If you watched Donald Trump’s “Celebrity Apprentice” last night, then you saw what happens when you put a bunch of narcissists in a room together and give them a task to complete.
The backstabbing and infighting began almost immediately as NeNe Leakes, Dionne Warwick, Star Jones, Lisa Rinna and LaToya Jackson plotted against each other. Women are easily intimidated by each other. It doesn’t take much to make an insecure chick with low self esteem jealous.
When faced with a challenge, it’s usually the best narcissist among them who comes out on top. Throw in the fact that every one of these ladies has had some sort of plastic surgery, and you have a recipe for disaster.
This post was edited on March 14, 2011 @ 3:35 p.m.
Can a person really be insecure and a narcissist at the same time?
Throw in the fact that every one of these ladies has had some sort of plastic surgery
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What does LaToya’s 8th nose have to do with this?
” Throw in the fact that every one of these ladies has had some sort of plastic surgery, and you have a recipe for disaster.”
Is that why most Reality shows #fail?? But seriously why does this matter on how well ladies get along?
Star and Dionne were terrible last night! Star dont like nobody telling her what to do. Dionne is living up to her reputation as the biggest bish in the industry
@KDUB
That is the *Jackson’s Family Nose*
Richard Hatch had to turn himself in. He once again will serve time(9 months)for not paying his taxes after winning Surviver. If he went to jail for not paying the first time, why still make him pay, he served his time.
@Mother You NEVER lied! and I LOVED it haah!
Not sure how plastic surgery will dictate how well they do on assigned task(s), but OK.
Anyway, this is episode 2, Sandra, the premiere was last week.
I will say that everybody on the show has pretty much had some work done and, unfortunately they all look like re-death. Gary Busey and Lisa Rinna really stand out. And LaToya’s problem is that the first nose job was a bad one and since he took off so much, there was nothing she could do to fix it.
They did Lisa so wrong, they had her under so much pressure anf they did not give the play their all so that they would not win the challenge. Poor Lisa.
I want STAR and DIONNE to go DOWN! They were ALL SORTS of wrong last night. Oh and Nene ain’t SHAT! When she said “Marly (the deaf chick) was gone take her ear plugs out and it was gone go down.”……I changed the channel! LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
…..and for the record…..Lisa Rinna lips do look a CATRILLION times better!
Donald didn’t have to put her on blast for two minutes talking about it tho’….and then they flashed the camera over to Marly’s signer and he was signing the “balloon lips”….once again…I fainted!
“You are sitting on the same show I’m sitting on so your attorney work must not be working out for you. Now she can be a class act act or whatever you want to call it….And I don’t care if she went to school for 20 years, you end up on the same show I am on. And I do more than you do and make more money than you so what’s next?” ~ NeNe Leakes
I don’t watch CA.
Latoya looks a hot dayum fool…!
I watched it last night and was blown away at how Dionne Warwick acted…Star Jones behavior was 2 be expected….but Dionne…..oh chile MaMa a mess…..being that Star, Dionne, and LeLe have THE STRONGEST PERSONALITITES amongst the ladies…..it is going 2 be quite interesting 2 see how everything unfolds….One can anticipate Lots of Drama….. How clever Mr.Trump.
*waits*
Candi the important people are here
*flips both of our hair* ur right. nigs don’t listen. they will once it takes 8574 min for the post to load
Present
:waits: on Alex to answer gravi question from the last post.
El is doing fine.
*starts singing and shaking my head like wanya from boyz 2 men so u know i’m feelin it* we fall down, but we get up
*twirls around randomly*
I am here @CandiB…
*Puts on my Carolina Blue get-up that that CandiB gave me….with the big arse ram on the collar.
For the record:
CANDI I am about to call it a day…but I just want to say I’m ending our dispute for the next 16hrs…it will be back on tomorrow at 8am sharp…
You still purdy tho
@Yall
I thought you were going to tell me your 3 guesses first so I can say WRONG!!
Random post
I just used to love me some Mother Jefferson!
Yep, random.
KDUB
I SWEAR FO GAWD I WILL NOT ALLOW YOU TO SAY ANYTHING NEGATIVE ABOUT JEFF CAPEL OR ANYONE THAT IS OR WAS ASSOCIATED WITH OU!!!!!!!!!!
*swayed by flattery and temporarily lifts the ban*
night
@RF
#1. The humpty dance here’s your chance to do the hump. Oww, do me baby..
#2. Skateboarding
#3. Showing your pimphand
RatchetFree says:
Yep, random.
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But I just saw her up top and got all warm…
can i go home?
this is lame! i should be on a beach somewhere drinking a corona with my pinky up.
But before I go I have GOTS to
@Yall: #3. Showing your pimphand
@Brown……
Jeff Capel has tainted the Sooners with his curse. They will never be seen again in post season play til…2025. WATCH.
First time since 1981 they had a losing season. Wonder WHY.
Night everybody
*stands next to kwall with carolina blue streaks in my hair, carolina blue eyelashes, and carolina blue body paint to present a united UNC wall of pride that is indestructable*
#MadConfuzzled
I give up *sigh*
@QC
She knows I’m right with one of those!
@Yall
Why two of those are correct!! I am pretending to skate while I show my pimp hand.<—-pimp hand was for real
@Alex
I see why Queen called you a PIMP but you aint pimping me playa
So um Candi, who took that pic?????
*lays down an egyptian cotton comforter stuffed with extra fine camel hairs for HIS to lay on*
my webcam took it. it had a timer.
Bye Queen. I know you’re heading early to go eat bc you can’t be full from that one rib and one kernel of corn.
*heading out
Ooooh Sandra y didn’t you post on Wade getting custody of his two sons!
@Choco
I learned from the best.
<—–Prostitute Choco
*jumps up waiting for my prize*
bye @Queen
sashays toward KDub and candiB in my Carolina Blue twerk team shorts
@Alex
I am not a PROSTITUTE Im A SLUT FOR MY MAN ONLY! BOOYAH!
come on suthern! lol i was wondering where the Luke songs were coming from
Bye @Queen. I still loves you
She cain’t pick who she love @CandiB…well she COULD but we got all the love and admiration one team could possibly need
@Choco
That’s not what u said earlier.
@KINGSTON THAT CHIT PIZZ ME OFF LIKE CAN WE ALL FOCUS ON THE CRIME AND FUK THE DAM COLOR LIEK IT DON’T MATTER WE ALL BLEED RED LET’S SEE HOW WE CAN FIX OUR YOUTH AND BECOME BETTER PARENTS NOT DUM FUKS THAT ALL WE DO I BIKER BETWEEN US
What are we talking about?
@Candi, thanks for the Jayz blankie bew.. its mighty comfy!
*looks around for the extra comfy pillow filled with Beys old lacefronts*
i need neck support
*jumps up waiting for my prize*
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**starts to unzip pants**
@CHOCO FROM URRRSHER POST….GIRL WHEN I WAS IN HIGH SCHOOL I GOT JUMP BY 4 GIRLS (MEXICAN) BECAUSE I WAS DATING A BLACK FOOTBALL PLAYER
AND THEY TOOK THAT AS BETRAYAL IN MY HIGH SCHOOL THERE WERE ALWAYS FIGHTS BETWEEN BLACKS AND HISPANICS AND ITS AS STUPID AS EVER!!!
@ lakes
i know right? my bro told me one of his lil friends is preggo. the bish is in 7th grade!
…even though i can’t talk cause my mom was young too, but still.. 7th grade? i wasn’t even thinking about that in 7th grade.
@Alex
I wanted to be a prostitute but wanting and doing are two different things
@Yall
Cuz Alex be slick out her mouth at times
@Man
We talking about you
wait i just got it
camel
Choco
Shaunie prolly already on the phone with Siovdeiyfkuyewyrrean askin her to be on the next season!
hola Wonder Woman and Suthern!
that damn Man…
@Choco
I’m hoping that that word makes you not want to go there!! Slut for your man is ok….but that other part
@Lakes
Them bishes is stupid I got jumped in highschool by black bishes cuz her man liked me – I didn’t even know how to fight then y my ex hubby come up to the school and wanted to slap the fuk out her face but i was like DON’T!
what’s shakin His
@Alex
Can’t no name make or break me! REAL IDGAF! SLUT PROSTITUTION WHORE I know who I am
@KIGNSTON GIRL WHAT U MEAN 7TH GRADE IS EARLY U HISPANIC RIGHT??
CHIT MY FRIEND FROM 6TH GRADE HAD TWINS BY HER 13TH B-DAY 
WE ALL THOUGHT SHE HAD GONE TO MEXICO BISH WAS GONE FOR 1YR CAME BACK WITH DOUBLE D’S
Siovdeiyfkuyewyrrean
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*zips Man’s member up in his zipper*
Oops, did I do that?
@Lucious, I’m making it do what it do…how u be suga?
hey ChocoDrop!
twin
@Lolita
Who the hail is that lady you talkin bout – do you like Shaunie?
HISSSS hey babes – did your weekend get better with your baby boy?
hey @His with you purty self
put your hands up high, your back down low, now hydraulics to the floor
Do yall wanna hear something stupid – when I was in the ER the nurse asked me what state I was born in so I said UNITED and my boyfriend looked at me like I was crazy and started smiling – so the nurse was like Im sorry maam but – so I told my son the story and he goes MOMMMMM I said Tony what would you have said he said USA
I told my daughter and my boyfriend and they were laughing like chit
CHIT MY FRIEND FROM 6TH GRADE HAD TWINS BY HER 13TH B-DAY WE ALL THOUGHT SHE HAD GONE TO MEXICO BISH WAS GONE FOR 1YR CAME BACK WITH DOUBLE D’S
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@CHOCO WEL U BETTER THAN ME I LET MY EX PUSH ALL THEM BISHES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOOTBALL FIELD AND PUNK THEY AZZ THEY THOUGHT THE BIG BAD FOOTBALL PLAYER WAS GON GET THEY AZZ AND STARTED CRYING
IT’S FUNNY NOW BACK THEN I HAD TO COME TO SKOOL WITH HAIR IN PONY TAIL NO EARING AND EVERY FUKN TIME I WENT TO THE RESTROOM I HAD A FRIEND (THATS WERE THEY CAUGHT MY AZZ) FUNNY THING IS MY OWN PEOPLE TURNED ON ME OVER A FUKN BOYFRIEND ALMOST ALL MY FRIENDS BY 12TH GRADE WER BLACK I HAD TWO HISPANIC FRIEND CUBAN AND NICARAGUENCE <<<LIL ISLAND PASS EL SALVADOR THE RACIST CHIT IS OLD AND WE NEED TO FUKN MOVE ON!!
CHIT MY FRIEND FROM 6TH GRADE HAD TWINS BY HER 13TH B-DAY WE ALL THOUGHT SHE HAD GONE TO MEXICO BISH WAS GONE FOR 1YR CAME BACK WITH DOUBLE D’S
You will be getting an abortion at those ages 12 and 13 and really other ages
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@ lakes
girlllll, for us that’s not early. but this girl is half asian and black. she had a huge crush on my bro and her & her friends would come to my moms house to play with them and blah blah blah. i knew she had a hot puzz for my brother but i had to stop that.
Choco I was talkin bout Dwayne Wade’s ex wife! You know her name is a hunned letters long
@Choc, hell no it didnt get better! I lost someone very dear 2 me on Saturday… I’m trying to forget that the weekend ever happened *sigh* but the offspring is all healed
@CHOCO THATS WHAT MY MOMMA SAID WEN SHE FOUND OUT OL GIRL WAS PREG “I WISH U WOULD U ARE NOT OLD ENUFF TO MAKE THE DECISION TO HAVE SEX LET ALONE HAVE A CHILD” AND MAMA DON’T THINK ABORTION IS OK BUT FUK MAN 12???
@Choco
Did u ever give her an actual state name? 
@Lakes
Nahhh he would’ve looked like a bish slapping her she got hers tho
And yes the race thing needs to stop – we all mixed any fukn way
And I’m not saying you are those names.
I was referencing what you said in the other post. 
@Alex,
(in Maury’s voice)
You are doing the Humpty Dance!
@KINGSTON
” i knew she had a hot puzz for my brother but i had to stop that. ”
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Wow, your brother must hate you!
i have to go folks!
er’one have a good night..
s all around!
@Lolita
#DUH
If she put that crazy bish on the show I will not watch SIVON (ghettospelling) eyes make my head spin
@Alex
Yes I finally said Maryland
@His
Im sorry to hear that booo Im glad the baby is all heeled
Bye His
We’re here for you boo!!! 
bye his!
*follows you and smangs it as you leave*
@ manuel
now that she’s full of fetus? nope.
@Choco
I didn’t know if it was Tourettes or that Get a Bish Right on Together Syndrome cause you do that one so well.
Laaaawwwd I
don’t no fast azz hussies come around my son for me to have to embarass everyone including their own mother 
I didn’t know if it was Tourettes or that Get a Bish Right on Together Syndrome cause you do that one so well
It was prolly a lil of both
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ALEX I WANT TO SMANG #holdsheadinshame Yall don’t even understand chit Im even worse cuz of the timing of it all and don’t know one ask me chit about the timing
This is second time I used know for no
I hate ILLITERACY 
so what about the timing?????
@Choco
It doesn’t look like this thought is leaving your mind anytime soon.
Umm…is it that you just want to smang something different?
@kingstonn that’s why I am afraid to have children because these kids are a lot older than I was when I was growing up. I thought boys were cute in the 7th grade, but I wasn’t even thinking about placing a penis in my pocketbook (my mom’s term for vagina)
@Lolita
Don’t play with me – it’s shameful indeed – I don’t want to talk about but Im not smanging just thinking like a trollop is all!
@Alex
Nahhh not something different beau is out of town and a bish is horny but I know I won’t I talk a lot of ish and then be like I can’t come out
@CHOCO AINT WE ALL MIX I GOT A LIL BLACK IN ME EVERY OTHER NIGHT
AND ALL U CAN DO IS SAY “YES AND FOR HOW LONG…”
@ALEX SHE A HOT BISH SHE POP ON UR AZZ THEN TELL U TO GO
@BROWN
“Choco I was talkin bout Dwayne Wade’s ex wife! You know her name is a hunned letters long”
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Yeah, you know Shaunie hurried up and got on the phone when she saw she lost her kids. You know Shaq used to play with D. Wade so Shaunie prolly knows that crazy bytch.
Choco i have no idea what yall talkin about! I just did it because you said not to!
Aaaand chit this friend is sexy as helllllll! I should fuk him up for even texting my azz SIKE
@Lolita
I should’ve known 
@ suthern
ugh, i know! my mom just found out one of em wasn’t a virgin. and then when she let em know she found out, he was like ‘but you and grandma had kids young, why you mad cause im not a virgin.. you should be mad at yourself’…
i’m laughing because of the ass kicking that followed.
@KINGSTON
How she found out unless she caught him in the act?
Choco would care to share his sexiness/pics with a few close friends
Sharing is caring
@Kingstonn
Your siblings be asking for that azz whoopings!!
why you mad cause im not a virgin.. you should be mad at yourself’…
i’m laughing because of the ass kicking that followed
he earned his azz kicking well 
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*those
@kingstonn dang your brother is hella bold! Lord have mercy, the babies
@KINGSTON GIRL YES THESE LIL GIRLS **CUZ THATS WHAT THE FUK THEY ARE** ARE FAST AND THINK HAVING A BABY IS CUTE I CUZ I BISH OUT IN A HOT MIN AND THEN PUNCH MY BROTHER IN THE GUEVOS FOR BEING THE PAPI CHULO HE THINK HE IS!! AND THESE GIRLS SENDING HIM PICS OF THEY TWAT TITS AZZ ERRTHANG BISH BE READY TO CUT SCRATCH THEY FACE OFF
LAWWWD HELP MY SON WILL GROW UP AND I WILL CUT A BISH!! 
<<thatidon'tsharecellwithdiabla
@SBelle
You surely don’t look like the type to carry a blade in your mouth.
@KINGSTON
MY MOM BEAT MY BROTHER THE OTHER DAY WITH A BROOM 
I SWEAR I NEVER SEEN A 5’4 WOMAN FLY BUT MY MOMMA WAS IN THE AIR WITH THE FUKN BROOM LIKE IT WAS A SWORD AND BANG!! “QUE PENDOJO U DON’T CRITIZE ME IM UR MADRE ESTUPIDO” BANG!! SHE BROKE IT!! 
AND IT WAS FUNNY TO SEE A ALMOST 6 FOOT LIL BOY RUN AND CRY LIKE A FUKN BISH AND JUMP LIKE HE RUN TRACK!!
Y are the eff post getting slower and slower
SB
tapin it under your collar is good too!
Not that I know, I just heard……….
@CHOCO MAKE UP E-SEX
**taste like fresh agua*** AND THEN DRAG UR AZZ LIKE A CAVE MAN BY THE LEG TO THE TUB SO I CAN BANG OUT!! 
**i likes to rinch my food and rinch around before i eat** 
I SWEAR I NEVER SEEN A 5?4 WOMAN FLY BUT MY MOMMA WAS IN THE AIR WITH THE FUKN BROOM LIKE IT WAS A SWORD AND BANG!! “QUE PENDOJO U DON’T CRITIZE ME IM UR MADRE ESTUPIDO” BANG!! SHE BROKE IT!! AND IT WAS FUNNY TO SEE A ALMOST 6 FOOT LIL BOY RUN AND CRY LIKE A FUKN BISH AND JUMP LIKE HE RUN TRACK!!
The otha day my kids were rough housing near the stairs and at first I was calmn and telling to stop being stupid playing near the stairs bish Y did I SCREAM SO LOUD AT THEM I scared the fuk outta them and they both went into my daughters room 
I was laughing at their faces
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@ALEX
“You surely don’t look like the type to carry a blade in your mouth.”
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THOSE are the main ones to look out for.
WTF IS RINCH!
@ alex
omg, my brothers are a trip! i’m starting to think they get in trouble now cause they want to get sent to my house.
@ man
she found out cause his twin brother can’t hold water and blabbed on him one day. i swear boys are messier than girls.
@ lakes
the bro that lives with me now used to get straight up punched, not beat by my moms. i mean really.. what was she thinking when she had all these kids?
@Ms. Lolita didn’t know that, I won’t judge and thanks for the tip.
@Ratchet I also learned how to use certain hair accessories as a weapon, but since I cut my hair you have nothing to worry about boo
SB
tapin it to your collar somes in handy at the club!
So I heard
*comes
@KINGSTON THESE KIDS NOW A DAY NEED TO GET KICKED IN THE AZZ EVERYTIME I HEAR MY BROTHER (YESTERDAY WAS ONE OF THEM DAYS) TELL MY MAMMI “LEAVE ME ALONE FUK MAN OR STUPID THIS OR U DON’T KNOW” I GO SO DEEP IN HIS AZZ LIKE IM A MAN AND I TOLD HIM “I WILL FIGHT U IN THESE SKRRETS FOR MY MOMMA HOMEBOY DON’T GET IT TWISTED PURRTY BOY”
@SBelle
Glad I cut my hair too so you won’t need to bring over any hair accessories.
Btw: nice smile.
especially if you’re bein searched
Lakes
@BROWN IDK THIS OLDER LADY USED TO TELL ME THAT CHIT ALL THE TIME SO IT’S FUNNY TO ME
@WW
Rinch = reach and or rinse to old school folks.
**cleans face off shiny gloss** IM OUTIE YALL HAVE A GOOD ONE
<<chocosdrawsandbraw
@Ratchet thanks
Anything I have near me is a weapon #BISHRESOURCEFUL
Alex I assumed that’s what she meant Ive always seen it spelled rench so it through me off a lil
@Lakes
That’s cool you know Im into nudity :hugs: boo
I’m out so have a good one folks!
@ laker
how old is he? i swear he sounds like my 15 yr old brother.. i pretty much stay out of those fights cause he always loses
@BROWN I SAWWY U KNOW I CAN’T SPELL
rinch out and touch me.. i want to.. feel the fiyahhh.. yeahh…
@KINGSTON HE IS 15 TURNING 16 IN JUNE IF HE MAKES IT PASS MY AZZ
HE IS A HAND FULL AND HE IS VERY HANDSOME SO IT’S HARD TO KEEP THEM LIL HEFFAS OFF OK NOW IM OUTIE 
@Choco
Heck, your mouth is your best weapon!
@Alex
Dying at how much you know me so well 
at times it is
Good day folks, let me go do some writing
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO Suthern SIKE
@SBelle
*Waving like the child in the window as the car pulls away*
Goodbye
Have a good night My #1 and I hope the writing goes well. I need to get up and start cooking. *sigh* See, if you were here you could write while I cook.
@Choco
Like I know the back side of my hand.
@Candi
You summoned us to this post and then you left.
umm i get off at 4:30 (4:15 in my world) everyday
Yeah, and then it’s back on the train to make your hips roll.
Well, I’m out!! I’m starvin like Marvin. Time to start cooking!!! I wish I had a chef and a maid and a driver!!
#TeamNene! and ummm Dionne Warwick and that Star Jones apalled me! well Star who cares but Dionne Warwick Ego Ego