we look at the astrology used in the Western world, the seasonally based astrology has not changed, was never oriented to the constellations, and stands as … has been stated for two millenniums," Jawer said.

People who put stock in astrology can ask whether they should adhere to the tropical zodiac or the sidereal zodiac. Jawer argues for the tropical. 1

"Astrology is geocentric. It relates life on Earth to the Earth’s environment, and seasons are the most dramatic effect, which is why we use the tropical zodiac," he said.

Source: CNN

  • ChaCha

    :cheer: SAGITTARIUS STAND UP :cheer:

  • http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

    i am like sandra it really means nothing to me i dont follow it. however, i wasn't accepting applications for new tauruses.

  • jazzyiest

    *Walks in the room with my dookey chain with the Pisces piece hanging to my waist*

    :yahoo: :yahoo:

  • http://myspace.com/thegameoncw Bird

    I wouldn't care if it did. I don't pay it any mind anyway. I don't even know my children's or hubby's signs. :shrug:

  • Danielle

    Yup! I am forever a Cancer :)

  • KDub

    I'm STILL a TAURUS.....

    :yes:

  • http://charactercorner.blogspot.com attorneymom

    Aries!! But my actual sign is $. LOL

  • Eb

    I'm still a Vibra (Virgo/libra) b!tches :yahoo:

  • jazi65

    I'm still a Sexy Scorpio :yahoo:

  • Eb

    I was worried for the people who had their zodiac sign tatted on them

  • jazzyiest

    @ Eb

    I’m still a Vibra (Virgo/libra) b!tches
    _________________________________________________________________________

    Why did I instantly see VIBRAtor when I read that? Where is my mind today. LOL

  • Supa_sexy

    WTF, DAMN I HATE THEIR A** for this!!! I am a Leo and I will always be a Leo, why make up some sh** you can’t hardly pronounce and defiantly have to use spell check, or is that sh** even a real word! Oh HELL with them I’m a Leo and that’s it, people in this world need to just leave certain sh** alone!!! Follow me at NaturalbeautyEP and I will follow you

  • KDub

    Anyway, yesterday a story in the Minneapolis Star Tribune
    -------------------------------------------------------
    Dayum Star Trib STARTIN ish...where is @Coaretained? I need her to tell her hometown paper to STFU!!!

  • KDub

    I was worried for the people who had their zodiac sign tatted on them
    --------------------------------------------------
    :dead:

  • bnatural

    I don't believe that mess anyway... :coffee:

  • http://www.ashland86.com TheRealAshland

    Yeah, I could never be a sag,...those people are weird,.... sike naw

    Capricorn like hell!

  • yvonne79

    Virgo on a Leo cusp...I'm fabulous either way! :coffee:

  • http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

    I dont believe in them either. Never have never will. People are people.

  • yvonne79

    Jazziest you lil horn dog you!!! :lol:

  • Mamacita

    I mean who really cares about this crap anyway. I don't believe in Zodiac signs and their meanings anyway. Some person who you don't give a f about characterizes you, & you believe them.

    I know who I am and I don't need a sign/person/horoscope telling me. :shrug:

    I read through all of them a long time ago and realized that they all could apply to anyone do I don't get it.

  • Tink Tink

    So, my bday is march 22...would my sign change from Aries?

  • His_Mommy623

    I just KNEW I was still a damn Virgo :cheer:

    Get outta here with this malarkey!

  • ICYTIFF

    GGOOOOO TAURUS!!! :yahoo:

    I heard it only applies to ppl born after 2009...

    MAWNIN FOLKS :waves:

  • chibytex

    I'm still an intitutive drunk Pisces....

    Good Morning Fukkers!!!

    :waves:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWrKEZYUJ6Q Ace

    Virgo in the BUILTIN!

    :danban:

  • http://twitter.com/shesacoldpiece coaretained

    Here I'm is Kwall...to say exactly what you said....for MN to stfu and STFD. It's ALWAYS my state. It's the snow. :nod: Yup...and cold weather.

    Forever a VIRGO THOUGH!!!!!!!!!!!!

    ANd wtf is up with Scorpios only getting 3 days?? We need to keep the freaks...they tripping.

  • http://twitter.com/shesacoldpiece coaretained

    Ace says:

    Virgo in the BUILTIN!

    --------------
    :party:

  • chibytex

    Tink Tink says:

    So, my bday is march 22…would my sign change from Aries?
    ____________________________________
    You are now a Pisces......welcome to the dark side!!!
    March 11-April 18

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related WONDER WOMAN

    *makes appt to have my "Pimpin Pisces" tatt removed from my right azz cheek*

  • iciaantica

    #TeamVirgo :)

  • yvonne79

    coaretained says it's the snow... :lol:

  • yvonne79

    The Virgos are really checking in!! :party:

  • jazzyiest

    @ chiby & Tink

    I will forever be a Pisces. I am such a Pisces girl in so many ways. And what's this dark side you speak of Chib? :think:

  • KDub

    GGOOOOO TAURUS!!!
    ----------------------------
    Awe @Icy...I knew I loved'd you...even when I thought you was the Tiff that worked at Walgreens who was sleeping on the job and possibly killing folks...

    Come on here my fellow Taurus... :hug:

    WAIT...you not one of those rare April Taurus folk are you?

  • iciaantica

    Ill never change signs!

  • jazzyiest

    @ yvonne

    Jazziest you lil horn dog you!!!
    _________________________________________________________________________

    I know...my mind is on some other ish today. LOL

  • ChaCha

    :rolleyes: Bish Bye

    @Jazzy ...my husband is a Pisces and we are BEST FRIENDS, he has his ways but he is a real easy person to get along with :thumbsup:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related WONDER WOMAN

    so um Jazzy
    We have somethin in common and if you want "dark" side I can take you there :coffee:

  • KDub

    Here I’m is Kwall…to say exactly what you said….for MN to stfu and STFD. It’s ALWAYS my state. It’s the snow.
    --------------------------------------------
    Brain justa FROZE....when Star Trib was in our newspaper chain they would post their stories and they would be WORNG...facts all messed up...typos...wrong bylines...how yall not gonna know who wrote the story? How the REPORTER not gonna know who wrote the story...

  • KDub

    :popcorn: as I wait for Sandra to post that Fanny letter…cause I read it and dayum it…I GOT JOKES

  • ICYTIFF

    @KDUB YEESS...APR21ST, BUT THAT DOESNT TAKE AWAY THE LOVE THAT I HAVE FOR BEING A TAURUS! :no:

  • miamore1973

    I looked at this and walked away I'm a Scorpio through and through. Believe that!!

    My daughter got an attitude about it. It changed her Virgo to a Leo and being an absolute Virgo she just wasn't having it.

    It's a bunch of malarckie

  • chibytex

    @ chiby & Tink

    I will forever be a Pisces. I am such a Pisces girl in so many ways. And what’s this dark side you speak of Chib?

    ____________________________________________
    Pisces tend to have substance abuse problems...we either have drinking problems or drug problems.... and we are also very, every intutitive...we can almost sense things...

    If I tell my friends I have bad feeling about something or like we shouldnt go here are there...9 times outta 10..Im right...and I usually right about people's characters too...sometimes that can be scary...

    I really have to watch my tongue...

  • http://smokiesays.blogspot.com/ Smokie

    I'm a Cancer all day, everyday!

  • Tink Tink

    :think: My sister has a virgo sign tatted on her leg, I wonder if her sign changed, August 26.....give me answers :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    KDub #40 me too I'm waitin.
    On topic I was refusing to accept another Zodiac!
    Cancer :cheer:

  • Silhouette

    Well my sign did not change(Sagitarius)but I am glad you all get to saty the sign you have come to love!

  • http://twitter.com/shesacoldpiece coaretained

    @kdub you'd be surprised what snow, ice and freezing temps will do to a person. Hell it shut down all of atl, and we get 8xs that!!

    Look what it did to Prince...IJS

  • Thetruth32

    jazi65 says:

    I’m still a Sexy Scorpio

    ---------------------
    me too

  • ICYTIFF

    HEY CHACHA , NICE GRAVI BABEE ;)

    BROWN, I BROUGHT YOU SOME CARAMEL COVERED MANGO SLICES..

  • Tink Tink

    You are now a Pisces……welcome to the dark side!!!
    March 11-April 18
    ________________________________________________________________________
    Isn't that a damn fish, I refuse to be a fvckn fish :mad:

  • miamore1973

    Snooty Pooty I see you!!! It's Mia Inglewood - you know!!

  • jUsTiAra

    astrology originates from sorcery and fortunetelling....its all witchcraft!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    HA! I knew it anyway Im a VIRGO forever and now!

  • chibytex

    The 13 sign they added was originally in the zodiac sign but astrologist removed it because they only wanted 12 signs....

    I was reading the earth has changed rotation and thats the reason why they decided to add the sign back...

    The earth changing rotation may be the reason why bird are falling out the sky....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related WONDER WOMAN

    chibytex says:

    I I really have to watch my tongue…
    _______________________________________________
    Oh really :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    astrology originates from sorcery and fortunetelling….its all witchcraft
    ________________________
    :yes: but not all witchcraft is evil some view it as another form of religion so glad a new post I don't know what to do....

  • bnatural

    :blink: Fanny letter? Please someone explain!

  • chibytex

    Tink, Tink

    Pisces used to be Feb. 22- March 20...

    Now with the new chart Pisces is March 11-April 18

    Pisces people are very sexual people.... (especially the men)
    They also tend to have a lot of lovers....

  • jazzyiest

    @ Chiby

    You're absolutely correct on everything!!!! Every Pisces I know male or female either blazes up or likes to get their drink on. It's b/c we need something to balance our emotions at times I believe. To me, Pisces is the weirdest sign of the zodiac aside from Aquarius (mostly the males though).

    We have things and ways about us that many people will never understand.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    bnatural says:
    Fanny letter? Please someone explain!
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------
    On this other website that doesn't hold a candle to this one <<<<<(see what I did here) they have a post saying Tasia knew that dude was married and have an email with all kind of errors with her begging him not to stay "home" with his wife...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related WONDER WOMAN

    KWALL SEND ME THAT LETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • chibytex

    Wonder Woman

    :rofl:
    Yeah like that too.. :lick: But for real I can speak stuff up on people...
    My husband be getting mad at me cause I can say something and boom it happens..he believes that I'm a witch...
    LOL!!

  • ChaCha

    Tink Tink says:

    You are now a Pisces……welcome to the dark side!!!
    March 11-April 18
    ________________________________________________________________________
    Isn’t that a damn fish, I refuse to be a fvckn fish

    BUT I BET YOUR GOOD LOVER AREN'T YOU :yes:

    THANKS TIFF :kiss:

  • miamore1973

    Pisces substance abuse problems come from deeper issues that a Pisces may have to deal with. They have a tendancy to need. My son is a Pisces and so was my father.

    They can be very needy people. They need to be liked. They can carry alot of issues with "self". If things don't work out their way they simply can't understand why. I've only daelt with Pisces men.

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    Somebody post the letter in the comment section or something....

  • http://facebook.com/b3autiful17 Beautifuleve17

    I'M A VIRGO EITHER WAY SOOOO.......

  • http://twitter.com/shesacoldpiece coaretained

    how are ya'll changing your names?

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related WONDER WOMAN

    Jazzi I rarely drink and *looks around* don't blaze up so I must be an exception to the rule.

  • Shalala26

    i will stay a Cancer forever baby!!

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related WONDER WOMAN

    AWW THANKS TIFF!
    YOU ALWAYS TAKE CARE OF ME

  • chibytex

    To me, Pisces is the weirdest sign of the zodiac aside from Aquarius (mostly the males though).

    We have things and ways about us that many people will never understand.

    _____________________________________________
    We are a very complex group...
    We very artsy and creative..most artist or writers are pisces...

  • Tink Tink

    we either have drinking problems or drug problems
    ______________________________________________________________________
    It’s b/c we need something to balance our emotions at times I believe.
    ______________________________________________________________________
    So I'm going to use this the next time someone comes over and ask why the only thing I have to drink in my frigidaire and cabinets is liquor

  • jazzyiest

    @ Cha Cha

    I don't think I spoke to you this morning. *slaps myself on the back of the hand* Good Morning hun!! Anywho, Pisces men are really cool and sensitive as hell though they sometimes try to hide it. They tend to be excellent lovers and are intuitive like the women. They're moody and have ups and downs often. They can either be super sorry men or very successful men. There is really no inbetween for Pisces men and women when it comes to this. it's either all the way at the top or the bottom. Us Fish are crazy characters.

  • bnatural

    Oh that's it? Hmmm...I kinda already felt like she knew he was married :shrug:

  • ChaCha

    azzyiest says:

    @ Chiby

    You’re absolutely correct on everything!!!! Every Pisces I know male or female either blazes up or likes to get their drink on. It’s b/c we need something to balance our emotions at times I believe. To me, Pisces is the weirdest sign of the zodiac aside from Aquarius (mostly the males though).

    We have things and ways about us that many people will never understand.

    :cosign: and to everything CHIBY is saying...... BISH YOU HAVE IT DOWN TO A SCIENCE ....You know my husband :think:

  • miamore1973

    jazzyiest says:

    @ Chiby

    You’re absolutely correct on everything!!!! Every Pisces I know male or female either blazes up or likes to get their drink on. It’s b/c we need something to balance our emotions at times I believe. To me, Pisces is the weirdest sign of the zodiac aside from Aquarius (mostly the males though).

    We have things and ways about us that many people will never understand.
    -----------------------------

    Very Sensitive. My son can drive me completely crazy like to where I may kill him and then (now this is when he was like 3 or 4) he'd put his hand on my face and say Your such a beautiful Mommie.

    I always say I feel sorry for the girl that messes with him. Cause he's gonna put a whammy on her ass. He's been a smooth talker from jump.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Shalala nice pic babeh!

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    So what is you guys' take on geminis?

  • chibytex

    Jazzi I rarely drink and *looks around* don’t blaze up so I must be an exception to the rule.
    ____________________________________
    when is your birthday...
    if its closer to aries then you might have some aries tendacies....
    or you could have aquarius tendacies...

    You might be one of those who signs needed to change...

  • chibytex

    Very Sensitive. My son can drive me completely crazy like to where I may kill him and then (now this is when he was like 3 or 4) he’d put his hand on my face and say Your such a beautiful Mommie.

    I always say I feel sorry for the girl that messes with him. Cause he’s gonna put a whammy on her ass. He’s been a smooth talker from jump.
    _______________________________________________________
    WE GOT GAME......

  • ChaCha

    @ Jazziest #74 you and Chiby are good :yes: Have either of you ever dated a Sagittarius?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    My son is a pisces I just chalked all that mess up to puberty goood lawd I thought he would outgrow that chit OYE VEY--- he's my sensitive sweet baby tho

  • jazi65

    Thetruth32 says:

    jazi65 says:

    I’m still a Sexy Scorpio

    ———————
    me too

    :thumbsup:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    @miamore my son too! Pisces, at 8 he is a smooth talker. When my girls come over, he always compliment them. I'm like boy gon somewhere!

  • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

    If the date I was born determines my personality - what's the purpose of socilization? Surely circumstance can mold personality better than anything else.

    If you were raised in a household where your father cheated on your mother and she fussed, put him out and eventually let him come back - surely, the message received is that "cheating is the way to go" she'll get mad, but she'll take you back.

    Which may directly contradict that "trustworthy" shyt in your astrology profile.

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    @Jazzy. You could have saved me 12 years of confusion with your comment #74. #betterlatethannever

  • jazzyiest

    @ Womder Woman

    so um Jazzy
    We have somethin in common and if you want “dark” side I can take you there

    _________________________________________________________________________

    *Sings I'll Take You There in a Dark Side logo tee and rhinestone encrusted Daisy Duke's* :whistle: :whistle:

  • free

    jazzyiest says: *Walks in the room with my dookey chain with the Pisces piece hanging to my waist*

    ******************************************

    and i got my hoop earrings on that say VIRGO!

  • chibytex

    They tend to be excellent lovers and are intuitive like the women. They’re moody and have ups and downs often. They can either be super sorry men or very successful men. There is really no inbetween for Pisces men and women when it comes to this. it’s either all the way at the top or the bottom. Us Fish are crazy characters.
    -------------------------------------------------------
    :yes:
    I used to have a couple of cutty buddies that were pisces...and we used to have the BESTEST sex ever....i guess it was because our mind and body were so in tune...but I cannot be in a relationship with a pisces male...I cant trust him...both of our lying asses cant be together...Pisces' best match or Cancers and Scorpios!!!

  • miamore1973

    You know how they say a Gemini has two sides they do. It doesn't really mean that your a two faced person but there are two sides to you.

    I had a boss who outwardly was a very outgoing person that seemed to be in control and knew what she was doing but really she was very insecure and broke out in hives at teh thought of having to speak in public.

  • ChaCha

    @ Miamore...yes my hubby is very very very Charming

    Yeah what about Gemini Men.. my son is a Gemini... I havent quite figured him out yet. :think: His birthday is the same as Allen Iverson and Prince so go figure :shrug:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Awesome
    Gemini's can be kool and then they can not be kool they are dual my bff is one she's kool most of the time but has another side to her

  • jazzyiest

    @ Cha Cha

    My first love was a Sag and I still talk to him to this day. He was a true sweetheart. I don't know much about Sag's except that he was very sweet and levelheaded.

  • chibytex

    @ Jazziest #74 you and Chiby are good Have either of you ever dated a Sagittarius?
    _________________________________________________
    Yes!!! Not a good look for us...
    They dont really care about the Pisces sensitivity to things...Sag females are ok...(one of my best friends is a Sag...and we but heads sometimes though) but Sag males I run from...cause I'll fall in love and they aint thinking about me..until they dikk gets hard....you know what I mean...

    Aries people are not a good look and Gemini are the WORST!!!! we both are double sided and we CLASH!!!

  • http://pearlswindow.com Carrington

    Wait, so I ain’t even no Sagittarius no moe? Me and my deddy are now Ophiuchus - some shyt we can’t even read?

    * Do not resuscitate! *

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    What the hell is this on my radio and what happened to the urban station that I had programmed? It's truly the signs of the times. First the tsunami and hurricanes. The earthquakes and mudslides. The oil spills. Now the birds and fish and cricket(which I could care less about cause they creep me out) Now my urban station won't come in clear!! The end is near :kona:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related WONDER WOMAN

    :rofl:
    anyway I dated a Pisces kneegrow and almost gut his azz so that was my first and last experience with a pisces!

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    @Choco
    Where you been?

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Ive dated a scorpio (bleh) cancer (oh my) libra (me liked most times) pisces (xhubby) and a Capricorn (so damn literal to the symbol)

  • jazzyiest

    @ Awesome

    I dated a d**m Gemini for a little over a year. That ninja was crazy and still is to this day. It may just be him and his upbringing but he was ignorant. They are people's people meaning they like groups, hanging out, socializing, just being the life of the party. they love intellectual people and will have many friends...men and women. My Gemini was very tight with his money but was good with money nonetheless. He liked to play mind games though as do most Gemini's and once they're bored with you it's on to the next one.

    Even though our relationship didn't work out we are still good friends and he tries to get back in the door everyday. LOL

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Awesome I was :sick: so enlighten me do you have a dual side that you try and hide or you just kool with it

  • chibytex

    jazzyiest says:

    @ Cha Cha

    My first love was a Sag and I still talk to him to this day. He was a true sweetheart. I don’t know much about Sag’s except that he was very sweet and levelheaded.
    _____________________________________________________
    Sag's require too much attention from Pisces and then they dont give us anough attention..

  • candibfly

    what we talm bout? :popcorn: cause ion give a damn bout no zodiac signs

  • MissHarlem

    CHA CHIZZLE I spoke to you so dont say I was bein mean :wail:

    JAZZY you too

    FIANCE if I have to chase you from post to post to show my love I will :yes:

  • Detroitsaidit

    Yeahhhhh, I dont dabble in none of this stuff, its all witchcraft to me and since the bible specifically tells me to stay away from mediums, astrology and anything that deals with future telling, fortune telling, magic, and demonic spirits I will obey. Sorry, there are certain doors I will knowingly never open in my spiritual life and I pray that more eyes are opened and not be decieved (no, I'm not Redeemed lol but I am a Believer)

    Wanted to get that out there for any lurkers that may not know how serious it really is.

    Carry on. *waiting for a new post*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @OHONEY
    SMDH we get numerous signs daily....

  • KDub

    Hey @Wonder Woman...Maybe it's Maybelline...

    :shrug:

  • jazzyiest

    @ Princess

    Hey there hun!!!

    Hahahaha! Yeah, I know a bit about us Pisces. I'm telling you we're crazy as hell. Run as fats as you can!!! LOL

  • yvonne79

    Gemini women---> bat sh!t crazy
    Gemini men ---> will keep you guessing and always on your toes. If you wanna wake up everyday with a different personality, feel free to date one!!! And this is my personal experience......

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Detroit
    That's cool but if I were you I wouldn't believe everything your bible tells me it's filled with false truth...Im close to GOD in my spirit no religion required! Or bible for that matter but thanks tho...

  • candibfly

    the verizon wireless store at union station is a piece of sh1t :mad:

    had to get that off my chest

  • chibytex

    I do not get along with Gemini's....and I just found out tht this new chart puts my hubby as Gemini...he was a cancer...

    Lord help us....

  • miamore1973

    I'm a Scorpio and I really don't have the patience for to much nonsense. I'm loyal to my family and true friends. I'm a complete control freak that is learning that I'm really in control of nothing. God gave me that crazy little boy for that very reason. To love and accept his foolishness no matter what. My kids are exact opposites.

    My Virgo daughter is self contained and has a very stable personality but she's not a very emotional person.

    My Pisceas son has no self control but has a heart of gold as big as Texas. Such a sweet heart.

    I love them both not because of them being my children but because of these personality traits even though they are the exact opposite.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related WONDER WOMAN

    :dead:
    I SWEAR FO GAWD AND LIL BABY JEEZUS IN HIS JORDAN NIKE OUTFIT AND BABY AIR JORDANS I HATE CHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • miamore1973

    Best sex ever with another Scorpio........just had to say it.

  • yvonne79

    Carrington says:
    Wait, so I ain’t even no Sagittarius no moe? Me and my deddy are now Ophiuchus – some shyt we can’t even read?

    * Do not resuscitate! *
    January 14, 2011 at 12:07 pm
    *********************
    I love your sense of humor.... :hug:

  • KDub

    I SWEAR FO GAWD AND LIL BABY JEEZUS IN HIS JORDAN NIKE OUTFIT AND BABY AIR JORDANS I HATE CHU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    --------------------------------------------------
    What did I SAY?

    :coffee:

    Why Baby Jesus got on Baby Jordans?

    :coffee:

  • ChaCha

    chibytex says:
    Sag’s require too much attention from Pisces and then they dont give us anough attention..

    :clap:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Ive had better sex period other than a scorpio and my son's father is one and they always say that but I beg to differ!

  • Thetruth32

    I’m a Scorpio and I really don’t have the patience for to much nonsense. I’m loyal to my family and true friends.

    -------------------------
    :cosign:

  • His_Mommy623

    did anyone watch that new A&E series Beyond scared straight??? that chit was goooood!

  • chibytex

    Yeahhhhh, I dont dabble in none of this stuff, its all witchcraft to me and since the bible specifically tells me to stay away from mediums, astrology and anything that deals with future telling, fortune telling, magic, and demonic spirits I will obey. Sorry, there are certain doors I will knowingly never open in my spiritual life and I pray that more eyes are opened and not be decieved (no, I’m not Redeemed lol but I am a Believer)

    Wanted to get that out there for any lurkers that may not know how serious it really is.

    Carry on. *waiting for a new post*
    -----------------------------------------------------------------

    :shocked:
    Can you give me the scripture where it says that zodic signs is of the devil...

  • His_Mommy623

    *slides down a slip n slide covered in cake frosting and lands on Chas lap* hey Bew!! :hug:

  • Detroitsaidit

    @Detroit
    That’s cool but if I were you I wouldn’t believe everything your bible tells me it’s filled with false truth…Im close to GOD in my spirit no religion required! Or bible for that matter but thanks tho…

    ----------------------------------------------

    Thanks for the warning but I'll continue to look to the hills which cometh MY health. I'll also blindly follow Christ and believe that he is the *only* way to the Father. But thanks for the heads up. I wasnt trying to stop you from believing and following what and who you do, I was simply stating what I personally believe and why I believe it. Just posting like everyone else hone :)

  • chibytex

    did anyone watch that new A&E series Beyond scared straight??? that chit was goooood!
    _________________________________
    YASSSSSS!!!
    Them bishes scared ME!!! Looking like Deebo's big sisters and chit...
    Hell that show worked on me...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related WONDER WOMAN

    Why Baby Jesus got on Baby Jordans?
    ____________________________________________
    It's cold in the manger

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    :offtopic: Why can't I find this letter from fanny? :waiting: If any of you have heart a link will be emailed to me.

    @candiPants what did the people do or say about your sim card?

  • Thetruth32

    what about Virgo men???

  • FABULOSALAKER

    @his i did when the girl saw her mama and her mama got on her knees i broke all the way down i know i know punk :wail:
    OH BY THE WAY DIABLA SCARED THE FUK OUT OF ME **CLUTCHES PEARLS***

  • jazzyiest

    @ Miss

    I just saw that you spoke to me in the other post and I spoke back.

    :hug: :hug:

    Go look at what I said about you in th Kimmy Cakes post. LOL

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related WONDER WOMAN

    miamore1973 says:

    Best sex ever with Pisces aka Wonder Woman!
    ____________________________________________
    Aww thank you, you are tooo kind!!!!!!!!!

  • stellabella

    I'm glad I'm not one of those people who tatooed their sign in their body. It doesnt matter cuz I will always be an Aries. I am prone to stomach problems and I am stubborn as all get out. True Aries!

  • yvonne79

    WONDER WOMAN says:

    Why Baby Jesus got on Baby Jordans?
    ____________________________________________
    It’s cold in the manger
    January 14, 2011 at 12:19 pm
    *********************
    *Looks at my medical records. Yes, it says DNR*

  • KDub

    @128 google fantasia email 14 january...it ain't all that... but it is some of everywhere at this point...

  • chibytex

    That’s cool but if I were you I wouldn’t believe everything your bible tells me it’s filled with false truth…Im close to GOD in my spirit no religion required! Or bible for that matter but thanks tho
    ____________________________________________
    :thumbsup:
    :cosign:
    :yes:
    :clap:

  • His_Mommy623

    :rofl: I swear to god THAT SHOW IS WHY MY CHILDS FATHER DIDNT GET KILLED LAST NIGHT!! that damn diablo and all them ho's had a btch in the crib shivering...No pokey fo me!! :nono:

    :hug: s to my Laker, Chi, Psp, Wonder Woman, Dimpz(if she in here) and Chocodrop!!

    *steps in front of Candi and does the butterfly* sup honeydew :yahoo:

  • His_Mommy623

    Looks @ Kdub, how u doing this fine afta'newn?? have u been showing yo ass already? :lol:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Dammit if you were nuttier than ape ish before you still nuttier than Ape ish now Zodiac this Zodiac that still and Aquarius.....I am not quite fond of Capricorn's for whatever their traits are, my ex girlfriend was one...lousy broad >:(

  • chibytex

    OH BY THE WAY DIABLA SCARED THE FUK OUT OF ME **CLUTCHES PEARLS***
    ____________________________________________
    my first thought was "is this bish an atheist"

    I would NOT wanna be her cell mate...I'd slip with garlic around my neck and holy water under my pillow...

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related WONDER WOMAN

    BEEEEYUTIFUL EYES STELLA

  • blackwidow

    Virgo thru and thru.

  • chibytex

    :waves: Hey His......

  • stellabella

    Ok so I'm late on the tatoo comment :(

  • candibfly

    oh i was bout to say his!

    *smoothes my acid washed overalls with one strap hanging down the back, high top socks up to my knees, and an oakland a's fitted* u better had seent me! :yahoo: *hops in ur lap and showers u with besos and points to my new bff tat on the side of my face with lightning bolts*

  • FABULOSALAKER

    @HIS ONLY ONE THAT HAD ME SSSSCARED WAS DIABLA MAN THAT BISH LOOKN LIKA MAN TATTED UP DEEP AS VOICE :wail: THEN ONE OF THE GIRLS KEPT SMIRKN RIGHT I THOUGHT SHE WAS NERVOUS IF IT WAS ME I WOULDA STARTED CRYING WHEN ONE OF THE CHICKS WAS WAGGING HER TONGUE BEFO THE GIRLS EVEN WEN IN THE DAM PRISON!! :blink: DID YOU SEE WERE ONE OF THE PURRTY GIRLS ALMOST GOT CHOKED IN HER DAM CELL :wail: <<im to dam purrty for THE BIG HOUSE!!

  • jazzyiest

    @ His

    s to my Laker, Chi, Psp, Wonder Woman, Dimpz(if she in here) and Chocodrop!!
    _________________________________________________________________________

    I just dry humped your leg in the other post and I can't get any love?!?!?

    See how people act! LOL

    Oh, these must be the folks you didn't speak to before???

    *stomping my foot, waiting for answers*

  • yvonne79

    **cues "Goodas" by Tony Matterhorn and slow wines allllllllll they way to the ground. Picks it up even slower with my fingers extended as pistols and p-pops to the beat**

    I'm getting off early B!tches! And my kids' father surprised me by picking up the kids and keeping them overnight. I feel like gettin it in tonight. This ice is NOT gonna stop my show. :yahoo:

  • candibfly

    psp they gave me a number to call, and of course the people said umm wtf is wrong with them we can't help u, so i'm going back to Verizon...another one, the one at metro center, and hope I don't have to get ignant!

  • Tink Tink

    did anyone watch that new A&E series Beyond scared straight??? that chit was goooood!
    __________________________________________________________________
    No, but I do love watching your gravie....now that chit is gooood!

  • ChaCha

    Thanks Chiby for the compliment and Miss HARLEMM MY BFFF FOREVER X 365 THOUSAND YEARS

    @ BROWN yes... I did see your SGT MASON :rofl: you slay me!!! THANK YOU :kiss:

    HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS :kiss:

  • candibfly

    @bruhman what made her a lousy broad? :popcorn:

  • FABULOSALAKER

    @CHI FUK ALL THAT GET U A DAM SHANK AND A CHASITY BELT THIS BISH FINNA TAKE THEM GOODIES WHILE U SKEEL LIKE TINY AND NOT NOBODY GON SAVE U FROM IT EITHER!!! :wail: I GO TO PRISON U GON HAVE TO PUT ME IN THE CRAZY HOUSE IMA BE SHITY AND TRYING TO KILL ERRBODY ASSON AS I COME IN THAT BISH THEY WILL KNOW THAT BISH IS CWAZY!!!!

  • jazzyiest

    @ Bruh Man

    So you're an Aquarius huh???? Tell me...why are you Aquarius men so da** wishy washy?!?!? One minute you're in my azz, the next minute you can't stand me?!?!?!?

    As you can tell my most current "friend" is a CRAZY azz Aquarius and when I say crazy Lawd I mean it!

  • miamore1973

    Isn't there something in the Bible about gossiping as well?? Gossip Blog I'm just saying. .........

  • ChaCha

    Tink Tink says:

    did anyone watch that new A&E series Beyond scared straight??? that chit was goooood!
    __________________________________________________________________
    No, but I do love watching your gravie….now that chit is gooood!

    Me too :yes: :rofl:

  • stellabella

    Thanks Wonder Woman aka Brown. I use MAC's Prunella eyeliner, really makes brown eyes pop!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :waves: @ His and no Im mad I missed that show hope to catch this weekend

    @Detroit
    BY all means Ma pls continue to post its all in the name of provoking thought is all...

  • Terri B

    I agree Sandra, I've never understood why so many people put so much hype and belief into it. You cannot tell me everybody born within a certain time frame will have the same personalities and characteristics. My personality comes from my experiences in life, not from my born date.

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Candi......this could have a little more than a box of popcorn

  • chibytex

    At my baby shower we started talking about signs and what sign my daughter was gonna be...and my mama(she's a gemini and who i dont really get along with) gonna bust and I say Im just glad she aint no damn Capricorn cause I cant stand them..they are materialistic and thinks they are better than everybody else...

    My mother n law said: "its nice to know what you think about me, How are you my name is Linda"....

    I was so f'ing embarrassed..but thats a Gemini for you..they just dont give a damn...

  • ChaCha

    yvonne79 says:
    I’m getting off early B!tches! And my kids’ father surprised me by picking up the kids and keeping them overnight. I feel like gettin it in tonight. This ice is NOT gonna stop my show

    DO YA THANG AND EMAIL ME ALL THE DELICIOUS DETAILS :thumbsup:

  • candibfly

    *hops into a giant sized boxed* join me then bruhman, i want to hear about it, i'm concerned (#nosey) :D

  • His_Mommy623

    *tears* that Candi really knows how to get my engine started :hug:

    I made u a thong that has a tiny button on the side that plays "always on time" by Ja rule and Ashantis sideburns...becus I lubz u to peices!

  • ChaCha

    @chiby :rofl: PRICELESS

  • candibfly

    yvonne forward the delicious details to me as well thanks in advance :thumbsup:

    and anyone else with juicyness to spill pls email me :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Candi
    It's VERIZON PERIOD I Use to work for them and they are beyond SHADYY!

  • candibfly

    did she just give me a musical thong :rofl:

  • ChaCha

    tosses a glow in the dark HALO to my favorite BISH CANDI ... JUST IN CASE ... you know ... Just in case :yes:

  • FABULOSALAKER

    @HIS THAT DAM GRAVI :lick:

  • candibfly

    i know someone better fix this phone or y'all gon see metro center burnt the h3ll down on tonight's news :mad:

  • StillASassyOne

    I knew this because once an Aquarius, always an Aquarius! We rock and the rest of the signs can suck..... wock...a flocka! :rofl:

    And whoever said this is witchcraft and sorcery.... :eyeroll: so is space travel, farm cropping, weather, and a myriad of other daily occurences then.

  • Detroitsaidit

    Can you give me the scripture where it says that zodic signs is of the devil…
    ---------------------------------

    yes. there are many but here are a few. Christ said my people perish for lack of knowledge so, if you (to anyone reading this) are a believer, new or seasoned or want to believe read and take heed.

    Isaiah 47:10-14, 8:19
    Dueteronomy 18:9-12, 4:19-20, 17:2-5
    Jeremiah 10:2, 27:9-10

    *I dont argue scriptures so if anyone wants a debate you wont get it here sorry buddy, I simply believe the bible to be the infallible written word of God.*

  • candibfly

    cha cha i ain't gon need that this weekend ;)

    *twirls around in our matching 'pretty girls rock' leopard print glow in the dark bedazzled onesies encrusted in trimonds*

  • bnatural

    ChaCha says:

    Tink Tink says:

    did anyone watch that new A&E series Beyond scared straight??? that chit was goooood!
    __________________________________________________________________
    No, but I do love watching your gravie….now that chit is gooood!

    Me too :yes: :rofl:

    ------------------------------------------------

    I watched it last night....some of those "ladies" were not women. No way, no how :no:

  • chibytex

    THEN ONE OF THE GIRLS KEPT SMIRKN RIGHT I THOUGHT SHE WAS NERVOUS IF IT WAS ME I WOULDA STARTED CRYING WHEN ONE OF THE CHICKS
    ___________________________________________________
    Yeah man I would have started crying too....I dont like people all up in my face anyways...and these monster looking broads especially...

    I'm to cool and cute for prison...

  • His_Mommy623

    @Jazzy, *lays head on ur supple bosom* u know I would nvr do u like that*

    @Tink Tink *while tightening the screws on ur legs* why thank u suga

    @Cha, I know u better come better than THAT! I slide dwn a damn slip n slide for you :wail: u know I love u gal!

    Is my reckless eyeballin FIANCE up in hurr? *taps foot*

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Yes Jaz it is a gift and a curse. And yes I am Wishy Washy I cant help it I guess it has something to do with that Moon of ours

  • http://twitter.com/eastpointvet eastpointvet

    kdub u a may baby?

  • FABULOSALAKER

    @bnatural one of them chicks looked and talked straight up like a man!! :wail: THEN WHEN THEY SAID SOME OF YALL ARE GON STAY HERE 72HRS I KNOW I ALMOST CHITEN ON MY SELF FO THEY AZZ :lol:

  • Detroitsaidit

    ^^^health= help lol, not paying attention.

    Sandy dear, where is a new post?

  • His_Mommy623

    @Laker, I cant go to the harsh prison..I dont wanna be nobodies btch *falls on the floor and sews up my vajayjay* :wail: them btchs wont get my goodies...one of them ho's sounded like DMX *shudders*

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Like Candi......I never understood how could someone be so clean body wise but keep a filthy house? I mean isnt that bad Karma for the Cootie?

  • candibfly

    i probably woulda fainted when diabla started screaming at me :ashamed:
    probably be in prison washing her boxer briefs and giving her back massages :crying:

    lawd i'm too fine and small for prison!

  • chibytex

    *I dont argue scriptures so if anyone wants a debate you wont get it here sorry buddy, I simply believe the bible to be the infallible written word of God.*

    _________________________________________________
    ERRRRRRRRRRK!! STOP!

    so you believe every word in the bible verbatium....you do know that King James was YT man who paraphrased the bible...leaving awhole lot out...

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I swear I wanna ask such a off topic slightly foul slightly funny question I guess I will email some of the chickies :lol:

  • West Coast Chick

    YAY!!! :cheer:

    Im still the baddest bytch on the block- Team Virgo babee :cheer1:

  • His_Mommy623

    SASO! :hug: with yo ol' intellectual ass...

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    ERRRRRRRRRRK!! STOP!

    so you believe every word in the bible verbatium….you do know that King James was YT man who paraphrased the bible…leaving awhole lot out…
    ________________________
    Which is Y Im spiritual not RELIGIOUS! :thumbsup:

  • candibfly

    i'd need to be in the martha stewart type prison, where u get to watch tv and walk around with minimum supervisor and get filet mignon for lunch :yes:

    @bruhman, maybe she was just a lazy broad? :shrugs: but she's in the past now :hug:

  • MissHarlem

    JAZZY girl :hug: lets get that money

    FIANCE I spoke to you in every post today including this one but its ok

    CANDI so this bff tatt means nothing to you :waiting:

  • Tink Tink

    :cya: I'm out to do some "errands" that will prob last to 4....see you guys Tuesday :yahoo:

  • bnatural

    I see that one of the girls ( Emily?) didn't mind bunking with diablo or green eyes because she went home and didn't change a thing. I shudder to think of some of the stuff they do in there.

    Next weeks episode looks crazy too especially with one of the guys talking about how he got raped.... :hurl:

  • His_Mommy623

    Team Virgo all day!!! :cheer:

  • chibytex

    THEN WHEN THEY SAID SOME OF YALL ARE GON STAY HERE 72HRS I KNOW I ALMOST CHITEN ON MY SELF FO THEY AZZ
    __________________________________________________
    :rofl:

  • yvonne79

    @BruhMan5th Flr: So, are you gonna tell us about this woman from hell you dated?

    *sits at your feet eagerly awaiting your story*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Im really mad I missed the show and can't comment :rolleyes:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    @Candi
    It’s VERIZON PERIOD I Use to work for them and they are beyond SHADYY!

    TO Choco lets agree to disagree......I love my Droid X and I never have problems with my service......GO VERIZON :danban:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related WONDER WOMAN

    I see this convo is bout to take a turn for the worse so someone email me when it's over

  • His_Mommy623

    @Fiance, I did not see this (i've been in and out) so forgive me just like I forgave u for ur "thoughts"

    now come here and lemme make out with ur right bewb :kiss:

  • candibfly

    harlem whatever are u talking about honey bunches of oats?! *turns the other cheek to reveal a pic of me and harlem sittin in a giant size ice cream cone with syrup and sprinkles all over us* :hug:

  • candibfly

    @his u a virgo too?! *squeals* :yahoo: even though i don't follow that or know what being a virgo means but is that the point?

  • His_Mommy623

    @Wonder woman, what am I missing? pls lemme know so I can be in the "know"...whea u be going?

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    @choco #186 nikke216 @ gmail

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Bruh
    Their products are great but their rates and service plans suck chit MANE :lol:

    So ummm y was your capricorn lady friend a louse!

  • chibytex

    Which is Y Im spiritual not RELIGIOUS!
    -______________________________________________________
    when will people wake up a realize that religion DIVIDES people...

    Oh Lord Im not gonna get into this today.....

    Just dont dont come to a GOSSIP BLOG trying to talk religion...

    The chit dont mix...

  • candibfly

    TO Choco lets agree to disagree……I love my Droid X and I never have problems with my service……GO VERIZON
    -------------------------------------

    @bruhman i have a droid x too and something is wrong with the SD card, and niggas is sending me on a wild goose chase. fix my sh1t now! :mad:

    other than that i have no problems :)

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @PSP
    :thumbsup: thats wassup ma check it soon and get back to me

  • yvonne79

    *stands on head and wines it to "Turnin' Me On" Remix by Nina Sky*

    There's a party in my living room as we speak. Let the countdown til the boo gets home begin......

  • Detroitsaidit

    ERRRRRRRRRRK!! STOP!

    so you believe every word in the bible verbatium….you do know that King James was YT man who paraphrased the bible…leaving awhole lot out…

    ---------------------------------------------
    I believe what is in the bible. What else can I say?
    For whatever is left out, there is plenty left in. I cant worry about whats left out, I have to read and know whats in the bible and get to know God for myself. Why would I care about all the supposed missing books? Would it make me any less a believer? No. Am I accountable for whats been taken out? No. Am I accountable for whats in the bible and available? Yes. Before I could read the bible I knew God and He knew me, I'm not just saying that. So what would change?

  • chibytex

    WonderWoman...

    No its not....Im done...
    I'm not going there...cause this is a GOSSIP BLOG....

    isnt it a sin to gossip?

  • His_Mommy623

    @My beloved Candi bar, yes Sept 6 is my Bday

    *gets a new tat that says "Candi and I are the only Virgos that matter" across my back... Can u put ointment on it 4 me bew? :)

  • candibfly

    :rules: new rule: anything y'all send around that's juicy, scandalous, or just plain dirty needs forwarded to me as well

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Chiby
    Yes it does divide people and I can't believe that they don't see it with their points of views GOD IS LOVE point blank period!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Chiby
    I think Wonder Woman was talking about my question I could be wrong :shrugs:

  • His_Mommy623

    uh oh Yvonne doings going HAMMER.....BAMMER BAMMER BAMMER (I hate that song sooooo much) :lol:

    *making it rain with dolla billz and lube*

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    @Yvonne and Candi she just kept a dirty house....never cooked...didnt have a job when I was with her, I was holding down the jobs....and then dumped me because I chose to finish getting my bachelors and dated some bummy arse dude....That is all but yeah she is in the past ....#YAYTOWOMENTHATCLEANANDCOOKFORTHEYMEN#

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Candi
    it's not juicy more like jr high school funny silly girlie chit

  • jazzyiest

    @ Bruh Man

    Yes Jaz it is a gift and a curse. And yes I am Wishy Washy I cant help it I guess it has something to do with that Moon of ours

    _________________________________________________________________________

    So what's the best advice you can give me for dealing with crazy azz Aqua men???

  • yvonne79

    @His Mommy: Sooo, Candi is the ONLY Virgo that matters? Hmmmpppppp

    *tears your picture to shreds, places them in the fireplace, lights our memories on fire, pulls cigarette while watching them burn slowly*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    YAYTOWOMENTHATCLEANANDCOOKFORTHEYMEN#
    ________________________
    :clap: And still bring home the bacon :wink:

  • candibfly

    HIS! *hops over chairs and knocks over tables to get to his* i got the A&D ointment. they did a good job on that tat :yes:

    i'm an august virgo tho. ur bday is 2 days after my "friend's" bday. let's all go to italy and celebrate! *jumps in a bowl of pasta and pours olvie oii all over my body*

  • Tink Tink

    :rules: new rule: anything y’all send around that’s juicy, scandalous, or just plain dirty needs forwarded to me as well
    __________________________________________________________________
    Me too....guys like gossip too (that's why I'm here)
    juggernaus1985@ymail. com

  • jazzyiest

    @ His

    You're forgiven sugar snaps!

    *Proceeds to dry hump other leg to make our love thing offical all over again*

  • chibytex

    I believe what is in the bible. What else can I say?
    For whatever is left out, there is plenty left in. I cant worry about whats left out, I have to read and know whats in the bible and get to know God for myself. Why would I care about all the supposed missing books? Would it make me any less a believer? No. Am I accountable for whats been taken out? No. Am I accountable for whats in the bible and available? Yes. Before I could read the bible I knew God and He knew me, I’m not just saying that. So what would change?
    _____________________________________________
    Ok!! Well you continue to believe what you want...just dont come in here thumping people over the head with your bible....Im sure everyone on this blog has a bible somewhere...its like you coming in here like you better than everybody else cause you dont believe in the zodiac....

    Do you eat pork?
    Do you eat shrimp?
    Have you ever had sex outta wedlock/
    Have you ever lied?
    Do you drink?

    My point is..no sin is bigger than another...

    I HATE BIBLE THUMPERS.....

  • yvonne79

    @BruhMan5th Flr: Sorry to hear about your horrible experience with said chick. My former bestie (also a Capicorn) was crappy too. Come to think about it all the Capricorn women I know keep a nice appearance but their house is nasty as hell. Than again, I'm a neat freak soooo that's not saying much. :shrug:

  • Dymond

    whasup playas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    :danban: It's Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    I skimmed thru the comments and I know ya'll aint still talkin bout this but I am TEAM ARIES all day and I refuse to change!!!

    who in this bish!!!!!!!!

  • candibfly

    *shines up tink's legs with ky* i'm glad u admitted it! :hug:

  • jazzyiest

    :cheer: Team #CLEANANDCOOKFORTHEYMEN# :cheer:

    Although, these are things I do for my own da** self as well. LOL

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Jazzy love get crazy with his Arse I love me a crazy ol woman

  • yvonne79

    jazzyiest says:

    So what’s the best advice you can give me for dealing with crazy azz Aqua men???
    January 14, 2011 at 12:48 pm
    ********************
    Have a back up plan! :coffee:

  • candibfly

    *backflips into a pool of caramel, does 27 laps in 12 hours, hops out dutty whines to the floor* dymond! :yahoo:

  • His_Mommy623

    @Yvonee! I didnt knowwwww :wails:
    Hol up Candi, lemme get this altered

    *reappears* I got a new tat that says Candi, Yvonne and His_Mommy are the Virgos that make the world go round...

    pls forgive me Yvonne bew :hug:

  • candibfly

    #teamcleanandTRYandcookfortheirman

    i'm still learning y'all :crying: *flips thru some recipes*

  • Dymond

    stellabella says:

    I’m glad I’m not one of those people who tatooed their sign in their body. It doesnt matter cuz I will always be an Aries. I am prone to stomach problems and I am stubborn as all get out. True Aries!

    ----------------------------------
    whasup stella!! stomach stay jacked up!! :lol:

  • jUsTiAra

    Detroitsaidit says:

    Yeahhhhh, I dont dabble in none of this stuff, its all witchcraft to me and since the bible specifically tells me to stay away from mediums, astrology and anything that deals with future telling, fortune telling, magic, and demonic spirits I will obey. Sorry, there are certain doors I will knowingly never open in my spiritual life and I pray that more eyes are opened and not be decieved (no, I’m not Redeemed lol but I am a Believer)

    Wanted to get that out there for any lurkers that may not know how serious it really is.

    Carry on. *waiting for a new post*
    ______________________________________________

    :COSIGN:

  • KDub

    I see this convo is bout to take a turn for the worse so someone email me when it’s over
    --------------------------------------------------

    @Man can you let @Redeemed up for air...The convo has turned to her favorite topic...and NO NOT "Bible Thumping" before you ask MAN...Thanks.

    :coffee:

  • jazzyiest

    O-K I'll be back after lunch ladies and gents! I hope to see y'all in a new post! :kiss:

    @ Bruhman

    And don't forget to answer my question #219. I need all the help I can get with this dude. Hahahaha!

  • His_Mommy623

    *Atown stomps over to Dymond* sup woman?

  • candibfly

    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    Jazzy love get crazy with his Arse I love me a crazy ol woman

    ------------------------------------------

    i've been called this once (a few) times before :coffee:

  • His_Mommy623

    @Jazzy...ur just awesome *holds yuh ala Gyptian*

  • His_Mommy623

    candibfly says:

    *backflips into a pool of caramel, does 27 laps in 12 hours, hops out dutty whines to the floor* dymond!

    :dead: my bew arms skrawng as heyul

  • yvonne79

    @HisMommy: Although I can't put our picture back together (looks at ashes in the fireplace), you are forgiven. Now get close and smile....

    *snaps a picture of us smiling for our Facebook profile*

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    @ Yvonne I mean Im no neat freak but I should not have been in the relationship working all day and on my days off keeping a house clean but she sure did know how to be all types of encouraging in bed :dance:

  • sweetdiva

    Detroitsaidit says:

    Can you give me the scripture where it says that zodic signs is of the devil…
    ———————————

    yes. there are many but here are a few. Christ said my people perish for lack of knowledge so, if you (to anyone reading this) are a believer, new or seasoned or want to believe read and take heed.

    Isaiah 47:10-14, 8:19
    Dueteronomy 18:9-12, 4:19-20, 17:2-5
    Jeremiah 10:2, 27:9-10

    *I dont argue scriptures so if anyone wants a debate you wont get it here sorry buddy, I simply believe the bible to be the infallible written word of God.*

    _________________________________

    So why did u even click on this post anyway? :waiting:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related WONDER WOMAN

    His what are you askin to be in the "know" about?
    Choco i was talkin bout comment 185. I just felt a lot of back and forth comin on

  • MissHarlem

    FIANCE :yahoo: you know thats my fav boob. I will always ride and die for you and you only

    CANDI *screams* YOU DOOOO LOVEEE MEEEE that tatt aint got chit on Gucci tatt :no:

    YVONNE dont hurt nobody

  • jazzyiest

    @ BruhMan

    See...just when I was about to keave you pulled me back in. I did that ish the other night!!!! I've NEVER been super stupid before with him in my life. As soon as I did I really think he loved it!!! This ninja is crazy for real. When I'm nice he's stupid but azz soon as I get "sista girl" on his azz he loves it. Y'all are crazy for real. Who wants that type of relationship??? For my own sanity I think I may have to leave this ni**a alone.

    @ Yvonne

    I'm with you mama. A backup plan is what I need.

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related WONDER WOMAN

    @ BruhMan
    crazy chicks have the best s3x! Believe me I know :coffee:

  • chibytex

    candibfly says:

    #teamcleanandTRYandcookfortheirman

    i’m still learning y’all *flips thru some recipes*

    ___________________________________________
    iTS VERY IMPORTANT THAT IF YOU WANT A HUSBAND YOU KNOW HOW TO EITHER COOK OR CLEAN OR DO BOTH....
    If you dont cook or clean what the fukk is your purpose...puzzi and good looks aint enough once you get married...
    My a$$ be cooking up a storm....but I love to cook.. I will watcht the Food Network all day...Find something I like and cook it just like what I saw on TV...I didnt realize I had to gift of cooking until I got laid off...but now people be calling to me cook stuff for them...and my hubby loves it...

    Im not that much of a cleaner...he is...(that military mentality) so it works for us...

  • miamore1973

    I agree I'm spiritual and I believe in God and Jesus I don't believe in religion and I don't believe that I'm going to Hell if I don't sit in a particular building all day on Sunday. If I go to that building it's because I may be looking for a good word not because it's going to save my soul.

    @Detroit your a perfect example actually you say it's a sin and witchcraft to believe in astrology and I don't debate that even though I find some truth and enjoy astrology. Although I don't claim to be perfect. I think its about showing your faith in the Lord that He will guide you and He controls all things. Astrology and Tarot and Fortune Telling is basically saying that you don't have that faith.

    HOWEVER it is also in the Bible that to gossip is against the rules also but yet here you are on a GOSSIP BLOG. REading what Sandra Rose (isn't she a lesbian) is gossiping (strike 2) about other people. The hypocrisy kills me.

    If your gonna preach it be about it.

  • candibfly

    *toots my rump in the air and puts my hands on my knees* i'm ready for the pic! :yahoo:

  • yvonne79

    @BruhMan5th Flr: Phukk that! If you are holding down two jobs and paying all the bills, the least she can do is keep the house clean and cook you a meal or two. I know her momma taught her better than that! :no:

  • ohpretty1

    I am all things Taurus, so hmph @ those people and their changes.

  • jazzyiest

    I'm not lying either. I called this dude everything but a child of God that night AND hit him with my car. I was that pissed!

    It was just a tap but it doesn't matter. That steel on a ni**as shinbone is sure to cause at least a bruise.

  • Detroitsaidit

    Sorry you hate me and never met me but thats on you. I dont have to go around thumping a bible. I simply stating what I wanted in MY post just like everybody else did in theirs. I'm not debating what you do with YOUR life, thats not my business and I dont care, honestly, I dont. Do your thing, do what YOU do, post what YOU want to post and I'll do the same. Funny how people think I'm trying to change them, nope. Dont let little ole me make anyone feel uncomfortable or guilty. I just simply commented on a post and replied to a couple of posters. I dont have a heaven or hell to put you in, just telling you how MY house is ran. You showing me how yours is ran. I'm here to laugh or get mad at what Sandra posts just like you, chill.

  • Dymond

    candiTHEflyest :clap: ur so athletic!!!
    ***takes off in a sprint and completes 3 full cartwheels with a front flip tuck perfect landing and proceeds to start percolating***
    HIS and HARLEM!!! It's time for the percolator :danban:

  • candibfly

    so bruhman u stayed longer bc of the vj? *andre 3000 voice* it's hard to leave when u know that thang juicy :whistle:

  • chibytex

    @jUsTiAra
    If you dont believe in it or dont want no parts in it..why the fluckk did you come into the post...

    you wouldnt want the witchcrafting and devilworshipping to rub off on you righ?
    GTFOH!!

  • jazzyiest

    @ Dymond :hug:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Detroit you kin to REST-O??? :waiting:

    I hope you don't play SPADES either... :coffee: <-----Dr.Pepper minus the rocks...with a hint of a 27th flavor...

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Wonder
    Oh okay anyway I got my answer and now I don't feel so damn silly :lol: :thumbsup: PSPPPPPPPPPPPP

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :danban: @ DYMOND

  • candibfly

    hush phrozen! LOL

    *sits in the corner waiting for bible study* its ok detroit :hug:

  • chibytex

    HOWEVER it is also in the Bible that to gossip is against the rules also but yet here you are on a GOSSIP BLOG. REading what Sandra Rose (isn’t she a lesbian) is gossiping (strike 2) about other people. The hypocrisy kills me.

    If your gonna preach it be about it.
    _____________________________________________
    Bang! Pow! Boooooooooom!!!

  • yvonne79

    Phrozen1der will have added 23 flavors in that DR Pepper by the time we get back to work on Tuesday! :lol:

  • StillASassyOne

    @His!

    Hey!! You sexy azz virgo!

    @#206 & #214 (Chi & Choco)

    I TOTALLY agree. God is not in favor of anything that would basically DIVIDE his people and cause them to even go to war or cause harm to people who are not in the path they are....

    But I ain't finna do no religion debate now because I can go on and on and on with that subject when I sense people who just "follow" with no "thought" behind it.

    And Jazzyiest:

    Yes- we Aquarians are moody, batshyt crazy and will change our minds every minute. When we want you- you need to be all over us. And when we needa break- you better get the hell from around us and we don't care that the changes happen in under a 10-minute period. DEAL WITH IT!

  • KDub

    I am all things Taurus
    -------------------------------
    :hug: to u too fellow Taurus....

  • Dymond

    :hug: Jazzi! Choco! Chiby! Yvonne! Wondawoman! Im sorry to leave anybody out but this roll call mess is time consuming

    PHROZEN!!!!!!!!!!! :cheers:

    to dimpz, tiff and lakes where are ya'll??????? :crying:

  • chibytex

    I hope you don’t play SPADES either… <—–Dr.Pepper minus the rocks…with a hint of a 27th flavor…
    _________________________________________________________
    Yes cause playing cards is 'witchcraft' too right...

    Man I hate hyprocrites more than Nikki Garbaj, Gabrielle Union and Miss Carried Baby all put together...

    Aint no future in your fronting....

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Jazziest
    I would agree phase him out especially if the only way you get his attn is by acting out he gonna ruin you for your real man!

  • miamore1973

    I don't hate you at all that's not in my heart especially about someone I don't even know.

    Just like you I was just saying what I believe also. Not sure about anyone else but I'm very comfortable with me and my life. No guilt here. But like I said I don't claim to be perfect.

    The only thing that scares me about death is if it's going to hurt and I don't want to leave my babies before they're grown. I'm not worried at all.

  • KDub

    Dr.Pepper minus the rocks…with a hint of a 27th flavor…
    --------------------------------------------------
    The extra flavor is "lightning bolt ice cream" ain't it?

  • chibytex

    Hey Diana...oops I mean Dymond!!!!
    :waves:

  • His_Mommy623

    @Yvonne *wipes forhead* I cnt have u angered at me *hits u with the 95 ghetto grl hand on hip pose* this is gawn be a good pic...

    excuse me while i butt in but ,
    BruhMan5th Flr says:

    @ Yvonne I mean Im no neat freak but I should not have been in the relationship working all day and on my days off keeping a house clean but she sure did know how to be all types of encouraging in bed

    :lol: A MESS!

    @Brown, I was tryna find out why u were gawn leave the post bew..

    @Fiance, lets make sho it stays that way hunney :lick: all OVER!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    that the changes happen in under a 10-minute period. DEAL WITH IT!
    ____________________
    :blink: RUNNNNNNNN :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Candi @Yvonne :lol:

    @Dymond :cheers:

  • His_Mommy623

    awww man Phrozens ass has shown up! :waves:

  • Phrozen1der

    @KDub :rofl:

  • StillASassyOne

    And Miamore (#251) has my vote.

    Follow GOD, not your RELIGION. There's a clear cut difference between the two. Trust me... :coffee:

    Also @ Chi: you are sooo right about Pisces! My fiance', female bff, 3 of 4 ex-boyfriends, male bff, and brother are all Pisces and lawd...they are moody, liars, slightly judgmental and hypocritical, sensitive about every damn thing you say, needy as hell and like to f**k all damn day!

    I can't stand they azzes but they're attracted to me rednecks to Sarah Palin! I can't escape them! It's the matrix!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I don’t want to leave my babies before they’re grown. I’m not worried at all.
    __________________________
    :preach: FAITH IN HIM IS AWESOME Cuz my only worries is leaving my babies also!

  • Dymond

    :danban: @ saso and kdubb whas poppin!!!!!!!!!

    PSP, here you go babe :blunt: and yes candi I have some specially made v-blunts for you, the end of them light up when u puff and there's fake smoke that is actually made of clouds that have been transformed into smoke form (is that fog? :think: ) and even better they smell like the bath and body works scent of ur choice!!

  • Phrozen1der

    @His :waves: Waddap love?? I'm patiently awaiting my 3 day work release.... :lol:

  • His_Mommy623

    I absolutely do NOT wanna be murdered or burned...and thats all I'm gawn say about that death chit *shudders*

    *twerks sumptin to take my mind off it*

  • yvonne79

    Hey Dymond...

    *chest bumps*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    PHROZENNNNNNN me too :wink:

  • candibfly

    y'all see why i love dymond so much?! *squeals and snorts like T__Y* :yahoo:

  • His_Mommy623

    @Phrozen, mines started today :danban: now if my pharmacist can find me some of that good, a btch will be content. If not, I'm dranking tonight :yahoo:

  • chibytex

    Yes- we Aquarians are moody, batshyt crazy and will change our minds every minute. When we want you- you need to be all over us. And when we needa break- you better get the hell from around us and we don’t care that the changes happen in under a 10-minute period. DEAL WITH IT!
    ____________________________________________________________
    my other best friend...she requires ALOT of attention..and when she doesnt want to be bothered I leave her alone! BUT she's an awesome friend...
    She gave me $750 towards my wedding cake...she always lets me and my family crash her house when I come to Houston AND
    she's taking me to EGYPT for my 30th birthday in March...
    and she will beat a bish down over me...I love her...

  • Phrozen1der

    @StillSaso Don't forget about them being all over the place, and un-motivated and easily distracted..My sis and ex are both Pisces.... As far as that sex thing goes, I use to want it more I think :lol: something like 12 days a week...

  • ICYTIFF

    *comes in and tosses paperwork everywhere*
    FLUCK THAT IT'S FRIDDAAYYY!!!! :danban:

  • Dymond

    chibytex says:

    Hey Diana…oops I mean Dymond!!!!

    --------------------------
    i don't get this... :shrug:
    Dirty Diana maybe? :think: Princess Diana? Diane Sawyer?

  • StillASassyOne

    Hey Dymond!!!!

    @Phro

    To co-sign Kington...I didn't realize that your name translated to "Phrozen Wonder" either until Kingston said it! :rofl:

    I've been calling you "Phrozen Elder" all this damn time!

    That happened in college- I used to pass this camry who's license tag said: "UHITISU" everyday in the parking garage for a year before I finally looked at it one-day and relaized it meant: "U HIT, I SUE."

    :ashamed: Such a blonde sometimes...

  • ICYTIFF

    SUP DYMOND I SEE YOU SHININ BAYBEE! :yahoo:

    Candi & His shall we toast to the weekend? :cheers:

  • candibfly

    did this nig say 12 days a week?! :rofl:

    i see what u did there

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    something like 12 days a week…
    ___________________________:rofl:

    :waves: TIFFFFFF

  • candibfly

    @tif leegggggo! *sips a hurricane made with 151 with my pink up*

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco :yes:

    @His :lol:

  • ICYTIFF

    choco, less blaze baybee! :blunt:

  • chibytex

    they are moody, liars, slightly judgmental and hypocritical, sensitive about every damn thing you say, needy as hell and like to f**k all damn day!
    ______________________________________________
    thats me ALL DAY!!!!!

  • His_Mommy623

    Tiff! :yahoo:

    May the weekend be full of debauchery!! :koolaid:

  • yvonne79

    @chibytex: Can I be her friend too? I mean, I'm sure I'm equally as awesome but I'm on a strict budget and what not. Got goals and sh!t I'm trying to accomplish. :-D

  • StillASassyOne

    @Phro

    @StillSaso Don’t forget about them being all over the place, and un-motivated and easily distracted.

    YES!! They are jack-of-all-trades, master of not a damned ONE!! And don't call them out on it and say, you can't stick to a damned thing, try finishing something first! They'll cal you a hater, unsupportive and some more sh*t.....

    I think all Pisces need therapy, honestly.

    @Chi

    Best thing about Aquarians- we are loyal as hell to a FAULT. If we fux with you, we'll go down in flames for you. If we don't fux with you.....you'll need all the prayer you can get. Nobody "ride or dies" like an Aquarius!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @TIFF
    :cheers: and :blunt: btw the my real name in Tiffany in real life so when i see Tiff I get a lil confused :lol:

  • candibfly

    May the weekend be full of debauchery!!
    ---------------------------------------

    nah mean! :hump:

  • Phrozen1der

    @StillSaso :rofl:

    @Choco @Candi Yeah I'm something like a nymph :lol:

  • Dymond

    :blunt:
    :koolaid: <----corona's
    Hey Tiff you sessy sessy thang you!!!!!!!

    Im about to go to el luncho...we partying this afternoon? if so, please direct me towards that post via email

  • ICYTIFF

    Everybodys losin their mind ova this damm Ravens vs Steelers game 2morr. any football fanz in here?

  • chibytex

    But Im not hypocritical about things that other believe in..

    Like I might tell somebody that they dont need to be drinking as I spark up a :blunt:....

    Or I might say you shouldnt spend moeny on that bish....but turn around as ask for some shoes or some chit...

    Not hypocritcal about people's religion and chit..

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related WONDER WOMAN

    did this broad come back in and not acknowledge me?!?!?!?!?!

  • FABULOSALAKER

    @DYMOND IM HERE JUST CLUTCHING MY PEARLS STILL GOT VISUAL OF DIABLA IN MY HEAD :wail: HOLD ME!!!

  • yvonne79

    StillASassyOne says:
    Best thing about Aquarians- we are loyal as hell to a FAULT. If we fux with you, we’ll go down in flames for you. If we don’t fux with you…..you’ll need all the prayer you can get. Nobody “ride or dies” like an Aquarius!
    January 14, 2011 at 1:19 pm
    *************************
    That's my brother all the way!!! :yes:

  • Dymond

    I :heart: football..it's my favorite sport!!!

  • candibfly

    heffa let go of the pearls and get on these hurricanes i made with extra 151 and everclear! :yahoo:

  • His_Mommy623

    *hands Candi a set of bedsheets I personally made with sex positions stitched all over them*

    gawn head and fugg knit all over those sugah *wink*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    May the weekend be full of debauchery!!
    —————————————

    nah mean!
    ___________________
    This :lol:

  • ICYTIFF

    @choco awww sheeiittt!!! i knew you were special :dance:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    CHit my SIS is an AQUARIUS bish slam off her rocker bi-polar azz self REAL :lol:

  • chibytex

    i don’t get this…
    Dirty Diana maybe? Princess Diana? Diane Sawyer?
    __________________________________
    Uhmm duhhh Dymond's real name in The Player's Club was Diana....
    U should know this being that she is your alter ego...

  • Dymond

    @ wondawoman: update on the carols daughter please u like????

    :hug: to LAKERbaby! i lub u!!!!!!!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Tiff
    Now if you are a VIRGO that would be a OMEN :rofl: :lol: SIKE

  • His_Mommy623

    *faints* @Everclear...a btch will have NO lining in her throat after a shot of that..

    *hands Laker an adios mufugga* start off with that delicious blue orgasm in a cup *nods*

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    @ICY
    :yes: Da Bears! :thumbsup:

  • candibfly

    gawn head and fugg knit all over those sugah *wink*

    ---------------------------------------

    :dead: i got a fresh 12 pack of knitting needles :D

  • ICYTIFF

    Brown darling...you know I waz saving the best for last! :love: <----CwutIdidThere*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Uhmm duhhh Dymond’s real name in The Player’s Club was Diana….
    U should know this being that she is your alter ego…
    ______________________
    :lol: Poor Dymond had a blonde moment

  • His_Mommy623

    @Chi :rofl: poor Dymond dnt know her name!

  • Phrozen1der

    @StillSaso #Agreed! Oh yeah don't forget they say you are "controlling", "passive aggressive" and some mo shyt... I'm like I'm easy going, and I don't say foul stuff cause I don't want to hurt your "precious feelings" but do NOT push me.... :lol:

  • Dymond

    @ chiby, I meant to post that I figured it out... ur not supposed to know my real name. :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related WONDER WOMAN

    Dymond I love it!
    I waashed my hair last night and put the milk on there and I could tell the difference in the way it felt this mornin!

  • Mean Kitty

    PURRRRR..................

    **gets Hurricane from Candi**

    CANCERS ARE THE FUQQIN BEST SIGN OF ALL TIMES!!!! I DON'T CARE WHAT THEM YT PPL SAY ABOUT THE ZODIAC CHANGING.....I WILL REMAIN A CANCER. MY MOMMA SAID DON'T LISTEN TO THEM YT PPL CUZ THEY WILL HANG U......MY MOMMA DONT EVER LIE!!!

  • FABULOSALAKER

    @HIS I DO TEQUILA BISH AAAAAAAAYAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAYYYY ** BUST OPEN BOTTLE OF DON JULIO AND BAG OF LIMONS** NOW WHO GON TAKE SHOTS **TAKES OUT A BATCH OF JELLO SHOTS SCWABERRY FLAVA**

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related WONDER WOMAN

    :kiss: Tiff
    there you go makin me feel all warm and tingly inside!

  • chibytex

    StillASassyOne says:
    Best thing about Aquarians- we are loyal as hell to a FAULT. If we fux with you, we’ll go down in flames for you. If we don’t fux with you…..you’ll need all the prayer you can get. Nobody “ride or dies” like an Aquarius
    _______________________________________
    Yes loyal by fault....and see pisces people aint loyal to nothin....but some kind of way with her being so loyal to me it makes loyal to her...

    Bish got me planning her 30th b-day party...mind you I live in Chicago, she lives in Houston...do you know how many hours I've spent on the internet planning this chit...but its all gonna pay off...I'll be waking up on March 16 looking at the Nile River....

  • FABULOSALAKER

    **PUZAZAY POPS NEXT TO MEAN KITTY** CANCERS ALL FUKN DAY BAAAAAABY!! :cheer: I KNEW U WAS MY MAIN BISH!!!

  • ICYTIFF

    @awsome, i like the bears too.. Everyone feels the need to mention that i don't have on Purple today.. excuuusee mee for not being a die hard Ravens fan...geesh :shrugs:

  • His_Mommy623

    Where is Mean aka Kitty pop? I missed him yesterday...as well as some good e-beef fckery smh...

    I know er'bawday that was adding mofos on FB yesterday better be adding me too! *sneer*

  • StillASassyOne

    @Chi

    That shounds exactly like every Pisces I know. It's still hypocritical!! :rofl:

    @Yvonne

    Your brother is probably a damn good person too! If ever you get into some sh*t and may need a partner-in-crime, you'll never go wrong with an Aquarius.

    @Choco
    SHHHH!!! *whisper* All Aquarians are a "little bit" bipolar to an extent. We have a quiet, calm introvert that wants to do things the "right way" that fights against our loud, brash, life-of-the-party extrovert that don't give fux how it gets done as long as we can do it! :wink:

  • candibfly

    no this b1tch does not have diabla as her gravie :rofl:

  • yvonne79

    candibfly says:
    heffa let go of the pearls and get on these hurricanes i made with extra 151 and everclear!
    January 14, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    **********************

    *comes over with a funnel, lays on my back*

    "Candi, you know what to do!!"

  • His_Mommy623

    did I type this mufugga up? or is that NOT Mean? it better be!!!

  • Phrozen1der

    @Mean's mom sounds like she is a riot... :rofl:

  • candibfly

    I KNEW U WAS MY MAIN BISH!!!

    ------------------------------------------

    *knocks framed friendship contract down off the wall and runs down the steps of my 25 room mansion [let me have this!} and down the street* :crying:

  • ICYTIFF

    Mean!!! how ya dewin darlin :hug:

  • His_Mommy623

    :dead: @Laker...btch I'm tryna forget that scary ho! *weeps*

    @Yvonne, lemme get it on the funnel love bew *bats lashes*

  • FABULOSALAKER

    @CANDI IF IM SSSSCARED ALL YALL BISHES FINNA HAVE SOME NIGHTMARES THIS BISH GOT ME SSSCARED AS FUK I CAN HEAR HER TALKN TO ME!!! :wail: MAKE IT STOP!!!!

  • chibytex

    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    @ICY
    Da Bears!
    _______________________________________
    :hurl:
    you and my hubby...I hope Seattle beat the chit outta them...
    I'm going for the Jets baby!!

    (shhhhh I got an ex-dip/who's my friend now. His brother plays for the Jets...so I'm :cheer: for them)

  • candibfly

    yvonne79 says:

    candibfly says:
    heffa let go of the pearls and get on these hurricanes i made with extra 151 and everclear!
    January 14, 2011 at 1:23 pm
    **********************

    *comes over with a funnel, lays on my back*

    “Candi, you know what to do!!”

    ----------------------------------

    oh snap! *pours a gallon down the funnel* chug chug chug!

  • miamore1973

    lso @ Chi: you are sooo right about Pisces! My fiance’, female bff, 3 of 4 ex-boyfriends, male bff, and brother are all Pisces and lawd…they are moody, liars, sensitive about every damn thing you say, needy as hell

    ----------------------

    yeah my boy lies with a straight face. One day I told him you have one more chance to tell the truth open your mouth say the wrong thing and you'll be getting up off the floor. This fool said um well and WHAP!!!

    SCORPIO!!!!!!

    just for clarification um well meant he was thinking of the next lie it doesn't take that long to tell the truth so he ended up on the floor.

    I love being a Scorpio wouldn't be nuthin else.

  • Phrozen1der

    One of my bruhs told us yest. his mom stole everything for his dorm room his freshmen year..Most folks would judge, initially I did then I realized she was just being resourceful... :coffee: <----Dr.Pepper with a hint of the anonymous 26th flavor....

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Sass
    OMG girl y does my sis act soooooo effn nice when she need something and then that bish will get and you get a prank call from her the next day "YA BLAK BISH" :blink: WTF REAL CHICK :rofl: I told that bish I would come over her house and beat her azz she ain't called me since :lol:

  • His_Mommy623

    *chases Candi* forgive Laker grl, for she knows not what she do

    *slides 66k white gold herringbone necklace around ur neck* its a lil stiff but u bling blingin bewski!

  • Mean Kitty

    @Laker: No u don't have Diablo as ur gravi. I'm fuqqin Dead at u!!!

    @HIS: Hey baby!!!! :hug: U typed my azz right on up didn't u

  • miamore1973

    No one has mentioned a crazy ass aries yet. Can't stand um but they seem to be around every corner waiting for me. SO DAMN DRAMATIC NEVER AT FAULT CAN'T ACCEPT RESPONSIBLITY FOR ISH!!

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    @chi really? *aims slingshot with knuckle pellets at your azz*

  • candibfly

    @his how u know i wasn't a fan of "gold gold" u are so thoughtful :love: that white gold sure does set off my caramel butterscotch complexion huh :D #humble

  • StillASassyOne

    @Chi

    Awww- is your bday March 16? That's the same day as my brother's (RIP) and my male-BFF, and my female BFF's is the 15th.

    Since your a 3/16....I know you got a real SPECIAL brand of Pisces craziness with you. :wink:

    And one around us, you have to become loyal to us in some way...or you'll get on our bad side...and you don't EVER want that. I believe Aquarians can make the world end if they get mad enough.

  • Daisy

    I don't know anybody who "belives" in it per se but we all know our signs and rep them if that makes sense

    #LEOSrock :dance:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Laker who is that elderly gentelmen in your pic??

  • FABULOSALAKER

    ME- UMM HI MY NAME IS LAKER I BE UR NEW ROOMATE
    DIABLA- REALLY?? **STARES ME UP AND DOWN** HOPE U LIKE FISH!!
    ME- QUE????
    DIABLA- BISH DON'T PLAY I KNOW SPANISH NOw GET ON UR KNEES!!
    ME- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :wail:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Hey MEANNNNNN

  • His_Mommy623

    @Mean *slides over to u in my "Gay is the way" halter top and airbrushed Gloria Vanderbilt white jeans while blasting its raining men outta my cassette boom box*

    I have missed u so!! :hug: I know u better add a bish on THE BOOK *holding shank*

  • candibfly

    *curls up in awesome's lap eating chocolate chip cookies and getting crumbs every* ur back! :hug:

  • Mean Kitty

    Diablo, Green Eyes, and that lil short hispanic woMAN on that show scared me so straight, I was about to fuq a girl last night. I have never seen women that looked like they were biological born men!

  • chibytex

    candibfly says:

    no this b1tch does not have diabla as her gravie
    _____________________________________________________
    Diablo/a makes me wanna go get on my knees and :pray:
    Just looking at her gives me the creeps....

    She said "I dont do drive bys. I walk up to you and kill you. I wanna see you die." That chit sounded SCAAAAARYYYYYYY!!!

  • candibfly

    Daisy says:

    I don’t know anybody who “belives” in it per se but we all know our signs and rep them if that makes sense

    ----------------------------------

    that's me. virgons in the mutha truckin building what does that mean tho? iono :shrugs:

  • His_Mommy623

    @Candi, I hate yellow gold too! *fingers my "soul sistah" poster I have with ur face on it* ur my btch!

    @Laker :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    I was about to fuq a girl last night. I have never seen women that looked like they were biological born men!
    ________________________
    :rofl:

  • Mean Kitty

    @His: I can't add somebody I have no information about. send me an email uga_guy02 at yahoo . com

  • StillASassyOne

    @Choco

    LMAO! That sounds like me! I woulda called you back afterwards though and kept messing with you! :rofl:

    @Mia

    I found the best way to get a Pisces to stop lying is to lie to them. Most Pisces can't stand it if you can beat them at their own game. They'll leave anything alone if they know the person they're up against is better at it and it could be turned around on them. It's a plus for the wrong sh*t they do, but a minus in other parts. They won't even TRY anything if they think they'll fail or if somebody is around who does it better. They're so easily discouraged. I truly believe you can talk a Pisces out of anydamnthing if you tried...

  • candibfly

    but wait how come i misspelled vigo? :rofl:

  • yvonne79

    StillASassyOne says:
    @Yvonne
    Your brother is probably a damn good person too! If ever you get into some sh*t and may need a partner-in-crime, you’ll never go wrong with an Aquarius.
    January 14, 2011 at 1:29 pm
    ***********************
    He has good intention but things get a little lost in translation. He is indeed my partner in crime even when you don't need him to be. DOn't tell him anything about someone threathening to do bodily harm to you or the family. All hell will break loose. Let's just say my brother hasn't cared for any of the men I've dated. And rightfully so, I've been dogged out (you live and you learn). It's to the point where we had to confiscate all weapons in his possession. To this day, my ex (we're cool now) will freeze up when he sees a red Suburban riding down the street because he thinks it's my batsh!t crazy brother with his wife and boys riding shotgun..... :blink:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related WONDER WOMAN

    @ HIS, 337
    DON'T WORRY THEM MOFO'S DIDN'T ADD ME EITHER BUT THAT'S ALRIGHT CUZ I GOT SOMETHIN FO THAT AZZ!

    *pulls out revolver*
    PEWN PEWN (pause) PEWN PEWN!!!!!

  • FABULOSALAKER

    @PHRO ITS A LADY :wail: THAT HAUNTS ME IN MY SLEEP :wail:
    @MEAN WE CRY TOGTHERS :whistle: CANCERS ARE THE BESSSTEST :heart:
    @CANDI WHAT I DO MAMAS??? **LOOOKS AT DIABLA AND SKEEALS***

  • His_Mommy623

    SHUT THE FUGG UP MEAN!! :dead:

    Virgos are the sheittttttttt *twirls 677 times*

    @Awesome, how u doing bew? WHAT a kayuteeee baybeee *squeals*

  • Mean Kitty

    And then Diablo said that she had a daughter. I was so confused. WHO? WHAT? HOW? WHEN? WHERE? and WHY? I'm still tryna wrap my mind around all of that. A buffalo must have climbed her back......

  • candibfly

    fugg it, maybe i ain't one since i can't seem to spell it :crying:

    laker i forgive u, only bc u said "skeeals" and that made me giggle

  • His_Mommy623

    Mean Kitty says:

    @His: I can’t add somebody I have no information about. send me an email uga_guy02 at yahoo . com

    did this nigga just sass me? oh fine! *emails away*

    :dead: @Candi fcking up the spelling AGAIN!

    @Brown yo ass aint add me either *holds shank*

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    @Candi just got back from lunch. What did I miss?
    *builds 79 stairs and runs up em on my hands with two bottles of moscato between my toes*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Choco

    LMAO! That sounds like me! I woulda called you back afterwards though and kept messing with you!
    ____________________
    She normally would've but I told her I would get the police involved and press charges :lol: she calls me, moms and my sis like that some days she catch me on the wrong day and bish will get in her car :lol:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Mean

    I let you slide with #364..now with #376, your azz has got to go!

    :dead: at the buffalo reference

  • His_Mommy623

    @Mean, done *nods*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    A buffalo must have climbed her back……
    ____________________
    :rofl: I've got to catch this show yall are traumatized

  • candibfly

    awesome u are so talented. *checks for toe jam on the bottles of moscato*

    u ain't miss much. just ackin a fool as usual. :thumbsup:

  • yvonne79

    miamore1973 says:
    No one has mentioned a crazy ass aries yet. Can’t stand um but they seem to be around every corner waiting for me. SO DAMN DRAMATIC NEVER AT FAULT CAN’T ACCEPT RESPONSIBLITY FOR ISH!!
    January 14, 2011 at 1:34 pm
    ************************
    Yep! I can agree with that. My ex (Aries) is the one my brother was looking for.....and found!!!

  • chibytex

    Aewsome:
    Im really a Cowboys fan....but being that we didnt do chit this year...I crossed over...

    If the Cowboys sux then I go for the Saints(I got a bunch of fam frm N.O.)
    If the Saints are out I go for the Jets...

    My heart and soul belong to the Dallas Cowboys though..I will never ever ever be a Bears, Bulls, White Sox, Cubs, Blackhawks fan...NEVER!!!

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    Wassup His. *punches tree into 2 million toothpicks*

  • StillASassyOne

    @Yvonne

    As long as his heart is in the right place, it's always a good thing! :yes:

    @Brown (wit dem lips)

    You liked the Carol's Hair Milk? It never did inteethang for me! The hair butter can lay some stuff DOWN though.

    I switched to SheaMoisture from CD tho. The elixir was too greasy and the hair milk became hard in my hair after a while (imo.)

  • Phrozen1der

    @Laker :no: that is an elderly gentelmen...No lady should EVER be that manly.... :rofl: at haunting you in your sleep tho.... I wonder if the "brolic" ones like her get sad when they are on their "cycle" if their nips get sensitive do they flick and go on, or do they shank a bish.. :think:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    thinks it’s my batsh!t crazy brother with his wife and boys riding shotgun…..
    _______________________
    :lol: :hugs: boo for being dogged out who hasn't boo!

  • candibfly

    i tried something from CD (don't remember the name of it) but i didn't like it :no: it was toooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo heavy and the smell was too strong

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWrKEZYUJ6Q Ace

    *runs to DVR Beyond Scared Straight*

  • StillASassyOne

    @Awesome

    OMG! Who is that precious snugglepuss in your gravi?! Ohhhh!! I want to grab her cheeks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    She's sooooo cute!! Lemme hold her! *extends arms*

  • StillASassyOne

    @Candi-

    YES! That smell is tooooooo natural and toooo strong for me! My man ain't like it neither. :nono:

  • chibytex

    They’ll leave anything alone if they know the person they’re up against is better at it and it could be turned around on them. It’s a plus for the wrong sh*t they do, but a minus in other parts. They won’t even TRY anything if they think they’ll fail or if somebody is around who does it better. They’re so easily discouraged. I truly believe you can talk a Pisces out of anydamnthing if you tried…

    ____________________________________________________________
    OMG!!! That is soooooooo TRUE!!!! We do NOT like COMPETITION!!!!! at. All.
    Cause I feel like trying to compete with somebody is beneath me....and pisces also dont like the feeling of losing or being rejected...

    So if we know we cant win...we wont even go there...For what....we have an ego/image to uphold.....

  • ohpretty1

    #hugsanddaps to KDub!!! Now it makes since that you say so many things I'm thinking at times.

  • His_Mommy623

    @Mean, all I kept thinking when Diablo was yelling "Im gna be yo daddy" was that her vajayjay must smell like gym socks and mystery prison meat...I watched the show from under my bed and fixed my life after the credits rolled...i couldnt :nono:

    @Awesome *gathers up toothpicks* thank u bew...I'm having steak tonight. These will come in Handy *wink*

  • http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

    Hey Miamore, How did you know that I am from Cally

  • FABULOSALAKER

    @MEAN **ROCKS BAK AND FORTH IN HER CUBICLE** DIABLA DID SAY SHE WANNA SEE U DIE!! THEN SHE CRIED AND I ALMOST FELT SORRY THAN SHE LOOKED STRAIGHT AT THE CAMERA AND I SCREAMED!!! WHAT ABOUT WHEN THEY TOOK THEM BAD AZZ GIRLS TO THE RESTROOM OUTSIDE AND TOLD THEM HOW INMATE WAS KILLED BEATEN RAPED IN THERE!!! **FAINTS***

  • Mean Kitty

    @His: Request sent.....

    @Choco: U missed that show? U really gotta see it. Its a good show but them women scared the fluck out of me.

    @SASO: LOL lemme go to the :kona:

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    @Sassy
    That's my Symone. Just turned 15 months. That pic was at 9.

  • His_Mommy623

    OhPretty!! where u been? *runs to u and hits the dougie*

    hey Ace! :waves:

  • KDub

    @CandiB I been meaning to say ALLLLLLLL DAY....UNC BETTER STAND THE HAIL UP! If I had time today I would ride over to Franklin St. and BLAST my horn ALLLLL the way DOWN that bish with my windows rolled down BLASTING "Who Run It" by Three Six Mafia!!!

    :yahoo:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related WONDER WOMAN

    @ SASSY
    Are you sayin you like my lips?!?!?!?! *bats eyelashes*

    Anyway I got the Light Hair Milk and I love it because it's not heavy,greasy or sticky

  • chibytex

    And then Diablo said that she had a daughter. I was so confused. WHO? WHAT? HOW? WHEN? WHERE? and WHY? I’m still tryna wrap my mind around all of that. A buffalo must have climbed her back……

    _________________________________________
    OmG! I just read this...you got me over her snorting and chit.... :rofl: :rofl:
    She musta got raped...maybe that's why she looks that way...aint no way in HAIL she just GAVE up that twat....the only peen she look like she has ever saw is the one she straps on every night....

  • His_Mommy623

    @Mean, *slides a "down ass chick" onesie on u* this is why I lubz u like I do!

    @Snoots *plays in ur hair* hows my bewski doing today? :hug:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Chi

    See...you're a Pisces all damn day. And I don't mind it at all (for the bad traits.) I'm a better liar, cheater and mind-f**ker so I've shown that to every Pisces I've EVER dealt with. It's going be a lonnnggggg night trying to outwit me.

    But at the same time- ya'll use that "its no point/ego" excuse to get out of sh*t that ya'll really SHOULD do but are scared to fail at. Ya'll act like p**sies on that. Probably why ya'll never can stay on task for any damn thing ever ever ever!! *drives me nuts*

  • Mean Kitty

    :waves: @ Phrozen and Ace!!!

    @His: I cant even stop laughing at ur comment about ur vajayjay smelling like gym socks or mystery prison meat. Go to the :kona: NOW!!!

    @Laker: That was so nasty. Aint no way in heck I will make it in the womens prison. Green Eyes and Diablo probably be fuqqin everybody up in there including the guards. I could get thru the mens prison tho. I will suck a peen or 2 if need be to get by.....oh hell....I will be MADAME MEAN up in that bish.

  • candibfly

    @kwall i might stop by franklin st when i'm in nc and knock some cars over, hang from street lamps, and start a small fire while wearing nothing but carolina blue paint! :wave: <---- tarheel grannies

  • yvonne79

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    thinks it’s my batsh!t crazy brother with his wife and boys riding shotgun…..
    _______________________
    boo for being dogged out who hasn’t boo!
    January 14, 2011 at 1:46 pm
    *****************
    I know everyone's been dogged out a time or two but buddy was DIRTY with it. Needless to say, one of the women he was cheating with was already married. He was trying to end things with her so he can marry me. SHe decides she's not leaving without a fight. Words were exchanged. She threathened to "off" me, my children, him and his daughter AND his parents. Word got back to the family (who's straight hood; I've shared some of the stories) and it was on!!!!!

  • Phrozen1der

    @Chibytex You think she tickles it if she gets horny?? I mean you think she moans or grunts??? :rofl:

  • ELove

    For the ONES that believe this Zodiac Change MESS...

    The FORMER Leo(s) I will dedicate the song "Float On" by The Floaters and y'all can take solace in that fact that the ENDING VERSE is...

    CANCER... And My Name is Larry !!! :rofl:

    HAPPY Friday EVERYBODY :yes:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Brown

    Your lips are hot, mama! :wink: They have a "light" version of the milk now? I bought it back in 08. Maybe they've added some new products to the line now. Hmmmmm.

    @Awesome

    She's adorable!! That's going to be trouble right there! Look at the face!

  • chibytex

    was that her vajayjay must smell like gym socks and mystery prison meat…I watched the show from under my bed and fixed my life after the credits rolled…i couldnt
    ______________________________________
    :dead:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related WONDER WOMAN

    @ HIS
    *pulls out machete*
    Bish you ain add me neither!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Phrozen1der

    @Mean waddup with your crazy self?? :lol:

  • candibfly

    phrozen please log off and start u 3 day weekend NOW

  • His_Mommy623

    ELuvah :hug:

    The Floaters tho? :lol:

    @Mean, u better branging that taut ass with me Mr. I will suck a dyck or 2 :dead:

  • ELove

    I'm WATCHING that video (Right Now...) on YouTube :lol:

    youtube.com/watch?v=gT_9OUvmb5I

    ^^^
    Don't forget to ADD The OBVIOUS :wink:

  • StillASassyOne

    @KWall

    Where you at?! Come back!

    Ise wan' reed duh lettuh dat fantayseeauh rodt tu Antwand beggin hem nod tuh go homm!

  • Phrozen1der

    @Candi :dead:

  • His_Mommy623

    @Brown, plz email a btch yo informacion! *mexi accent* and put that knife down and get on these bewbs grl!

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Ok Im back I know Phrozen talkin about that Dr. Pepper again!!

  • His_Mommy623

    Phrozen1der says:

    @Chibytex You think she tickles it if she gets horny?? I mean you think she moans or grunts???

    oh...fluck you! :kona: NOW!

  • FABULOSALAKER

    @KITTY DID U HEAR THAT SHE WAS BURNED, DROWNED RAPED AND BEATED AS A CHILD???? DROWNED AND SHE SURVIVED AT 2??? I THINK DIABLA IS FO REAL BABY DEVIL!!! <<< WHY THE FUK WE ALWYAS GOTS TO PUT BABY IN FRONT LIKE THAT MAKES HER CUTE :blink: EVEN THE GUARDS DON'T FUK WIHT HER TESTOSTORON FILLED BALLS!! :wail:

  • miamore1973

    Snooty I can see your picture. Think about who miamore may be. go to your facebook friends and think about Inglewood. Inglewood High we use to roll the streets together. We all had our babies at about the same time.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Yvonne
    Well dayum she didn't want to leave without a fight and was married oh well be glad you ARE NOT HIS WOMAN :lol: at your brother and his posse tho :nono: HOMEY DON"T PLAY THAT

    @MEAN
    What day did the show come on

  • chibytex

    But at the same time- ya’ll use that “its no point/ego” excuse to get out of sh*t that ya’ll really SHOULD do but are scared to fail at. Ya’ll act like p**sies on that. Probably why ya’ll never can stay on task for any damn thing ever ever ever!! *drives me nuts*
    _________________________________________
    Damn girl you describing me a to a tea...
    But I usually finish what I start...BUT with that being said...I'm not gonna start something that I dont think I can do...I'm not going to enter a race where I could possibly lose..Im entering the one where I'm the best so I can chit on other people....

  • candibfly

    i know y'all betta add me on the book too :waiting:

    *goes to HIS' page to see who she added recently* :pc:

  • Phrozen1der

    @His :rofl:

  • His_Mommy623

    @Phrozen, I think she snorts like a bull *shivers*

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    You think she tickles it if she gets horny?? I mean you think she moans or grunts???
    ___________________
    EEELLLLLLLLLL :rofl:

  • ELove

    @His
    Whaddup Sexxy-Mama !!! :hug:

  • chibytex

    @Phrozen1der

    I think she scratches it and she grunts...while doing it

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    so bruhman u stayed longer bc of the vj? *andre 3000 voice* it’s hard to leave when u know that thang juicy

    ________________________________________________

    :yes:

  • miamore1973

    @Mia

    I found the best way to get a Pisces to stop lying is to lie to them. Most Pisces can’t stand it if you can beat them at their own game. They’ll leave anything alone if they know the person they’re up against is better at it and it could be turned around on them. It’s a plus for the wrong sh*t they do, but a minus in other parts. They won’t even TRY anything if they think they’ll fail or if somebody is around who does it better. They’re so easily discouraged. I truly believe you can talk a Pisces out of anydamnthing if you tried…
    ---------------------------

    That is so true. I don't wanna lie to my baby though. But he is soo easily discouraged. My Virgo you can't pay her to believe or do something that she doesn't want to do .

  • http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

    The signs changed you didn't your zodiac sign is based on the on actual day you were born...which will never change so now if someone was born on your bday they will have a different sign but your sign will always be the same

  • His_Mommy623

    OUCH @scratching the Mangina

  • FABULOSALAKER

    IN MY MIND DIABLA DON'T MOAN OR GRUNT JUST HAS THAT EVIL LAUGH!!! WHLE U SCREAMING FOR UR PEARLS SHE LAUGHING AND BEATING THAT AZZZ!!! :wail:

  • His_Mommy623

    umm @Bruh, have we met? I'm His_Mommy :waves: Salutations

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    I think she goes "something something grunt something unhhhh something something nigga!"

  • FABULOSALAKER

    @BIG PAPA :hug:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    The signs changed you didn’t your zodiac sign is based on the on actual day you were born…which will never change so now if someone was born on your bday they will have a different sign but your sign will always be the same

    I knew that will you tell the countless Boobs of facebook and twitter that their still their same Zodiac sign? :yawn:

  • KDub

    @420 I am still here. You gonna hafta google..."Fantasia Email 14 January"...I don't want no trouble since Sandra frowns upon stuff like dat....AND since Sandra frontin on posting it...

    GED Teacher: Spell "Dictionary" Fantasia….

    Fanny: D-I-C-K...

    GED Teacher: GIRL JUST STOP….

  • His_Mommy623

    :dead: @ that dayum Kwall :rofl:

  • candibfly

    *lays my head on awesome's shoulder* i guess i shouldn't have drank a whole bottle of moscato by myself :ashamed: :yawn:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    So no new post :argue:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Hi His Mommy, its a blessing to be graced with your presence :dance:

  • Mean Kitty

    @Choco: It came on last night at 10pm. It is really good.

    @Chiby: Log off now!!!! U and ur comments have me laughing up a storm at my cubicle.

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    *turns off lights*

  • chibytex

    I'm going to take a :blunt: brake...
    I shall return lata...

  • miamore1973

    @spongebob that's what I was thinking this is based on where the suns/planets (whatever) were when YOU were born. So all these new babies get to be other stuff. That's going to be really confusing.

  • http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

    @HIS Hey pretty lady!

  • His_Mommy623

    @Bruh, lets be e-friends :hug:

    I'm tired now :yawn:

  • candibfly

    *pupils get big* why u turn the lights off?

  • His_Mommy623

    @Chi, SHARE!!! :blunt:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    *comes back in the room from luch and some on-the-clock-bullshytin :waves: *

  • His_Mommy623

    @Candi, I know! *feels around in the dark* whos bewb is this? :think:

  • ELove

    Heeyyyyy My PEACH !!! :hug:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    Ok, why are we in the dark? What did I get myself into entering this post
    *scrolls up to read all 3,459 comments*

  • His_Mommy623

    oh its obviously OHoneys bewb! hey sugah!!

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Bewbs....Yay

  • ELove

    @OHoney
    Whaddup... Ahhhh Can I BE That Chair you're Sitting On (Right Now...) :coffee:

  • Phrozen1der

    :dead: at @Choco @Laker @His

  • Phrozen1der

    @Chibytex :rofl:

  • His_Mommy623

    *side eye @Eluvah* always tryna be fast! :lol:

    I want a pb&j :yahoo: *wanders to the kitchen...its dead in here now

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :lol: @ Kdub smdh

  • candibfly

    i'm ready to go home! *falls on the ground kicking, screaming, snotting, and hiccuping* :crying:

    umm who's touchin my buns? :waiting:

  • FABULOSALAKER

    @BIG PAPA :kiss: THE LIGHTS ARE OFF LET ME FEEL MY WAY AROUND....

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    Logging the fuqqe off... Why, you ask? KDub #444

  • His_Mommy623

    @Candi My bad *giggles*

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    Oh wait... *thumps Phrozen in the head and walks off*

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    I thought you might've needed to sleep some of that wine off. I was gonna put you in bed and go in the front and watch 300.....again.......
    :coffee:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Who farted :rofl: :rofl: SOOOO BORRREEED

  • FABULOSALAKER

    <<<<DIABLA TALKN TO U @CANDI CALL ME DADDY!!

  • Phrozen1der

    @PSP :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    Elove Can you handle it all? I must know before I consider.....

  • candibfly

    laker log the hell off :rofl:

    @awesome so u just gon leave me here alone?! :crying: *whispers* it's scary here and i might have nightmares of diabla *side eyeing laker*

  • ELove

    @candi
    OOPS (My Bad...) I THOUGHT I was reaching for My JUICY 5'4" PEACH... Don't tell @Man... I unintentionally RUBBED Your BOOTAY :lol:

  • ELove

    @OHoney :thumbsup: :yes:

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    *starts playing on Phrozen's phone*

  • candibfly

    @elove well since it was an accident ;) he won't think anything of it, he trusts me *adjusts halo*

  • Phrozen1der

    @PSP *Answers phone in my dirty old man with twizzlers and a pink teddy bear voice* :lol:

  • MissHarlem

    Back from lunch and still no new post :no:

    Is someone behaving?

  • FABULOSALAKER

    @BIG PAPA SO U GRAVING ON TO CANDI HUH??? ***ACCEPTS COLLECT CLL FROM DIABLA TO TELL HER HOW BIG PAPA DOING ME***

  • His_Mommy623

    *re-enacting Andre 3000s Hey ya video* by myself...

  • MissHarlem

    PHRO chit why the fluck must I always tell your ass to git somewhere *sigh* my PHRO

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    Elove proceed :wink:

  • Phrozen1der

    @MissHarlem :rofl:

  • yvonne79

    OK, who just pinched my ass!!! :mad:

  • His_Mommy623

    sure am :yes:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Choco dont be bored let me massage some excitement back into your life ;)

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    *sends anonymous bullying texts from the tmobile site to Phrozen's phone*

  • ELove

    Heeyyyyy There MY Boo !!!
    Uh.. Umm I've been having some friendly conversations AMONGST Our Friends BABY :yes: Ohhhh THIS IS For YOU :kiss: And THIS Also :kiss:

  • http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

    Hey My how are you? I think

  • AWESOME ARSENAL

    I didn't pinch it, I bit it!

  • KDub

    @PSP *Answers phone in my dirty old man with twizzlers and a pink teddy bear voice*
    ----------------------------------------------
    Why do I get the feeling that chu and Diabla got the SAME voice?

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    @yvonne #490.. that was me.

  • His_Mommy623

    @Yvonne, that too may have been me.. :lol:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    @ His is that you in your gravi?

  • http://myspace.com/mullatos SnootyPooty1

    @MIamore pls send me a message on FB or text me so I can make sure

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Bruh
    Kewlll my shoulder hurt and my lower back does :wink:

  • Phrozen1der

    *Sets up Voyager (voyeur) cam to watch @OHoney @Elove do the "grown up"*

    :popcorn:

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    **Cues up Gucci Time just long enough to see who is where....turnt them back off** and spiked Phrozen's Dr. pepper

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    waits to see if His and BruhMan gonna get it crackin'.... **flips Phrozen the finger just because**

  • Phrozen1der

    :rofl: @PSP

    @KDub cause both of us are hanging low... :coffee: <-----Dr.Pepper mystery 29th flavor putting hair on my chest...

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Who :hump: awww chit! Sitting next to PHRO telling Bruh come sit next to me - whispers are you nasty :wink:

  • ELove

    @Phrozen
    Wait a Minute Bruh... Are YOU trying to get ME SHOT :think: ... :lol:

  • Dymond

    :love: andre 3000

    so I read all these dang comments and I still have no idea what we's talkin bout...

    :danban: <-----percolating

  • His_Mommy623

    :lol:@Psp

    @Bruh, it sho is *twirls 112 times* oops now i'm dizzy

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    :dead: please put Choco #507 and Phro name somewhere on my tombstone cause I don't want nobody to forget who did this to me

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    @dymond hey girl! :blunt: it's all random and I also think we're playing hide and go get it...

  • His_Mommy623

    @Dymond, its ok we dnt know either lol

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    *Sets up Voyager (voyeur) cam to watch @OHoney @Elove do the “grown up”*

    _____________________________________________________________________

    MOVE OVER !!!!! I got the Dr. Pepper I wanna see TOO

    :yahoo:

  • candibfly

    *curls up in the shape of a bean bag for HIS to fall on me*

  • MissHarlem

    EBABY oh ok just checkin on my MR. RIGHT I have the guns in a safe anyway so there will be no shooting today :kiss:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Kwall

    What's I sposed t abe typing again? I caint fine duh storie!

  • candibfly

    @psp but i've been hiding for 19 hours and nobody has got it :crying:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    @ CHOCO...... :yes:

  • StillASassyOne

    @Kwall

    Nebmine....fount it.

  • yvonne79

    ***giggles***

  • His_Mommy623

    @Candi, this why u mean so much to me *hops on magic carpet and heads over to Candis for some good wholesome fun*

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    **has one of my #ratchet friends call Phrozen and accuse him of fathering her child and giving her the clap**

  • FABULOSALAKER

    ***reading diabla's love lttr from prison askn me to put money on her books or i end up in her cell** ALRIGHT YALL FINA GO TO THIS WESTERN UNION I BE BAKS!!! :wail:

  • Dymond

    huh? somebody doin the grown folks? PLEASE STOP!!! ***sets up 6 HD cameras in multiple angles***
    CONTINUE!!!!!!

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    waits to see if His and BruhMan gonna get it crackin’…. **flips Phrozen the finger just because**

    Oh it can be whatever its gonna be...."She got that something that I like." :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Bruh
    Me too do you like to lead or be lead?

  • yvonne79

    ***sticks foot out to trip a random person walking in front of me***

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    @CandiPants.... I copped a feel and let somebody else take credit. Didn't want to be the one who robbed you of your innocence.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :rofl: @ PSP stalker/harassing PHROZEN

  • MissHarlem

    COMMENT 509 I havent been ignoring you I have just been warned to watch it so :hi:

  • StillASassyOne

    Damn....

    I'm officially on some "F**k Cricket-mouth Fantasia" stuff now. She is beyond foolish, just desperate and nasty and I can't....

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    @Yvonne #528 that was Phrozen....

  • Phrozen1der

    @PSP *Drops paddle at your feet* Wanna trade??? ;)

  • ELove

    @Phrozen
    SEE Comment #516 ... Stop trying to get me in Trouble Bruh :nono: :lol:

    Rushes back to the Crib to put THOSE GUNS back in the safe... W/O the bullets (OF COURSE...)

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    oh hey Phrozen! How ya been? Trade what? #534

  • Phrozen1der

    @PSP has me :rofl:

    :lol: I just like to watch.....

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    MsOHSOSassy so you read it huh :coffee:
    "I lied. I need U!!!"

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    @ Choco....

    It dont matter as long as you got yours and imma get mine #JUSTSAYING#

  • Dymond

    :kiss: <----on the hand
    I understand :kiss:

  • MissHarlem

    I know good and well my FIANCE aint gonna play herself after I got a warning I just know she know better. BRUHMAN I know she got that something that you like but that 25 carat ring on her finger states she belongs to me :yes:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Choco :rofl:

    @PSP :lol:

  • ELove

    @Princess (Comment #529) :thumbsup:

  • Phrozen1der

    @ELove :lol:

  • His_Mommy623

    mhm...a btch eyes is ALL OVER IT! :warning:

    @Bruh, well whatever it is, I'm glad I have it *bats lashes* but since ur gna bone Choc, I think I will drag my lawn chair out and watch :coffee: <----Jim Beam likka

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    @Elove #543 See what I did there? **sideeyes Phrozen and sucks my teeth**

  • candibfly

    @psp i knew that was ur gentle touch ;)

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    @his #545 here friend! :blunt: Move over I cant see!

  • MissHarlem

    I guess I will have the last laugh I always have a spare box of bullets hidden somewhere and we just got this mansion :lol: EBABY still dont know all the rooms :rofl:

  • Phrozen1der

    @PSP :rofl: I'm seriously trying to muffle my laughs...

  • His_Mommy623

    @Fiance, I have to share with Eluvah (who whores his self out when ur not here!) but dnt trip...I'm just watching Bruh tap Choc.... I'm a classy lady.. :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Bruh
    Thats riiiggght hun now come on over and listen to me see that feather right there yeah the HOT PINK ONE well I like to tickled and then when I start laughing you start RAMMING I mean DANCING :lol:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    His_Mommy623 says:
    @Fiance, I have to share with Eluvah (who whores his self out when ur not here!)<<<<<<<<<<<LIES!!!

  • His_Mommy623

    @SASO, what happened...what did fantasy retardo do now? plz share. I'm so bored :wail:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Miss Harlem...you got it @ His I dont want no problems.....>>Whispers to Choco<< Dont run from it

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @HIS
    Look but don't touch chit you already got them caramel bombers showing chit :think: HMMMM His boobs dooo look scrumptious on other hand cmere girl you hold the feather next :rofl:

  • His_Mommy623

    *quick fondle* OHoney, puh-leezeeee werent u just using him as a CHAIR?!?!!

    #DrySnitchin

  • ELove

    :blink: ... :think: ... Cues Rick James "I'm Just A Sucka For YOUR Luv"

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    BruhMan5th Flr says:
    Choco<< Dont run from it
    ------------------------------------------------------------------------
    Huh? O, don't mind me. Carry on :popcorn:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    Grabbing Bruh by the back of his neck and holding firmly "You don't run from it :wink:

  • His_Mommy623

    @Bruh, my Fiance is just being territoriL WE ALL FWEENDZ HERE! dnt be shook..

    @Choc :lol: ur so special and I adore u for it

  • candibfly

    y'all nasty *sits in the corner with my shawl on reading from the book for 2 live crew*

  • Dymond

    heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey O'Honey I'm Dymond :kiss: <----on the hand
    pleased to meet you

  • His_Mommy623

    oops I meant territorial* I abhor typos :yes:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    His no boo, you misunderstood.
    He asked to be my chair I was sitting in "right now" obviously the man was feelin like Usher in that other post. He needed to take a seat, he was delirious. He wanted to sit in my chair so he didn't pass out or something like that.....

  • yvonne79

    **found the light switch on, pans the room***

    :shocked:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    :hi: Dymond!

  • MissHarlem

    BRUHMAN on second thought we might get along just fine :yes:

    FIANCE so you saying EBABY whores himself out when I'm not there? *takes out box of bullets*

    OHONEY hmmmmm is this true?

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    **locks Phrozen's computer and voicemal passwords from guessing wrong toomany times**

  • ELove

    @OHoney (Comment #553) :thumbsup:

    Hands @His (Sexxy Mama) a glass full of her FAV Drink laced w/ 3 DROPS of Vasine *** She'll be KNOCKED OUT for At Least 12 hours *** Snitches NEEDS Sleep, Rest & Relaxation :lol:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    "I be Strokin!!!!!" Thats what I be doing

  • Phrozen1der

    @candibfly says:

    y’all nasty *sits in the corner with my shawl on reading from the book for 2 live crew*

    _________________________________________________________________________

    *Watching from my innocent corner dressed in my flinstone vitamins and MJ #69 never releases.... Sippin on this :coffee: <----Dr.Pepper with a hint of that over zealous 32nd flavor...

  • His_Mommy623

    this bish said the book of 2 live crew :rofl: with a shawl on..

    *adjusts my "holier than thou" brooch* I never engage in the nasty antics on this site. I prefer to make new recipes for Meals on wheels

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    :rofl: @ PSP
    We gotta move from this post it's loading to slow and I still have two hours whadda say and BRUH just follow me wherever I go K :lol:

  • KDub

    She is beyond foolish, just desperate and nasty and I can’t….
    ----------------------------------------------------
    That is not Phantasm's fault...she is from High Point, NC....

    Pop question to all the NC folks…what do you see most on the side of the road in between High Point and Charlotte?

    Answer: A WHOLE LOTTA HEFFAS (Cows)…(In my “Squeak” from Color Purpa voice)

    “You just a big ole heffa…”

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    If one more flavor gets added to this 39 flavor Dr. Pepper <<<<(see what I did there) :lol:

  • Phrozen1der

    @PSP :rofl: Why do I envision you as that girl who bumps pass the girls she does'nt like and dares them to say something... #iCANNOT!

  • His_Mommy623

    Ohoney has always been swift the typing...good one

    @Eluvah, I cant believe u would poison me! *hands the drink to Phrozen* are u thirsty bew?

  • candibfly

    *innocent corner hug* @phrozen and @his :hug:

    anywho, 3:10 is the same as 3:30. see y'all tuesday :) make dr. king proud :D

  • ELove

    Ahhh My BOO... SEE Comment #565 ... WHAT SHE SAID (Right There...)

    YOU Already KNOW @His haven't been quite right SINCE the SR Awards show... She was ACTING A STR8 FOOL That Day... She must've drunk AT LEAST a GALLON of CHEAP LIQUOR !!! :yes:

  • Phrozen1der

    @Ohoney :yes: I see!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    “I be Strokin!!!!!” Thats what I be doing
    ______________________________
    Ahhhh :thumbsup: Dammit got my azz feeling horny :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    anywho, 3:10 is the same as 3:30. see y’all tuesday make dr. king proud
    _________________________
    :lol: Crazy you too girl :lol:

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    @phrozen... All BS aside idk anyone that I dislike but when I know someone doesn't like me I speak and be friendly. Irritates the hail outta them hoes. And they're stuck tryna figure out their next move...

  • His_Mommy623

    *throwing chit against the wall* is Candi abandoning me!! :wails*

    *does the ugly faced btch hand clap from the Color purple*

    U and me neva part, monkey da-da <--I fimly believe thats what they said

    :bye: bewski!!!! :wail:

  • Dymond

    BYE Candi!! I'll miss u ***hands u a iced out chain with a iced out martin luther the kang pendent***

    :waves:

  • ELove

    @His
    ME poison YOU ?!!? Never THAT !!! :nono: I'm just trying to help YOU Rest and RELAX Your MIND (And Blabbering MOUTH...) :blink:

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    *stole Phrozen's Dr. Pepper while he thought I was scalling a truce**

  • His_Mommy623

    I see some one is good at dyckmatizing up in hea!

    and it was wild turkey, thank u berry much!

  • Phrozen1der

    @Candi :cya:

  • His_Mommy623

    *scoffs @Eluvah* I have never been so taken aback as I am at this very moment!

    me blabbing? :nono:

  • ELove

    @Princess (Comment #584)
    YEP, YEP... Killing Dem With Kindness ALWAYZ messes up THEIR Understanding !!! They go from TYPICAL to STR8 CONFUSED :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    *does the ugly faced btch hand clap from the Color purple*
    _______________________________
    :lol:

  • KDub

    Have fun in Roxboro @CandiB :wave:

  • Phrozen1der

    @PSP :rofl: I probably annoy folks, because I will look straight past you like I didn't see you standing there, walk right by and give NO eye contact....One of my best pieces of work... LOL!

  • MissHarlem

    ELOVE *notice the name being reduced* I dont think that was the case because exhibit A comment 463 exhibit B comment 479 and finally what will bury your ass exhibit C 480. You care to come again with something that makes sense? Dont worry I'll wait :coffee:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    #596 This chick did her research :bow:

  • KDub

    *does the ugly faced btch hand clap from the Color purple*
    ---------------------------------------------------
    Hands @His her gasoline drawers for her "trip"....

    Do they fit?

  • His_Mommy623

    #Pow

    *sits back in my Don Divas of SR chaise lounge*

    grey goose anyone?

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    @His #599.. I'll take some

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    (watch what I do ya'll)
    Miss you gon believe what you wanna believe anyway, I tried to explain!
    (Don't ya'll hate when they do that and you know they lying?)

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    ELOVE *notice the name being reduced* I dont think that was the case because exhibit A comment 463 exhibit B comment 479 and finally what will bury your ass exhibit C 480. You care to come again with something that makes sense? Dont worry I’ll wait
    ____________________________
    Ahhh this chit is so HOT :lol:

    So what you got to say Mr. LUV :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    @His now that right there....is my drank. Please and thank you!

  • His_Mommy623

    @Kdub, are they pink? if not I dnt want them :lol:

    *finishes painting Kwalls name on her VIP parking space*

    oh u didnt know u were coming behind me? :lol:

  • BruhMan5th Flr

    Ahhhh Dammit got my azz feeling horny

    __________________________________________________________________

    Nice :yes:

  • His_Mommy623

    *legs crossed with a Louboutin dangling off the fresh manicured foot*

    I can't wait to see how this pans out *handing out dranks*

    Ohoney aint shat :lol:

  • ELove

    @His
    Ohhh DID I SAY Blabbing ?!!? I'm SORRY to be So Blunt in that manner... WHAT I MEANT was...

    Disclosing discrete information that can't be proven as fact REGARDING It's TRUE Meaning & Intent (When it was stated...) as a BASIS of one getting BESIDE Themselves for WHATEVER REASON to disparage One's Character to a BELOVED & SIGNIFICANT individual that doesn't deserve SUCH STRESS in their lives because THEIR BOOSHIP is UNWAVERING & Ridiculously STRONGER than ANY Malicious Resistant :coffee:

  • KDub

    Hands @His her PANK Bedazzled gasoline drawers…and as I pull into my own lil space right on beside her

    …NOT the ugly bish hand clap…my head still hurts from you saying that…cause I bumped it as I fell out of my chair…

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    :claps:

  • Phrozen1der

    She went straight emotionally battered husband a la' "Why did I get married too" on that ninja :rofl:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    WOMP WOMP WOMP @ ELOVE

    :wink: @ Bruh
    Where you been you sexy mofo you :lol:

  • His_Mommy623

    This nigga here *beats u with the thesaurus u JUST used* :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dfrJ2qL6gCs&feature=related WONDER WOMAN

    :blink:
    CAN YALL MOVE THIS SHYT TO THE USHER POST!!!!
    I BEEN WAITIN 30 MINUTES FOR THIS DAYUM PAGE TO LOAD!

  • Phrozen1der

    @ELove says:

    @His
    Ohhh DID I SAY Blabbing ?!!? I’m SORRY to be So Blunt in that manner… WHAT I MEANT was…

    Disclosing discrete information that can’t be proven as fact REGARDING It’s TRUE Meaning & Intent (When it was stated…) as a BASIS of one getting BESIDE Themselves for WHATEVER REASON to disparage One’s Character to a BELOVED & SIGNIFICANT individual that doesn’t deserve SUCH STRESS in their lives because THEIR BOOSHIP is UNWAVERING & Ridiculously STRONGER than ANY Malicious Resistant
    __________________________________________________________________________

    #This! :dead:

  • Princess Smarty-Pants

    **calls the lady who drives Phrozen across the lot so she will leave and he has to walk**

  • MissHarlem

    *mumbles* cant stand bishes that try to put a hint of doubt on my love its all good though he didnt know he was messing with
    #missharlemdoesresearchalldayeveryday

  • His_Mommy623

    @Kwall *sigh* u jazzmatazzed them mufuggas? ur da bestest!!

    do u like the 890k gold paint I used? I want u to be flashy when we roll up to the eternal bonfire together :lol:

  • ELove

    Ahhh My BOO... DID You SEE Comment #558 ?!!?

    Going back to see these Comment You Speak Of Though... Ohhh Btw :kiss: and :kiss: I JUST can't get enough of THOSE Sweet, Sweet Lips (Of Yours BABY...)

  • His_Mommy623

    somebody better be ready to *Dreams voice* Drop 5 stacks on a make-up bag

  • His_Mommy623

    did this heffa change her handle? :blink:

    gawn head Wonder woman! :clap:

  • ELove

    @Phrozen and Ms. Choco
    I HAD to put things in the RIGHT Perspective !!! :lol: :yes:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @His
    WTH you been that chit been changed damn shorty since the beginning of the day are we moving post

  • ELove

    @His :rofl: :rofl:

  • http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U942ZUY7aek OHoney

    Yea, I think we should relocate. There's a new post up too

  • His_Mommy623

    @Choc, it didnt show on my comp :shrug:

    we need 2 move, a bish falling asleep waiting 4 this chit 2 load :yawn:

  • KDub

    This nigga here *beats u with the thesaurus u JUST used*
    -----------------------------------------------
    And Fantasia gonna NEED her thesaurus BACK!!! So make SURE it gets returned to her!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @ELOVE
    Whatever :lol: you suck :lol:

  • ELove

    @K-Dub
    Fantasia is STILL Reading HOOKED ON EBONICS !!! (For DUMMIES...) :blink:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    And Fantasia gonna NEED her thesaurus BACK!!! So make SURE it gets returned to her!
    _____________________
    :think: Thesaurus I think Fantasia thinks thesaurus means "my feet shol is thesaurus lately" :rofl: :rofl:

  • His_Mommy623

    @Kub I was wonder why there was scribble on it in crayon saying, pleesh gimmay dis baq...I's needz it, Fanteyzuh Bareeno

    thanks for clearing that up :lol:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    thesaurus = the soreist

  • His_Mommy623

    CHOCO AIN'T CHIT!! :rofl:

  • KDub

    I hate all yall and alllll yall generations...not the sore-est...hate Choco....@His you wrong for that crayon scribble mess...that is why I bedazzled them dayum gasoline drawers...so they can burn faster!

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @KDUB
    You started all that chit I learned from you :rofl:

  • His_Mommy623

    Still :dead: @ Choc

    btch so ig'nant!

    @Kwall, I didnt write that shat! Teyzuh did...she running around in her skin shoes (barefoot) looking for it now!

  • Mean Kitty

    Yall ain't gonna give Fanny Pak too much. Who cares that she just purchased "My Baby Can Read" in hopes she can finally read the words on Sesame Street.

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @Mean
    She purchased that book for her DOG :rofl: she wanted to teach him new tricks :rofl:

  • His_Mommy623

    Hey Kitty! Pop yo mean ass on out of here with that! :kona:

  • http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

    @His
    I can't stop :rofl: cuz she is prolly just like that :rofl:

  • Mean Kitty

    @Choco: LMAO. Bish rolling around on the floor tawkin bout "roll over" Zion looks at her azz and says "I can't take her azz to Teacher Parent Conference!"

    @His: LMAO....what did I dew?

  • His_Mommy623

    I dnt know what scares me more, Diablo or that damn Cat in Means gravi *shudders*

    either way, I'm not gawn to jail :wail:

  • http://thechoklitfactory.wordpress.com/ ChokLitFactory

    Hmmm I don't see a lot of Love for the Aquarians on here. But I am a proud one :yahoo:

    In my opinion, Zodiacs do not pre-determaine your personality. Obviously many different factors affect your personality.

    However, I believe that most people are certain degrees of their Zodiac. Some people may be 1/10th of an Scorpio or 8/10th of a Scorpio (watchout!). I would guess I am an 8 b/c I exhibit very strong signs of my Zodiac. I like people who exhibit strong signs, if its a Zodiac I like, of course. Many people are very moderate/mild versions of their signs.

    This is no fact, these are just my thoughts.

    I get along with Virgos, especially those born in the last week of August. It has been proven time and time again. Also Gemini men and I get along just fine. Just my thoughts, carry on :P