Sandra Rose is founder of Sandrarose.com. She writes about entertainment, gossip, news, health, sports and fashion. Prior to launching her entertainment blog in 2007, Sandra was a well-known celebrity photographer in Atlanta.
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Oh Miss Sandra, you are on fire today I see Mooney too
I LOVE Paul Mooney… I promise y’all he is the reason I am the way I am…
SANDRA I SWEAR I LOVE YO GUTS!
Coon Baya Plankin Niqqa!!!
I Just choked a bish plank!!!!
Irrelevant bish plank!!! !!!!
Now this really made me bust out laughing
Does Paul look a lil different in the face??
LMAO LOL OMG I just bust out laughing at work LOL
alot of head bobbling in that clip…
funny nonetheless lol
oh nevermind
oh this mufugga has Paul DOWN pat
I watched all of that shyt and was cracking up
I need that SR…thank ya kindly…
needed*
What’s sad is that FEMA is actually getting ready to “‘ plank ”’ a whole lot of folks ( in one coffin ), but you can’t tell some folks nothing cause they like to wait till it’s too late.
Like father like son….
LMAO! and at the irrelevant bi!ch plank and I choke bi!ches plank!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Too much!
I HAD no idea that Those Celebrities DID THAT and I’m not talking about Evelyn because SHE’S NOT A CELEBRITY (To ME…)
@His
Yeah he got His Mannerisms DOWN PAT !!!
I saw this on twitter last week
OMG…OMG… “choke a bytch plank…cuz thas what he does…he choke bytches…”
LOL that was soo funny!!! It took me a minute to realize that’s not Paul Mooney. He looks a lot like him but he is younger, Paul is near 70 (but looks good for his age) and he looks 40, LOL. Oh wait maybe that’s his son, because it says Paul Mooney Jr at the beginning.
pinksghetti says:
LOL that was soo funny!!! It took me a minute to realize that’s not Paul Mooney. He looks a lot like him but he is younger, Paul is near 70 (but looks good for his age) and he looks 40, LOL. Oh wait maybe that’s his son, because it says Paul Mooney Jr at the beginning
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But then under it it says “Not Really”…i thought it was his son too until i went back and saw that part.
Hey Redeemed you must have had like a week off from work! I just know the resident saint isn’t back on the boss’s clock stealing I mean posting on SR…
Paul Mooney that Comedy Genius
Wesley Snipes Comedy….
i needed this chit today
@DEE
I swear everytime you show up>>>>> :jack:
@WUTWUZMISSIN!
Hello WUT!!!
How are you today? Don’t be like the others, time is short, learn and DO the Word of God, even if it means death.
He sho ain’t LYING!!!! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ha!!! I just watched Aries Spears spoof Paul Mooney the other night. I never paid attention to how much head bobbing he does or the way he drinks until Aries. I met Paul one day here in Dallas. He was nicer then I expected
that was funny as all get out but paul telling the truth I still think nucca’s posting pics of them doing that dumb ish is still stupid.
nucca’s + time=doing dumb ish
LMAO…OMG this was to funny !!! He called Kevin Hart, “A Raisin in the Sun” & Chris Brown aka Breezy “The Just Choked A Bitch Plank”!! Calling people Chicken George…had to look at this again!!! Thanks Sandra I needed this laugh!!
somebody look a lil slow
the c**n plank LMFAO
The BEST Paul Mooney saying…..”Everybody wanna be a n!gga, but don’t nobody want to be a n!gga”…..REALEST sh!t he ever spoke! LOL
@BROWN
Pryn everytime I think of Paul Mooney I think of “MAMMY”
@lucious IHATECHU LMFAO
KIMI
I LOVEDEDEDED YOU!
what I do???????
REDEMEEDED!!! Hay there @WUT’s poppin
Is that really Paul Mooney tho? He doesn’t look or sound like him, even tho this ish is funny!!
@Brown
@Paul Mooney To many dicks in the kitched wtf is that bs about
Oh wait, at the beginning of the video its says PAUL MOONEY – not really LOLOLOLOL!!! that’s even funnier
BROWNIE PANTS not today mami
@brown the slow comment…scrolled up looked and you got me going to meet my daddy sooner than i planned
I will always love you though HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Choco how are you?
Awesome
Brown!!! that is not nice
Fugg ya’ll talin bout
I was talkin bout Man’s slow retarded azz
Hello All. Love, love, LOVE me some Paul Mooney. As for this planking, just some more foolishness that black folks can embrace. Get a job, take care of your children, stay out of jail, love your neighbors, stop smoking crack, the necessary stuff in life! Hell, I’m just saying cause I’m so tired of us going backwards. That is all but I do love my people. After all, we all in this mess together. Peaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,
Sup Choco!!
what in the Osh Kosh B’gosh hell?
I hate Brown! that bish stay in my head
Yall some messy muhfuggs I swear!
I’m more interested in what yall thought I was talkin bout
Kimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
AWESOME! :2dance:
@BROWN
“Fugg ya’ll talin bout
I was talkin bout Man’s slow retarded azz”
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Everyone knows that I’m highly intelligent and far from slow!
I’m just gon pack my rags and go ala Annna Mae
*grabs another handful of Ohoney*
LOL I am going to email you Brown
@ His how are you long time
@Man Luscious ass is crazy
:hugs: BruhMan I good boo where you been?
Hey beautiful how was you guys 4th? I went to Vegas…it was aiiiight
@brown suuure u were
Brown I sent you email check it pls
**guards my crayons**
I hate this site sometimes
@Kimi, i was out in that damn desert for 10 years… u didnt have fun bew?
how u doing Bruh
wait, is Bruh Man who I used to call 5footer????
Are you the one that used to have the pic where you were right up on the camera????
@Man
HIS what you mean “another handful”
Hey AWESOME
@HIS did u really just ring a round the rosey that man?
You, you and you!
I HATE YOU ALL!
hide ur elmers paste @Man
i had a lil white boy in my 3rd grade class named Joey who had to be told er’day to stop licking the damn elmers paste…I’m sure hes now a serial killer or sumptin
@MAN **WHISPERS** I HAATE U FUKA!! HIDE UR GLUE TOO!!
@HIS :2dance:
Oh so now we messy? I hatechall azzes!
Luscioussssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss
@Ohoney, i had a handful earlier *snickers*
dont have nothing else to say but HELLO EVERYONE!!!
Wait am I gettin him mixed up with lil boy blu who screwed so many of his cousins he didnt know what to do
@His girl I don’t know. I had more fun when I went last year. It was cool but I guess I am getting too old for certain shyt.
@HIS
Redeemed777 says:
@WUTWUZMISSIN!
Hello WUT!!!
How are you today? Don’t be like the others, time is short, learn and DO the Word of God, even if it means death.
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Jesus sat amongst robbers, and thieves and won souls through love not condemnation. Did he once go against the laws of the Father? No. Redeemed you have very good points, but if you are truly to show yourself to be Christ-like, do it as he himself does it, with love not condemnation. Everyone has an opportunity to be saved, but you are snatching that away by provoking fear. God only hates Sin, he loves each and everyone of us including Paul Mooney, Chris Brown, and everyone in the world. The only time you don’t have to repent is when you are dead. God is obviously allowing each of us an opportunity to meet him in HIS time. Stop scaring folks into repentance. Check your heart sweetie, because if you are harbouring hate for the people you speak of then you need to repent as well….
hey Miss H
brown you get my email???
@BROWN
#Paul Mooney
“Don’t YOU Stupid B-I-T-C-H-E-S Know that a Wet-PUZZY and a EMPTY Purse DON’T MATCH !!!
@Cfree, yes I did!
@Lakes hump me bew!
@LOLITA LET ME FIND OUT SANDRITA OPEN REGISTRATION FOR THE LIL YELLA BUSS FULL OF BLUE CUZIN/EX-GIRLFRIENDS!
Kimicakes I emailed you back hun, I’m gon try from my gmail
@HIS **HUMPS U LIKE A ENERGEZIER BUNNY**
Wait am I gettin him mixed up with lil boy blu who screwed so many of his cousins he didnt know what to do
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Mooney
We call this stupid bish planking
FIANCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@Luscious just get OUT!————>
@Kimi, I feel u, I turned 21 while living there and by 24 I was in the house er’ weekend…certain shyt stops being fun after a while
BROWN hewwo
HIS I feel so taken advantage of.
HEYYYYYYY MISS H!!!
FIANNNNCEEEEEE and you can do that all night long sugah right back at cha
CFREE heyyyyyyyy hun :woot:
dayum gov’ment email!!
@his yeah I feel it. I love to gamble though so the casino and me were friends
@Ohoney…mhm
@Fiance, oh how I have missed u so
*sings Beyonces 1+1 to u*
*growls* Make love to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *growl*
@ YALL!
Sup His!!!
CFree!!! We was doe si doe-in. The part is comin up where we exchange partners. Wanna wear some boots out?
ELOVER
hey suga
Miss H was that a topless hug?????
Dimpz
Lo
FIANCE I do miss the lovemaking
*sings*
Baby we aint nothing but love, and darling you got enough for the both of us ~growl~
@ Choco….been working and schooling been in training at Wells Fargo and its a killer
HOWDEE CFREE! :wave:
GOOOO AFTERNOOON MY SR FAMILY
I love yall crazy behindzzz
I can’t plank… too top heavy… I would look like an unbalanced seesaw…
BROWN because when my FIANCE is in the bldg I automatically loose all clothes
*lose
AWW AWESOME oh do i luv to doe si doe :2dance:
He’s going in on people planking and talking about slavery but he said the word N*GGA over 10 times…oh ok
AND that’s on top of him calling folks a b*tched and coons…
WUT heyyyyy hun
BRUH whats good?
I am giving everyone in SR a in honor of one of Miami’s trending topic’s today #nationalkissingday
*Some will get more tongue than other
OAN Paul Mooney is my most Fav Comedian and cain’t wait to see him
Damn its been awhile since I been here but to the regulars and the newbies let me extend a big hello and
BruhMan
have you had up anither gravi before this one
Harlem good just tired and grinding to my 100k a year
@ luscious I have
BruhMan
*hides Fiances clothes*
@ O Honey hey boo how you
BruhMan you dont remember our discussion about this gravi and me askin you to put the other one back up????
LO!!!!!!!
WHY CNT I STOP LAUGHING @ THAT SHYT
Hey Bruman5thFlr <<<waving with four fingers…
2CENTS
I SEE YO AZZ!!!!!
@Bruh It will be well worth it
WUT
Which one? Luscious
Im good BruhMan welcome back
@Blunt That’s how you get the mouf herp……
anyone but that one
YALL STILL ON ONE HUH
@ Wut why are you waving four fingers? Please forgive me if that came off the wrong way but I truly have been a hermit from most of everything for awhile
BRUH keep grinding the only thing I chase for is paper.
*snickers FIANCE doesnt know I burned all my clothes*
HONEY!
*sideeyes His and her FeeUnSay for acking like they’on see me*
You better be lucky i like it rough……
Redeemed777 says:
What’s sad is that FEMA is actually getting ready to “‘ plank ”’ a whole lot of folks ( in one coffin ), but you can’t tell some folks nothing cause they like to wait till it’s too late.
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:rollseyes:
LAKES! :2dance: <—Salsa
So whats wrong with my pic…….oh well if it tickles ya fancy I’ll change the profile when I get home cant do much at work they blocked the website to change pics
@DIMPZ :2dance: <<nakid salsa!
CHOCO!! I would come and hug you but I feel like a toppled turtle… Tried to plank… fell head first into the grass and flipped like a chinese acrobat…
Big boobs+planking= eating dirt and chiro visits…
@SamYell
nah this cyber you can’t contract stds
MZ please forgive me but I would never not speak to you sexy
Big boobs+planking= eating dirt and chiro visits
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How big is big
I would come and hug you but I feel like a toppled turtle… Tried to plank… fell head first into the grass and flipped like a chinese acrobat…
Big boobs+planking= eating dirt and chiro visits…
_____________________________ Does your neck hurt also and here :hugs:
Dimpz I smashed into those tits two posts ago I believe
U know we loves u!!
@Fiance, pls do a cartwheel and land on my face
Harlem! I was thisclose to @ the thought of you ignoring me!
Sup WCC, Awesome & Wut? <—headnod
Thank you Bruh Man
I just know that you have one more flatterin cuz I’ve seen it! Now I’ve had a few bad pics myself but that one sreams “I’m normal enough to have a job at a grocery store”
BruhMan5th Flr says:
@ Wut why are you waving four fingers? Please forgive me if that came off the wrong way but I truly have been a hermit from most of everything for awhile
——————— When Bruman from Martin would introduce himself he would put up four fingers (instead of five)I was waving at you Bruman style… Oh lard if I have to explain the joke it wasn’t very funny to begin with.
oh and we needs a new post SANDRITA!!
FIANCE which poster is the elmer glue crayon ugly mofo? If anything you can blame me because I dont have a care *shrug*
How rough???
@ His…I missed it.
Hey Choco! :wave:
@ Luscious, well when I took that pic I sorta did. I was a sophomore in college when I took that pic
*lip quiver*
Choco aka Hippie says:
I would come and hug you but I feel like a toppled turtle… Tried to plank… fell head first into the grass and flipped like a chinese acrobat…
Big boobs+planking= eating dirt and chiro visits…
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Does your neck hurt also and here
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I would shake my head yes but the neck brace is in the way… OWWW that hurts…
G’Day Luscious Brown!
@Fiance
ask Luscious….she showing out.
my names Bennet and I aint in it *wipes tear*
*takes off shirt and runs slowly to MZD*
Hey
Dimpz I spoke to you in another post as well
Hey Dimpz!!!
Sup Dimpz! Why you lookin at me like you borrowed my phone and saw something you weren’t posed to see…..
ask Luscious….she showing out she is
His if you blame me for somethin one mo gin!
BAMBI never that sugah
*lands on FIANCE face and thinks I’m in heaven*
BruhMan I’m not showin out I just asked if you would change your gravi
#innocent
I’m sowry yall, I be all ova de place!
@ Awesome….guilty conscience?
@ Sam, I have to ask is that you or a friend in this pic because I would like to think of the irony of this person planking their face in a toilet full of boo boo
is up!
Hi all and especially Hi Redeemed! I guess I talked you up since I inquired about you in a recent post! I like your commentary and glad you’re back!
As for the video…with the head rolls and endless cursing I just couldn’t digest it all…(insert vomit emoticon)
As for planking it is just foolish to me.
Knowledge makes a man unfit to be a slave. ~Frederick Douglass
I see a lot of people are slaves to foolishness.
FIANCE you silly girl you know I dont give two chits and will put anything on blast right chere but I digress Im sure she/he will show up soon
Big boobs+planking= eating dirt and chiro visits
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How big is big
Dub D’z I had my account “hacked” a couple weeks ago and the “hacker” also “hacked” my SR account and posted them as my gravi…
did anyone see the vid of the btch washing her ass on the NYC subway? she scrubbed that smanghole like nobodys business
Dimpz whats going on I like the new look its looks good on you kid
Brown u have got to stop
she scrubbed that smanghole like nobodys business
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Must have been all types of filthy
CFREE
can I interest you in a turkish turnover
@149 WE SOO FUKN MEAN STOP LOLITA OR U GON RUN HIM OFF LIKE BLUE FOREST GUMP DID HAVE AN AMIGO RIGHT shrimp is the fruit of the sea u can Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that’s about it.
bubba is that u??
@ His yes I did and mental illness is real
Dub D’z I had my account “hacked” a couple weeks ago and the “hacker” also “hacked” my SR account and posted them as my gravi
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and I missed this?
His_Mommy623 says:
did anyone see the vid of the btch washing her ass on the NYC subway? she scrubbed that smanghole like nobodys business
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Girl that’s nothing, downtown GA near the underground is a fountain, everymorning a homeless man be in it taking a full on shower! Washing him peen like he playing a banjo…
Laker I’m serious he had one up that looked way better so I was makin a simple request
@LOLITA U JUST TRYING TO HELP I GET IT
Hey Bruh! :wave: Thanks! How’s life treating you?
@Wut oh my thats nasty but this btch was all up in that thang *shudders*
Y’all niggas ain’t sht.
@ BRUHMAN
BruhMan5th Flr says:
Dub D’z I had my account “hacked” a couple weeks ago and the “hacker” also “hacked” my SR account and posted them as my gravi
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and I missed this?
—————— It was a Wuttergate scandal….
@Dimpz
Maybe…. <—- Fat Bastard voice
Washing him peen like he playing a banjo…
____________________ That would make me
@Bruh
That’s some random dumbass I found on the world wide web.
We had a guy here that did that, took off his coveralls and jumped his stankin azz right in the big fountain! Well since this mfcka was in the war and was more than a lil touched they knew not to fck with him
His_Mommy623 says:
@Wut oh my thats nasty but this btch was all up in that thang *shudders*
————- That made my lunch backup in my thoat a little…
(kicks LUSCIOUS in her lying ass)
Ain’t no damn new post up!
Choco aka Hippie says:
Washing him peen like he playing a banjo…
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That would make me
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He would get caught by the police and a couple few days later… back at it again….
YSO MY RIB!
@YSO THANKS I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME.
YSoSeriousPraisesBeigeBeysus says:
(kicks LUSCIOUS in her lying ass)
Ain’t no damn new post up!
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We all fall for Luscious dirty trick from time to time. I have learned that if she says it.. it’s a trick…
*mytrustingdumbselffellforitmorethanonce*
2CENTS
have I ever told you how bad I just wanna cuss you out
*wonders what 2Cent would do for a dolla*
WUT sometimes it’s true
Yso whats good love
Willacouchi, GA????
OR HOW STRANGE SGE WOULD ACT FOR A PIECE OF CHANGE??????
It was a Wuttergate scandal
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Might I get a manuscript and photographic evidence to study this? email will be provided
@LUSCIOUS
“that one sreams “I’m normal enough to have a job at a grocery store”
Brown think that shyt funny. Havin people go lookin for a new post….not that I went and looked
Luscious with the 52 fakeout move
Hey Awesome!!
@HIS plssss stop playing! where can said vid be found?
at SamYell’s gravie! Nigga always gotta take chit too far.
@BRUHMAN
WELLS FARGO huh… you dont say ?
So WF taking my money for some loans i took out when i was heavily medicated…….. how can you help to lower my payments???
<~~~~~~ my bikini top
what up n shyt fam
Back in dis b!tch like Rohan Marley
@FRENCH
to the bikini top removal! The ladies was talkin bout ganging up and having a “face sitting” contest on me.
Sup French and HH
hey choco waiting for the wknd to hit around again so i can continue sun bathing … how u?
Frenchie!
Choco
What’s good?
@French
Waiting on the weekend just like you
HH
All is good hun and you?
any one have hot sweaty sex this weekend????
YOU
Choco
Since I just ate… I’m good. So much stuff to do, not enough motivation to fuel the engine.
I wish
HH
“Fuel the jet, fuel the jet” – Transformers 2
@HH
Take it one step at a time
I had hot sweaty sex last night – Friday a quickie so I dont’ think that counts!
Lolita…
How’s it goes ova there yonder?
BruhMan5th Flr says:
It was a Wuttergate scandal
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Might I get a manuscript and photographic evidence to study this? email will be provided
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Sorry I paid a computer wiz (college intern) a lot of money (a whole dollar… that’s four packs of Ramen noodles for him) to get rid of all the computer evidence and store it neatly onto a zip drive…that I have no idea where it is but oh well
HH it goes just fine!
Choco
Two thumbs up.
We all know that men can talk their way out of getting some, but it takes a serious female talker to take a man out of the mood.
Gets out of the bed and chucks the deuce.
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
any one have hot sweaty sex this weekend????
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Noooooooo……
Church finger up and tips out of post…
Lolita
Did you get sweaty this weekend? #greasesomen
HH
I got sweaty from the 105 degree but that’s about it so my sweat wasn’t a good sweat
#celibate
@ HH
So I take it some female talked you out of the mood? What did she say exactly?
Naw I’m lyin, I been in a drought
@sugamami
i sure wish i did…but i will in 16 days
patiently waiting for my boo
@Brown
My girl bumped into a girl she went to grammer school with and invited her over to the crib. Ol girl was goin on about how she was bi and was trying to talk us into a threesome but my girl wasn’t down.
Choco she prolly asked him if he wanted to get serious
Sorry I paid a computer wiz (college intern) a lot of money (a whole dollar… that’s four packs of Ramen noodles for him) to get rid of all the computer evidence and store it neatly onto a zip drive…that I have no idea where it is but oh well
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couldn’t hurt for asking
SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME says:
@Brown
My girl bumped into a girl she went to grammer school with and invited her over to the crib. Ol girl was goin on about how she was bi and was trying to talk us into a threesome but my girl wasn’t down.
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So was that a good thing or a bad thing she wasn’t down
@Awesome
The real question is were you down for it?
@bruhman please see #213 please and thank you
hey Frenchichi
Choco
It was my fault…when yall are ready….yall are ready! I got caught up in the plot of Minority Report and she fell asleep. With my eyes always on the prize when I went back in on misson “I’m On One”, I could not overcome (no pun) that sleep talkedness. I’m like man, this aint no Inception mission, I’ll holla back tommorrow when your talking makes more sense.
Lo
Some women dont like to sweat
@Brown
I’d probably say it was a good thing only because I don’t think she could handle the aftermath..
@Choco
I most likely would’ve but I don’t know. I’ve had threesomes before but the chicks weren’t MY chicks……
Hard Hitter says:
Choco
It was my fault…when yall are ready….yall are ready! I got caught up in the plot of Minority Report and she fell asleep. With my eyes always on the prize when I went back in on misson “I’m On One”, I could not overcome (no pun) that sleep talkedness. I’m like man, this aint no Inception mission, I’ll holla back tommorrow when your talking makes more sense.
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i’ve been there “sleep talkedness”
French I dont do loans I ama Debit Card Investigator….however I would be more than happy to provide the # to the loans area give me a minute
@HH
Oh well yeah it happens although if I were her the TV would not have won
@Awesome
Yeah I wouldn’t do a threesome with someone Im seriosly dating either and her friend prolly wanted you more than her
French
All that rambling and incoherentness… be telling us to come get it and then changing your mind in mid-sentence – lol
gonna plead the fif on this topic
for fear i might ruin my innocent holy image
Ummm Lo your gravi has alread ruined your innocent holy image
@Choco
I saw the chick the next day and my cousin was tryin to holla at her. I was just like “Wassup” and he immediately started hating talking about “When you and you girl gettin married?”. I wasn’t even tryin to talk to her like that. Me and ol girl just laughed and I left.
@Awesome
Your girl must be real cool cuz grammar school friend or not had my friend came in my house and was pressing us to do a threesome she would’ve been bopped right upside her head
Choco
What’s your definition of a quickie? The man getting his (minute man or Luwinski) or the woman getting hers (some are capable of quick combustion from actual !nterc0urse), or all the above?
still not gonna comment……………..
Yall have a good one!
Luscious I diiiid It was on Sunday nite good lawwd!
@bruh i need a # and name of a person who can hook me up
Fayla I’m sure you’ll email me and tell me why it was soooo good
suga
HH
A quickie to me is 5-10 mins and we both get off – I like it longer like round 2 shortly after round 1
@ Lolita
@Fayla
Hmmmm????
Choco
And they both live happily ever after.
I surety will Luscious when i get to work tomorrow ;D
Whatcha hhhmmn for Choco-goodness?
so Awesome AND HH just aint gone speak to me huh?
@HH
Yezzz Sir
@ Fayla
Dang you said it was all good and chit aint SR after dark yet details
@Bruhman *stands all up in yo grill* so yeen gon speak to CFree??? u must dont know who i am
@HH <<< on the table top
Fayla
My darling. U sho r purty 2day!
@Choco..girl..he was aggresive with me, talked dirty, :licks: me like I tasted like honey, & long-stroked the back-shot..uhm yeah!
*jumps on table w/CWifey poppin on a hand-stand*
thx HH thats more like it
@Fayla
I love it when its aggressive like he’s a starved animal – and on He says #Tasty to me
CFree
So you just gone bust it wide open on this table like that. …..Proceed
and I think it’s talking to me, too, like “hey, HH…big thangs popping in here.”
and there goes Fayla, too. I feel like TI with Tiny (no hate) and Hoopz.
Now let me see you just do it….
STOP IT! *sighs*
@HH (shakedanceextraordinaire) <<< didnt get this name fa nuttn
and it doesnt talk, it whispers
FREN CHI CHI!!!
Cfree
I’m in the trance. It has me hypnotized. Visions of Tip Drill dancing through my head.
CFree
Aka Magic City Mondays….aka Ms. King of Diamonds
Hilarious!!!
But, wait omg! Why does Paul M. seems a little more’ zesty & appears 30yrs younger? What are his beauty secrets? LOL!
I’m still baffled about him and Gladys Knight once were joined in the holy matrimony of love.
Audacious
I think it’s PM Jr.
Speaking of Gladys…#sweetpotatoecheesecake
cfreekmeallday!
What up peoples!!!!!
What’s up Mirs:
When your gravi just changed…I knew the water was warm enough to get in.
@mirs how was your 4th?
Blahhhahahahhaha!!!
Heyyyyy HH & Frenchie!!!!! How yall be????
@HH
@Frenchie, guhl, I think I’m still drunk. <—–Me all weekend long.
@Frenchie, how was your holiday weekend?????
Hard Hitter says:
Audacious
I think it’s PM Jr.
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Wait, I know Paul has a set of Twin sons that look old for their ages, kinda Benjamin Buttons old…no shade, and Paul is an extremely discreet and private person. I remember someone mentioning years back about his brief fling with Gladys. I’m stuck on this one, his son? :smh:
awww yes and it was ur bday wknd too! did you get any special gifts??
mine was cool with fam 1st part of the wknd and then friends
grubbing and drinking everyone else shyt
Audacious
Lol at B Buttons
I call that grown manz disease ..#lebronjames. #gregolgden
French KI$$E$ says:
awww yes and it was ur bday wknd too! did you get any special gifts??
mine was cool with fam 1st part of the wknd and then friends
grubbing and drinking everyone else shyt
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I got free drinks all weekend, and four new pairs of shoes!!!! WOOOOHOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
woohoo 4 pairs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
im outtie honey check ya 2mrw!
Beyonce’s 4 album is #1 on the billboard 200
told ya, Sandra, never underestimate the power of a diva
Wow, this is the first time I’ve ever realized that Paul was a big ole queen! How did I miss that after all of these years?
PS: I hate the “n” word in and of itself, but I really hate the way he enunciates it and adds the “r” at the end.
Carrington says:
Wow, this is the first time I’ve ever realized that Paul was a big ole queen! How did I miss that after all of these years?
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Really?!!
What’s sad is that FEMA is actually getting ready to “‘ plank ”’ a whole lot of folks ( in one coffin ), but you can’t tell some folks nothing cause they like to wait till it’s too late.
that rant was the same one my lil sister went on when she saw it was
ca-rollin..
I didn’t find this funny GM Peeps!
LOL.
i frigging love Paul Mooney.
good mornin fam
brownie.
Kingston
GM Luscious!!! U aiight this moanin?
Good Morning
Mirrrrrrrs!!! Ain’t seent cha in 4 ebba! how u be?
GM Kingstonn! Gravi is banging
Heyyyyy Fay!!!!!!! I’s good, how you be?????
on Kingstonn’s gravi
Meerkat! My pint sized G!!!!
Fayla I’m good! How are you
Luscious!!!!!! How are ya honey????
mirsssssss! how are my boobs?
thanks fayla!
& brownie. i got another of those emails and thought of you.
GM FAM….
GM Fay Fay (my baybay)
GM Luscious
GM MIRS
WAIT……Fay, do I get the kisses back??
I’m tied as hail this a.m. my daughter was going thru something so I was up late with her
Kingstonn!!!!!!! The bewbs are great guhl!!!! How you be????
Heyyyyy Tatted How you be????
whatchu tambout TaBew a course u gets kisses!!
Kingston I guarantee if you express your deep love for animals and ask if you can borrow some moeny they’ll stop emailin you.
Sup tatted
TaBewski which BH pallet u got?
I’m good, MIRS. I hope you’re the same!
Fay…..yesterday you said I only get a hug b/c my gravi was the standard issue & that I could not get a kiss until I had another one posted! LOL
I have Palette # 1!
my memory aint SHAT u hear me? I chose #2 bc it had a true red & that’s hard to find. I can’t wait 2 get it so I can start playing with all the colors thx again for the recommendation. my sis ordered #3 a day or 2 before me. she gone do the fool mk! AND when Imma get an answer about the youtube vids
@ mirs
good! now let’s see ’em.. cause there’s never a wrong time for boobs.
Don’t worry. My memory is SUPERB! I’ll remind you on anythang you need to remember!
#1 has a true red as well! I’m thinking about ordering the 28 neutral palette. It is on sale for $14 and some change!
I’m not real confident yet to do a YOUTUBE! I may….plus, I’m only on the computer @ work. I hardly every acknowledge the one @ home! LOL
so we got a flyer the American Idol tour is comin to my job, am I supposed to be excited????? Who does tours at an Air Force Base???
Good mornin beauties
Tatted I love that adorable face you’re making
Kingstonnnnnn why are you never in my emails??
*applies small amount of gloss to Brown’s lips*
Hey Honey, I’ve notices my box has ben empty lately
GM Honey…….Why thank you evuh so kindlay (in my southern matron voice). You find the cutest gravis regarding Honey!
@ ohoney
the same reason why you aren’t in my life.
OH HELLLLZZZZ NAWW!!!
Paul iz ignant!!!
Oh Miss Sandra, you are on fire today
I see Mooney too 
I LOVE Paul Mooney… I promise y’all he is the reason I am the way I am…
SANDRA I SWEAR I LOVE YO GUTS!
Coon Baya Plankin Niqqa!!!
I Just choked a bish plank!!!!
Irrelevant bish plank!!!
!!!!
Now this really made me bust out laughing
Does Paul look a lil different in the face??
LMAO LOL OMG I just bust out laughing at work LOL
alot of head bobbling in that clip…
funny nonetheless lol
oh nevermind
oh this mufugga has Paul DOWN pat
I watched all of that shyt and was cracking up
I need that SR…thank ya kindly…
needed*
What’s sad is that FEMA is actually getting ready to “‘ plank ”’ a whole lot of folks ( in one coffin ), but you can’t tell some folks nothing cause they like to wait till it’s too late.
Like father like son….
LMAO! and
at the irrelevant bi!ch plank and I choke bi!ches plank!
AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Too much!
I HAD no idea that Those Celebrities DID THAT and I’m not talking about Evelyn because SHE’S NOT A CELEBRITY (To ME…)
@His
Yeah he got His Mannerisms DOWN PAT !!!
OMG…OMG…
“choke a bytch plank…cuz thas what he does…he choke bytches…” 
LOL that was soo funny!!! It took me a minute to realize that’s not Paul Mooney. He looks a lot like him but he is younger, Paul is near 70 (but looks good for his age) and he looks 40, LOL. Oh wait maybe that’s his son, because it says Paul Mooney Jr at the beginning.
pinksghetti says:
LOL that was soo funny!!! It took me a minute to realize that’s not Paul Mooney. He looks a lot like him but he is younger, Paul is near 70 (but looks good for his age) and he looks 40, LOL. Oh wait maybe that’s his son, because it says Paul Mooney Jr at the beginning
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But then under it it says “Not Really”…i thought it was his son too until i went back and saw that part.
Hey Redeemed
you must have had like a week off from work! I just know the resident saint isn’t back on the boss’s clock stealing I mean posting on SR… 
Paul Mooney that Comedy Genius
Wesley Snipes Comedy….
@DEE
I swear everytime you show up>>>>> :jack:
@WUTWUZMISSIN!
Hello WUT!!!
How are you today? Don’t be like the others, time is short, learn and DO the Word of God, even if it means death.
He sho ain’t LYING!!!! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ha!!! I just watched Aries Spears spoof Paul Mooney the other night. I never paid attention to how much head bobbing he does or the way he drinks until Aries. I met Paul one day here in Dallas. He was nicer then I expected
that was funny as all get out but paul telling the truth I still think nucca’s posting pics of them doing that dumb ish is still stupid.
nucca’s + time=doing dumb ish
LMAO…OMG this was to funny
!!! He called Kevin Hart, “A Raisin in the Sun” & Chris Brown aka Breezy “The Just Choked A Bitch Plank”!! Calling people Chicken George…had to look at this again!!! Thanks Sandra I needed this laugh!!
the c**n plank LMFAO
The BEST Paul Mooney saying…..”Everybody wanna be a n!gga, but don’t nobody want to be a n!gga”…..REALEST sh!t he ever spoke! LOL
@BROWN
Pryn everytime I think of Paul Mooney I think of “MAMMY”
@lucious IHATECHU LMFAO
KIMI
I LOVEDEDEDED YOU!
what I do???????
REDEMEEDED!!!
Hay there @WUT’s poppin 
Is that really Paul Mooney tho? He doesn’t look or sound like him, even tho this ish is funny!!
@Brown
@Paul Mooney
To many dicks in the kitched wtf is that bs about 
Oh wait, at the beginning of the video its says PAUL MOONEY – not really LOLOLOLOL!!! that’s even funnier
BROWNIE PANTS
not today mami 
@brown the slow comment…scrolled up looked and
you got me going to meet my daddy sooner than i planned 
I will always love you though HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA
Choco how are you?
Brown!!!
that is not nice 
Fugg ya’ll talin bout
I was talkin bout Man’s slow retarded azz
Hello All. Love, love, LOVE me some Paul Mooney. As for this planking, just some more foolishness that black folks can embrace. Get a job, take care of your children, stay out of jail, love your neighbors, stop smoking crack, the necessary stuff in life! Hell, I’m just saying cause I’m so tired of us going backwards. That is all but I do love my people. After all, we all in this mess together. Peaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee,
Sup Choco!!
what in the Osh Kosh B’gosh hell?
I hate Brown! that bish stay in my head
Yall some messy muhfuggs I swear!
I’m more interested in what yall thought I was talkin bout
Kimiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
AWESOME! :2dance:
@BROWN
“Fugg ya’ll talin bout
I was talkin bout Man’s slow retarded azz”
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Everyone knows that I’m highly intelligent and far from slow!
I’m just gon pack my rags and go ala Annna Mae
*grabs another handful of Ohoney*
LOL I am going to email you Brown
@ His how are you long time
@Man
Luscious ass is crazy 
:hugs: BruhMan I good boo where you been?
Hey beautiful
how was you guys 4th? I went to Vegas…it was aiiiight
@brown suuure u were
Brown I sent you email check it pls
**guards my crayons**
I hate this site sometimes
@Kimi, i was out in that damn desert for 10 years…
u didnt have fun bew?
how u doing Bruh
wait, is Bruh Man who I used to call 5footer????
Are you the one that used to have the pic where you were right up on the camera????
HIS what you mean “another handful”
Hey AWESOME
@HIS did u really just ring a round the rosey that man?
You, you and you!
I HATE YOU ALL!
hide ur elmers paste @Man
i had a lil white boy in my 3rd grade class named Joey who had to be told er’day to stop licking the damn elmers paste…I’m sure hes now a serial killer or sumptin
@MAN **WHISPERS** I HAATE U FUKA!! HIDE UR GLUE TOO!!
@HIS :2dance:
Oh so now we messy? I hatechall azzes!
@Ohoney, i had a handful earlier *snickers*
Wait am I gettin him mixed up with lil boy blu who screwed so many of his cousins he didnt know what to do
@His girl I don’t know. I had more fun when I went last year. It was cool but I guess I am getting too old for certain shyt.
@HIS
Redeemed777 says:
@WUTWUZMISSIN!
Hello WUT!!!
How are you today? Don’t be like the others, time is short, learn and DO the Word of God, even if it means death.
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Jesus sat amongst robbers, and thieves and won souls through love not condemnation. Did he once go against the laws of the Father? No. Redeemed you have very good points, but if you are truly to show yourself to be Christ-like, do it as he himself does it, with love not condemnation. Everyone has an opportunity to be saved, but you are snatching that away by provoking fear. God only hates Sin, he loves each and everyone of us including Paul Mooney, Chris Brown, and everyone in the world. The only time you don’t have to repent is when you are dead. God is obviously allowing each of us an opportunity to meet him in HIS time. Stop scaring folks into repentance. Check your heart sweetie, because if you are harbouring hate for the people you speak of then you need to repent as well….
hey Miss H
brown you get my email???
@BROWN
#Paul Mooney
“Don’t YOU Stupid B-I-T-C-H-E-S Know that a Wet-PUZZY and a EMPTY Purse DON’T MATCH !!!
@Cfree, yes I did!
@Lakes
hump me bew!
@LOLITA
LET ME FIND OUT SANDRITA OPEN REGISTRATION FOR THE LIL YELLA BUSS FULL OF BLUE CUZIN/EX-GIRLFRIENDS! 
Kimicakes I emailed you back hun, I’m gon try from my gmail
@HIS **HUMPS U LIKE A ENERGEZIER BUNNY**
Wait am I gettin him mixed up with lil boy blu who screwed so many of his cousins he didnt know what to do
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Mooney
We call this stupid bish planking
FIANCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@Luscious just get OUT!————>
@Kimi, I feel u, I turned 21 while living there and by 24 I was in the house er’ weekend…certain shyt stops being fun after a while
BROWN hewwo
HIS I feel so taken advantage of.
HEYYYYYYY MISS H!!!
FIANNNNCEEEEEE and you can do that all night long sugah
right back at cha
CFREE heyyyyyyyy hun :woot:
dayum gov’ment email!!
@his yeah I feel it. I love to gamble though so the casino and me were friends
@Ohoney…mhm
@Fiance, oh how I have missed u so
*sings Beyonces 1+1 to u*
*growls* Make love to meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *growl*
Sup His!!!
CFree!!! We was doe si doe-in. The part is comin up where we exchange partners. Wanna wear some boots out?
ELOVER
hey suga
Miss H was that a topless hug?????
Dimpz
Lo
FIANCE I do miss the lovemaking
*sings*
Baby we aint nothing but love, and darling you got enough for the both of us ~growl~
@ Choco….been working and schooling been in training at Wells Fargo and its a killer
GOOOO AFTERNOOON MY SR FAMILY
I love yall crazy behindzzz
I can’t plank… too top heavy… I would look like an unbalanced seesaw…
BROWN
because when my FIANCE is in the bldg I automatically loose all clothes
*lose
AWW AWESOME
oh do i luv to doe si doe :2dance:
He’s going in on people planking and talking about slavery but he said the word N*GGA over 10 times…oh ok
AND that’s on top of him calling folks a b*tched and coons…
WUT heyyyyy hun
BRUH whats good?
I am giving everyone in SR a
in honor of one of Miami’s trending topic’s today #nationalkissingday
*Some will get more tongue than other
OAN Paul Mooney is my most Fav Comedian and cain’t wait to see him
Damn its been awhile since I been here but to the regulars and the newbies let me extend a big hello and
BruhMan
have you had up anither gravi before this one
Harlem good just tired and grinding to my 100k a year
@ luscious I have
*hides Fiances clothes*
@ O Honey hey boo how you
BruhMan you dont remember our discussion about this gravi and me askin you to put the other one back up????
LO!!!!!!!
WHY CNT I STOP LAUGHING @ THAT SHYT
Hey Bruman5thFlr
<<<waving with four fingers…
2CENTS
I SEE YO AZZ!!!!!
@Bruh
It will be well worth it 
Which one? Luscious
Im good BruhMan welcome back
@Blunt
That’s how you get the mouf herp……
anyone but that one
YALL STILL ON ONE HUH
@ Wut why are you waving four fingers? Please forgive me if that came off the wrong way but I truly have been a hermit from most of everything for awhile
BRUH keep grinding the only thing I chase for is paper.
*snickers FIANCE doesnt know I burned all my clothes*
HONEY!
*sideeyes His and her FeeUnSay for acking like they’on see me*
You better be lucky i like it rough……
Redeemed777 says:
What’s sad is that FEMA is actually getting ready to “‘ plank ”’ a whole lot of folks ( in one coffin ), but you can’t tell some folks nothing cause they like to wait till it’s too late.
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:rollseyes:
LAKES! :2dance: <—Salsa
So whats wrong with my pic…….oh well if it tickles ya fancy I’ll change the profile when I get home cant do much at work they blocked the website to change pics
@DIMPZ :2dance: <<nakid salsa!
CHOCO!! I would come and hug you but I feel like a toppled turtle… Tried to plank… fell head first into the grass and flipped like a chinese acrobat…
Big boobs+planking= eating dirt and chiro visits…
@SamYell
nah this cyber you can’t contract stds
MZ please forgive me but I would never not speak to you sexy
Big boobs+planking= eating dirt and chiro visits
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How big is big
I would come and hug you but I feel like a toppled turtle… Tried to plank… fell head first into the grass and flipped like a chinese acrobat…
Does your neck hurt also 
and here :hugs:
Big boobs+planking= eating dirt and chiro visits…
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Dimpz I smashed into those tits two posts ago I believe
U know we loves u!!
@Fiance, pls do a cartwheel and land on my face
Harlem!
I was thisclose to 
@ the thought of you ignoring me!
Sup WCC, Awesome & Wut?
<—headnod
Thank you Bruh Man
I just know that you have one more flatterin cuz I’ve seen it! Now I’ve had a few bad pics myself but that one sreams “I’m normal enough to have a job at a grocery store”
BruhMan5th Flr says:
@ Wut why are you waving four fingers? Please forgive me if that came off the wrong way but I truly have been a hermit from most of everything for awhile
When Bruman from Martin would introduce himself he would put up four fingers (instead of five)I was waving at you Bruman style… Oh lard if I have to explain the joke it wasn’t very funny to begin with. 
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oh and we needs a new post SANDRITA!!
FIANCE which poster is the elmer glue crayon ugly mofo? If anything you can blame me because I dont have a care *shrug*
How rough???
Hey Choco! :wave:
@ Luscious, well when I took that pic I sorta did. I was a sophomore in college when I took that pic
*lip quiver*
Choco aka Hippie says:
I would come and hug you but I feel like a toppled turtle… Tried to plank… fell head first into the grass and flipped like a chinese acrobat…
OWWW that hurts…
Big boobs+planking= eating dirt and chiro visits…
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Does your neck hurt also and here
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I would shake my head yes but the neck brace is in the way…
G’Day Luscious Brown!
@Fiance
ask Luscious….she showing out.
my names Bennet and I aint in it *wipes tear*
*takes off shirt and runs slowly to MZD*
Hey
Hey Dimpz!!!
Sup Dimpz!
Why you lookin at me like you borrowed my phone and saw something you weren’t posed to see…..
ask Luscious….she showing out
she is
His if you blame me for somethin one mo gin!
BAMBI never that sugah
*lands on FIANCE face and thinks I’m in heaven*
BruhMan I’m not showin out I just asked if you would change your gravi
#innocent
I’m sowry yall, I be all ova de place!
@ Sam, I have to ask is that you or a friend in this pic because I would like to think of the irony of this person planking their face in a toilet full of boo boo
Hi all and especially Hi Redeemed! I guess I talked you up since I inquired about you in a recent post! I like your commentary and glad you’re back!
As for the video…with the head rolls and endless cursing I just couldn’t digest it all…(insert vomit emoticon)
As for planking it is just foolish to me.
Knowledge makes a man unfit to be a slave. ~Frederick Douglass
I see a lot of people are slaves to foolishness.
FIANCE you silly girl you know I dont give two chits and will put anything on blast right chere but I digress Im sure she/he will show up soon
Big boobs+planking= eating dirt and chiro visits
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How big is big
Dub D’z I had my account “hacked” a couple weeks ago and the “hacker” also “hacked” my SR account and posted them as my gravi…
Dimpz whats going on I like the new look its looks good on you kid
Brown u have got to stop
she scrubbed that smanghole like nobodys business
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Must have been all types of filthy
CFREE
can I interest you in a turkish turnover
@149
WE SOO FUKN MEAN STOP LOLITA OR U GON RUN HIM OFF LIKE BLUE FOREST GUMP DID HAVE AN AMIGO RIGHT shrimp is the fruit of the sea u can Pan fried, deep fried, stir-fried. There’s pineapple shrimp, lemon shrimp, coconut shrimp, pepper shrimp, shrimp soup, shrimp stew, shrimp salad, shrimp and potatoes, shrimp burger, shrimp sandwich. That- that’s about it.
bubba is that u??
Dub D’z I had my account “hacked” a couple weeks ago and the “hacker” also “hacked” my SR account and posted them as my gravi
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and I missed this?
His_Mommy623 says:
did anyone see the vid of the btch washing her ass on the NYC subway? she scrubbed that smanghole like nobodys business
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Girl that’s nothing, downtown GA near the underground is a fountain, everymorning a homeless man be in it taking a full on shower! Washing him peen like he playing a banjo…
Laker I’m serious he had one up that looked way better so I was makin a simple request
@LOLITA U JUST TRYING TO HELP I GET IT
Hey Bruh! :wave: Thanks! How’s life treating you?
@Wut oh my
thats nasty but this btch was all up in that thang *shudders*
Y’all niggas ain’t sht.
BruhMan5th Flr says:
Dub D’z I had my account “hacked” a couple weeks ago and the “hacker” also “hacked” my SR account and posted them as my gravi
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and I missed this?
It was a Wuttergate scandal….
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@Dimpz
Maybe…. <—- Fat Bastard voice
Washing him peen like he playing a banjo…
That would make me 
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@Bruh
That’s some random dumbass I found on the world wide web.
We had a guy here that did that, took off his coveralls and jumped his stankin azz right in the big fountain! Well since this mfcka was in the war and was more than a lil touched they knew not to fck with him
His_Mommy623 says:
@Wut oh my thats nasty but this btch was all up in that thang *shudders*
That made my lunch backup in my thoat a little…
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(kicks LUSCIOUS in her lying ass)
Ain’t no damn new post up!
Choco aka Hippie says:
Washing him peen like he playing a banjo…
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That would make me
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He would get caught by the police and a couple few days later… back at it again….
@YSO THANKS I THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME.
YSoSeriousPraisesBeigeBeysus says:
(kicks LUSCIOUS in her lying ass)
Ain’t no damn new post up!
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We all fall for Luscious dirty trick from time to time. I have learned that if she says it.. it’s a trick…
*mytrustingdumbselffellforitmorethanonce*
2CENTS
have I ever told you how bad I just wanna cuss you out
WUT sometimes it’s true
Yso whats good love
Willacouchi, GA????
OR HOW STRANGE SGE WOULD ACT FOR A PIECE OF CHANGE??????
It was a Wuttergate scandal
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Might I get a manuscript and photographic evidence to study this? email will be provided
@LUSCIOUS
“that one sreams “I’m normal enough to have a job at a grocery store”
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Brown think that shyt funny. Havin people go lookin for a new post….not that I went and looked
Hey Awesome!!
@HIS plssss stop playing! where can said vid be found?
@BRUHMAN
WELLS FARGO huh… you dont say ?
So WF taking my money for some loans i took out when i was heavily medicated…….. how can you help to lower my payments???
what up n shyt fam
Back in dis b!tch like Rohan Marley
@FRENCH
Sup French and HH
hey choco waiting for the wknd to hit around again so i can continue sun bathing … how u?
Frenchie!
Choco
What’s good?
@French
Waiting on the weekend just like you
HH
All is good hun and you?
any one have hot sweaty sex this weekend????
YOU
Choco
Since I just ate… I’m good. So much stuff to do, not enough motivation to fuel the engine.
I wish
HH
“Fuel the jet, fuel the jet” – Transformers 2
@HH
Take it one step at a time
I had hot sweaty sex last night – Friday a quickie so I dont’ think that counts!
Lolita…
How’s it goes ova there yonder?
BruhMan5th Flr says:
It was a Wuttergate scandal
but oh well 
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Might I get a manuscript and photographic evidence to study this? email will be provided
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Sorry I paid a computer wiz (college intern) a lot of money (a whole dollar… that’s four packs of Ramen noodles for him) to get rid of all the computer evidence and store it neatly onto a zip drive…that I have no idea where it is
HH it goes just fine!
Choco
Two thumbs up.
We all know that men can talk their way out of getting some, but it takes a serious female talker to take a man out of the mood.
Gets out of the bed and chucks the deuce.
LUSCIOUS LOLITA AKA SUGA WALLS says:
any one have hot sweaty sex this weekend????
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Noooooooo……
Church finger up and tips out of post…
Lolita
Did you get sweaty this weekend? #greasesomen
HH
I got sweaty from the 105 degree but that’s about it so my sweat wasn’t a good sweat
#celibate
So I take it some female talked you out of the mood? What did she say exactly?
Naw I’m lyin, I been in a drought
@sugamami
i sure wish i did…but i will in 16 days
patiently waiting for my boo
@Brown
My girl bumped into a girl she went to grammer school with and invited her over to the crib. Ol girl was goin on about how she was bi and was trying to talk us into a threesome but my girl wasn’t down.
Choco she prolly asked him if he wanted to get serious
Sorry I paid a computer wiz (college intern) a lot of money (a whole dollar… that’s four packs of Ramen noodles for him) to get rid of all the computer evidence and store it neatly onto a zip drive…that I have no idea where it is but oh well
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SamYell JacksEm is AWESOME says:
@Brown
My girl bumped into a girl she went to grammer school with and invited her over to the crib. Ol girl was goin on about how she was bi and was trying to talk us into a threesome but my girl wasn’t down.
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So was that a good thing or a bad thing she wasn’t down
@Awesome
The real question is were you down for it?
@bruhman please see #213 please and thank you
Choco
It was my fault…when yall are ready….yall are ready! I got caught up in the plot of Minority Report and she fell asleep. With my eyes always on the prize when I went back in on misson “I’m On One”, I could not overcome (no pun) that sleep talkedness. I’m like man, this aint no Inception mission, I’ll holla back tommorrow when your talking makes more sense.
Lo
Some women dont like to sweat
@Brown
I’d probably say it was a good thing only because I don’t think she could handle the aftermath..
@Choco
I most likely would’ve but I don’t know. I’ve had threesomes before but the chicks weren’t MY chicks……
Hard Hitter says:
Choco
It was my fault…when yall are ready….yall are ready! I got caught up in the plot of Minority Report and she fell asleep. With my eyes always on the prize when I went back in on misson “I’m On One”, I could not overcome (no pun) that sleep talkedness. I’m like man, this aint no Inception mission, I’ll holla back tommorrow when your talking makes more sense.
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French I dont do loans I ama Debit Card Investigator….however I would be more than happy to provide the # to the loans area give me a minute
@HH
Oh well yeah it happens although if I were her the TV would not have won
@Awesome
Yeah I wouldn’t do a threesome with someone Im seriosly dating either and her friend prolly wanted you more than her
French
All that rambling and incoherentness… be telling us to come get it and then changing your mind in mid-sentence – lol
gonna plead the fif on this topic
for fear i might ruin my innocent holy image
Ummm Lo your gravi has alread ruined your innocent holy image
@Choco
I saw the chick the next day and my cousin was tryin to holla at her. I was just like “Wassup” and he immediately started hating talking about “When you and you girl gettin married?”. I wasn’t even tryin to talk to her like that. Me and ol girl just laughed and I left.
@Awesome
Your girl must be real cool cuz grammar school friend or not had my friend came in my house and was pressing us to do a threesome she would’ve been bopped right upside her head
Choco
What’s your definition of a quickie? The man getting his (minute man or Luwinski) or the woman getting hers (some are capable of quick combustion from actual !nterc0urse), or all the above?
still not gonna comment……………..
Yall have a good one!
Luscious I diiiid
It was on Sunday nite 
good lawwd!
@bruh i need a # and name of a person who can hook me up
Fayla I’m sure you’ll email me and tell me why it was soooo good
HH
A quickie to me is 5-10 mins and we both get off – I like it longer like round 2 shortly after round 1
@Fayla
Hmmmm????
Choco
And they both live happily ever after.
I surety will Luscious when i get to work tomorrow ;D
Whatcha hhhmmn for Choco-goodness?
so Awesome AND HH just aint gone speak to me huh?
@HH
Yezzz Sir
@ Fayla
Dang you said it was all good and chit aint SR after dark yet details
@Bruhman *stands all up in yo grill* so yeen gon speak to CFree??? u must dont know who i am
@HH
<<< on the table top
Fayla
My darling. U sho r purty 2day!
@Choco..girl..he was aggresive with me, talked dirty, :licks: me like I tasted like honey, & long-stroked the back-shot..uhm yeah!
*jumps on table w/CWifey poppin on a hand-stand*
thx HH thats more like it
@Fayla
on 
He says #Tasty to me 
I love it when its aggressive like he’s a starved animal – and
CFree
So you just gone bust it wide open on this table like that. …..Proceed
and I think it’s talking to me, too, like “hey, HH…big thangs popping in here.”
and there goes Fayla, too. I feel like TI with Tiny (no hate) and Hoopz.
Now let me see you just do it….
STOP IT! *sighs*
@HH (shakedanceextraordinaire) <<< didnt get this name fa nuttn
and it doesnt talk, it whispers
FREN CHI CHI!!!
Cfree
I’m in the trance. It has me hypnotized. Visions of Tip Drill dancing through my head.
CFree
Aka Magic City Mondays….aka Ms. King of Diamonds
Hilarious!!!
But, wait omg! Why does Paul M. seems a little more’ zesty & appears 30yrs younger? What are his beauty secrets? LOL!
I’m still baffled about him and Gladys Knight once were joined in the holy matrimony of love.
Audacious
I think it’s PM Jr.
Speaking of Gladys…#sweetpotatoecheesecake
cfreekmeallday!
What up peoples!!!!!
What’s up Mirs:
When your gravi just changed…I knew the water was warm enough to get in.
@mirs
how was your 4th?
Blahhhahahahhaha!!!
Heyyyyy HH & Frenchie!!!!!
How yall be????
@Frenchie, guhl, I think I’m still drunk.
@Frenchie, how was your holiday weekend?????
Hard Hitter says:
Audacious
I think it’s PM Jr.
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Wait, I know Paul has a set of Twin sons that look old for their ages, kinda Benjamin Buttons old…no shade, and Paul is an extremely discreet and private person. I remember someone mentioning years back about his brief fling with Gladys. I’m stuck on this one, his son? :smh:
awww yes and it was ur bday wknd too! did you get any special gifts??
mine was cool with fam 1st part of the wknd and then friends
grubbing and drinking everyone else shyt
Audacious
Lol at B Buttons
I call that grown manz disease ..#lebronjames. #gregolgden
French KI$$E$ says:
awww yes and it was ur bday wknd too! did you get any special gifts??
mine was cool with fam 1st part of the wknd and then friends
grubbing and drinking everyone else shyt
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im outtie honey check ya 2mrw!
Wow, this is the first time I’ve ever realized that Paul was a big ole queen! How did I miss that after all of these years?
PS: I hate the “n” word in and of itself, but I really hate the way he enunciates it and adds the “r” at the end.
Carrington says:
Wow, this is the first time I’ve ever realized that Paul was a big ole queen! How did I miss that after all of these years?
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Really?!!
What’s sad is that FEMA is actually getting ready to “‘ plank ”’ a whole lot of folks ( in one coffin ), but you can’t tell some folks nothing cause they like to wait till it’s too late.
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that rant was the same one my lil sister went on when she saw it was
ca-rollin..
I didn’t find this funny
GM Peeps!
LOL.
i frigging love Paul Mooney.
good mornin fam
brownie.
Kingston
GM Luscious!!!
U aiight this moanin?
Good Morning
Mirrrrrrrs!!! Ain’t seent cha in 4 ebba!
how u be?
GM Kingstonn! Gravi is banging
Heyyyyy Fay!!!!!!!
I’s good, how you be?????
Meerkat! My pint sized G!!!!
Fayla I’m good! How are you
Luscious!!!!!!
How are ya honey????
mirsssssss! how are my boobs?
thanks fayla!
& brownie. i got another of those emails and thought of you.
GM FAM….
GM Fay Fay (my baybay)
GM Luscious
GM MIRS
WAIT……Fay, do I get the kisses back??
I’m tied as hail this a.m. my daughter was going thru something so I was up late with her
Kingstonn!!!!!!!
The bewbs are great guhl!!!! 
How you be????
Heyyyyy Tatted
How you be????
Kingston I guarantee if you express your deep love for animals and ask if you can borrow some moeny they’ll stop emailin you.
Sup tatted
TaBewski which BH pallet u got?
I’m good, MIRS. I hope you’re the same!
Fay…..yesterday you said I only get a hug b/c my gravi was the standard issue & that I could not get a kiss until I had another one posted! LOL
I have Palette # 1!
@ mirs
good! now let’s see ’em.. cause there’s never a wrong time for boobs.
Don’t worry. My memory is SUPERB! I’ll remind you on anythang you need to remember!
#1 has a true red as well! I’m thinking about ordering the 28 neutral palette. It is on sale for $14 and some change!
I’m not real confident yet to do a YOUTUBE! I may….plus, I’m only on the computer @ work. I hardly every acknowledge the one @ home! LOL
so we got a flyer the American Idol tour is comin to my job, am I supposed to be excited????? Who does tours at an Air Force Base???
Good mornin beauties
Tatted I love that adorable face you’re making
Kingstonnnnnn why are you never in my emails??
*applies small amount of gloss to Brown’s lips*
Hey Honey, I’ve notices my box has ben empty lately
GM Honey…….Why thank you evuh so kindlay (in my southern matron voice). You find the cutest gravis regarding Honey!
@ ohoney
the same reason why you aren’t in my life.