The NY Post is reporting that ticket prices for troubled actor Charlie Sheen’s upcoming Radio City Music Hall shows have hit new lows at just $24 to $31.

At those prices, it’s almost certain that Sheen will not show up for one or both of his shows at Radio City. There are still thousands of tickets available — and scalpers who are desperate to unload them.

Sheen’s Friday and Saturday shows had sold out in less than an hour when tickets first went on sale. The $126 tickets were snatched up by enterprising scalpers who had plans to sell them online at up to 5 times face value.

At the time, Sheen was riding a wave of popularity on Twitter.com thanks to his sarcastic wit and oversized ego — which people often confuse for charm and personality.

He broke a record on Twitter.com by accumulating a million followers in less time than it took that other narcissist — Ashton Kutcher — to do it.

The suckers who bought tickets to Sheen’s first 2 shows in Detroit and Chicago, learned a hard lesson about falling under the spell of a raging narcissist with no talent.

New Yorkers are not that dumb.