Kevin Hart is Finally Famous

Kevin hart is funny.. not Dave Chapelle funny.. but funny, none the less

Yall still crazy says:

We need another DefJam comedy show!

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Yall
They had one on thr cable channel STARZ

pointhimout says:

Mike Epps is corny too
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I went to one of his boring azz shows the only funny part was when somebody got up to leave and he clowned they azz or when he’s talking about prositutes.. other than that, i wasnt impressed and wanted my money back

You guys want a joke???????

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, when he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants. So, I’m stumped.” His buddy said, “I have an idea. Why don’t you make up a certificate that says she can have two hours of great sex, any way she wants it. She’ll probably be thrilled!” So the first fella did just that. The next day his buddy asked, “Well, did you take my suggestion? How did it turn out?” “She loved it. She jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the mouth, and ran out the door yelling, ‘I’ll see you in two hours’.”

WUTWUZMISSIN! says:

@ Westcoast I have a joke!

A man walks into the doctor and says D-D-D-D-Doc, I-I-I-haaaave a bbbbad sssstudddddering pppproblem and I can’t get any women. The doctor told him to get undressed so he could do a full exam. When the doc saw how big his dyck was he said well theres your problem. If you cut six inches off your studdering will stop. So the doctor does the surgery and success! The man stop studdering but everytime he got with a woman they’d laugh and leave him. So he goes back to the doctor and ask for him to reattach his dyck and the doctor said S-S-S-S-Sorry I-I-I-I C-C-CANT HELP YOU!!!
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I LOVE IT!!

Fe Fe

Choco.. what did you put in? I cant find it in the list of emoticons

Joke ( In my Auntie voice: What THEY said )

What’s the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.

Dymond says:

@ Dubb C
the visual….

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gotcha!

Awe!! I love my Choco!!! Thanks Bew!!

How is a woman like a condom?
Both spend more time in your wallet than on your dick.

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.

How can you spot the blind guy at the nudist colony?
It’s not hard.

A man at a retirement home was walking around with his zipper down holding his penis.

A young nurse says “Why are you doing that?”

He replies, “It died today.”

“Oh that’s terrible!”, the nurse replied

The next day the man has his penis hanging outside of his pants again.

The same nurse says, “I thought it died yesterday.”

The man replies, “It did. Today is the viewing”

John took his blind date to the carnival. “What would you like to do first, Kim?” asked the man. “I want to get weighed,” said the girl. They ambled over to the weight guesser. He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize. Next the couple went on the ferris wheel. When the ride was over, John again asked Kim what she would like to do. “I want to get weighed,” she said. Back to the weight guesser they went. Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and John lost his dollar.

The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next. “I want to get weighed,” she responded. By this time, John figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake. Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date, “How’d it go?” Kim responded, “Oh, Waura, it was wousy.”

A woman was very despondent over not having sex in quite some time. She was becoming agitated and worried that she might never find a mate. In hopes of finding a solution to her problem, she decided that it was time to see a doctor. Looking thru the phone book, she came upon a Chinese sex therapist named Dr. Chang.

When the woman arrived, she told the doctor her symptoms and he said, “Take off all your clothes and you crawl real fass away from me across the froor.”

She crawled to the other side of the room and Dr. Chang said, “Now…you crawl real fass back to me,” and she did. Dr. Chang shook his head and said, “you haf real bad case of Ed Zachary disease….worse case I ever see! That why you haf sex probrem.”

The woman was completely confused and asked the doctor exactly what Ed Zachary Disease was and he replied, “Ed Zachary Disease….that when your face rook ED-ZACHARY rike your ass!”

One afternoon a man says to his wife, you, me and the dogs are going pig shooting. They pack the truck and head off. They get there late at night and the man says, we will head off at sunrise. The wife is tired and replies, I don’t want to go in the morning. The husband is furious and replies, I will give you 3 options, you, me and the dog shoot, or you give me a blow job or we have anal sex. The wife isn’t to pleased but realizes it’s one or the other. They rise early in the morning and the husband says well, what’s it to be. She isn’t pleased but decides to give him a blow job. As soon as she starts she stops and says, your dick tastes like shit. He replies: “Yeh, the dog didn’t want to go either.”

WCC, no animal sex jokes, mkay….

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okay

Choco aka Hippie says:

@WCC
that last one was gross

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Im sorry.. i got carried away

On her 70th birthday, an old spinnster decides it’s time to finnaly get married. Since she has no hot prospects, she decides to run this ad in the local newspaper:

” Seventy-year young virgin seeks husband. Must be in same age group, must not beat me, must not run around on me, and MUST still be good in bed. Apply in person”

The next day, her doorbell rings, and when she opens the door, much to her dismay is a gray haired man in a wheelchair, and he has no arms or legs.

She asks the man, “Do you really expect me to choose you? You don’t even have any arms or legs!” The old man replies, “Well, I don’t have arms, so how could I beat you?” The woman agrees, and asks him to proceed. “I don’t have any legs, so how could I run around on you? Again, she agrees, and replies, “But how could you, without any arms or legs, possibly be good in bed?”

The man smiles and says, “I rang the doorbell, didn’t I!”

A young man wished to purchase a gift for his new sweetheart’s birthday, and as they had not been dating very long, after careful consideration he decided a pair of gloves would strike the right note — romantic, but not too personal.
Accompanied by his sweetheart’s younger sister, he bought a pair of white gloves; the younger sister purchased a pair of panties for herself.

During the wrapping, the clerk mixed up the items and the sister got the gloves and the sweetheart got the panties. Without checking the contents first, he sealed his package and mailed it to his sweetheart along with this note:

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Darling,

I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearing any when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your sister, I would have chosen the long ones with buttons, but she wears short ones that are easy to remove.

These are a delicate shade, but the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and she looked really smart.

I wish I were there to put them on you for the first time, as no doubt other hands will come in contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.

When you take them off, remember to blow in them before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.

Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. I hope you will wear them for me on Friday night.

All my Love,
Hollingsworth

P.S The latest style is to wear them folded down with a little fur showing.

Hard Hitter says:

WCC
I hope you didnt copywrite your material because I will be borrowing.

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enjoy fam!

ALBoy says:

@ WCC where are you getting these jokes from
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a special place

ALBoy says:

@ Wcc A “Special Place” Huh How can I get there
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some people just put on their “dorothy” shoes and clicked the heels 3 times.. but there are several ways to get there

jk AL ..I cant tell you.. its my THING!!!

A woman walks into her accountant’s office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, “Before we begin, I’ll need to ask a few questions.” He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, “What is your occupation?” The woman replies, “I’m a whore.” The accountant balks and says, “No, no, no. That will never work. That is much too crass. Let’s try to rephrase that.” The woman, “OK, I’m a prostitute.”. “No, that is still too crude. Try again.” They both think for a minute, then the woman states, “I’m a chicken farmer.” The accountant asks, “What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or a prostitute?”. “Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year.”

HH -right!

@ HH.. i dovnt care for teh 69 joke, but I was running out of material

you too YAll

have a great weekend