Jermaine Dupri Sued by Stripper for Child Support

According to AccessAtlanta, troubled music producer Jermaine Dupri Mauldin has been sued by a woman for missed child support payments.

Earlier this year, a judge ordered Dupri, 38, to pay former stripper Sarai Jones $2,500 per month in child support based on the results of a paternity test for Jones’ 7-month-old daughter. Dupri was also ordered to pay Jones an additional $7,500.

But Dupri, whose money problems are well-documented, has yet to come up with the money, so Jones went back to court to force him to pay up.

Dupri reportedly met Jones during one of his many side trips to Atlanta strip bar Magic City, where Jones worked as a stripper under the name “Obsession”.

According to a source close to Dupri, the diminutive producer often hid Sarai (and her stripper friends) in the back room of his Atlanta recording studio while Janet visited with him in the main studio. Friends say that Janet knew Jermaine was spending her money on strippers (and she even participated in ménage à trois with them), but her attitude at the time was, “whatever makes him happy.”

Jermaine’s world began to unravel quickly when Jackson learned of Sarai’s pregnancy and ended her relationship with Dupri before moving back to California.

Without Janet as collateral, Jermaine could no longer secure financial loans and creditors began pursuing him aggressively through the court system for their money.

Last week, Dupri’s $2 million Mount Paran Road mansion in Northwest Atlanta was saved from the auction block when Dupri came up with cash at the last minute.

WSB-TV obtained documents showing that Dupri owes more than $493,000 in back taxes for 2007. Plus he owes more than $12,000 in property taxes on the Fayetteville home where his mother currently lives.

Dupri’s longtime friend, local club owner Alex Gidewon, helped Dupri out by hiring him to deejay at the Gold Room and other clubs last year.

According to sources, Durpri is paid up to $10,000 for deejaying gigs around the country.


 


327 Responses to “Jermaine Dupri Sued by Stripper for Child Support”

  1. 1
    Daisy says:

    :popcorn: Good Morning

  2. 2
    lexdiamonz says:

    morning fam

    AWWW aunty sandy i predict JD’s twatter rant in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1

  3. 3
    GAGIRL87 says:

    :lipssealed: and :rofl:

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    Jersey Girl says:

    In order for this to happen she would have had to :hump: him right? MUST BE THE MONEY! :hurl:

  5. 5
    Jersey Girl says:

    Let me go follow JD on twitter just for today. I don’t want to miss a thing :grin:

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    free says:

    Jersey Girl says: Let me go follow JD on twitter just for today. I don’t want to miss a thing

    ***********************************************
    the only reason i have twitter is SR, lol. i only follow 4 people. it’s not my cup of tea but times like this make it worth it, lol.

  7. 7
    Mr.BluPhi says:

    That looks like 2 men dancing on each other…Im lost

    Can we get a frontal view

  8. 8

    lexdiamonz says:

    AWWW aunty sandy i predict JD’s twatter rant in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
    _____________________

    He doesn’t have the heart, Plus, he don’t want none :coffee:

  9. 9

    Look at Sandra gettin all gangsta!
    Yall have to keep me updated on the twitter rant since I dont have it

  10. 10
    jazi65 says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    He doesn’t have the heart, Plus, he don’t want none
    ***************

    :rofl: get em Sandra!

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    BlaqGyrl25 says:

    I love how Sandra goes in hard… POW POW POW and Dupri goes dowwwwnnnn!!!! LOL… Hey Sandra.. You should post your tenants from the church of Sandra Rose on the site…

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    Daisy says:

    I have never seen JD do a twitter rant and I doubt he starts today but I cld be wrong. His TL is usually filled w/DJ gig promotion/so so def stuff/sports and vegetarian spots.

    @free I didn’t know u were on twitter I am an addict *holds head down*

  13. 13
    BlaqGyrl25 says:

    How can I put up a Gravatar??? Is that how you say it???

  14. 14
    lexdiamonz says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    lexdiamonz says:

    AWWW aunty sandy i predict JD’s twatter rant in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
    _____________________

    He doesn’t have the heart, Plus, he don’t want none

    :rofl:

    Sandy done called the fool out …. SRose goes hard in the paint

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    BlaqGyrl25 says:

    How can I put up a Gravatar??? Is that how you say it???
    ______________________________________________________________
    look where it says “Leave A Comment”

  16. 16
    candibfly says:

    i couldn’t care less about jermaine but whether or not it was last minute, he came up with the $ to save his house :shrugs:

  17. 17
    NaijaGal says:

    So at what age and point do dudes stop f*cking random broads raw?

  18. 18
    ALBoy says:

    @ Candi How you baby girl? showers you with coupons and target gift cards

  19. 19

    I just can’t comprehend how you can have millions and not pay cash for a house???? Especially if the money coming in isn’t consistent

  20. 20
    Jersey Girl says:

    Free Sandra be going hard on Twitter and sometimes just disappear and leave those fools in an uproar. She come back hours later like nothin happened. :yes:

  21. 21
    ALBoy says:

    @ Naija Raw I thought after Magic got high fived but diggin in random “broads”<—- your word not mine NEVER! :coffee:

  22. 22
    AWESOME ARSENAL says:

    @Brown Right. I know JD had a good run with Kriss Kross, Da Brat, and Bow Wow so he shouldn’t ever be in this position. I don’t feel sorry for entertainers/athletes that end up broke under a viaduct…..

  23. 23
    NaijaGal says:

    @AlBoy :lol: I’m just saying

  24. 24
    ALBoy says:

    @ Lucious I dont understand that part either. I mean you got it gone pay for it so if hard times do come and they do come. you can at least have a house and a car. :no: I swear I need to be a life coach to the rich and famous

  25. 25
    2cents says:

    Sandra Rose says:

    lexdiamonz says:

    AWWW aunty sandy i predict JD’s twatter rant in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1
    _____________________

    He doesn’t have the heart, Plus, he don’t want none

    Sandy done called the fool out …. SRose goes hard in the paint
    _____________________

    Too damn early for this.lol

  26. 26

    who wants to have JD’s midget babies anyway……I am still waiting to read something on SR about JD being broke,…

  27. 27

    lol spoke to soon, I commented before reading…. lol this is what happens to men when they tricking off on women out of there league

  28. 28

    Al
    my motto is if it’s too big for me to clean it I don’t need it cuz I dont like strange people in my house so I coudnt have a maid!
    I’d come home and they be sittin up watchin my “tutorials” or “instructional” videos!

  29. 29
    candibfly says:

    sup AL, fugg u been?

    u got any free oil change coupons? i only had $5 off a jiffy lube :mad:

  30. 30
    Tatted Diva says:

    Scrilla must be a POWERFUL THANG because WHO-N-DA-HELL wants to screw Jermaine Dupri?????? :hurl:

  31. 31

    “Friends say that Janet knew Jermaine was spending her money on strippers (and she even participated in ménage à trois with them), but her attitude at the time was, ‘whatever makes him happy.’”-Sandra Rose
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    NEW RESPECT FOR JANET!

  32. 32

    2cent love the new gravi and what are DSLs????

    I cant understand what 1 person would need with a mansion

  33. 33
    ALBoy says:

    @ Lucious I dont know about that either I dont want people at my house while Im not there either. If I had a maid they would quit because I would be following them from room to room like dont touch this dont open that.

  34. 34
    witeboi52 says:

    @ lolita

    dsl= dyk suckin lips

  35. 35

    Al my sister’s house is 3000 sq ft and thy had someone come in and clean because she was soo busy but her and her hubby were right there and she told them what to do and what not to do and after 2 weeks she was done with them so now she’ll call them once every few months

  36. 36
    ALBoy says:

    @ Candi they usually do Ladies day Either Tues or Thurs like $15 plus you coupon :yes: But nah I used my last free oil change coupon :no: Looking for them kids with the coupon books again though for real. I been in the street helping with tornado stuff. I hate Looters just to let you know!

  37. 37
    ALBoy says:

    :lol: @ Lucious That would be me right there

  38. 38
    KDub says:

    the diminutive producer
    —————————————–
    The W.O. (wee one)…………….

    :rofl:

  39. 39

    Witeboi I hadnt heard that in a looonnnng time so I was like what in the hell! I used another acronym for it but I’ll keep that one to myself!

  40. 40
    KDub says:

    According to sources, Durpri is paid up to $10,000 for deejaying gigs around the country
    ———————————————————-
    Don’t forget cho milk crate to stand on…wonder if he flies it around the country with him?

  41. 41

    wait a minute
    2cents I think I’m offended

  42. 42
    mrsloveleighwilliams says:

    @Luscious DSL is kinda a back handed compliment. Like thanks for telling me i have nice lips but why you gotta associate them with that??? lol

  43. 43
    OHoney says:

    DSL I would have never figured that one out. :shrug:

  44. 44
    Terri B says:

    I thought money wasn’t a thang?

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    2cents says:

    @luscious

    Don’t be, they are beautiful!

  46. 46
    RudyD says:

    :yawn: mornting

  47. 47
    ALBoy says:

    Ohoney what up baby how you been?

  48. 48

    Honey I hadnt heard it in years that’s why i forogt about it!
    *sideeye 2 cents*

  49. 49
    ALBoy says:

    Rudy D what up? Who you?

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    CFREE says:

    SandraRose! “he don’t want none” :rofl:

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    2cents says:

    @luscious

    Don’t be, they are beautiful!
    ____________________________________
    *no longer sideeyein 2 cents*

    Hey Rudy!

  52. 52
    OHoney says:

    Al where you been?? :waiting:

  53. 53
    CFREE says:

    SUP Folks :waves:

  54. 54
    RudyD says:

    ALBoy says:

    Rudy D what up? Who you?
    ____________________________________________

    Hey AL I am something of a newbie …..

  55. 55
    OHoney says:

    Rudy did they give you an e-welcome packet?

  56. 56
    OHoney says:

    C-Freeeeeeee-eeeeeeee-eeeeeeee :danban:

  57. 57
    CFREE says:

    ALBOY!!!! come get it! :hug:

  58. 58

    Al you already missed Rudy’s azz shot :coffee:
    It was rather nice

  59. 59
    CFREE says:

    *jumps beside OHONEY doin the wobble” :danban:

  60. 60
    RudyD says:

    HEY Lucious & Cfree!!! :waves:

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    @2CENTS
    I told you that you look like T-Boz.
    :coffee:

  63. 63
    RudyD says:

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    Al you already missed Rudy’s azz shot :coffee:
    It was rather nice
    ___________________________________________

    :-D thank you ..

  64. 64
    2cents says:

    Kdub please recap.

  65. 65
    RudyD says:

    OHoney says:

    Rudy did they give you an e-welcome packet?
    __________________________________________________

    :thinking: I don’t think so ……watchu get??

  66. 66

    @RUDY
    WHAT AZZ SHOT???????

  67. 67

    CFREE says:

    *jumps beside OHONEY doin the wobble
    ____________________________________
    I thought that said “humps OHONEY”

    it’s early and somebody already has my head messed up so I’m not thinkin straight

  68. 68
    CFREE says:

    @RUDYD WHAT UP SUGA :boobs:

  69. 69

    Man you are slippin big time if you dont remember that UN-YOWN Rudy had!
    It brought tears to my eyes

  70. 70
    RudyD says:

    :hi: Hey there 2cents – luv the hair dahling

  71. 71
    CFREE says:

    LOLITA, we thinkn bout :hump: dis morn eh? :)

  72. 72

    @BROWN
    “Man you are slippin big time if you dont remember that UN-YOWN Rudy had!
    It brought tears to my eyes”
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    I remember a few azz shots but I couldn’t recall who posted them.
    I think a “repost” is in order here!

  73. 73
    CFREE says:

    Yeah rudyD gota stooopid onion, i smacked it across the desk style :coffee:

  74. 74
    RudyD says:

    CFREE says:

    @RUDYD WHAT UP SUGA :boobs:
    _____________________________________

    I’m good :kiss:

  75. 75

    it’s too late Man, I have it saved in my “mental” email :grin:

  76. 76
    OHoney says:

    @RudyD it’s more of an information about you packet.
    I think it comes with some condoms and confetti too but I could be wrong, I’m not in charge of the e-packets :no:

  77. 77
    RudyD says:

    CFREE says:

    Yeah rudyD gota stooopid onion, i smacked it across the desk style
    :coffee:
    __________________________________________________________

    *scheduling appointment with CFree’s assistant for follow-up*

  78. 78

    it was a crime and sometimes you just gotta take a bite outta crime!

  79. 79
    candibfly says:

    *pours some of the honey in OHoney’s gravie on my knee* :hug:

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    Bigbadwolf says:

    just got back from a meeting what’d i miss

  81. 81
    RudyD says:

    OHoney says:

    @RudyD it’s more of an information about you packet.
    I think it comes with some condoms and confetti too but I could be wrong, I’m not in charge of the e-packets :no:
    ____________________________________________________

    :no:

  82. 82
    OHoney says:

    *Looks at CandiB*
    Seeeeeee this is why I had to go fill my Honey jar back up!!
    Stay out of it!! :mad:
    Now come here and let me brush your tresses with my little sisters Barbie brush :hug:

  83. 83
    candibfly says:

    sorry i was trying to recreate that album cover with the chick and the honey all the dudes had in the 70s, i think it was an ohio players album :D

  84. 84

    BBW we were just alkin bout Rudy’s unyown and Man was upset because he didnt remember it

  85. 85
    yallcrazy says:

    On topic
    I thought JD was stupid for fuking up with Janet, but this stripper chick is even stupider than his azz.

    Stipper,How you cling onto a broke mug that was clinging on to somebody else’s money?!? :shrug: You Big Dummy…

    #golddiggingbackwards
    #bytchgonebebackstrippingatmagiccity

    Morning Everybody…

  86. 86

    Candi Ohio Players!!!
    My brother had that album and if I’m in my dirty 30s then you must be at least………….

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    Bigbadwolf says:

    Man how could u forget that. I dreamed about Rudy’s unyown last night :love:

  88. 88

    *waits for Man to ask BBW for details of her dream since I know it’s comin*

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    OHoney says:

    I don’t remember the onion….maybe I wass absent…

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    @BBW
    “Man how could u forget that. I dreamed about Rudy’s unyown last night ”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    I’m bad with names. :shrugs:

    So, you enjoy the soft touch of a lady on occasion? I swear me and you belong together!

  91. 91
    RudyD says:

    genetically speaking Janet & JD woulda neva worked …. :coffee:

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    iyonah says:

    Broke or wealthy some men consistently have an issue with being responsible. Its so sad, its always our Black men, who don’t take care of their kids. Ugggh, not all, but MANY.

  93. 93

    Ohoney you can’t forget that thang so if you saw it you’d remember it!

  94. 94
    QuettaV says:

    :boobs: <—– it's another one of those days!

  95. 95

    Rudy weren’t you sposed to be sendin me somethin???????

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    QuettaV says:

    Hello everyone :waves:

  97. 97

    *takes deep breath*
    QUETTA KEETA BO BEETA BANANA FANA FO FEETA FEE FI MO MEETA….QUEETA!

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    Bigbadwolf says:

    Man

    Like Trina Braxton would say “I’m Trysexual, I’ll try anything once. :wink:

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    OHoney says:

    Quetta are you new too?
    Are the gates open ya’ll?
    Brown you do too much :lol:

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    RudyD says:

    Bigbadwolf says:

    Man how could u forget that. I dreamed about Rudy’s unyown last night :love:
    ___________________________________________________________

    *runs in with bottle of chocolate syrup, m&ms, a bowl of ice and leather whip* DID SOMEBODY SAY RUDY???!!!

  101. 101

    Rudy dont forget the peaches! :grin:

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    RudyD says:

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    Rudy weren’t you sposed to be sendin me somethin???????
    _____________________________________________

    :smack:

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    RudyD says:

    Hey Quetta!!! *loosening bra*

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    candibfly says:

    brown i haven’t hit my 30s yet but my dad had the album (he’s from ohio) back in the day

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    Bigbadwolf says:

    *runs in with bottle of chocolate syrup, m&ms, a bowl of ice and leather whip* DID SOMEBODY SAY RUDY???!!!
    ______________________________________
    Yes I did! :lick: Don’t worry about the peaches, I got those! Luscious care to join :)

  107. 107

    and the handuffs, silk ties, remote controlled camera so that you can zoom in at the touch of a button :coffee:

  108. 108
    ALBoy says:

    @ New people
    where you from
    how you make your money
    kids
    male/female
    fav celeb
    fav sr member
    Are YOU A FREAK? :coffee:

  109. 109

    flavored massage oil, cherry popsickles

  110. 110
    OHoney says:

    What is goin on in here
    *pulls up chair to get a perfect view*
    Don’t mind me

  111. 111
    candibfly says:

    @al are u bow legged? i dunno why i picture u bow legged wearing some nike air max :shrugs:

  112. 112
    ALBoy says:

    Somebody said peaches Here I am.

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    CFREE says:

    Alboy, u iggn me?! :cuss:

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    Candi
    bow legged in nike’s and naked???????

    I’m bowlegged if anyone cares :coffee:

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    Bigbadwolf says:

    ALBoy says:
    @ New people
    where you from
    how you make your money
    kids
    male/female
    fav celeb
    fav sr member
    Are YOU A FREAK
    ___________________________
    Indianapolis
    Do payroll
    2 1/2 boys (stepson is the 1/2)
    female
    Tamar Braxton- point blank period
    Luscious
    clearly

  116. 116
    ALBoy says:

    :lol: @ Candi No Im not bow legged ( Ithought that was against man law ) I dont wear nikes they run small and they never have my size.

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    OHoney says:

    Wait……Al? Are you a freak???<<< When did that come in the e-packet??

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    CFREE says:

    CANDIPANTS!!! :cheer:

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    SylentDreamz says:

    Being A Janet Fan…Janet is freak! always has been that is no surprise. But that is no excuse on JD had unprotected sex with a stripper. I see why Janet dropped his big headed a** on the floor and walked way. JD isn’t a nice or humbled person…he is arrogant and think he’s sh*t don’t smell not one bit. but how does the saying go: You reap what you Sow. How are you getting other chicks pregnant while getting your “main” chick tattooed on you? Idiot! Stripper knew what she was doing when she got pregnant..any smart chick would have been on BC but she saw the dollars signs and cashed in. Poor child, a stripper for a momma and celebrity dead beat for a dad. One thing to be a regular dead beat but its a different story when he is a celebrity…cause everybody knows!

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    @BBW
    “Like Trina Braxton would say “I’m Trysexual, I’ll try anything once.
    :wink:
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    And I’m willing to assist. I think you, Rudy and I need to get together…

    …for lunch.
    :coffee:

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    BBW how nice of you to invite me buit before I participate I need you to sign this waiver!

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    ALBoy says:

    @ Cfree Nah Baby How you doin my sexy shakedanceextrodinaire?

  123. 123
    Bigbadwolf says:

    :rules: Here u go :lipsealed:

  124. 124
    ALBoy says:

    @ Ohoney they left Me in charge of the packets I changed a few questions is all! :coffee: Did you answer that question?

  125. 125

    :danban: I’m BBW’s fav poster
    here’s a :kiss: for you for makin me feel so special!

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    RudyD says:

    candibfly says:

    @al are u bow legged? i dunno why i picture u bow legged wearing some nike air max :shrugs:
    ________________________________________________________

    :pray: pleeeaaase be bow legged

  127. 127
    candibfly says:

    c frizzle! :cheer: what it do?!

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    Bigbadwolf says:

    @ Al What size do u wear, since they never have ur size?

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    CFREE says:

    @ALBOY, oh ok im swell. *crosses u off the hit list* :coffee:

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    Bigbadwolf says:

    @ Al What size do u wear, since they never have ur size?
    ____________________________________________________
    please be at least a 14

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    CFREE says:

    ” pleeeaaase be bow legged”

    dis chit here! :rofl:

    @candi, “it” does a whole lot :grin:

  132. 132
    OHoney says:

    :whistle: Twee-lee-lee…..twee-lee-lee….

  133. 133
    ALBoy says:

    @ WOLFPSY Im a 13 but I have to wear 14 in Nikes :no:

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    @BBW

    Come here and get this spanking since I’m not your favorite poster.
    :mad:

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    CFREE says:

    RudyD, u said something abt scheduling an appt? Tell me more… :popcorn:

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    CFREE says:

    SIZE 14 SHOE :shocked:
    :yes:

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    Bigbadwolf says:

    @ Man, I’d like that, but be gentle I bruise easily.

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    Bigbadwolf says:

    @ WOLFPSY Im a 13 but I have to wear 14 in Nikes
    ________________________________________________

    Close enough, so are the myths true?

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    RudyD says:

    CFREE says:

    RudyD, u said something abt scheduling an appt? Tell me more…
    __________________________________________________________

    According to the informational pamphlet u gave me after our last ‘visit’ I have to come back for a follow up….. :coffee:

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    Bigbadwolf says:

    @ Man, I’d like that, but be gentle I bruise easily.
    ___________________________________________
    Well I guess that’s my cue to leave since nothin I do is gentle

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    @BBW AND BROWN
    ” I’d like that, but be gentle I bruise easily.
    ___________________________________________
    Well I guess that’s my cue to leave since nothin I do is gentle”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    **grabs Brown’s arm**
    Don’t leave.

    We goin give her that “pain is pleasure” sorta treatment. Some good ol fashioned “love bruises.”
    :yes:

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    ALBoy says:

    I dont believe in myths…… but they run from it when I use it
    :coffee:

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    candibfly says:

    manuel what size shoe u wear? 6.5?

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    Bigbadwolf says:

    * Holding on to Luscious’ legs* Don’t leave, I can take it!

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    RudyD says:

    ALBoy says:

    @ WOLFPSY Im a 13 but I have to wear 14 in Nikes :no:
    _____________________________________________

    *sprays perfume into cleavage, checks the girls, lil strawberry lip gloss, checks booty profile in mirror..*

    Hi AL my name is Rudy……

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    @BBW
    “Close enough, so are the myths true?”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    No. I wear a size 7 shoe and I’m packing like a wild Giraffe.
    :coffee:

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    Candi be nice and give him an 8, which is still small but hey there’s someone for everyone

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    RudyD says:

    candibfly says:

    manuel what size shoe u wear? 6.5?
    _______________________________________
    does Gymboree carry 6.5? :coffee:

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    ALBoy says:

    Whats up Rudy? :coffee:

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    2cents says:

    I dont believe in myths…… but they run from it when I use it

    ___________________________________________

    I’m in love.

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    ALBoy says:

    :lol: @ Man still being able to fit WEE BOKS :rofl:

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    candibfly says:

    a wild giraffe tho? :dead:

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    Bigbadwolf says:

    * Holding on to Luscious’ legs* Don’t leave, I can take it!
    _________________________________________________________________
    remember you said that

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    Bigbadwolf says:

    @ man :rofl: right :yes:

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    candibfly says:

    RudyD says:

    candibfly says:

    manuel what size shoe u wear? 6.5?
    _______________________________________
    does Gymboree carry 6.5?
    ————————-

    i like u rudy :coffee: *passes u a friendship contract*

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    RudyD says:

    ALBoy says:

    :lol: @ Man still being able to fit WEE BOKS :rofl:
    _____________________________________________
    :dead:

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    RudyD says:

    ALBoy says:

    Whats up Rudy? :coffee:
    __________________________________

    Hey Al….are you bow legged, do u walk around shirtless with grey sweatpants on? These are the things I need to know… :coffee:

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    RudyD says:

    candibfly says:

    RudyD says:

    candibfly says:

    manuel what size shoe u wear? 6.5?
    _______________________________________
    does Gymboree carry 6.5?
    ————————-

    i like u rudy :coffee: *passes u a friendship contract*
    _______________________________________________

    :coffee: <—- reading contract

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    ALBoy says:

    @ Rudy I am not Bow legged I do walk around shirtles or with a tank top on my sweat pants are blue :coffee:

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    I feel a poem comin on

    I once knew a Man with a small dyck
    No matter how hard he tried it just wouldn’t fit :rofl:
    He tried it from the bottom
    he tried it from the top
    No matter what he did
    His dyck just couldn’t hit the spot!

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Bowlegs are hott and I thought I was the ONLY Tamar supporter! :hug:

    Moanin yall!

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    2cents says:

    Luscious you just killt me.

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    RudyD says:

    ALBoy says:

    @ Rudy I am not Bow legged I do walk around shirtles or with a tank top on my sweat pants are blue :coffee:
    _____________________________________________________
    could u at least pretend to be bow legged then?

    #Ihadadream
    #keepthedreamalive

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    OHoney says:

    Brown I :heart: you ok? :yes: I do

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    ALBoy says:

    MZD Um why you lookin at me like that? Be careful is all im saying :coffee:

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    OHoney says:

    Dimpz you look so educated read me a story

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Bowlegs are hott
    ___________________________
    On men or women :coffee:

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    ALBoy says:

    @ Rudy you must not know my back ground I can be/ do what ever you need me to be :coffee:

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    @BROWN
    “I once knew a Man with a small dyck
    No matter how hard he tried it just wouldn’t fit
    He tried it from the bottom
    he tried it from the top
    No matter what he did
    His dyck just couldn’t hit the spot!
    But little did I know
    how much his dyck could grow
    and he pounded the hell out my twat!

    :coffee:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Honey! *clears throat* Once upon at time……………..

    Albert! I see you’re making friends. :yes:

    @ Brown………….Boff :coffee:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Dis ninja @ Man! :rofl:

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    RudyD says:

    ALBoy says:

    @ Rudy you must not know my back ground I can be/ do what ever you need me to be :coffee:
    ____________________________________________________________

    :typing: I got a few things for ya then….

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    Bigbadwolf says:

    @ luscious :applause: That’s talent :rofl:

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    Hello All :lol:
    I’ve read some of the comment and one in particular that stands out to me is Wild Giraffe WTF the is that cuz I didn’t real all :lol:

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    Bigbadwolf says:

    @ dimplez Girl I loves me some Tamar, she is the reason I watch the show. She acts like my sisters

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    CFREE says:

    RudyD says:

    CFREE says:

    RudyD, u said something abt scheduling an appt? Tell me more…
    __________________________________________________________

    According to the informational pamphlet u gave me after our last ‘visit’ I have to come back for a follow up…..

    RIGHT :coffee:

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    Read all…. does anyone care that I refuse and won’t correct typo going forward :shrugs:

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    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @BROWN
    “I once knew a Man with a small dyck
    No matter how hard he tried it just wouldn’t fit
    He tried it from the bottom
    he tried it from the top
    No matter what he did
    His dyck just couldn’t hit the spot!
    But little did I know
    how much his dyck could grow
    and he pounded the hell out my twat!
    ______________________________________
    even though it could grow
    it still wasn’t quite enough
    poor thing was poundin away
    and I barely felt a touch
    he asked if i felt it
    i asked “is it in
    he said I’m bout finish
    I asked “When did you begin

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    CFREE says:

    @MZD, CHOCO how ya’ll ladies this MornTing :waves:

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    ALBoy says:

    @ MZ D just being the southern gentleman that I am is all.
    @ Rudy Im ready for whatever baby!

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    do u walk around shirtless with grey sweatpants on? These are the things I need to know
    _______________________
    :rofl: YYYYYYYY do we have the same taste I could do without the bowleg tho but OMG the sweatpants and shirtless :rofl:

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    CFREE says:

    LOLITA ALIZE JENKINS!! :kona:

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    2cents says:

    @choco

    *typo’s

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    OHoney says:

    *stands up* :applause: Brown you the one

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    Actually you can only be shirtless if you have a nice chest

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    BBW
    you have no idea of the talents I have :coffee:

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    @2cents
    JERK I saw that typo I put my disclaimer out :lol: :hugs:

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    CFREEE Im good booo tired and want a day off but other than that :thumbsup:

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    candibfly says:

    *wipes dimpz’ glasses* :hug:

    they kinda look like mine :)

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    :rofl: @ Luscious. You know I :love: you right?

    @ BBW…………..Chick has me dying. I get them impression that she’s being a lil extra for the show though.

    Morning Choco. :hug:

    Hey CFREE! :danban1:

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    Thank you Honey

    Free why i gotta go to the “kona:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Candipants! :hug:

    I gotta have em. I’m blind without them. :wail:

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    RudyD says:

    :ashamed: *ashamed at having wantonly thrown herself at AL*

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    candibfly says:

    lawd me too dimpz :crying:

    nig at the eye place was makin fun of my perscription *le sigh* just gimme my shyt so i can get outta here

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    ALBoy says:

    Lucious you going to the Kona? Can I come :coffee:

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    2cents says:

    @Luscious please log off, who gonna pay my bills when I get fired?

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    candibfly says:

    speaking of al, i’ll never forget when he said he had some DeBarge tickets for me and they were for RICO DEBARGE :mad:

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    CFREE says:

    BROWN that Poetic Justice moment. dont let the doeknobhitya >>>> :kona:

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    @BROWN
    When you get to said corner, please turn around and toot it up. We got somethings to work out.
    :coffee:

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    :yahoo: at Dimpz

    I like Tamar but I do think she is Hamming it up for her own spin-off show only problem is – is that she can’t carry a show on her own :coffee:

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    ALBoy says:

    @ Rudy ashamed for what its nice to see a women say what they mean. Sexy!

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    ALBoy says:

    Lucious you going to the Kona? Can I come
    __________________________________________________
    repeatedly :coffee:

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    RudyD says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    do u walk around shirtless with grey sweatpants on? These are the things I need to know
    _______________________
    :rofl: YYYYYYYY do we have the same taste I could do without the bowleg tho but OMG the sweatpants and shirtless :rofl:
    ________________________________________________
    Yo omg there was this one dude when I was at MSU – he lived downstairs, from me n he used come outside just like that all muscley n’ chit
    I dam near dived off the balcony…..

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    even though it could grow
    it still wasn’t quite enough
    poor thing was poundin away
    and I barely felt a touch
    he asked if i felt it
    i asked “is it in
    he said I’m bout finish
    I asked “When did you begin
    ________________________
    :rofl: I needed this laugh :rofl:

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    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @BROWN
    When you get to said corner, please turn around and toot it up. We got somethings to work out.
    _____________________________________________
    just send me a letter
    Al is already here and we are “working” some things out

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    RudyD says:

    candibfly says:

    speaking of al, i’ll never forget when he said he had some DeBarge tickets for me and they were for RICO DEBARGE :mad:
    _____________________________________________________

    *wiping water off computer screen*

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    @Rudy
    SMDH girl that chit will make me act soooo sweet and good and angelic like a effn Stepford Wife :rofl:

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    ALBoy says:

    @ Candi my fault I actually had the real deal a min ago then he went on “vacation” :coffee: Im sorry though! forgive me her is the code for two free redbox movies $@fDF#F123

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    2cents says:

    @Luscious please log off, who gonna pay my bills when I get fired?
    _____________________________________________________
    I’m just tryna tap into one of my many talents

    Choco I’m glad I gave you a good laugh

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    repeatedly
    _________________
    OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW :rofl: Bish WHO’s BAD #Michael Jackson :lol:

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    OHoney says:

    I love when we get newbies.
    Some last….some fit right in(RudyD)….some don’t(Mr. Blackplanet)

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Ninja aint NEVAH gone live that BP page down. :rofl:

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    candibfly says:

    al :lol:

    i almost bought them tickets too. the same day i heard he took an extended vacation to dubai :coffee:

    only time i use redbox or blockbuster express is when i have a free code. got a damn ticket on the way to get my free dvd :mad:

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    RudyD says:

    ALBoy says:

    @ Rudy ashamed for what its nice to see a women say what they mean. Sexy!
    ________________________________

    *unbuttons top 2 buttons on blouse, loosens hair and crawls across AL’s desk*

    Are u still having a problem with your hard drive sir…..??

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    OHoney says:

    I’m in tears ova here cause after I laughed at Mr. Blackplanet I started thinkin about yesterday when Choco was cheating on her cereal :rofl: ohhhh SR.com gotta love it!!

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    candibfly says:

    i missed the bp page day, who was it? :crying:

    lawd i had some good times on bp (and mi gente, como estas?)

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    Bigbadwolf says:

    @ ohoney what about me? :( :ido:

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    @OHONEY

    You know you hit up that dude Black Planet page on the slick. You ain’t foolin anyone!

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    RudyD says:

    OHoney says:

    I love when we get newbies.
    Some last….some fit right in(RudyD)….some don’t(Mr. Blackplanet)
    _______________________________________________________
    :bow: I am a spaniel at thy gate….

    P.S. who is Mr. Blackplanet??…. :blink: i mean the name alone…..

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    OHoney says:

    BigBad whatchu talkin bout? You do what? Fit in? Girl YES like a nice size in a tight twat

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    yvonne79 says:

    :popcorn: So I see everyone’s feeling quite randy baby……

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    BBW since I’m your fav poster I’m gon make you my special project

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    RudyD says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    @Rudy
    SMDH girl that chit will make me act soooo sweet and good and angelic like a effn Stepford Wife :rofl:
    ________________________________________
    I was leanin over the balcony like … :boobs:

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    @BBW

    You have been here a number of days and I STILL don’t have no azz/titty shots in my email inbox.

    I’m quite insulted actually.

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    OHoney says:

    Man I did no such thang. I actually thought I was outta the loop, thought it made a comeback :lol:

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    Bigbadwolf says:

    Thanks Luscious, now I can show u how I really blow. :tittays:

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    Bigbadwolf says:

    Thanks Luscious, now I can show u how I really blow
    _________________________________________
    POP GOES THE WEASEL CUZ THE WEASEL GOES POP!!!!!!

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    Bigbadwolf says:

    @ man here u go *sigh* :pc:

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    QuettaV says:

    I don’t have anything nice to say about this post! I want to know is he making it shower on the female on the top or the male on the bottom in the baby blu speedo!

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Honey……….Choco wrong. She know Captain Crunch loves her. :rofl:

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    FrenchGal says:

    :rofl: :crying:

    you guys :gossip: are the best

    AFTERNOON ALL!

    FRENCH KISSES FOR ALL!!! :kiss:
    The special ones get tounge ya know who you are!

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    BBW
    FYI
    I dont wanna anything Man has :coffee:

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    @BBW
    “here u go *sigh* ”
    _________________________________________________________________________

    JCSTANSB @ YAHOO. COM
    :coffee:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    *sees Yvonne, squeals and faints*

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    Choco was cheating on her cereal
    ______________________
    OMG :rofl: you are sooo ebonic :rofl:

    @Rudy
    Im laughing at you on Al’s desk :lol: We used to date on SR :rofl: #HATER LOLOLOLL

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    *looks @ Frenchie, points to self* Am I special too?!

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    Quetta
    I was thinkin what straight man has on turqoise biker shorts :blink:

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    OHoney says:

    :rofl: @Choco letting it be known that she used to e-date AL “I’m just sayin”

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    Frenchie I’m glad I could make you laugh!

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    Bigbadwolf says:

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    BBW
    FYI
    I dont wanna anything Man has
    _______________________________
    Don’t worry, he’s wrapped up like Tommy Davidson in Sprung

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    *waits for Al’s response* :popcorn:

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    QuettaV says:

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    Quetta
    I was thinkin what straight man has on turqoise biker shorts
    —————————————————————-

    He not straight he crooked!

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    OHoney says:

    I’m hungry. What’s for lunch?

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    @BROWN
    “I was thinkin what straight man has on turqoise biker shorts”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    He prolly stole ‘em outta Erick Benet’s closet.

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    CFREE says:

    FRENCHIE!!! :kiss: @YVONNE :hug:

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    Bigbadwolf says:

    @ Honey I was thinkin the same thing. Steak baked potato and salad yesterday, Don’t have a taste for anything today

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    @ Honey………..I was just wondering the same thing.

    @ BBW….I shouldve been with you for lunch yesterday

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    Man why you always got Eric Benet in yo mouth!

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    YSoSerious says:

    even though it could grow
    it still wasn’t quite enough
    poor thing was poundin away
    and I barely felt a touch
    he asked if i felt it
    i asked “is it in
    he said I’m bout finish
    I asked “When did you begin?”
    **************************************
    :dead: & :ghost:

    I LOVE YOU SOOO MUCH!! :hugs:

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    SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME says:

    What yall talkin about?

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    ALBoy says:

    have you ever taken in a stray? You do all you can for it but then it turns on you and you drop it off on the freeway? :coffee:

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    OHoney says:

    I’m thinkin Mc Donalds is the mcRib back?

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    YSO MY RIB!!!!
    you know I love yo guts!!!!!

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    ALBoy says:

    YSO whats up? I know I know :no:

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    Dymond says:

    ***pops up outta lurking, runs to the SR couch and put my feet up***

    :popcorn:

    :hi: errbody

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    CFREE says:

    HEEYYY YSO suga dollface!!!! :hug:

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    YSoSerious says:

    @ALBOY

    I see you today. Trying to rattle the cougar’s cage and what not. :coffee:

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    OHoney says:

    Al who you referring to as a stray?
    :popcorn:
    #IDontEatLikeThat

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    CFREE says:

    :yahoo:
    DYMOND!!!! *faints* da hail u been?! :waiting:

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    WOW Al you always wanna come for me – not thirsty like you tho – I mean honestly you offer your lil Richard to every new thing on here – I maybe thirsty come to think of it – cuz you are surely dehyrdrated :coffee: :smack:

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    ALBoy says:

    I mean you do folks a favor and they repay you with hatred :no: I made your Life better so ungrateful and unappreciative

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    YSoSerious says:

    CFREE!!
    DIMPZ!!
    YVONNE!!
    CANDI!!
    OHONEY!!
    BBW!!
    FRENCHIE!!

    :hugs: :kiss: :yahoo:

    If I missed anybody it wasn’t intentional. I hate roll calls. :lol:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    Dymond! WHERE THE HELL YOU BEEN AT?! I CALLED YOU *emailed* LIKE LAST WEEK AND YOU AIN’T EVEN ANSWER! :cuss:

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    :lol: :lol: @ AL #BitterMUCH :rofl: WOOWWWW so not that serious

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    YSO! :danban1: You see the sun, feel the heat on your skin today?! :hug:

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    Dymond says:

    ***kisses CFree’s butterfly***

    you look so pretty and sweet in that pic :love:

    ive been working, but i said eff it today

    HEY to OHONEY, LOLITA (u too stoopid for that email) and YSO :danban:

    Sup AL

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    I mean you do folks a favor and they repay you with hatred I made your Life better so ungrateful and unappreciative
    ______________________________
    :rofl: :rofl you are killing me with the sarcarsm give me a hug :rofl:

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    @OHONEY
    SMDH I love messing with him he gets so annoyed with me :rofl:

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    ALBoy says:

    Why cant you just leave me alone though I dont get it. Its Not Real! Let Go! You was cool before I knew you were crazy. I mean just let me do me! For real Chill Out! You dont have to tell everyone i talk to about my past mistakes! :no:

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    OHoney says:

    :hi: YSO and Dymond

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    ALBoy says:

    What Up Dymond How you?

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    Bigbadwolf says:

    Hey YSO!! :hi: :cheer:

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    ALBoy says:

    @ SASO whats up baby?

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    YSoSerious says:

    @DIMPZ

    YES! Now I’m complaining about how hot it is. :lol:

    DYMOND!!

    How did I miss you?! :dance:

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    Why cant you just leave me alone though I dont get it. Its Not Real! Let Go! You was cool before I knew you were crazy. I mean just let me do me! For real Chill Out! You dont have to tell everyone i talk to about my past mistakes
    ______________________
    :blink: did you just get serious on me on SR and if so Y da hail are you really trippn on – pls say you are kidding with this response you know I can’t tell with you sometimes and since i can’t I will surely leave your weird azz the fuk alone! Damn son tell em why you crying :shrugs:

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    ALBoy says:

    Im Wierd Right! :no:

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    Dymond says:

    Choco aka Hippie says:
    I maybe thirsty come to think of it – cuz you are surely dehyrdrated
    ———————————————————
    lolololololololol :rofl:

    ***showers Dimpz with starburst***

    :hug: I aint get no email :wail: please tell me u still love me

    AND WHERE IS CANDI COATED? Ive got some imported Arabian sealskin flip flops custom made for her :waiting:

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    Bigbadwolf says:

    Well off to lunch, decided on Friday’s. wish i wasn’t going with the co workers, no Chardonnay for me :cuss: :cya:

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    FrenchGal says:

    @YSO everytime i see you i wanna break out sing “YMCA” it’s that damn “Y” i tell ya!!!

    @Dimpz yes you are special!!!! :kiss:

    @Suga you always make me laugh you make my day many times!

    @CFREEeeeeeeee :yahoo:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    * :danban1: in the Starburst rain* You back now?! @ Dymond

    Candi was here earlier, iono where she went to. :shrug:

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    :bye: BBW You come back ya hear?!

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    :whistle: in my deep slave voice*
    SWING LOOOOWWWWWWWW
    SWEET CHAIR -REEE-OTTS
    COMIN FO TO CARRY ME HOOMMMMEEEEEEEE!

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    YSoSerious says:

    @ALBOY

    You ARE weird. But I like weird. :yes:

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    AL let go of what – are you serious with this chit you really have me puzzled – I never was held onto you – do you need a reminder that this is e-land… so confused – by that faggedy rant you just did!

    Please NOTE: Im not claiming someone I don’t know in real life did I really need to help you with that – GEESH when E land GOES WRONG!

    FUK YOU! REAL and I mean the curse word not the actual act! In case you need further clarification.

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    BBW you best huury and brang yo azz back!

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    at this chit right here!
    ________________
    OMG this chit is fukn outta space who spazzes like that outta nowhere this mofo real with his feelings and meeting chicks on SR COT DAYUM

    @AL you are beyond WEIRD no worries I don’t fuk with crazies – no more word from me to you!

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    SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME says:

    :rofl: x50

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    :rofl: I know Awesome :rofl: this chit has me LMAO

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    YSoSerious says:

    @AWESOME

    I LOVE your name change. What took you so long? :lol:

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    ALBoy says:

    Thats what I mean you obviously wanted to talk to me so you could have said Hi but you chose to once again jump into a conversation about Me! :no:
    Can you hurry up and get over me! Im done doing volunteer work! :coffee:

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    SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME says:

    @YSo
    I didn’t know how. I guess I was feeling a little Blu-ish

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    Dymond says:

    @ Dimpz just goofing off for a minute :koolaid: wanna come sit with me and share? :popcorn:

    @Choco you know you cant be messing up his steelo and what not mentioning that yall used to efvck…there’s newbies in here :coffee:

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    Okay…….. WOW this chit is getting to real for me – I come here for laughs and chit
    #DEUCES and PEACE

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    Dymond says:

    wooooooooooooooooooooooooow
    this ninge said volunteer work

    :casket: <— smoking some good on the way out

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    2cents says:

    Rut row *in my Scooby Do voice

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    2cents
    I thought that said “nut”
    you know how my mind works!

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    MzDimplez1123 says:

    *Goes to sit with Dymond*

    Hey SamYELL :yahoo:

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    Oh and Dymond I saw “wood” and thought that said “suckin”

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    2cents says:

    Lucsious what’s ur marital stats and are u a mother?

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    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    what we taln bout fukas :danba:
    @dymond un beso para ti :kiss:
    @al u stooopid fo realz :lol:

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    2cents
    someone has papers on me but…….. it’s a looonnnng story, i live alone and no kids

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    FrenchGal says:

    WELL DAMN…..AND THAT’S HOW THE STORY GOES FOLKS!

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    :rofl: lawd I missed ALOT :dead: :coffin: :ghost:

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    CFREE says:

    Dymond says:

    ***kisses CFree’s butterfly***

    you look so pretty and sweet in that pic

    Y thank u dollface! i am sweet :coffee:

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    CFREE says:

    HISSSS!!!! *jumps on ur back for a piggyback ride* :hug:

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    *motorboats the FCK outta CFREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

    :tittays:

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    CFREE says:

    @HIS :claps: BRAVO!!

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    RudyD says:

    ok what did i miss …. :popcorn:

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    LilMissRed says:

    well dayum Jermaine! SMH

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    Did Sandra go in or what, gotta luv her lol

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    pointhimout says:

    so this is his vice? no seriously? yall already know how I feel about FISH. They can close these rancid ratchet ass places down for all I care. God dont like stuff like this, Jermaine. Satan the lord rebuke you, the devil is liar.

    Anytime an entire aisle has to be devoted to products to help keep it fresh and clean, I want no parts of it. #JUSTSAYNOTOFISH

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    mooremellow says:

    is this why janet left?…he was nailing scrippers on her???

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