Morning Wood: Tito Ortiz

Sandra Rose June 3, 2011

Yesterday I told you about the “Weinergate” scandal involving a NYC Congressman who claimed someone hacked his Twitter page in order to upload a photo of his own junk.

Now, seemingly everyone is getting in on the act. This time mixed martial arts fighter Tito Ortiz is claiming to be the victim of a hacker who somehow found a naked pic of him and hacked into his Twitter page to upload the dick pic.

According to celebrity blog TMZ, The photo (seen above) appears to be a naked self-portrait shot with a cell phone.

Immediately after he discovered the break-in, the well-hung Tito tweeted, “Someone hack my f**king phone.”

Yeah, sure Tito.

Click below to see Tito’s adequate Morning Wood. You must be logged in to view this pic since it is obviously **NOT SAFE FOR WORK**

The following image is NOT SAFE FOR WORK. Proceed at your own risk!

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Fayla

if i was him i would NEVER take a pic of that skinty branch (wood my azz) dat chit look anorexic
steph L

MMMMMMM……
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_hqwXZtBVc LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

He smilin like he workin wit a monster
Ms.Tangie baby

Ok now some hacked his freaking phone? I wish people would think before doing stupid azz shit and then lying about it.
honeybun13

nice considering white men are suppose to have small packages
SexxxyDimeDiva

That is a nice size peen for him not to be erect! If he gets it excited, I’m sure the wood do too! IJS
laykeya

Will the whole leaking nekkid pics stunt ever get old?
!*LaKErCHiC@*!

THAT CHIT LOOKS TINY HE CHEESING LIKE HE DOING A BISH A FAVOR MAYBE GET IT HARD BEFO U TAKE THE FUKN PIC!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_hqwXZtBVc LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

BOOOOOOOOOO *throws apples*
laykeya

And is that supposed to be his “sexy” look?
http://www.ashland86.com TheRealAshland

Oh and its shaved.
DapisDaShizz

I wonder how long it took to shave around that teenage peen? Probably about 4 min, :ha:.
aqtpie

SexxxyDimeDiva says:
That is a nice size peen for him not to be erect! If he gets it excited, I’m sure the wood do too! IJS
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I agree, big ****s don’t guarantee bomb sex, he may know how to work it!!
pjsmom

Stop taking pics of yourselves people and blaming it on hackers! You know you sent the chit out yourself. He looks so proud don’t he?
Rosalyn

ewwwww…..thats not even attractive
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_hqwXZtBVc LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

that doesnt look like a “grower” to me
Fayla

i agree that size isn’t the only factor in what makes a good lover, bc an ex had a huge dyck with a NICE curve in it, but couldn’t work it for chit SUCH a waste!! however, i don’t wanna c no flaccid peen tryna 2 be sexy n chit
Fayla

GM Luscious how u be this wonderful Friday?
CFREE

no thanks
CFREE

Morn’n Folks, Happy Friday
MrsMantha

Not too shabby, I’m sure he knows how to work it, he’s Jenna Jamison hubby….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_hqwXZtBVc LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

Fayla it’s startin out to be one of those days but at least it’s friday

Love the hair MrsMantha!
deedeegirl

he is not attractive with his clothes on, this does not make it better.
Fayla

I feel u Luscious, it’s been one of those weeks for me..I’m so happy it’s Friday idk WHAT to do it’s most def a drinkin day for me
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_hqwXZtBVc LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

Fayla as soon as I get home I’m get toasted!
Fayla

@MrsMantha good lawd woman, i LOVE ur hair!! How long u been natural?
Fayla

i know the fluck that’s right! whatchu drankin on?
MrsMantha

Thank ya Luscious Lolita!!!!! Happy Friday everyone!!!!!
GAGIRL87

That penis is some straight bullchit
MrsMantha

5 years Fayla, thank you:) It’s a jungle in there some days…..
Banana

man his balls are hanging lower than his penis …….. them some big balls but a tiny weeny peeny
hotmess

not nasty mess. his balls look sick
Torae

Folks need to step away from there smart phones. Everyone has a dick pic, tit pics, jay jay pics. I’m surprised at how many people take these pics of themselves. This guy on my Facebook dumped his girlfriend and she had all of his log in information and decided to upload his dick pics onto Facebook LOL! she changed his passwords and email address, so he couldn’t log in. He makes another page explaining to people what happened. That’s what he gets for sending those type of pics. Idiot!! I thought it was funny. He’s one of those pretty boys that always talk about himself! I see why…. He tries to compensate for that baby dick he has lol. It was very little and I think he’s more embarrassed because all of his friends saw how little that thang was lol. I mean it was LITTLE!
Fayla

@MrsMantha trust me I know, been natural 17 years, 14 of those my hair was in dreadlocks, unlocked ’em in 2008 (didn’t wanna cut)

#teamnatural
Banana

Anyway … Morning guys!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_hqwXZtBVc LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

Mantha I’ve been naturaul for 2 years kept it short but now that I’m tryna let it grow back I’m goin back to the creamy crack!
JinxnJade555

From the looks of it, he must think this is a MONSTER peen. Wonder how his ex/wife feels about it. Since she had all types of peen tangle up her spinal cord.
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My bad, was that below the belt. I know this is a family- oriented blog and all
Fayla

don’t do it Luscious! just say to the creamy crack LOL
JinxnJade555

Fabulous Morning to all Ladies and Gents up in here.
SunRiseBlossom

Good morning Ya’ll…
MrsMantha

Don’t do it Luscious!!!! Step away from the crack, girl get some weaves or wigs, that’s what I do for work when I don’t tame this jungle. Fayla,how do you wear your hair now and is that your natural color? I’m thinkin of coloring my hair but I wanna try to stay as chemical free as possible.
JinxnJade555

For the peen pic, I give it a 2 and a half stars out of 5. Since I am generous person and all
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_hqwXZtBVc LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

Mantha I hate weave and wigs
Fayla

@MrsMantha nope, not my natural color, it’s a darker brown, but i lighten it with garnier fructis (love that chit) I wear my hair in braids, twist-outs, braid-outs, fro’s, flat ironed, like u I’ll slap a wig up there from time to time, ya know, the usual LOL
Fayla

Luscious u got any natural salons in ur area?
Fayla

@MrsMantha u should try henna or go to ur local health food store, they make natual hair color as well, i just never tried it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_hqwXZtBVc LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

Fayla I have no idea
yvonne79

Sooooooo, I logged in for this??

<—–logs back off
kingstonn

ewww, homie. keep that meat deprived peen under wraps.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

Don’t nobody wanna see that sht.

@FAYLA

Was it difficult to unlock your hair? I’ve been growing mine for about three years and am just wondering if this could be an option for me down the line.
StillASassyOne

Kingstom! Yvonne! Yso!!!

I’m so happy to be back from the Jungle (MIA)!!!!!!!!!!

Did y’all miss me?! I missed you ALL!! *falls to ground holding ya’ll feets*
MrsMantha

Luscious try naturallycurly.com, they have a salon finder. I’ll check that out Fayla thanks!!
H-Townmama

They’re all gonna laugh at you *in mom from carrie’s voice*
H-Townmama

@Sandra
somehow I just knew that a lesbun who has never had some from a man would be able to tell what hung is lol
Fayla

Hey Yso!

It took about 2 weeks to complete the process & no, it was not easy. U also have to have patience to do it, but if u don’t want to cut ur hair it’s ur only option. All u need is conditioner, a metal rat-tail comb, & time. My locks were down my back maybe 5 or so inches from my waist, so it took like an hour to take one down if that gives u an idea..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

SASO!! :hugs:

Of course we missed you!

I meant to send a ladder with you so you could kick LeBron in the balls for me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_hqwXZtBVc LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

*notices that Sassy left me out*
Fayla

They’re all gonna laugh at you *in mom from carrie’s voice*
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Tatted Diva

I bet it could put all that lil’ peen in some female bikini pannies!
For some reason, he has cross-dresser all over him to me!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

@FAYLA

Goodness!

Mine are just past my shoulders right now but I don’t think I want them to get as long yours were.

Thanks for the info.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6YnCKsYXEM&feature=player_embedded#at=189 YSoSerious

Me no likey this new = : mad : emoticon. He looks like more like he’s taking a really serious sht.
Fayla

@MrsMantha & YSo, np ladies, glad I could help..& Yso me no likey that new mad emoticon either! the other one was the biz, same for the lol one that looks like it has tourettes syndrome n chit
http://talkingwithtami.com/blog talkingwithtami

I have no words…peeping over magazine! Hell nawl! lol
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

#GROSS

:waves SR

Honestly seeing that upset my stomach
http://twitter.com/_Tainted_Love Tainted_Love

Lmao!
StillASassyOne

@Yso

Sorry- I didn’t see Lebron BUT I did see Evelyn Lozada at my hotel (I think she lives in that hotel) and we did share an elevator and she did tell me my shoes were cute….so I don’t hate her so much now. :confused:

@Brown
You know I missed dem lips, guhl!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_hqwXZtBVc LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

Sassy you get my fog lens pic???????
Yall still crazy

lil dyck
big balls
where’s the vein?

#fail
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Morning Brown,Yso,Choco,H,and Sassy (you got any MIA stories for us?)
StillASassyOne

Nope! I had to disconnect all of my emails from my blackberry cause it was acting stupid. That reminds me to relink them again. I’ll go check now….
lady_cn

Eh, I’ll pass.
H-Townmama

Hey Yall
MsOMyT

Ok for a white dude….
West Coast Chick
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@ Yall….
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X_hqwXZtBVc LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS

Is that my P&W???
kingstonn

*late*
but heyyyyyyyy Sassssy!
StillASassyOne

Hey Ya’ll!

Well…Khia was sitiing in the middle of an abandoned storefront on Collins in a folding chair charging folks $10 for a pic and a copy of her mixtape. They started shooting in front of the door of this cafe (next to Wet Willies) I was sitting in and a massive stampede occured as people tried to run in every direction and were jumping over cars and such. It took us almost 3 hours to to move 12 blocks on Collins in our car. I had to cuss out several dudes and threaten to put a bullet in one as he threatened that I would need to have security escort me from now on if I kept telling niggas “not to touch me.” I pulled my knife on a third negro that tried to touch me…and then me & my friend high-tailed back across the bridge to downtown MIA where it was safe, nigga-free and all the white people and gays were. Clean, happy, and wearing clothes that fit. And all of this was just Saturday.

I ain’t never seen so many ugly, outta shape, overweight, clothes not fitting, jail tats & gold teeth having folks in my life as I saw on South Beach on Saturday….AND THAT WAS JUST THE WOMEN!!
StillASassyOne

Hey Kingston!!
mzwhang90210

Hello all..ima long time lurker..you guys keep me in stitches.

Nice dang-a-lang, but I agree…lets see it erect!! That is all
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Sassy
Interesting day huh SOUTH BEACH went to hail years ago and it used to be the spot back in the day but if you go when it’ not a holiday you will be good
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

Hello MzWang #headnod
C. Maria

he’s a grower, but why take a naked pic when you’re not Up?
ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5

StillASassyOne says:

Hey Ya’ll!

Well…Khia was sitiing in the middle of an abandoned storefront on Collins in a folding chair charging folks $10 for a pic and a copy of her mixtape.

THIS

CHOOOOOOOOOOOOCO HEYYYYYYYYYYY poo poo
ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5

SUP MZWHANG ARE YOU A CALI GIRL
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@CHA
HOT MOMMA
vero

Morning ladies !!

I’m not really in the random ‘peen’ talk but this one made me laugh and sad at the same time.
Reminded me of something. My best friend is also my 1st boyfriend. i was 15 (way too young) when I did it for the first time with him (he was 21) at the time. 18 years later, he still makes fun of me saying my V is like a black hole because for a virgin, I ‘took it’ way too easily.
Honestly I didn’t feel a thing. because he’s small, but i won’t tell him.
And now he has 2 sons. one is 2 1/2 and the other one is 9 month old.
and when i give them a bath, i’m like wow poor kids. cause, even for baby boys their stuff is SMALL !!! they take it from their dad and already start with a ‘handicap’.
My friend is not the one to brag about his size and his performance, but most people don’t know why… i just smile.

I know why his girlfriend and sons’ mom is not the kind of girl he used to date. he was the kind to have a different pretty girl every week, but theyd never stick around.
Now he’s a gorgeous guy with a really plain girl. they’re buddies, more than lovers. so, size does matter
Yall still crazy

Damn Sassy

No. 5
StillASassyOne

Hey Chacha & Choco!

@Choco
Yeah- will definiely go back when not a holiday weekend. We had a great time though- we just stayed off of South Beach and chilled in downtown, Coral Gables, Key Biscayne and such.

However- we wnt back to SoBe on Monday after all of the folks from the projects had left and it was BEAUTIFUL! It was like the difference between Heaven & Hell! All the white folks and pretty black folk came back. Everybody was in shape and wearing clothes that fit and were fully covered. We walked all through the streets and got “hello ladies” “you guys look very nice” and “enjoy your afternoons” without being harasses or touched.

I hate to say it..but our people that went down there for Memorial day were the epitome of just…trash. It was disgusting and shameful. It was like every housing project resident in the US converged on SoBe for that weekend. I stayed on SoBe for a total of 90 mins during the weekend when the crowds of Blacks were there and even that was TOO damn long! Stayed all day on Monday and it was utterly gorgeous and peaceful.
ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5

VERO…. you aint shyt Truthfully though, I think the same thing about my son as I have watched him grow up…saying to myself, his lil azz aint even have a chance…that po daddy of his cursed him
ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5

Well its a good thing you didnt have to cut a nicca SASO…. SOOOO Did Khia look or did she look decent (if possible)
Fayla

I ain’t never seen so many ugly, outta shape, overweight, clothes not fitting, jail tats & gold teeth having folks in my life as I saw on South Beach on Saturday….AND THAT WAS JUST THE WOMEN!!
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And now he has 2 sons. one is 2 1/2 and the other one is 9 month old.
and when i give them a bath, i’m like wow poor kids. cause, even for baby boys their stuff is SMALL !!! they take it from their dad and already start with a ‘handicap’.
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how bout i always thought that men with a teeny weanie should be able to file for disability as this should be considered a handicap imo? & DAYUM i always thought teeny weanies should get a virgin but even the v-puss is 2 small??
StillASassyOne

@cha-Cha

Actually…we saw her sitting on a porch and thouoght she looked familiar but didn’t pay her no mind until one of her flunkies came up and said they were selling her mixtape and a pic for $10 then it dawned on us that it was Khia. She actually looked so clean and put together that we didn’t even know it was her at first.

But umm….wasn’t paying $10 for a pic/mixtape with Khia. Kim- Yes. Trina- yes. Hell, Foxy- Yes. Khia-
Fayla

ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5 says:

VERO…. you aint shyt Truthfully though, I think the same thing about my son as I have watched him grow up…saying to myself, his lil azz aint even have a chance…that po daddy of his cursed him
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Hey Cha-sweetums!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Sass
Yes I love SouthBeach when it’s not around holiday time glad you enjoyed yourself
Fayla

Choco!! Sup love?
musicluvher

Sandra,
Are you trying to make me look like a freak? The only time I log into the site is to see dick pics O__o
Yall still crazy

SMH @ Vero & Cha talmbout their sons…
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@Fayla-Yeah, it could be considered a disability or a liability
Yall still crazy

*jumping up and down* He’s back, the original smiley man!!!
StillASassyOne

@Choco
Yeah- can’t wait to go back when it’s not a holiday. I had a good time though. Went to some GORGEOUS restaurants about 30-45 minso ut of South Beach, went indoor rock climbing, went parasailing, went on a gatorboat tour in the Everglades, held an alligator, went to the Miami metro free-range zoo and struggling to drive that safari cycle around the entire zoo with my bff. Had a great time!
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

@Sassy
You guys did a lot in SOBE good look

:hugs: @ Fayla
Fayla

Heyyy Yall d@mn skippy! what it dew bew?
ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5

Fayla says:
how bout i always thought that men with a teeny weanie should be able to file for disability as this should be considered a handicap imo? & DAYUM i always thought teeny weanies should get a virgin but even the v-puss is 2 small??

FAYLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLA you are the best …I YOU

and men with big dycks should be able to file as well Or get discounts or some shyt like that
kingstonn

@ Khia.
too funny…
Fayla

lmao! ain’t no menz’s nowhere near this here post
http://chokolatemilk.blogspot.com Choco aka Hippie

We need a new post REAL TALK
ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5

HEY YC the prettiest HOBURGER of the world! What you got planned for the weekend?
StillASassyOne

@Kingston
I dunno why everybody laughs at the Khia thing. LOL! Po’ thang- she just can’t win!
vero

Yall, I’m not talking about my son !! he’s doing GREAT (taking from his dad :ashamed:) Talking about my best friend’s boys.
there really should be an allowance for this ‘disability’.. or training to master other skills !
http://twitter.com/candyrayne215 spongebobfan

i miss the morning wood posts would go back to attractive men and or women
ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5

SASO.. I fux with Khia… but not when she get to talking ignorant about the other rap chicks… to me that takes away from her spotlight/shine. I feel like DO YOU… you dont have to gain recognition by tearing down the next bish. I mean isnt Jackie O, Trina and her all from the same area… GIVE me a good collabo or some shyt, just knock all that other bullshyt off, there is enough space for all of them to rep!
kingstonn

you might roll dubs, you might have g’s but fugg that nigga get on yo knees…

i can’t even lie.. that was the song back in like 6th/7th grade..
Fayla

@ Cha u more u sexay thangggg U <—- C or D cup depending on bra LOL
Yall still crazy

I, too, agree that TOO BIG & too small dacks should be taught how to work with their equipment.
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Cha, Piano recital<–that's the highlight of my weekend. Hmmmp

*cues My Neck, My Back "clean" version*
Yall still crazy

CAN WE GET A REAL WOOD POST UP IN HERE?
ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5

Sooooooo Tatted Diva… how many Tatts do you have

Fayla, your right…the even the MEN dont wanna see that despicable shyt they wont even comment

DID ANYONE WATCH THE SPELLING BEE ON ESPN YESTERDAY
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

Good Morning Family….I see ya’ll getting started early this morning!!!
http://youtu.be/5L1tr0PIx20 RatchetFree

I decide to sneak and log in at work and this is the first shat I see!! :wails:

Good afternoon everybody!! Happy Friday!!
ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5

awwwwwww shyt CHIBY..what Mildred “Patty” Baena done did now?
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

I mean isnt Jackie O, Trina and her all from the same area… GIVE me a good collabo or some shyt, just knock all that other bullshyt off, there is enough space for all of them to rep!
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Jackie O is my bitch
“My puzzi pay my bills” or whatever the words to that song was…..that’s that chit!!!
StillASassyOne

kingstonn says:

you might roll dubs, you might have g’s but fugg that nigga get on yo knees…

i can’t even lie.. that was the song back in like 6th/7th grade..

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6TH/7TH GRADE?!?!?

*sigh* I forgot you were younger than me…..6/7th for you…. 10th/11th for me.

Depressed now…
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5 says:

awwwwwww shyt CHIBY..what Mildred “Patty” Baena done did now?
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That’s Griselda Blanco…she was BAAAAADDDDD Bish back in the day!!!
ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5

Jacki O
Get Diamonds Big Old Pearls
Brand New Cars Cuz I Got My Girl
She My Best Friend She Keeps It Real
I Love My Nookie, Nookie Pay My Bills
That Juicy Juicy That Juicy Juicy
That Juicy Juicy That Juicy Juicy
Its So Pretty She So Sweet She Good Wet And Deep

Nookie Real Good That Nookie Real Good
Nookie Real Good That Nookie Real Good
That Nookie Of The Chain Go Own And Do Yo Thang
Nookie Real Good That Nookie Real Good
Yall still crazy

Hey 1/2 man, 1/2 turkey!
http://youtu.be/8A2Mfu0Yc5Q chibytex aka lil red riding hood

ChaCha aka Juicy Stack HoBurger No5 says:

Jacki O
Get Diamonds Big Old Pearls
Brand New Cars Cuz I Got My Girl
She My Best Friend She Keeps It Real
I Love My Nookie, Nookie Pay My Bills
That Juicy Juicy That Juicy Juicy
That Juicy Juicy That Juicy Juicy
Its So Pretty She So Sweet She Good Wet And Deep

Nookie Real Good That Nookie Real Good
Nookie Real Good That Nookie Real Good
That Nookie Of The Chain Go Own And Do Yo Thang
Nookie Real Good That Nookie Real Good
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YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!! That chit goes hard…Cause my NOOKIE pays ALL my bills, and my trips etc….hell yeah!!
Fayla

ladies
Yall still crazy

Hah! CHA, I just realized that that’s an azz in your gravi *snickers*
http://youtu.be/rGrqW3nx5HM kimip84

Looks like it might have potential….
mexidorean

Hi

I saw this yesterday and I had to share with my friends needless to say we had a few good laughts at this mans’s expense lol
http://gumbumper.com/ Gumbumper

Why did I just throw up at work…Gross!!!
Happy Friday Everyone.
beenaroundtheworld

I like it!
Beatrice Kiddo

I think its the perfect size.. I don’t need anything bigger than that.. U guys can have the Mandingo’s..lol..
bxjagal

as long as he knows how to work it were fine XD
jazi65

*clutches pearls & splashes vitamin water in her face
ASprwmn4theAges

Hey All!! Is that “real” or is it Memorex….I think…:no:
tesewell

Wow
Melissa

First of all, what are people doing with nude photos in their cell phones or where ever in the first place? If you don’t take nude pictures of yourself, then there’s no nude pictures for someone to hack and display for all to see. DUH!

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