Barnes & Noble wants this man to keep his shirt on
Two major U.S. book retailers have issued directives to their stores to wrap the covers of this month’s Dossier magazine in opaque plastic. The retailers fear that the cover photo of 19-year-old, half naked male model Andre Pejic, with his bird chest and 2-pack abs, will offend housewives who might think he’s a 12-year-old girl.
Although there are other magazines on the shelves featuring shirtless men in all manner of undress, Barnes & Noble and Borders bookstores believe that this particular magazine cover will offend because “the model is young and [he] could be deemed as a naked female.”
Dossier co-founder and creative director Skye Parrott was shocked at the retailers’ directive to forfeit the magazine orders or agree to be censored.
She told Jezebel.com: “We knew that this cover presented a very strong, androgynous image, and that could make some people uncomfortable. That’s partly why we chose it. I guess it has made someone pretty uncomfortable.”
She added: “What message are the big bookstore chains sending — that the male torso is only appropriate all-ages viewing when the man in question is ripped?”
Male model Pejic, who was discovered in his native Australia flipping burgers at Burger King, says his androgynous looks makes him feel more female than male sometimes.
“I’m sure most people think of me as a woman. It doesn’t bother me anymore and I feel fine about it… I don’t consider my looks unusual.”
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Well that would be the most flat-chested female I’ve ever seen.
those nipples dont look right.
KrayZKat says:
Well that would be the most flat-chested female I’ve ever seen.
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I said the same thing
Lol, at first glance it looks strange, but it gets your attention, which is the main point of the picture in the first place…
I thought it was Ciara…
Dawn you do too much
the picture is a bad photo….point blank period
I want him to put keep his shirt on too SMH
DAWN
Whats up Woman?
HEY KINGSTONNN BEWSTANKS
Hey Fe Fe, French TONGUE KISS, BROWN, and Rene
Ahem, Auntie Sandy…how do I rotate my pic in my gravatar? I uploaded vertically but its not working #whining
Feline Feminine says:
Lol, at first glance it looks strange, but it gets your attention, which is the main point of the picture in the first place…
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To tell us that white boys wear lacefronts and that the Master Reynolds from Roots lacefront line is coming to a Woolworth mannequin near you.
*flushes the toilet behind Therapist…. HUH
Oh I wasnt supposed to be in the Men’s restroom…. My bad *bats lashes!
Can I sit on your lap OHONEY
I need to be held!
Hey Cha cha!
xamaycan says:
Ahem, Auntie Sandy…how do I rotate my pic in my gravatar? I uploaded vertically but its not working #whining
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Rotate it before you upload it.. like before u save it to ur e-machine roatate it.. but u cute sideways…
chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! *smangs it*
i always love it when your gravi’s are of yourself..
@Dawn
WTF????? The “androgynous” look works for female models, but this chit just looks all wrong.
But the bs reason Barnes and Nobles gave is damn ridiculous. LOL…
XAMAYCAN…Iont think its possible Boo… you have to try anoter pic… your pretty though… a lil tilted head aint neva hurt nobody
Thanks KINGALING *licks the side of your cheek!
Dawn Sheen says:
I thought it was Ciara…
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lmfaooooooo
Thanks Dawn
What in the love muffin, B. Scott, Amadeaus, parliment, Mozart, constitution signing, dolla, dolla, bill yall, hell?!
Sandra is that your type
ewwggghh
Thanks Cha…yea i think i will leave it. it took me long enough to get one pic up smh
Hey Cha Cha Slide… girl I am over here trying to take apic of my childbirth titties so I can be on a magazine… is Black Tail still in circulation??
I want to be on their sad clown edition
@ XAMA………..I’m wondering if it isn’t gravatar itself. I just had the same thing happen when I tried to change mine.
Choco aka Hippie says:
Sandra is that your type
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Nope she don’t like boi puzzy she like real unitwat
*puts my segway on super high and zooms over to cha cha (5 mph)*
Have yall seen dude with his hair down?!
B Scott looks more masculine than him
Candi is always seeing the positive side…… thats why you’re beautiful
candibfly says:
*puts my segway on super high and zooms over to cha cha (5 mph)*
DIMPZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ *accidentally humps you vigorously
Mr.BluPhi says:
Candi is always seeing the positive side…… thats why you’re beautiful
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I am positive to clown
Mr.BluPhi says:
Candi is always seeing the positive side…… thats why you’re beautiful
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omg u are so right blu! *takes another slice of humble pie*
Cha-Cha sorry for the delay #16. I was in the other post.
Please come sit on my lap and massage my neck, it hurts from looking at xamaycan picture so long.
*tosses you a trimond encrusted leather jacket and matching helmet that says MS DEBARGE SPEED MONSTER
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*snaps a pic of myself in the jacket to send to my boo while he’s on vacation in panama*
OMG the flat chest, kind of cinched waist, old lady curls and androgynous face SCARES ME!!
*rubs eyes* Is that my beautiful Cha-Chizzille Dizzille???????
Heyyyyy Guhl!!!!!!!!!!
Candi I ate the cookies!!!!
340 calories so now I’ll be eatin soup for dinner!!!!!
MIRDA MIRZZZZZZZAY ………awwwww shyt *taps dat
ALL THE PRETTY BISHES….ALL THE PRETTY BISHES …PUT YOUR HANDS UP
*DOES THE BEYONCE SINGLE LADIES DANCE IN A WOLFPUZZY FUR ONE PIECE BATHING SUIT WITH THE AZZ CHEEKS OUT!
but i washed it down with a 32 ounce cup of water
Yardgirl says:
OMG the flat chest, kind of cinched waist, old lady curls and androgynous face SCARES ME!!
So you saying you aint neva watched Golden Girls
And I see your new so
WHERE THE DAMN E WELCOME PACKETS 
Ya’ll is so damn unprofessional round hea 
WOWZER THAT IS ONE FLAT CHESTED FUKA GOT CAT
sophia petrillo!
So is it the whole head of a women yet chest exposed. May be confusing especially to 3 and 4 year olds walking by just heading to the kid section. All they want is the Cat in the Hat.
@BROWN
“Candi I ate the cookies!!”
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You tryin to seduce me aren’t you?
@brown!!!! lol i have some days like that, where i’ll eat sweets and have to allocate the rest of my daily calories to something i don’t wanna eat like soup or an air sandwich
make sure u burn some of that off tho, in any way u see fit
LAKER CHICA……..COME HERE YOU SEXAY LIL BOTTLE OF TAPATIO!…
@xamaycan, you’re purdy. Chu new?????? If so,
.
Mirs how short are you?
Kingstonn who you callin Sophia
It does look like weird. Walking by, u might have to do a double take, but that’s what they wanted. Out of all the pictures that were taken, they chose that one. U’ve seen Top Model. They wanted to stir up some shyt.
xamaycan/jamaican/mexican/xman
please pic your new name
OHoney says:
Mirs how short are you?
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5 even.
awwww mirs is tiny! *pinches her cheeks*
oh hell I’ll just call you X
CHACHA!!!! ex-squeeze me!!
hey Big Bad
His_Mommy623 says:
CHACHA!!!! ex-squeeze me!!
HISSSSSSSSSSS
Makes out with just your legs in a private session!
WHATEVER BROWN……. YOU AINT GOTTA SPEAK… I saw what you did with the PEACHES in the otha post with DIMPZ….YOU DONT NEEEEEEEED ME NO MORE 
TIS ALL GOOD HMPH!
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What in the name of Boy George is going on in that pic? Lawrd. I have not been this confused by a picture since 1983.
@CHACHIZZLE!! UR SOO FUKN SEXY BISH COME CHERE!!!!
@CHA U KNOW A BISH SO WELL I LOVE SOME TAPATIO SAUSE ON ALL MY DANG FOOD!!
who might think he’s a 12-year-old girl.
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Swear on all things GOOD I got a co-worker (female) who I say remind me of a 12 yo boy. She shaped like one and got a squeaky high pitched pre puberty voice jussssst like one.
um ChaCha
Hello
How are you doing this fine afternoon
Are the kids well
How’s the other half
How’s your family doin
Is your mama nem ok
with that being said……………GET ON YO MFCKIN JOB!!!!!!!!!
@Dawn yesss you too…. you’re equally as beautiful
5,4,3,2,1
he is looking like a ladyboi in this pic
I can understand why some wouldn’t want their children to see that pic. Andrej Pejic is a amazing model though. His pics are really nice! I wouldn’t know he was a man in some pics
KK76
HAPPEN TO YOUR PRETTY SMILE AND DIMPLEZ all I see is shoulders… NO BUENO 
@Mirs you are looking a bit small on your pic. i never noticed til now. Always nice to see a fellow size challenged individual–I am 4’11
Well this is just f*cking stupid…
(goes to read the comments)
Missing SR folks….Where is Genia (GGouch) and Mean Kitty???
KDub says:
who might think he’s a 12-year-old girl.
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Swear on all things GOOD I got a co-worker (female) who I say remind me of a 12 yo boy. She shaped like one and got a squeaky high pitched pre puberty voice jussssst like one.
So you sayin he look like Ellen Degeneres and Rachel Maddows son Justin Beiber
i miss flo & otb & corp..
welcome @xmyacan
where you from mami?
@XM welcome and chit
@KINGSTON ME TOO!! SPECAILLY MY YT SWIRL FLO!! OOOOOOWWW!! AND THAT MEAN KITTY BISH TOO!!!
* Still walking around with
out singing in my Anita Baker voice*
Nawl, this aint gon cut it
Sits on Yso’s lap and pulls Mirs and Mrslove out of my pockets……
These are my pretty lil helpers…. Their gonna help me fix your braids in to something extraordinaire today 
so CHA CHA is blind huh? ok then
@His this might be my favorite one yet . Just the thought of looking down a baby looking like that
Cha Chillin says:
WHATEVER BROWN……. YOU AINT GOTTA SPEAK… I saw what you did with the PEACHES in the otha post with DIMPZ….YOU DONT NEEEEEEEED ME NO MORE TIS ALL GOOD HMPH!
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Someone else mentioned Peaches. Uh, watchu do wit ‘em? Serious question.
@ lakes
i knowwwww, where is mean at? i wanted to rub it in his face when i saw drake.
mrsloveleighwilliams says:
@Mirs you are looking a bit small on your pic. i never noticed til now. Always nice to see a fellow size challenged individual–I am 4?11
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#teamminime’s
So you sayin he look like Ellen Degeneres and Rachel Maddows son Justin Beiber
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Well my co-worker reminds me of Paul from the Wonder Years. Like when it first started coming on and Paul, Kevin, and Winnie were all like 11-12…she got the nose and the hair and the glasses….swear four quarters…
Not sure who the guy above looks like tho…
Lurker
the peaches are used during certain sexual acts
Cha says: Sits on Yso’s lap and pulls Mirs and Mrslove out of my pockets…… These are my pretty lil helpers…. Their gonna help me fix your braids in to something extraordinaire today
————————————————————————-my son is 6 and already his head is under my chin! My daughter–not so lucky. She pulled mommy’s short genes. She’s 13 and 4’9. I think she might be finished
so what yall think about the world ending on may 21st
CHA CHAAAAAAA!!! SUP BAY CAKES
MAN! i miss my homies
MeanKitty
CORP
PHRO
OTB
THICKNESS
FLO
Ya’ll come back!!!
CFREE says:
Nawl, this aint gon cut it
………….
Cha Chillin says:
Yardgirl says:
OMG the flat chest, kind of cinched waist, old lady curls and androgynous face SCARES ME!!
So you saying you aint neva watched Golden Girls
And I see your new so WHERE THE DAMN E WELCOME PACKETS Ya’ll is so damn unprofessional round hea
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Awwwww!! Thank you for the welcome, it is truly appreciated.
ummm, he looks gross, wrap it up.
awww i feel for her. i was always in the front row for pics (still am). didn’t get to 5 ft until high school…and that’s where i stopped
otb
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I miss her stories about her co-worker…the female version of Balki Bartakamous from “Perfect Strangers”
Why they make us love them and then leave us??????
SUP @LONGTIMELURKNAZZNICCA
Thank you. Cause HIS fukked my locs up something fierce in that last post.
Speaking of…
I’m taking them legs next time I catch you yawning round here bew.
omg thicknesssss!
where is that bish!
*sees somthing about peaches and dimpz and leaves post*
lol yo i loved perfect strangers
larry appleton was so uptight
so what yall think about the world ending on may 21st
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I got class that day…so if rapture happens…I hope it comes before noon…I am gonna be mad if it comes after I done sat in that bish for four hours…who wants to die mad?
so what yall think about the world ending on may 21st
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I think I better get me some before then
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
the peaches are used during certain sexual acts
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I got that, but what do you………. nevermind. Thanks.
His_Mommy623 says:
so CHA CHA is blind huh? ok then
Yeah Candi i was finished by then too. She used to have a real hard time dealing with peeps always commenting on her height. Had to explain that that was something she had no control over. Now she just thinks she’s the chit cause she has hazel eyes and naturally curly hair..SMDH at kids still being color struck
Cha Chillin says:
CFREE says:
Nawl, this aint gon cut it
SMACKS YOU ON THE AZZ……. CFREEKA LEEK….PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!
…………. Next Week Tho!
*covering up asap*
I loved that show too @ CandiB…
mrsloveleighwilliams says:
Cha says: Sits on Yso’s lap and pulls Mirs and Mrslove out of my pockets…… These are my pretty lil helpers…. Their gonna help me fix your braids in to something extraordinaire today
————————————————————————-my son is 6 and already his head is under my chin! My daughter–not so lucky. She pulled mommy’s short genes. She’s 13 and 4?9. I think she might be finished
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#tallazzlilshyt
@Cha- Thanks hon, but I have to be able to have some deniability from time to time. No sir Chez Whitey I was not wasting time all day on the internet.
Plus Brown recognized me from high school…
Snickers at the related post referring to caster semenya hehe
Thanks mirs;-)
Yes luscious u can call me X…xamaycan is a creative way for me to spell jamaican..mrslove, thanks hun im from up north CT to be exact. Family is from jamaica.
@Yso, why ju gawn santch my legs bew? *greases yo scalp with the blue bergamot*
As for the picture…
People get offended over the most trivial things. Just give the boy a sammich and let his androgyny be great.
It’s worked for the likes of David Bowie and Prince.
*forgives Cha Cha* I didnt see it bew! plz love like ya used too!!
CFREE
don’t you change your gravi…
i havent saved it yet….
I hope the world doesn’t end on May 21….My MAVS need to win their title first!!!! And I got tickets to see Devin the Dude on the 27th!!! Don’t funk up my plan apocolypse!!!!!
How Bout Dem Mavs
How Bout Dem Mavs
How Bout Dem Mavs
@ Rene…wham babbyyy lol
:ontopic:
“I’m sure most people think of me as a woman. It doesn’t bother me anymore and I feel fine about it… I don’t consider my looks unusual.”
Money will make you feel fine about alot of things…….
I usually just park in lurk mode..but after googling this dudes pics.. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He looks like a beautiful blonde woman. I could not find ONE maculine picture of him. I’m sorry, but we are swinging a little too-far to the left for me. I’m all for letting people be who they are but…DAMN!
I wanna know who changed the “end of the world” dates. It was 12-2012 was it not??
Choco aka Hippie says:
so what yall think about the world ending on may 21st
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I think I better get me some before then
i come to my bros fukn elbows im 5’4 he is close to 6 foot and only 15
@ACE
@ ace
yeen gonna change that gravi?
Long Time Lurker says:
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
the peaches are used during certain sexual acts
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I got that, but what do you………. nevermind. Thanks.
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I understand you want me to explain in great detail how I take the cold diced peaches and put them in my mouth them suck along with……….. but this is a MFCKIN FAMILY ORIENTED BLOG!
Yes, Cha..
CFREE says:
SUP @LONGTIMELURKNAZZNICCA
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‘Sup. Nice gravi
Not slobbered but teared up and passed the fuk out
my bornday is on friday
@HIS
I seent you yawn @KDUB…Hand em over.
Mirs says: My baby is 4, and is above my damn elbow.
#tallazzlilshyt
@CHACHING!! I HAD SOME THAT MADE BOFF MY LIPS DROOL AND SLOB LIKE NIAGRA FALLS!!
BUT OOOO SOOO GOOD!! 
renegadesince1985 says:
@ all the new yahdie members! Jamaica to di worl!!!
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Nuff Repect my yoot!!:hi:
oooooooooooh. who has a date tonight? this bish!
i just hope he doesn’t take me somewhere that has only meat. ugh.
kingstonn says:
@ ace
yeen gonna change that gravi?
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Since you brought it up…….I was thinking due to recent event of Today…and alot of new faces showing themselves…fellas may have to do a recount……
His_Mommy623 says:
@ Ace, and how DIMPZ feel about ju saving Cfrees pic??
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LOL.
game denied..
*pops my legs off like a barbie and hands em over 2 YSO* damn it!!
@LOLITA MY MAN HAS SAID THANKS FOR THE FRUIT ROLLE UP SUKING SESSION ABOUT 1354365 TIMES SO SHARE THE PEACH BISH U ON POINT!! **SITS INDIAN STYLE TOPLESS WRITTING THE INSTRUCTIONS ON HIS AND DIMPZ
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Buyin peaches and fruit roll ups
*pinches Kingstonns tittays* i was just wondering if Dimpz knew
I thought “Peaches” was someone’s nickname ….smh. Summer please hurry up.
@Cha-Chillin, can you slick down your baby hair like Chilli does? I’m having an overwhelming week. First 3 guys come outta the closet, and now I learn Don Lemon’s dating his CNN producer Ben Tinker, a youthful chap with a much tighter ass than mine. #damngravityandsnickers
Cha says:
HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOME SO GOOD IT MADE YOU SLOBBER GAT DAMN!
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Dude slobbered right down the middle of my back. He was
.
Choco aka Hippie says:
Not slobbered but teared up and passed the fuk out
CFree *In my smokie from friday voice “I was just bullshyttin” LEAVE THE GRAVI A-LONE!!!!!
KK… I gotcha
@ Hevnsent ……….Care to share
@ blu
can you change your gravi?
i keep losing my train of thought
Jim Jones mother is fuggin retarded
#Random
@ Cha: I leave that to you girls..Call me a prude, but I’m over 30 and I don’t think it’s lady-like! LOL..Plus it was pre-hubby..soooooooo….
@ His………… I’m cool! *palms Sam’s ass*
@Kingston
You dating witeboi from your office #BISH #MAD JEALOUS
Mr.BluPhi says:
I thought “Peaches” was someone’s nickname ….smh. Summer please hurry up.
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You want them to talk about you huh?
pointhimout says:
@Cha-Chillin, can you slick down your baby hair like Chilli does? I’m having an overwhelming week. First 3 guys come outta the closet, and now I learn Don Lemon’s dating his CNN producer Ben Tinker, a youthful chap with a much tighter ass than mine. #damngravityandsnickers
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Soooooo
somebody needs to make me slober COTDAYUUMMM!!!!
@CHA
That chit will have my azz in the zone and I will tear the fuk up I did that chit with my ex hubby the PR could screw ya heard
That chit feel so good it makes you
@French
45 min Dude enticing me to take the ride DAMMIT!
Girl cried whilst I was gettin it in……. it was NOT sexy……
*slides a book of the shelf from His’ gravi and sits on her knee* where is harlem? is she alive?
@ choco
Ricky? lol noooooooooooooo.
this is a new dude i met in the library. he’s in Vet School. so you know i really like him.
Mr.BluPhi says:
I thought “Peaches” was someone’s nickname ….smh. Summer please hurry up.
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Family Reunion???
SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME says:
Girl cried whilst I was gettin it in
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*scoots over next to awesome and picks his side burns* u puttin it down like that son?!
*ain’t never cried or slobbered*
pointhimout says:
@Cha-Chillin, can you slick down your baby hair like Chilli does?
You want them to talk about you huh?
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Whats unlady like
CHA what u don did nah 
smh
@choco reguarding your comment in the mariah post….. i’ll get off 5 for you and 5 for me imma be like this ~~~~~>
kingstonn says:
oooooooooooh. who has a date tonight? this bish!
i just hope he doesn’t take me somewhere that has only meat. ugh.
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Your
nvuirnig gonna need jesus …..
you gonna smang that poor boy face off ….promise me you will let him come up for air…promise me that!
takes “kissin cousins” to a whole nother level
he’s in Vet School. so you know i really like him.
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Too cute and Good for you!
Awesome come here boo and hit this for me
@kingston why not let him know u dont do meat just in case he take u to a steak house or sum… and were is the pic me and his been waiting for???
#envy!!
@CHOCO CRY HOLD UP BISH NEVA DONE THAT I HAD THE UNCONTROLABLE SHAKI LEGS AND PUZAZAY POUNDING AND DROOLING
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww Eddie Long look like he do that “hard breeve” while feeling you up
@French
I told dude I need multiples this nicca said mulitple cawks SCCCURRRRT um no Multiple O’s
heavn_sent says:
@ Cha: I leave that to you girls..Call me a prude, but I’m over 30 and I don’t think it’s lady-like! LOL..Plus it was pre-hubby..soooooooo….
BTW Im 33, AND IM MARRIED……….AND IM GROWN…….. DIDNT KNOW I WAS BEIN UNLADY LIKE GTFOH AND GO BACK TO LURKIN!
@Candi, ion know where my Fiance has been!! :wails:
DAYUUUMMM!! @AWESOME, kiss, imean drill the girls and make them cry huh?!
@ Laker…………… I was waiting too! Always leaving me out and chit.
@Cha-Cha
<<<<< me driving away from this post
@Dimpz and Lakes
you will look at him like he’s a GOD girl that chit be hitting that spot and yeah when it’s good GOOOD GREAT if he on that chit right – you will tear the fuk up 
When that nicca make you cry
AWESOMMEEEEE come HERE
prynsexxx says:
Cha says:
HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOME SO GOOD IT MADE YOU SLOBBER GAT DAMN!
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Dude slobbered right down the middle of my back.
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I’ve had that happen.
I was like ” 
” was that. 
Long Time Lurker says:
I understand you want me to explain in great detail how I take the cold diced peaches and put them in my mouth them suck along with……….. but this is a MFCKIN FAMILY ORIENTED BLOG!
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Thanks for the visual.
o chit
@Kingstonn You want me to change it?? I cant say no to such a pretty lady… But i cant post a shirtless pic until I reach my goal.
@DIMPZ I WOULD NEVA DO THAT NEVER
<<RUBS BUTT
@ Cfree…………..If a ninja have me crying or slobbing all over myself, that will be the LAST time he lays hands on me.
#ISeenFatalAttraction
cha cha is a fvckin lady! word is bond son! and u can take that to the bank
I thought the picture was janice dickenson…
@Awesome
How was she crying loud and chit
*tucks cape in my slacks*
I think it was more of her infatuation with me at the time….
Dude slobbered right down the middle of my back.
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I slobbed on a dude’s forehead once….right betwix his eyes…
He assured me it was okay so we kept
Cha Chillin says:
heavn_sent says:
@ Cha: I leave that to you girls..Call me a prude, but I’m over 30 and I don’t think it’s lady-like! LOL..Plus it was pre-hubby..soooooooo….
BUT YO AZZ ANSWERED THE QUESTION…………. HERE YOU GO
BTW Im 33, AND IM MARRIED……….AND IM GROWN…….. DIDNT KNOW I WAS BEIN UNLADY LIKE GTFOH AND GO BACK TO LURKIN!
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CFREE says:
somebody needs to make me slober COTDAYUUMMM!!!!
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*grabs a book from HIS book shelf and reads it in the “nice people on SR corner”*
@BLU U SHO FUKN RIGHT!!!
@CHOCO **GLAD SHE GOT EXTRA PANTIES ON DECK** GIRL U DONE GOT ME HOT!! **FANS PUZZAY***
@LOLITA
Oh chit…Looks like I got back just in time…
@Ohoney LOL….I guess I shouldnt have said that….I get a little lost sometimes
KDub says:
Dude slobbered right down the middle of my back.
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I slobbed on a dude’s forehead once….right betwix his eyes…
He assured me it was okay so we kept
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CHA IS A LADY and MOBWIFE – A freak in the sheets and the freak of the week when she wanna be but uh you know our previous discussion CHA about one – EMAIL
Cha says:
HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOME SO GOOD IT MADE YOU SLOBBER GAT DAMN!
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slobberbone is the best bone lol
Yso what the hail is that in your gravi?
@ blu
i was going to type something but i totally just forgot. sigh…
what yall talkin bout?
@CHA **SLAPZ THAT AZZ** A MOTHA FUKN LADY IS WHAT THIS HAAWWT SEXY LUCIOUS MAMI
<<me in ur shirt
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Mr.BluPhi says:
I thought “Peaches” was someone’s nickname ….smh. Summer please hurry up.
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Family Reunion???
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DAMN you Brown….lmfaooooo…. Im logging off.
@DIMPZ
If a nigga have ME crying and slobbering all over myself, I’m proposing to his azz right then and there.
YSO….what….the….fuk…..is……that
*takes OHoneys book from her* lemme rub ya down grl!
@CFREE Thank you for the nice welcome
SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME says:
Girl cried whilst I was gettin it in……. it was NOT sexy…… :
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that cryin chit have a nicca concerned….
Hitting my stride…suddenly hear some weeping…
Me: “babe you aiight…why you crying”
Her: *shakes her head*
Slows Stride….
Me: “You sure you aiight”
Slows to a stop….
Her: *transforms into the devil and her head spins 180 degress*
“DONT STOP MUTHAFLUCKA!!”
Stride speeds back up to overdrive…
SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME says:
*tucks cape in my slacks*
I think it was more of her infatuation with me at the time….
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*slides back over to the other side of the couch* oh, so u wasn’t puttin it down then?
oh YSO get OUT!!———–>
KDub says:
Dude slobbered right down the middle of my back.
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I slobbed on a dude’s forehead once….right betwix his eyes…
He assured me it was okay so we kept
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@Man
at your pic of Roger saying it looks like Brandy
candibfly says:
cha cha is a fvckin lady! word is bond son! and u can take that to the bank
Now who else want suma DEBO
@Lakes
Good #rubs my finger through her silky hair and french kisses her in the mouth
@Laker ….HUH?????
I hate chu!!!!!!!!
@ACE
@YSO
@ Man………….You NEED a whooping!
@ Yso…………
Her: *transforms into the devil and her head spins 180 degress*
I remember those day 
“DONT STOP MUTHAFLUCKA!!”
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If a nigga have ME crying and slobbering all over myself, I’m proposing to his azz right then and there.
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I WOULD have…but after that…I couldn’t utilize the English language no more…
*memories*
@CHOCO DAM U COUGAR!!! **TAKES A RESTROOM BREAK AND BRINGS ROGER WITH ME** ROGER RABBIT IS THE CHIT!!!
ANYBODY CARE TO ASSIT A B1TCH??? 
MzDimplez1123 says:
Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwww Eddie Long look like he do that “hard breeve” while feeling you up
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I had a girl that used to “hard breeve” when we would get started
@ Cha: Chile bang! Hell, spell it out in 1500 characters if it makes u happy..I’m just sayin’ it doesn’t work for me. I answered the qeustion b/c it took me back, didn’t know it came with stipulations
I cried once cause it was an emotional reunion….but i felt a lil stupid afterwards. Good sex will do that to you
<—— What? This?
My azz shot of course. I was feeling left out and chit.
@KINGSTON
“this is a new dude i met in the library. he’s in Vet School. so you know i really like him. ”
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Vet School is like the dumping ground for med school failures.
@FREE we goin have cake and ice cream for my party too???
LURKER
@ACE’S story
Follow Lakes in the Restroom feeling RANDY as chit
suckin with peaches huh? looks like u were raised right. when he’s about to paint the insides of your mouth, give you a protein facial, or just blast off on his manly chest, be sure to rub vigorously, yet gently, that spot right under his balls. Either that spot, or just massage the area where that patch of uncalled for pubic hair is..it’ll instensify the nutt. now, really wanna get him going, massage that prostate.
note: he may shoot from his schlung without you ever even touching it. oh, and cry like a ppussy from the sensational feeling. so i’ve heard.
Most times after I read comment I look at gravi’s.
I must say @MrsWilliams it is hard to focus on what you’re saying with that gravi
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@KINGSTON
“this is a new dude i met in the library. he’s in Vet School. so you know i really like him. ”
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Vet School is like the dumping ground for med school failures.
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I’m soooooo done with you today.
*ain’t read but 4 comments*
Somebody called somebody a ho?!?
*goes up to read now*
Have you ever had it soo good to where you are confused
as to how he could make you feel that good -
@ Pointhimout…………I did the rub the prostate from the outside til he was “close” then rode it out once. That nicca almost crushed me to his chest when he came.
@FRENCH WE HAVIGN A FUKN FIESTA!!! AAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
Somebody called somebody a ho?!?
Bish you is crazy
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MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Pointhimout…………I did the rub the prostate from the outside til he was “close” then rode it out once. That nicca almost crushed me to his chest when he came.
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Dat nicca Gay!
hey @yall i was just thinking about you
i need one of them ho shirts the “sometime ho shirt” one
cause im bout to do my bus driver
@Candi At the time I coulda swore I did and if you add her behavior afterwards I’d have a good case. But I was alot younger then and I definitely know more now……..
When I go to get the wash towel and find her in the position I left her in snoring….
My sure fire way to know I put it down?
#Sylar
@KDUB
So he Tasia’d your azz huh?
Were you compelled to walk around barefoot and get his name tatted somewhere on your upper body?
@pointhimout
Hun we need a private show and tell forum going for this instructional session.:popcorn:
I learn so much from my Sandra Rose fam! heads to the store for fruit roll-ups
I dont know any straight man that would even let you get close to his azz, prostate or whatever with your fingers!
what in the sam hailnaw: is going on with that mag cover
Either that spot, or just massage the area where that patch of uncalled for pubic hair is..it’ll instensify the nutt. now, really wanna get him going, massage that prostate.
note: he may shoot from his schlung without you ever even touching it. oh, and cry like a ppussy from the sensational feeling. so i’ve heard.
I kiss the prostate 
I KID #NOT SIKE wouldn’t you like to know
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Oh okay
Have you ever had it soo good to where you are confused as to how he could make you feel that good -
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STOP IT! PLEASE CHOCO STOP!
@DIMPLEZ WHAT WE RUBN ON AGAIN??
<<me going to ace and dimpz casa for a test drive 
@ Ace……….How so, there was absolutely NO anal interaction. I got that trick watching Real Sex one night when I was bored.
Was jacking it with one hand and massaging the space behind his balls simultaneously. When I could tell it was getting to him, I got on top of him and took it.
Where’s the gayness?
*clutches my pearls from @Point’s vivid tutorial*
(BUT…takes notes with the other free hand tho…)
I dont know any straight man that would even let you get close to his azz, prostate or whatever with your fingers!
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I was thinking how are you able to touch it – even missionary or doggie ohhhh Reverse cowgirl GOT IT
@LAKES – i wanna dance and drink all day long!
Point I appreciate the advice but I consider myself a vet in the head game. You will know you’ve done your job when he passes out
YSO Please, please, please say that’s at least a woman in your gravi. I tried to focus, but my eyes keep burning.
YSoSerious says:
If a nigga have ME crying and slobbering all over myself, I’m proposing to his azz right then and there.
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Yes Ma’am
Oh ….you were on the Yam…that’s different….
kk Nicca gets a pass…
@FRENCH
REAL one time I looked at the nicca in his face and was DAMN SON #TREACH REAL STORY
Nope this is all can I do is reminisce
**GRABS CHOCO THE COUGAR AND FRENCH THE WET LIPS AND TAKES THEM IN THE STALL WITH ME AND ROGER RABBIT**
<—-Not a head pro
MzDimplez1123 says:
<—-Not a head pro
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I'll coach ya….don't worry
looks at his calander for scheduling..
Oh and when that chit is sooo good to that nicca he start playn with his stroke digging deep – pulling out to the tip and smangin that thang good #YES
Oh when you play hard to get and he is rock hard with the strength of a bull and takes that chit
@LURKER
Me no know what it is.
I’m thinking an American Black Bear that was in a horrible forest fire and lost half it’s fur. And started wearing a thong.
The things that come from between those lips….
@French
All girl orgie in Lakes bathroom come on!
@ Ace……….. No thanks. I’m fine the way I am.
Choco aka Hippie says:
Have you ever had it soo good to where you are confused
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Done had it so good where there was ringing in my ears afterward and I went to get him some water and couldn’t find the light switch or the refridgerator.
#justdizzyinthebrain
@FRENCH I BEEN WANTING TO DANCE SOME BACHATA AND MERENGE GET DRUNK AS FUK THEN GET PEENWASTED TO THE POINT THE NEXT DAY MY CUTI CAT IS SWOLLEN AND BISH WALKING LIKE A RODE A HORSE ALL NIGHT!!
@DIMPZ IM TRING THAT TOOONIGHT!!!
@Choco, yes?
I thought that’s what I saw when I skimmed through!
I thought it was Ciara…
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*tosses “1/2ho 1/2the time” t-shirt to Frenchie*
Hmmp, now I gotta read what I just missed.
@DANI
And my azz don’t even believe in marriage.
Choco
call me a buz kill but I automatically thought of chicks layin on the ground in the bathroom and thought how unsanitary it was!
I personally think its HAWT…that’s art at its finest!
#Getwitit
YSoSerious says:
@LURKER
Me no know what it is.
I’m thinking an American Black Bear that was in a horrible forest fire and lost half it’s fur. And started wearing a thong.
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Please leave
YSoSerious says:
@LURKER
Me no know what it is.
I’m thinking an American Black Bear that was in a horrible forest fire and lost half it’s fur. And started wearing a thong.
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Is ‘IT’ giving the ol’ over-the-shoulder look back?
*sits in the innocent corner in my grannies reading the daily bread*
When I go to get the wash towel and find her in the position I left her in snoring….
soooo true
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@ manuel
you KNOW that caption i misspelled wrong. where it says Brandy it should say something else.
@OhHoney I
It is hard to talk about sex looking at Baby Arnold on my gravi
It’s amazing the tricks you learn watching real sex. My Hubby stay telling me to stop trying to do the things i read in Cosmo but was down for the fruit roll-up trick I learned here
@CHOCO I LOOOOVE THAT B1TCH **SLAPS UR AZZ AND BITES UR
** I BE TRYING TO RUN **CRAWL** AND HE COME BEHIND A BISH AND DEEEEEEEEP!! D1CK A BISH DOWN I BE FEELING THE TIP BY MY CORAZON!! 
Dimpz says: Not a head pro
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I’m thinking an American Black Bear that was in a horrible forest fire and lost half it’s fur. And started wearing a thong.
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I think I want the bear to die. Put it out of its misery. And ours toooooo…..
LoveLeigh
Tell your hubby he can thank me for the fruit roll up trick!
Done had it so good where there was ringing in my ears afterward and I went to get him some water and couldn’t find the light switch or the refridgerator
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I’ve had it so good that when he’s finish if I try to walk he’s has to help me #Rubberlegs
@ dimpz
i swear we are the same person. we have too much in common when it comes to that.
MzDimplez1123 says:
<—-Not a head pro
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Go to your nearest bootleg man. Ask for Pleasure Principle "instructional" video with Angel as the instructor!
WILL CHANGE YO (head) GAME FOREVER! This broad actually demonstrated on a DIL (complete with the gag and saliva – EW)!
@LESB
COME TO ME MI AMOR!! 
@ Kingston………….Thats why I love you so!
jaysus someone recap pls! KDUB! im all kinds of lost
*whispers* the older dudes like that little tiny spot between the ballsack&azz rubbed during relations.
#tryingtobehelpful
@Lolita
You know better we standing up and injecting them thangs guhl
Why y’all tryna put me out?
Jealous bishes.
@KINGSTON AND DIMPZ SO IM THE NASTY FREEK OUT OF ALL THREE OF US??
I NEEDS TO DO BETTA!!
@Luscious will do–gives you a
for making the hubby happy.
You know it’s good when you try to get up and you stumble around like a newborn dear–looking like Bambi
*whispers* the older dudes like that little tiny spot between the ballsack&azz rubbed during relations.
I love your crazy azz
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@KDUB
PETA wouldn’t like that.
@ lakes
but can you think what would happen if we met up at the club? lawdddddd…. 
basically, but we still love you!
You know it’s good when you try to get up and you stumble around like a newborn dear–looking like Bambi
that river monster cawk nicca won’t come fuk me 
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Loveleigh
get back to me after you try the cold diced peaches
I wanna go to Texas
Recap
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This post was about Boy George’s long lost Australian brother…Some folks in an uproar. I am just confused cause I see George’s sister…We was tambout had you ever had some so good that it made chu slob/cry. @Pryn and a few others had dude’s slob in down their back..I slobbered betwix a dude’s eyes once and he was totally okay with it.
@Dimpz is not a head doctor and @Ace is trying to give her lessons.
Oh and @Point gave some can’t miss tips @250…
Ditto Choco
*remembers the movie Ghost and that damn song that I can’t think of, but if I do, it’ll be in my head foreverrrrrrrrrrrr*
(Righteous Bros. song)
HEAD PRO!
Loves it
yallcrazy says:
*whispers* the older dudes like that little tiny spot between the ballsack&azz rubbed during relations.
#tryingtobehelpful
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playing The Yam is a fine line…between me falling in love and you getting CBed…
@Yall
OMG I love that song you are too kool for school
@KINGSTON
THAT WOULD BE FUN!!! ONE OF THESE DAYS BISH WE FINNA GET DRUNK DANCE AND CHILL ONE OF THESE DAYS 
<<dops it!!
Dimpz, I think when you meet that guy that makes your heart beat fast and you get all nervous around him, and everything feels perfect…You’ll want him to feel blessed, and you will look at “head” in a whole notha way!
IJS, you might.
why thank u KDUBZ!!!
*packing my shyt*
@DIMPZ TEXAS DO IT BIG COME TO DALLAS WITH ME THEN HOUSTON WITH KINGSTON!!!
Oh, ish, I didn’t see you in her Ace.
@Ace326, No CB, because they (the dude) has to share this want with you. I’d never just do it
and you will look at “head” in a whole notha way!
IJS, you might.
I love the mushroom snake head 
I like licking around it – it does have to be someone special tho #NOT 
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@his **slaps u with my left tittay**
bish be typing fast and neva mind i aint gon lie 
omg Dimpz that chit would be too fun!
almost too fun though.
correction:
didn’t see you in here
How far is Dallas from Houston?
Lakes you in Dallas? Why did I think you were in Florida?
dimpz
it’s like four hours.. if it’s me driving like 3 and a half.
@ Crazy…………..He aiight, he was probably somewhere looking at CFree’s gravi.
@ Kingston….*in my JJ Evans voice* I knoooooooooooooooooow!
I just asked a friend and he said any attn given to the balls is good
YES, Mushrooms are nice & sensitive!
Oh, Ok, Dimpz, because I was gonna say that ish will get you far gal!
@dimpz i dont do no fluits in my mouff either i be ready to
im loca about chit like that now if u want to drip on my 
we can work sum out but my face naaww!! 
*bites Lakers Tidday*
YES, Mushrooms are nice & sensitive!
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she is the nasty twin
*rides off on a cloud of innocence*
neva mind i aint gon lie
bish i have tears in my eyes 
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Ladies give me some questions to ask my friend he’s neutral
ew, i don’t play with peen milk either. especially not near my face. ohhh no..
@ Laker………Ion wanna it on me period.
I almost pushed a ninja through a wall once for getting my back.
I had to run to the bathroom for soap and a towel.
Dimpz, wait, what’s this that Ace is doing?
OHHH I love hot
on my body….
@ohoney i live in irving were the old cowboys stadium used to be im in the dallas county tho!
@kingston 5 hrs if im driving
@DIMPZ OMG WE WOULD HJAVE SOOO MUCH FUN A CHICAS WEEKND FILLED WITH PITTBUL CULO SHAKING AND DRANKS
sturragoe hintnugI can’t gooooo
@ Crazy….Trying to get E-Vorced
@ Laker…………Did you say Pitbull?! Aw chit!
Choco, ask him if gently holding the ballsacks whilst in doggy style is alright…
*tosses my innocent twin a coupon for the virgin’s store*
@HIS I MIGHT NEEDS ME A TRIP TO FLORIDA OR NEW YARK!!
DEPENDS WERRE I CAN GET SOME HIS SUGA!!
BISH BE RUNNING TO THE RESTROOM BUT I ALLOW IT CUS I KNOW I CUM IN HIS MOUFF PLEANTY OF TIMES 
@DIMPZ DONT GET A BISH WRONG AFTER HE DRIPS ON MY
@DIMPZ DONT GET A BISH WRONG AFTER HE DRIPS ON MY
BISH BE RUNNING TO THE RESTROOM BUT I ALLOW IT CUS I KNOW I CUM IN HIS MOUFF PLEANTY OF TIMES 
:applaud:
@ Laker
#TeamDoubleStandard
#Ain’tMyFaultIfHeHasNoProblemSwallowingMine :coffee
@Dimpz Say it ain’t so……
If you look like you been kissing Slimer (Ghostbusters) from time to time it most assuredly helps any relationship…..
@DIMPZ WAT ACE DO OOOOH YEAH HIM TALKN BOUT SAVING PICS AND CHIT!!
U GON LET ME KEEP ALL THIS SEXINESS TO MYSELF??? **LOOKS AT PIC ACE SND ME** I TAKE IT!! 
@ACE
@ Sam………… I can’t even fix my mouth to tell that lie.
IM OUTIE YALL HAVE A GOOD ONE FUKAS!!!
If you look like you been kissing Slimer (Ghostbusters) from time
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This will inspire gift giving on a regular
#iknowfromexperience
South Park song
What, what in the butt
I said
What, what in the butt
Wanna do it in the butt, in my butt
Wanna do it in the butt, in my butt
I said
What, what in the butt
#random
#doesnottakeitinthebutt
My baby be throwing that E-Vorce word around…like she really don’t care
#observant
@Yall
I just text him but I would presume since he said giving the ballsack any attn is good
He said it’s the best when your balls are being played with while the pussy is being hit
@ Ace………..
we was doing good til you starting about saving pics and chit. 
Like you couldn’t just save it and keep that to yoself!
@ Crazy……….Didja see the one with the Apple Human Centipede?!
@Choco Any ball action and taint suckin is extremely appreciated. Don’t let nobody tell you any different….
@Dimpz
Saving a pic….vs Naked Peach Hemlichs and SamYell Asspalms?
seems kinda off balance…don’t you think….
plus when you gonna spend some time with lil Deueces…i mean…you be out riding dirty so much …he don’t even recognize you..
DO i need to mention Elove?
i mean i thought i was doing good not to …..
1. I did NOT administer that heimlich
2. I did NOT palm Sam’s ass till you decided you wanted to ANNOUNCE that you hadn’t had the opportunity to save the pic.
3. He was in the back seat when I was heading to mean Honey earlier.
**meet Honey
So um, i’m wrong because ELove complimented me is what you saying? I vividly recall reminding him of my Elationship to him.
Sawryyyy…phone rung…LAAKKKRRRRRRRR…BEND OVA BISHE…i MISS UUUUUUU!!!!!
1. I did NOT administer that heimlich
is like say oh he was doing the humping i had nothing to do with it…
You didnt fight it which = ACCEPTANCE! same applies with ELOVE…Your Failure to reject = ACCEPTANCE!…making it OK…
but i look at someone i’m the devil…gotcha..
She gone
@ Ace…………I never said looking was an issue, I said ANNOUNCING you were gonna save the pics was.
Yall are killin’ me softly.
*humming Roberta Flack’s song*
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Choco aka Hippie says:
He said it’s the best when your balls are being played with while the pussy is being hit
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*me doing the “yes” like I just got a touchdown*
damnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn i missed out on a lot… busy workin shyt!
@choco & @lakes i missed out but next time
Well i’m out this ish…
Mandatory Monthly Marital Argument – Check!
Cya in a few babe
*steps in MZD’s and Ace’s convo*
Ace I’ve done it so long I didnt know it was an issue but I will be sure and respect your e-lationship from now on
*wonders why Frenchie ain’t thank me YET for her custom t-shirt* :wait:
*sideeyes Luscious*
Post # 289 FRENCHIE
HHHEEEYYYYYYY bews…Uncle Sam jive gets his monies worth now………I b around tho…my special knws always know how to get in contact with me…
@Awesome
if you are still here is it a turn on to watch yourself explode on a females body
Sup Les…
@YALLL i was just in da riri post saying to myself oh shyt i forgot to thank youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
thanks for my “1/2ho 1/2the time” t-shirt
you are the best french
to make it betta
I want him to put on his shirt too!