Kelly Rowland Covers Vibe Magazine

Kelly Rowland’s CD, Here I Am, is in stores today, and the sexy siren covers the August/September issue of Vibe magazine! Inside, she discusses spicing up her sensual side by visiting sex shops, and and her split from her former manager, Beyonce’s father Mathew Knowles.

When you walked away from that last meeting with Mathew, did you feel an “exhale” moment?
I did, but I also felt like, ‘Oh my God, what have I done?!’ I stayed in the house for two days. I was sad. It was like a funeral. I had to deaden that situation in order to start fresh. That’s a very long time to have the same manager and the same label.

What about your personal relationship with Mathew Knowles. Do you still talk to him?
Mathew sent me flowers for my birthday!

But do you talk to him?
It’s… I respect him above anything.

Speaking of this road we’re going on… Let’s talk about the song “Motivation.” I have to admit, the song went completely over my head. I thought you were talking about working out.
[Laughs] No, honey.

When you heard the song, did you think, This may be too racy for my image?
Not at all. Every woman knows what that feels like—hopefully. But everyone doesn’t expect Kelly to sing about it. This is true. But I just loved the song so much. And yes, I can relate to it. I came into my sexuality while I was recording this album. I can walk into a sex shop now and not worry about what people would say if they saw me in there.

You really do that? Go to sex shops?
Yeah! With friends on the low. I go at the right time. Nighttime. 1 a.m. The really good ones are open that late.

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322 Responses to “Kelly Rowland Covers Vibe Magazine”

  1. 1

    Speaking of this road we’re going on… Let’s talk about the song “Motivation.” I have to admit, the song went completely over my head. I thought you were talking about working out.
    [Laughs] No, honey.

    Lightweight JAB :coffee: …….and daughters and fathers make up to break up all the time..why is that news :no:


  2. 2
    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    Boooooo…. :newpost:


  3. 3
    chibytex says:

    Kelly, why, Kelly why????

    Do you think all this is gonna help you album sell?


  4. 4
    KDub says:

    What about your personal relationship with Mathew Knowles. Do you still talk to him?
    —————————————————–
    What did they expect from this answer…

    “Of course I do…he ill my pappy????” Come on now….


  5. 5
    howmanylicks_07 says:

    Damn, I wish @ Man wasnt :ban: I could just imagine what he would say. LOL! Love you though Kells


  6. 6
    Eb says:

    :mad: that effing wig on the top of her head


  7. 7

    My BROTHER IS BANNED :blink: When did this happen…I thought I just saw him :shrug: What his bad azz do now ?


  8. 8

    EB
    I too hate those damn wigs! She could look sooo much better


  9. 9
    chibytex says:

    Not at all. Every woman knows what that feels like—hopefully. But everyone doesn’t expect Kelly to sing about it. This is true. But I just loved the song so much. And yes, I can relate to it. I came into my sexuality while I was recording this album. I can walk into a sex shop now and not worry about what people would say if they saw me in there.
    __________________
    Bish you is 30 years old…and you just NOW getting in touch with sexuality….Kelly STOP!! Please…


  10. 10
    Eb says:

    Kelly looks uncomfortable, like a pedophile is taking her picture


  11. 11

    Cha
    unfortunately he isn’t banned


  12. 12
    Ty says:

    howmanylicks_07 says:

    Damn, I wish @ Man wasnt I could just imagine what he would say. LOL! Love you though Kells
    _________________________________________________________________________
    Man was in here earlier. I think he is just salty that Auntie is treating him like the freckled step child


  13. 13

    Chi I had just turned 30 before I really started gettin in touch with mine


  14. 14
    Eb says:

    @ lucious the wig looks like someone dumped oil on her head :mad:


  15. 15

    I’ll be darned but Im really starting to see what @MAN is saying about her face – How come they don’t teach some ANTM tips to minimize the length in her chin.


  16. 16
    chibytex says:

    Eb says:

    Kelly looks uncomfortable, like a pedophile is taking her picture
    ______________________________________________
    :yes: she is pulling a Keri Hilson….she just forcing and trying way too hard…


  17. 17

    EB I just dont understand it! She needs better people around her!


  18. 18
    Ty says:

    chibytex says:

    Not at all. Every woman knows what that feels like—hopefully. But everyone doesn’t expect Kelly to sing about it. This is true. But I just loved the song so much. And yes, I can relate to it. I came into my sexuality while I was recording this album. I can walk into a sex shop now and not worry about what people would say if they saw me in there.
    __________________
    Bish you is 30 years old…and you just NOW getting in touch with sexuality….Kelly STOP!! Please…
    ________________________________________________________________________

    And the goody store :pacifier:


  19. 19
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    KELLY :yawn: ON MORE IMPORTANT NEWS @MAN GOT BANNED WHY?? WHAT HE DO? :crying: WHO GOING TO BE THA AZZ WIPE NOW!! THE EMPTY FEELING!! :crying:


  20. 20
    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    & ONE MORE TIME – Booooooooo :newpost:


  21. 21
    KDub says:

    So are we supposed to pay attention to the fact that she is topless…so it will take away from that shiny azz beauty supply store clearance wig?

    *That wig is the SAME one my aunt prolly got on RAT NOW…its called Dallas Girl by Freetress..Google that ish and tell me it is not the same.


  22. 22
    ELove says:

    FAKE Hair, FAKE Nose and FAKE Boobies… And THIS is considered Black Beauty NOWADAYS Huh (Terribly TRAGIC on Soooo MANY Levels) :coffee:


  23. 23
    datsmdubya2u says:

    @Eb

    that effing wig on the top of her head
    ———————

    Wigs and weaves were better in the 80s and 90s when people didn’t want anyone to know they were wearing one.


  24. 24
    Dawn Sheen says:

    People we never saw nude, semi-nude, naked, on the cover of anything but are successful:

    1. Aretha Franklin

    2. Sade

    3. Earth, Wind or Fire

    4. Luther

    5. Billie Holiday

    6. Holiday Heart

    7. Me… (unless u seent my twitter and well my account was hacked)


  25. 25
    chibytex says:

    Lolita
    I just dont believe her…it sounds like she finally “found” herself once she start recording this album…apparently her whole fukking life changed when seh started recording this album… :coffee:


  26. 26
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    WERE ERBODY AT?
    @CHOCO :kiss: IM :ashamed: TO SAY I SEE IT TOO NOW!


  27. 27
    Dawn Sheen says:

    datsmdubya2u says:

    @Eb

    that effing wig on the top of her head
    ———————

    Wigs and weaves were better in the 80s and 90s when people didn’t want anyone to know they were wearing one.

    Now they all look like Fune wigs or funeral wigs for u uppity folk


  28. 28
    LovesLove85 says:

    Like Kelly-Hate the wig… It sucks balls..


  29. 29
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    SHE IS DEFINETLY TRYING TO HARD MIX BETWEEN KERI AND RIRI LIKE FO REAL DO KELLY NOT WATS HOT RIGHT NOW BECAUSE U WILL BE GONE WEN ITS NOT HOT NO MORE… BUT THEN AGAIN SHE SHOULD BE USED TO IT…


  30. 30

    Oh ok Chi i see what you’re sayin


  31. 31
    chibytex says:

    *That wig is the SAME one my aunt prolly got on RAT NOW…its called Dallas Girl by Freetress..Google that ish and tell me it is not the same.
    ___________________
    wh do it have to be called Dallas Girl…why, why, why… :hahaha:
    but when I was in Dallas in April…it did seem like ALL the Dallas girls was rocking this hairstyle… smh


  32. 32

    Choco aka Hippie says:

    I’ll be darned but Im really starting to see what @MAN is saying about her face – How come they don’t teach some ANTM tips to minimize the length in her chin.

    I dont like her open mouth look …but otherwise I stil think she is gorgeous!

    LAKERLOSA my favorite spicy bish :hug:


  33. 33
    datsmdubya2u says:

    If you buy a cheap wig that looks shiny aren’t u suppose to do something to it before slapping that plastic mess on your head? Aren’t you suppose to put vinegar or something on it so it won’t look so fake?


  34. 34
    KDub says:

    6. Holiday Heart
    ——————————————
    Go to hail. For Holiday Heart. I was reading that list like it was real folks.

    Just dayum it GIT. >>>>>


  35. 35

    there’s a lady here who wears cheap ass wigs and they have that “old woman wig” smell
    and she prances around like she is the shyt and that shyt stinks!


  36. 36

    chibytex says:

    Lolita
    I just dont believe her…it sounds like she finally “found” herself once she start recording this album…apparently her whole fukking life changed when seh started recording this album…

    She may be telling the truth…. I never believed she was sexy in Destiny Child…. She is a cornball. I still dont believe she has any confidence about herself :nono:


  37. 37
    Zoe B. says:

    *That wig is the SAME one my aunt prolly got on RAT NOW…its called Dallas Girl by Freetress..Google that ish and tell me it is not the same.
    ———————-
    I googled it :rofl: It’s $19.99 :dead: I hate you omg I can’t stop laughing


  38. 38
    Dawn Sheen says:

    KDub says:

    6. Holiday Heart
    ——————————————
    Go to hail. For Holiday Heart. I was reading that list like it was real folks.

    Just dayum it GIT. >>>>>

    i SWEAR 4 GOD I try to be sincere it don’t never work


  39. 39
    LovesLove85 says:

    @Dawn
    6. Holiday Heart

    7. Me… (unless u seent my twitter and well my account was hacked)
    —————————————————————
    :lol: You are too much!!


  40. 40

    datsmdubya2u says:

    If you buy a cheap wig that looks shiny aren’t u suppose to do something to it before slapping that plastic mess on your head? Aren’t you suppose to put vinegar or something on it so it won’t look so fake?

    :hahaha: I HAVE NEVA HEARD OF THAT IN MY LIFE ON EARTH :rofl:


  41. 41
    renegadesince1985 says:

    Dear Kelly,

    You were fierce with short hair…

    #teamshorthair :cheer:


  42. 42
    KDub says:

    @Chiby I remma when she got it when she was here a few weeks back. That bish was in the clearance bin. $19.99. Only remma it cause it WAS called Dallas Girl…and the aunt I am tambout used to live in Dallas! She got a kick out of it.


  43. 43

    *goes back to look for Dawn’a nude pics on twitter*


  44. 44
    datsmdubya2u says:

    @chi

    I was in Dallas in April…it did seem like ALL the Dallas girls was rocking this hairstyle… smh

    —————–

    That’s us all right…DFW metroplex. Home of the wig made out of recycled roofing material. Shiny and black as tar. also home of the neck rash and forehead break out.


  45. 45
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @CHAACHIZLE MI AMOR :hump: HOW U BEEN HOLD ME :pacifier:


  46. 46
    howmanylicks_07 says:

    Cool, I didnt see him post on the Captian Plastic Hoe post so I thought he was.


  47. 47
    chibytex says:

    She is a cornball. I still dont believe she has any confidence about herself
    _______________
    I blame Matthew Knowles for this some kinda way :coffee:


  48. 48

    @SANDRA

    Can you please tell me if a certain horse faced woman is “friends of the blog” so I can speak my mind freely?
    :coffee:


  49. 49

    howmanylicks_07 says:

    Damn, I wish @ Man wasnt I could just imagine what he would say. LOL! Love you though Kells

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    Cha
    unfortunately he isn’t banned

    WHATS THE DAMN STORY THEN …Why is people making up shyt :cuss:


  50. 50
    KDub says:

    OMG @Zoe B…..the bish is $19.99 online TOOOOOOOOO….I cain’t BREEVE.

    :dead:


  51. 51
    DMisses says:

    Did she have to be half naked tho? #ijs


  52. 52

    Is her mole on the opposite side of what it usually is????


  53. 53

    Is her mole on the opposite side of what it usually is????


  54. 54
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @MAN I THOUGHT U WAS BANNED AZZ WIPE :boobs: <<WELCOME BACK


  55. 55

    :waves: @ Lakes

    I just think this photo has been done over redone done to much done again :rolleyes:


  56. 56
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @LOLITA DAM U :pc: IF IT IS IM DONE FOR THE FUKN DAY!!


  57. 57
    Ty says:

    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    there’s a lady here who wears cheap ass wigs and they have that “old woman wig” smell
    and she prances around like she is the shyt and that shyt stinks!
    _________________________________________________________________________
    Does it smell like mothballs :think:


  58. 58

    chibytex says:

    She is a cornball. I still dont believe she has any confidence about herself
    _______________
    I blame Matthew Knowles for this some kinda way

    I dont… I think she can be free sometimes, but she seems like the kinda person that is overlyapologetic. Like she will speak her mind, and then immediately apologize in case it hurts your feelings. I bet they had to coerce her in to taking the semi nude pictures. I understand that she is maintaining a certain level of classy but I mean if you gonna do it DO IT WAY BIG…IMO :shrug:


  59. 59
    datsmdubya2u says:

    @ CHA CHA

    CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed says:

    datsmdubya2u says:

    If you buy a cheap wig that looks shiny aren’t u suppose to do something to it before slapping that plastic mess on your head? Aren’t you suppose to put vinegar or something on it so it won’t look so fake?

    :hahaha: I HAVE NEVA HEARD OF THAT IN MY LIFE ON EARTH :rofl:
    ————————-

    I’m serious somebody told me that when i was talking about how fake wigs look these days. I think they said it would take some of the shine off.


  60. 60
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @LOLITA IDK SHE DONT EVEN GOT A DAM MOLE IN OTHER PICS :shrug:
    @CHOCO YEAH LIKE IF U ORIGINAL BRING SOMETHIGN NEW THIS SEX CHIT IS GETTING OLD!! QUICK!


  61. 61
    DMisses says:

    The internet has killed magazine sales, they’re so desperate that now every woman on the covers are half naked…and I’m still not buying.


  62. 62

    Sandra said she would ban me if I told the truth made improper remarks about an “alleged” member of this blog.

    This person used to be famous but shall remain nameless.
    :coffee:


  63. 63
    Dawn Sheen says:

    LovesLove85 says:

    @Dawn
    6. Holiday Heart

    7. Me… (unless u seent my twitter and well my account was hacked)
    —————————————————————
    You are too much!!

    sOMEBODY SAID MY NIPPLE IS ON TWITTER. I bet my Kelly Roland greatest hits cd it isn’t


  64. 64
    SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME says:

    So she don’t own no clothes no mo? Every shot I see of her promoting this album she nekkid as hell.


  65. 65

    TY
    It’s worse than mothballs! Ion know why in hell you dont wash that damn thang, send it to the wig cleaners, put it in the dishwasher or somethin! I’ve been seein this chick for 6 months and it’s the same damn wig


  66. 66

    *Holds LakerLosa like a small toddler on my hip
    I wonder if she would’ve been comfortable with that pose sans the breast implants :shrug:


  67. 67
    Dawn Sheen says:

    DMisses says:

    The internet has killed magazine sales, they’re so desperate that now every woman on the covers are half naked…and I’m still not buying.


    yes, but will u vote for me for president of SR? I pormise to wear outfits from DA Brats frumpy lesbians & co line


  68. 68
    Ty says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @SANDRA

    Can you please tell me if a certain horse faced woman is “friends of the blog” so I can speak my mind freely?
    _________________________________________________________________________
    :rofl: Dont start Man..and don’t talk about the baby horses either!


  69. 69
    DMisses says:

    Dawn Sheen sure hun!


  70. 70
    datsmdubya2u says:

    @lushious

    It’s worse than mothballs! Ion know why in hell you dont wash that damn thang, send it to the wig cleaners, put it in the dishwasher or somethin! I’ve been seein this chick for 6 months and it’s the same damn wig

    —————

    In this heat? That’s gotta be a terrible smell. I’d hate to see the condition of her scalp.


  71. 71

    SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME says:

    So she don’t own no clothes no mo? Every shot I see of her promoting this album she nekkid as hell.

    So you aint buuying what she saling :shrug:


  72. 72
    Dawn Sheen says:

    SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME says:

    So she don’t own no clothes no mo? Every shot I see of her promoting this album she nekkid as hell.

    When all else fails go nude…

    1. Rhianna

    2. Kelly
    3. Ciara
    4. Wilson Picket


  73. 73
    Ms. Everything says:

    :cosign: @Rene

    She looked so much better with her short cuts, long hair (especially when it’s compliments of a cheap tacky wig) is not for everybody

    :rofl: @Man

    :offtopic: kinda… has anybody bought/heard her cd yet? Motivation didn’t do anything for me so I don’t really have an interest in listening until I hear it’s worth it


  74. 74
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    @MAN SO U DONT SEE A BISH SAYING HI TO UR FUKN AZZ RIGHT? :coffee: “ALLEGED” :think:


  75. 75
    Dawn Sheen says:

    Brown stop looking at my camp pain photos


  76. 76
    Dawn Sheen says:

    Ms. Everything says:

    She looked so much better with her short cuts, long hair (especially when
    kinda… has anybody bought/heard her cd yet? Motivation didn’t do anything for me so I don’t really have an interest in listening until I hear it’s worth it

    —-

    No but I did finish my Sandra Rose essay and I saved 200 on car insurance with Geico


  77. 77
    !*LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    SO PEOPLE WAS GIVING HER PROPS FOR THE EBT AWARDS HOW SHE WAS SEXY AND DRESSD WHAT ABOUT NOW!! :shrug:


  78. 78

    Laker in the last Kelly post it the mole was on the other side, maybe it’s the camera


  79. 79

    I can’t WAIT for Sandra to turn on this mare and stop trying to tell us she’s “talented” :rofl: and “beautiful” :no:

    …just because she wants to sleep with *ahem* hates Beyonce!


  80. 80
    Ms. Everything says:

    :rofl: :rofl: @Dawn


  81. 81

    @LAKE

    My bad. Tryin to do too much at once!
    :kiss: <<<to your nipples!


  82. 82

    Dawn Sheen says:

    DMisses says:

    The internet has killed magazine sales, they’re so desperate that now every woman on the covers are half naked…and I’m still not buying.


    yes, but will u vote for me for president of SR? I pormise to wear outfits from DA Brats frumpy lesbians & co line

    *working diligently on your floor length orange and white bandana inaugaration ball gown with the azz cheeks out for payment options :lol:


  83. 83
    SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME says:

    She. Is. Not. Sexy. IMO. It’s kinda like when Robin Givens opened up her trenchcoat in Boomerang. No bueno. She would be the girl that you both know likes you but you’re not into her so she proceeds to hook you up with all her friends and lives vicariously through them.


  84. 84
    laykeya says:

    I like Kelly but damn, she just ain’t got it. I’m rooting for ya girl! But I just don’t think it’s gonna happen. :(


  85. 85

    *LaKErCHiC@*! says:

    SO PEOPLE WAS GIVING HER PROPS FOR THE EBT AWARDS HOW SHE WAS SEXY AND DRESSD WHAT ABOUT NOW!!

    NOW…well, now apparently she didnt get the repsonse she was looking for so now she is PULLING OUT ALL THE STOPS and busting it open left and right :shrug: I actually gave her a standing ovay for attempting sexy fully clothed :yes:


  86. 86
    Dawn Sheen says:

    CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed says:


    yes, but will u vote for me for president of SR? I pormise to wear outfits from DA Brats frumpy lesbians & co line

    *working diligently on your floor length orange and white bandana inaugaration ball gown with the azz cheeks out for payment options

    I am a woman of class (think Lisa Raye, all of the BBW and Kelly’s wigs) I perfer my gown be made off 100% burlap sack… I want to feel like Kizzy Reynolds…


  87. 87
    Jay Bee says:

    I wonder wat posesses the mind to say its ok to pose naked on this cover.. i know they say sex sells, and clothes sell as well.. AND yes there are ways around it


  88. 88
    PAHairston says:

    Hello All. I’m losing all respect for Kelly. She seems so desperate. And she paid for those small-ass tits? Yeah, she’s desperate!


  89. 89
    West Coast Chick says:

    :mad: I HATE @ Man I just dont care!.. he got me thinking Kelly looks like a camel.. she was fine before he started that crap :shrugs:


  90. 90
    chibytex says:

    @Chiby I remma when she got it when she was here a few weeks back. That bish was in the clearance bin. $19.99. Only remma it cause it WAS called Dallas Girl…and the aunt I am tambout used to live in Dallas! She got a kick out of it.
    ________________
    Just had my phone interview and it went really well…
    Please :pray: Lord let me get this job….


  91. 91
    YSoSerious says:

    @DAWN

    You got my full support in your run for president of SRLand but I’m a need you to stop typing mkay? :dead:

    As for Kelly, I still thinks she’s gorgeous, but her bottom lip is beginning to irk the hell outta me. She needs to take only closed mouth pics from now on. And start wearing clothes again. Please and thanks.


  92. 92

    LAYHOBURGER ………….GIRL *smacks you on the azz :hug:


  93. 93
    chibytex says:

    just because she wants to sleep with *ahem* hates Beyonce!
    _________________
    LOL!!!! :rofl:


  94. 94

    @SAM
    “She. Is. Not. Sexy. IMO.”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    :no:
    …AT ALL


  95. 95
    Bird says:

    howmanylicks_07 says:

    Damn, I wish @ Man wasnt :ban: I could just imagine what he would say. LOL!
    *************************************

    :cuss:

    How you gonna be like dat Sandra? I see you also got rid of his favorite emoticon, that disgusting jack off one which I was going to use in his honor. I hope you let him back soon. That boy keep me in stitches.


  96. 96
    West Coast Chick says:

    Jay Bee says:

    I wonder wat posesses the mind to say its ok to pose naked on this cover.. i know they say sex sells, and clothes sell as well.. AND yes there are ways around it

    ________________________

    maybe she felt that her tittles would be more appealing than her album :shrugs:


  97. 97

    @WEST COAST
    ” I HATE @ Man I just dont care!.. he got me thinking Kelly looks like a camel.. she was fine before he started that crap”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    I know she had hoofs surgically removed! She ALWAYS been the ugliest member of Destiny’s Child. Even when they had like 15 members and chit.


  98. 98
    Ty says:

    chibytex says:

    @Chiby I remma when she got it when she was here a few weeks back. That bish was in the clearance bin. $19.99. Only remma it cause it WAS called Dallas Girl…and the aunt I am tambout used to live in Dallas! She got a kick out of it.
    ________________
    Just had my phone interview and it went really well…
    Please Lord let me get this job
    _________________________________________________________________________

    Claim Chi and continue to pray on it!

    @ Dawn…What is your campaign slogan for SR…Backpack… backpack?!?!?! :rofl:


  99. 99
    West Coast Chick says:

    titties ::tittays:


  100. 100

    @BIRD

    Sandra ain’t banned me yet.

    :jack: <<<<JUST FOR YOU!


  101. 101
    Bird says:

    Anywho, she is nude for no reason in that pic. It’s not particularly sexy and her hair is not on point. Either way, I’m gonna support her and pic up the CD today while getting Isley’s for Big Daddy’s birthday.


  102. 102

    100% burlap sack :wtf:

    YSOLO BOLO *sits on your lap and fixes your locs in to Kellys Dallas Girl Wig the drawstring ponytail version *shows you a mirror … GIRL YOU LOOK SO CAYUTE

    annnnnnnnnnnnnnd look at my comment # 32 :yes:


  103. 103
    Ty says:

    *correction* Claim it Chi and continue to pray on it


  104. 104
    ELove says:

    @AWESOME
    And HER Nakedness isn’t REMOTELY Appealing (At All EITHER…) :nono:

    HOTT Cha Cha
    Dawn was My favorite but Latavia was the ONE I wanted TO BONE !!! And Speaking of BONE-ING Baby (Ahhh You GOTS My Ho-Burger READY…) :coffee:


  105. 105

    Cute pic Cha Cha
    I see the biddies bout to spill out
    #boobage


  106. 106
    West Coast Chick says:

    @ Man … :no: you aint right… but its sooooo true :rofl:


  107. 107
    vjackson says:

    Dawn Sheen says:

    When all else fails go nude…

    1. Rhianna

    2. Kelly
    3. Ciara
    4. Wilson Picket
    ———————————————————————-

    You left Jant Jackson off your list. As much as I love her, there was a point when Miss Janet’s clothes refused to stay on. At least she’s grown out of that…at 45.


  108. 108

    chibytex says:
    Just had my phone interview and it went really well…
    Please Lord let me get this job….

    Claim it and believe it….and you shall recieve it! :cheer: FAY FAY if your lurking…That was for you too :cheer:


  109. 109
    datsmdubya2u says:

    @ CHI

    Just had my phone interview and it went really well…
    Please :pray: Lord let me get this job….
    ——————

    The job is yours.


  110. 110
    laykeya says:

    Chacha :hug: and where have you been maam?!


  111. 111
    Bird says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @BIRD

    Sandra ain’t banned me yet.

    :jack: <<<<JUST FOR YOU!
    ****************************

    Oh there you go you nasty dog you. :peace: :clap: :nana:


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    chibytex says:

    Thanks Ty….
    Everything is in devine order….


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    YSoSerious says:

    CHA!! :hugs:

    Are my locs now as flammable as that Barbie special on top of Kelly’s head? :nono: I wish she would go back to her short style…

    I see your #32…We are back on the same wavelength again…Praise Beyonce. ;)


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    chibytex says:

    And thanks Cha Cha….it seems like everything is starting to fall into place!!!


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    ELove says:
    HOTT Cha Cha
    Dawn was My favorite but Latavia was the ONE I wanted TO BONE !!! And Speaking of BONE-ING Baby (Ahhh You GOTS My Ho-Burger READY…)

    OF COURSE….. *helps you with your bib

    THANKS BROWNIE BITS :yahoo: <–pops out a boob :lick: <–the side of your face


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    datsmdubya2u says:

    @chibytex

    that job is yours. don’t even worry.


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    Dawn Sheen says:

    Ty says:

    @ Dawn…What is your campaign slogan for SR…Backpack… backpack?!?!?!
    —–

    Slogan: Vote for DawnSheen or you will get banned


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    I can’t WAIT for Sandra to turn on this mare and stop trying to tell us she’s “talented”
    ________________________
    :rofl:

    and @Awesome for that Boomerang comment about Robin Givens…


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    Dawn Sheen says:

    CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed says:

    ELove says:
    HOTT Cha Cha
    Dawn was My favorite but Latavia was the ONE I wanted TO BONE !!! And Speaking of BONE-ING Baby (Ahhh You GOTS My Ho-Burger READY…)


    What Dawn?


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    YSoSerious says:

    CHA!!

    Are my locs now as flammable as that Barbie special on top of Kelly’s head?

    :shrug: but its hella shiny, DATS loaned me some vinegar. *hold your head back…takes a way the shine…. girl your shyt is gonna be on point! In the meantime though, stay away from open fires and crack heads :hahaha:


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    chibytex says:

    You left Jant Jackson off your list. As much as I love her, there was a point when Miss Janet’s clothes refused to stay on. At least she’s grown out of that…at 45.
    _______________________________
    I know I’m about to get beat up for saying this… BUT IMO Janet cant sing. at. all. She can dance her ass off but sing :nono:
    That’s why she was always walking around naked and talking all nasty…

    IMO she started all this non-singing-image is everything-as long as you can dance bull chit… I blame her :coffee:


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    prynsexxx says:

    Eb says:

    @ lucious the wig looks like someone dumped oil on her head
    __________________

    Like Whoopi Goldberg did that chick in For Colored Girls…. :shrug:


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    Oh there you go you nasty dog you.
    __________________
    :yes: :haha:


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    ELove says:

    @Dawn
    The Pre-Surgically Enhanced Dawn from Destiny’s Child (The Original FOUR Members) You’re the ALL-NATURAL Dawn of the SR LADIES :lol:


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    West Coast Chick says:

    datsmdubya2u says:

    @ CHI

    Just had my phone interview and it went really well…
    Please :pray: Lord let me get this job….
    __________________________________

    For everyone who asks, receives. Everyone who seeks, finds. And to everyone who knocks, the door will be opened” (Matthew 7:7-8, NLT).

    :cheer: Congrats Chiby!!! :cheer:


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    DAWN I LEFT THIS IN 2 POST AGO SOOO I’LL REPOST:

    @DAWN will you pardon my student loans??? i seriously dont need them in my life anymore….i would be a much better citizen in DAWN’S WORLD

    i promise

    :pray:


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    WUTWUZMISSIN! says:

    Bird says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @BIRD

    Sandra ain’t banned me yet.

    <<<<JUST FOR YOU!
    ****************************

    Oh there you go you nasty dog you.
    —————————————
    :nono: Yall know that Sandra is not gonna ban Man! While he is to the left with some….most… well hell alll his remarks… his comments are usually funny. Now imitators (such as Yella) tried to do what Man does and got his azz handed to him… Let that be a lesson to the new comers… what you see the Ole Headz get away with… I’ll just say don’t try that shyt at home!!!!


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    Dawn Sheen says:

    ELove says:

    @Dawn
    The Pre-Surgically Enhanced Dawn from Destiny’s Child (The Original FOUR Members) You’re the ALL-NATURAL Dawn of the SR LADIES

    It was latavia, Latoya, Kelly and Beyonce

    Dawn was in Danity Cane then Dirty coupons


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    chibytex says:

    Amen West Coast and datsmdubya2u…thanks for the encouragement and kind words…


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    Ty says:

    chibytex says:

    You left Jant Jackson off your list. As much as I love her, there was a point when Miss Janet’s clothes refused to stay on. At least she’s grown out of that…at 45.
    _______________________________
    I know I’m about to get beat up for saying this… BUT IMO Janet cant sing. at. all. She can dance her ass off but sing
    That’s why she was always walking around naked and talking all nasty…

    IMO she started all this non-singing-image is everything-as long as you can dance bull chit… I blame her
    _________________________________________________________________________
    Janet can hold a note though Chi. We can’t give Janet the Cassie syndrome :rofl: U are right though she started this “sing a couple of adlibs and drop it” chyt


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    Dawn Sheen says:

    ELove says:

    @Dawn
    The Pre-Surgically Enhanced Dawn from Destiny’s Child (The Original FOUR Members) You’re the ALL-NATURAL Dawn of the SR LADIES

    Yes ELOVE my rack tops kelly’s but Sandra ain’t say nothing bout natural titties… I got the boob game on lock


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    chibytex says:

    Dawn was in Danity Cane then Dirty coupons
    ______________
    :rofl: you made me spit out my juice on the computer…


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    Jay Bee says:

    West Coast Chick says:

    Jay Bee says:

    I wonder wat posesses the mind to say its ok to pose naked on this cover.. i know they say sex sells, and clothes sell as well.. AND yes there are ways around it

    ________________________

    maybe she felt that her tittles would be more appealing than her album

    ~~~
    we gotta get ourselves back…. they are giving themselves always…no longer selling souls just giving out souls


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    DMisses says:

    Wtf @ I know I’m about to get beat up for saying this… BUT IMO Janet cant sing. at. all. She can dance her ass off but sing :nono:

    It’s not always about singing and hitting notes, she makes good music. Rhythm Nation will always be a classic…and I tried hitting those notes in Pleasure Principle and #failed so many times :oops:


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    Dawn Sheen says:

    French KI$$E$ says:

    DAWN I LEFT THIS IN 2 POST AGO SOOO I’LL REPOST:

    @DAWN will you pardon my student loans??? i seriously dont need them in my life anymore….i would be a much better citizen in DAWN’S WORLD

    —-

    Eddie Long, Benny Hin, Jim Baker Prayer cloth.. your loans are now forgiven or in default which ever works


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    ELove says:

    @Dawn
    DAMN… I JUST realized I called Kelly DAWN… WTF
    It must be THAT PIC still crawling around in MY MIND :smack::blink:

    Never-Mind ME !!! :pacifier:


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    @KELLY
    ” I came into my sexuality while I was recording this album. I can walk into a sex shop now and not worry about what people would say if they saw me in there.”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    :hurl: at the thought of Kelly’s ‘sexuality.’


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    chibytex says:

    @Ty
    Ok she can hold a note…but not for long…but no Cassie is in a lane of her own…and its called The Diddy Cumbucket Lane..where your voice means nothing and swallowing is everything…
    :coffee:


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    YSoSerious says:

    @CHIBY

    Janet is the only bish I really stan hard for and even I can admit she really can’t sing. She’s barely above Latoya’s ass in that regard.

    I think Rebe had the best voice of the girls but none of the “it” factor. She’s probably better off for it. She seems the most “normal” of the Jackson brood.


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    WUTWUZMISSIN! says:

    Dawn Sheen says:

    French KI$$E$ says:

    DAWN I LEFT THIS IN 2 POST AGO SOOO I’LL REPOST:

    @DAWN will you pardon my student loans??? i seriously dont need them in my life anymore….i would be a much better citizen in DAWN’S WORLD

    —-

    Eddie Long, Benny Hin, Jim Baker Prayer cloth.. your loans are now forgiven or in default which ever works
    ——————
    :rofl: I knew I’d leave this post laughing thanks to you!


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    chibytex says:

    default which ever works
    _________________
    err you mean deferement…. :coffee:


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    West Coast Chick says:

    Jay Bee says:

    West Coast Chick says:

    Jay Bee says:

    I wonder wat posesses the mind to say its ok to pose naked on this cover.. i know they say sex sells, and clothes sell as well.. AND yes there are ways around it

    ________________________

    maybe she felt that her tittles would be more appealing than her album

    ~~~
    we gotta get ourselves back…. they are giving themselves always…no longer selling souls just giving out souls

    _____________________________________

    looks like there’s a 2 for 1 special with bey and kellz.. bey go come with a rubber band wrapped around her nipples for the next photo shoot :lol:


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    chibytex says:

    It’s not always about singing and hitting notes, she makes good music. Rhythm Nation will always be a classic…and I tried hitting those notes in Pleasure Principle and #failed so many times
    _____________
    I put Janet and Rhianna in the same lane…only difference is that Janet has stage presence…both make POP music…but neither can really sing….


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    West Coast Chick says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @KELLY
    ” I came into my sexuality while I was recording this album. I can walk into a sex shop now and not worry about what people would say if they saw me in there.”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    :hurl: at the thought of Kelly’s ‘sexuality.’

    ______________________________

    :rofl: rofl:


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    do ya wanna hear about my dream with certain memebers of the SR FAM ??

    :smack:


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    YSoSerious says:

    @WUT

    I said the same thing. MAN’s an asshole but he’s OUR asshole. And there is only room for one of his kind on this here blog. Stick with the devil you know and all that jizz.


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    KDub says:

    Like Whoopi Goldberg did that chick in For Colored Girls….
    ————————————————————

    I just hollered at the visual from that movie. That movie was not made to be a comedy but some parts of it was funny as chit…THAT scene you mentioned was one of the parts.


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    chibytex says:

    Janet is the only bish I really stan hard for and even I can admit she really can’t sing. She’s barely above Latoya’s ass in that regard.
    ________________
    At least you ar not to proud to admit it…I used to get into heavy arguments with my older cousin about her…I grew up a Whitney Houston fan…I like women who can actually sing…I dont give a chit about the dancing…Fortunately for me Bey can do both :danban1:


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    YSoSerious says:

    But I hate Rihanna’s voice soo much! :wail:


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    flsun99 says:

    Dammit KDub! You are so right! I had to google it and its the same wig!!


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    we had a SR Greet & Meet at a undisclosed location…

    People I remember speaking to

    @HIS @DAWN @SUGATITS @MAN @YALL @CHOCO

    There was one memeber i had no clue who she was no one day as a matter of fact………

    I spent 30min debating with @MAN about something…… he had no idea who i was ……… he was 6ft tall (<~~~a lie caus eyou say you're 5'6) So i made you taller in my dream and dark skin :shrug:

    i cant remember anything esle I WOKE UP :mad: because i thought it would atleast be a spicy dream with all ya crazy mofos in it……..


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    ELove says:

    @Frenchie (Comment #146)
    :coffee: <— Strawberry-Kiwi Splash Water

    IT helps me meditate along with Enhancing My VIVID Imagination Process


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    KDub says:

    I put Janet and Rhianna in the same lane…only difference is that Janet has stage presence…both make POP music…but neither can really sing….
    ———————————————————-
    If you cain’t sang…you best know how to dance.

    Folks who cain’t sang but can cut a rug…

    Aaliyah (RIP)
    Ciara
    Rhi (well she can wind it up…)

    This brings me back to an earlier post today…Ashanti is FUGGED she come back with that same azz tiyah’d two step…that she been doing since Foolish. :no:


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    flsun99 says:

    :offtopic: Did anyone see Jada & the Skeleton get done & dirty in the backyard at his Mama’s house on Hawthorne last week? Its going to be good tonight!


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    West Coast Chick says:

    YSoSerious says:

    But I hate Rihanna’s voice soo much!

    _________________________

    she doesnt have the best singing voice, but you gotta give it to the girl.. she STAY pumping out nice singles!! I love all of them.. California King bed is my jam!!!


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    French tits
    I’m appalled Man was in a dream with me!
    #nightmare


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    chibytex says:

    If you cain’t sang…you best know how to dance.

    Folks who cain’t sang but can cut a rug…

    Aaliyah (RIP)
    Ciara
    Rhi (well she can wind it up…)

    This brings me back to an earlier post today…Ashanti is FUGGED she come back with that same azz tiyah’d two step…that she been doing since Foolish.
    _____________________________________
    :hahaha: Her album gonna go brick…even Keri Hison manages to throw a lil something together on the choregraphy tip…


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    @SUGA TITS

    YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TOLD ME WHO HE WAS…….. :coffee:


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    chibytex says:

    @Flsun
    who is the skeleton…I know Snoop wasnt on that show… :think:


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    Ty says:

    chibytex says:

    @Ty
    Ok she can hold a note…but not for long…but no Cassie is in a lane of her own…and its called The Diddy Cumbucket Lane..where your voice means nothing and swallowing is everything…
    ________________________________________________________________________
    :rofl: Shout Out to Sideline Hoes


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    chibytex says:

    Even though Man has been the brunt of alot of jokes and disses about me…I agree that he is needed on this blog…his foolery takes it to another level….
    ^^^^^^^^^^^^
    see what I just did, Man….


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    chibytex says:

    It’s not always about singing and hitting notes, she makes good music. Rhythm Nation will always be a classic…and I tried hitting those notes in Pleasure Principle and #failed so many times
    _____________
    I put Janet and Rhianna in the same lane…only difference is that Janet has stage presence…both make POP music…but neither can really sing….

    :nono: Now you know better than that…. the only lane Rhianna is in is howling wolves, cats and dogs…but she has the IT FACTOR

    OAN: Your gravi pic is very pretty


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    chibytex says:

    @Ty
    I bet when Diddy ask Kim Porter to swallow, Kim be like didnt you hire Cassie for that…I dont take :sperm: in my mouth…you know my job is to have your babies and NOTHING else…..Stop getting our job titles confused….

    :lol:


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    WUTWUZMISSIN! says:

    YSoSerious says:

    @WUT

    I said the same thing. MAN’s an asshole but he’s OUR asshole. And there is only room for one of his kind on this here blog. Stick with the devil you know and all that jizz.
    ——————-
    :lol: You right. It’s a like/hate thing… you hate that you like his stupid self and laugh at is antics….
    retardedazzman :rof:


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    KDub says:
    This brings me back to an earlier post today…Ashanti is FUGGED she come back with that same azz tiyah’d two step…that she been doing since Foolish.

    Aww Baby :coffee:


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    WUTWUZMISSIN! says:

    :rofl:


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    Kang Dang aKa blunt says:

    @French
    The spirit directed me to click on your link…… what a pleasant surprise to find a youtube of snow bunnies doing the bunny hop. #thatisall


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    chibytex says:

    :lol: @Cha Cha and thanks hunni!!! I had to get purty for El Debarge on Saturday…..


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    :crying:

    WHY AM I DREAMING ABOUT YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    addictive personality i tell you!

    #workingonmyself


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    DUBBBBBBBBBBB C :kiss: aka
    WEST COAST ……………..WITH THE MOST :hug: HEY CHOCOLATE DELIGHT OF MY LIFE


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    WUTWUZMISSIN! says:

    @ YSO
    :blink: HOOOOOLLLLLYYY Chit!!! Reverse and :steer: back over to YSO’s Gravi.. :blink: OOH lawd!!! That is the best one yet!!! :rofl: Oh hell!!! I gotta log off!!!


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    Kang Dang aKa blunt says:

    @French
    The spirit directed me to click on your link…… what a pleasant surprise to find a youtube of snow bunnies doing the bunny hop. #thatisall
    _________________________________________________

    :hahaha:

    @blunt will @sugatits asked us to google “Bunny Hop” by some rap group and that is what i found :wtf:

    :danban: they were gettin’ in werent they :rofl:


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    Long Time Lurker says:

    No matter how hot people think she is (I think so) or how naked she gets on videos, magazine covers, or the opening of a car wash, poor Kelly gonna always be our generations Mary Wilson. :shrugs:


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    French TITS
    I only knew him because of the wonky eye :coffee:

    Oh and the 3 inch dyck


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    funny you say that cause his eye was a little to the left….


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    Yall still crazy says:

    :waves: <–the wig

    Anyhoo, challtalmbout :coffee:


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    Kang Dang aKa blunt says:

    French KI$$E$ says:

    Kang Dang aKa blunt says:

    @French
    The spirit directed me to click on your link…… what a pleasant surprise to find a youtube of snow bunnies doing the bunny hop. #thatisall
    _________________________________________________

    @blunt will @sugatits asked us to google “Bunny Hop” by some rap group and that is what i found

    they were gettin’ in werent they
    ________________________________________________

    yeah :rofl: I went to an all yt high school and them girls reminded of them days I would be stoopid :blunt: and watch the cheerleaders practice….. The way they was “trying” to drop it I see the freak in em is ready #ytgirlzRfreaks


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    :dead:

    I’m gonna be nice to Man for the rest of the day!


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    chibytex says:

    No matter how hot people think she is (I think so) or how naked she gets on videos, magazine covers, or the opening of a car wash, poor Kelly gonna always be our generations Mary Wilson.
    ________________________
    :dead:


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    Yall still crazy says:

    :crying: I didn’t make it into Frenchie’s dream :crying:


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    @FRENCH

    What you got against short, bright skinned, niggas with 3 inch dycks and an eye that is a tad bit “late?”
    :shrugs:


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    Ty says:

    @Ty
    I bet when Diddy ask Kim Porter to swallow, Kim be like didnt you hire Cassie for that…I dont take in my mouth…you know my job is to have your babies and NOTHING else…..Stop getting our job titles confused….
    ________________________________________________________________________
    What are they going to do since JHO is back in the picture? U know Jenny from the block is :steer: trying to get back with her old pay master :coffee:


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    Frenchi I just emailed you


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    chibytex says:

    What are they going to do since JHO is back in the picture? U know Jenny from the block is trying to get back with her old pay master
    _______________________________________
    Cassie will be the first one fired…U know she aint been chit but a replacement since JHo and Puffy broke up…Puffy still been casting look-a-likes in his video since “I Need A Girl Part” 1


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    Ty says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    @FRENCH

    What you got against short, bright skinned, niggas with 3 inch dycks and an eye that is a tad bit “late?”
    ________________________________________________________________________
    I got this French….Nothing will be against or on his azz with 3 inches. Nobody wants to be bothered with a dude that short peeing on his balls and chyt :coffee: Ok carry on….


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    howmanylicks_07 says:

    I love Janet and I loved her singing until after the Velvet Rope. Then I felt her sininging ability went down faster than Kim K on a black athlete

    Personally I think Bey sounds like a screaming banshee on half her songs. The other half sound good.


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    CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed says:

    WUT WUT IN THE BUTT… That bish look like she smell like day old salami and piss :hurl: I bet the sweat up under them flaps is….. :vomit:


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    West Coast Chick says:

    No matter how hot people think she is (I think so) or how naked she gets on videos, magazine covers, or the opening of a car wash, poor Kelly gonna always be our generations Mary Wilson.
    ____________________________

    :rofl: whoever typed this is going str8 to hail!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rofl:


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    :dead:

    and @yall check my dream post again cause you there mama

    checking sugatits


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    Yall you were in her dream hun


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    Tertra114 says:

    um maybe i’m late, but isn’t her hair SUPPOSE to be shiny? like what do yall want it to look like? dull? her hair is black and she’s under bright lights so ofcoarse it’s gonna shine, black hair shows shine more then any other color, atleast she don’t have some blonde sh*t thrown in her head (and no that was NOT a diss to Bey), damn a b*tch just can’t win with yall, especially since she really does look very pretty on this cover, but hey i guess yall see what yall see


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    ELove says:

    @Man…
    Yeah after the So i made you taller in my dream and dark skin … I WAS like WTF ?!!?

    As IF Chocolate Dudes are THE ONLY Ones that can Make a Puzzy SING :nono:


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    West Coast Chick says:

    Chaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa Chizzle.. my nizzle :yes:


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    @suga you sent it to *frenchmekissme @yaoo* ?????


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    @TY
    “I got this French….Nothing will be against or on his azz with 3 inches. Nobody wants to be bothered with a dude that short peeing on his balls and chyt Ok carry on….”
    __________________________________________________________________________

    Techinically, it’s 3.5 inches long (thick like a coke can tho). And once a lady sits on it, she becomes obsessed with me. Never fails.
    :coffee:


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    chibytex says:

    Then I felt her sininging ability went down faster than Kim K on a black athlete
    _______________________________
    :hahaha: :hahaha: :dead:


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    TETRA
    who is that in your gravi


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    chocalatecity29 says:

    LMAO! :hailnaw: You guys need to raise up off of dallas, I live here and WE do not wear this kind of synthetic hair….(well not all of us):smack:


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    chibytex says:

    , it’s 3.5 inches long (thick like a coke can tho). And once a lady sits on it, she becomes obsessed with me. Never fails.
    ________________
    :blink:
    :think:
    :shrug:


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    chibytex says:

    LMAO! You guys need to raise up off of dallas, I live here and WE do not wear this kind of synthetic hair….(well not all of us):smack:
    ___________________
    :yes: they do…I’m orgianlly from Dallas…and them Oak Cliff/South Dallas broads do be rocking these wigs/weaves

    What my sister call’em? Oh yeah she calls them “Oak Cliff Dymes” :rofl:


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    ELove says:

    @Y’all
    YOUR Skillz would’ve been Useless in her Dream… Your Spinning & Riding ABILITY would be put to DAMN GOOD USE in My Dream Darling (WORD!!!) :coffee:


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    twindemplz02 says:

    :waves: SR Fam: Cha, Tatted, Chib, Luscious, Choco, Man, AL,Samyell,WCC,YSO,Alex,Lakes,Elove,Dawn,KDUB and AUNTIE of course!!! (sorry to anyone else I may have forgotten, wasnt intentional)
    :offtopic:
    I’ve been lurking for a few months now and decided to come out of hiding to jsut to say you GUYS are all hilarious and I so enjoy reading your comments throughout my work day. @Man, I am so glad Auntie did not ban you, I was really rooting for you behind the scenes! @Auntie-the poster in the previous post with the extremly loooonnnnggggg username came in a basically went in on everyone unprovoked but she wasnt cautioned, warned, counseled or anything but @Man states his opinion (as he does so frequently) although unsolicited, and he is threatened with bannishment??? Thats so not fair, he is an important part of your SR Fam that gets me thru my 10hr days. Please dont BAN him!!!!

    oh yea Cha good luck on the job, hope you get it!!!!

    now back to lurking……:kona:


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    WUTWUZMISSIN! says:

    CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed says:

    CHA CHA aka Cali Sunkissed says:

    WUT WUT IN THE BUTT… That bish look like she smell like day old salami and piss I bet the sweat up under them flaps is…..

    ———————————-
    She has old salami under there so you may be correct! :hahaha:


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    Chi
    you sure she didnt mean Oakcliff Dims????


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    Ty says:

    chibytex says:

    , it’s 3.5 inches long (thick like a coke can tho). And once a lady sits on it, she becomes obsessed with me. Never fails.
    _______________________________________________________________________
    In the words of Cheryl Underwood “like giving a whale a tic tac”


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    chocalatecity29 says:

    OAK CLIFF DYMES!!!…HA!..Funny!!!…Tell yo sista she did that one, Im stealing that!


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    chocalatecity29 says:

    @ Lolita Bonita….RIGHT!!!…You should see what I have to see everyday guys!..smh


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    Ty says:

    :welcome: Twin


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    Oh well I guess Man didnt see where I said I was gonna be nice to his ass for the rest of the day! My day is just about over


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    chibytex says:

    @Chocolatecity…
    My sister lives in DeSoto so you know she thinks she better than Oak Cliff/South Dallas females…I be trying to tell her that ALL of them are the same…

    Its still DALLAS COUNTY!!! :lol:

    Aight fukkers I’m out :peace: in the middle east!


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    DapisDaShizz says:

    Hellllllllloooooooo :waves:


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    Ty says:

    What Luscious…its true


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    twindemplz02

    :hug: THANKS TWINDEMPZ But Chibytex is the one that had the job interview!

    DONT LURK NO MO……….Come out to play more often :yes:


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    LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:

    spill it Cha

    :nono: IM ON my GROWN WOMAN TODAY :yahoo: <–adjusting boobs


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    DapisDaShizz says:

    :kiss: Hey Sugawalls, luv the name. Fits you


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    DD you need to come round mo often!


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    twindemplz02 says:

    :thumbsup:

    thanks Ty sorry if I missed you in the earlier callouts!


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    DapisDaShizz says:

    Iz try but this girl and her darn track practice, went to 1 at 12 and going to another at 6:30. She made it to nationals so I gotta hit up NO all next week, I wanted my own dang vacation :wail:


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    KDub says:

    No matter how hot people think she is (I think so) or how naked she gets on videos, magazine covers, or the opening of a car wash, poor Kelly gonna always be our generations Mary Wilson.
    ——————————————————–
    Bish can take her skin off and she still better off being in the back sanging and wearing them clothes Tina made them…where she started. She WAS better off with Tina doing her hair tho.

    This is the worsetest chit I done read all day. Fuggin Mary Wilson…smdh.


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    DapisDaShizz says:

    I LUB KELLY….#thatisall


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    twindemplz02 says:

    @ Cha: sorry and looks like I need to stop “lurking” and start talking!!! :lol:

    @ Chib: good luck with the job I hope YOU get it…:pray:


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    @TWIN
    **kisses hand**
    Thank you for being understanding.
    :coffee:


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    DapisDaShizz says:

    @Man, I’m gonna slap you, were u the friend?


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    KDub says:

    You guys need to raise up off of dallas, I live here and WE do not wear this kind of synthetic hair
    ——————————————————–
    Hey I did not name that wig she got on “Dallas Girl”…that hair company Freetress did that ish. Don’t be too offended. They name all their hair after cities. There was a “Detroit Girl” and a “San Fran. Girl” in that clearance bin too…


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    Yall still crazy says:

    ELove says:

    @Y’all
    YOUR Skillz would’ve been Useless in her Dream… Your Spinning & Riding ABILITY would be put to DAMN GOOD USE in My Dream Darling (WORD!!!) :coffee:
    _____________________________________________________________
    *standing at attention* Eluv (that’s who you are to me from now on), do tell me about this here *clears throat* dream of yours :coffee:

    ————————————————————
    Ok Frenchie & Brown, I missed it. What’d we do? :lol:


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    Jerrica says:

    Man: :rofl: That is a mess!


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    Yall still crazy says:

    *gives dap to Dap*

    ————————–

    Kelly, is that you? *waits*


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    Ty says:

    twindemplz02 says:

    thanks Ty sorry if I missed you in the earlier callouts!
    _______________________________________________________________________
    Its cool…welcome. @Man…send Twin a welcome packet :coffee:


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    @JERRICA

    :rofl:
    SHE BOUT TO BLOW HER TWITTER TO PIECES NOW!


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    CFREE says:

    Y did everybody get the memo BUT Kelly about this gosh darn wig, its not the move hon :no:
    I really want her album to do well, i like Kelly…BUT I will say some folk just aint got Star quality although i do think she is talented, but does that even count anymore :shrug:


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    Yall still crazy says:

    :welcome: twindemplz02

    Come around more often.

    *goes off to see what I missed*


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    Yall still crazy says:

    Cfree, I think I got more stara quality than her! :rofl:


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    CFREE says:

    :hi: @Dap, its been a minute.. and sup to e’rbody else :peace:


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    I can’t open it so what is it


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    twindemplz02 says:

    thanks @YALL i will certainly try. I usually have Satan’s Mistress (my manager) poppin in and out of my office all day so its hard for me to post. ;)


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    CFREE says:

    Ya’ll i can betcha ya do :yes: i seent the way u dance :2dance:


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    @DAP
    “I’m gonna slap you, were u the friend?”
    _____________________________________________________________________________

    Nope but I heard about her with No Limit back in the day! Fiend went to the same college as me back in the day!
    :rofl:


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    KDub says:

    Hey Twindimpz! What it dew :yahoo:


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    @TWIN

    Are you female? If so, what are your measurements and please post an azz shot.

    Thanks.

    **if you are male please do NOT post anything**
    :coffee:


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    DapisDaShizz says:

    @Elove, Please do tell of the spinning and riding adventures, I do love a good show. Camera on deck

    Hey @Cfree, waz up?


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    Jerrica says:

    @ Man

    Then your ass commented!!!!

    :rofl:

    :rofl:


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    DapisDaShizz says:

    @SugaWalls, It’s a story on Mo Can’t Sang, Talking about her past sex and drug life.


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    brenden says:

    Nah. Sex. Siren. Not really words that describe this woman. She should have closed her mouth for the photos. Women who pose with their lips apart usually do so because they have small lips, not the case with Kelly. It looks as tho she’s trying to conceal her retainer. The implants are nice, but not big enough for this type of exposure. You’re trying too hard Kellz. Reminds me of brandy on all 4s for that vibe cover shoot she did a few years back. There’s nothing wrong with the whole sex sells thing,,,but some of that sex,,,that appeal…it has to be natural…Or else it looks forced and unreal.


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    DAP LOVA LOVA hey PRETTY WOMAN :hug:


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    what is going on in here?!?!?1

    and @man i like em dark & light i dont discriminate


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    @JERRICA
    “Then your ass commented!!!! ”
    ___________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:
    I bet she goin put out a tweet of her and Mr. Brown together and chit talkin bout they so “happy” and chit! ROFLMAO!

    I think I should put a pic of a train. :think:


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    ok well they have to be a tad bit darker than me


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    TwinMom says:

    When are our folks going to stop letting the record labels pimp them? Does Kelly know that she is still a slave? Didn’t Janet already do this pose in the 90′s? Stop trying so hard….you don’t have to get naked to sell a record.


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    DapisDaShizz says:

    Hey my boo @Cha, I been missing u :hug: .


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    twindemplz02 says:

    Hey Kdub nice to make your acquaitance (unofficially)!!!

    There are a many o days I have had my soda splattered all ova my monitor b/c of ur comments (comedy). Keep em coming :hahaha:


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    @suagtits got your email

    that’s my shyt………… :danban:


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    Welcome to the jungle TwinDempz!


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    DapisDaShizz says:

    @Man, please stop, she has seen enough trains, one more will send her over the edge.


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    Yall still crazy says:

    CFREE says:

    Ya’ll i can betcha ya do :yes: i seent the way u dance :2dance:
    —————————
    Aww C, you’re just saying that! We all know that you are the Dance Extradinaire(sp)danban1: <—you taking it low… :lol:
    _____________________________________________________________
    *uncontrollably laughing at the fact that Man knows the beezneez*

    Warning: YOU DO NOT WANT IT WITH MAN :rofl:


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    brenden says:

    Nah. Sex. Siren. Not really words that describe this woman. She should have closed her mouth for the photos. Women who pose with their lips apart usually do so because they have small lips, not the case with Kelly. It looks as tho she’s trying to conceal her retainer. The implants are nice, but not big enough for this type of exposure. You’re trying too hard Kellz. Reminds me of brandy on all 4s for that vibe cover shoot she did a few years back. There’s nothing wrong with the whole sex sells thing,,,but some of that sex,,,that appeal…it has to be natural…Or else it looks forced and unreal.

    :cosign:
    *rubs your ebelly


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    CFREE says:

    Wants to know Y I allowed myself to click @MAN’s link :blink:


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    twindemplz02 says:

    @Man I am all female Boo and I definitely will not be posting an “arse” shot for you. I still lubs you though :kiss:

    really not sure why my gravatar is not showing, it use to awhile back guess i’ve been lurking to long. :shrug:


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    Yall still crazy says:

    :danban1: <–cfree taking it low :rofl:


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    CFREE says:

    Man, I just don’t care™ says:

    I think I should put a pic of a train.

    What is wrong wit dis nicca!! :crying:


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    DapisDaShizz says:

    Go Cfree go Cfree go


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    Yall still crazy says:

    :mad: Brown, my bunnyhop link didn’t work… Hmmp

    I’ve made up my own version though :shrug: I be jammin’ :grill:


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    Yall still crazy says:

    So Man, is there video footage of this trainwreck? #nosey


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    @CFREE
    “I think I should put a pic of a train.”
    _______________________________________________________________________________

    “What is wrong wit dis nicca!! ”
    ______________________________________________________________________________

    :rofl:


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    Yall still crazy says:

    @twindemplz02, I can see your pic…Can’t you?

    #liesjustforthehellofit :lol:


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    CFREE says:

    @Ya’ll is on a sugar rush again, snatches yo now n laters :nana:


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    Yall I couldnt find a video that showed how we did it but part of it is in Shawnna’s video Gettin Some” go to clip 2:37

    I’m out folks so yall have a good one


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    Yall still crazy says:

    Haha, I’m eating Snickers today :nana:

    Brown, I think that my bunnyhop is better though!


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    CFREE says:

    *cues pop that coochie* :danban1: :rofl: @DAP doin a lil “coaching”


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    twindemplz02 says:

    @Luscious thanks! love the pic by the way very sexy indeed :yes:


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    DapisDaShizz says:

    I would quote some Luke for ya but he never says complete words and I can’t type sounds :typing:


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    CFREE says:

    @MAN, i have met quite a few azzholes in my day.. but u my dear takes the cake.. gotta luv it :hahaha:


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    Dawn Sheen says:

    Man… I didn’t know u was in the meeting we had last night… come to my twitter.. fluck u if u been lurking looking at my nipples like a few others…

    @DawnSheen


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    Yall still crazy says:

    Don’t stop.Get it.Get it. Let me see you doodoobrown :whistle:


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    Dawn Sheen says:

    twindemplz02 <— is that Akon's brother in ur gravi or is it just dark?


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    :whistle:

    I was gettin some head
    Gettin gettin some head
    I was gettin some head
    Gettin gettin some head
    I was gettin some head
    Gettin gettin some head
    I was wit the kinda girl dat make yo toes curl


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    Yall still crazy says:

    *casts my 5th and final vote for Dawn Sheen for SR President*

    :bow: :bow: :bow:

    You know what Dawn, your gravi just reminded me that we haven’t performed the dance scene from Coming To America in a few months…

    *gets outfits ready for tomorrow*


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    :pacifer: <~~~~~~~~~~~ strawberry ringpop


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    oh hail i can’t spell

    :pacifier: <~~~~~~~~~~~ strawberry ringpop


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    Dawn Sheen says:

    Thanks @ Y’all is u own my twitter I’m feeling fistey and may do hoe chit to secure my presidental vote tonight on twitter


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    CFREE says:

    Ya’ll :lol: those peanut butter squares snicker got it the joint :dance:


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    DapisDaShizz says:

    uh @Dawn, Do you have some eye drops? i think your nipps just poked me in my dang eye :smack:


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    @DAWN
    “I’m feeling fistey and may do hoe chit to secure my presidental vote tonight on twitter”
    ____________________________________________________________________________

    IT WOULD SECURE MY VOTE!
    :thumbsup:


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    Yall still crazy says:

    <–Doesn't have twitter or fb :shrug: Push the button for me though #helpful

    :shocked: Peanut Butter Squares! I've never seen em'. I'm on it C!


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    ELove says:

    @Dap
    So @Y’all was FEELING xxtra Frisky and called me from work to tell me It’s going to be “TIME TO RUMBLE” when she gets Home… That’s CODE for I’m GOING to Wear Yo AZZ Out BABY (Yeepppp…)

    Soo when she gets Home, @Y’all kicks in the bedroom door and SAYS “Are YOU Ready for ME Baby”… I remove thew pillow from My Man-Region and Expose to Her MY Full Erection (13 STRONG…) She takes off her Clothes & Runs full sprint and DIVES Towards Me…

    I Grab her by her Waist, She grabs me by My Neck FULLY Vertical with Her Legs WIDE OPEN… We start kissing and SHE Slowly-n-Sexually brings her Body towards my Man-Region which NOW is Her LUV-STICK (Yeeeppppp…)

    Once SHE adjusts herself to RECEIVE ME… She starts to SLOW WINE & SLOW RIDE while we’re still Kissing and THEN She says “Hold On Baby” and SPINS AROUND to Grab My Knees to Proceed to RIDE THE LUV-STICK to OUR Desired Pleasure (This is Ridiculously Steamy & Sexxy!!!)


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    Yall still crazy says:

    :steer: Frenchie, let’s go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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    twindemplz02 says:

    LOL @ Dawn nall im not sure why its like that. I’ve tried to change it several times but nuthing works :shrugs:


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    Yall still crazy says:

    *wrings out panties* :grill:

    I’z got a LUV-STICK yall :rofl:

    ————————————————
    What else luv?


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    Yall still crazy says:

    <–Addictive Personality

    We still gettin' married in 2 days right? :rofl:


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    sammy says:

    THIS IS THE REASON WHY I LIKE MONICA SHE DOES HAVE HER OWN IDENTITY THIS KELLY ALBUM LISTENED TO THE SONGS YOU CANT TELL IF SHE IDOLATES KERRY HILSON OR RIHANNA COZ I CAN HEAR KERRI HILSON & RIHANNA IN THAT ALBUM AND THIS IS JUST A TURN OFF. ANYWAY I WISH HER THE BEST HOPE SHE MOTIVATES HERSELF TO KNOW WHAT SHE WANT TO BE IN TERMS OF HER CAREER & I HOPE SHE WILL TRY TO PUSH HERSELF TO IMPROVE HER LIVE VOCAL ABILITY I AM ROOTING FOR HER


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    ELove says:

    @Dap
    She then calls out “Daddy I NEED You Now”… Sooooo I lean forward pressing My Chest against Her Back, She interlocks her feet around My Calves and I’m Squeezing her Breasts, kissing her Neck WHILE She’s taking as much as Humanly Possible THIS LUV-STICK inside of Her Ohh So Precious and Sweet-Tasting Coochie :yes:

    Yes @Y’all is ALL DAT and Then SOME !!! :coffee:


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    West Coast Chick says:

    In this Califonia King Bed …. :whistle:


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    Laci PYT since 1984 says:

    I like this picture of kelly. I guess im the odd ball out, but since im posting in the 300′s im late, so carry on :coffee:


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    Dawn Sheen says:

    DapisDaShizz says:

    uh @Dawn, Do you have some eye drops? i think your nipps just poked me in my dang eye

    I just rotated my picture :)


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    Yall still crazy says:

    *bouncing on my chair* Say it again Big Daddy.

    (SN:I really talk like that.)


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    ELove says:

    @Y’all :rofl:

    @WCC
    California Kind Waterbed w/ Satin Sheets Too :wink:


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    Laci PYT since 1984 says:

    @ Elove

    oh wow! what did I miss. That description sounds sexy


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    Yall still crazy says:

    Laci, I done just got laid the eff out! See 293 & 300 :lol:


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    Laci PYT since 1984 says:

    :LOL: okay! be right back


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    DragonLeo says:

    I HOPE MY GRAVATAR THINGY WORKS FINALLY!


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    Laci PYT since 1984 says:

    @ Elove

    you might need to write a novel, cause that sounds like some on Channel 138 for direct tv (dirty ghetto black girls) lol.

    @ Yall

    :hahaha: girl….. what you gone do?


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    Laci PYT since 1984 says:

    whats going on with the gravi’s? I’ve been trying to change mine for the past 2 days!


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    Yall still crazy says:

    Laci, IONO

    :whistle: Whatcha gone do when they come for you… Work ain’t honest but it pays the bills-Erykah Badu :whistle:

    :goodnight:


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    Yall still crazy says:

    twindemplez02, I can see your poodle (for real this time)


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    datsmdubya2u says:

    @Tetra

    especially since she really does look very pretty on this cover, but hey i guess yall see what yall see

    ——————–

    She can afford a human hair piece. I know HH is getting scarce but it’s still available. Her face and makeup are pretty but that hair is not the business.


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    Laci PYT since 1984 says:

    night night Ya’ll

    Good night SR fam….Hopefully tomorrow I will get here early enough to view some conversation.


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    YSoSerious says:

    HOLE. E. SHYT!! @ MAN’s link.

    :dead: :ghost: :coffin:

    They gone be coming for your 3.5 inches now son! :hahaha:


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    CFREE says:

    Wants to know Y I allowed myself to click @MAN’s link
    :cosign:


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    datsmdubya2u says:

    @man

    Click on me and enjoy!
    ————–

    :blinks:


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    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    Good mornign, FAM, Fay Fay (my REAL bay bay), Luscious, Lakes & all the early morning risers of SR.com…… :hug:

    Dear Man, I just don’t care:

    I just clicked on the link in your name. I just really wanted to let you know that IHATECHU w/every fiber in my being! That chit had me cracking up so hard, I startled a few of my employees. IHATECHU, IHATECHU, IHATECHU. :rofl:

    Sincerely,

    Tatted Diva aka The Makeup Maven.


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    Tatted Diva AKA The Makeup Maven says:

    @ twindemplz02 – I just wanted to say hello. I noticed that you spoke to me on your post and I wanted to say thank you. I hope that you don’t become just a lurker, but join this crazy, dysfunctional, opininated & sometimes rude family of ours! :bye:


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    tatted it’s blocked here so I couldn’t see so being the dear friend that you are please copy and paste and send it to me in an email


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