Eddie Long Accuser Arrested On Drug, Gun Charges
One of the men who accused Bishop Eddie Long of sexual misconduct was arrested late Thursday in Miami on suspicion of being a drug dealer, according to the Atlanta Journal Constitution.
Jamal Parris, 24, was driving a white 2011 BMW in Miami Beach Tuesday evening when a Florida Highway Patrol officer noticed that it had no tags.
Sgt. Seth Dubinsky stopped the car. When he approached it, he smelled marijuana, he told The Atlanta Journal-Constitution Thursday.
Dubinsky searched the car and said he found 181 grams of marijuana, which is worth about $1,000 on the street. He said he also found 50 clear plastic baggies and a Taurus semiautomatic handgun. He said Parris also was carrying $1,250 in cash.
Police said the stash along with the automatic weapon was “indicative of a drug dealer.” Parris was arrested and charged with two felony counts of possession of marijuana with intent to distribute and possession of a firearm during the commission of a felony. He also was charged with operating a motor vehicle with no registration, a misdemeanor.
The BMW was towed and impounded. Parris’ passenger, Jeremy Jouvanni Gordon, 20, of Miami was also arrested on drug related charges.
Parris was apparently driving the same 2011 BMW that he bragged about buying on his Facebook page a few days after settling his lawsuit against Long and New Birth Missionary Baptist Church. Parris and three other men accused Long of plying them with cash, clothing and trips in exchange for sexual favors.
The men reportedly settled their lawsuits for around $2 million each. But, according to the terms of the structured settlement, the cash will be paid out in installments over the next 20 years.
Police say Parris was quick to demand an attorney, but not before mentioning the settlement to police.
“He kept telling me he bought that BMW with the settlement money,” Dubinsky said. Parris also told the cop he’d been accepted to Miami-Dade College. “He said, ‘you guys are getting the wrong impression of me.’”
It’s easy to see how the gun and the baggies of weed would leave the wrong impression.
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Rainbow thugs
I would suggest that these young men take some of the money they were awarded and seek counseling. They have had a very traumatic experience. When you trust your spirtual leader and they take advantage of that trust, it can be very traumatic. I am disappointed at this latest development but I have hope that he will pull himself up, leave the drugs alone, go to college and move forward with his life. If not, the money will become the worst thing that could happen to him.
Whose bright idea was it to drive w no tags. OAN watching B on GMA she rocking another onesie and those fans who were on camera :rotf:
Eddie LongStroke to the rescue…
Morning yall
“Rainbow thugs”…..
There goes a big chunk of that money he was bragging about.
Niccutry at its best.
GOOOOOOOD MOANIN FAM!
*scoots closer to Whyvonne*
Sup Gorgeous
*daps Blunt* Sup Broham
Did he not have tags or a license plate..If its tags this will get thrown out, how do you see someone doesnt have tags arent they in the front left side of the windsheild. Any Lawyer worth his salt will argue this was an illegal stop becuase you saw a black man in 2011 BMW. Stopid move on Jamal’s part but you aint sellin 1000.00 worth of weed…thats your private supply.
Wow Jamal can you really be that stupid. No tags?? Didn’t the dealership give you a temporary tag? and why are baggies in the got dang car. He would have been better off without the baggies, get a good lawyer and claim personal use- dumb kid.
Morning ya’ll! This post….smh…
All I gotta say is stupid is as stupid does! It’s sad to say that when some people get money, they do the stupidest things, that goes to show you that you can’t give certain N***A’s no money. Also this goes to show you that God don’t like ugly. Not saying God is punishing him for lying on one of God’s leaders Eddie Long because we all know he is as guilty as some of the men in prison screaming not guilty but God don’t like ugly for evil acts and evil thoughts.
can we get a
Hard Hitter says: Rainbow thugs
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bwahahahah! this niggette was all the way in a colorado walmart when fox news caught up to him before he got paid. now he flossing in miami with baggies, a gun, weed, and no tags on a brand new WHITE bmw.
#mypeoplemypeoplemypeople
Hello All. This man ain’t no criminal. He may be stupid but he ain’t no criminal. Just like racism, folks don’t know what real criminals are. They are folks that rape children then beat em to death. They are folks that kill a 71 yr old cigarette-selling Viet-nam viet in his doorway. Criminals are folks that set fire to a house killing 10 people inside. Criminals are pedophile priests. Criminals are CEOs making millions a yr doing nothing; Criminals are Wall St bankers; Criminals are the Republicans holding up job creation bills in the Senate.
Ain’t no one in the history of the world ever died from smoking pot. We can’t say that for cigarettes and alcohol, 2 legal drugs. I’m just saying. Have a great, SAFE 4th folks and KEEP HOPE ALIVE!
Hmmmm, speaking of the 4th. Wonder why we don’t have a national holiday celebrating the freeing of the slaves, the Emanicipation Proclamation, and I ain’t talking bout Juneteenth.
Jessie says:
I would suggest that these young men take some of the money they were awarded and seek counseling. They have had a very traumatic experience. When you trust your spirtual leader and they take advantage of that trust, it can be very traumatic. I am disappointed at this latest development but I have hope that he will pull himself up, leave the drugs alone, go to college and move forward with his life. If not, the money will become the worst thing that could happen to him.
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This has nothing to do with their “traumatic experience”. This has everything to do with stupid greed and bad choices. Why he need a gun? Why he selling drugs? This is his own fault!!
“rainbow thugs”
While $2M is a LOT of money, spread out over 20 yrs is approximately $100K per year, not enough to be buying luxury cars with your first check and acting like a damn fool.
Buy a house and get some theraphy.
Stupid is as stupid mf does! This fool deserves what he gets, I mean his sittin on racks on racks on racks & he didn’t have sense enuff to buy tags 4 the ride or get a rental?? u slanging weed but u just got a settlement???
um The- Rapist you know what.. nevermind
GM Lusciousness
Morning Everyone!
Ok, so now he is going to sue saying..The bishop made me do it.
What a dumb azz.
Ain’t no one in the history of the world ever died from smoking pot. We can’t say that for cigarettes and alcohol, 2 legal drugs. I’m just saying. Have a great, SAFE 4th folks and KEEP HOPE ALIVE!
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Marijuana is a mood altering drug. It delays your reaction to stimuli and couldvery well kill someone if driving under the influence.
Hey Frenchie
Gm Blunt 
FA LA LA LA LAAAAAAAA LA LA LA LAAAAAAA
Monring DOUBLE L
nevermind what SUGAR WALL
Rumor has it…Jamal was on his way to the Pork n Beans to meet his connect..Trick Daddy.
In other related news, Lebron was apparently upset that his stash of depression-removal herb was confiscated.
Lebron says, “Jamal I told you…pass, pass, pass. You know Im not going to hit it”
All this on the new episode of First 48
what a waste of boy. sigh..
HH
I dont think Jamal would last in the Poke N Beans! They seem to be pretty rough!
#first48junkie
Lucky for him the money is going to be paid out oveer the course of 20 years b/c at the rate he’s going he’s going to surely be broke.
All that money and he was carrying a Taurus? Step your firearm game up….
renegadesince1985 says:
All that money and he was carrying a Taurus? Step your firearm game up….
…………………..
He didnt want no problems. The only person he is beefing with is a toupee wearing, cami-rocking, …I cant
Sup Suga Walls
then *presses yo azz against the wall to let you know I can take you and it so don’t fluck wit me today
Good Mhornin Fayla how you doing?
*stares longingly at Rene*
You are just so dang brewtiful!
I guess he was so busy shopping that he didn’t have time to register his car. And why not buy a legal gun? Now he won’t be allowed to. And why when you know you haven’t handled the necessary paperwork are you riding around super dirty in a luxury car AND smoking the chronic while you’re at it? Clearly this young man is not very bright.
They shoulda never gave you nigras sh!t! No tags? Why? Weed? Why? I mean he could have just told the truth that he was “ballin” because of a recent settlement/scandal…..but that could mean anything “prostitutin ya balls”, “Bishop ballin’”, “free ballin”, “skee(t) ballin”….I mean he did just become an instant millionaire at the hands of a “POWER-BALL pastor”….IJS
THis is sad for many reasons but mainly because now he will be dragged through the media once again but this time for even more stupid reasons. SMH Sometimes I feel like all hope is lost, poor MLK trusted these lil n*gg*rs to do better after that speech.
LMAO @Luscious greeting!!!
@Blunt I’m good, it’s Friday so that’s always a good start
GM Rene, Kingstonn, Therapist, HH, & Errybody else
*yells* SECURTAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I guess he was so busy shopping that he didn’t have time to register his car. And why not buy a legal gun? Now he won’t be allowed to. And why when you know you haven’t handled the necessary paperwork are you riding around super dirty in a luxury car AND smoking the chronic while you’re at it? Clearly this young man is not very bright.
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GM Pryn! I see u gettin started 1st thing today
He may have told them about the settlement so that he didn’t have to worry about them trying to conviscate his car as something having bought with drug proceeds.
Furthermore, is a cop supposed to be talking to the media like that?
Fayla what’s good…
@HH what’s good is what’s goin down tonight
Fayla please make him his head hit the headboard!
I’d be forever in your debt! You dont have to do it a bunch of times just one good time!
@Suga Walls there ain’t no SECURTAY
@ Fayla yeah TGIF I’m ready for this long weekend
Fayla ..that’s what’s really good
Shout out to the females not having flow visit them this weekend!
*mouths to anyone watchin* PLEASE HELP ME…… PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Luscious Imma ride it like a jockey at the Kentucky Derby, bouncin & twirlin. I promise to get in at LEAST one good head bump 4 ya & report back Monday.
#Immatearitup
Hey Fayla and errybody!
I smell Eddie Long behind the “cop stop”! Is this one of his rocks that he said he hadn’t thrown and slid it back under that rug (he trying to pass off as an original lacefront) for safe keeping? B/c look what happened; he settled, gave them the ROOT of all evil (enormous amount of money) and is sitting back watching and waiting for them to end up broke, ran through, rundown and crawling back to him in need.
therapist1911 says:
Marijuana is a mood altering drug. It delays your reaction to stimuli and couldvery well kill someone if driving under the influence.
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Wow, and here I thought I was the only person on the planet that didn’t buy that whole weed is harmless malarky. Along with what you said, it also makes you super lazy.
Broham
say that I cannot be taken by force, sodomized or anything else of a sexual nature unless already agreed upon and you have a penus
the
@Suga Walls I ain’t gon hurt you so stop fighting and you might like it
@HH that’s EXACTLY y imma tear it up, that bish Flo done went on 2 fluck up some1 else’s sex life
Fayla I’m sure you’ll make me proud!
Did we go loook at Altimas???
The 4 doors are nice too
Bird says:
Along with what you said, it also makes you super lazy.
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and hongry…
Naw son! I don told you Brudes aint my thang but I’m sure Tatted wil be more than happy to have you push her up against the wall
prynsexxx says:
Hey Fayla and errybody!
I smell Eddie Long behind the “cop stop”! Is this one of his rocks that he said he hadn’t thrown and slid it back under that rug (he trying to pass off as an original lacefront) for safe keeping? B/c look what happened; he settled, gave them the ROOT of all evil (enormous amount of money) and is sitting back watching and waiting for them to end up broke, ran through, rundown and crawling back to him in need.
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*coughs*
brown sugar poet.
lol @ Jamal – copping the thug starter kit… baby 380, sam’s club bulk-purchase fye, a car w/no tags riding dirty, and always keeping a rack on you wherever you go…never leave home without it!
stay tune for the baller starter kit…
Fayla thank you for havin my back! You see the niccahs on here just gon let me be sodomized and chit!
Kingston is that a I’m in need of the heimlich cough?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Going tomorrow Luscious, I hope to
away with something new this weekend, I do like the 4 door Altimas though. My cuz has one & she hasn’t had a problem with hers ever. Nice on road trips too..This is my 1st time financing a car. I’ve always paid cash for mine in the past, so this is all new to me..
i see a ‘this post was edited for excessive smiley abuse’ coming up.
@ brown
i just wanted to see if you would answer. haha.
Kingston I was just checkin!
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Fayla thank you for havin my back! You see the niccahs on here just gon let me be sodomized and chit!
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you know they wanna get a go round with LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS
welp they gone be waiting til I had my fix of Suga walls
*adds grenade and/or bomb to emoticon wish list, along with a Po-Po one*
*turns on siren & pulls Blunt over* What seems to be the problem here?
Imma try this one mo gin..Hi Kingstonn, I’m Fayla, we’ve never met, how are u?
MORNING SR FAMILIA
FRIIIDAY 
Lovely Lakes!!!!
sup Mami?
bored.org
Naw son you aren’t on the list of people approved for a taste test
@Fayla
May I suggest you request back I ain’t pulling over you gon have to chase me, I got a Suga Walls in my trunk
this is too much
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
Naw son you aren’t on the list of people approved for a taste test
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Exactly.. That’s why I wasn’t asking for approval. I’m taking what I want
Another dayum fool with money.
GM peeps
oops, Fayla did i ignore you?
trust me it wasn’t on purpose.. you’ll learn my astigmatism & nearsightedness get the best of me.
@LOLITA **LIFTS UP VIP VELVET ROPE AROUND LOLITA** MAY I COME IN
MORNING 
RAPIST ALERT!!!!!!!
HEY HONEY
I CAN’T.
i
just
cant.
YALL HAVE A WONDERFUL DAY AND SAFE HOLIDAY WEEKND
@Kingstonn phew!
I’m blind as bat, thank God 4 glasses & contacts or I’d prolly be disabled 
Heyyyy OHoney
ohoney.
God dont like UGLY !!!!
Dumb aZZZZ…
Good morning Everyone…
I find the comment “Rainbow thugs” Hella
OAN: I am so ready to get off and get this extra day off at work!!! Happy 4th of July to everyone…
TIME TO PARTY!!! Lol…
*calls FBI & SVU on Blunt 4 back-up*
Kingstonnnnnnn don’t address me like that
NBA lockout, NFL lockout…so now the dudes got to watch (cant use our usual excuses) these “wives” shows….
Question – Yall do know those shows are entertainment. Aint no way the camera man can get those angles when something is about to go down without beforehand knowledge?
A lot of these chicks think that stuff is real – lmao
I remember when chicks thought Chance was cute. I was like, yall cant tell that he fruity as a pack of Starburts.
GM SunRise
I’m ready 2 get this chit crackin 2! 
Fayla please call Benson and Stabler since this will be a sex crime!
Sunrise
4 day weekends are like a guy catching multiple pecans in one session
@HH
I remember when chicks thought Chance was cute. I was like, yall cant tell that he fruity as a pack of Starburts.
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Lawd, I watched that chit 4 shyts & giggles bc him & is brister were flamin out ALL ova the place!!
Morning yall!!
Yeah I definitely think this was a setup!! His actions were stupid so he was good bait to get caught!
Should’ve been driving a FORD TAURUS with all that foolishness going on!
LOL @ rainbow thugs…
http://www.jailbase.com/en/arrested/fl-mdc/2011-06-29/jeremy-jouvanni-gordon-110045251
Luscious
U know bof a dem leavin right? 
Elliot is gonna be a cop on another show & Olivia has taken a smaller role on SVU, it WON’T be the same w/o Ben & Stab 
Ok wait…so he walked into the dealership to buy a brand new BMW and said..”I’ll take the car, but I don’t have enough for the tag” HUH? ROFL But for real, they let you drive off the lot without a tag now? WTF Ever
I know Fayla, I’ll just have to watch the reruns
Them cops know his personalized plate that say
“BMW4ASS” was on the way!
um WTF dont you get the tag from the tag agency????
maybe it’s different where you are
@HH
I think the murder rate will increase due to these lockouts.
@ ohoney
*makes a bed on the floor out of marshmallows*
Kingstonnnnnnnnnn *wipes your tears with one of my marshmallows* whats the matter hun?
Wooow what a dummy! SMH
*makes note that Fayla was the only one tryna save me from bein sodomized*
Man
Ha …Ray Lewis. He was so serious when he said it, too. Like he was trying to mind fu(k the reporter.
Good morning to all the pretty ladies.
#no greeting to ugly hoes
um Luscious…I thought that’s what they made Temporary Tags for. Maybe they don’t do that where you are.
@Man, is it that serious tho?
Good Morning all, TGIF!
I thought I’d heard some baller say that crazy chit b4
Luscious I can’t sit back & not try to protect u boo
I wubs u 
WTF I was under the impression he let the temp tag expire. You said somethin about them lettin him drive off the lot without a tag but I didnt think the dealership had anything to do with him gettin his tag
Lolita
I tried to help out a stranger before who was getting scuffed up & when I got involved the dude who was doing the scuffing told me that the other dude had pulled a burner on him…learned to mind my own business.
But if you call me, I’m there
Where Im from, they give you temp tags till the DMV issues the permanent ones. You keep the temp ones till you get your permenant ones…dont know or understand how this dummy didnt have tags
HH so you sayin you scared of Blunt?????
Let’s say Parris took his tag off while re-upping in the unsavory part of downtown Miami (hoping if ish went down he just hop on 95 north and get lost)… Somehow this ninja forgot to put them tags back up and goes to miami beach where them marked and unmarked police be on it ham
Morning Folks!!
@Hardhitter
)
Hey – Screw you! My “Aunt” came yesterday and I’m pissed because I’m heading to the beach today until Tuesday AND the 4th is my anniversary!! (SN: I feel sorry for the maid that will have to clean up the towels from our room when we’re done.
@Fayla
I LOVE Nissan. I’ve had an Infiniti and I’m now on my 3rd Altima, (had a 2005, an 2008 and now a 2011.) Car is fabulous- never gave me a problem EVER. And babay- I MISTREATED that Infiniti and that 2nd Altima, but they never stopped, stammered, grunted or hesitated. #Nissan4LIFE
(BTW: If you do get an Altima/Maxima, make sure you get the technology package with the Bose system, the colored LCD screen, Bluetooth, navi and the back-up camera! It’ll change your life!!!
)
Good Mhornin Dee1127 aka total package
XYZ that’s what I meant, maybe I read WTF’s comment wrong I just didnt see what the dealership had to do with him gettin his tag
I don’t know how he didnt have tags either. Here they give you paper tags sometimes if you’ve ordered customized plates, but even now, MOST dealerships here give you your permanent HARD plates right there atthe dealership when you buy. They just mark it with your registration and send it all to the DMV here. I’ve bought 5 cars and the dealership has ALWAYS given me my hard plates before I drove my car off the lot.
Maybe it’s different in Miami?
Dis nicca retarded riding around with no tag with reffa and a gun
@ this dumb phuk
Um Sassy
last time i bought a car was in 07 in miami and they give a temp paper tag.
Still Sas
I bet yall want let the maids in while yall just laying round in yalls birthday suits (ala Strass Kahn).
Have you ever had then come in when you were in all your full glory like, “hold on player..I aint decent yet”?
(emails LUSCIOUS a reinforced steel chastity belt with a 5 digit combination lock)
You’re welcome and sht.
@SASO
So Mr. SASO gonna be pulling bloody plugs all weekend huh?
So this dude is in jail now… eddie longin’ the rest of them???
Sasssy!! Wow, I had no idea Altimas had the all that stuff u mentioned, my cuz must have the next one up from the basic model..But uh yall got me really leaning toward that way, I’ve always liked them tho, thanks gurl
YSO MY RIB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!
so no new post. oh.
Sassy and all other women who are have visiting Aunts…
If you tell your man that your Aunt has left be truthful. If your aunt is lingering or has left reminents of her belonging in your crib..please be upfront.
I hate to touch something you think is getting good & mo!st in a hurry and later on you find out that wasnt mo!sture
And yall think you slick by getting on top first and getting yours. Then when we want to go from behind, we see the cat’s meow claiming “five”. Talking bout soo-woo. “Where they do that at”? It’s hard to stay concrete when your mind is thinking about the red sea. She got me
#teamnissan
but ion have all them fancy trimmings on mine
@Brown
I’m sorry! I love you <—– *sigh-language*
@Hard-Hitter
I've had the maids walk in on me once…and I aint skip a beat either.
@Yso
I'm so mad that you remember that!! But yes, he'll be pulling plugs this weekend, won't he?! And I'm sure he'll do it like this: 
@Fayla
<—— me
Yeah- Altima's are HOOKED! I love mine! I be so happy when people get in my car so I can throw it in reverse and see them go: "Ohhhhh!! Dammit- you can see behind you."
C-Wifeeey!!!! *takes off ur shoes & massages ur feets*
How u my love
LMAO @ Beysian YSo hey guhl
Oh damn- Smiley overload. Don’t ban me Sandra (again), please!! I ain’t even realize I had used that many!
@Candi
You’re back!!!
Ahhhh!!!!!!
sassy! i’m here today at least. bored than a mug u hear me?! ready to be out this bytch.
ooooh is that a new smiley? its so whimsical! i imagine us doing this in a field of daisies!
@Sassy u know how to slow that bish Flo down dont cha?
@HardHitter
My man has a calendar on his Ipad that tracks my period so he knows when it’s coming (and leaving) before I do. Ain’t nothing for himt obe surprised with. He’s been parting the Red Sea for 7 years now…I doubt he’ll stop now.
@Candi
Yeo- you’re part of the Altima crew too! but you got the cool 2-door! Tell Fayla about it! I love the way it looks!!
And I just realized that this —–>
is Celie and Nettie in “The Color Purple.” Note the big blue bow.
@SASO
My memory is selective but I ain’t never gonna forget that.
FAYLA!!
Have you seen the way and the light yet, my child?
Looks like today is gonna be SLLLOOOOWWWW on SR.com… Morning everyone, I’m at work and wish I was off today
#saynottotheredsea
@Candi
I’m ready to go too. I’m just WAITING on that “59 minute Early Leave” announcement. I wish they’d hurry the f**k up with it though…
the 2 door is almost as sexy as i am #humble
i ain’t get nothin fancy cause i ain’t even want another car or car payment
my doctor just gave me pills to MAKE me have mine. bytch
Wait, I haven’t used this one yet:
But where’s the one for :poledance:
@Fayla
Baths used to slow mine down completely. I ain’t worried though. The worst of it will be over before I even take my panties off the first time….tomorrow night.
shiiid forget 59 min. i’m out this bytch after lunch. supervisor ain’t here. and she said we could leave early. she ain’t specify how early. i’m going to use my own discretion
@Candi
Why you need pills to MAKE you have it?! I’m on BC pills (for obvious reasons) and because mine came too damn often! Get off them pills, I’ll get off mine and you can have my extra “cycles.” I’m more than happy to share.
fuggin
bc Mr Sassy got a app to track Flo & the mf Celie emoticon!!
YSo, not totally, but that lil vid Sandy posted was nice..still not a baweaver tho :/
lol i’ll have to let u know via email or something
but she still ain’t tell nobody how to slow it doe
CANDI!!
Can you see my new halo? This one isn’t made from tinfoil; it’s made from golden hairs plucked directly from the Queen’s most sacred lacefronts.
Hard Hitter says:
Sassy and all other women who are have visiting Aunts…
If you tell your man that your Aunt has left be truthful. If your aunt is lingering or has left reminents of her belonging in your crib..please be upfront.
I hate to touch something you think is getting good & mo!st in a hurry and later on you find out that wasnt mo!sture
And yall think you slick by getting on top first and getting yours. Then when we want to go from behind, we see the cat’s meow claiming “five”. Talking bout soo-woo. “Where they do that at”? It’s hard to stay concrete when your mind is thinking about the red sea. She got me
yso
i see it illuminated faintly in the distance as humming birds surround u and flutter the beat to bey’s ‘halo’
Sassy
If you know you parting the Red Sea, it’s cool (and your mind is preparded to handle your biz) but if Hawaiian Punch is a secret… #youcouldoftoldme
However, let me qualify, one monkey dont stop no show…so we keep beating
@Candi
Tell your supv to “give me free (early” too, please!!
@Candi
Okay – hit me on my “video phone.”
*does TVhead tribute dance with Yso as a gift to our “Beysus”*
DAMMIT! MY GENERAL IS HERE SO THE EARLIEST WE GON LEAVE IS 59 MINUTES! SON OF A BYTCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
luscious where are you from?
@FAYLA
That vid really was nice. And I don’t have anything against Beyonce. I just like fcking with her hardcore stans cause it pleases me to do so. And it’s just so damn easy.
@CANDI
I knew you would.
(fluffs your angel wings just the way you like them)
@ Candi
Since you all can use discretion when leaving…has anybody bucked, yet…”lk I’ll see yall next week” (george jefferson walks out the office)
well its only 3 of us in this section (i’m here temporarily) and the other dude is leaving at 12 so that’s when i’ll leave. i mean its the least we could do for our country
chocalatecity29 says:
luscious where are you from?
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Um that depends on who’s askin and why… where you from?????
Lolita:
Not scared but I think you should take B1unt’s aggressive advances as a compliment and “no”, the same cannot be said about the scenario reversed with two males…
HH I’ll pass on Broham’s advances!
I prefer to be takin by force from men
Well what works for me to stop it is a long bath as Sassy mentioned, AND 800 mg of ibuprofen, works like a mf champ
YSo I figured as much (u right though, as some of them will be buried with a Bey poster and CD)
I’m out this bish in about 13 mins
@HH
So it’s okay for a woman to threaten to take the pssy of another woman but not for a man to threaten to take another man’s bussy?
How does that work exactly?
No new post
YSO did you say “bussy”
Chocolate I’m in OKC
NO NEW POST??
SO AUNTIE DONE TOOK OFF EARLY!! 
Bussy???
*looking around for Blunt*
*whispers* taking 5 bc pills stops Aunt Flo within hours. The next day take two, and so on.
Happy Friday All!
On Topic: All this fool needs is his Wrap Career. Shatt, with the above charges, he’ll be a platinum selling fool in no time
@OHONEY & FAYLA
What? Is it mussy, not bussy?
I never know which is the correct term. I bet MEAN or MAN could tell me.
FAY FAY!!!
i had to leave for a min but i do acknowledge thee
Candi
Yeah it’s hard to disappear when its only 3 of you.
Your comment about serving the country made the joke of a comedian about B!ll Cl!nton (how ladies can serve the county) come to my head #nopunintended
Yso:
It’s a stange dichotomy. Given the playful scissoring chatter (lighthearted) among the ladies… the effect is diminished. Now if the dudes were on here with similar convos… then… #title9
I LOVE YOU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!
lets dance!
<~~~~ isnt this the prettiest thing you've ever seen!
All this twirling is making me dizzy
Frenchie
Here Honey
Hard Hitter says:
Yso:
It’s a stange dichotomy. Given the playful scissoring chatter (lighthearted) among the ladies… the effect is diminished. Now if the dudes were on here with similar convos… then… #title9
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Awesome!!!
Yall sup guhl
Frenchi!! sup Ms. Pretty?
SUGA WALLS HOW MANY TIMES I GOTTA SAY IT “YOU DON’T HAVE A CHOICE”
BROHAM AIN’T LETTING NO MONKEYS STOP THE SHOW
HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE!!! LETS DANCE
SON what up
CANDDDIIIIIIIII my bff I missed you so much that I got another tatt that says “CANDI ROCKS NY ALL DAY EVERYDAY”
YSOOOO my girl
praise Beysus I cant
Brown
it does make things a lil better 
<<<<< just because I've never used it
@HH
Interesting…Dudes definitely don’t “play gay” like that cause they could never get away with. Hell of a double standard, that.
BROHAM
I’M GON PUT THIS NICELY!
I DO NOT CARE TO BE SODOMIZED, RAPED OR ANYTHING OF A SEXUAL NATURE FROM BRUDES!
BRUDES ARE NOT AND I REPEAT NOT MY TYPE!
I FEEL BAD THAT I HAVE TURNED YOU ON IN SOME TYPE OF WAY BUT………GET OVER IT
:dance2:
test
HARLEM!!
My souls is finally saved! Let us rejoice.
Morning Brown, YSo, OHoney, Harlem, Frenchie, Yall, CFree, CANDI, FeFe, Lakes, Sassy, Jim, Bob, Jim Bob……..
Awesome can you please save from being sodomized from Blunt
@Awesome, I mean we r gonna do it pretty big, deer burgers (OMG double ground & soo tender), steaks, chicken the whole 9. Imma get my fat girl steeze on this weekend
Blunt, you go over there, on a time-out —>
Yo Jawn *headnod up once*
Frenchie, she’s probably sleeping getting her rest for the long ride
Fayla, let’s dance
Fayla it’s 2 dance without the spaces
*whispers* Fay, reverse your # and put in at the beginning. You’ll be dancing in no time!
YSO
Some Double standards are needed… no men in female lockerooms
samYELL
: 2dance : <~~~~~~~~ like that fa la la la
and fayla i told you take loestrin a bish dont get hers taking it
FRENCHI BISH YOU BETTER ANSWER MY EMAIL!
YSOOOO
you slay me all thee time. I lubs you for it 
AWESOME top of the afternoon to ya (well in 15 mins)
OHONNNEYYY how goes it?
AWESOME!!
Can I get a burger, well done if you please.
*notices that Miss H has ignored all dis*
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And lace ruffley socks with patent leather mary janes!
Let Chiquita speak
sugamami!!!!!!!!!
i didnt know sowwwy! *logs on to my email*
@HH
True. Not everything is supposed to be fair and equal.
But I don’t believe there should be women in men locker rooms either. All that raging testosterone…And the guys are just as bad.
who’s chiquita and
is up
awesome c’mere
@HARLEM
I lubs you too. Especially when your
hand isn’t itchy. 
*throws a raw rump roast with 19 rufees in it at her* That should buy you some time Brown
My girl’s fam always has a bbq competition on the 4th. They get a trophy and everything, pick random folks walking to come taste from usually about 5/6 grillers. I’m working in conjunction with her pappy. Bought a big smoker last year and everything, 3 different sauces, and some secret recipe rubs. If we win her pappy’ll accept the trophy but I’m cool with being Pippen if we get that ring.
I was stuck in the elevator at work, y ya’ll ain’t come help me?
BROWN
I was quietly staying out of the way from the advances coming your way 
FRENCH hello
Awesome i love you!
Yso
You see what happened last year with the spanish reporter in the Jets lockeroom. Besides, do women (this scenario does not apply to same$ex relationships) really want to hold doors for men and pull out chairs for Jerome. Do we want women driving Waste Management trucks or being on the frontline of the infantry?
However, the lingeri (Wanda voice) football league is all good, though!
Honey I was being sodomized so I was unavailable!
Funny Miss H real funny!
@OHONEY
I’m sorry but that just tickled the hell outta me. I’ll comfort you when I can stop laughing, I promise.
@HH
That’s exactly what I was thinking of when I typed that.
And some women claim that that is indeed what they want. Many of those women are liars.
on topic… in my best Juvie voice “actin like a nigga who aint neva had $hit”…
off topic… im diggin the ring around the rosey emoticon
~~~~> me and all the late night lurkers
I know yall on here …
2011 BMW? Spending that lawsuit $$$ already I see…