UPDATE:
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Most of you splurged heavily on Mother’s Day gifts for your moms or that special lady in your life yesterday. So the last thing you need to worry about is a car note payment this month, right?
As our way of saying thanks for being a loyal Sandrarose.com reader, we will pay a one (1) month car note or car lease payment for one lucky reader (subject to the conditions as set forth in these official rules) not to exceed $500 (five hundred dollars).
To be eligible to win, you must be a Georgia resident who lives within a 25 mile radius of Atlanta (sorry, that’s for legal purposes).
You must submit via email a copy of your next car loan or car lease payment due, such as from a car payment book issued by a valid bank, credit union or car dealership that operates within Atlanta, Georgia, with the next payment due date falling between May 1, 2011 and June 15, 2011.
Send your entry to carnote @ sandrarose.com (remove the spaces). You may enter only one time during the contest period.
The contest begins today, Monday, May 9 at 12 noon ET, and ends today at 5pm ET. The winner will be chosen from a random drawing on Wednesday, May 11, 2011. The winner will be notified via email on Wednesday, May 11.
No purchase is necessary, and you don’t have to be a registered member of this blog in order to enter the drawing.
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Good luck!
pick me! pick me!
Only for the locals.
I’m not eligible but good luck to those in the Atlanta area
This is a very nice prize.
Side note: I hope you offer up a few contests for us non-Atlanta residents one day Sandra
#wishfulthinking
SANDRA that sucks you have to be in ATL!
You could pay mine over the phone!
“To be eligible to win, you must be a Georgia resident who lives within a 25 mile radius of Atlanta (sorry, that’s for legal purposes)”
What the heck does what SOME Muslim men do have to do with American’s? Your question doesn’t deal with the fact that overall black women are more well off financially than black men.
(pulls out statement, notebook paper and a pen)….
4 LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
SANDRA that sucks you have to be in ATL!
You could pay mine over the phone!
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lol.
Sandra one would argue that the bible says the husbands should also submit to their wives so can we get clarification or since I’m not in ATL does that make me a non MUTHAFCKIN factor?????
dang how about a bus pass? pep boys gift card? i drive a 97 my car paid off lmao
smh
yvonne79 says:
(pulls out statement, notebook paper and a pen)….
*pushes Yvonne down a flight of stairs* I asked 1st!
In light of the fact that Muslim men have 2 or more wives who are obedient, fruitful and multiply; should American wives go back to being submissive if their husbands go back to being providers for their families?
the topic makes no sense….apples and oranges
My car is paid for…but can you pay my MORTGAGE PMT…pretty please?
(holds knee in pain and stares CFree down)….
*rubs salve on Whyvonne’s knee*
Can you pay my insurance instead
I don’t live in ATL, so I guess I can’t win. I will keep my thoughts to myself on what I think about Muslim households vs. Christian Households.
the topic makes no sense….apples and oranges
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Right…. the Muslim culture is different from american culture. Men are the providers because women aren’t allowed to work in some of the Muslim subculture.
The submissiveness of the wife shouldn’t be up for debate ……….. well never mind. Like @Spongebobfan said, apples and oranges.
People should refrain from making blanket statements about things they know nothing about
#thatisall
My car is paid for….even if it wasn’t…I would not be participating.
Sandra going in on us hardheaded women on twitter
Spongebob what did she say
highlights:
“Ladies: why even get married to a man if you think your marriage is all about YOU? Brothers: why marry these selfish women?”
“Studies show that women forget their marriage vows before they even leave the alter. There is no respect for the sanctify of marriage today”
“The breakdown in the black family can be traced directly to the women who refuse to be submissive to their men as instructed in the Bible”
again
Sandra said “If men could give birth they would have killed off hte female species a long time ago”
Since I’m not eligible.
Are you serious!!!!!!!!
I’m not gon even comment
Awesome I guess you aint speakin today huh
I see Sandra be picking these battles on twitter…lmfaoooo.
lol…its funny…
(deletes rough draft)…..
Who said women weren’t being submissive to their men? For starters, most women (including myself) don’t have a problem being submissive in relationships. The biggest obstacle is allowing the RIGHT man to be a part of your life so you can be what one another needs. Besides, if men took their rightful places as the head (providing for the woman and their household, making sound decisions, taking care of the woman’s emotional, physical and sexual needs, etc), everyone would naturally fall into their rightful places right? Or am I missing something? Just my thoughts…..
Is it lunch time yet?
Dammit…i wish i would of known this before paying $2856 (12mos of payments) so i wouldn’t have a car payment this year…
oh i gotta live in Atlanta to be eligible??
i guess i made the right choose then afterall 
id like to see ms sandra be submissive to a man….
well said Whyvonne
If men could give birth we woulda killed OURSELVES off a long time ago.
Man, when you gon put up a picture of what character or animal YOU look like?
@Brown Wassup?
I been dippin in and out….
Man, when you gon put up a picture of what character or animal YOU look like?
but he did ohoney!
What was it @Spongebobfan? I missed it!
Spongebob are you sayin he looks like an azz?!?!?!?!
@OHONEY
“Man, when you gon put up a picture of what character or animal YOU look like?”
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What I look like is 100% irrelevant for one things. BUT, just cause you gettin smart and chit, Ima do a gravie JUST FOR YOU!
So if your car is already paid for you can’t enter?
**POPS MORE CAPTAIN CRUNCH CEREAL IN HER MOUFF** WAT WE TALKN BOUT??
My car is paid for BUT you can make a college loan payment instead
Good Luck to all who enter
#takesanotheroathtobenice
DONT DO IT!!!!!!!!
Yea ok
@Man you translate my asking a question as getting smart??
@MAN PLEASE BE NICE TODAY PLEASE I HAVE NO MORE ENERGY FOR CHIT TODAY
@OHONEY IGNORE MY BRUH MOUFF AND GRAVI CHANGE HIS MIDDLE NAME IS AZZ WIPE
THIS IS SOME
and another thing 
and SANDRITA 
HMPH!
so u look and act like an azz@man ? #ohard
Lakes please believe a gravi change from him symbolizing me won’t bother me AT ALL!!
This lil light o mine (while clappin)
I’m gonna let it shine
let it shine
let it shine
let it shine
*going to lunch*
@CHA CAN U GET SOME AMOR TODAY
IM SOO NOT FEELING THIS MONDAY!!
U RIGHT HOW U BEEN MAMA??
@OHONEY
@LOLITA HE FEELS LIKE GETN HIS BALLZ SKINED LIKE A CHINESE CAT
Man
how was your weekend, do anything fun and exciting
@OHONEY
“you translate my asking a question as getting smart??”
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I detected a bit of cynicism and vitriol in your “question” young lady.
@#54
OTAY TODAY IS JUST WEIRD!!
@LOLITTA
“how was your weekend, do anything fun and exciting”
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It was awiiight. Nothing special. What about you?
**rubs your azz**
Pouts out of post because I don’t live in ATL.
Keeping my comments to myself about the topic.
I’M HUNGRY!
(subject to the conditions as set forth in these official rules) not to exceed $500 (five hundred dollars) —-
— My car note is 600
I still wouldn’t have gotten it anyway since you said —- To be eligible to win, you must be a Georgia resident who lives within a 25 mile radius of Atlanta (sorry, that’s for legal purposes). —-
@Sandra
Can you use the winnings to pay child support?
AWESOME ARSENAL says:
@Sandra
Can you use the winnings to pay child support?
May 9, 2011 at 12:54 pm
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saga continues:
Once women decided to stop obeying and respecting their men, the black community began to unravel and collapse
@AWSOME DID U GET ESE WASTED ON THE 5TH??
So Sandra is joining the ranks of people who think black women aint chit on Twitter
spongebobfan says:
saga continues:
…off to lunch I go….
Once women decided to stop obeying and respecting their men, the black community began to unravel and collapse
May 9, 2011 at 12:56 pm
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Say word??
I’m tryna be a much nicer person
@LOLITA I WOULDN’T SAY AFRAID BUT CAUTIOUS <<LAKES DICKTIONARY U KNOW U GANSTA U COME OUT AND SWEET TALK MAN THEN WRITE HIM A POEM BEFORE SKINING MANS DAK AND CHUNKING IT TO THE BIRDS
Lakes we did the Shari’s Berries and champagne, sent my kids to my brother’s house. My girl got too drunk to
so she fell asleep on the couch and I played 2K11…………
spongebobfan says:
saga continues:
Once women decided to stop obeying and respecting their men, the black community began to unravel and collapse
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Sandra I wasn’t aware you were an expert on this matter?
From the studies I’ve read it started to collapse when black men stopped takin care of their families and havin other “side” families so no black woman is gonna respect that! Black women had to step up to the plate and be the mother and father since the husband wasnt around! I know there are some strong willed black women who have serious issues with submitting but that is not the reason for the community unraveling!
Man my weekend was fine
@AWSOME THAT NEVA STOP MY BF
I COULD BE KNOKED OUT AND HE STILL TRY 
GET SUM FROM ME 
luscios lolita….ch..save ur breath…sandra is like rush Limbaugh…no changing her opinion
Man my weekend was fine TRANSLATION dont worry about me b!tch!! -lolita
Man my weekend was fine TRANSLATION dont worry about me b!tch!! -lolita
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Hi ladies! @suga @lakes
Brown quit wasting your comments you still aint elgible.
*Wonders why all men can’t be like SamYell* I’dda woken up sore, discombobulated (I KNOW I din’t spell that right), peen wasted and walking funny.
#NiccaWouldaPulledShytHeKNOWHeWasn’tSposedTo
@FRENCH
HOW WAS UR WEEKND MAMAS??
2CENTS
this my last time askin you who you are because none of the “newbies” call me brown
@Lakes My girl don’t drink so it don’t take much to put her down. She enjoyed herself so that’s all that really matters. I made lunch for her and her sisters (cuz they don’t have men) but I made it light because when you eat too much you feel more full and bloated than sexy…….
Hey Frenchie
Laker I am makin an honest effort to be nice today!
Especially since I only have 10 minutes before I leave!
Damn Auntie…I had my response all ready to type….then I saw the stipulation about being an “A” resident. Oh well. I can’t wait to read the winner’s repsponse
@AWWSOME AAWWWW UR SOO FUKN SWEET
I BET U FUK HER GOOD TOO HUH?? 
#NASTY
AND HEY U TRING BUT THAT AZZ RUBN I KNOW U CUZZED HIM OUT SO I DID IT FOR U 
@LOLITA WHO DAT 2CENT BE HE/SHE/IT TALK TO U LIKE YALL GO WAAAY BACK
AFTERNOON FOLKS
what we talmbout 
AWESOME, aww! aren’t u sweet!
@Brown
I used to frequent when you were brownshuggapoet I stopped coming on for a while and now I’m back.
AWW AWESOME IS A SWEETIE PIE!
@dimpz **lays head on ur booobies** how u bee mami??
oh well welcome back
Well folks I’m bout to leave!
For some reason I lvolunteered to be a testing monitior for some bad azz middle school kids to make sure they dont cheat n their end of yr tests so yall pray I dont have to snatch no kids up for gettin jazzy in the mouth!
@cree
**pulls ur shirt down to see the tatt on ur tittay** wat that be??
@LOLITA PLEASE DONT BE ON THE NEWS CUS U DONE BEAT A CHILD TO THE PULP FOR GETN FLY IN THE MOUFF
<FOR THE KIDS
laker it should go smooth because they aren’t allowed to talk while they’re testing
@BROWN
“From the studies I’ve read it started to collapse when black men stopped takin care of their families and havin other “side” families so no black woman is gonna respect that! Black women had to step up to the plate and be the mother and father since the husband ”
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This is bullchit.
Men, as they are entitled, have had side families since the beginning of time so that wasn’t anything new in the last few decades.
YALL HAVE A GOOD ONE!!!!!!
@LOLITA SH!T DONT PLAY THEY AINT GOT TO TALK IF ONE OF THEM LIL FAST HEFFAS ROLL HER OJOS OR SMAK AT U THEY FINNA GET THEY AZZ STRAIGHT BEAT IN BY BROWN FOOT
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
oh well welcome back
Well folks I’m bout to leave!
For some reason I lvolunteered to be a testing monitior for some bad azz middle school kids to make sure they dont cheat n their end of yr tests so yall pray I dont have to snatch no kids up for gettin jazzy in the mouth
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LMFAOOOOO
Make no mistake, my itentions were definitely to end up
:jack: but it didn’t turn out that way. She ain’t really had a full night sleep since Symone was born so I just let her rest…..
MAN YOU ARE LUCKY I DONT HAVE TIME TO COMMENT
IN THIS CASE YOU ARE A NON MUTHAFCKIN FACTOR BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU BELIEVE!
@AWWSOME U A SWEET PAPI
AZZ WIPE!!
@MAN U JUST COULD’T WAIT TILL LOLITA LEFT HUH
@LOLITA U JUST CAN’T WIN WITH SOME PEOPLE!!
HAAAYYY!!!
@LAKER 
I’m soooo bored
Laker, its a butterfly
@CFREE I LIKIE I LOOVE BUTTERFLYS IM BORED TOO!!! AND SR IS FUKN SLOW AND NOW LOLITA LEFT
BYE BROWNIE
Firstly…
<—
Secondly, what the hail kind of contest question is that?!
(goes scrolling to see what I've missed)
Bird says:
What the heck does what SOME Muslim men do have to do with American’s? Your question doesn’t deal with the fact that overall black women are more well off financially than black men.
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See, thats the problem right there! If you want money and success over a husband and a family, then do your thing. But you can’t have both!
@BROWN
“MAN YOU ARE LUCKY I DONT HAVE TIME TO COMMENT
IN THIS CASE YOU ARE A NON MUTHAFCKIN FACTOR BECAUSE WE ALL KNOW WHAT YOU BELIEVE!”
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Naw, I’m talking pure facts this time, not my beliefs. Men never “deserted” their families. It wasn’t until Lyndon Johnson’s “War on Poverty” that made it more beneficial for the man NOT to be present that female headed households began to spring up.
Side women had NOTHING to do with it so don’t try and disparage the beloved side line hoe!
LUSCIOUS LOLITA says:
Sandra one would argue that the bible says the husbands should also submit to their wives…
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Nowhere in the bible does it say men have to submit to their wives. But it is the man’s job to be the provider. Women have emasculated men to the point where they are now providing for other men. Wtf?
@YSO WELL HEY THERE LADY
I SEE HOW THIS DAY GON GO!
@SANDRA
“Women have emasculated men to the point where they are now providing for other men.”
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¿¿¿
???
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“beloved side line hoe!”
@MAN u r retarded
@MAN WHY U ALL SURPRISE WIHT WAT SHE SAID SHE IS UR FEMALE TWIN
Side women had NOTHING to do with it so don’t try and disparage the beloved side line hoe!
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Man you suck.
damn well…im out…30 miles is too far
HEY there @YSO
how was the ol mommy day
yvonne79 says:
The biggest obstacle is allowing the RIGHT man to be a part of your life so you can be what one another needs.
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Exactly! And that takes patience and good observation skills. Keep your legs closed and your eyes and ears open. Look for the signs that he might not be the right man. Do a background check. Watch how he treats his mother. All of these things are important!
spongebobfan says:
id like to see ms sandra be submissive to a man….
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I was a very astute child. I observed married people and I saw my female relatives being submissive to their men. I knew at a young age that I couldn’t do it. So I chose not to.
Sandra Rose says:
yvonne79 says:
The biggest obstacle is allowing the RIGHT man to be a part of your life so you can be what one another needs.
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Exactly! And that takes patience and good observation skills. Keep your legs closed and your eyes and ears open. Look for the signs that he might not be the right man. Do a background check. Watch how he treats his mother. All of these things are important!
:hugs: @ LAKER
That’s it. I’m done. For now.
:hugs: @CFREE
It was fine. I read and rested and dragged my azz in the kitchen to cook myself a Mother’s Day dinner.
How was yours?
How do you post a pic?
*note to self*
Alcohol can possibly get you past Donkey Kick
LUSCIOUS LOLITA says:
Sandra I wasn’t aware you were an expert on this matter?
From the studies I’ve read it started to collapse when black men stopped takin care of their families and havin other “side” families so no black woman is gonna respect that!
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We live in a society where women are raised to be extremely selfish. This, in turn, breeds narcissistic boys who grow up to be girly men who aren’t interested in providing for families. This leads to broken homes and single mother households. In the beginning, God sent man forth with instructions to be fruitful and multiply. Men can’t do that with just one woman. I understand it’s our culture to be monogamous but it goes against nature, and you see the problems being monogamous has caused?
YSO, it was good I cooked dinner for my mom and some girlfriends and we took the kids to a festival… nice and simple
@Lovely WHAT do you drive for 600 bucks a month if I may ask
MEN are more selfish by nature IMO than any woman could ever be but again that is just my .02
@2CENTS u have to go to gravatar.com create an account and upload a pic
Sandra Rose says:
LUSCIOUS LOLITA says:
Sandra I wasn’t aware you were an expert on this matter?
From the studies I’ve read it started to collapse when black men stopped takin care of their families and havin other “side” families so no black woman is gonna respect that!
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We live in a society where women are raised to be extremely selfish. This, in turn, breeds narcissistic boys who grow up to be girly men who aren’t interested in providing for families. This leads to broken homes and single mother households. In the beginning, God sent man forth with instructions to be fruitful and multiply. Men can’t do that with just one woman. I understand it’s our culture to be monogamous but it goes against nature, and you see the problems being monogamous has caused?
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MAN is that you?
just something MAN would say and something i would
@ace like i said sr is mans fukn female twin
@SANDRA
I don’t believe it’s in (wo)man’s nature to be monogamous either but I wouldn’t say that being raised to want that means you are also being raised to be extremely selfish.
Selfish is wanting to be able to sleep around when everyone else involved isn’t cool with it.
hmmm…
@Yso
at your Gravi
@YSO
THAT FUKN GRAVI MAKES ME WANT TO SLAP HIS AZZ!!
HEEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Um on topic – I don’t recall American women ever being submissive however I do recall Most MEN back in the day had the last say.
At if they were providers – Providers or not – that is not the only caveat to a happy home but is an MUFFUGGIN PHACTOR 
@2 CENTS
“Side women had NOTHING to do with it so don’t try and disparage the beloved side line hoe!
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Man you suck.”
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Unbeknownst to you, a sideline hoe has probably extended or even improved your relationships in the past. Ask your grandmothers and the like or an older female with some wisdom.
Remember this:
“No matter how much you love your job, everyone needs a vacation.”
Same with marriage. Sometimes you come back from that “vacation” refreshed and reinvigorated and chit.
I remember a Female called me Selfish cause i didn’t want to have any kids cause I liked my lifestyle of buying things for ME…I love toys(car house electronics)….
Is that selfish?
@CHOCO aka ESSSTEFANY!! HAPPY EARLY MADRE DAY
**MOTHERS DAY FOR MOST MEXICANS IS THE 10TH***
I understand it’s our culture to be monogamous but it goes against nature, and you see the problems being monogamous has caused?
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See this is why ppl minds need to evolve with society – A man can be fruitful and mulitply with one woman who in turn may have sons who can also be fruitful and multiply with one woman….
If monogamy was a real issue there would be no such thing is HIV/AID – hence open your mind and see what’s going on around you
this question makes absolutely no sense, but it don’t matter since i don’t live in GA
Women, by design, are the most SELFLESS creatures on this planet. It’s why we are usually left to raise children cause we will sacrifice just about anything for their happiness and well-being.
These days you can’t get most men to pay child support or give up a weekend for their own children let alone give up most of their life outside of the home.
So pass me with THAT mess. Please and thanks.
oh, and good afternoon and shyt
@MAN AY DIOS MIO R U THE CEO OR ADVOCATE FOR ALL HO3S IN THE MUNDO??
Happy Madres’ Day – Lakes :hugs:
*sideeyes Ace for BOFF POSTS*
What we talkn about now?
*brushes the hair outta dimpz’ eye*
Women, by design, are the most SELFLESS creatures on this planet. It’s why we are usually left to raise children cause we will sacrifice just about anything for their happiness and well-being.
@Ace
NOPE!
I hate you @Man
OHONEY
Shauvenistics POV’s (sp?)
@DAISY
Don’t he just look so…Sweet?
@LAKER
I’ll take it at the end of the day. Maybe.
@ACE NOPE THATS BEING RESPONSIBLE AND HONEST “LOOK NO KIDS IM NOT READY I LIKE DOIGN ME AT ALL TIMES SO MAYBE LATAZ!!”
Afternoon all! Dam I wanted to win. I have good luck when it comes to contests. What if a member of my immediate family lives there and I use her address?
OHoney I ain’t recognize u w/o the jar of honey, sup yo?! :wave:
@CANDI AND DIMPZ HAPPY EARLY MADRES DAY LADIES
@YSO U A MADRE TOO RIGHT??
it’s not selfish, that’s why i don’t want any kids right now. i don’t want to have to worry about them or provide for them.
@2Cents
where you find that gravi of Wesley Snipes at….?
CandiB I realized my honey jar was running low so I sent it to be replenished
thanks laker!! having a dog counts as being a mother
happy belated mother’s day to u, i hope u got lots of presents and/or rest
Ace
@CHOCO SO I CALLED MY MOM YESTER DAY RIGHT
ME- FELIZ MOTHERS DAY MA
HER- WHAT??? R U DRUNK ITS NOT THE DIEZ YET ADRIANA BLOW IN MY EYE!!!
ME- AMA IM ON THE PHONE HOW CAN I DO THAT AND ITS MOTHERS DAY HERE IN AMERICA MADRE
HER-WELL CALL ME ON THE 10TH! **HANGS UP**
@2CENTS
Join the club. There’s always room for one more. :hugs:
Still don’t believe in marriage or monogamy though.
Ace says:
@2Cents
where you find that gravi of Wesley Snipes at….?
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“Women, by design, are the most SELFLESS creatures on this planet. “_
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This chit right here!
@CANDI IF THEY COST DINERO AND NEED U TO BATHE THEM AND TAKE CARE OF THEM WEN THEY SICK THEY UR MIJOS
@LAKER
Yes I am. Technically.
And I think I want your Mom to adopt me.
CANDIBFLY & CHOCO hi ladies
I still can’t post my pic:(
@laker that lil stinkin nig def cost money and i gotta clean up his poop and vomit
c frizzle!
2cents i see ur pic
HAPPY BELATED MOTHER’S DAY!
Sandra Rose says:
We live in a society where women are raised to be extremely selfish…
May 9, 2011 at 1:47 pm
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Here’s where I’d have to stop you…
I’ve observed and have been in many relationships and I can tell you both men and women can be equally as selfish! Let’s not point the finger because nothing ever gets accomplished if we’re looking for a scapegoat. The deeper issue is that the male and female have both lost touch of what supporting roles everyone is supposed to play. Not to dig too deep but I’ve said on this site before that the man’s role is to be the provider and protector in the relationship whereas the woman is the nurturer and supporter. Although in some cases, there are relationships in which the woman is the breadwinner, she should still allow that man room to be the head. Bottom line, if both parties in the relationship would put one another’s needs (whatever they may be)before the other, there wouldn’t be any issues at all with the relationship. After all to make these things work, it’s all about communication, compromise, sacrifice and dedication…….
@ACE NOW THATS NOT NICE FUKA!!!
Kinda looks like…
Damnit 2Cent now my comment looks like i was throwing shade
Cute gravi you got now… but makes my comments look all screwed up now.
ACE, its only selfish if u agree to have kids then still do those same things u spoke of. I say ur good
@2CENTS I SEE A PIC SPIKY HAIR
@MAN
I said WOMEN. Not broke down HOES, SKANKS, and SKEEZERS.
You don’t seem to associate with WOMEN so I see why you would laugh in confusion.
yvonne is so smart
@Laker
She had a wesley snipes gravi up first… don’t hit me …i bruise easy #Teamlitebrite
@YVONNE
” After all to make these things work, it’s all about communication, compromise, sacrifice and dedication…….”
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…and “vacations.”
CandiPants!
@YSO MY MOMMA WANT HER CHIT TO BE ON THE DAY SHE EXPECTED DONT COME AT ME WITH NO NEW CHIT IM MEXICAN NOT WHITE <<MAMA THANKS ALL AMERICAN HOLIDAYS ARE FOR WHITE PEOPLE ONLY
JULY 4TH MOM-THATS FOR THE GRINGOS TO EXPLODE SUMTHING!! 
@2CENTS
I see you.
@ACE
I got the joke as it was originally intended.
THANKS CHOCO, SAME 2 U SUGA
JULY 4TH MOM-THATS FOR THE GRINGOS TO EXPLODE SUMTHING!!
I don’t know how you didn’t come out biased 
SHE BE REAL WITH IT!
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did u get lots of presents for mother’s day dimpz?
Ace I understood. You was referring to the black screen.
@ACE I KNEW MY LIL NERD WASNT SUCH AN AZZ WIPE
@DIMPZ CAN WE PLAY PADY CAKES NAKID?? IM BORED
@2CENTS
NOW I GOT IT. You look “T-Boz”-ish in that pic babe.
Now get to work on puttin up that azz shot.
@Candi: I’ve learned from the best…
@Man
I don’t do booty pics, Ima be famous one day.
@Yvonne I will agree there is def enough blame to go around
I say if you believe in marriage GO FOR IT if you don’t then DONT GO FOR IT everything aint for everybody and thats is more than ok.
Why is someone on another site praising Dawn from Dirty Money as if she is the next best thing since Janet Jackson OFF TOPIC I KNOW – but her photo spread leaves a lot to be desired!
@CHOCO DON’T LET ME GET INTO HALLOWEN
SHE GO HARD
MOM- U THINK IM GOING TO BE OPENING MY FUKN DOOR TO PEOPLE IN MASK ONLY WHITE POPLE THINK THAT CHIT IS OK WALK RIGHT INTO DEATH
@YSO
“I said WOMEN. Not broke down HOES, SKANKS, and SKEEZERS.
You don’t seem to associate with WOMEN so I see why you would laugh in confusion.
”
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Everyone is selfish, men and women. You know… “Self preservation” and all that jazz.
If anything women are MORE selfish because they have to be.
I don’t do booty pics, Ima be famous one day.
Loves this 
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@LAKER
I say all American holidays are for spending money you don’t really have on people you don’t really like and eating chit that you feel fat and guilty about eating any other time of the year.
Cocaine is a helluva drug
THINK IM GOING TO BE OPENING MY FUKN DOOR TO PEOPLE IN MASK ONLY WHITE POPLE THINK THAT CHIT IS OK WALK RIGHT INTO DEATH
but Day of the Dead is okay with her huh 
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@2CENTS
“I don’t do booty pics, Ima be famous one day.”
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This is a self-contradicting statement. You will never be famous without azzshots babe.
Might as well start here.
i don’t really care what the holiday is, long as we get off work for it
@ Candi….
My babies healthy though so, i’m happy regardless.
:hugs: @ DIMPZ
Thanks. How was your Mammy’s Day?
@ Choco….Which site?
I think sometimes the problem be that people are too busy playing “roles” that they don’t know who they really are. Not playing a “role” would have saved me a lotta trouble. Some people aren’t built to be nurturing mothers, and some people aren’t built to be supportive fathers. The thing would be is observe the person like Sandy said, people show you who they are ALL THE TIME. Most time we are too busy trying to make them what we have preceived them to be in our heads
its ok. that’s all that counts.
Snoopy didn’t get me anything
CHACHELLA!!
Maybe Whit and Bobbis Chris can get a double suite.
@Dimpz
Did you get the drawing Lil Deuces Drew for Mothers Day? ….i left it on the fridge…
@CHOCO NOPE SHE THINK ITS NOT FUNNY TO WALK AROUND IN SKULL MASK DEATH IS NOT A CELEBRATION TO HER
NOW MEMMORIAL DAY MOM-JUST ANOTHER EXCUSE FOR WHITE PEOPLE ( MAMA FORGET WE NOT IN THE HOOD AND THAT AMERICA IS MADE OF MORE THAN WHITE PEOPLE) TO SIT ON THEY AZZ U DONT SEE US TAKING THAT DAY OFF WE GOT CHIT TO BUILD COOK OR SELL!! MY MOMMA IS A WORKAJOLIC << I KNOW WRONG BUT HEY
@Dimpz
Sandra Arch Nemesis Cole Bishy
@CHANGE
Very true.
When someone shows you who they are, believe them.
Hello folx!!
Happy Belated Mother’s Day to all the beautiful, loving mommies, mommies-to-be, and future-mommies!
@topic
Please….if only you knew the amount of men I see all the time between work & home whose faces I would like to sit on…but I don’t out of respect for my man.
@Sandra & Man… if you two think “women” were specifically built to be “monogamous,” – I’ve got a “mansion” to sell you in Pakistan.
Furthermore- it’s not about just a being a submissive doormat. You must know WHEN and for what REASONS to be “submissive.” On some issues, my man submits to me because I’m better at some things (running a household, business, making sure bills are paid on time, appts are kept and etc., being “professional”), and in some instances, he’s better than me (making sure there is money there for the bills to be paid, investments, etc.)
The only thing that matters is that I’m submissive when it counts: on my knees, and when he’s having conversations with other folks that ain’t got nothing to do with me. Happy me, happy me, SEE?!
YSoSerious says:
Selfish is wanting to be able to sleep around when everyone else involved isn’t cool with it.
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No, selfish is wasting money on hair weave and nail fill ins when that money could go toward saving for your children’s education. We are such a me-me society that we don’t want to allow men to be the providers any more.
THAT DAY OFF WE GOT CHIT TO BUILD COOK OR SELL!! MY MOMMA IS A WORKAJOLIC << I KNOW WRONG BUT HEY
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Aint nothing wrong with hard work I get it cuz my DAD worked up to the day of his surgery
*sits on cha cha’s right shoulder with my halo shining bright*
O-:-) <<<—- my halo
CandiB the nerve of Snoopy!!
CHA CHA CHING!!!!
@2CENTS, GOOD GIRL dont fall victim
Ace says:
I remember a Female called me Selfish cause i didn’t want to have any kids cause I liked my lifestyle of buying things for ME…I love toys(car house electronics)….
Is that selfish?
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It’s only selfish if you choose not to put away your childish things to raise your family. But if you choose not to have a family then that’s not selfish IMO.
@Sassy
(speechless)
Daisy says:
@Yvonne I will agree there is def enough blame to go around
I say if you believe in marriage GO FOR IT if you don’t then DONT GO FOR IT everything aint for everybody and thats is more than ok.
May 9, 2011 at 2:18 pm
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Exactly! When you lie to yourself and try to become what someone else wants, disaster awaits you. I know men who are so called players and know their good girl is threathening to leave if she doesn’t get that ring soon. Instead of telling her in the beginning and throughout the relationship you aren’t the settling down type, you choose to string her along knowing you have no intentions whatsoever to marry her, or he’ll buy her a ring to shut up her holler and never set a date, and lastly he’ll continue to play the field after saying “I do”. And the women in these relationships, bless their hearts know their man is a dog but for whatever reason think things will change once the ring is on their finger. No,honey! If a man was cheating while courting you, marrying you doesn’t automatically make him monogamous……
@CANDI MY KIDS DIN’T EITHER ALEX WOKE UP WITH A MENU FOR BREAKFAST THAT HE WANTED MUM TO COOK
@ Choco aka Hippie: HIV is a virus that has been around for hundreds of years. If we lived in a society where men were allowed to take as many wives as his financial status permitted, there would be very less HIV cases today.
The only thing that matters is that I’m submissive when it counts: on my knees, and when he’s having conversations with other folks that ain’t got nothing to do with me. Happy me, happy me, SEE?!
U FUKN SEXY BISH BROKE IT COMPLETLY DOWN NOW TOP THAT CHIT!!!
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@SANDRA
While putting your personal grooming over saving money for more important chit is selfish, what does a woman getting her hair and nails done have to do with letting a man provide for them?
@OH SASSYONE
i like what u had to say there 
2cents says:
I still can’t post my pic:(
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I see it.
Most time we are too busy trying to make them what we have preceived them to be in our heads
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Very true I have told myself times before GOD is showing who this person is once I realized that the chips fall correctly into place!
Off topic
Has anyone tried those electronic ciggs and did they work?
Off topic
Has anyone tried those electronic ciggs and did they work?
@Ace
And no- you’re not selfish. My man & I have put off having kids (until I’m at least 30), because we have other things that we would like to do with our time (money) as well: travel on a whim, buy cars we like, blow ridiculous amount son restaurants and clothing. Once kids come along- it goes without saying that a lot of that stuff may have to stop. So no- you’re not selfish at all. You have NO kids so you’re FREE to be all about “me, me, me!”
@Sassy: And that my friend, is why you have a ring on your finger…
what does a woman getting her hair and nails done have to do with letting a man provide for them?
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nothing
@SASSY
” if you two think “women” were specifically built to be “monogamous,” – I’ve got a “mansion” to sell you in Pakistan. ”
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You ain’t EVA heard me say that.
Everybody tryin to do they thang. It’s only natural.
@Sandra
Okay – whatever you say but I know if monogamy was a real problem HIV wouldn’t be an epidemic – please stop!
@CANDI
Exactly.
StillASassyOne says:
And no- you’re not selfish. My man & I have put off having kids (until I’m at least 30), because we have other things that we would like to do with our time (money) as well: travel on a whim, buy cars we like, blow ridiculous amount son restaurants and clothing. Once kids come along- it goes without saying that a lot of that stuff may have to stop……
May 9, 2011 at 2:33 pm
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And that’s how it’s supposed to be. Trust me, when you have kids, life as you used to know it ends. :cry2:
@Lakes
I can dig that – but isn’t Day of the DEAD when folks connect with their family members that have passed on? I get that she doesn’t celebrate death tho REAL!
me, when you have kids, life as you used to know it ends
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that’s exactly why my uterus will stay vacant. shiid i barely wanna take care of snoopy some days
Sup Sassy
Im not even submissive when I :blow: him – I’ll be like don’t talk to me 
@Laker & Cfree
Hello Ladies!!
I hope you all are feeling as good as you look!
Damn Sandy my bad for the emoticons
@SANDRA ROSE
“HIV is a virus that has been around for hundreds of years. If we lived in a society where men were allowed to take as many wives as his financial status permitted, there would be very less HIV cases today.”
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Except for why should a man be “limited” by his financial status?
Bottom line is people should be able to fluck who they please and not be obligated to one person.
@ Yso…………I cooked breakfast, did laundry, put laundry away, cooked dinner. Just a normal Sunday I guess. LOL
I did find a pic on the fridge from the lil lite brite though.
Them kids do anything for you?
Bottom line is people should be able to fluck who they please and not be obligated to one person.
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who’s stopping u? i’m sure there are women out there who live by that creed.
I’m just waiting on my kids to turn 18! The older one is 15 and the baby is 10. Why come the big one talking about she neva gone leave home?
Cause I believe she gone try to pull it.
@CANDI
“Bottom line is people should be able to fluck who they please and not be obligated to one person.
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who’s stopping u? i’m sure there are women out there who live by that creed.”
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EXACTLY, all this “submissive/provider” talk is just bullchit.
Hey Yvonne! *faints* That pic of Rosario makes me wet myself (in a good way!) How have you been? And yes- I know. Once I have kids, the “fun” years are gone.
Hence why my age to have my first kid went from 26 to 28 and is now at 31. LOL!
@Man
It’s completely natural. I get tired of riding the same peen just like men get tired of the same vag so…oh well.
@Choco
Hey love!! And I’m submissive then only because I like it when he pushes my head down.
Cause I believe she gone try to pull it.
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Im the opposite I told my kids I don’t ever want them leaving home – #BACHELORETTE again and I have to admit I like living by myself – I miss my babies tho but hey Im grown and sexy and will occupy my time
@ Sassy
Please….if only you knew the amount of men I see all the time between work & home whose faces I would like to sit on…but I don’t out of respect for my man….”
“monogamous,” – I’ve got a “mansion” to sell you in Pakistan.
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*Wiping apple juice off computer screen*
@Ace
WTF kinda car are YOU driving for $238/month?! (Yeah- I did just scroll up and do the math on that.)
You wanna trade for mine?
@DIMPZ
The four year old made me a cute Mother’s Day card at school. The nine year old gave me attitude and insisted on speaking with his birth mother. Who proceeded to tell him about her marital problems and lied about seeing me when she didn’t.
Why? Cause she’s a silly, trifling bytch and I will be sooo glad when I don’t have to deal with her azz anymore.
So, you know, the usual.
@SASSY
“It’s completely natural. I get tired of riding the same peen just like men get tired of the same vag so…oh well. ”
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Which is why “vacations” or GOOD for relationships.
I like it when he pushes my head down.
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Yeah you’re right – I do appreciate the gently push to motivate me
@ Choco…….They can come VISIT WHENEVER they want. I just don’t plan on living with my guy, whoever he may be at the time, and my grown ass kids.
@ Yso………..Aww the lil one knows who is mommy is and the older one, well, he older so, it’s gone take him awhile to get over her. Poor baby.
I’ll be happy for you when she outta yo life too.
@Ohoney & Rudy
Don’t laugh at me, ya’ll, I’m serious!!
One of my exes with a HUGE peen is back in town this weekend and has been hitting me up incessantly. It’s taking every bit of strength I’ve got to delete his texts before I even read them AND ignore his calls. But I love my man and I ain’t leaving a negro who NEVER says “no” when I say “I want…” for NOBODY. F**k that!! I know where home (and my money) is!
I must be strange or I get enough strange cuz I all I need is one peen and for that peen to act right and then I won’t think about other peens #TERRITORIAL
the only two men now that make me ponder and fantacize is Obama and Breezy 
again
WHAT ABOUT EVERYOBDY ELSE………. :waiting:..I need my
note paid I worked hard this year for Mothers day 
@Sassy: Hey lady! I’m hanging in there…been extremely busy. Finally got a lil down time to shoot the sh!t. They’ve been working me like crazy on the plantation. No complaining here, still thankful to have a job but can a sista have a little time to check her favorite sites?
@SASSY
do it… answer that text… you man don’t have to know. And if he REALLY loved you, he’d let you do it this ONE time.
Trust me.
@Man
Dude- I’m an “Aquarius.” If “vacations” were okay- I’d be on “extended vacay” almost every damn week. We’re natural serial f**kers cause we get bored easily with the samn sh*t everyday.
BUT I think if I cheated on my man, he’d beat me (then leave me) in the same manner I would do him. So I choose not to. And that sh*t is working VERY well for me! I ain’t ever gotta ask for a thing twice and all I have to do is reverse cowgirl and swallow every now and then.
Match made in frickin Heaven.
Man that’s horrible advice
@ SAssy……………DON’T YOU LISSEN TO MAN! If you do that and yo man find out, it’s gone be worser than when you was gonna try new chit on him. DON’T DO IT SASS!
@Dimpz
At your age I didn’t think I would be living alone but it’s working for me like I work out now at home still gotta get to the gym – IDK but I have the freedom to do what I want and don’t want to do and it’s like a second wind for me – I just say as long as you are happy and love yourself MOST no matter single or not – you will be extremely satisfied!
@ sassy have u watch indecent proposal. Does a million come with that offer?
@SASSY
“Dude- I’m an “Aquarius.” If “vacations” were okay- I’d be on “extended vacay” almost every damn week. We’re natural serial f**kers cause we get bored easily with the samn sh*t everyday.
BUT I think if I cheated on my man, he’d beat me (then leave me) in the same manner I would do him. So I choose not to. And that sh*t is working VERY well for me! I ain’t ever gotta ask for a thing twice and all I have to do is reverse cowgirl and swallow every now and then.
Match made in frickin Heaven.”
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ONE slip up ain’t even cheating. It’s only cheating if feelings are involved, pregnancy or std’s occur.
Do it this once for old time’s sake.
@Yvonne
I feel your pain. I’ve been actually doing “work” for the past 3 weeks so my time on SR has been getting cut-short and some days is non-existent!
@Man
Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh….NOOOOOOOOOO!!! I don’t cheat unless provoked…and that’s only cause I’m vindictive, vengeful and petty and still believe that “whatever you do to me, I can do to you.” So until I find some odd texts or panties in his car or something, I’m keeping my muhfukkin legs CLOSED!
@ Choco…………….I’ve been riding the same peen for 7yrs.
I don’t need multiple peen or different peen. Just need a ninja with good peen, common sense that appreciates me and what I do for him/us.
@Sassy
I know that helped didn’t it 
I would answer only becuz I’m not engaged
@DIMPZ
Yeah, I know. I wasn’t mad at the boy at all. He’s gonna want to have contact with her for a long time to come. At least until he learns on his own what she’s really about. His mammy on the other hand…
who’s getting a million dollars to :hump:? shooot i’d do it.
and deposit it into our joint accountgive him some of the $@OHONEY
“Man that’s horrible advice”
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No it’s not. It’s the truth. I bet HE’D do it (or has done it).
EVERYONE NEEDS A VACATION FROM TIME TO TIME.
She’ll thank me in the long run.
@ Choco………..I agree. Sometimes having to always be considerate of someone else’s wants is tiring.
Choco
Just need a ninja with good peen, common sense that appreciates me and what I do for him/us.
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My point – I had the same peen for almost 10 years nicca wouldn’t act right tho so he had to go! Now I’m just being fancy free and enjoying my 40’s hun – the wisdom, patience, tolerance that comes along with aging is sooooo sexy to me – and others
StillASassyOne says:
@Ace
WTF kinda car are YOU driving for $238/month?! (Yeah- I did just scroll up and do the math on that.)
You wanna trade for mine?
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07 Mercedes Benz C230
sup twin? u been hoburgin around i see
@ YSO……….i’m mad at her ass too!
Hey Crazy! :wave: <—-Sassy's cell. I may toss it to keep her outta trouble.
#LookinOutForMyGirlAndChit
@SASSY
“Yeahhhhhhhhhhhh….NOOOOOOOOOO!!! I don’t cheat unless provoked…and that’s only cause I’m vindictive, vengeful and petty and still believe that “whatever you do to me, I can do to you.” So until I find some odd texts or panties in his car or something, I’m keeping my muhfukkin legs CLOSED!”
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Oh, you only checkin the car and the phone.
Carry on.
@ Choco…………I feel you cause I wouldn’t trade being 33 for 23 for shyt!
@Dimpz
1. I’m not paying Man no mind.
2. I’m so mad you actually remember what happened when I tried to do some “new sh*t” on him!
@BBW
I wish!! You know what….my man is all extra “moral” and “mature” and sh*t because I asked him one day if someone offered him more than $250K to have sex one time, would he do it? His azz was all like “hell no- I can make $250K+ on my own, easily. Why I got to f**k for it.”
I said: *dumb look* “Negro- if someone offers you even $100k cold cash right now to screw, you better do it!! You don’t even need to CALL me! Just do it and explain later when you show up with the cash! I’ll come and support you and maybe even help you get it up of necessary, (if they’re unattractive), but you better wear that hoe out!!!”
Him: “Wow! I guess I know that YOUR azz has a price now, huh?”
Me: “I can’t deposit morals in a bank, hon. Neither can you.”
Nonetheless- I think he was slightly disturbed by that convo.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@SASSY
do it… answer that text… you man don’t have to know. And if he REALLY loved you, he’d let you do it this ONE time.
Trust me.
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@Ohoney
I said I would cuz Im not engaged Sass knows she’s goin to text him before he leave town anyway don’t kill the messenger
@Dimpz
And that’s what it is I was a single mom for so many years and I didn’t mind it – but now that I have me TIME Im like damn should I feel guilty for enjoying it so much
MzDimplez1123 says:
@ Choco…………I feel you cause I wouldn’t trade being 33 for 23 for shyt!
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I agree with you on that Dimpz. I look at my 22 yo cousin and the stuff she dealing with or doing and all I can tell her is girrrrrl you’ll grow out of it trust me!!
Sup Yo?!?! Yep, hoburger’n it up!
*takes “Sissy’s” cell and begins playing Monkey in the Middle with Dimpz*
Sassy!
@RUDY D
Who are you?
@Choco
LOL! Now- that did NOT help!!! #BadInfluence
@Dimpz
Thanks! I’m glad somebody is tryna keep my relationship “pure!”
@Candi
Me & you are >>>>>>here<<<<<< on that million dollars thing. Hell- I might do it for $50K and the disappearing of my IRS debt right now.
@Man
I live with that negro, sweetie. His cell and car are the ONLY things he can use when away from me. All up and through his hard drive too. #InspectorGadget
StillASassyOne says:
#InspectorGadget
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@sassy i’d do it right in front of him if they were gonna wipe out all my student loans. i’m sure he’d understand
Wait a minute, you mean to tell me that only ATL residents can win……………. HMMPPP
#sandrarosewhatkindashatisthat
#justreadposting
candibfly says:
@sassy i’d do it right in front of him if they were gonna wipe out all my student loans. i’m sure he’d understand
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ Hold up, who is this & what have you done with Candi?
@twin i might have to lose my virginity if they absolving my loans yo
@Choco
I ain’t finna text that fool back. On one hand, I’m like, “awww- he’s studding me HARD.” On another hand- I find it mad arrogant and fukkin disrespectful that he’s back in town, knows that I live with my fiance’ and that he’s still trying to hit me up.
1.) That’s disrespectful to my man who beats him by leaps & bounds.
2.) He must REALLY think he’s hotter than he is.
3.) He must REALLY think I’m a trifling ho and I don’t mind creeping with his short-bus azz.
So I don’t know whether to say to answer and say: “I’m good. Thanks for checking.” or “WHO THE FUKK DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!?!”
@SASSY
“I live with that negro, sweetie. His cell and car are the ONLY things he can use when away from me. All up and through his hard drive too. #InspectorGadget ”
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So he is “moral,” willingly gives you cash and you can’t find any suspicious evidence of him cheating eh?
Sounds like the “other party” has trained him on covering his tracks. I remember when my girl’s friend taught me how to do that. See, when BOTH parties have something to lose that’s when they come together to make chit disappear.
But I’m sure he’s just moral and chit.
Those student loans will drive you to do some strange thangs……
Oh, you only checkin the car and the phone.
Dammit if I gotta check you know I’m tooo busy with my own life to worry about yours 
Once
Carry on.
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@sassy just ignore it.
that’s what i did when dude popped up out the blue like “just wanted to say hey, hope all is well” u fvckin disappeared and now u think u can just pop up.
@Candi
If they were absolving my loans and that tax debt, I’d lose MY virginity and sacrifice YOURS as well!
@ sassy
I’m with when u right! Everybody has a price, seeing is believing.
@Sass
Okay but I would text him and be nice and leave it at that – females always need their little dirt to make things better when he annoys the hell outta of you
@Sassy: Just ignore his ass. That’ll give his ass hour upon hours to come up with reasons why you aren’t responding to him. Who is your cell provider? I know my phone has a feature that’ll send your ass straight to VM each and every time you call me. And I can go to the website and block their incoming text messages. You may want to look into that.
#beinghelpful
@SASSY
“If they were absolving my loans and that tax debt, I’d lose MY virginity and sacrifice YOURS as well!
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I wonder if I could…
@SASO
Have I told you today that I love your crazy azz? :hugs:
LMAO @ Sassy sacrificing Candi.
@manuel if u could somehow do that u’d totally get it
I honestly couldn’t see myself having sex for any dollar amount though.
Hide ya kids Hide ya virginity
@Candi
I think I am going to ignore it, but the more I think about it, the more insulted I become. (In all honestly.)
@Man
Whatever, dear. Been with that dude for 7 years. I’ve knifed him, hit him with a car, broke a lamp over his head, fought him on the ground in the middle of the street, thrown a tire jack at his head, broken two windshields, stolen all four chrome rims off of one vehicle, and keyed three of his cars so bad that he actually had to go KEY OVER what I keyed because what I wrote was THAT appalling.
I more than believe him when he says if he is going to cheat, he’s leaving me because “I’ll probably have to kill you to save myself when you find out.”
Aint nobody trying to deal with that. But he is more than free to try.
So he is “moral,” willingly gives you cash and you can’t find any suspicious evidence of him cheating eh?
Sounds like the “other party” has trained him on covering his tracks. I remember when my girl’s friend taught me how to do that. See, when BOTH parties have something to lose that’s when they come together to make chit disappear.
But I’m sure he’s just moral and chit.
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You are all things evil.
@CANDI
”
“if u could somehow do that u’d totally get it
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Naw. If I can’t get it on my own (or just purchase it outright) I’d rather not.
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@RUDY D
Who are you?
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oh here we go………
Naw. If I can’t get it on my own (or just purchase it outright) I’d rather not.
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oh so that’s why u never get any poon.
@Yvonne
I’m with Sprint. Think I could do that, for real?!
@Candi & Choco
I’ma just keep being quiet. Let him think maybe he has the wrong number or something.
@Yso
But I love you too!
No you haven’t!
@Man
If you can absolve my tax & loan debt, you can get it right here, right now, and stream it to SR & WSHH! No jokes!
@SASSY
“I think I am going to ignore it, but the more I think about it, the more insulted I become. (In all honestly.)”
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Wouldn’t you be MORE insulted if he came back to town and tried to fluck ANOTHER ex and not you?
Sounds like he’s really giving you a compliment to me.
i know with this app i have you can blacklist people, which means their texts won’t show up. u can always unblacklist them.
@THAT COTDAYUM SASSY!!!
Dimplez says:
I honestly couldn’t see myself having sex for any dollar amount though.
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Really ! Even if you know it’s gone be good. Pleasure for u and him. I’d do something strange for a little change
@Dimpz
When I was young and dumb and all “high & mighty” and “dignified” and sh*t around 21-22, no dollar amount could do it.
Then around 23…when those student loans went into repayment… I found a dollar amount that could make me do it….QUICK.
I honestly couldn’t see myself having sex for any dollar amount though.
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Right because I really do consider myself priceless then be mad as chit counting my 1milli thinking how much more I could’ve gotten
@Sass
You did all that becuz of his wandering eye?
@CANDI
“Naw. If I can’t get it on my own (or just purchase it outright) I’d rather not.
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oh so that’s why u never get any poon.”
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No, you know the saying.
“Nice guys finish last.”
candibfly says:
Naw. If I can’t get it on my own (or just purchase it outright) I’d rather not.
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oh so that’s why u never get any poon.
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i think ignoring does more damage. cause if u seem all angry then they’ll think maybe she still got unresolved issues with me. if u ignore them then they know u ain’t thinkin bout their azz. i think it takes more strength to ignore.
@2CENTS
Are you being serious or…
@CANDI
“i know with this app i have you can blacklist people, which means their texts won’t show up. u can always unblacklist them.”
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I KNEW IT WAS SOMETHING!
THAT’S WHY YOUR AZZ WON’T RESPOND TO ME!
I couldn’t though. Not to put too much of my business out, I’ve been used sexually before, and swore i’d never knowingly put myself in that situation. For some reason, having someone pay me for sex seems like being used even if I am being paid for it.
@Sassy
I gotchu sometimes I just reply and let them aint nothing going on but the rent : )
@DIMPZ
I don’t know. Depends on what’d he’d want to do. Some chit ain’t worth any amount of money.
@Man
Right and that compliment is: “screw your man, I can have you anytime I want like you’re some type of tradeable commodity.”
Uhhhh….no. His peen is big but it ain’t THAT big…and te sucka only lasts for 7 mins anyway…so…I’ll pass.
@Choco
Nope- sometimes was just because I thought he mightve couldve been doing something but wasnt, because he forgot to pick me up from work one night, because he showed up two hrs late one day, because he got mad at me and wouldn’t answer my phone calls all day…and some other sh*t.
I have really bad temper tantrums when I’m ignored. So…ehhhh. The one time he got caught YEARRSSSSS ago, I hit him with the car, broke the lamp on his head, and called my two of my cousins who showed up guns in hand. His homebody (who was there) and 4 of his neighbors called the police (we were outside) at one time. They pulled up just as my cousins was getting out the car. His azz got saved by an angel for real…..He ain’t forgot that yet. They ain’t either.
@YSO
Exactly!
@Sassy: I have Sprint too. What kind of phone do you have???
@manuel shut up
u don’t even hardly text me, and when u do it’s only peen pics
candibfly says:
i think ignoring does more damage. cause if u seem all angry then they’ll think maybe she still got unresolved issues with me. if u ignore them then they know u ain’t thinkin bout their azz. i think it takes more strength to ignore.
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@YSO
Not hardly I am just floored at how @Man can rationalized the chit he says.
@Yvonne
REALLY!! You can tell me how to block the calls?! And I have a blackberry! Teach me, teach me, please!!!!!!
@Candi
Really? Do tell (share)!
you can just dm them to me on twitter.
Damn Sassy – Fudge that I left my ex hubby before he could pull that type of behavior out of me difference between you and I my ex hubby was cheating I didn’t catch him but I knew it – you can tell!
@SASSY
“His peen is big but it ain’t THAT big…and te sucka only lasts for 7 mins anyway…so…I’ll pass”
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You need MORE than 7 minutes????
Insatiable muvfugga!
@ Sassy…………You sure he not scared to leave you?! I kid.
@2cents
It’s his stupid dry sense of humor that has me a fan of his
@CANDI
“u don’t even hardly text me, and when u do it’s only peen pics”
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I’m not good with words. I was trying to SHOW you what you do to me.
@2CENTS
Gotcha.
I stopped being floored by a majority of what he types a long time ago. Maybe my threshold for complete bullchit has gotten higher or something.
You sure he not scared to leave you?! I kid.
I swear I was like he know she will kill him first 
#SIKE
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Would SOMEBODY inform “Rudy D” to explain to me who she is, her breast size and instruct her to put up an azz shot?
Dayum. Yall see I’m bein a gentleman and chit.
@Man
Rudy D is not paying you any mind – didn’t you ask Rudy those questions before
@Sassy: Log into your Sprint account online. Go to My preferences…under limits and permissions, select Block texts. It’ll take you to another screen, click on your name and phone and a box will pop up. Select the option that says, “block only these numbers for inbound and outbound text messages”. Enter his number into the box, click add number and then save. You will no longer receive any text messages from the person. In the event you have a moment of weakness and decide to respond to him, the system will not allow you to.
Go back to the main screen where you selected “block texts”, futher down there is an option to “block voice”. Use the same steps you did to block the texts to block inbound and outbound calls to his cell.
@YVONNE
Dayum you c.o.c.k.blockin!
Damn Yvonne
What can I say? I have my tricks too….
@Choco
Unfortuantely, that type of behavior comes out of me naturally. I’m truly looking into anger management. To be honest, that one time I reacted like that, he ACTUALLY wasn’t “with me” when he got with the other chick. We were on a “break” (imposed by me.) But the fukkn point of the matter is that he did not TELL me that he was going to be dating around and sh*t! That was NOT in the “break” rules.
So yeah, I acted a pure AZZ!!
@Man
If 7 mins makes someone “insatiable”- then you may as well stock up on vaseline for your whole life!
@Dimpz
LMAO! Naw, I think if I did actually step out, he’d take the chance of rolling the fukk out. Quickly.
@YVONNE
@yvonne
DAMN!! I had to copy/paste your isntructions into word and print it out!! LOL!
Word- can you block/unblock at will? Awww shhhhhh*ttttt…..I’m finna be blockin folks ERYTIME they piss me off! Wait- will they KNOW they have been blocked? That’s the best right there! I want you to KNOW I am blocking you!
@Man
he sure did didn’t he?
Rudy D is not paying you any mind – didn’t you ask Rudy those questions before
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@Yvonne…………Yall actually let a mofo block calls now?! Where the hell was that feature 2yrs ago when I was beign stalked via phone and chit?
@SASSY
“Unfortuantely, that type of behavior comes out of me naturally. I’m truly looking into anger management. To be honest, that one time I reacted like that, he ACTUALLY wasn’t “with me” when he got with the other chick. We were on a “break” (imposed by me.) But the fukkn point of the matter is that he did not TELL me that he was going to be dating around and sh*t! That was NOT in the “break” rules.
So yeah, I acted a pure AZZ!!”
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So basically, according your understanding of the break, he was to fluck anyone until you decided to fluck him again???
@ Yvonne
@BBW
She sure did! LOL!
@Man
Pretty much so…yeah. What’s the problem?
@Rudy
#HARASSED
See where ignoring MAN get’s you
@Sassy
That’s wassup Ma good look into seeing about anger management it could save your marriage – no offense but you feel where I’m coming from to many blow ups and Mister could blow out!
@SASO
I’m scared of you FOR him.
@SASSY
“If 7 mins makes someone “insatiable”- then you may as well stock up on vaseline for your whole life!”
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I see that nigga got you spoiled with all that stroking and pumping and chit.
See, if you REAL GOOD, you MIGHT get all that but the ol “stick and move” is all that’s required.
@Yso….Me too!
Damn! Thanks Yvonne!!
You can block phone calls, pics & video, data, texts! A coupke of years back, this was NOT an option! Go Sprint!
@Choco
I agree, if I can’t trust you to go to the sto’ then we got a problem. I got other shyt to do today.. In my Katt Williams voice
That’s just too time consuming
@Sassy: Yes, you can unblock at any time.
I’m not sure if the person you’re trying to reach gets notification that they’ve been blocked. On the other hand, if you attempt to reach out to them, the phone will kick YOU back a message saying this person is on the block list blah,blah, blah……
@ Sassy………..You ain’t neva lied. I was getting unwanted calls and the bastids told me to change my number.
fugg kinda features verizon got
@ Choco……….Homie scared to leave her or tell her ass no!
@YVONNE
Can’t they still text you by using Sprint’s website and your phone number if you have their phone number blocked?
@Change
But I stayed and decided to do me – but then I was like eff cheating and bounced 
Yep Im a divorcee and I have learned from experience as soon as I have to do that I already know something’s up and it’s either stay and do you or leave and be happier
@Choco
I haven’t had a blow-up like that in almost 2 years now though… #ProudOfMyself
@Yso
LMAO! Don’t be. That fool could take me down if he had to, he just hasn’t found it necessary thus far. And I think i’m getting much better about controlling my tantrums now.
@ Man…………I drove my guy crazy once. Started sending him texts from his own number saying all kinds of nutty shyt like I was some chick he hooked up with. I can home and he was telling me all about it. I gave him hell that week for nothing.
Not really 
@Sassy
If he don’t call you that often why go through blocking him girl if you know like I know don’t burn any bridges that fool could be the perfect dinner escape once in your life – you don’t have to be physical but when I wanted my ex to think I was cheating it would be happy hour and dinner with an old friend or friends from work
Man, I just don’t care™ says:
@YVONNE
Can’t they still text you by using Sprint’s website and your phone number if you have their phone number blocked?
May 9, 2011 at 3:52 pm
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Yes, they could but the average nicca is lazy and will not jump thru all these hoops just to send you a text…..
@SASO
Y’all just make sure the two of you stay together as long as you can so the rest of us can feel safe knowing y’all ain’t single and running wild.
Change you look……familiar…..you new?
@Sass
I had a really bad temper and still do – but I had to count to 10 before I react!
Good you will only end up hurting yourself and have high blood pressure like me
@Dimpz
I didn’t play like that I always knew when he was cheating and this was in the day when folks really only had pagers – I could tell by the way he would interact with me – he made sure he tried his best to keep it away from me – but you know your man and when I realized he wasn’t mine alone – ROLL BOUNCE!
@Choco
LOL! I’m not beating him up! I promise!!!!
@Dimpz
That negro ain’t scared of me. He’s “aware” but he definitely is not scared. I’m 5’2 and 135. That fool is 5’10 and 180+ straight muscle. He ain’t worried about me at all. I learned he wasn’t scared when I wanted to try some “new sh*t” on him….. 
@YVONNE
Man ain’t the average nicca. And that is DEFINITELY NOT meant as a compliment.
@Sassy you a fool
Man ain’t the average nicca. And that is DEFINITELY NOT meant as a compliment
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@Choco
You got a point. But although my man NEVER looks at my phone or anything like that, I don’t want him to one day, (of all days) decided to look at it as it rings or something and be like: “who the eff is that?!”
#BetterSafeThanSorry
@Yso
I promise neither of us will let the other roam around wreaking havoc on the innocents, freely.
@YVONNE
“Can’t they still text you by using Sprint’s website and your phone number if you have their phone number blocked?
May 9, 2011 at 3:52 pm
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Yes, they could but the average nicca is lazy and will not jump thru all these hoops just to send you a text…..”
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Yeah, I’ve been called
an insane stalking bas.tard*ahem* “persistent” before.@Yvonne
The fact that the FIRST thing Man thought of is that he could just use Sprint’s site to send the text, lets you KNOW that Man has been through this before and is NOT above doing it again.
You got a point. But although my man NEVER looks at my phone or anything like that, I don’t want him to one day, (of all days) decided to look at it as it rings or something and be like: “who the eff is that?!”
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this happened to me before. i entertained the person by responding. then he decides he wants to dirty talk and my bf (we mighta been on a break at the time but still) just so happened to look at my phone cause i’d just gotten my droid and saw it
just ignore him
LOL He was like, some chick keep texting me talking about blah blah blah and iono who the fugg it is! Then the text keep coming through with MY number, can you call them and have them fix this shyt?
Me: Uh huh, sure, whatever you claim.
Yes Choco I’m dying at that too
@SASSY
“The fact that the FIRST thing Man thought of is that he could just use Sprint’s site to send the text, lets you KNOW that Man has been through this before and is NOT above doing it again.”
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Sometimes I’m convinced there is a problem with a young lady’s phone when they don’t respond to my texts. **eyes Candi**
“Mr. Telephone man, something’s wrong with my liiiiiiine…”
@MzDimpz
He would’ve men are stupid and slow he told you cuz he didn’t know who it was and if you found out who it was then he was in the clear for that particular one – terrible I know but I dealt with a cereal cheater for over a 10 year period!
@ SASSY……….Scaring him is one thing, taking his manhood is another.
@manuel there’s nothing wrong, i’m just not responding
but stop lyin tho before i have to distribute some top secret jpegs
serial cheater
@ Choco…..Nah, can’t agree with ya on that. He knows me well enough to know no matter what that circumstance, i’mma say that bish know you some kinda way and if you were keeping it hidden before, you shoulda KEPT it that way.
Scaring him is one thing, taking his manhood is another.
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@Candi
Yeah- I’m a just ignore him to be on the safe side.
@Choco & Ohoney
A chick be trying to bring some “spectacular” stuff into the bedroom and he just wan’t with it! He needs to open his
Stop laughing at me!!
buttcheeksmind more!@DIMPZ
“taking his manhood is another.”_____________________________________________________________________________
RAPE is another!
Who cheating on they cereal?!
StillASassyOne says:
@Yvonne
The fact that the FIRST thing Man thought of is that he could just use Sprint’s site to send the text, lets you KNOW that Man has been through this before and is NOT above doing it again.
May 9, 2011 at 4:04 pm
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#stalker…..
@Dimpz
That’s wassup I don’t trust any cheater who has cheated once fudge that
OHONEY
#HOLDSHEADINSHAME
StillASassyOne says:
He needs to open his buttcheeks mind more!
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This
@sassy i’m all for spicing it up but i feel like if i went anywhere near his cheeks he’d punch me dead in my face (partly outta reflex and partly on purpose
)
MzDimplez1123 says:
Who cheating on they cereal?!
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My dayum stomach hurt I’m not gon play with ya’ll no more
StillASassyOne says:
…. A chick be trying to bring some “spectacular” stuff into the bedroom and he just wan’t with it! He needs to open his buttcheeks mind more!
May 9, 2011 at 4:11 pm
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‘cuz a chick gets bored doing the same ole sh!t…
Who cheating on they cereal?!
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@YSO
“Man ain’t the average nicca.”
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You want me so bad. Prolly all wet thinkin bout me punishin that azz.
I might hit but then you’d get to thinkin you “something special” and “should be treated with respect” and chit like that.
So
@ Choco….Me neither. Nicca would hafta REALLY prove he done changed.
Dimpz!!
My dayum stomach hurt I’m not gon play with ya’ll no more
How bout I was trying to be all cute and chit and can’t spell worth chit 
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@ Candi…….Sass’ ninja reflexes saved her that day.
Choco aka Hippie says:
How bout I was trying to be all cute and chit and can’t spell worth chit 
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And that……makes it even funnier
@dimpz i was just playin but my reflexes weren’t fast enough, fount myself on the floor
*kiss* Yvonne sexy ass gravi
@Dimpz
That’s the thing they don’t change girl my ex hubby was in another 10 year relationship after me – he still cheated on her dumb azz blazingly and still tried to get at me!
@o’Honey
yes and No..I’m a long time lurker
@MAN
Seems your delusions ain’t average either.
#StillNotACompliment
On a serious note @Choco and Dipmz once a cheater is NOT ALWAYS a cheater
I was once a cheater (not on my cereal though)
@Dimpz
It’s not taking his manhood if its “ME!!” It wouldn’t make him gay!!! I read it in a boo somewhere that the man’s g-spot was near his prostate so I wanted to give him a life-changing experience. Appaently…he didn’t want his life changed….
#Puzzy
omg
@ Candi…………….I’m scared to try that shyt. I might get Ike Turner-Brown’d or some chit.
@SASSY
“He needs to open his
buttcheeksmind more!”_____________________________________________________________________________
“Your honor, I was completely justified in bashing Sassy’s head open and killing her. She attempted to analy rape me.”-Sassy’s Man
“After review of the facts, your case is dismissed without prejudice. This woman got EXACTLY what she deserved.” –-Judge
(motorboats Dimpz)….
Dimpz and Ohoney
Girl if that was the most ebonic chit I’ve seen 
ooops @Dimpz
@dimpz all i did was touch NEAR the crack and bam, on the floor
Oh and I am something special that should be treated with respect and I don’t need your half-staff mini-MAN to prove that to me.
@Sassy: Get him Whiteboy wasted and then try it…..
@ Choco…………I can’t say that. I’ve changed my ways. I usta break up with dudes or start fights with them so they’d break up with me so I could go fugg my ex like it was the last day on earth. I haven’t touched him once since I’ve been with my current.
candibfly says:
@dimpz all i did was touch NEAR the crack and bam, on the floor
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Somebody please call my family and make the arrangements
@SASSY
“It’s not taking his manhood if its “ME!!” It wouldn’t make him gay!!! I read it in a boo somewhere that the man’s g-spot was near his prostate so I wanted to give him a life-changing experience. Appaently…he didn’t want his life changed….”:
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Was this book by Blair Underwood or something?
@OHoney
I could say that for females – but I don’t think I could say that for men – well not the ones I know… I cheated on him but Im not the cheating type so I left his azz
@Dimpz & Candi
My reflexes were NOT fast enough…I ended up on the floor as well, Candi. #IKnowTheFeeling
@ Sassy and Candi…Don’t try that shyt no mo. Yall gone end up tied to a chair and getting the shyt beat out of yall with some yellow pages. All pain, no bruises.
Hello Everyone!!!! I miss my peoples!!!
CandiB do you have the e-welcome packets?
u know what i’m threw with alex and this damn pickle picture
hi
and
everyone!
@ Man…………Brian White
Alexxxxxxxxxx
@Candi and Dimpz
Hold me!!
What it do Alex! (booty pinch)
Hey Alex!
Thank goodness my bf’s don’t like the buttock toyed with – except for that werid azz CEO but he wasn’t my bf soooo uhhh oh well!
*passes out a few packets on my way out the door*
if any fine males need one tell them to complete it and hand deliver to me, everyone else can leave it on my desk
@ Choco………Apparently Sass and Candi’s dudes don’t either. LOL
What CEO?
Honeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!
How have u been?!?
Rollcall:
YSo
Choco
CFree
SASO
Man
Sup Alexxxxx
CFREE im not a serial cheater a bish just can’t spell
I know you didnt’ need clarification 
Well, I’m out guys and gals! I’ve enjoyed my day with y’all.
Hope everyone has a pleasant evening…
I’ve been good. My boss is in Vegas this week so I’mma party with ya’ll until Thursday cause this lady off Friday
BYE YVONNE!
@Honey
Party enough for me too!!
But I’ve been missing the parties!!
Bye Yvonne
Oooh this page is taking 4ever to load
Women can only grab my but as I thrust into them. Anything beyond that might get em that “Eric Williams Forehead Lump.”
@Candi
I put my finger near the crack (tried to slide it in real fast- he whipped around with his right hand flying like Jackie Chan at a rice-buffet!! Said: “wtf is wrong with you?! I will knock your lil azz out. Do that sh*t with some other nigga.”
@Man
No- I don’t remember who the book was by. It was one of those books on like the sexual organs and how to best stimulate them. One of those “sex” books.
UGGHHH Dimpz
me and I was kool with that but the mofo – took a huge big black dyldo out one time and used it on himself that fuckn thing was so huge I woulnd’t fuk WTF and 
and 
This CEO I used to work for only wanted to
What yall talkin bout?
that “Eric Williams Forehead Lump.”
I love grabbing the azz while thrusting
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@Choco…………………….
I have no words! 
Bye Yvonne!!
Hi Alex!!
I’m out too ya’ll! Done stayed here an extra 30 minutes playing with ya’ll. Gotta head to the gym to burn off all that carrot cake & mimosas I had yestiddy! See ya’ll tomorrow! Behave!
AWESOME ARSENAL says:
What yall talkin bout?
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Men being “open minded” in the bedroom
ALEXXXXXXXX *screams like a groupie*
@ Awesome………… Hey you! Where you been?! :wave:
ALEXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX :hugs: I don’t know I thought I already posted my hello to you
Bye Sassy! :wave:
You know theyre not gonna behave.
@Dimpz
I had no words for his azz after that also – FUK that CHIT and that nicca had the finances to be able to provide for 50-11 females a bish wasn’t effn with no man who dyldo knew his azz better than a dyldo would know puss
@ coco
me either
Hey Awesome
@Choco
It’s ok!! You can speak twice!! I know u missed me!!
Oh, I thought you were talking about CEO on here.
RATCHET!!
When them sumbitches gonna stop making earn them peanuts and let you out to play with us more?
Sup Dimpz!
@Choco’s convo
@OHoney
Had a chick :blow: me and I’m laying back on the bed and shorty start lickin under my balls, which is great, but then she tried to push my legs up and eaty azz. Have you ever seen 40yr old virgin when dude tried to suck his toe?………
OHoney says:
On a serious note @Choco and Dipmz once a cheater is NOT ALWAYS a cheater
I was once a cheater (not on my cereal though)
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@BBW and DIMPZ
I was fine with him just :eat: but when he put that thing in his azz he is lucky I was fukd up I would’ve screamed – that chit was huge yall like no female would buy one that huge feel me –
@OHONEY
There is a
but don’t nobody wanna hang in there. 
Choco aka Hippie says:
UGGHHH Dimpz
This CEO I used to work for only wanted to me and I was kool with that but the mofo – took a huge big black dyldo out one time and used it on himself that ****n thing was so huge I woulnd’t fuk WTF and and
@Yso
I’m working on something else all together!! Can’t wait to put in that notice!!
AWESOME ARSENAL says:
Had a chick :blow: me and I’m laying back on the bed and shorty start lickin under my balls, which is great, but then she tried to push my legs up and eaty azz. Have you ever seen 40yr old virgin when dude tried to suck his toe?………
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Awesoem you wasn’t dowm
dang I tried to stop that from posting. I saw the errors.
Awesome…you wasn’t down??
Choco aka Hippie says:
@BBW and DIMPZ
:homoswitch:
I was fine with him just :eat: but when he put that thing in his azz he is lucky I was fukd up I would’ve screamed – that chit was huge yall like no female would buy one that huge feel me –
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Awesome
Did you allow her to follow through?
What up Awesome?!? You and your stories….
@CFREE
I was nude in the bed and he was eating the box that nicca pulled that chit out of a drawer I played it kool cuz I could travel for free on his dividend miles plus there was other perks – but after the dyldo I mysteriously became unavailable and yes @ Ratchet this is why Im so suspect of men being on the DL nowadays!
@AWESOME
You should have let one rip right in her face and asked her if she still wanted to lick your poop chute. Bet she would have said yes.
Hell no I wasn’t down. Just the fact that she tried to lift my legs made me feel some kind of funny. My bm pappy used to talk about that shyt all the time unprovoked like that shit was better than steak. I’ll eat my girl azz though.
@Choco I
you for sharing your stories
@OHONEY AND RUBY D
Yall niggas ain’t changed Just ain’t met the right person to tempt you yet!
You know whats sad is that bish prolly thought she would have him hooked after she did that to him – #ERIC WILLIAM FOREHEAD LUMP
Awesome NOOOOOOOO!!!
*gasp* Awesome, you’re so blunt.
Have I introduced myself properly??
Hi, I’m OHoney
@OHONEY
If i can help the next chick
Choco aka Hippie says:
@CFREE
I was jus readin about the tranny who was
I was nude in the bed and he was eating the box that nicca pulled that chit out of a drawer I played it kool cuz I could travel for free on his dividend miles plus there was other perks – but after the dyldo I mysteriously became unavailable and yes @ Ratchet this is why Im so suspect of men being on the DL nowadays!
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exposed LL Cool J, Eddie Murphy etc
oops I mean *who exposed*
@Man that’s not true…I’ve been tempted. Just got will power tis all
@AWESOME
I had an old chick bust out the vibrator, thought she was about to give me a show. Then she started talkin bout “Bend over.”
“Bytch is you smokin something????”-Me
@CFree Shyt happens.
Oh I don’t mind when my salad is tossed
SUCH A FREAK! Damn I being forced to call youngn and I was weening myself off that bulldack 
“bend over”
she bold…didn’t even try to ease you into it
OHoney says:
@Man that’s not true…I’ve been tempted. Just got will power tis all
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CHOCO, i wuda neva been the same again after witnessing sum chit like dat OMG
New post is up about Jill Scott
@OHONEY
““bend over” she bold…didn’t even try to ease you into it”
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Yeah, she said that chit like it was normal or something. I shoulda knew something was wrong when she said her ex husband said she was too freaky.
Ohoney and Rudy D what have you guyz have or have not been exposed to
@CFREE
I was the same I always had my suspicions but he never really gave off that vibe until then – he used to eat the fuk outta Nichole
@Man
she had one like a tire iron that I guess she used to figure out what “size” she wanted that day. Some of them things was was like elephant trunks. I’m like what the fuk am I here for?
Had this one nurse chick and the first time we fugged at her crib bytch had like 5447848448 dildos.
@RUDY D AND OHONEY
When yall cheat again, yall goin do some nasty chit.
Choco
not while this innocence is in my gravi! I should have known better. I’ll change it tonight since Gravatar loves me again 
Awesome,, chit happens glad u didn’t fall victim
Man…….where is your faith in me and Rudy?
Im tooo much a bish to cheat – I will leave your azz so I don’t have to feel like a suka for having to lie – but when I’m in a relationship I won’t cheat – if we are casual it’s not cheating but some think it is
Awesome, u be attracting some freaky azz women
Yall, Man, Choco & Awesome, done almost made me spit my half priced Frappicino all over the place
ing at yall asses
@AWESOME ARSENAL
“Had this one nurse chick and the first time we fugged at her crib bytch had like 5447848448 dildos. she had one like a tire iron that I guess she used to figure out what “size” she wanted that day. Some of them things was was like elephant trunks. I’m like what the fuk am I here for?”
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Yeah, I had this one chick who musta used that dildo on her azzhole cause it was wide as a parking space. Then she wanted me to fluck her in the azz.
@OHONEY
“Man…….where is your faith in me and Rudy?”
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I DO got faith in yall, I said yall was gonna be some skrait FREAKS!
I’m goin home now……
i cannot with these stories!
@DIMPZ
Man and Awesome have me laughing them bishes tryn to trick their arses!
Ya’ll have a good 1 im out-Tee
@ Choc………..I see NOTHING sexy about a man squirming at the receiving end of a dildo. :puke:
Did anyone see the video of a rapper getting beat up for non-payment of studio time – CHIT IS RIDICULOUS!
No but, I saw that LL Cool J, Mr Cee tranny chit
its stupid also on b ossip there is a video of an idiot on PCP that drove through a child’s party on the streets of philly running kids overs smdh
and on same website is more on joe budden and his ex and a photo of a dead fetus ….icant
@ Sponge………Thank the heavens I missed that dead fetus!