Another dumb rapper adds his name to the ongoing list of recent incarcerations that has dominated Hip Hop news. A confidential informant in New Jersey just told me that Juelz Santana, 28, was locked up by a Bergen County undercover officer today.
According to KarenCivil.com:
Bergen County Prosecutor John L. Molinelli announced the arrest of Laron James aka “Juelz Santana” on four (4) counts of narcotic and weapon offenses. The arrest came about as a result of a ten month joint investigation conducted by members of the Bergen County Prosecutor’s Office Gang Unit.
On Thursday, January 20, 2011, a search warrant was executed at Juelz’s Studio Santana’s World. During the execution of the Search Warrant, two (2) fully loaded 9mm caliber handguns were found in the recording studio along with several boxes of ammunition. Additionally, seventeen (17) small clear zip-lock bags each containing a greenish brown vegetation, consistent with the appearance of Marijuana, and drug paraphernalia were seized. Santana was charged with Possession of a Firearm and a Controlled Dangerous Substance namely Marijuana, Possession of a Handgun Without Having a Permit, Possession With Intent To Distribute a Controlled Dangerous Substance namely Marijuana, and Possession With Intent To Distribute a Controlled Dangerous Substance.
Bail was set for Santana at $125,000 with no 10% cash option. Santana was remanded to the Bergen County Jail in lieu of bail.
How dumb is that? Click below to read the arrest report.
Originally posted on Feb. 2, 2011 @ 4:40 p.m.
wow…times must be hard if you’re dealing dope on the corner
Oh no no no
not my boo Juelz!!!!
So…. Not even his clothing Store FRONT…OOPS!!! I mean not even his entrepreneur retail attempt was enough to discourage the sale of cocaine to an undercover cop? I thought julez was employed as an actor, producer and a rapper…..wow….so he just wasn’t making money anywhere uh….?
I always thought Julez was cute I didn’t even bother reading why he was locked up
Danielle says:
Oh no no no
not my boo Juelz!!!!
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It’s time to raise your standards, baby.
Daisy says:
I always thought Julez was cute I didn’t even bother reading why he was locked up
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What? No #teamjuelz?
lol I always thought Juelz was cute!
This is so late…
They ran up in his studio like 3 weeks ago….got guns and drugs…
Either way…this is standard practice for rappers…to boost there street cred….
Guns …Check
Drugs …Check
Conveniently Placed UC …Check
Paparazzi for coincidental Arrest ….Check
5 or 6 Tracks to be released during lock up …..Check
Album prepped at time of release …..Check
wow! what a looser! he needs to be put under the jail for trying to sell dope to a student. hmmm… looser!
how sad is this? really dude?
never really was a dipset fan, but they had some hits but KILLA CAM was always my fav..where is he??????
Uh huh.
Sandra I think you the first with the story, it hasn’t made news yet.
One of his people was arrested a few weeks ago too
Kitrina says:
Sandra I think you the first with the story, it hasn’t made news yet.
One of his people was arrested a few weeks ago too
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I understand he’s been under surveillance for some time now. Cops don’t even have to profile rappers any more. It’s almost a guarantee they will have either drugs or a gun on them.
Damn times is hard for everyone. He should have pawned one of those chains around his neck.
Ms. Sandra
AND
at the Females & The DUDES Y’all FAWN OVER (Real…)
Why on earth would Juelz be slangin? I’m definately not buying this story.
HEY ELOVE… bends over to pick up my purse
How are you?
Soooo as promised I’m back.. simply to say hello to my favorite piece o azz chacha! Where have u been gurl.. I was about to get the shakes…
Im here boo *kisses you all ova with wet kisses… a bish a slave to shame! I see you have become quite the starruh in this bish..glad to know Im one of your favorites *nibbles your ear
FLUCKKKKKKKKK
I meant a bish been putting a slave to shame (workin hard)
HOTT Cha Cha
Heeeyyyyyy YOU !!! I’m Doing JUST FINE Now MY SUGAH
not Juelz!
he’s too cute for jail…
Aww I love me some Juelz!!!!…but he just lost some points. Getting arrested is not a good look!
So his real name is Laron??? And this couldnt have been at a HBCU…
Wow, that’s sad. Is all his money gone? I liked his music.
ChaCha says:
Im here boo *kisses you all ova with wet kisses… a bish a slave to shame! I see you have become quite the starruh in this bish..glad to know Im one of your favorites *nibbles your ear
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Nah.. me no star I’m just a squirrel tryin to get a nut… every once in a while I make a funny…
You my most favorite of them all… I love you like Lawrence loves Apollo… *hums Closet Freak…
Sad…sad…sad…
He has a new baby and now he’s going to go to jail…let’s see if its snitching time…
@ Dawn in my best Lawrence voice with puckered lips “You wanna act like you dont want meeeeeh”
i dont think he ever stopped selling drugs. it is kinda bargain basement that he’s still touching the stuff himself. aren’t there some young impressionable minds ditching class that he could convince to do this? #iwatchedthewire
what is he famous for???
*Sneaks back in while I’m bored in class*….why is this keyboard so loud?!?
Hey ChaCha
where u been hiding?
@Dawn….r u sneaking back for some SR after dark?
So Sandra got confidential informants now?
Alex says:
Hey ChaCha where u been hiding? <-She been hiding w/ me….
@Dawn….r u sneaking back for some SR after dark?<—- Yep,,, what time it start…
HEY ALEX does 19 cartwheels and lands in the splits TA DAAHHHHHHH! oops, ouch… Help a bish up
And yes me and Dawn wanna know when the SR after dark gettin poppin…Ima be there bucked naked with a fur hat, fur gloves and fur boots!
<– fur nipple pasties on the doubles
*Helps ChaCha up just enough for me to slide under*
@Dawn….lights go down at 7:15
he had a baby with video ho he met on twitter i dont expect anything more than this foolishness right here
<—- Juelz Santana Baby MUTHA …KIMBELLA…BISH IS BRICK!
@Cha
Is that you in your Gravi looking all young and innocent?
Yes that was me…. *bats lashes…I am young and innocent
Hey Therapist :wave: How is Beyonces boyfriend doing?
Guess I should change that to was that you…
You may be young but I’ll have to side-eye the innocent part.
@ChaCha
Ready for the lights to go down I see.
ChaCha says:
Ima be there bucked naked with a fur hat, fur gloves and fur boots! <– fur nipple pasties on the doubles
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I'ma just wear my furry vagina…
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yso… dnt I look pure and innocent in my new gravi? Say yes or I'ma put up my ultrasound from 1980ish
Alex says:
You may be young but you’re ready….
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Puts lets behind head… accidently farts… rolls on the floor…
*runs and jumps on cha cha’s back*
hey bish!
@Dawn
Of course you do.
(still wants to see your ultrasound though)
Dawn says:
ChaCha says:
Ima be there bucked naked with a fur hat, fur gloves and fur boots! <– fur nipple pasties on the doubles
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I'ma just wear my furry vagina…
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yso… dnt I look pure and innocent in my new gravi? Say yes or I'ma put up my ultrasound from 1980ish
We are trying to keep it sexy up in here!! You messing up the mood. I only have 30 mins before I have to get back to my boo Choco.
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YSoSerious says:
@Dawn
Of course you do.
(still wants to see your ultrasound though)
please don’t encourage her
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I’m sorry Alex… and Choco sends her love… from below
If y’all like Chicago-style stepper’s music my new link might get the SR after dark party going.
@Alex
I love to
instigateencourage my fellow Rosers to express themselves.Hey Kingstonn bish… lookin all young and restless… You got that damsel in distressed look goin on… looks like after smang picture…yo azz is so bright though
Come to Cali so I can share sum sun withco azz!
DAWN how loud does your furry vajayjay growl
does it bite and I forgot to mention..you look so purty HOPS ON YOU like a cowgirl
ALEX…….I AM ALWAYS READY, and IM not that young…but not quite as old azz CHOCO sexy azz… you might not wanna keep her waiting you kno CHOCO impatient but I LUB that bish!
YSO… I kno not what you implyeth
SR after dark going on up in here….??? Really?
Been a loooong azz time since that happened!
Carry on…
Imma lurk…
@point
At YOUR Comment and YOUR Gravi !!! 
ChaCha says:
ALEX…….I AM ALWAYS READY, and IM not that young…but not quite as old azz CHOCO sexy azz… you might not wanna keep her waiting you kno CHOCO impatient but I LUB that bish!
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Yep, she is and you will not be calling my cougar old.
But really, may I ask how old you are. I know I look young az hellz. Some of yall be fooling me.
Meow
Alex says:
You may be young but you’re ready….
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I sent money via Sandy Patty’s Pay Pal account for him to take that chit down… that is the funniest gravy ever
@Yso
You know Dawn will confuse express herself with expose herself!
Alex says:
So Sandra got confidential informants now?
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@ cha
girlllll, im so pale.
people just think i’m trying to be cool when i say i’m black.
i didn’t know you lived in Cali! lucky butt!
& how old are you Alex? i give you about… 18/19.
ChaCha says:
DAWN how loud does your furry vajayjay growl does it bite and I forgot to mention..you look so purty HOPS ON YOU like a cowgirl
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*Fist pump to Cha and her reverse cow gurl…
I’m abt to mow my lawn.. I can’t find my piercing…
Dawn says:
Alex says:
You may be young but you’re ready….
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I sent money via Sandy Patty’s Pay Pal account for him to take that chit down… that is the funniest gravy ever
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Who u talmbout?
@YSoSsrious
Yeah THAT Chi-Town Stepper’s Music is THE ISH (Real…)
Alex says:
@Yso
You know Dawn will confuse express herself with expose herself!
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This is true.. as I am currently on probation for shimming at a traffic light of peachtree st
Sandra Rose says:
Alex says:
So Sandra got confidential informants now?
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It is too late for the chaperone to be in here.
#FML @ Alex.. that was a total cut and paste fail… that was directed at Elove and Point’s gravi… Fluck me
ELove says:
@YSoSsrious
this is for the steppers, this is for the steppers…
Yeah THAT Chi-Town Stepper’s Music is THE ISH (Real…)
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DUN DUNNA DUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN THIS IS MY NUMBER
@Dawn and all that damn farting…..
Dawn says:
Alex says:
@Yso
You know Dawn will confuse express herself with expose herself!
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This is true.. as I am currently on probation for shimming at a traffic light of peachtree st
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Plz don’t let me come across u while I’m on p’tree.
@ELove
I’m not much of a stepper but my mama could step circles around most folks.
@Phroz: I changed my gravi for you
kingstonn says:
& how old are you Alex? i give you about… 18/19.
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If I still get that when I turn 50, I’ll be doing just fine.
I’m 29.5 boo. What u know bout that?
@Dawn nice, now we can see your beautiful face!
@Alex Show us your license…
Dawn says:
@Phroz: I changed my gravi for you
This is exactly why u better keep your hands(or any part of u) off of Choco!!
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Dawn says:
#FML @ Alex.. that was a total cut and paste fail… that was directed at Elove and Point’s gravi… Fluck me <—–dont be giving my job away
NOW GIDDY UP!!!!
ALEX Im young enough to do it and OLD ENOUGH TO DO IT REAL GOOD!… AND CHOCO IS MY BISH me and that bish is tight like two twisted fingers…GET YA MIND RIGHT! I WILL FIGHT YOU!….now where was I
awww my KINGSTONN is a DOLL! fondles your tits!
@Phro
i represent 1981!!!
u don’t believe me
@YSoSerious
ALL of my Brothers are BIG-TIME Steppers and My Younger Brothers STILL travel to Stepper events across various States… I USE TO Step but The FEMALES became too much Trouble (Jealous, Sloppy & Trifling Acting…)
@Alex
YEAH… You KNOW IT !!!
ChaCha says:
<– pops coochay 33 times
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Got any other moves
@Alex
You look like a 24 y/o boy, a pretty one but a boy nonetheless #NoShade So 29.5 #ProveIt!
ChaCha says:
<– pops coochay 33 times
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swipes card down ur slot..
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Alex… that was mean…
Juelz too fine to be going to jail but this should serve as a lesson to the everlasting list of aspiring rappers……….. why would he be selling drugs desperate times call for despeate measures?
@ alex
shush! you are not creeping up on 30.
@Yso I wanna learn how to step all I know how to do is make my booty cheeks clap together…
ChaCha says:
ALEX Im young enough to do it and OLD ENOUGH TO DO IT REAL GOOD!… AND CHOCO IS MY BISH me and that bish is tight like two twisted fingers…GET YA MIND RIGHT! I WILL FIGHT YOU!….now where was I
But occasionally we will allow u in for some 
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If you had been around earlier, you would know that yall are no longer tight like two twisted fingers.
Elove please check your Yahoo son!!!!!!!!! JUST saw pics of Chi-town and sending you, Bloggergirl, and Hermosa a dayum SOS!!!!!
Dawn says:
ChaCha says:
<– pops coochay 33 times
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swipes card down ur slot..
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Alex… that was mean…
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what i say?
@Phrozen
To ME SHE (@Alex…) LQQKS like a Teen-aged Pretty BOY (Like 16 to 19…)
@Alex I got you beat. I’m 29 and 10/12. My birf day is at the end of March.
I’m an Aries, and my name is YSO…
Phrozen1der says:
@Alex You look like a 24 y/o boy, a pretty one but a boy nonetheless #NoShade So 29.5 #ProveIt!
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kingstonn says:
@ alex
shush! you are not creeping up on 30.
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Everyone believed me when I joined and now yall wanna question it?!? We even talked about my 30th bday trip to San Juan. Where were u?
@K-Dub
KOOL… I think that yahoo has been COMPROMISED because I’ve been getting WEIRD AZZ Emails from PEEPS that say they didn’t send me that SHYT (Real…) I’ll check it and start sending you emails from My Other Account
@Elove
ELove says:
@Phrozen
To ME SHE (@Alex…) LQQKS like a Teen-aged Pretty BOY (Like 16 to 19…)
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She look like she smell like Polo….with a hint of puzzy
@Alex working
Goodnight all!
ELove says:
@Phrozen
To ME SHE (@Alex…) LQQKS like a Teen-aged Pretty BOY (Like 16 to 19…)
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Now I will say you are right about the pretty!
Leaves me even more confused when my aunt says you too pretty to be gay.
Dawn says:
@Yso I wanna learn how to step all I know how to do is make my booty cheeks clap together…
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Some might say that’s all you need to know how to do…
Dawn says:
ELove says:
@Phrozen
(but not my own)
To ME SHE (@Alex…) LQQKS like a Teen-aged Pretty BOY (Like 16 to 19…)
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She look like she smell like Polo….with a hint of puzzy
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Didn’t I say I am in class.
I have never worn Polo…but that hint of
I thought that’s what happens when it sits on ur face?
@Dawn and @YSO
and 
To THE Booty-Clapping !!!
Alex says:
If you had been around earlier, you would know that yall are no longer tight like two twisted fingers. But occasionally we will allow u in for some
*puts hand in your face……….. HMPH! You betta ask CHOCO bout CHA CHA…
IM LITTLE SIS…. SO THEREFORE I MIGHT LET YOU SMANG OCCASIONALLY!
now bout that credit card…. was it unlimited, black, american express
So PHRO you just not gon acknowledge my font rage *falls to the ground kicking screaming and wailing PHRO DONT LUV ME NO MO….HE DONT LOVE ME NO MO *wipes snot!
WHY HAS THOU FORSAKEN ME 
Be back later bISHES
ChaCha says:
Alex says:
now bout that credit card…. was it unlimited, black, american express
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what card?
ELove says:
@Dawn and @YSO and To THE Booty-Clapping !!!
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I can pick up a dime off shag carpet shawty
Alex says:
ChaCha says:
Alex says:
now bout that credit card…. was it unlimited, black, american express
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what card?
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My card… playa… hurry up chacha dnt be gone long
Dawn says:
Alex says:
ChaCha says:
Alex says:
now bout that credit card…. was it unlimited, black, american express
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what card?
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My card… playa… hurry up chacha dnt be gone long
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I opened a tab for u but u better act right or i’ll close it out!
YSoSerious says:
@Alex I got you beat. I’m 29 and 10/12. My birf day is at the end of March.
I’m an Aries, and my name is YSO…
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What u got planned?
@Alex
I was thinking Vegas. But I’m afraid to fly.
@ alex
i just left PR.
’tis is the country of my Mom’s birf.
YSoSerious says:
@Alex
I was thinking Vegas. But I’m afraid to fly.
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I don’t like flying either but ironically I have to sit by the window when I do fly.
kingstonn says:
@ alex
i just left PR.
’tis is the country of my Mom’s birf.
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do u speak spanish fluently?
@ alex
not fluently, no.
but i can understand it enough to know what the people at Wal-Mart are saying when i ask them for better cuts of meat.
@Alex
I’ve heard that a fear of flying is really about control issues. I definitely have a few of those.
Now the story makes more sense. But I think that weed was personal use. You don’t make money selling dime bags of weed. A decent lawyer will get rid of that crazy distribution charge. But he’s going down for those loaded weapons, especially if he is a felon.
Back on topic (briefly):
That mug shot that Sandra updated the post with has a lot of crazy eye going on.
@ yso
have you never been on a plane?
is it because of 9/11 or just planes?
it’s really not that bad, i promise.. the only thing that sucks is when you get a window seat and a fat fluck gets the aisle seat and you have to pee and…. well, you get the point.
Yso:
Back on topic (briefly):
That mug shot that Sandra updated the post with has a lot of crazy eye going on.
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug
kingstonn says:
@ alex
not fluently, no.
but i can understand it enough to know what the people at Wal-Mart are saying when i ask them for better cuts of meat.
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I have been listening to my professor say Wal-Mark all night.
YSoSerious says:
@Alex
I’ve heard that a fear of flying is really about control issues. I definitely have a few of those.
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Why yes I do have control issues when it comes to a plane nose-diving into an ocean and a bish can’t swim.
Phrozen1der says:
@Alex
You look like a 24 y/o boy, a pretty one but a boy nonetheless #NoShade So 29.5 #ProveIt!
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kingstonn says:
@ yso
have you never been on a plane?
is it because of 9/11 or just planes?
it’s really not that bad, i promise.. the only thing that sucks is when you get a window seat and a fat fluck gets the aisle seat and you have to pee and…. well, you get the point.
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I’d rather not have to get up for the fat fluck. I go right before I get on the plane so I won’t have to move. But for some reason, the stewardness always spill that d@mn drink on me.
*stewardess not stewardness*
@Kingstonn
I have never been on a plane for the exact reason that Alex stated in comment #122.
hahaha.
yso, to get to my home island, you have to transfer from PR to a small sea plane… which is normally raggedy and you can see the moon shining on the ocean underneath your feet. i swear the whole time i’m on those chits my eyes are closed and i’m praying.
@Kingstonn
Maybe if I believed in prayer I wouldn’t be so afraid to take a chance.
YSoSerious says:
@Kingstonn
I have never been on a plane for the exact reason that Alex stated in comment #122.
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I catch a flight about once a year. I see multiple flights happening this year. Cali and possibly Texas also.
YSoSerious says:
@Kingstonn
Maybe if I believed in prayer I wouldn’t be so afraid to take a chance.
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In my Coming to America voice, “Go on honey, take a chance.”
Bergen County!! Goodbye, Juelz.
oh Juelz Juelz smh…I have been having a relationship with you in my head for years now…but I think its over now.
Cha Cha…good morning! I’m just noticing you spoke! I’m doing okay been pretty busy here at work so haven’t had time to come and goof off….HATE BEING A GROWN UP
Tink Tink in the building…..Good Morning Everyone
another one bites the dust……
@tink tink **spit shines ur legs** hey there sugah how u doing this a.m??
@Ms.Fabulosity
I’m doing good, and could you not put your mornin breff spit on my legs #pleaseandthankyou
Whats goin on Everybody
ITS THURSDAY YEAAAAAAA Fist Pump
@18
at “slanging”. I ain’t heard that term in yyeeeaaarrrss!!
And po Juelz – 5’8? 185? Puny…just puny
@tink tink
SHUT UP ITS LAVENDER FRESH 
@al already i like the way u starting the day off lets
we gots to burn a post down today i got the fabuloso and clorox for clean up or the lighter and match 
Speaking of another dumb rapper…Lil Wayne remixed “Black and Yellow” to “Green and Yellow”. I’m not a Wayne fan at all but this is hot mainly because I’ve been a Packers fan thru the good and the bad…
Morning all! :wave:
Im so pumped up this morning got this EWF blasting in the office
You want my love girl I betcha i Betcha :whistle ah ah ah ah
WHats up Bnatural how you this morning?
Good Morning folks… is it Friday yet?
@absurd
hey there no its thursday and for me its wendsday gots to work on saturday 
are u new??? 
oh, i thought this was about SR’s boo, TI but i forgot he’s already locked up….
*pinches Lakers booty*
@ His good Morning Ma’am How are you this fine Morning?
@his me too
**takes out big blanket and inflatable bed** lets take nap fuk the bull chit 
came to work and im like the 10th person out of like 60 that suppose to showed up 
@FABULOSALAKER Yes I’m a newbie
@Al, I’m good luv. How u be??
@Laker, scoot over! and I’m gawn need two down feather pillows k? Thanks
Welcome @Absurd….are u by any chance insane? if so, u will fit in just dandy
(I’m being real tho) 
*jumps btwn His’ boobs and hibernates for the winter*
While I hate to be spending any time on a story about a person I care absolutely nothing about, this thing is interesting. I have yet to learn why Juelz was even arrested. Is it because the guns and dime bags were found in his studio? Juelz was not there or even in town at the time nor is he the one who sold to the undercover despite Sandra’s earlier story. One of his crew members sold to the undercover and was also the one arrested with the guns and dime bags. This raid occurred days ago. What the heck did Juelz do? I just read they dropped the gun and drug charges against him so what are they holding them for? I hope the answer comes out soon so I can stop spending brain cells on this dummy.
poor Santana. well he hopefully will get to write better lyrics in Jail. I think he doesn’t really rap all too well.
*jumps up and down like a hyper toddler*
Candiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Oh, how I’ve missed you so..
*hands u a pair of fuzzy slippers that has my name on one and urs on the other*
(they’re pink bew!)
Welcome @Absurd….are u by any chance insane? if so, u will fit in just dandy (I’m being real tho)
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tis a slow morning i see
@his my body is so sore from working out *falls down into a heap*
hold me! (loosely tho cause everything on my body hurts)
@ His Im good baby? bout to get up and start dancing in my office feeling real good this am
Now, I’m craving your body,
is this real
Temperatures rising, I don’t want to feel
I’m in the wrong place to be real
Woahh and I’m; longing to love you
just for a night,
Kissing and hugging and holding you tight
Please let me love you
with all my might
Reasons, the reasons that we hear,
The reasons that we fear
our feelings a-won’t disappear
@Absurd, I understand sugah lol
@Candi, mines too! except I didnt workout…I had 2 de-ice my igloo/car and I slipped on the ice like 58780 times
Mother Nature is a raging btch!
*puts lighter in the air and sways from side to side*
we were supposed to get all that snow storm (and we got the option to telework tue and wed in preparation) and NOTHING happened. did i still work from home even tho i could make it to work… HELL YES
*makes HIS a hot bath with epsom salt*
i’ve always wondered….why do they only sell the 5837 gallon carton of epsom salt? i can’t get a pint? ion need all that. it’s gon last me 82372 years
Mother Nature never cuts me a break…My son was outta school for 2 days and oh how I suffered! He ate er’thang in the house and kept saying “mom, can u buy me? Mom, Can I have? Mom wanna have a snowball fight?” I considered setting him on fire atleast 3 times >_<
ahhhhh *soaks in tub*
Candi, can u set my New Kids On The Block pajamas out on the bed? Thanks bew
@Candi
i thought we lost you…haven’t seen you since El was on centric…
Hey there dawgs *daps u*
Wassup Candi
So when it’s a DUMB RAPPER ARREST it’s an “INFORMANT”…but when we we are talking about RiRi, Monica and KC (Frankie’s baby)….it’s a “SOURCE” LOL!! Sandra you slay me!
hey family!!!
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS love you!! this muccccccccccccccccccccccchhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
smh@Tink Tinks color struck ass!
*kicks yo legs* U DNT SEE ME???
Geniaaaa
*climbs on Genias back*
Can u gimme a piggyback ride bew?
@ Absurd are you show up at his job unannounced crazy or Piss In His Shoes Crazy
i fell on the ice this morning and busted my azz sooo fukn hard i thought sum popped then i tried to get up and slipped again
and to make things worse i have a big purple bruise on my azz 
hun from that gravi u fit right in u lookn like u fina snap still cute tho 
@candi **hands u a pair of fur panties and paties** want to make sure all the important spots are nice and warm
@absurd
Well, i guess he wont be performing @ my daughters school next week. I want my 10$ back.
thinking about Epson salt has anyone ever drank epsom salt with hot water?
awww *rubs Lakers ass*
@genia can u take me back to cali in ur pocket a bish frezzing in D town i hate texas
its snowing and icy as fuk i was driving and skating all at once 
it was sooo scary!!!!
@Ace omg i was glued to the TV and squealing like T__y! *faints*
*roller blades over to tink* morning
let’s race! *zooms off*
**lays on belly so his can rub a sore bish down** NOW DON’T BE SHY RUB ALL U WANT
*fans Candi and hands her an El Debarge autographed thong*
he left some curl juice on there for ya bew…
*brushes the fur panties laker got me*
*heats up oil in the microwave*
my po Laker *rubs ya*
Good Morning His
I missed you 
this much
FABULOSALAKER says:
@genia can u take me back to cali in ur pocket a bish frezzing in D town i hate texas
its snowing and icy as fuk i was driving and skating all at once 
it was sooo scary!!!!
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:wails: I so sorry homegirl!!!!!! bundle up and I will try and send you some of that CALI SUNSHINE..going home for a visit in April!!! so hang in there
Candi How you doin baby? slides you a El Debarge Tshirt Dress xtra small
why did i drive up to work and find out i not the only one that hit that ice hard there was an ambulane outise of my job right by thos 4 steps an older lady was laying there rolling in crying in pain thi ice is no fukn joke but if i was that lady workers comp here we come
our bond is broken! *folds arms* U hurt me…deeply
@His
What’s goin on lil mama…
@genia its soo cold girl im not liking this chit at all and if i slip one mo fukn time im paking my chit and moving back to inglewood
@ Tink Tink do you know that Barnum and Bailey have added a tink tink segment to their show like twenty dudes with springy feets running round jumping dancing when they actually have real meat legs Disrespectful Circus folk
I smell a Lawsuit Mane 
@Ace, I’m soooo sleepy! Hows the bright light baby?? and wheres yo e-baby mama??
fux wrong wit chu??
U hurt me…deeply
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Good Morning to Tink Tink! Everytime I take the change out my bra I think of you!!
@AL that extra small is not going to fit over these jugs
*puts the tshirt on my carebear and snuggles*
Dawn, Laker, Genia
Alboy, Tink Tink
*head nods*
what it do?
*runs in slow motion to dawn*
@ His I just thought it was really out of line for them to be having fun like haha I gots real legs and Tin Legs I can wear shoes and springy legs at the same time ha ha ha ha ha <–=–evil laugh
Then you know they be bringing the hadicaped people out there :blink thats how you do show um what they missing? I would have been driving my hoveround all over errr thang screaming I hate you meat having Losers
@ace
hey there how u and the e-fam doing this mornting??? can i borrow the lil ray of sunshine i need this here ice to melt please and thank you 
AL that extra small is not going to fit over these jugs
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Oh Really I didnt even think about it not fitting.
Um wonchu try it on anyway just to see 
@al
Ace I LOVE your gravi.. I was trying to find a Dee Dee gravi!
Dawnnnnnnnnnnn *spanks dat*
@ Tink Tink do you know that Barnum and Bailey have added a tink tink segment to their show like twenty dudes with springy feets running round jumping dancing when they actually have real meat legs Disrespectful Circus folk
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1-800-LAW-SUIT, I know there’s a grimy lawyer that can help me out with this one.
Wassup DAWN,
are you
newmeata newbie?what it do?
I never knew how to answer that question….
@tink #212 I always answer “it don’t do much, whassup witchu”?
@Alex yeap, I thought you were a cute boy, too. Remember I asked if that was you in your gravi. Glad you don’t offend easily.
@everybody .. Good morning! I miss visiting with my crazy cousins (that’s yall) but a bish been busy.
PSP!
Tink Tink says:
Wassup DAWN, are you newmeat a newbie?
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besdies the fact I’m having difficulty w/ my gravi.. naw I’m not new… unless I need to be.. *wink
@Princess
No, I don’t. Not unless someone is trying to come at me sideways.
@alex hey lovah how u doing this mornting??
**booty pinch**
@Laker
Now that I have my morning booty pinch I am good to go.
Morning America!!!!!!!
What do you expect because these days the music industry picks rappers who are ex-drug dealers; something they didn’t do back in the 1980’s and early 1990’s.
WOW!
That’s a shame to come as far as he did to geth caught up in such crap.